r/Idontworkherelady I Hit Your Employee, And He Bled On Me! FIRE HIM!

r/Idontworkherelady You may think that you've seen the peak of Karen entitlement, but you ain't seen nothing yet. The Karen in today's episode attacks OP and rips part of his skin, causing OP to bleed on Karen. Karen flips out and screams at him for bleeding on her, and wants him fired for what he did. Lady, YOU are the one who attacked HIM! If anything, you should be the one in trouble! If you like this video, be sure to subscribe for more daily Reddit videos!
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[@rSlash]

SOMEBODY CALLED THE POLICE! When I attacked him, he BLED on me! THAT'S ASSAULT!!!

[@Jesteban-fu8qy]

sup

[@aleppogameingreal]

@@weee6888 poopoo

[@WhoRUTalkingAbout]

Its a natural response to karens if u bleed ur blood will boil and hit the karen

[@thomasoleary9120]

Rsalsh never replies guys

[@illiana1st]

I guess if the blood comes out in chunks~

[@lucasliam8238]

“I want to press charges.” *grabs milk*

[@JDM-is-my-name]

If I saw that, I'd be very scared as an employer or employee, or even a rude Karen. That SCREAMS someone who is good at pressing charges and does it often enough to not have it be anything big

[@lchavez4713]

*pours cereal in a bowl with the imbedded straw* *I’ll see you in court*

[@lchavez4713]

Seal Man *realizes that in fact, he has no family and has been hallucinating for the past 5 years*

[@lchavez4713]

Seal Man he lived his last moments in a drunken haze, never getting to listen to his mother’s voice mail saying she still loves him

[@beep3459]

This story is sad but...touching

[@biohazard_]

who the hell grabs a random person, employee or not? I would slap them into the shadow realm in _any_ case.

[@panickedpan875]

I'm with ya lad

[@thetester1158]

I probably would block and tell her to leave, just to spite her. If she refuses, I ask the employees to call security

[@Annie_Annie__]

When you work in restaurants or retail, it happens a LOT. I’ve had customers grab me so hard they bruised me, then they act like I’m being horrible by telling them to unhand me. Some entitled people see retail and restaurant workers as little more than robots that exist solely to wait on them hand and foot. They don’t see employees as fellow humans, but as objects.

[@kristashafer93098]

There is an IDon’tWorkHereLady in which the Karen DOES get slapped! It. Was. AWESOME!!!

[@DemonAngelSakina]

I work in retail...old entitled dude tried throwing hands at me and threatening me over a can of biscuits--pre-quarantine. Still waiting on my reward cookie for NOT cold-cocking the a-hole. Retail work is a b*tch and a half.

[@keeganlillith9694]

Ahh, the truth of hospitals and IVs. The lack of crunch, the stickiness, the bruises. This dude got it right.

[@thatonequietkid2453]

As someone who works in hospital food service, I can agree too. Our food sucks lol

[@ThomasKent1346]

Oh, the bruises! You should have seen the bruises around my PICC line when I was in the hospital after my heart attack. Except in my case, the blood thinner is Brilinta instead of Heparin. (And the bruises on my chest next to the incision, the bruises on my belly where the drains were, and the bruises on my knees where they harvested the veins for the quadruple bypass).

[@komiyama4344]

Brenda Miranda Not all the food sucks , as someone who spent half of my life in there. The two hospitals I would transfer in between food was super super good. It was like a restaurant menu too, I always picked my comfort food which was grilled cheese and tomato soup and I just remember it melting in my mouth. Sometimes I crave the exact thing lol. I was in the ICU for suicidal overdoses and sometimes the food was the only thing that made me want to wake up. Psychiatric hospital food tho , was freaking horrible , absolutely disgusting

[@ThomasKent1346]

@@komiyama4344 I have to admit it's better than having a PEG tube straight into your stomach! www.webmd.com/digestive-disorders/feeding-tube-placement#1 I wasn't conscious when mine was placed, but I was very much aware when it was removed! No fun at all! kzbin.info/www/bejne/iqHElnmqormjesk

[@marsnatale3184]

My dad always goes in (asthma) and she (trans) always gets bruised up they do save her life but FOR FUCKS SAKE BE ACCURATE WITH THOSE NEEDLES

[@shardonayM]

Listening to OP describe how hospital food isn’t crunchy is like stepping on a leaf in Fall expecting the crunch only to get nothing

[@ZimVader-0017]

That's so sad.

[@ladyphobos9980]

@@ZimVader-0017 Alexa play despacito.

[@iamerror6546]

*quietly* alexa play Never gonna give you up by Rick Astley

[@biohazard9215]

as a British person, I get confused whenever I see the word Fall in this context, then I realise.

[@aayushpatel2788]

Lol

[@BadassHater1]

Fun fact: Horned Lizards defend themselves from predators by squinting their blood from the eyes at them

[@veronicawexel1291]

Bleeder Glare

[@Annie_Annie__]

Can confirm. It’s freaky as hell. Especially when you had no idea they could do that.

[@zeldaprincessgirl100]

Yea, i saw that, so weird 😂

[@pnkicecreem459]

I could go the rest of my life without knowing that

[@Lyndiloo]

We have very different opinions on the definition of "fun"...

[@Mewse1203]

That grocery store hospital patient is a fantastic writer. On point with those metaphors. "Carbonated with mermaid farts" 😄😂🤣

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

The title story (bleeding on Karen) was impressively well-written! The use of metaphors and similes, correct grammar/spelling/punctuation... they were a massively refreshing change from the usual onslaught of half-assed posts we're made to muddle through in order to get a good story. Yeah, the stories themselves were as exciting as overtime in game seven, but the effort put into HOW this one was written was a breath of fresh air.

[@zarzee8925]

Yes! It was such a pleasure to read; I couldn't stop smiling. "Refreshing" came to my mind too.

[@bostonrailfan2427]

it’s hard to tell if it’s real or not, it’s a nice story overall

[@IMADINOSAURNOTABIRD]

You should watch the stinky salami video.

[@rachelno9229]

Really? I thought there were too many metaphors. It was funny, but a bit tiring.

[@trustyrat8632]

I genuinely feel bad for retail employees having to deal with karens

[@TKUA11]

Yeah, that’s their female privilege: men would be arrested on the spot

[@chaosreaver3597]

One of my best friends worked retail for all of 3 months, he hated so much. He quit after his manager complied with a Karen's insane request to return a opened (but granted, unused) Xbox 360 because her precious angel didn't like the colour (it was a white gen 1 version). The Karen wanted to exchange it, at no extra cost, for the more expensive Elite version which was black and had better hardware because my friend had "deceived" her (surprise, he actually explained exactly what she was paying for and the colour of the console was on the box). The manager wrote him up, and tried to get him to agree to pay the difference out of his pay cheque (the difference was about £90, not much to many people, but to someone on minimum wage that's a fortune). My friend said to him "I don't get paid enough to take this [expletive]" took his work ID, tossed at his manager and walked out. Left the manager a man down on a Saturday (aside from big game release days, the busiest day of the week). He got a job working as a rubbish (U.S. garbage) collector for the council within a week. He loves it because no one complains at him for doing his job and he paid alot more than minimum wage for it. He say the only downside is his girlfriend doesn't let him anywhere near her untill he showers after a shift.

[@blackstone1a]

Somehow despite working at Kroger for 5 years, I haven’t encountered any.

[@CALLaBOOTY09]

Old guys are just as bad too.... I need a new job.

[@edizzle62]

I worked at a target in the early 2000’s (graveyard) but during the holiday season I would work OT in the morning. (I met the nastiest customers at target) By Christmas time I would be in no eff’s given mode and return their “courtesy”, right after me being a dick I would clock out. As I was leaving I would sometimes see them complaining to a lead or manager.....they never would get my name because I would always wear a new employees badge that was left hanging for them between the employee lounge and lockers. Good times...... Lead: ma’am what was the issue? Karen: one of your employees called me a bitch. Lead: what really, I’m sorry for that, did you get his name by any chance, what does he look like? Karen. His badge said “kelly”, he was a tall fuck, bald and looks like he just got out of prison. Lead:??? Umm let.... Karen: what are you going to do about it you better fuckn fire him or I’m going to fuckn sue you and you’ll be homeless.... Lead: ma’am if you’re going to act like this I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave the store. Karen: fuck you!!!! I’m never coming back here again. I never got question on my next shift.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@reeyeet5]

How do you even get blacklisted by a dollar store. A DOLLAR STORE?!

[@ruthdeckman9781]

I'm wondering that, too!

[@mollywantshugs5944]

Vandalism is a really good way to get blacklisted from almost anywhere

[@josephbrickner1838]

You break the one rule

[@jgw5491]

Assaulting someone would probably get you 86ed pretty quick.

[@jgw5491]

not that she did that.

[@Steamed_Ananab]

Me: Sees the title- oh, it's probably a Karen attacking someone they thought was a shop employee The video: Welcome to r/idontworkherelady, where an entitled Karen attacks a hospital patient Me: Oh no...

[@yrahima78]

*hold up*

[@KiyokaWasTaken]

*OH MY GOD!!!*

[@Nikita_Akashya]

@@yrahima78 I don't want to live on this planet anymore! Why?! Why are people like this?!

[@apparentlybird_2661]

@@Nikita_Akashya no wonder people are trying t go to Mars

[@mismagnius]

YALL FROM EARTH

[@chaosreaver3597]

The Karen from that last story probably did have the last laugh, I don't know why but that tacky, bedazzled crap sells really well. I had a cousin who wanted some extra spending money when she was 16. So she bought a cheap one of those gizmos that you use punch the rhinestones, a bunch (about 50 of them) of cheap Primark (a discount cloths retailer in the U.K.) t-shirts, got to work and sold them on Ebay (this was before Etsy was a thing). She listed them at twice what she paid for the materials, and when the last one sold, a bidding war had driven the price up to 5 times her material costs, realising she was on to something she just kept going with it, she worked a couple of hours after school during the week, recruited a couple of friends to work for her and would list them every Saturday. They would sell out by Sunday morning. She made enough money to pay for university, with living expenses and the occasional weekend of partying. The funny thing was she couldn't believe people wanted to buy that crap. When she got her degree (she wanted to be an accountant, go figure), she just handed of the brand to one of the friends who worked for her (she is a stay at home mom, so that type of business was perfect for her) and last I heard it was still making decent money.

[@TKUA11]

Talk about a pink tax . . .

[@MaxWolfe17]

Honestly not surprised and incredibly tempted to do it right now. My mum loves sparkly pink shit- the tackier the better. She's the type of woman who wears animal patterned leggings. You'd.think this would be a joke but nah.she is serious. She insists they're 'beautiful' and 'bargains' She even got a pair of pink sparkly shoes for my nieces. Rip.

[@fightingfaerie]

@@MaxWolfe17 Now I'm tempted too lol

[@A_Rose_From_Concrete]

Wow

[@ZimVader-0017]

Huh, I got one of those doohickies as a gift years ago. Never figured out how to use it, so I gave it away. You mean I could have made a bunch of money? Damn. On another note, my mother and her friends got extra money for college by painting clowns on plain white tshirts and selling them to tourists on the beach. Apparently clowns were the popular thing during the 80s.

[@JackJelly2488]

FINALLY SOME PRESSES CHARGES, seriously like nobody pressed charges anymore and if I was in a situation with a Karen I would all press charges

[@JackJelly2488]

Eric Yoder yes thank you for example it, I don’t get why people don’t press charges

[@trueheroyt9127]

Lmao they need money. For lawyer and it’s such a drag

[@Tristor86]

@@trueheroyt9127 You don't need a lawyer to press charges. Criminal acts are charged and prosecuted by the prosecutors office for your district and is paid for by tax dollars. You only need a lawyer for defense, not for prosecution.

[@Richard_Nickerson]

Even if OP was an employee, even if OP hadn't just gotten out of the hospital, that Karen was an enormous a-hole for assaulting them. Employees are not there to be yelled at, bossed around, insulted, assaulted, etc.

[@jos_meid]

@ZlizzyyZ 1885? There was certainly not legal slavery in the US in 1885. It was pretty much abolished in 1865.

[@megakaren2160]

Then maybe they should do their job and listen the first time around.

[@Richard_Nickerson]

@@megakaren2160 GTFO troll

[@Richard_Nickerson]

@ZlizzyyZ Yeah, slavery had ended by then. And slaves weren't employees. I'd say C for effort and F for execution.

[@MsNoPixel]

Yet everyone and their moms including their own bosses, coworkers, strangers, etc. does treat them like complete shit. Absolutely ridiculous. This doesn’t just happen in retail but any customer service job, as a professional chef I know stuff like this happens to me a lot or even people being beyond rude telling me there’s no way I cooked the meal they’ve been raving about when they ask to meet the chef because of how impressed they were. People are just ignorant in general & when their uneducated in any way shape or form the ignorance skyrockets.

[@teacher555555]

karen: if you dont do this i will "break off the partnership" me: well if that is what you want then i think that would be best.

[@TKUA11]

Just another Karen womansplaining

[@ryansheffield5930]

Dude I work in retail and I honestly don’t think I would be able to stop myself from dropping to the floor laughing in that situation. I mean really, ‘break off the partnership’ my ass. That bitch was blatantly vandalizing store products and attempting to extort the staff for money she was not entitled to, in my opinion she could have charged for theft if she couldn’t prove that she bought that stuff before attaching the sparkly garbage to it. Some people really are just a special kind of stupid.😂

[@teacher555555]

​@@ryansheffield5930 this woman is lucky she wasnt charged for anything if she wasnt because not only did she come back into the store after trying to do this again but several more times with a security guard at the door causing her to enter thru the emergency exit door which is a felony if not a real emergency (given a few exceptions of course like testing the system) but using the fire exit calls the local fire company, EMT/EMS and police for an emergency and when nothing is found, fines are issued to those that cuased the problem and possible arrest. i would not be surprised if someone was to find out who she was and see she would have a criminal record.

[@Mewse1203]

@@teacher555555 not only that, but she's lucky no one sued her for trademark infringement. Going around with a business card and using another companies reputation and store trademark yo drum up business for yourself without their permission is the definition of infringement. Add in the fraud and I'm very surprised none of yhe businesses did anything.

[@teacher555555]

@@Mewse1203 well actually her saying that her clothes designs are seen in stores like those big department stores wouldnt be trademark infringment, but what is is that she took their clothes designs or the designs from the actual designers, bedazzled them, put them back on the shelves and then claimed them as her own designs putting her own price on them.

[@caramel2568]

It still blows my mind how people feel this entitled. I mean you could be walking in your local Walmart one day, grabbing something off the shelf, and have a strange lady running after saying you didn’t help her grab the anti depressants and the vodka off the top shelf with 3 kids in tow

[@veronicawexel1291]

Shouda just lifted one of her goblins and told them to take it

[@saphiriathebluedragonknight375]

Anti depressants? What store is she at? Those can only be gotten with a prescription.

[@caramel2568]

Saphiria TheBlueDragonKnight it’s a very *sketchy* Walmart

[@saphiriathebluedragonknight375]

@@caramel2568 Ah! Why am I not surprised?

[@Asteri0519]

Can someone please explain the whole 'Walmart' thing? I don't get it

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

I feel sorry for the guy in the hospital, but hospital food is not crunchy for a reason: crunchy food breaks down into tons of separate little pieces and are a risk for aspiration (breathing the pieces instead of swallowing them). Soft food sticks together and all goes down in a lump, or at least can be suctioned from the airway more easily. Similarly, hospitals are so damned cold because 1) it makes it more difficult for bacteria to grow, and 2) people are less likely to vomit when it's cold. The more you know. 🌈🦋

[@_Depending_Viscount_]

Just reading the title like: *"Ah yes, the floor is made out of floor."*

[@WhoRUTalkingAbout]

*Human is made up of Human*

[@WhoRUTalkingAbout]

Meat

[@merry.meth.]

@@WhoRUTalkingAbout delicious human meat

[@danieldaia8889]

@@merry.meth. r/cursedcomments

[@mismagnius]

@@merry.meth. cannibalism

[@WolfyFancyLads]

"DON'T IGNORE ME!" *Karen Used Grab!* *OP used Blood Loss!* *Karen Fainted!* Edit: Okay this double posted somehow. o.o

[@ItzPaydayFellas]

*OP leveled up!* *OP learned the move "proof!"*

[@sayadzaman4699]

*OP evolved into a pro gamer*

[@programmable_life]

Karen used call the police It's not effective Karen suffered heavy damage due to recoil

[@sayadzaman4699]

@@programmable_life No OP uses confusion on karen

[@programmable_life]

@@sayadzaman4699 😂😂 karen hurts herself

[@andrewmartin4474]

Just imagine a world without Karen’s Only 25 more years

[@randomhuman3687]

Impossible

[@SpiffanyWolfe]

There will probably be Karen’s in the millennial and Gen Z generations when they get old enough, assholes exist everywhere

[@maryray4960]

Andrew Martin ok I just witnessed this comment go from 19 to 20 likes without me liking it,I’ve never seen that before

[@nicklancesabortedchild55]

@@SpiffanyWolfe Those are just called trump supporters. 🙄

[@saatvikkalra6061]

@@nicklancesabortedchild55 Roasted!

[@slammedautomotive2591]

He assaulted me by bleeding on me when I assaulted him. *hmm yes, i stabbed someone but they fell on me and that's assault and im calling the police*

[@wta1518]

I pointed a loaded gun at him with my finger on the trigger, and he ran away, that’s assault.

[@friedrichfazbear5469]

“I shot a man and he fell on top of me and died, and that was assault now arrest this idiot!!!!!!!!!!”

[@RamdomView]

Ferguson Police had a similar train of thought when they charged a guy for 4 counts of destroying government property by having the temerity to bleed on the police officers beating him into a pulp. www.npr.org/2014/09/12/348010247/in-ferguson-mo-before-michael-brown-there-was-henry-davis

[@laurax1179]

Emergency medicine doctor here; the lady in the last story sounds like she could be suffering from bipolar disorder and currently be in a manic episode. The erratic behaviour, the delusions, the irritability, the self important attitude (“I’m a partner”). Even the over-the-top, brightly coloured make up fits. If that was the case I hope she got help!

[@DemonAngelSakina]

As someone with bipolar disorder, I'm in agreement that it does sound like an episode.

[@avianhasnodignity]

@@DemonAngelSakina hope youre doing well, my mother has bipolar (I'm suspecting I have it as well but I'm too young to tell lol) so I just kinda understand. sending love ur way

[@DemonAngelSakina]

@@avianhasnodignity Thanks. :) And I'm good. Take care

[@bavenquin2151]

Karen's: *gasp* "How *dare* you breath next to me, therefore decreasing the amount of air I get, which is what choking does. *HOW DARE YOU ASSAULT ME* "

[@Ishan.khanna]

Imagine being more entitled than a karen Oh wait that's not possible

[@thetester1158]

Anti mask Karen beats karen

[@lucifers.morningstar3805]

Anti-vax Karen beats Karen.

[@Kay-uh2ly]

nice profile pic

[@OrionoftheStar]

Be a politician

[@philliple123]

I mean, there's an Overseer Council that wants to keep SCP-006 to himself.

[@primebandet8937]

6:11 He threw blood on me after I stabbed him. Officers arrest him for assault Edit: Got to the Part where he beat me to the joke.

[@kennethcervantes3362]

Karen: Pay me for upgrading your stuff without asking! Manager: Pay for the stuff you upgraded without paying for first! That's where my mind kept going anyways....

[@ocelotekatl]

"...improved the items with rhinestones..." That phrase is an oxymoron.

[@guitarbass22]

The one about the hospital patient who just got out being confused for a store employee is insane. How could anyone, and I mean anyone, think they were the ones at fault? OP shouldn’t have had to lie to get justice on this Karen; once she accused OP of “bleeding on her,” then OP’s side of the story should have been able to clear everything up and get Karen banned/arrested. This is why it’s good to hear BOTH sides of the story and not judge the person who didn’t faint until they can explain themselves. If I was OP, I would choose a different store to shop at, because those employees/managers are beyond stupid.

[@m0L3ify]

"I ended up doing a lot of work that lawyers normally handled..." That's...illegal. They should have been disbarred for that. 😨 I used to be a Legal Assistant and there was a LOT I wasn't allowed to do. Things you'd think were pretty minor could have been misinterpreted as practicing law without a license and my bosses could have been disbarred. We weren't even allowed to read a statue verbatim to anyone out loud or hear their whole story when they called the office for a consult, even though our office did screen calls that way anyway -- pretty risky.

[@MJISA5]

I love when people draw blood and then pass out. The only time a man drew blood when hitting me, this happened. When he fainted, the only thing more “manly” than hitting a female, he ended up hurting himself really bad (shrugs). When he regained consciousness, I stood over him, on the phone with the police and let my blood drip on to him. He fainted again. He did tell to use the blood on him as ‘evidence’ I ‘deserved it’ and ‘attacked him first’. The officers told him under no uncertain terms was there any reason to cause my bruises, my bloody lip and that it was obvious the physical damage was not even the worse of it. I was physically ok. I had been through worse.

[@philipbridler]

You are a misogynist. Use language properly or keep your bigotry to yourself.

[@LRM12o8]

@@philipbridler huh, what a strange accusation. Can you even read? 🧐

[@mikaylajennel6170]

As someone with a mortifying fear of needles and IVs, I was NOT prepared for the vivid discriptions and mental images associated with that one story, it legitimately made me lightheaded to hear. Im extremely grateful for my health and genuinely feel for people who have long term hospital-requiring illness.

[@dirtydan9785]

"The crunch was indeed satisfying." I love that.

[@KalibreSteelblast]

"Hospital food isn't crunchy." I beg to differ. My first real meal during my recovery after a car accident was fried chicken.

[@limiv5272]

Was that in a general hospital, or a specialized recovery facility? Hope you're well now

[@KusunokiSG47]

My friend had a broken leg too, he said the doc told him to eat lots of protein, means meat basically So wala, chicken or cow meat almost everyday lol

[@KalibreSteelblast]

@@limiv5272 Specialized, but I got lucky on that front as it was the closest. I could have ended up at a much lesser one were the injuries not as severe. This was years ago, though. Rough recovery, but they put alot of heart into their work. I kinda hope they're treating today's victims as well as they treated me.

[@TKUA11]

Pretty sure the car was crunchy after the accident

[@KalibreSteelblast]

@@TKUA11 So were both my legs.

[@WhoRUTalkingAbout]

Karen: *Assaults a person.* Karen: Nani?!? What happened? -Sees blood- Karen: *-Shocked pikachu face-*

[@veronicawexel1291]

Karens are aliens confirmed

[@aor3394]

Veronica Wexel Nahhh aliens are better

[@segnitude9248]

Me: *playing minecraft mining* R/: *uploads* Me: [Insert DiCaprio holding a drink]

[@mismagnius]

Hold my space bar

[@andrewbounds]

My question is which one is this DiCaprio?

[@mismagnius]

@@andrewbounds leonardo de caprio

[@andrewbounds]

@@mismagnius I meant from which movie, there are several memes of him holding a drink from several movies

[@MegaZero47]

@@andrewbounds Considering most DiCaprio with a drink memes show him enjoying it, I'd say the answer is yes.

[@enerioffutt1881]

"Carbonated with mermaid farts." I just absolutely love that!

[@troyimlach1453]

I like the "You don't work here Lady!" statement at the end. I had to spit out my coffee when I heard it.

[@GodofDevilMayCry]

I worked at McDonald's, forgot to silence my phone was on headset taking drive-thru orders and they fired me on the spot the manager exact words "michael I know you were off two days but we changed policy phones are instant termination as soon as someone shows up to take over for you I need you to leave", now I'm a nice guy so I spent the next half hour taking orders, after being fired my dad said he would have just walked out

[@SteamGeezerUK]

With regard to the first story, I once worked for a company that had the best boss I've ever had - I learned so much from that guy. He did, however, have a bit of spiteful streak at times - never towards me, but he did have this thing that every time someone handed in their notice, he would find a reason to fire them before their notice period was up. I think he just couldn't stand the idea of someone leaving on their own terms.

[@spotry]

I like how the security is angry at op at first when it's like, how does one throw blood onto someone on purpose without, like, a bucket or something?

[@bleenosans3146]

Karen: *yells at employees for no reason except for having a break* The employee:*gets raise* Karen:I'm friends with the owner Employee:that's rich from you lady

[@amandanash2497]

I hope everybody reading this has a great day!

[@Nykoleyy]

I hope you have a great day too!

[@edd14theradiationqueen40]

reverse uno card lol have a great day to u °w°

[@itsnotwhatyouthink]

Uno reverse card

[@ilostmyoreo116]

Thanks, there isnt much to my day though, its like 9pm here

[@awhahoo]

Mines been good, FBI is still trying to find me due to my warcrimes

[@rainbowshinelove1208]

I have GI issues that send me to the hospital every few months and I can confirm that the places where they put the IV, namely in the wrists, hands and feet, can hurt for DAYS after being taken out and wrapped. While most close up rather quickly, blood thinners can make that "rather quickly" turn into a long time. When she said the woman grabbed her wrist where her IV had been ALL of my IV scars started hurting all at once. NEVER grab where a person's IV has been, it freaking hurts!

[@MsNoPixel]

OP (from the first story) really has a way with words & describing things, one of the more comically written posts I’ve heard.

[@rattyboi9768]

Kinda silly to fire someone when they already put in a two weeks, especially at an office type company, because more often than not those types of places give severance if the employee is terminated lol

[@Shogunyancoill]

Karen’s be like/ me: does something slightly wrong/ karen: iM cAlLiNg ThE pOlIcE yOu AsSAuLtEd Me!

[@vesperlord4342]

Alternatively they stab you and yell that you tried to kill them

[@Isaac-cu8lu]

@@vesperlord4342 nono, she doesn't have a point

[@michaelbachman5890]

When someone in upper management asks you to teach someone else what you have perfected they are basically looking for free training from you to hire who will replace you... it’s a slap to the mouth

[@tjoliver3624]

The "He Bled on Me" story was an absolute rollercoaster.

[@thunderflare59]

If someone has blood on them, my first thought is where the blood came from. I wouldn't have believed Karen's insane story that someone "threw" blood at her. I would have assumed she attacked someone and was trying to cover her ass, because I have a functional brain.

[@alastairmiles2313]

I stepped on a spider and got a squished spider on my shoe, I'm gonna press charges.

[@cmlemmus494]

What I love about that last story is that it really illustrates the shaky legal ground that a lot of Etsy-style creators are on. It's not just that this woman doesn't understand how merchandising and reselling work, but she also fails to understand Copyright and Trademark. By taking recognizable brands, altering them, and then trying to resell them she is on very shaky legal ground and could be sued for serious money, not just the few hundred dollars of her rhinestone-encrusted merchandise. Messing with trademarks is a good way to get in trouble with lawyers who make more in a week than you do in a year.

[@ltfreeborn]

when you're early to see "posted 25 secs ago" yes, it makes me proud

[@redbeetle8840]

6 minutes for me

[@user-bv9ho5fi9g]

7 minutes late for me

[@catgod8236]

Hīdftėmńø

[@ariathevvitch]

Yay!

[@Ishan.khanna]

@No one cares read ur name

[@Dave-bu6bc]

the bedazzling lady, it sounds like a misguided attempt at something called shop-dropping, droplifting, or reverse shoplifting, although I don't think she quite understood how it works. I've seen it done by unpublished authors & poets hiding copies of their books on shelves in bookstores and libraries, and by musicians putting their CDs on shelves in music stores. All these people are just trying to gain more exposure for their art, not expecting any sort of financial reward from the store.

[@anna8328]

well then it's not that, she expected money.

[@Dave-bu6bc]

@@anna8328 same basic idea, just an idiot that thinks the store is going to pay them for it. Droplifting demo CDs can be quite successful for promoting bands, better than fliers and posters, throwing out a couple of hundred demo discs more than doubled the turnout at live events when we tried it.

[@awesomespurr3606]

So, for that last store, I'm almost 100% positive that this is actually illegal.

[@kai510]

I bet when she was arrested she be like IM TOO RICH FOR JAIL

[@Cwak]

I’m too dumb for jail. I just confused myself never mind me.

[@about7grams]

That story about the woman bedazzling stuff might be my favorite story you've ever told. It's just so bizarre I love it

[@dimitristsekeris1821]

The story about Karen attacking a patient concerned me less than OP constantly making metaphors that I don't understand.

[@imhectic7861]

When I lived in London I was helping my aunt with shopping when she had cancer for the second time a woman deamanded me to help her because I was helping my aunt with her shopping so she thought I was entitled to me helping her I told her no then she started screaming stop being a snotty brat btw she did say that and she was removed from the shop edit btw if u wanted to know why I’m not in London I move to my dads in Leeds

[@tgyk80642]

The metaphors in the blood story are amazing

[@bigkmoviesandgames]

I thought the same thing.

[@thebat481]

The Bedazzler story had me in tears 😂

[@bluemycool]

It's like the spy asking people not to get blood on his million dollar suit.

[@CKPanda14]

ah, Karen, that's how the human body works Karen: YoUr ASsUalTiNg MeEEeeEEEeeEeEeE edit:thanks for my most liked post

[@PurpleLightsaberAlex]

Karen: He threw blood at me! Security: Sir, please put your blood away.

[@CKPanda14]

@@PurpleLightsaberAlex lol

[@uhohleanna9372]

what could possibly prompt you to attack a hospital patient- why...what has to possess you

[@ML-lw2yi]

The guy in that first story (buying milk & corn chex) has a real flair for writing. Very amusing and engaging!

[@anakelly6484]

Attacking a patient in the hospital? How low can you go? That's like kicking a puppy or slapping a 1 year old. It seems like ALL these Karens just sprouted up overnight. They mutate faster than Gremlins at an All-You-Can-Eat buffet.

[@martinaromerov.1342]

"What are you gonna do? Bleed on me?"

[@showregular111]

Quote from man stabbed "what are you gonna do stab me?"

[@ravyn9380]

One of my biggest fears is encountering a Karen while I'm off the clock in my store. I don't know if I'd have the restraint to not knock her teeth in if she touches me.

[@dianesabbath5353]

I had an experience at a job where I was fired from a job 1 hour into the work day. Then my boss had the audacity to remind me not to forget to turn in my ID at the end of the work day. I said, I'm fired, now, right? She said yes. I removed my ID and put it on her desk and told her to return it herself as I no longer had access to the office I needed to go. She was furious. The nerve of her to think I would work a full day after just getting fired makes me chuckle to this very day.

[@2MeterLP]

Well, people were trying to buy rhinestone ladys stuff fot the overblown prices, so apparently theres a market for it, she just went about it wrong.

[@Sydneywexford]

I think this is the first rSlash story when a lady goes into a store and says she works there and the employees tell her she doesn’t lol

[@althealee9375]

The necklace story reminded me of this. One of my best friends and I were at an outlet mall in our town and we went into one of the more expensive stores just to browse. We couldn’t afford anything in there but we were curious. I ended up finding a necklace laying on one of their displays with no price tag at all so I took it to an employee and politely said “excuse me, I found this necklace with no price tag”. She practically yanked it out of my hand without even saying thank you. I was PISSED. That necklace had no price tag on it so I could’ve easily decided to pocket it and walk out and she would’ve been none the wiser but i tried to do the right thing and she acted like a witch. Maybe my friend and I didn’t look like her usual clientele so she was being snobby but still!

[@Zinervawyrm]

The last story; the store owners/mangers whoever should have called the cops immediately on the lady and have her arrested for being a straight up scammer, interfering with actual business and damaging/altering store property.

[@WolfyFancyLads]

"DON'T IGNORE ME!" *Karen Used Grab!* *OP used Blood Loss!* *Karen Fainted!* Edit: I don't know how but this double posted. o-o

[@SailorMya]

In this case I DON'T want to catch em' all! lol

[@carlospalmer4342]

Wait. A wild Karen Appeared! Go, OP! Karen Used Grab! It’s Super Effective! OP used Blood loss! It’s Super Effective! The Wild Karen fainted!

[@ilostmyoreo116]

I was waiting for this, i have online classes tomorrow and remembering this will keep me awake

[@mirum8726]

I have been a hospital patient 2 times and never hear or saw somebody get attacked before well one thing for sure where I live there is alot of respect between the worker in hospital and the hospital patient or other people thats there

[@elektrasupernor2116]

See, I get second-hand embarrassment from people that have to deal with family members that are Karens. Because my grandma is one-

[@goromajima7677]

7:00 loving the metaphors op. You sound like a English student who doesn’t know what to do with their PhD in English literature I tried my best :(

[@Mewse1203]

That "mermaid farts" had me ROFLing

[@AtomBacon]

Was that second story written by Fawful's Minion or something? Those analogies were God-Tier!

[@musicalmaniac2901]

That's why I love! Nestle crunch! *Cue the Karen passing out and dropping to the floor*

[@Themplez]

Never stop uploading these kind of videos they are so funny to listen to!

[@caramel2568]

That moment when you become so proud of yourself after seeing how earlier you and get that “who?..me?😉🙃😌😏” moment

[@walkthroughman346]

Wat

[@caaprii6335]

I had 3 strokes and 2 seizures reading that

[@its_andrune7272]

Damn, designer chips. You can taste the gucci on those chips

[@LumiOfFrost]

"Someone arrest this man! He bled on me when I murdered him!"

[@sabrinaafton6288]

Why is your voice so satisfying to listen to??? I listen/ watch your videos ALL the time.😅

[@anintendaruser8344]

Karen: she threw blood at me. Me: Yes. I, too have a bottle full of blood that I throw at people.

[@Drahjan_TheoryBREAK]

Bedazzled(umb): What. An. Idiot. This almost beats some of my idiot customer stories. And that's hard to even get close to.

[@Darwinsmom]

Several of my favourite KZbinrs have narrated the stpry of the "embellished" items in the department store. Of all of the Reddit posts I have heard, that particular story is my hands-down, all-time favourite! You did an awesome job of narrating it!

[@Textbooktimebomb-kj2sj]

Im glad someone finally pressed charges. Quit letting Karens get away with things when you're asked if you want to press charges. You should always say yes so that justice is served and it may prevent future unacceptable behavior.

[@Tyrnak_Fenrir]

Hey rSlash, can you cover r/IDOworkhere. It's full of "you fool, I AM the manager/owner"

[@gurg2671]

I have giant swords growing out of my original arms just for these people

[@OrionoftheStar]

I thought those were for people in general?

[@gokuxsephiroth4505]

Thanks silent hill monster for saving us from Karen’s!

[@OrionoftheStar]

@@gokuxsephiroth4505 Dead Space monster, but your heart's in the right place. Or it will be in the right place, once the necromorph rips it out of you. Close enough.

[@HPD1171]

2:45 and the icing on the cake is now they have to offer severance pay instead of just paying for another two days of work.

[@1nomlad89]

I love this since he does all the talking and i just fall asleep like a baby just by listening to him reading all the stories

[@ttvtrvp7350]

I don’t know why but your voice is oddly satisfying

[@RX782GP03]

more like she altered and damage all the products, so she technically owes the store for all those items

[@kryaasteria4538]

absolutely obsessed w the comparisons drawn in the hospital story. absolute legend.

[@mrhatman1108]

That person who called the cop for bleeding on them makes sense,that is destruction of property!!!

[@itsmellslikeupdoginhere5756]

EUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH blood is fine extreme blood spurting just makes me uneasy

[@alexanderwizner6878]

RSlash, I really love your content. It's high quality and very entertaining.

[@mikeg3439]

Someone tried that one me but it was a girl who hurt her hand (sprained it) punching my stomach. After hearing her tear-filled complaint, the mother (my boss) asked an independent witness what they saw and once she heard the story, she busted up laughing and then said to her daughter "leave my office before I stop laughing would be my advice." It's good to have rational employers, that one was like a mom to me. The daughter got over it.

[@cormac8276]

“When she lit up my life in exactly the same way that a swarm of locusts blot out the sun.”