r/InsaneParents - "GAY ISN'T REAL"

[@kamica6948]

When i told my dad, that I'm bisexual was one of the funniest shit ive done my entire life, he deadass just said "so you're basically gonna get rejected twice as much?" maaaan, that hurts

[@CrazedKasaJizo]

Damn dude he killed ya, at least he doesn’t hate ya tho

[@kamica6948]

@@CrazedKasaJizo yeah, he's probably tge best dad ever made xD

[@anthrocultur5116]

Oof, I felt that. It do be like that sometimes. The best response to coming out is a dad joke that makes you feel loved and accepted, so good for your dad.

[@18Hongo]

Damn. I'd advise you to apply cold water to the burned area, but I don't want you to drown.

[@moon_wei]

@@18Hongo no amount of cold water could sooth that burn

[@billystokes3917]

"How the heck did you get into my house?" A magician never reveals their secrets now, do they?

[@JazzReaper]

Susori of the Red Sand

[@anay5239]

Lmao dude u got killed by old lady and useless

[@billystokes3917]

@@anay5239 Love how everyone who says that clearly didn't listen to what Granny Chiyo said after the fight. Watch the fight again and then we'll talk.

[@anay5239]

@@billystokes3917 what she said ?

[@billystokes3917]

@@anay5239 So you're not going to watch the fight? She said that Sasori could've avoided the killing blow and killed Sakura and her easily, but he decided not to because he wanted to feel the embrace of his parents (even though they were puppets).

[@hdfvffddcd8450]

"Being gay is a trend" Yeah, sure. I really do love changing my entire personality and risking losing some of the most adored people in my life because they may not accept me, all for a few internet points. Common sense isn't so common

[@sirshotty7689]

It's almost as if being homosexual is no longer being stigmatized to the point of people hiding their true feelings from society or something.

[@admiralkipper4540]

Well a lot of the culture around being gay is extremely recent and is literally a trend, why are your associating trend with being bad

[@fernandofuentesmoreno5149]

Alright, I'll stop you right there with something: your entire personality should not change based on your sexuality lol

[@gyrozeppeli9546]

@@fernandofuentesmoreno5149 that’s what I was thinking. Everything else in this comment I agree with, but that sounded kinda bad to me 😂 They probably just worded it weird.

[@DerpLvIAsian]

The sad thing is that there are in fact people who are just trying to get attention. They may be rare, but its sad these cases exist.

[@GachaToGo]

I'm a trans guy, and the other day in math class we did a boys against girls type thing, and literally nobody knows im trans save for my family, so when my math teacher said "If you identify as male, go to one side of the room. If you identify as female, go to the other side." I stood in the middle for like five minutes like "UHHHHHHH"

[@enexua_07]

And what did you do at the end ?

[@whee38]

So they know you're trans now

[@Sqwidiot]

REAL 😭😭😭

[@JustARoamer]

At least 3 people in the class figured that out about you on that day

[@LukeySkywookie]

I would love to know what happened afterwards, but if that's not something you're comfortable with sharing, that's alright too

[@irogt]

K, I'm worried about George. George, blink twice is The Click totally isn't holding you against your will.

[@berrydragon6141]

George: * blinks aggresively*

[@TheClick]

stop

[@cloudydays329]

@@TheClick oof

[@mcbuttstuff]

@@TheClick your voice is overwhelmingly seducing and at the same time like you are going to kidnap me and stab me with ice picks at times how do you do that???

[@slushie9727]

@@mcbuttstuff HEL

[@KarmasAB123]

"If you don't believe in the Tooth Fairy, you don't believe in Jesus Christ!" I must've missed that chapter.

[@notproductiveproductions3504]

The tooth fairy is real. He’s called Mike Tyson

[@KarmasAB123]

@@notproductiveproductions3504 Oh, I didn't know he paid the losers.

[@fooyanjie6057]

Still, the kid's going places with that massive brain.

[@rowenkylee5627]

Both are imaginary creatures so yes they have a point.

[@flameofmage1099]

One of the lost books of the Bible I guess

[@joulepi9298]

The fact that the woman had to choose between child and meth and her child is gone now is like... if she is choosing meth over her child, she shouldn't have a child.

[@18Hongo]

It's the mindset of an addict. She's constantly worrying about where her next fix is coming from; if she can just get another hit, she can sort herself out, get a job, get her child back, be a parent, be normal... If only she can get her next fix. There's obviously an element of denial there too; she doesn't want to accept that the meth is bad for her, because if she did, she'd have to accept all the damage she's done to herself, and recognise that it was all done for something that did her no good in the long run. In short, she's not thinking like someone who isn't an addict. Addiction will do that to you, and it will take priority over everything else in your life. So no, she shouldn't have a child. She's unwell, and she's not capable of taking care of one.

[@Badgerinary]

Well she don't got a child anymore so... mission accomplished?

[@pumkin_pi7617]

This happens to me she choose meth

[@chrisd8570]

Well i mean in emergence

[@donnerblitzen1388]

@@18Hongo I'm a former addict of that for almost 20 years, just had my 3 year anniversary of quitting that crap on the 5th. All I can say without going off the deep end on explanations for your comment is "abso-effing-loutely". The sheer destruction that causes to the user, their loved ones, the people around them, the neighborhood where it happens... I'm done. The nightmares are gone, why dig up those again? It's been three years since I finished the start of recovery after completing the rehabilitation program.

[@thewitchescatt]

the "trend" with the LGBTQ community is that we're simply becoming more confident. People are figuring out their identities easier because they're now backed by hundreds of other people just like them. And those hundreds of other people in this community give us the courage to come out. That's certainly how it worked for me at least. It's not a trend, most of us are just finally realizing it's okay to be lgbtq

[@loturzelrestaurant]

The Click and Hbomberguy, i love how they make fun of Karens and C-Theorys and bulls-it, but lets face it: 'They' are winning. LGBT-Hate is at growing and trans-hate is literally right now in a Growth-Spurt. The Repbulican Party IS, lets face it, the Anti-LGBT-Party and Christian is; lets face it; the anti-lgbt-Religion.

[@therainbowraccoon3620]

Your goddamn right. Congrats on coming out comrade.

[@Shadethewolfy]

also the fact that the reason people think it's "new" is entirely the fault of the Nazis burning a bunch of texts documenting LGBTQ people during their rise to power.

[@ilikedamoon8768]

I completely agree with this and the non understanding people just need a bit of help

[@Random-sk6hm]

Facts

[@erikhallberg2248]

“Christ also got nailed by like twelve dudes” broke me

[@OfficialNetworkFluff]

I fucking cried While Laughing

[@I.do_exist]

Yes-

[@EkkoMiles]

Oh my- 💀 other Christians from my old church probably will get offended but my family on the other hand.... WE LAUGHING-

[@warpedmine9682]

im christian and this is how [ Jesus got coconut malled by twelve dudes ]

[@waterunderthebridge7950]

Don’t forget he also got royally f***ed by his best bro Judas

[@lt.pizzabox6712]

This mother literally just admitted that her childs belief in Christianity is comparable to her lying about the existence of the tooth fairy. There for she literally admitted to lying to her child, only telling them what she wants this kid to believe and calling it the word of god or jesus christ. All she said with that is her childs religion is built up on lies and parts picked out by their mother, calling her own religion a lie in the process.

[@Deadeye7177]

This is, of course, assuming that the mother is actually aware the tooth fairy isn't real, and I'm afraid the mere existence of flatearthers makes this scenario quite plausible as well.

[@Tertion]

@@Deadeye7177 Sh**t, you're right.

[@kairossnt]

Oh God, Jesus, Mark, and Mary too, this is worse than force-feeding your child Jesus. That’s like… hell worthy I think! I dunno I’m a bad Christian 🤷‍♀️

[@18Hongo]

@@Deadeye7177 Jesus, Mary, Joseph and the wee donkey, that's a terrifying thought.

[@mrr1132]

@@Deadeye7177 An interesting point. I have to wonder if she'll be the next Meth Mom...

[@justchillin06]

"Everyone in the world is insane" Yes, also is your nose ok

[@thornlilyn6888]

That was my first and second thoughts just in verse

[@ครยฬร]

He fought a bear to protect our meme

[@idioticdemon2619]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@Artemis-jw5ue]

Your... Username..

[@xXEricIIIXx]

@@Gallium_AA stop

[@paw-pie869]

One thing I’ll never understand about insane parents; “Social media is dangerous and is ruining the world!” - they say on social media

[@bubblegumlie4918]

My brother who is actually alergic to mask: **wears a mask and takes an anti-alergy pill** **looks at Karen** Pathetic.

[@rowenkylee5627]

There exist hypoallergenic face masks. You should avoid eating anti-allergy pills when you don't have to. You simply shouldn't play around with anti-allergy meds. They're not candy. They have side effects.

[@bubblegumlie4918]

@@rowenkylee5627 ik lolz But it’s not good to be sneezing all the time as well :T he rarely goes outside for too long and he’s basically an adult xD so I think it’s fine :T

[@rowenkylee5627]

@@bubblegumlie4918 Just make sure he's not overdosing on them. He wouldn't like the effects on that (as in hospital visit). If sneezing is his main allergic reaction there are targeted meds for that. There are kind meds that people with pollen allergy takes that also works for him. If he doesn't take them already mention it to him.

[@bubblegumlie4918]

@@rowenkylee5627 Yea, but don’t worry too much :] He doesn’t take them every time he wears a mask -w-

[@bubblegumlie4918]

@DEEPFOXJUDE what…?

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

Fun fact: tigersharks can get attatched, get jelous and enjoy bellyrubs

[@aricaine5024]

so now we just need them to walk on land

[@yourpsychicfriendfredbear]

Are land tiger sharks just tigers?

[@mr.google1437]

Tsundere shark

[@yesicpwee8545]

Get this shark some legs

[@oneinthechamber9376]

At least we Both watch great channels 👍

[@KuraMachine]

"Gay doesn't exist!" Girl I'm not even here Ima hallucination.

[@SaltyRocksPew]

That explains why you're so dreamy

[@kaila-moniquenepia6836]

@@SaltyRocksPew eyyy

[@monkeydoespride]

@@SaltyRocksPew damn that smooth

[@insertusernamehere3173]

@@SaltyRocksPew DDAAAAMMMMMMMNNN! That was slick dude.

[@Badgerinary]

@@SaltyRocksPew that was as smooth as a freshly buttered countertop

[@tabbytheamazing8004]

My mom taking away my phone: "It's MY phone, I pay for it!" My mom when I break my phone and beg her to fix it: "It's YOUR phone, haha" Me: 👁👄👁

[@ValirValor]

tell her she paid for it if she deny, next time record her saying that when playing her phone and the rest is on u :)

[@october3706]

Once shes given it to you says it a gift since legally by law there are laws about gifts (I was watching a video about a story and there was laws brought up).

[@OriginalCreatorSama]

"Last night you insisted it was yours. Either it's mine and you can't take it or it's yours and you have to fix it. Can't have it both ways."

[@deactivatedbcsomecommentsi2279]

my dad does this with my laptop (funny thing is that he probably didn’t even buy the laptop afik, it’s my late mom’s 🧍)

[@bombdotcom2168]

My mom used to say it was her phone because she paid for it- When in reality she didn't pay for anything except for her drugs which she stole everyone in the house's money to buy- My dad paid for everything while she sat at home all day. She didn't even clean the house either, that was my job apparently. So at any point I could have just said "Those are my drugs since I pay for them" She would have slapped me so hard if I said that though so I just gave my phone to my dad every time she asked for it-

[@Thaylien]

The whole stone-and-sucker one got me. Lesson to learn: no matter what good things people have in their life… pain is real and just having good things doesn’t even it out. Stopping to fix the problem allows you to not only function normally, but put you in a place where you can truly appreciate the good things.

[@coltonam2]

exactly. a sucker ain’t gonna fix the fact that my foot hurts.

[@random_dominos8883]

@@coltonam2 especially if its blue raspberry...

[@s_0511]

@@random_dominos8883 wdym?? blue rasberry slaps

[@vivalaglavii6736]

@@s_0511 naw man, mystery flavor all the way

[@TheNormExperience]

@@coltonam2 especially if it’s a TINY sucker that lasted all of 2 minutes, compared to a BIG stone in their shoe for half a mile...sometimes it’s not pessimism, just realism.

[@fawna_lariat]

You can't be an addict and a good parent at the same time. My dad knew that and worked hard to get over his alcoholism. He's been sober for years and is the best dad I could ask for.

[@theeguy9022]

Gonna have to politely disagree if it wasn't for my father me and my sister would of starved to death in my mother's house he was an addict yes but he was also a man who did whatever it took to get what he wants so several assaults and breaking restraining orders later me and my sister were put into the adoption system twice where we have better lives now my father killed himself shortly after but to me he will always be the man I strive to be he was an addict he was also the best man I've ever known

[@SatiricalFey]

It depends, it's definitely hard, but there are 'functioning addicts.. Being an addict is a mental health issue, also, you never exactly stop being an addict (I say this as someone who struggles with a different but similar issue, SH) you can be sober, you can be in recovery, but it's still an illness that exists and you are at risk of relapse for, not because the person is weak, or anything, just because life and brain chemistry are fucky, and if you walk a type rope forever, its going to be really hard not to fall.

[@AkoTE.]

I honestly thought it was gonna say “So he chose to not be a parent” but this outcome was way better, hope he’s doing well!

[@pitioti]

All my respect for your dad's commitment ! I "love" my dad, but, I wish he could have done the same and quit Cigarette and Alcohol... or just reduce consuption of thoses :/ !

[@felixthesad]

Yeah, same but my parents never tried to change themselves so I ended up being raised by my toxic grandmother.

[@ampa-3612]

"My child has a brain tumor" "My child would be traumatized from a swab Covid test" Hmm yes, *i n t e l i j e n c e*

[@edgerunner__]

I mean I am in high school were I have to do multiple a week

[@kirstygunn9149]

Both my boys are autistic ,adhd and have sensory issues but they both do the covid test with no fuss at all why can't these supposed "normal" kids cope?

[@dontburstmybubble686]

*traumatized* More traumatized than learning her mom almost killed her over a fucking test???

[@WolfgangDoW]

Pretty sure brain cancer is more traumatic Also if it wasn't covid, they'd still be swabs for MRSA

[@VixxiRaven]

@@kirstygunn9149 Btw, as an autistic person with ADHD, I respect you. Just saying.

[@muminfan5241]

18:29 "If they really were that lazy, they wouldn't have gotten any pet." I envy your faith in people's ability to assess their own laziness/a pet's needs. Too many pet owners actually are too lazy to properly care for their pets.

[@julesc_bubblegum]

My pets actually give me enough energy and motivation to not be lazy, and it's so nice. Pets parents will do anything for their babies ❤️❤️

[@basementdwellercosplay]

Fun favt: the original translation of the verse every homophobe points to was actually "Man shall not lay with boy", the verse was about pedophiles being bad not gays

[@WolfgangDoW]

"man with male" where "male" means teenage boys. It was specifically refering to the ancient greek practice of pederasty, which is classem as pedophilia today. The phrasing was is Hebrew but a direct parallel of the greek phrasing, showing it was specifically this it was referring to. It was never aboun sex/gender, was always about age The irony that the interpretation was changed with the agenda against gays, and now how rampant pederasty is in the church

[@mindless_drift]

LMFAO a whole argument decimated

[@notproductiveproductions3504]

@@WolfgangDoW Mary was about 14-16 when she was pregnant

[@notproductiveproductions3504]

@@jackalenterprisesofohio people still die at that age just not for the same reasons

[@thelivingliver6715]

a bunch of us already tell religious homophobes this for you, we gotchu fam

[@OneTopic]

700 thousand subscroobers!

[@OneTopic]

you're right!

[@WowieZowie123]

Only gigachads reply to themselves

[@f-ingsimp]

Ot! I'll watch one of your videos after i'm done with this one, i need something wholesome

[@kitkatsartsuwu8398]

Subcrip

[@Cera_01]

@@OneTopic it's already at 701k!

[@hhgff778]

"teach them to fear the Lord" then the same people wonder why so many other people aren't religious.

[@slevinchannel7589]

I am wise!! Heres the prove: I reccommend high-quality (which is rare nowadays): -Cliffside. -Starship Goldfish. -Internecion Cube. -Raised by Zombies. -Hilda. -Pokemon: Banettes Curse.

[@ProfessionalBugLover]

@@slevinchannel7589 uhm

[@slevinchannel7589]

@@ProfessionalBugLover Just check 'em out. It aint hard. And its not just 'better' than Mulan 2020, its WORLDS BEYOND.

[@juanausensi499]

Why fear an all-loving god?

[@hhgff778]

@@juanausensi499 yeah, why? He is supposed to be all loving yet he uses fear to make us worship him? I think that's a lie, he won't punish you for not going to church or doing the same thing five times every day, he won't send you in hell because you were born gay, it's just a lie, an excuse for terrible acts by cowards who can't even admit that they just hate people different from them so blame an "all powerful" and "all knowing" being. That's why I'm not religious anymore, people have turned religion into something horrible.

[@LadyLexyStarwatcher]

Fun fact: If you truely cannot wear a mask you REALLY REALLY need to encourage as many people to wear masks because that is your protection.

[@alkatron768]

When people are like: "where is the curve", well, I do see a curve, the cloud-line, vairly obvious if you look closely, you couldn't see a curve because it is lower than the grounnd before you, but you can see the clouds going lower and meeting the horizon.

[@boyvol6428]

Its PeRSpEctIvE

[@torymann4174]

Lmmfao this is specifically awesomeness kudos haaahaaahaahhahaah.

[@alexmaarel1352]

"ThE eArTh Is FlAt AnD 5g Is MiNd CoNtRoL" 30 years ago (mother drops baby and baby lands on head) "oops 😬"

[@ahardworker2154]

@Ayato《アヤト ニシムラ》 along with a big massive 🐔

[@runed0s86]

@Ｂ。Ｒ。Ｊ gelbooru has.... sources (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧

[@rodayai]

"how did you get into my house?" You left the interdimensional portal opened.

[@a.u.t.057]

God damn it i hate it when that happens

[@Angel-hv3xq]

the netherportal had a chest with flint and steel still in it

[@Alan-hj8ch]

*Click..you kidnapped me 1 year ago, I’ve been sitting in your basement with George*

[@zafireshadows9060]

As a kid, that's how I learned that the tooth fairy wasn't real. I pulled a similar test with Santa, in which I curled up under the tree, by the wall... 5yo me surprised to find my mom setting presents and eating the cookies.

[@doot_slayer]

You mean you just pulled a Sam Fisher? When you were FIVE?!

[@discountbeeboy1087]

Me too

[@l1277]

I left a note for Santa asking him to name all his reindeer. Santa's handwriting looked suspiciously like my dad's

[@incognitogirl6201]

My mom told me santa wasnt real from a young age. She didnt see the point in letting a stranger get credit for the gifts she was giving us. My dad was pissed.

[@zafireshadows9060]

@@incognitogirl6201 Dang. At least I found out through my own experimentation. That's a bit harsh.

[@sleepdeprivedpikachu7235]

Thank you for being here for us. I personally have mentally abusive parents and worry for my siblings, and which, coupled with my severe anxiety and depression, plus the stress of being in the closet. People like you are the reason I am able to make it through my life.

[@jackriver8385]

I will never understand parents who laugh about their kids crying..

[@crybaby-zo9fw]

there’s a video of my dad laughing at 5yo me crying cuz he smashed a bug before i could get close to it. i wanted to smash it btw

[@brandondavis7777]

To teach them stoicism. Feelings don't always have to be acted upon.

[@themute9354]

@@brandondavis7777 Laughing at their pain doesn’t teach them how to control their emotions.

[@spicybeantofu]

When it's the 200th cry you get stressed so you laugh. Now should you record it no.

[@tsuumee4545]

This happens to me but the other way around. Whenever my mum starts crying, I just burst out laughing and I don't know why. Because her crying sounds weird, I guess.

[@aruemon78]

Honestly, ‘the gays stole the rainbow from god’ sounds metal as hell.

[@TheodoreJohnKaczynski997]

confirmed we are promethus

[@dianeb-r8512]

Me, screaming in front of my screen at 1 am.: "HAIL THE POWER OF THE GAYS, FEEL IT BURN THROUGH YOUR VEINS ! "demonic laughter" BOW IN FEAR BEFORE THE ONES WHO HAVE OVERCOME THE DIVINE LIGHT AND MADE THEIRS THE COLORS OF THE SKY ! (fortunately I am currently home alone :P)

[@ioan.c8868]

@@dianeb-r8512 Holy shit those lines are dope

[@matttale7918]

It was step one of the agenda

[@danilee8105]

This part is the part that really confuses me. I'm a religious person, but technically, this isn't really true. Because symbols are used all over the world for things. For example, the skull and crossbones (the body of a person, which in my religion at least, is a gift that god gives us during the time we live on earth) is used for poison, a substance that can be used to kill people. A commandment (don't remember which one) tells us not to kill. So logically, saying that 'the gays stole the rainbow (which is a gift and a promise from god) from god' is true when 'paracelsus (i think) also stole (a representation of a gift from god) from god.' It really does sound kinda mad. It also sounds like a joke. People who take it seriously can be seen as mental.

[@HollyOak]

Adults not growing up is an actual thing, it's called Peter Pan Syndrome.

[@skinwalker69420]

My mom's got this.

[@LightRollEnjoyer]

@@skinwalker69420 that is sad to see it’s a horrible thing for you and her I hope she is ok.

[@skinwalker69420]

@@LightRollEnjoyer she's 37 but acts like she's 17. She does drugs, smokes, and is generally unpleasant.

[@j.woodard2452]

My dad, and he's proud of it and refuses to do the minimalist things to improve himself and his relationship with us

[@whharri2006]

Issue is, he even grew up as the live action movie said

[@Sapphirelily]

My peers hated me when I was teenager. My depression was pretty deep. I tried to be a “good girl” for school and home. But as I have found out EVERYONE, EVERYONE goes through SOME SORT OF REBEL PHASE. My phase was me getting help for my depression. I waited so long until I got to a point where I had a plan. School really messed me up. I believe that you learn social interaction through school and depending on how your school years went, it goes with you as you graduate and live on into your adult years. I felt like my peers hated me so I hate social interaction.

[@KingOath]

The kids out-maturing the adults thing really hit me in the feels. My dad is like a 17 year old high school rebel and my mum has the emotional maturity level of a 12 year old. Even as someone who was naive, dumb and lacked self confidence, I still sensed that I was becoming more mature than them by my mid 20’s. It’s really sad because once you out-mature a parent it’s hard to find any place for them in your life. They become totally redundant, more of a inconvenience than someone important in your life

[@AllDaGoodUsernamesWereTaken]

God this painfully relatable. Im 20 now and I felt like by the time I was 10-12 I was already constantly the more logical person and that I already acted like more of an adult than my mother. Now I'm scared cuz I dont know if I'm becoming a functional adult or if I'm still just the "adult" I was forced to be as a 12yo cuz my mother just wasnt enough of one

[@bookbook9495]

Ok, so it’s not just me. My mom is 16 and has yet to mature beyond that point in her life.

[@literallyuwu]

"Everyone in the world is insane." I mean, he isn't wrong.

[@leastyto1229]

I thought OwO posted this lmao

[@tsuumee4545]

Not if everyone else dies. If you are the only person left in the world, that's everyone.

[@hifreindso696]

OwOs future rival UwU

[@wolfsanimated]

Humans will be humans

[@Shadowmare4575]

-Comment approved by an Insane Idiot. (Das me)

[@Mojo_3.14]

I feel like The Click would make a great parent, hell I"d make a great parent. And then I realized watching r/InsaneParents has made my standards so low that any normal human is great.

[@Order-si7nd]

This is the true reason why it’s sad

[@zweetsouffle9567]

I was struggling on telling my parents about me not thinking I was the right gender, it's a whole complicated process. Then my parents offered to go to therapy with me and help me with whatever I needed through it all. I didn't think they would go out of their way for me like this, I didn't know how they would react to me at first. I'm really happy that they would accept me, even when I'm unsure of myself.

[@ME-HE-HEE]

Hey ik you left this comment like 3 years ago but I just want to say I hope you’re doing well :)

[@zweetsouffle9567]

@@ME-HE-HEE Hey, I appreciate your comment no matter the time of year it was posted. Life is going well but my family is fearful about my safety since Trump was elected president. Trump threatens my parents' jobs and my medical health so I'm a bit lost on how I should proceed in life but we're all in this together. 🥲

[@lunaticbz3594]

"Thou shalt not lay with a man as he would a woman." "Wait so its all Kosher as long as I don't ____ a guy in the vagina?" One of my all time favorite bits of dialogue from Hellsing Abridged.

[@lanapowell]

"Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" is kinda hard if they don't have the same bits.

[@ahardworker2154]

That part was ment for p3d0

[@justapanpirate]

It’s also Adam AND Eve, not or. So hey, the bible supports poly relationships

[@justeundonut-moi.7979]

@alascow F

[@jasonsmith3457]

Book of Genesis look it up

[@mothman5883]

My dad: "if someone is being rude for no reason, because they are having a bad day just say "Just because you're having a bad day doesn't mean you can be rude to me"" Also my dad: **Is having a bad day and yelled at me** Me: "just because-" my dad: "DISRESPECT!"

[@no1uno388]

you're, sorry

[@mothman5883]

@@no1uno388 I mean the way I said worked- and "doesn't mean you're can be rude to me" doesn't make sense lol

[@awfuldynne]

@@mothman5883 "Just because my having a bad day" doesn't work, and "Just because your having a bad day" has the same grammatical form.

[@mothman5883]

@@awfuldynne ik idk about the spelling. It sounds okay and doesn't need to be a post made by a English teacher.

[@ioan.c8868]

@@mothman5883 I mean, they're just saying that you used "your" (ex. your thing, it's yours) instead of "you're" (short for 'you are'), I don't think they meant any harm by it.

[@aliskk8]

“Gay isn’t real” Half of my friend group: I don’t feel so good mr stark

[@Lemonnitenite]

time to turn into fog ig

[@Artn00b]

Me:

[@Nika-xm7xf]

Only half?

[@sarahlovee1865]

I really hope I handled this right... My brother told us last week "I don't feel like a boy" he'd been so worked up it was obvious he wasn't expecting a positive response. I said, "Sweet! I'm not the only 'different' one now!" And joked that if he started wearing makeup and gets good at it, he's gotta help me cause I can't do it lol. He doesn't totally know how he feels but he wanted skirts so we got skirts. We treated it like anything else. No big deal. Like I said, I hope this was the right way to handle it.

[@silvertarot25]

You validated their feelings. You made a self deprecating joke that ended w/ future bonding potential. You got them some gender affirming clothing. I think you're doing pretty damn good for creating a supportive environment while your sibling is trying to figure things out.

[@kikiblair5132]

It was. Good job. My mother went with the disown option.

[@maem7462]

The whole it’s just a phase thing is ridiculous. When a kids plays with Barbie’s or Hot Wheels no one is like I shouldn’t buy my kids that because it’s just a phase. It could possibly be a phase but none the less you should still accept with your kid knows about themselves at that time in their life. It was the truth to them atm and they could either always know that term works for them or they could later find out more information and find something that works better

[@duckplushie8421]

Being pregnant is a phase, so i won't respect pregnant people 😃 /s

[@AsmodeusDHare]

My mom let me play with baby dolls and used it to teach me childcare. A woman ranted at my mom and asked her what she thinks I would grow up to be by playing with dolls. My mom said "A caring and doting father unlike the three guys who left you when you told them you were pregnant?" My mom was a bit savage when it came to people making fun of me... Could you tell? The woman was about to call me a slur for homosexual like she did when talking to the other women about me but thought my mom would not hear her.

[@maem7462]

@@AsmodeusDHare Your mom sounds great. The other lady sound terrible though

[@bane2201]

@@AsmodeusDHare Holy crap, your mom is savage in the best way!

[@Eszter135]

All of our lives are a collection of phases 🤷‍♀️ if I can live my phase as an adult, why can't my child? Also, phases are actually very useful, as many of them offer a whole plane of undiscovered knowledge that can be very useful in the future and broadens the child's perspective

[@frogoverlord3471]

My mom thinks there should be a different word for gay people getting married because "marrage is between a man and a woman," and "they make new words for all sorts of stuff like 'cisgender' so why not marrage!" And my dad said "oh yea sometimes you just have to threaten your kids if they wont do something." Like- so fvcking casually

[@epsilon-eleven]

I guess she's not aware that cisgender is a scientific term (and not even that recent). Or that marriage existed long before, and outside of, her religion for millennia. Or that same-sex marriage has existed in various parts of the world (Ancient Greece, Ancient Rome, Native American/First Nations tribes, Vikings, Celtic tribes, imperial China at one point) since forever. I'm sorry your parents are like that. 😟

[@NyukiFrost]

I also have to deal with threats. Parents like these don't understand that threatening to take something away or of similar degree won't change anything, other than flinging the relationship into the landfill

[@olakpasa6486]

Ummmm, you should keep an eye out in case your dad goes nuts

[@Mark-co8gt]

@@epsilon-eleven fair enough on the marriage thing but 'cisgender' was coined in 1994 and that was either "recent" or I'm old. AND I'll be damned if I'm old! 😤

[@onigiricake8014]

When I first came out as trans my mom and dad looked at each other and said “are you sure you’re not gay?” I deadass said “if you accept this I will be” 3 years later I’m turning sixteen and I came out again apparently they “saw it coming” WELL NO SHIT SHARON!!

[@Nockgun]

actually they are confused that what is transgender

[@pancakes8670]

Lol. They probably made a bet you were gonna come out as Gay first

[@MartynHutchby]

As an adult survivor of toxic parents, I try my hardest to not make the same mistakes as my parents did. The only problem is you're always second guessing your actions, and if your kids start to behave poorly towards you, you ALWAYS think it's you that is in the wrong. Even when third parties tell you you're not. And I wonder why I'm depressed. 🙂

[@ViolaDragon621]

I'm a teen and I'm already tenfold times smarter than these parents ... even if I may be a bit stupid at times

[@slevinchannel7589]

Sometimes you are. But hey, your comment is wise enough to get yourself a lil gift in form of a nice recommendation: -Cliffside. -Pokemon: Call the Journey. -Pokemon: Curse of Banette.

[@ledfolf7193]

Same honestly

[@rednecksmakingmistakes8018]

@@ledfolf7193 I can't tell if the fact that the 2 people saying this having furry pfps is a coincident or not

[@DarkKnightofIT]

I may be stupid but I'm not dumb.

[@rednecksmakingmistakes8018]

I don't recall making this comment and am confused why I even brought that up it doesn't matter

[@IdkMaestro]

"My son can't be gay...if gay dosent exist!" The son in that moment: mom...i dont feel so good

[@Carl_Wheezer.]

My new fav comment

[@Dervraka]

There are some people that believe that, I had a high school friend that came out as gay in his junior year of college. His parents completely cut off all contact with him and stopped paying for his college. This was 1996, last time I talked to him in 2018 they still had made zero attempts to contact him in 22 years, he has one older sister he still sometimes talks with, but to the rest of the family he doesn't exist.

[@joethehero2]

Mom... I don't feel so fabulous...

[@RIDDLEBATJOKES]

Hello yes doctor I’ve lost 95% of my body

[@notproductiveproductions3504]

“Thanos did nothing wrong”

[@annqmqrie]

me: almost getting diagnosed with ADHD by teachers and doctors my mom: IMPOSSIBLE! mY chilD iS nOrmaL! *refuses to believe everyone and doesnt let me get diagnosed*

[@Av-mu3dz]

My mom irl

[@thezambambo2184]

I think my mom might be bipolar or at least has undiagnosed anger issues because she wants to be normal

[@embryjirak3426]

Legit everyone in my family knows I have ADHD but my dad and his new GF refuse to believe it.

[@I.do_exist]

My mom rn-

[@ledfolf7193]

This is too much of a mood wth

[@ABucketOfFish]

Okay not to sound weird but the click’s face is so aesthetically pleasing and the fact that he has such a well mannered personality and caring beliefs behind it is what really makes the channel. I gotta draw some fanart soon!!

[@That70sGuitarist]

If I could draw, I'd be tempted to draw some fan art too, but unfortunately, my mangled, busted-up and increasingly arthritic right hand doesn't handle a pencil very well. I can still hold a guitar pick, though, so maybe I could do some fan music instead...just gotta make sure I pepper it with lots of "owo/uwu" bits in honour of our devilishly handsome, dashing and debonair "hostest with the mostest," Cliccy-Wiccy!♥️

[@evanhoran3074]

“Christ did get nailed by like twelve dudes” This was pretty good

[@Baby_Bread_]

69 likes

[@Random-sk6hm]

@MARKz I'm saving myself for Jesus 🙏

[@oakleybaker2413]

"It wasn't even mean it was funny" - the drunken uncle calling me a f**got at the family BBQ.

[@Yesmypfpismeirl]

Ugh…i can relate to this. This just brought back unpleasant memories.

[@slavishentity6705]

You know what they say, you don't get to choose your family ಥ‿ಥ

[@JustSomeViper]

@@slavishentity6705 I beg to differ

[@dx1450]

That's just plain sad. I hope the rest of your family isn't toxic like that.

[@slevinchannel7589]

I am wise!! Heres the prove: I reccommend high-quality (which is rare nowadays): -Cliffside. -Starship Goldfish. -Internecion Cube. -Raised by Zombies. -Hilda. -Pokemon: Banettes Curse.

[@ethribin4188]

"I found a mens workout magazing in my SON's room. Is he gay." Say that again. But slowly. A Men's WORKOUT magazin in your SON's room. Men's. Son. Workout. Male. Workout. Workout. ... Like... seriously. Are they looking for problems? This possably one of the most innocent magazins you can find in a son's bedroom.... -.-

[@Yesmypfpismeirl]

Honestly at this point even breathing is gay.

[@vinny3410]

@@Yesmypfpismeirl your comment is gay

[@Yesmypfpismeirl]

@@vinny3410 well i myself am gay so it makes sense honestly.

[@vinny3410]

@@Yesmypfpismeirl is that really you in the pfp

[@Yesmypfpismeirl]

@@vinny3410 yep lol

[@Schattenkatze]

"Do some people get kids because after highschool they don't have anyone to bully anymore?" - Yes. Absolutely yes.

[@kaansahin7594]

Fun Fact: The Turkish word for Shark literally translates to dog-fish

[@a.u.t.057]

Oh yes YES

[@berdansargol1577]

Aa doğru

[@oceanbanana4341]

Catfish vs Dogfish battle royal

[@ChaoticRoses]

Catfish have no chance

[@lmao1660]

Turkish here

[@hanin_gurl]

I'm just imagining a random person named George watching the click for the first time and just is greeted with the click staring into their soul repeating their name.

[@meh2385]

At this point, I'm just counting the days until he says my name.

[@Josephine_de_Beauharnais1763]

He said a version of my name. I'm Mexican, two ways to pronounce and spell it, they said it the other way so I'm not sure if I was technically a call out. (Also attendance in school was hell)

[@drama_essay2385]

At this point, I know he’ll never say my name

[@Random-sk6hm]

It's me, I'm George and I feel so appreciated and valid

[@hanin_gurl]

@@Random-sk6hm Good for you george!

[@BradyPostma]

Fun fact: The scripture from Deuteronomy that says a man should not lie with a man as with a woman and calls it an abomination? The original Hebrew uses different words for the first "a man" and the second. Specifically, it says an adult man should not lie with a male child as with a woman. This was written about the same time that the ancient Hebrews came in contact with the ancient Greeks, who tended to have an adult male train a male child in the way of sex by having sex with them, and the Hebrews didn't approve of that for basically the same reasons that we don't approve of that and call it pedophilia and have laws against it. Also, women aren't mentioned. Where is the biblical commandment against lesbian sex? There isn't one anywhere in the Hebrew Bible (Old Testament). [Edit: fixed previous sentence.] So the Bible doesn't actually say anything against consenting adults having same-sex intercourse for love. It's always lust that is being condemned.

[@eMorphized]

Does the word Yeled even appear in that passage? I think a better interpretation, given the male noun gender is always inclusive, would be that you should not lay with your servant as with your spouse.

[@BradyPostma]

@@eMorphized I don't actually know Hebrew, much less ancient Hebrew. I'm repeating a fact I heard from what I thought was a reliable source (two, actually). I'm perfectly happy with the 'servant' explanation as well; morally and ethnically, that's a good lesson, too.

[@MissCaraMint]

Yeah. And the story. Of Onan isnt against masturbation either. It’s about selfishness and greed. Get it right people!

[@schizoidhavingagoodtime2837]

That's not true actually it's addressed in Romans 1:26-27. *26* _Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their w omen exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones._ *27* _In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error._ I'm not telling you what my beliefs are or what you should believe; but if you're Christian you shouldn't compromise your beliefs at all, if your God says something is wrong you shouldn't compromise that for the modern world or try to twist your religion's beliefs to fit your political beliefs, another thing it's considered wrong because sex for pleasure alone is in their view wrong which is why the Catholic, Orthodox, and most Protestant churches condemn condoms and birth control too, they consider that sodomy. However most of these churches besides some nutty southern Protestant churches also think people with homosexual desires should be chaste. Don't compromise your beliefs for anyone.

[@jaimicottrill2831]

@@schizoidhavingagoodtime2837 so you also don’t wear mixed fabrics? Or eat shellfish? All those things are forbidden in the Bible too.

[@tac0811]

You know watching these make me realise that my mother and father were actually pretty nice parents

[@AltAccountHandle]

Same

[@ThePanMan11]

The switches one got me really angry. My ex was from the South in America and her grandmother still hit her with a switch. It's honestly disgusting.

[@epsilon-eleven]

It's also legally considered assault & child abuse.

[@vivalaglavii6736]

@@epsilon-eleven The more you know

[@catz_circus]

What is a switch?

[@axolotl593]

I think it’s a piece of flexible wood used to beta children? Not sure tho.

[@vivalaglavii6736]

@@catz_circus it's the long hard plant stalks shown in the video

[@ckifiret6010]

I showed Meth Mom to my mother, and she freaked out because she graduated with a woman who was doing the exact same, except with heroin. They even made a post about it as well.

[@silverflight01]

Whoa

[@i_fried_a_sign]

😶

[@ahardworker2154]

Yikes

[@arithecat8819]

if someones dad says that gay isn't real, or that you can't be gay: show him a picture of A$ap Rocky in a dress, he'll understand you

[@kamikv]

Wait hold up

[@jackalenterprisesofohio]

Who?

[@binugget420]

@@jackalenterprisesofohio you're disrespectful.

[@caelmorgan6817]

@@binugget420 How, i'm bi and I don't know who that is.

[@arithecat8819]

@@caelmorgan6817 famous rapper who wore a dress on a magasine cover

[@simsom4343]

It always fascinates me that the insane parents think removing all the kids stuff will actually make the kid like them more It just shows the kid that the parents is not to be trusted

[@izzybee123]

“What’s on the other side of the ‘globe’?” “... Australia... Antarctica...”

[@watchervi660]

And yet some people won't believe you because they are that dumb.

[@izzybee123]

@@watchervi660 lol yea

[@pissmaster825]

New Zealand, Paupa New Guiena, Indonesia. I can say more

[@izzybee123]

@@pissmaster825 mate pls don't we get it your smart I was thinking about the second impact so Antarctica was on my mind

[@pissmaster825]

@@izzybee123 I wasn't trying to wallow in my own self image. I was just trying to add on the countries on the other side of the globe to hammer in how stupid these kind of people are.

[@LilMizRandom09]

To be fair, as a child being asked "what was it like to walk around like that?", I would describe how the literal act of walking was with a rock. If they asked "how did that taste?" after walking around with a rock in my shoe, I would talk about the lolly. That's some bias ass questioning.

[@EamonWill]

🤣🤣🤣 Dang, I did not catch that!!!

[@Axqu7227]

“Not even the candy made the rock you chose to make me wear worth it”

[@notanarsonist7574]

How sick of a person you have to be to manipulate your kids into being criminal?

[@chatboulon743]

It's pretty common. They seem to think, "Oh, they can't be mad if a child did it!" This is a common tactic for shoplifters.

[@chadfalardeau5396]

This is how the Triad has existed for centuries

[@memeurr--dreemurr8530]

My dad told me that I should try drugs (illegal shit in my state, like acid, weed, etc.) because otherwise I'm "living too safe" and I'll "never enjoy life". Uhh... Better off safe than addicted to drugs.

[@chrispambo1539]

Almost every italian mobster in existence : *A lot*

[@Capitanosimp2174]

@@memeurr--dreemurr8530 good for you, stay clean!

[@Ajinic]

my grandpa and I used to get in debates about politics and the like. Always calm and civil conversations. I changed his mind on the LGBTQ+ community and he changed my mind about guns.

[@Zisn]

"THE GAY ISN'T REAL" The one who said that is as sharp as a marbel

[@Stupiddumbhead]

*marble

[@baileycarter5141]

I think, they are as sharp as wool

[@pownotthere]

@@baileycarter5141 since wool strands are not as thick as marbles, strings or strands of wools are technically sharper

[@DarkKnightofIT]

Looks like someone hasn't been chewing their marbles.

[@Asathegoopy]

@@DarkKnightofIT that’s a sharp marble, Chan

[@alex-simpson]

My baby son is called George. He laughed when he heard the intro. Thanks for making a miserable man smile

[@Random-sk6hm]

🥺

[@Lawsonomy1]

7:33 "Is this a thing? Perpetual teenager syndrome ..." Apparently yes. I was talking to my sister about the constant problems I had with our mother and she recommended a book to me "Adult Children Of Emotionally Imature Parents" and apparently it's an entire syndrome.

[@Random-sk6hm]

Yeah it's called Peter Pan syndrome

[@heartsteme8329]

The child at 5:50 coming out as trans and pansexual doesn't even "contradict" each other since one is their gender and one their sexuality. But yeah, it's absolutely valid to try different labels and see what feels right for you.

[@arnice2570]

"Jesus Christ got nailed by twelve dudes." I died of laughter. I'm going to use this against EVERY religious fanatic I come across.

[@Silver_Sonic_23]

Also, Jesus had two dads. And he loves everyone.

[@MouldMadeMind]

@@Silver_Sonic_23 exept the slaves and that one plant and woman and science.

[@AbnusXD]

@@MouldMadeMind I do not know which people/items ypu are refering to, can ypu please explain? I th8nk that one woman might be in the Revelations, but I am not completely sure

[@PutoMedicoBrujo]

@@AbnusXD in order? leviticus depiction of slavery the tree of knowledge and Copernicus

[@AbnusXD]

@@PutoMedicoBrujo oh, thank you.

[@KarmasAB123]

"I pray every day that God will corner you..." That's a poor choice of words XD

[@viddork]

But one that Catholic priests wholly subscribe to.

[@ivikivi8527]

God no but jesus can

[@wolvie1618]

God: "Get over here you little shit!" Me: "NO" God: *lunges for my ankles* Me: *jumps over him and runs away* "YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE"

[@2BeeOrNot2Bee]

@@wolvie1618 if i wear my tennis shoes aint nobody catching me

[@snwmn4783]

@@2BeeOrNot2Bee God: *alt f4s your tennis shoes*

[@sonotelizabeth]

"GAY ISN'T REAL" Me to my friend: *Have you been lying to me-?*

[@amaikurusu188]

11:30 Oh, I got a quote I use a lot for situations like that! Whenever I get upset, frustrated or sad about something, I like to think about this phrase; "If in 5 years it won't matter, then you shoudn't be putting your energy on it for more than 5 minutes" (The original quote was shorter but I've changed it with the years) While it may not apply to every situation, it does usually help to take a step back and analyze the bigger picture

[@lucypher8223]

My son's gender confused, or something. I'm not smart in this field, but he likes wigs and dresses, and girl/boy toys. he's my dude he will figure it out, love him either way Edit* I didn't expect so many replies, so I'll elaborate, he at times wants to be a girl and role plays as a girl, he's recently decided he is a boy who just likes being feminent, he's only 11 so will see, as long as he's happy I'm happy

[@matttale7918]

Found the good parent

[@Artn00b]

Finally a parent with a brain

[@lucypher8223]

@@Artn00b well trying to have one, still learning

[@Artn00b]

@@lucypher8223 lol good for you and your son

[@eMorphized]

Could just be someone who doesn't like gender roles. But you never know until he/whatever figures it out on his/whatever own.

[@unfunnykhoi5913]

I go to a church that accepts the gay community and I've been going for 4 years. During pride month, they hang up as many pride flags as they can find inside the church, from families, or online. I love y'all

[@skootergirl22]

God accepts everyone no matter what sexuaity they are, he also drowned villages because they were sinning only noah and his family with a few animal's survived caused plagues I Egypt

[@unfunnykhoi5913]

@@skootergirl22 Exactly, that's what they teach the kids at my church on occasion during Sunday School

[@JonathanB68321]

𝕯𝖎𝖘𝖌𝖚𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌. A church should never do that. Didn't they read the bible?

[@unfunnykhoi5913]

@@JonathanB68321 Yes we do. But no where in the Bible does it say that God hates the gays. He loves everyone, that's what it says.

[@skootergirl22]

@@unfunnykhoi5913 I read the children's bible and watched a cartoon called the storykeepers that aired in the uk duing the 90s that was about Christians in Roman times

[@rango962]

Babys actually have a better sense of morality than most adults. Sauce: Sam o Nella acedemy

[@runed0s86]

We need a crossover episode with The Click, Oz media, illuminaughty, and Sam O' Nella

[@cordisbord4405]

Yess

[@destrorso2505]

Silent tears are shed

[@SayNoTOAI]

@@runed0s86 So.....what's your thoughts about that crossover now my dude?

[@mikethewhizz5085]

14:56 well basically the horizon forms a circle around you whenever you're on earth. At sea level, you are nearly level with the circle so it appears to be a line. As you move upward, the circle would become further and further below, so looking down you would be able to see it all curve down in an equidistant circle.

[@umbrellaghost5927]

"Cursed baby bling bling zombies" I mean you're not wrong, they do wear bling sometimes

[@AstralSorceress]

Ahem PHILZA LOOK OUT!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHJ

[@CaptainKat8]

o7

[@chaoticdetectivepeach]

The Click: hears something awful then immediately launchers into a life lesson OzMedia: I EXIST IN CHAOS!!!

[@untitled_2935]

I read that in oz’s voice

[@chaoticdetectivepeach]

@@untitled_2935 I wrote it in oz's voice

[@EddieUnderune]

Damn who is George and how did he get so lucky to be called out by Click himself

[@DenBrownie]

Me, I am George

[@dynamight_chaos-king]

@@DenBrownie Damn, u lucky.

[@Spartan-3144]

I don't know

[@georgegaines920]

I was shook thinking it was me. Punched my monitor.

[@tiflandus9405]

can we just look at the walls? he has fanarts of himself that is made by his fans. that's so cute :D love you, click!

[@gooddoggo2831]

You know when people say something like “ I pray that god will corner you” that sound really creepy it’s like “I pray that god will violate your mind, privacy, and free will so they can make you Christian” like that’s super creepy and that’s similar when people “hopefully I planted a seed”

[@johnbewley3119]

click: cursed as all hell also click: understands and is supportive of LGBT individuals 😍

[@johnbewley3119]

@natgal what.... wait, what? uwu?

[@dcsphinx2851]

“Politics is a weirdly decisive thing” maybe because it involves human rights and values? I mean, if someone’s political beliefs are that I shouldn’t be allowed to exist, then yeah…

[@slevinchannel7589]

I am wise!! Heres the prove: I reccommend high-quality (which is rare nowadays): -Cliffside. -Starship Goldfish. -Internecion Cube. -Raised by Zombies. -Hilda. -Pokemon: Banettes Curse.

[@meh2385]

^ This. It's a necessary evil, unfortunately.

[@PokeMageTech]

To Dc Sphinx: yeah… To the other two: …sorry, what?

[@blue_froggy0968]

17:34 my friend was raised in an anti LGBT house, he is my best friend, one day I come out to him, and we discussed it, and while he still doesn't understand it he's trying his best to start excepting those people

[@KingsquishyW]

The fact that he can smell somebody inside his house and just doesn’t give a shit that’s great

[@plaguewifedaydreamingastro8411]

he doesn't mind just as long as you smell good :>

[@defensivekobra3873]

Even if santa was an advanced alchemist/ transmuter, the difference in size and mass between toys given at christmas and teeth lost is incompatible

[@jackalenterprisesofohio]

Well maybe he transmutes the teeth into plants and grows them then tranmutes the plants.

[@nadjav8304]

"Gay isn't real" Mr Stark, I don't feel so good...

[@AnonHooman]

@Kamil Namysło perfectly balanced as all things should be

[@Angel-hv3xq]

but....but spiderman was not meant to be gay...and u cant know stark he dead....my brain cant prooooooooo We are very sorry :( your computer ran into a problem Processing: 12%

[@Alan-hj8ch]

Me an abrosexual: *fades in and out of existence*

[@overconfidentpineapple8783]

Since i live in hungary i can modify this statement to "Gay only exists over 18 now"

[@Ikajo]

I love the combination of the MCU and the LGBT+ community 😍🤣

[@blazesaber1383]

My mom did the same thing when i started working because if i called in sick or said i wasn't available that just ment it was less money she could bum off me.

[@Mantuamaker]

Living Waters had a conversion therapy section of their “ministry”. Honestly when you know something about the meme it sort of pulls you out of the funny part. They have caused a lot of harm to LGBT folk out there. I’m am sorry for anyone who has been forced through their programs, particularly a good friend of mine. I even had an interview with them and luckily did not get involved.

[@18Hongo]

Yeah, they've also made some films with very damaging messages, including "If you're gay you're basically like a murderer" and "Jesus can cure your depression". The films themselves mostly consist of Living Waters leader, Ray Comfort, doing man-on-the-street interviews with people too stoned to tell him to go away, who end up agreeing with him mostly to get him to shut up.

[@iglidor]

11:20 - There is problem with this example. When we are suffering, we can not concentrate on enjoying what is nice around us. Hard to realize how sweet the sucker is when every step you get sharp pain from your leg shot right up there into your brain.

[@1_obvioulyou123]

The click: How the heck did you get into my house? Me: Roses are red, Silent as a mouse. Your door was unlocked, thats how I'm inside you house

[@RayAkuma]

The click: Its so nice to have another guest again

[@chrispambo1539]

Me: Violets are blue... The vent is spacious... I'm in too 'cause your house is gorgeous.

[@Artemis-jw5ue]

Click: thanks I needed another torture dummy

[@1_obvioulyou123]

@@Artemis-jw5ue lol this made me laugh

[@dyscotopia]

I'm far too old to need your excellent advice for kids in rough situations (could've used it 30 years ago), but I'm so glad you give it anyways. I'm sure someone out there needs to hear your incredibly smooth words.

[@zibidi374]

I like how these insane parents thinks they know whats best for their child but never actually ask their opinion.

[@akisekar1795]

Dad is that you?

[@cahrivynia]

My dad once told me,”This is why people don’t have kids.” After I accidentally spilt a glass of milk when I was like 10 -

[@josiahtrelawny6306]

yeah my parents are like that all the time lmao i just assumed it was something all parents did

[@Asathegoopy]

Bro… I don’t think that’s okay.. I don’t know the rest of that relationship, but that one liner sounds fucked (mind you… I had toxic parents)

[@nyxie2877]

Tbh that’s exactly why I don’t want kids

[@Micha-qv5uf]

As a 10 year old I would say it was just a joke. Like I would have laughed about this with 10. 10 is not the same as 3 you know. 10 Year olds are kinda people who can understand humor.

[@nyxie2877]

@@Micha-qv5uf Ten year olds cry when they get scolded by their teachers. And they definitely won’t recognise a joke that isn’t there

[@oceanbanana4341]

I have no idea why these parents are suprised when their kids cut contact.

[@ichigo2961]

It's because they think that we will believe them and love them blindly and that we can't live without them, i would know as i have one of those parents, sadly

[@awfuldynne]

Their narcissism, their religion, or their community will tell them they're doing the right thing. Their belief in a "just world" tells them if they're vigilant about doing the right thing, they can avoid negative consequences. Narcissists in particular don't think of their kids as thinking feeling humans independent from themselves; when the world revolves around you, of course it's a surprise when something intentionally removes itself from it. ("the world" in this case being the narcissist's sphere of influence)

[@ascheketchum4656]

3:17 Mom: You'll always be my daughter *deadname* Random kid : Are you a girl or a boy? You look like a boy... ( literally made my day )

[@junetonic1548]

"Christ also got nailed by like 12 dudes." I'm choking on my dinner, thanks.

[@Artemis-jw5ue]

ARE YOU OKAY? SPEAK TO ME? HELPPPPP CALL 911 PLEASE BE OK

[@junetonic1548]

@@Artemis-jw5ue I'm alive, but at what cost?

[@infinitevoid___]

me: *doesn't sleep for five days straight* my parents: *nap basically the entire day* me: *takes 30 min nap* my parents: start yelling at me me: *visible confusion*

[@sklerskler1025]

“What is that amazing smell? It’s you” Me taking a dump rn: “thanks I guess..”

[@Artemis-jw5ue]

PFFFT-

[@cipsbsndj]

Your aroma is intoxicating

[@pv7875]

"Eats Doritos cutely"

[@sklerskler1025]

@@cipsbsndj thanks babe 😮‍💨

[@cipsbsndj]

@@sklerskler1025 no problem, sweetie 😘

[@SuperNovaKat64]

My kid recently told us she was nonbinary (we discussed pronouns and she still wants to use she/her) We completely accept her and when we went clothes shopping recently, I let her pick her own clothes only making sure we stayed within budget. She was very happy