Click is like a therapist who gets clients by traumatising them first.
@CatBurgerFromHell2 жыл бұрын
I uh damn yeah it’s true
@izzyb_ella_m53622 жыл бұрын
Smart business. But TheClicks face is too recognizable so they will notice he is also the therapist. Maybe he should grow his mustache back and then when he is the therapist, shave it 🤔
@acworthstars2 жыл бұрын
Make the customers and get the profit
@Broken.Glitch0012 жыл бұрын
I mean, I'm not paying him, youtube does that on our behalf
@mariastevens64062 жыл бұрын
He can traumatize me any day
@animatorstanley2 жыл бұрын
My parents didn't teach me slurs or to hate people that were different. When i was 12 Mom and I went to Puerto Rico to visit my uncle, aunt and cousin. When we were out one day I said to my mom. Mom, look at that guy. Mom: what about him? Me: he's hot! Aunt: he's a f-slur! Me: what's that? Mom kindly explained to me and while my aunt was spewing hate all I could think about is how cute a couple him and his bf were. Years later Mom came out to me as bi and entroduced me to her gf.
@juultjeisdebestegames56442 жыл бұрын
Aww
@gracehaven54592 жыл бұрын
💜💙💜 bless the good moms who try their best to teach their kids love and not hate towards others, bless your mom and her girlfriend too ❤️
@anza30072 жыл бұрын
We always love happy endings
@elizabethmcglothlin54062 жыл бұрын
People are strange cattle--From my Granny.
@JM-jk4cs2 жыл бұрын
That is lovely (what your mom did).
@gem-is-bored2 жыл бұрын
damn some of these straight dudes have the straight stat so high that it basically glithces back to being gay
@nobudgetguy2 жыл бұрын
Nuclear Gandhi moment
@starling17732 жыл бұрын
Ouroboros of ✨️Fruitness✨️
@O-bearer-mine2 жыл бұрын
@nobudgetguy All of these are integer underflow or overflow issues Ghandi had a peace stat of 1 Attaining world peace drops it by 2, which is -1, which doesn't exist in the game, so it underflow up to the max integer, 300 or smthn, Making Ghandi nuke everyone, and turn all these straight dudes gay
@notoriousgoblin832 жыл бұрын
@@O-bearer-mine turns out nuclear gandhi might be fake, but since it got ironically implemented it still counts. He fucking loves his nukes.
@naturegirl19992 жыл бұрын
Made me think of overflow which made me think of a video I watched about the impossible 256 Pac-Man level and other impossible levels mostly caused by overflow issues
@sirrmobreadings69782 жыл бұрын
"I'm straight, I just watch gay porn for the penises" has got to be some of the most blatant denial I've ever heard
@Nakia117982 жыл бұрын
Really though. I've tried gay porn, straight porn, lesbian porn. None of it works for me as an ace.
@sirrmobreadings69782 жыл бұрын
@@Nakia11798 i mean, trying it to see if it does anything is very different from regularly watching it specifically for the genitalia you claim to not be interested in, which was in the post i was referencing trying out new things and experimenting just to see if it does anything for you is a pretty healthy and open mindset btw, so good on you
@lucasmacmir2 жыл бұрын
Nah. Some of us straights are like that. There's nothing gay about admiring another man's body. I for one- Wait. Shit. IforgotImnotstraightnevermind.
@imahotdog3392 жыл бұрын
@@lucasmacmir 💀✋
@chargestone962 жыл бұрын
Theres a lot more to gender then genitalia, i dont think its that simple
@hannajung75122 жыл бұрын
The "I was in the Navy..." reminds me of a friend I was had. When he came out as gay to his family, being super nervous, his grandfather, who was a WW2 veteran of Germanies "child army" (in the end the Nazis send 15-16 year old boys into battle) smiled at him, winked and said when his wife left the room for a moment: "You know, there are no women in the trenches..."
@magnarcreed38012 жыл бұрын
Savage af grandpa
@Lemonnitenite2 жыл бұрын
👀
@Shaytan.6662 жыл бұрын
Hitler Jugend ?
@Cloudkirb2 жыл бұрын
Grandpa is definitely implying something
@assfuckerthejointpounder58342 жыл бұрын
Well unfortunately there are now women in at least some military now, war is a bad Sing For Humanity of which should not be encouraged by throwing more bodies at it. But if you're going to do it anyway you might as well have some fun with the Bros, does anyone know of a no girls allowed sign printing company that I can use?
@EmillyOrr2 жыл бұрын
My uncle--who was a submariner for over two decades, mind--had a favorite line to describe submarine work. "One hundred men go under the waves, and fifty couples come back up."
@snorpenbass41962 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: "R--ka" originally means basically the same as "to tug something back and forward more than once". The reason we use the word for self-naughties in Swedish is because the act of self-naughties involve, well, tugging something repeatedly. "Sump" is actually not the same as swamp goo - it's generally a word for sediment, from what you get in mud to your classic old-fashioned coffee. So "Sumpr--kare" means "someone who shakes up sediment". It was an actual job title once.
@forcer852 жыл бұрын
R--ka betyder skaka, ruska, vackla, vicka, gunga, t.ex. Han satt och r-kade i bussen när den åkte på den ojämna vägen...
@BryanLu02 жыл бұрын
Semantic drift, baby
@stoferb8762 жыл бұрын
I thought "sump", atleast in it's modern use, meant something like "leftover goo from whatever process" (mostly in everyday life from brewing or drinking coffee/tea). But it fits with sediment, it's just mother nature doing it instead of people. That really explains it well. Thank you.
@nekomataumbreon2 жыл бұрын
I really shouldn't have dropped those Swedish lessons huh
@derekstein61932 жыл бұрын
So that is the origin of sump-pumps.
@yuuriahl2 жыл бұрын
3 years ago i was sad and lonely while living abroad, my gay best friend helped me during these trying times if homosexuality isnt contagious then explain why hes now my fiance
@genesisofthebetween2 жыл бұрын
PFFT-
@YaniGem Жыл бұрын
Congrats
@Kaisjxnisikzdi Жыл бұрын
Congrats bro 🗣🗣❗❗❗
@zhenia25112 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad Click supports wholesome female friendship on this channel. Me and my bestie sleep together, eat at restaurants, kiss each other on the lips deeply and slowly waltz under the moonlight sometimes. She's the only friend who makes me shiver with her sheer presence and who's hot breathe caressing the shallow of my ear makes goosebumps appear all over my body. My grandmother says that our kiss-training will be very useful in finding a husband in the future. Wholesome vibes on this channel!
@adamsalt94232 жыл бұрын
History will call them moonmates
@zhenia25112 жыл бұрын
@@adamsalt9423 She certainly flies me to the moon.
@adamsalt94232 жыл бұрын
@@zhenia2511 damn, do you say these to her as well?
@zhenia25112 жыл бұрын
@@adamsalt9423 Well, this comment is actually a dad joke, so - no, I don't. I'm single AF.
@adamsalt94232 жыл бұрын
@@zhenia2511 oh no, my sarcasm with you was unnoticed breaking the point
@dotdotdot...1762 жыл бұрын
_"Pants are overrated. Legs were invented by pants companies to make people look gay."_ - The Click
@Indira-minuaga8 ай бұрын
eh-what??
@Indira-minuaga8 ай бұрын
Lol
@thesandreckener2 жыл бұрын
As for the movie idea, I'm just imagining all these people suddenly realising what they are into. And then the asexuals are just there for the fashion show lol
@Lunathicc3122 жыл бұрын
As an asexual I’d genuinely enjoy it
@andysmith70042 жыл бұрын
@@assfuckerthejointpounder5834 Nah. Only legal things would be allowed
R/suddenlygay.... doesn't that bring back memories Story time: I was raised in a place where being gay was illegal so even when I moved away the homophobic way of thinking stuck for a while, they didn't last much though ._. I'm gay
@Iyashikei-t4u2 жыл бұрын
Good for you getting out of there and discovering who you are. Must be very liberating.
@bluehats12 жыл бұрын
Hi gay, I'm Blue Hats
@thetea4093 Жыл бұрын
@@bluehats1Hi blue hats, I’m The Tea😊
@justaperson8781 Жыл бұрын
Good for you
@amberjewell38942 жыл бұрын
My younger brother used to ask me about what girls find attractive in a man, so he could know how to exercise for it like: arms, abs, back, etc. I had no clue what to tell him... I ended up just saying that I was more attracted to someone based on personality and personal connection and shared interest than physical stuff. Later realized I'm ace. Oops I guess. That orientation camp might have helped. :)
@LRM12o82 жыл бұрын
That's a great answer and absolutely true for most people regardless 👍
@soupoup2 жыл бұрын
Same but I'm pan ahaha
@Just1Nora2 жыл бұрын
I'm pan and didn't figure out until like age 30...got a lot of lesbian accusations growing up...
@kissit0122 жыл бұрын
@@Just1Nora same but I’m ace and just don’t bother or see a point in trying to impress men
@Just1Nora2 жыл бұрын
@@kissit012 Honey now that I'm in my mid 30s and my hormones have receded I don't give a flying flip about looking at anyone or if anyone is looking at me. So I feel ya. The only thing that catches my attention is can I pet people's cats/dogs/snakes/rats, etc. If you have an animal I can love on, that gets my attention. That's pretty much it.
@mossycorpse2 жыл бұрын
I remember it like it was yesterday. I, an eleven year old child was walking to school when I passed by a skinny effeminate boy with rainbow eyeshadow and a pink dress on. Just as I walked past him, the boy coughed on me. I've been gay ever since.
@BloodrealmX2 жыл бұрын
That's disgusting. ... I mean, really, _rainbow eyeshadow?!_ What was he thinking?!
@w.reidripley1968 Жыл бұрын
Roy G. Biv?
@sim_issimmin11 ай бұрын
Seems hot, but rainbow eyeshadow seems like its bad.
@jessicaholscher40972 жыл бұрын
"I have issues, and don't you dare help me," is the most relatable statement ever.
@riverstyx72512 жыл бұрын
17:08 as a professional asexual that is not platonic. That’s denial.
@pagananikey2 жыл бұрын
You know you're having a good day when you find a bunch of gorgeous clothes and Christmas presents for a bargain then catch a click video super early just as you get home. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to all who read this 🎄🎄🎄
@DazaiDiesFromOldAge2 жыл бұрын
Same to you
@matureenough342 жыл бұрын
I wished this video never ended.
@sarahthesarah28502 жыл бұрын
Happy Holidays!
@oakenshadow67632 жыл бұрын
Glad you got all the gifts without stress. Happy new year!
@evilpompom2 жыл бұрын
The same to you!
@dotdotdot...1762 жыл бұрын
" 'Dressing like a lesbian' is the new sexy, powerful fashion trend." Me: So it's confirmed. If you wear a suit, you are dressing like a lesbian. Even if you are in fact a straight cis male, you are now lesbian. No negotiations. No take-backs. Someone at New York Post said it, so it must be true. 🙄💀😂💅
@fruitstone2 жыл бұрын
I can confirm. My friend is attracted to women. Typical lesbian behaviour
@dotdotdot...1762 жыл бұрын
@@fruitstone you have a point
@dotdotdot...1762 жыл бұрын
@@assfuckerthejointpounder5834oh yeah, it's big brain time
@auliamate2 жыл бұрын
but lesbians like women. so does that make a gay man in a suit a lesbian or does the gay cancel it out?
@Montesama3142 жыл бұрын
Black straight cis male over here... I'm good with being a lesbian. Let's both admire cute and hot ladies together.
@ingeborg-anne2 жыл бұрын
PLEASE, Clicky, make "Checkmate, boomers, we made it gay" into charity merch. I need this in my life.
@lorifiedler132 жыл бұрын
As a boomer, I approve this message.
@childeofepickness9 ай бұрын
@@lorifiedler13as a not boomer, I agree with this boomer who agrees with this message
@InvisibleGeometry-ow6ny9 ай бұрын
As a not boomer (squared) I agree with this not boomer who agrees with this boomer who agrees with this message
@fluffierbox44884 ай бұрын
@@InvisibleGeometry-ow6ny As a not boomer (cubed), i agree with this boomer who agrees with this message
@Daughter_of_apollo_23 ай бұрын
@@lorifiedler13BOOMER ALLY IN THE HOUSE 🔥🔥🔥
@GrimK772 жыл бұрын
5:39 He was running away by sliding down naked on gutter pipe from first floor. There's a memorial plaque about it in Brussels next to that pipe, funded by Hungarians living in Brussels.
@LeoNarcor2 жыл бұрын
It was the single moment of joy I got out of Hungarian politics in the past years.
@just1luckyguy2292 жыл бұрын
Also, i find it incredibly funny that if you ask "do you remember the time when one of our politicians got caught in an orgy?" The anwser would be: which one?
@adrianschick73002 жыл бұрын
And the reason why the police was there is because they were breaking covid guidelines
@comradewindowsill42532 жыл бұрын
@@just1luckyguy229 two nickels moment
@shagarumagala83682 жыл бұрын
Is it true that when someone says: "I'm _____ but..." , it always feels like a lie ? because I begin to see more and more exemple of this
@LittleMaitea2 жыл бұрын
Maybe because everything befor a but doesn’t matter?
@cryst4l_clear4562 жыл бұрын
I'm a cat person, but I will pet a dog if they're nearby.
@xelius26832 жыл бұрын
"i'm straight but..." has the same energy as "i'm not a furry but..."
@electrowave1142 жыл бұрын
People forget that heteroflexible is a sexual orientation. (So is homoflexible, if we're making a list.) Someone *can* be predominantly into one sex/gender, but then very exceptional individuals of the other sex/gender can turn their heads.
@blazelightshine23112 жыл бұрын
@@electrowave114 Or that people can have an aesthetic appreciation or sleep with someone they're not necessarily attracted to in that way because it's fun or whatever. Some of these specific examples, they may not be straight and don't realize it certainly, but as an aro person who dates I get a little frustrated with the assumption sometimes.
@Flufflord_Puffball2 жыл бұрын
12:40 "shooting their shots into a black hole." he should let them shoot their shots into his black hole if you get my drift
@nohabloespanol-t6r8 ай бұрын
;)
@HaveYouSeenMePFP5 ай бұрын
;)
@SavouryGalette4 ай бұрын
Well, unfortunately for them, he is straight.
@BooksandBuns2 жыл бұрын
HE FUCKING SAID JASKIER CORRECTLY! My lil Polish heart rejoices
@roowyrm95762 жыл бұрын
I hear you - getting Polish names correctly pronounced is a real problem.
@kittyplayz14802 жыл бұрын
Ye prolly because for some reason translators decided to change his name to dandelion in the English versions of the books and games
@Llortnerof2 жыл бұрын
@@kittyplayz1480 Not like having him written as Jaskier would have helped people pronunce it right.
@wmdkitty2 жыл бұрын
@@kittyplayz1480 Oh, _that's_ what's up with that. "Dandelion"? WTF?
@BooksandBuns2 жыл бұрын
@@kittyplayz1480 because Jaskier is the name of a flower in Polish & so is dandelion, & bluebell is a silly name for a bard
@nelegrund50412 жыл бұрын
Absolutely would buy the "Sorry boomers, we mad eit gay" merch
@river-collective2 жыл бұрын
"Bussi" is also a word in german that means kiss. A word I never use, because I share a brain with a bisexual menace who after hearing the word appears just to laugh at me.
@NebelTanz Жыл бұрын
Bussi erinnert mich immer an die merkwürdige Tante und nasse Wangenküsse 😅
@sashawallace19162 жыл бұрын
"let's hope they don't devour us, while we devour eachother." Is a line I didn't think I would hear today. And why is it such a good line.
@user-ls1bw2uw1j6 ай бұрын
I want to like your comment but it has 69 likes and I don't want to ruin it
@captainslance2 жыл бұрын
Never in a million years would I have thought I‘d see Klaas and Palina in a Click video 🤣💀
@Jays-Dream2 жыл бұрын
SAME! I checked if I was on the right video ahaha
@jaynoctem88862 жыл бұрын
Same haha xD
@MusicLover-po1et2 жыл бұрын
Same! When I saw them I started searching for a comment like this!
@richardmangelmann49752 жыл бұрын
Me neither, I was so surprised but it filled me with joy some German content made it here
@JuliWieApril2 жыл бұрын
same XD
@bombdotcom21682 жыл бұрын
There's a story of a nobleman of sorts in ancient China, who had a male partner. One night, the nobleman had to get up but he'd noticed his partner fell asleep on the sleeve of his robe. Rather than waking him up, the nobleman cut the sleeve of his robe to let him rest longer. Wholesome little story there that I heard from someone. I'm not sure if it's true or not, but it's cute either way.
@kacywatson63142 жыл бұрын
Just got home from the hospital, not long ago. This is exactly what I need for my evening. Tired girl, just chill with wholesome memes 😙
@sarahthesarah28502 жыл бұрын
Hope you feel the best you can and get to enjoy lots of quality time with those you love.
@BeatrizViana132 жыл бұрын
I hope everything is okay. And if it’s not, I hope you get better soon! ❤
@kacywatson63142 жыл бұрын
@@sarahthesarah2850 that’s lovely. Thanks you. I’ll be fine. Just getting routine work done. But this month everything got crammed into the last week before Christmas. A lot done in a few days that would be normally spread across the the whole month. I don’t want to go into details but it includes hormonal treatments. So I know I will feel awful later over Christmas with a big mood swings. Plus other things, including in and out of hospital a little bit.
@sarahthesarah28502 жыл бұрын
Mood swings can be the worst. It sounds like a lot for the Holidays. I wish the best for you.
@sarahthesarah28502 жыл бұрын
It wouldn't let me read the full comment, do I replied the best I can
@wolf10662 жыл бұрын
6:40 - and if, after the entire fashion walk you realise you've said "no" all the way through, you get to declare yourself as Ace
@lostkarai2 жыл бұрын
As a Turkish person, my heart goes out to that poor guy who mispronounced that, along with my lungs because I think I laughed too hard at this 🤣
@celestialangel6662 жыл бұрын
5:22 I was in the Navy for six years too! I’m…engaged to a woman who was…in the Navy too…. Ok he might have a point.
@bridgetbenson62912 жыл бұрын
US Navy veteran here. I can confirm.
@daisyjoy2422 жыл бұрын
The Navy isn’t for working, it’s for other things
@deevan14152 жыл бұрын
It's not gay if it's underway.
@LegacyOfM2 жыл бұрын
Orientation Camp plot needs their asexual character to just sit there admiring the looks of people for aesthetics and just gives them all positive feedback. Because we can admire the beauty of people without all the rest of that. Later they find someone to vibe with based on personality and it's wonderful.
@derekstein61932 жыл бұрын
14:58-15:41 This guy is just a bisexuality motivational speaker. He seems to know what he is talking about. Respect.
@EvilAutisms Жыл бұрын
He’s called Cameron geller and he makes great videos in case you didn’t know
@saragoodman1020 Жыл бұрын
When you got to the meme about the lions learning it from gay tourists, I immediately thought of two dudes rawdogging each other while the lions watch from the sidelines taking notes 😂
@UnholyFox2 жыл бұрын
Every time I see r/SuddenlyGay I think about Click and OT...
@Noo-My-Only-Weakness-Dying2 жыл бұрын
Exactly.
@GreyPunkWolf2 жыл бұрын
That's never been sudden though, it's always been an ongoing process. It's not suddenly gay, it's ALL OF THE GAY
@flamefangstar2 жыл бұрын
Ot??
@Qxestionable2 жыл бұрын
@@flamefangstar OneTopic (aka one topic at a time)
@PeachJaguar75972 жыл бұрын
Hehehe...
@corvus13742 жыл бұрын
Babylon Bee is a right wing version of the Onion. Emotional Support Demon needs a name. I suggest Gauge Oaks.
@HeartlessSystem2 жыл бұрын
I suggest just. Onion. Look at it and say Onion. It fits in my opinion lol.
@corvus13742 жыл бұрын
@@HeartlessSystem Babylon Bee is very definitely right wing.
@bungofungus2 жыл бұрын
nothing says self proclaimed right wing parody like blatant transphobia, babylon bee being that example
@corvus13742 жыл бұрын
@@bungofungus Right.
@cftyftyufyfuyfty2 жыл бұрын
Normal satirising of the clown world is hardly right wing, surely..?
@TH-de1yu2 жыл бұрын
My apartment has been doing fire alarm checks all morning. I was so happy to see an upload. I need to relax. Thank you so much.
@devilsdeckofcards2 жыл бұрын
Lol when they do so many that when it actually goes off u don’t get up for it- “Eh just another drill”
@CatinaTheo12 Жыл бұрын
Remember folks, no one is gayer than homophobes.
@GayFerret10317 ай бұрын
REAL!! ‼️
@ZhaojuEphastine2 жыл бұрын
16:20 => Well, there's a popular gay joke where people say: "Well, technically speaking, Jesus brought his tools with him to be nailed by a bunch of dudes while everyone was watching."
@alternativeplane2 жыл бұрын
I think the "grab it now, tomorrow it might be gone forever" quote above the urinals might be about checking for testicular cancer
@sarahthesarah28502 жыл бұрын
That's a good point. Awareness and screening are so important.
@Marm3ladi2 жыл бұрын
I just love how Click can be the cringiest (affectionate) human being on earth one second and the next he is giving genuine life advice.
@landonsmith80962 жыл бұрын
21:37 Cameron is so amazing at supplying this subreddit lol
@kaiwilliams21812 жыл бұрын
Same
@blueberrywaffle Жыл бұрын
I love Cameron Geller he’s hilarious
@tomrichmond83882 жыл бұрын
It’s not gay if it’s with the homies
@zsofiaszabo83172 жыл бұрын
5:40 The rest of the story is equally as hilarious as that. The whole reason why he was fleeing the orgy was cause the whole thing was held during quarantine and the cops came to arrest them, and by "fleeing the orgy" I mean "climbing down the drain pipe half-naked with ecstasy in his backpack".
@Toni-lo9ms2 жыл бұрын
6:48 If I wouldn't have freaked out at 20 or so that orientation camp idea would have been really helpful (Sapphic bi/pan person here who thought they were cishet man in my 20s) Basically "why is everyone so hot but also why do I have no desire to actually have adult fun time with any of them?" An ace with strong libido and bi/pan attraction like me would have learned a lot about myself.
@KuromiTheLastRakkyo2 жыл бұрын
6:15 The one kid to the right: 😯*While looking a bit downward*
@integralinsanity16412 жыл бұрын
I love orientation camp, with the classic introduction to the "groups" you have around.
@riverstyx72512 жыл бұрын
At the end they gather up the kids and explain that if they didn’t like any of them they might be ace and they go about explaining the split attraction model
@integralinsanity16412 жыл бұрын
@@riverstyx7251 no no. Thats sequel material. Turns out the ACE kids are in this secret island that becomes seen once every Century ....
@osheridan2 жыл бұрын
"Pant companies invented legs to make people look gay" *-The Click, 2022*
@alexjohnson5802 жыл бұрын
5:07 this was even funnier after I remembered my dad was in the navy.
@TrashPanda_lvl15 Жыл бұрын
Same, mine was there for 14 years 💀
@TheTsalop2 жыл бұрын
Watching click is always a joy :D Also as a Finn the Swedish word mentioned 9:20 sounded rather fun because: Sumppi = coffee Runkkari = person doing self naughties. So "Sumppirunkkari" is somebody who really, really loves their coffee.
@SulphurFoxx2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact about The Click's home country of Sweden. In Malmõ, there are trash cans that moan and talk suggestively to you when you dispose of trash in them
@ozzie_here24962 жыл бұрын
click is SWEDISH 🇸🇪
@ozzie_here24962 жыл бұрын
also those trash cans sound so cool, i want to see them in action just to make me laugh
@AerCloud2 жыл бұрын
Just saw this on Last Week Tonight
@whyamihere15632 жыл бұрын
Where??? I need exact locations, I haven't seen them in Malmö!
@LRM12o82 жыл бұрын
I've just seen that on Last Week Tonight yesterday and damb, just seeing this on video made me uncomfortable as hell. I don't litter ever, but I would 100% put my trash beneath that trash can, to avoid opening it and having to hear that cursed shit! I'm also quite baffled that a naughty playback is apparently enough to make everyone overlook the blatant sexual objectification and hostile design philosophy (making it so homeless people can't salvage bottles from the can) this trash can is guilty of. We truly don't mature past 12 year olds, do we?
@sorry_i_missclicked2 жыл бұрын
"I am 100 percent straight, but it needs to be said that my own gender is definitely more attractive!" Mm-HM. As my pansexual friend says it ✨spicy straight✨
@assfuckerthejointpounder58342 жыл бұрын
"Spicy straight"?... _what_? Also my phone does not appear to have the whatever emojis, hopefully no human in this world gets offended at that- oh wait how is there anything in or off this world that isn't going to offend someone.
@alexw.70972 жыл бұрын
22:43 lmao, there's a sort of similar moment on Bob's Burgers. Cynthia: Get back here Logan Barry Bush!!! Linda: Loganberry Bush? Cynthia: We didn't think it through!!!
@catsplayharryholmes94822 жыл бұрын
23:50 I also randomly taught someone to waltz this year... because it was asked at the Pride Festival if anyone knows how a waltz works, I got in touch. I knew my steps thanks to a series I used to watch and a game. I, as the small person, should have danced the female part, but I knew the male part in the dance better. I hate being so tiny sometimes but I still had a lot of fun
@Auri03182 жыл бұрын
Click is like that one really cool teacher who your sure isn’t straight and will treat you like an adult (in a good way)
@flopjul45812 жыл бұрын
12:00 as a gay, idk how to feel about this. Dus you expect everyone to be gay there and then when someone isnt and you fall for him then thats kinda frustrating tbh. Luckily i dont go to the gym due to social anxiety... and i have seen people get mad over some girl being lesbian and not straight, it goes both ways sadly
@BuiHieuDong2 жыл бұрын
6:50 That guy has got his priorities straight and i respect that.
@dimanarinull91222 жыл бұрын
one of the old names for the Queen piece was "General", which made sense why a pawn can be promoter to that rank. Rook, Knight, and Bishop all had different names as well. mostly equivalent to military or religious units and ranks. the current incarnation of chess is of Arabic/Persian origins(the name literally means the equivalent of "king" checkmate is approximately "dead king")
@danal..88312 жыл бұрын
5:14 Kath and Kim great aussie show. and the look on her face HA
@dokidoki_cosplay2 жыл бұрын
12:57 his face when he heard the end was so funny XD
@carolinelabbott24512 жыл бұрын
Normalise compliments, for all.
@Liggliluff2 жыл бұрын
I like the punctuation you added to this comment. I appreciate your effort to make your comment flow better when reading.
@TsukiHaseo_ch2 жыл бұрын
7:29 That guy was so deep in the closet he was already in Narnia XD
@alicebthegachaweirdo83782 жыл бұрын
funny story: Last year on Christmas some time after we had opened the gifts, my parents. my little sister and my uncle were going to church and I jokingly said "While you are at church I´m going to summon a demon."
@Nevertoleave2 жыл бұрын
I think I would die from the wholesomeness if while playing sports a couple on opposite sides had a sudden proposal.
@thedoctorfromthetardis74212 жыл бұрын
5:35 actually the hungarian politician story goes by, beacuase he was caught on an eaves tunel in Brussels, during a gay naughty's party, elbow-deep in Vaseline, and of course naked, i think the most of the hungarian people, including me, never going to forget this story. Ah i "love" my hippocratic country. Oh and if anyone is interested, the name of the politician is Sajer (Szájer), and he lost his job since this accident
@_hellojarofdirt2 жыл бұрын
“It’s just a bunch of Ken Dolls.” I couldn’t have said it better myself. 😂🙌
@fannyfatale4042 жыл бұрын
Bram Stoker also had a very close 'friendship' with Oscar Wilde. Back then, men and women were encouraged to have close same-sex relationships to 'practise' for the marriage. There are quite some interesting videos about that. And about Bram Stokers homoerotic scenes in Dracula.
@tylerphuoc26532 жыл бұрын
…Encouraged? Do you know Oscar Wilde's demise?
@danielcrafter93492 жыл бұрын
@@tylerphuoc2653- but he was able to get away with for decades... It wasn't that doing same-sex things was bad as such -it just wasn't admitted by most people -cos like modern day, most people didn't care. Wilde's problem was the people he became associated and how "overt" he was in his advances
@fannyfatale4042 жыл бұрын
@@tylerphuoc2653 to a certain point, it was quite normal. Of course I know Oscar Wildes biography. With 'Close same-sex relationships' I didn't mean sexual, more like platonic love. Also Oscar Wilde lived like that for decades before it became problematic for him.
@Zakkleberg2 жыл бұрын
As for the Jesus billboard, as a former Christian, that is 100 percent unironic. Most Christians lack any kind of awareness in that area. I keep saying that they should run their slogans past an atheist teen. If the teen laughs, choose another slogan
@balintfriedrich43532 жыл бұрын
5:38 . "An anti-gay Hungarian..." Me : LETS F*** GO ! Yeah im Hungaryan and yeah . The gentleman's name is József Szájer. He was already featured in a previous /furry_irl (I think, not sure) video on your channel. ...
@just1luckyguy2292 жыл бұрын
Its also not the first time that one of our "chrishtian" politicians got caught at an orgy. But its the funniest escape XD
@leaf_the_sheep86302 жыл бұрын
Üdvözlet honfitársam!
@nicolina29422 жыл бұрын
17:25 - that had me SO WEAK, i can't, i'm crying 💀😆
@adrienstarfaer2 жыл бұрын
7:05 As a trans guy, (and I am trying to put this delicately to not get censored) the part being called confusing really isn't. Especially if you're aware of the rest of the anatomy in that zone, if you know what to look for, it's not hard at all.
@vaughnhaney70202 жыл бұрын
Idk dude as a fellow trans guy here, I'd say it can be pretty confusing... I don't know what other body part can literally bleach things during normal function. I can definitely understand how someone who doesn't have one can get very confused
@o-mangaming50422 жыл бұрын
@@vaughnhaney7020 As someone who doesn't have one, I don't find them confusing. I think other guys who are confused are expecting something bigger, and when they don't see it, they assume it doesn't exist. Sometimes you need to look indirectly.
@adrienstarfaer2 жыл бұрын
@@vaughnhaney7020 Pretty sure that part has to do with the self cleaning system (which is actually super cool imo)
@vaughnhaney70202 жыл бұрын
@@o-mangaming5042 To be fair I more meant like... Confusing in how it functions I guess? Overall anatomy is easily explained with a diagram
@vaughnhaney70202 жыл бұрын
@@adrienstarfaer I mean yeah that is why, but I just feel like the body could've found less drastic measures, and it ruins all my good boxer briefs :( Idk how some women are willing to spend a ton of money on underwear or whatever considering that lol
@N0tJohnLennon2 жыл бұрын
14:50 Achilles And Patroclus💀
@dvckduckgoose2 жыл бұрын
"lets hope the lions don't devour us while we devour eachother" lmaooo
@Akrub19792 жыл бұрын
There is always the option that these gay tourists were so focused on each other, they did not notice lions watching them.
@natashaperry592610 ай бұрын
This man makes my day better, the fact hes swedish makes me feel like i relate more to him and i just honestly love the wholesome-ness.
@ckinggaming5bucketmadness7662 жыл бұрын
Was in a tf2 match and got hit with a medics “Femboy Gayification Beam” I was never the same again
@BloodrealmX2 жыл бұрын
I had no idea the Medic hated femboys so much! Why does he have a beam designed to turn specifically femboys gay? Besides, it's like a 50/50 chance they're gay already, so it seem like a bit of a waste of effort.
@makerofthebroken2 жыл бұрын
Tbh, the thing about the straight guy going to a gay gym reminded me of the Gabriel Iglasias skits where he talked about how gay guys looking at him like he looks at tacos gave him such a confidence boost. X3
@sarrormiki33632 жыл бұрын
9:30 runkkari means 'masturbator' in Finnish. It indeed comes from the swedish runkare. I had no idea we had the swedes to thank for this word. It's one of our most common slanderous words to use about somebody so thanks for that neighbor 👍
@Account_Not_Applicable2 жыл бұрын
I know the majority of this channel's bread and butter is laughing at or mocking the ignorant and stupid, but I really, really want Click to revisit r/humansbeingbros. I love seeing the goodness of humanity every so often as a palette cleanser (also, the utter kindness and wholesomeness that subreddit contained made him tear up, like it touched his devilish heart enough to cause tears). I doubt he would since, like I said, the jokey kind of content gets better views, but I can still dream ♡
@missnaomi613 Жыл бұрын
*Sigh*
@Wolf_Avatar2 жыл бұрын
The subtle difference between "I was bored at work yesterday." and "I was bored at work yesterday."
@Tipsy_Turby2 жыл бұрын
Okay so, funny story, I was on call with a friend once, and your video was on my computer screen, and their first response was, "YOU WATCH THE CLICK TOO??" and suddenly that just explained why we both know all the same cursed memes, and why we're so unhinged together. Thanks for bringing us together Mark.
@nothingness95022 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: I don’t remember which civilization this was but fish nets actually started to be worn in order to get around the dress code. So you can say you have something on your legs but your legs are still very visible.
@umbreoncoredenise2 жыл бұрын
What I learned from this video: If you want to please a women, you need to be pleased like a woman by other men. Thanks Click, you should mark this vid as educational.
@atypicalgeek882 жыл бұрын
Until "Orientation Fashion Show" is a thing, just use your reaction to the post at 6:50 as a shortcut!
@guardianfish77182 жыл бұрын
The amount of jump cuts after 4:56 is criminal. Let us watch Click laugh for 10 minutes straight 👆
@dreca2 жыл бұрын
Eventually Click is going to have a ball pit of nothing but plushies.
@blazeflappybird2 жыл бұрын
I'd dontate for that
@sarahthesarah28502 жыл бұрын
We should all have access to a ball pit of plushies. Maintenance might be a challenge. Plushies can pick up lint and such.
@lorifiedler132 жыл бұрын
A mix of ESD and Mango. I wanna see that.
@assfuckerthejointpounder58342 жыл бұрын
Yes
@vaterlineelle2 жыл бұрын
one little pipi escaped censorship at 25:24 lmao
@TalentedTiger2 жыл бұрын
Fun IRL story!!! At my medical faculty, at practical anatomy class: when the subject was genítal area, our professor literally locked the door, dimmed the light and loudly asked "Who's ready for practical part of anatomy class?!! 😈" Then we of course all laughed and he unlocked the door and all 😂 Ofc I'll never forget this epic moment. Yeah, ofc it was just regular class then. (Noone was harmed or worried btw, but entertained? ABSOLUTELY!)
@Morally-Ambigious-Lazybones1062 жыл бұрын
14:34 me and the tweet at the same time "thats gay, youre gay" then i was hoping someone would comment on that tweet with, "someone get this lady the lesbian masterdoc, jesus christ"
@areolata2 жыл бұрын
25:40 lol! The immaturish product I always think of is Chocolate scented shampoo that looks like chocolate syrup and it would be called Shampoop!
@Krahe082 жыл бұрын
14:20 what if, how I came out to my grandparents, I wear a shirt that just says “Checkmate boomers we made it gay”
@mow0118 Жыл бұрын
Did you do it? 👀
@gregorydery2 жыл бұрын
If being gay is contagious, how come I haven't caught it yet?
@CatBurgerFromHell2 жыл бұрын
Oh you haven’t watched any movies with Ryan remolds yet?
@potatoqueer49732 жыл бұрын
You can’t catch something you already have
@ozzie_here24962 жыл бұрын
@TheGamingBurger the new christmas movie with him my family watched one day. me, my sister and my mom would not stop talking about him omg i can't
@alexw.70972 жыл бұрын
You could just have an asymptomatic case 🤷
@CatBurgerFromHell2 жыл бұрын
@@ozzie_here2496 not supprised. its ryan after all
@t4rtee8192 жыл бұрын
damn that business receiving tiktok at 15:45 had me crying i almost passed bc i couldn't breathe send help i can't
@sigridkvanneidhommefoss Жыл бұрын
The youtuber in question has more videos like this. @camerongeller
@bread62502 жыл бұрын
26:50 speaking in Turkish is dangerous like that that is why I love it
@galaxygorl Жыл бұрын
the click reacting to chase wood making cocktails at 21:45 is hilarious
@emptymimic59762 жыл бұрын
26:23 I remember reading that book! It was from quite a long time ago (the author's photo was grainy and back and white), and that chapter is about circumcision, believe it or not.
@D3364N Жыл бұрын
2:24 “In the excitement I accidentally ripped off my arm” - The Click, 2022
@can_b_crazywerid2 жыл бұрын
This is good. Needed it. I heard some sad news about a relative earlier (a great/grandaunt passed away the other night), and this was a good laugh that was needed. On a positive note, I've ordered two emotional support demons! One for myself and the other for a friend.
@morganeclochet63972 жыл бұрын
Around 16:45 Olivier Giroud is a French football player. He is one of the football guys hugging earlier in the video