r/InsaneParents - IRONY 101

[@OneTopic]

I’m loving the animated intros on your videos now!

[@Ampheline]

Sup, topic.

[@trinidangel]

HI :D

[@RianLyons]

It DOES look super schweet. Click is evolving!

[@robertandrew6127]

I love it too Hi

[@carmenpopescu1284]

you have balls showing your face back here after REPLACING THE CLICKY KITTY PLUSHIE

[@cloudgrandson4742]

The fact that a guy sued his parents for getting rid of his naughty collection and won is just amazing on so many levels~

[@kwobuk]

I would do naughty things for celebration

[@marcusthefurrie7463]

Well to fair at least wasn't simping belle delphine

[@Stinkehund]

Most of the clickbait headlines made it look like the guy was a kid or teen and he lost some playboys - he's in his early 40's, had to move back home temporarily after a divorce in 2017 and after 10 months of living there his parents decided to just toss most of his "adult" belongings out - including a sizeable number of (presumably expensive) sex-toys. They stole several tens of thousands of dollars worth of his personal belongings and threw it away without asking - the fact that it was porn is incidental.

[@gael5463]

Our hero lol

[@cheeplethebulldog1420]

I just got here and read this comment WHAT

[@mssunnylunarain7]

Our mom used to scare us for fun growing up. She'd laugh her butt off. We are in our thirties and forties and still have trauma associated with some of the things she did. For instance, my mom pretended to abandon me. Just left me at the store. Scare me to death and left me in tears. My mom laughed at my fear when she returned. Now I'm still afraid of someone leaving me behind and not knowing where they went. My mom still refuses to acknowledge she traumatized us. She keeps saying it was just fun and we took it too seriously. We. Were. Children.

[@Yuki69420AUTTP]

Holy shi, that sucks man.

[@CreatureGirlInc]

...Holy shit that sounds like one of my parents. "You are too sensitive." Uhhhh. You put me in a choke hold. I couldn't breath and it took someone else yelling at you to let me go despite me CLAWING to try to get out of your grip. I had to gasp for air for a good 10 seconds (literally the hard, staggered gasping) till I had enough to even have enough air to scream bloody murder (I didn't even know that was possible) out of pain, anger AND fear...nope! I'm over reacting.

[@hauntedshadowslegacy2826]

You've let her know that she's going into a home when she's old, right? And that you won't visit her?

[@grenade8572]

Oh crap... Once, my mom pretended to abandon me because I had a tantrum and didn't want to follow her ("if you don't want to come with me, just stay here alone"). I'm in my 30's and I still remember her going away from me... though I called her back in a few seconds and she answered my call by immediately stoppind and calling me back. I think it was a well deserved punishment, that stopped immediately when I called her, But, still, I remember very well that moment... I can"t even imagine what you felt. :(

[@KaleNordyke]

I am so sorry, I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.

[@Super_Panda_BS]

Fun animal fact: The Naked Mole-Rat can live in an almost zero oxygen atmosphere. Incredibly, in a zero oxygen environment, the Naked Mole-Rat can still survive for up to 20-minutes without suffering any harm at all.

[@phantomforever309]

Damn that’s kinda cool thanks Super_Panda_BS

[@spools.i1311]

Damn that’s kinda cool thanks Super_Panda_BS

[@Emperoroleary]

how did they find out tho

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

I think they also can't get cancer, which is super cool I may be misremembering though

[@Mathee]

They're also immune to most types of cancer, and I think I've heard somewhere that they don't age???

[@MilesL.auto-train4013]

The one thing I'm glad about is that we can all come together and make fun of these awful people, still giving some kind of hope to their children that people still do care about their well-being.

[@darylcarr8283]

The challenge is helping their children "un-learn" the poison shovel-fed to them by their "primary influences." Sometimes peer pressure and common sense helps, but at some level they're having to surrender their "self-identity" and they can understandably become naturally resistant to that. That's why we have ignorant people chanting "heritage not hate" over their support of waving the Confederate flag; refusing to acknowledge that it was created as a "heritage OF hate."

[@speedstick8981]

*They’re well being Note: I’m kidding OP used the correct pronunciation for this comment.

[@LynkJRayvonn]

13:15 this one actually made my physically angry. You are only giving the kid 3 months to "get over" the death of their MOTHER? Lady, you gotta give the kid like, years, that's not something you just "get over" as a child.

[@Seldser]

I’m 29, my dad died 6 years ago, I’m still dealing with the grief. Can’t imagine what it would have been like to lose him at four, when I would have barely had a chance to make memories with him.

[@houseofsolitude1178]

@@Seldser I lost my grandpa (dad’s side) at about 2 years old and a friend about 8 years old. I’m still depressed and therapy is too expensive; idk how u expect a 4 yr old kid to recover in 3 months

[@batteryacid1]

and shes really just the step mom she can just leave if shes unhappy.

[@orionskittles]

My cat died almost 3 years ago to this day. A little under a month or so ago I was crying about it at night. The death of a loved one isn't something you "get over" at all. The pain is always there. You might not feel it all the time but it's there. It's always there.

[@GredelsRage]

Im 48. My dad died in 2019, i still have to fight tears daily.

[@chefcircuit5392]

Here’s a story of good parents being skeptical of a doctor in a healthy way to balance things out: When I was a toddler, my parents noticed something and a specialist doctor said they might be able to fix it with surgery. My parents were unsure about this, since there was some risk involved in giving surgery to a toddler. Instead of taking care of it themselves or just ignoring it, though, they decided to get a second opinion from another doctor (crazy, right?). He said the issue was a symptom of something psychological (I don’t remember exactly what and I’m not an expert). Whatever the case, it turned out he was right and we got the treatment I needed. In other words, it’s okay to get a second opinion from a different doctor about treatment for your child as long as it’s an actual medical expert and the kid gets what they need.

[@simransimran9339]

As a doctor's kid I'll just point out that it's always good to get a second, third and even a fourth opinion if you need it. Just go to a doctor. Not a witch doctor or something. Though I'll point out, I'm Indian and ayurvedic medicine has been around me forever. And most of it is effective. It's just less processed medicine. My mother is a medical doctor ( the modern kind) but she's of the opinion that ayurvedic/oriental medecine can definitely help some people, particularly those with chronic issues. Supplement not replace.

[@chefcircuit5392]

@@simransimran9339 agreed

[@amirulamani1487]

Oh yeah, this kinda happened to my mom about my grandpa, the doctor they talked tried to bait one of my uncles who're not fluent in English, my mom said that the doctor would've tried to scam them to try this very high risk procedure. I didn't get the full detail but my family went to a different doctor, my grandpa is living and well

[@John_Weiss]

@Simran Simran So, I take it every time you skinned your knee or got some other cut or scrape, your mom or grandma ran to the kitchen to get the tumeric? 😉

[@simransimran9339]

@@John_Weiss not my mom, but grandma, yes. And not just tumeric, it's a mix of turmeric, mustard oil and salt. Hurt like hell. But worked fine. My mom was the cleaning it with alcohol and applying antiseptic type. Hurt like hell as well. Also worked.

[@rosenrot234]

"A mothers instinct is always right!" is a bit fun to think about. Like when zoo animals get startled and eat their young. Ah motherly instinct.

[@Meleedroit]

Rabbit mothers will pretty much eat their children whenever

[@Loaves_of_Cat]

@@MeleedroitI think ur thinking hamster mothers. There’s a chance they’ll eat their young as new moms, when there’s too much baby, or when they’re stressed. I think there’s a chance they’ll eat their young for no reason too. For wild hamsters, they’ll eat their young to prevent predators from having a meal. Rabbits, or at least the wild ones, tends to stay away from their young to prevent predators from finding them.

[@FeedEgg]

Instinct and intuition will invariably let you down, they are never objectively correct. it's saved my ass a few times and made me look like an ass a few times.

[@somespirit2511]

​@@Loaves_of_Cat"Too much baby" Sorry but I'm crying-

[@anemptypapercup]

I’m just picturing a rabbit being startled by someone coming close, looking around wildly, shoving its child into its mouth, and casually swallowing. Now excuse me while I google this

[@Pineapple_Kween]

“A mother’s instinct is the best tool” Yes, well, you certainly are a tool.

[@grayson.gallow]

He probably doesn't know this, but the click really helped with my worries, his sense of humor, logic and optimism always manages to cheer me up!

[@mistermossman6074]

Same

[@kingyo1509]

Gonna give this comment love until Click does know it, my man deserves it and so do u (•̀ᴗ•́)و💙

[@Kafka_Garezerra]

God fucking same

[@TransGuyOnTheFly]

The Click is a human treasure😊

[@Silky_Cow_23]

I agree he is a very good person!

[@irishalchemy]

Jesus, that one about scaring the kid… my son had nightmares for a while, and it was heartbreaking. I used to tell him not to worry, it wasn’t real, until the day that, sobbing, he told me “I know, mama, but you can still be scared of things that aren’t real.” I can’t imagine deliberately making his world any scarier than it has to be.

[@MissCaraMint]

My mom slept on a mattress on the floor in my room for the longest time when I was a kid so I felt safe to fall asleep. That is love ❤️

[@irishalchemy]

@@MissCaraMint that’s awesome, I’m so glad you had that security. In the end, it was a lot of little things that helped him - Good Dream Spray (aka mostly lavender) and pillow swapping (he liked to swap every few days, because he thought my pillows would gather up good vibes for him. He would send his in to be ‘filled’ while I slept 😂) were a big part of our bed routine. Sometimes, though, I just had to get in his bed and cuddle him until he felt safe. Now, a few years later, we still have a sleepover with a movie and pizza in my bed once a month, and that’s his chance to cuddle as hard as he wants! Thankfully, the nightmares have stopped. He just loves cuddles.

[@aurorasideras2015]

My parents and grandparents enjoyed “picking on me.” A lot of things that I thought were normal for the longest time… but started realising in recent years that the stuff they did wasn’t teasing… it was borderline torture… actual torture in a few instances… and they did it because they thought it was funny.

[@raul-aurelianserban8295]

​@@aurorasideras2015not to be mean but you cant just say that and not give examples

[@chilling_koala]

​@@irishalchemy I know it's an old comment, but that's so incredibly cute! ❤ You just made my day. It's so nice to see wholesome family relationships until such disgusting things we see in these videos

[@kurichan142]

//homophobia, transphobia, anti-LGBTQ christianity I was at a religious camp over the summer, and towards the end of the week, we had these lessons (I actually enjoyed the camp a lot - gave me medieval vibes) and most of them were really positive! Self-love and believing in your worth! Basic self-defense! Yeah! But the last lesson I attended was about sexuality, and that just tanked my whole mood and my opinion of the camp leader who gave it (especially since she was talking about feeling compelled to make that her topic, and she had this story about how no one else wanted to, so, hurrah). I'm not gonna explain her take simply because we all know the Christian anti-LGBTQ stuff, but I remember the thing that pissed me off the most was her *"examples."* A cis friend who took transitioned simply because she wanted to get more respect in industry (she was a mechanic) - regretted it and tried to go back. That's it. That's the only example. Urged folks that they were absolutely not trans (which is just untrue and really pissed me off). A friend who may or may not have been a lesbian? Acted in a pretty butch way and was never hit on by guys. Fell for this one girl and started proclaiming all over the Internet that she was lesbian. Married for some years, and then they divorced. That's it. That's the only example. Urged folks that they absolutely did not experience same-sex attraction (also very untrue and pissed me off even more). I actually made a friend there who's pan, and we had gotten along the day of those lessons at breakfast over similar interests. She completely disagreed with that lesson as well, and struggled a lot because she *was* religious, but didn't feel welcome because of who she loved. I didn't believe in any religion at the time, so I wasn't hurt too badly, but that friend,,,,,, geez, that hit different. /neg Anyways, LGBTQ folks? You're absolutely valid. Don't care what anyone else says, it's the truth. If you're religious, listen to your religion as it truly is, and not to the people who hold bigoted beliefs and twist the words into something they're not. Best of luck out there. Stay strong.

[@jordanrayne4779]

The first and last time i went to a youth group everything seemed pretty chill, they had a live band and snacks and played games and everyone was in a fairly pleasant mood. Until they gave a talk about sex ed. They gave the group a anonymous text line where they could ask questions without people knowing who asked. Toward the end one of the last messages was simply, "im pansexual does this mean god hates me?" They responded with "of course not because you can change." And went into a story about how the one guy there had urges to cheat on his wife with guys and that he had to fight those urges and how as long as god knows you truly want to change and you put the effort in you can get better just like him. Safe to say as a pansexual myself i was quite upset by this and spent the rest of the night very quiet and a bit angry. Personally religion is one of the things if not the thing that makes me most uncomfortable, i never know who will hate me, i never know who will try and force it on me or insult me over it.

[@DukeofGames50]

Also 8:57 was this the "friend" the councilor claimed to have? Pretending she knew this woman when she just read the story?

[@Just-For-Fin]

I went to a camp where the speaker said the opposite, not in a sermon, but separately to me and a few others. And yes, this was a church/christian camp. My favorite memory of that camp was meeting the nurse, and finding out that they were non-binary also! You will find good people everywhere, stay strong 💜🏳️‍⚧️

[@stukastuken7915]

did u just vent in a FUCKING video about insane parents?

[@headlessspaceman5681]

Yes and no. Yes don't let Jesus Camp define everyone's sexuality. But what if your religion is TRULY bigoted and homophobic, and it's not just a few people who share your religious beliefs? What if your religions are actually just plain Wrong? And if they're wrong about sexuality, what else might they be wrong about? Like education, medicine, environment, or science? Every religion believes that all the other religions are wrong. So it's pretty easy to take it a tiny step farther and see that they're all just wrong. You don't need it. Invent your own religion. And then become a heretic to your own religion! And then kick yourself out of your own religion! See, isn't that better?

[@nickjeffery536]

We know that Earth can't be flat, for one simple reason. If Earth were flat, cats would have pushed everything over the edge by now!

[@nickball4071]

Egyptians worshipped cats to placate them from pushing everything over the edge.

[@Vohasiiv]

Both of you have the name Nick

[@shaylynnenielsen2109]

@@VohasiivNickception

[@evangonzalez7732]

@@shaylynnenielsen2109 nick 2: electric boogaloo

[@Teagan.2001]

This is facts, love that cats (hah its funny cus it rhymes ) (Im not funny this is also a joke) (Have a nice day and I appoligise for wasting your time

[@skyeroyer]

I love how the click is saying that people who don't want to listen to the doctors should live out in the woods. I grew up in the woods and we still listened to the doctors, if anything we listened to them a little more so we didn't have to make a trip into town. When I was both 1 and 2 I had to go to the ER because my eye was swollen shut from from a bug bite. We lived out in the woods because it was the cheapest, my grandparents had a lot of property so they let us use some to build a really bad house that's falling apart now. The "rent" that was paid was just the yearly payment for the part we used. We were maybe 20 or so miles from town.

[@minecraftidiot4718]

Pog

[@miffyhitler4805]

Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I become the prince of a town called Bel-Air In West Philadelphia born and raised On the playground is where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool and all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school when a couple of guys who were up to no good started makin' trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom scared and said you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air I begged and pleaded with her day after day but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way She give me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it First class yo this is bad drinkin' orange juice out of a champagne glass Is this what the people of Bel-Air live like hmmm this might be all right but wait I hear they're prissy BOURGOISE and all that is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air Well uh the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude looked like a cop standin' there with my name out I ain't tryin' to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightening disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought man forget it yo homes to Bel-Air I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

[@Jelly-vt2oo]

@@miffyhitler4805 . . . Okay . . .

[@XinyueLim.]

And everyone clapped r/thathappened

[@perrytheplatypus4051]

I lived the first few years of my life in the woods, my mother grew up in the Midwest and is a natrapath and use Chinese medicine for most of my problems still, my dad grew up in the rural west in an acual cult town ( dw they where the nice kind of culties) and they all STILL LISTEN TO DOCTORS AND VACCINES, I have no idea how stupid anti vaxxers can be if my parents listen to vaccines

[@astraamarante6233]

"A mother's instinct is best!" Ah. Yes. My mother's instinctive desire to smother me with her problems and standards will *_definitely_* help me grow up to be a fully functional go-getter adult that's confident in myself. _Disclaimer/Update:_ I am glad to say my mom has since gotten better since the beginning of my teens and is actually starting to help me achieve my dreams because she's finally starting to see the results and major progress of my mass amounts of work. I'm not sure if I will consider keeping in contact after I leave because she still has extinct, old/generational standards for me to fill, and from what I've seen, I don't think she can change.

[@v-mouse]

I have the best mom. She was pressured into joining Facebook and everytime we talk about Facebook it is: Mom: "I don't know why this woman are so into gardening and posting stupid comments." while I just giggle. I'm proud. My mom is the best mom. She totally don't understand Facebook and it is so wholesome that she hates everything about it and is confused and asks me if it is okay to think that Facebook is just toxic and dumb.

[@weaboodoo2346]

Is it a cry for help, if it is type no ;)

[@v-mouse]

@@weaboodoo2346 for real: my mom is my best Friend and the coolest Person in my Life. I kinda feel bad every Time I hear this mom-monster-stories. So I felt like I NEED to share that my mom hates on Facebook Moms.

[@weaboodoo2346]

@@v-mouse sounds like that's a great mom. Happy to hear you won the birth lottery

[@v-mouse]

@@weaboodoo2346 we had our Problems for sure and my Dad isn't the best, but yes. I'm really Lucky. 💜

[@weaboodoo2346]

@@v-mousewell I hope all of your family can talk it out. Cause you know, talking solves relationship problems.

[@merlink.7287]

Shout-outs to all the parents that treat their kids with "invisible" illnesses like ADHD, depression, bipolar disorder, trauma, and Multiple Sclerosis. You're doing a great job telling them they "can't" have these things because they're too young. Your child will drop you as soon as they can, you won't have to worry about them begging for anything after they hit 18. Enjoy the rest of your life

[@terroxdoesstuff8027]

Wish my mom would treat me for my deppresion and anxiety. She knows i have both but wont get me help, because she dosent like doctors.

[@Scrollist]

I’m glad my mom does all she can to help me and my twin who inherited her adhd

[@t4t-hantunia]

ʏᴇs :]]

[@woods-whispers]

@@t4t-hantunia I love your username, it is art.

[@CalebTibster]

Bonus points if you do the bare minimum of acknowledging their mental illness/disability but then force them to “act normal.” Definitely won’t leave your kids with trauma.

[@ladatanaka7810]

Me: *procrastinating on assingment by watching The Click* The Click: "You shouldn't procrastinate to the point where it becomes a problem" Me:dang it!

[@indrimza]

He called me out like that as well

[@screaming_cat2007]

I watch this and do my assignments AND PROCRASTINATE! CHECKMATE CLICK!

[@starlightthewolf6612]

Just throwing this out there. I'll be still wearing the mask after the pandemic. Not only does it lessen the spread of Covid and other airborne viruses, but it helps me stay warm in the winter and somehow it helps with my anxiety. Like I legit feel less anxious wearing a mask while in public

[@saskia8678]

it helps with anxiety because it helps you 'hide', just like a big cozy sweater or hair over your face

[@starlightthewolf6612]

@@saskia8678 Makes sense. I do feel more comfortable being out of sight

[@thisisbetterthanmyprevious6674]

Same honestly

[@alexia3552]

Nice! I definitely will use it when I'm in places with strong scents, as those can trigger migraines in me--I'm glad it's now socially acceptable and you don't get looked at as if you're the Unabomber

[@saYONAkidoRII]

@@saskia8678 Same

[@Ami_E_Bowen]

The Click: "There's adult naughty time experts? The job opportunities!" Sex therapists and sex workers: "Hold our beer..."

[@thequeenofangst7371]

Genuine question What is a sex therapist?

[@nougat6636]

@@thequeenofangst7371 i wanna know too tbh

[@echoless3474]

@@nougat6636 best way I can think of to describe it is a therapist for sex related stuff. For example if someone and their partner have problems with sex they might see a therapist that suggests solutions and help them work through it.

[@Dablooner]

@@echoless3474 o

[@technopig3379]

Why do everyone need to drink beer

[@tealkerberus748]

It's actually pretty common for people to keep a dead parent's phone active for some time after their death. When they're really missing that person, they can call and hear their voice on the answering service.

[@potatoe972]

Wouldn’t that make them sadder to call and know they’ll never pick up?

[@TheArcticWitch]

​@@potatoe972 everyone is grieving differently For some it would be awful, for some its therapeutic

[@TheMagicPinecone]

"Motherly instincts are the best tools!" Only apply if you ACTUALLY have strong maternal instincts. Take it from someone who was partially raised by a mother with no maternal instincts, and disliked being a parent. But had a grandmother, who I look at as my mom, who raised me when my mom didn't, with instincts so strong they still will not cease! Maternal instincts differ from person-to-person. And the people in this video obviously have low levels of it, or none at all if they're comfortable with hurting their children, or even putting their lives at risk.

[@JanderVK]

They're not a replacement to science & medicine.

[@TheMagicPinecone]

@@JanderVK Of course not, I never meant to imply that... I just meant that a lot of people from these kinds of videos seem to have crappy parental instincts *on top of* using it as an excuse to ignore science and medicine. A person with strong instincts would gladly take their child to the doctors, because they don't want their child to suffer.

[@Kartoffelkamm]

I'm a guy, and I have stronger motherly instincts than the majority of people in this video. Mostly because I primarily followed my mom around when I was younger, so I take after her a lot.

[@miigi-p4939]

No really the mom that scared a 4yo its just a monster Like that is trauma material I know it looks small and innocent but its a 4 yo No one needs traums big or small

[@addyshorhnr3544]

@@Kartoffelkamm I don’t have kids and I have more motherly instincts then these crazies.

[@arthurzackaryabrin]

To say I froze like a deer in headlights when Click said "You smell really good, especially you, Zack" when I legit just took a shower would be correct

[@ines1084]

😂

[@violamae7090]

Same 😅 (my name is Leo, but I used to be called Zack as a nickname because of an inside joke, so my brain still automatically reacts)

[@oliviabrown8688]

I came here to find a Zack, mission accomplished

[@ImmaGayPumpkin]

@@oliviabrown8688 yesss im not the only one 😂

[@Chalkadoo]

He's watching us Brother

[@_plague.vulturez_]

14:24 this is actually a thing people believe (at least in the us) My friend got on the news for being one of the first teens to get the covid vaccine in our town when it was allowed and all the comments on the article she was in were about how "worried" people were about her fertility. she was 14 having grown adults talk about her fertility all creepy-like, yikes! :///

[@i_am_bisexual_or_something3132]

Ew

[@ferretqueen2908]

Ahh yes, a 14 year old gets disease control. BUT WHAT IF SHE CAN'T HAVE BABIES???? Because obviously that's more important than whether she gets a deadly disease.

[@thepantrypodcast6134]

love how the angrier he gets the more sweetish he sounds

[@muddashucka9743]

I think you meant Swedish Although I do kinda like sweetish here

[@thepantrypodcast6134]

@@muddashucka9743 yeah that lmao

[@Oddity2994]

"sweetish" 💀

[@jarjarthebredloaf]

*Swedish

[@MaskedReviews]

Sounds like swedish with a swedish accent

[@diozawourdo3994]

clicks videos are getting longer and longer and im all here for it

[@gojosimp6385]

Yes! Same!!

[@Sansibit]

Yesss, same!!

[@prinzessinderverurteilung5553]

Yeessss, lol! Also cool pfp, I'm pan too!

[@taiscommentingaccountusedf1908]

3 hour yiff_in_hell 😳

[@cy-one]

You know what they say about male youtuber's length of their videos... :D

[@meowthekitten2273]

18:33 Me too. Theres actually a really easy way to get shots within a minute that works for me every single time. Just have someone tightly restrain you and you will most likely relax enough so that the needle doesn't do anything it's not supposed to do. It used to take like 10 minutes for me to get a flu shot every year, but now it takes less than a minute. :) Hope this helps anyone that needs it.

[@Dohyden2]

the dad is probably being like "If i claim they did when they didn't they will feel guilty and call me" He's being that special manipulative kind of sarcastic

[@Mathee]

2:38 I believe Junji Ito wrote a horror manga about a similar premise; it's about a girl who began bullying this boy to get him to leave her alone, and her bullying escalated to the point where she got him mauled by a dog. Years later, the two reunite and the girl, now woman, tries to apologize to him, but he only looks back fondly on their childhood, and so the two start dating, eventually getting married and having a son. Then the guy disappears, and no one can find him, leaving the woman alone with their child who is now around the age his father was when his mother bullied him. The woman realizes that this was her husband planned revenge all along; to leave her as a single mom with a kid, but she doesn't care, because she realizes how much she has missed bullying her husband, and now there is no one who can stop her from doing the same to her son.

[@idislikemints]

Do you know what the story is called? I want to read it.

[@Ampheline]

Jesus fucking CHRIST.

[@yumikodazaiswaifu]

Commenting so I find out what it's called

[@HiBuddyyyyyy]

The story is called ‘The Bully’.

[@Acidfunkish]

JFC, they're both monsters.

[@SianNadine]

10:45 not giving your kid necessary medical treatment IS ABUSE

[@TheOneWhoReportsForDuty]

“The monsters are coming!” could be something you do as a Halloween joke once they are old enough to understand it. That parent just made it stupid and is probably gonna scar the kid.

[@ranjira7893]

won't be so funny when the kid needs extensive psychiatric help from being repeatedly damaged mentally... assuming the Jerkwad actually cares enough to get said treatment for their child.. >_>

[@mangaanimefan3089]

Stupid? That parent sounded sociopathic. They legit said they found thier toddler's terror( that they purposely caused) hilarious. That the reason they had this child was so they could do whatever they wanted and no one could stop the. That was horrifying to read. Good lord, that poor child.

[@himi6536]

@@mangaanimefan3089 Sociopathy has nothing to do with wanting to willingly harm children. There is no strong correlation there. Please don't further the unjust blind hatred against those with ASPD. We are humans, too. Very damaged and sometimes harmful humans, but still.

[@animasternorris6508]

1:59 reminds me of fullmetal Alchemist. The dad stated something about raising two strong children, and Edward asks if he has two kids that Edward doesn't know about.

[@mangaanimefan3089]

Damn! Sick burn, Ed!

[@BLZ231]

In fairness, the dad actually had a really good reason for abandoning them. At least he did in Brotherhood, not so much in the 2003 show.

[@mangaanimefan3089]

Yes, I remember that there was some really important reason he had to leave but, it's still true that he didn't raise them. So, of course, Edward will snap at him if he tries to say otherwise.

[@theGhostSteward]

Funny story about how a kid's mind work: I watched "the mummy" when I was 6 for the first time and was so chocked about the little scarabs that go into people's skin that I start to cover my entire body with blankets with fear that they come at night. I get very warm and mom tried to made me stop but I quickly learn how to do it in a comfortable way and she simply give up. "The Mummy" was my favorite movie for a long long time and I loved ancient Egypt history. This made me even a bigger nerd. I still cover my face while sleeping cause it's just feels weird not to do (also, light sensitivity qnd light sleep). 😂😂🤣🤣 Thanks the Mummy

[@grenade8572]

ahah, I cover my face while sleeping to, but it's not the fault of the Mummy (I've seen it when I was a pre-teen... but damn, the scene with the scarabées was still horrible). I'm just weird :'D

[@fangirl3086]

I do it too, but mostly because I had a dream where someone dumped bugs into my ears and they crawled around inside of me and it freaked me out so I started sleeping with the blanket over my head. And I can't sleep any other way.

[@shawnbreaux1532]

Burnt flour was used as a topical treatment for burns, think middle ages. That being said, I'm quite sure a rash is not a burn.

[@orishahar]

just think about how uncomfortable this would feel in a diaper when you already have a rash😬

[@debdoug4136]

I believe diaper rash is technically a chemical burn. Having said that, that means baby is frequently sitting in their own urine for long periods so...

[@JKrowlingrockx]

I would be so concerned if a parent brought their child to a daycare and you go to change their diaper and see burnt brown dust in their diaper…..I feel like you’d have to call the parents and ask (as professionally as possible) “ummm….your child has this stuff in their diaper, not sure what’s going on, maybe get them checked out?” If they sent back a post like this like they did it on purpose, idk wtf I could say to that. Some folks will do literally anything to avoid using medication/medicated anything made by professional companies XD

[@suonatar1]

I'm pretty sure in the times of low supplies (like a war) our grandmothers could've used flour (from potatoes in case of my country) instead of baby powder or talc. I'm not sure if it's actually better than a manufactured powder. And why burning it?

[@VitchAndVorty]

When I was a baby, my parents would do that to me. But, not with that amount. They actually only needed the warm sensation of the burnt flour, so they placed it in a handkerchief(and make it like a pouch) and just slowly rub it on the rash area. But, that was still a dark time(no internet, etc). I don't expect modern people to use this archaic method in this day and age...

[@maebhrai685]

May I suggest saying Chris at the beginning? My boyfriend's had it rough these few days and one thing that always makes him smile is your videos. I really want to surprise him as his birthday's also coming up and we're going on a road trip. I just want to do everything I can to make his situation better. I know there's a very low chance you'll see this but it's worth a try to see him smile.

[@Snailsnsialsnial._1]

WE MUST MAKE THIS HAPPEN

[@fusiongamer9730]

Can I copy and paste this on other videos if I mention ur profile’s name as well so there is a higher chance it will be seen? Just trying to help you out

[@MinuteManAlex]

Let’s get his attention

[@bottompercy]

We need to get cliccy to see this ❤️

[@Aziara86]

As for the 'license for kids'... I really think we could head off a LOT of problems by having a class in high school on child psychology/nutrition/care. You'd have to pass the class to graduate.

[@crossyright9493]

This is why Click is my favorite. Hes smart, wise, cursed and blessed at the same time. I genuinely learn a lot from you. Well, Hope everyone have a good day.

[@MagnumLoadedTractor]

He is surprisingly original for a reddit channel

[@slevinchannel7589]

Nah, Hbomberguy is Bettah!

[@fangchick93]

My father (asshole who I don't have any contact with and a restraining order to enforce that), made me watch Dawn of the Dead (the newer one) when I was 10. The experience and how he yelled at me when I tried to leave the room during the movie made me frightened of zombies for years. Thankfully, I was able to get over that fear with therapy and actually researching zombies and going into the lore. Last year, I was able to watch that same movie and enjoy it. But that was really messed up to do to a kid.

[@eartlcraft]

You should put them in a crappy retirement home as revenge (preferably one with abusive staff :D)

[@kate_alt]

I'm so late but my dad always gets angry when I don't want to watch his movies with him, while I "force him" to watch my movies. Thing is all his movies are full of gorefest and he FRICKING KNOWS I'm highly sensitive to gore. I can't imagine what it's like to be yelled at as a kid, but it just hurts that parents like that exist and want to only traumatize their kids.

[@ked49]

@@kate_alt force him to watch movies that he hates. If he doesn’t like gay people play a movie where that is a major point so on so on

[@kate_alt]

@@ked49 my dad is very welcome to gay people but the concept of someone being sensitive to violence and gore just doesn't cross his head. might as well force him to watch all My Little Pony seasons

[@headlessspaceman5681]

So your dad is Zach Snyder?

[@peggedyourdad9560]

10:36 The reason this woman’s baby is having all these bleeding and clotting issues is because vitamin K is a vitamin produced by gut bacteria that is responsible for helping the blood to clot and not bleed everywhere. Infants need vitamin K shots because they don’t have the gut bacteria that produces it yet. Many infants used to die because of this back in the days before vitamin K shots.

[@katsu2110]

I’m just speechless at that Karen mother that refused the vitamin K, this vitamin is literally used to avoid that new borns bleed to death with a hemorrhagic disease that can occur when the vitamin is not given to the new born as that vitamin literally keeps the baby body from bleeding to death as they have some difficulty with coagulation to stop a bleeding that also occurs because of the LACK of the vitamin, which unfortunately is common on newborns. I’m literally on my second year of medical education and we just had classes about this shit This is why people shouldn’t have autonomy to decide if they want or not to give their kids treatment for any kind of shit, and this is why in my country if a kid is not properly vaccinated and given the vitamins they need their parents are due to a medical visit on their fucking homes and CPS WILL be called if the kid/newborn was not given the proper health care they need. I want to be a pediatrician and if a parent appears to me with a new born bleeding to death because they chose to not give their kid a vitamin because they are not “sheep” I’ll lose my shit and punch them because wtf people

[@SevCaswell]

the mother should be arrested and charged for attempted murder.

[@JoyfulOrb]

You'll be an EXCELLENT Pediatrician, that protective attitude is perfect!

[@SartorialDragon]

DO IT!

[@alexia3552]

I'm so glad there are places that are taking children's health rights seriously

[@platinumsky845]

I would concur ONLY if the parents were allowed to get a second or even third opinion from a different doctor. The number of times doctors have tried to force both myself and my kids into getting treatments that we didn't need or were potentially even harmful to us is mind-blowing.

[@furytheshadow9044]

When Click reads something stupid and gets all irritated, he reminds me of an angry chicken :D

[@speedstick8981]

Ahahaha but why a chicken?

[@marialindell9874]

96/97L

[@Midorikonokami]

Go live in the freaking wood! Buckbuckoo!

[@cephalopods_are_cool]

As a chicken owner why are you right

[@screaming_cat2007]

“I’m not that dummy thicc, YET” is easily my favorite quote from this video

[@Lunicia_the_crazy_healer]

The story about the step mom venting about the grief of her step daughter send me way back into my childhood. My father committed suicide when I was 14 and I was hurt so much. I couldn't sleep, I couldn't eat, I couldn't function at all. After one week of constant crying and skipping school, my mother yelled at me to get a grip and stop crying because it annoyed her and there wasn't anything she could do about it, which is why I just should get over it.

[@triloization]

I am so sorry for you. That is horrible. Hope you are good now.

[@Lunicia_the_crazy_healer]

@@triloization Thank you! Yes, I'm good now :)

[@omegadragons321]

i’m so sorry for your loss, i do see you’re feeling better and i hope you’re doing well now too! stay safe ❤

[@franl155]

I agree that some people just shouldn't have children, but the trouble with deciding who is and who isn't allowed to have children is that it opens the door to eugenics, breeding for a "superior" race. That's never gone down very well when it's been tried before. Maybe there should be stricter laws on taking children away from abusive parents. But all the same, pets have more protection than children. People can be banned from owning pets if they abuse them, but if they abuse a child, it gets taken away and they just have another, and another.

[@charliekahn4205]

There should be a parenting blacklist, and if you're on it you automatically lose custody of any child you birth or father.

[@alchemysaga3745]

@@charliekahn4205 The father thing would work, though then there'd need to be some sort of safety net for the non-blacklisted parent, because they could hypothetically not know.

[@thehaveninthehand]

In my municipality, children are taken away from parents that have an autism related diagnosis, instead of on a case by case judgement.

[@charliev4156]

@@thehaveninthehand Autism/being autistic doesn’t mean someone won’t be a good parent thought, that sounds like an ableist policy

[@perrytheplatypus4051]

There should be a lot more punishment if your kids are taken, taking children from abusive situations it dosnt effect the parent as much as they should and dosnt prevent it from happening again

[@Yuruble]

21:35 - Then why do ads or commercials exist at all? McDonalds is doing pretty good, yet they have tons of advertisements everywhere.

[@Fionacle]

Why is Click, a cursed man who’s going to hell, the person in this world that’s the best at making me feel validated, not depressed, able to do stuff, etc. Like sir you help me through stuff so much with your wholesome speeches, humor, etc. Thank you

[@connormcconnell7881]

Nice profile pic

[@Dumb_Plushie]

Casually invalidate how this person just feels, and then joke. B E A N S .

[@connormcconnell7881]

@@Dumb_Plushie What?

[@Fionacle]

@Connor McConnell Thanks, drew it years ago

[@Robin93k]

Well, God wants to limit and incapitate you, as well as punish you for everything he disagrees with. The Lightbringer(Lucifer) wants you to be happy and to exceed your potential. And well, Click is literally inviting us to hell, be happy, our best and to have a wonderful day.

[@spacejunk9904]

i can't wait for the day when one cliccy video becomes longer than avengers: endgame

[@NotRussianBadger97]

Hey, I just wanted to let you know that I like your profile picture. Long live the king

[@WildLukas333]

@@NotRussianBadger97 Simba got ptsd from what you said

[@Ramsey276one]

Are you aware of... EFAP?

[@NotRussianBadger97]

@@WildLukas333 damn, that has no right to be as funny as it is

[@triloization]

Epic!!!

[@Spirit_Of_Wrath]

"You can feast on bark" is now my favourite quote, and I am stealing it

[@Mopsspoof]

The fact about being exposed certain to things very young can leave impressionable marks on someone forever is very true, oddly enough I have a fear of certain sounds because of something that happened during school when I was 4-5, I’m still terrified of those sounds and many people don’t seem to understand why.

[@fangirl3086]

You a Sandy Hook survivor or something?

[@sharibigay4712]

Re: missing a school day, to avoid lieing about being sick, I would allow my kids to take 1 "mental health day" per quarter. So long as it wasn't on an important test day (midterms, finals, state tests). And it worked well. Many times they didn't even use them.

[@justanothercommenterwithan9089]

Ima use this if I ever have kids it’s a great idea your a inspiration random internet person

[@DesOkun]

My mother would also sometimes ask if we had any important things to do that day and when we said no would say we were not going to school and would do other stuff instead periodically. She knew we didn't miss much school and were doing well with our grades so missing a little at the time would not negatively impact us, at least until I started missing school after getting sick around age 11. We were in year-around school until we moved from CA to TX when I was 13 (for my health), so having those occasional extra school free days really helped and we got to spend the day doing stuff with our mom. =^_^=

[@olivetreewhimsy2016]

My dad uses the same system for me and my brother, and it’s wonderful. 10/10 will be doing this if I ever have kids

[@Vohasiiv]

The world would be a better place if more parents were like you.

[@ruahoneybadger5828]

Dayum i use this way on my undergraduate college day...my class is all fine with not 100 percent attending (except lab practice...it is a must) and my rule is one times per study so lets say i have 7 class to attend that mean i have 7 chance atleast lol...ah good times...

[@Cp-71]

At this point I'm beyond shocked (and grateful) about how normal and understanding people my parents are...

[@Teilchen2511]

I actually bought "Factfulness" a while back after you recommended it on Twitch. I really enjoyed reading it and it confirmed my believe, that overall the world is heading in a good direction. That doesn't mean life goes smoothly for everyone, but there is scientific proof that life is getting better for the majority of people. That gives me hope for the future.

[@elaexplorer]

The storm one is super biased. Big storms happen about once a week during the storm season. They last for several days, some get bigger, some don't. It is silly to pick one day during the storm's life cycle and say, "see all of them happened on the same day."

[@Doublemonk0506]

And look how spread out those storms are. The conditions for the storm to happen on that day are becoming rarer and rarer as there's more hurricanes

[@Ramsey276one]

Monday Tuesday STRORMDAY XD

[@chatboulon743]

There's been a lot of "coincidences" during the Hurricane Season storms. That was a stretch and a half! Lol

[@matheussanthiago9685]

huh it's almost as if cherry-picking was the modus operandi of all conspiracy nut-jobs

[@matheussanthiago9685]

@@Ramsey276one more like THORsday huh? HUH?

[@pavelZhd]

23:09 Regarding the school attendance - totally agree. 100% attendance unless absolutely dying is really overstated. Letting your child take a day off from school is not the end of the world. But it also builds up the connection of being on your child's side when they ask for help, and that is super important. Kind of a lot of problems children have, grow from them not feeling confident in their ability to ask parents for help. And believe me, a child is not going to ask to stay at home every day. Or if they do, this should probably ring a huge bell in your head that something terribly wrong is happening in their school.

[@lightwulf]

Its terrifying how fast crappy parents rewrite how crappy they are in their heads as they get older. I've learned this from personal experience. Cheers to everyone who has managed to escape that kind of hell like I managed to do as well.

[@kerrycox3495]

Question did you try to convince your shitty parent that they were shitty or did you just not bother with it

[@janemiettinen5176]

Oh yeah, I “misremember” all kinds of stuff. Its lovely to be an adult, wouldnt wanna go back.

[@potatopatata6635]

My sisters name is Libby so when that one dad was calling pope a Libby I was laughing my ass off picturing my sister as Pope XD

[@Roadent1241]

May I dare say I bet she'd do a grand job?

[@introvertedspider4857]

Bruh XD

[@octanecat3825]

The one about the mom scaring her child hit harder than it should've. When I was a kid my parents would lock me in the bathroom with the lights off as a punishment which lead to a fear of the dark. Now my family always question why I want someone at the door when I have to do things like take out the trash after the sun sets even though they know damn well why.

[@deja-vu6279]

In my family,im the "fave child" and i dont really enjoy that kinda. I get away with lots of thing while my sisters dont,but i dont like it because my parents are treating my sisters so badly and they're "soo good" with me. i feel bad for my sisters. they've been abused in the past. one day we are going to get our own houses and live happily. i cant believe i used to think this was a nice family.

[@axolotl593]

I understand that. My dad used to favor me over my brother and was always nice to me but hated my brother and always clashed head to head with him. I always felt bad but I would try my best to make matt the center of attention. No way was that healthy.

[@rubyjean5102]

The misogyny that exists amongst conservative people of any religion is such a curse for humanity. I’m glad you recognise this and have your sister’s backs.

[@Ectofish]

I'm in this same situation too. I hate being the fave

[@Kiku91]

I have sensitive skin/eczema and flour used to dry my hands up painfully, as a child, I can’t imagine how it would effect a baby’s skin. 😟 My jaw dropped in horror.

[@Roadent1241]

Ooooof. Surely you just can buy E45 cream for cheap??

[@real3576]

for real, and i dont have any skin conditions or sensitivity, isnt that also just..what baby powder is for?

[@TheLinguistable]

Part of your video made me think of this... my sister threw away my absolute most favorite blanket I've ever had because she didn't think it went with the room...I loved that blanket. She didn't even ask

[@ZeroDurability]

"The official energy drink of shitposting" ... I don't know what's worse: the fact that tagline exists or the fact that that sponsor chose the perfect youtuber to sponsor it.

[@croquant5327]

pov: you're patiently waiting for him to say your name

[@moony2543]

He said mine two days ago

[@TheeKaroolyne]

I know he will never say mine... but I still hope for it xD

[@Gabi-vt4ex]

Today's not my luck but tomorrow for sure lol

[@averagetransboi]

With three names (I'm genderfluid) you'd think I'd have an increased chance, but no, I don't. I have Sebastian, Sabrina, and Sable, yet I don't have much a chance at all

[@HiBuddyyyyyy]

He’s never going to say my name. It’s a mispronunciation of an already rare name I’ve never heard anyone being called ; - ;

[@the_great_crusade]

I like to think that the click is some kind of humanoid lovecraftian being that can look into a camera lens and see the screens on the other sides through all of spacetime, and knowing the names, faces, smells,and texture of the people on the other side.

[@JamesLewis]

LOL, one of my lecturers at Uni insisted on having his classes at 8am on days when many people had no other classes or lectures... we all swore he was trying to keep his subject a secret.

[@Ramsey276one]

Harry Potter brainblast The Class That Shall Not Be Mentioned XD

[@darkfoxxbunyip]

Or he was trying to instill a proper healthy schedule into you, and prevent you all from becoming lazy fucks who later in life will get fired repeatedly for coming in late because you oversleep time and time again. Seriously, complaining about having to be in class at 8 am.... you poor thing.

[@WinterPains]

@@darkfoxxbunyip Actually, he was doing something that can be proven to be unhealthy for people. We have studied the healthiest times to wake up and sleep, and classes later in the day have shown to be more effective for school.

[@giyaaa]

To that one mom who basically scared the living daylight out of her 3-year-old child, please don't do that. I had someone to take care of me as a kid while my parents were away, as my sister was also too young (but older). Every time I made a mistake she would lock me in my father's room or in the restroom. The restroom had no lights and the door was hard to open. My father's room was right next to a spare room which I was so scared of (all the ghosts and stuff). I couldn't reach the light there either; the door was also hard to open. This might sound weird, but we used to have ZERO locks on any of our doors back in our old house. The place we stayed was so old and we were only renting it, making the experience much more terrifying for me. Though the door can be opened at any time as they had no locks, I was a kid with no physical strength and willpower to open a door that had just been shut to keep me away. She would also sometimes tie the doorknob from outside to something heavy so even though there are no locks, I can't open the door if I tried to. Fast forward a few years later, I'm STILL afraid of the dark and ghosts. I always make sure I'm not the last to go to the restroom before bed so I won't have to turn off any lights. The dark is where I find both comfort and fear. Every time I'm alone, I need the TV on to distract me despite being on my phone. When I close my eyes in the dark, it's as if someone is staring at me. I'm easily startled and angered. There are limits to everything, it's not quirky to scare someone THAT young. Childhood trauma at its finest yeet

[@lydiaboll2872]

“The dark is where I find both comfort and fear.” Same lol.

[@h3xesandhearts]

5:38 omg I thought it was saying to put the baby in the pan and let it burn 😭

[@MurdocsMinion]

"You don't need food to survive; you don't think they would try to stop you?" Nobody tell Click about the Breatharians.

[@vivalaglavii6736]

the fucking what?

[@LesbianImpact]

Why is Hinduism in there?! Leave my religion alone goddamn

[@idkcasey8983]

r/Insaneparents makes amazing backround noise while your parents yell at you

[@dunno7844]

You are a Chad

[@HeliaAine]

5:05 when i was moving back to my mum from my dad’s, my dad’s wife started throwing out all of my stuff i couldnt take on the plane with me right after they took me to the airport. my sister took it all out of the bin for me and washed and put it away. my dad still doesnt see anything wrong with what she did and calls us disrespectful for calling his wife a bitch

[@weakness.detector]

Happy to see click getting a good sponsor. He deserves that more than many other users, as he is technically a life coach with cursed/furry jokes and ridicule of stupidity.

[@Your_daily_edit]

When I had my kid, the nurses came in to ask if I wanted to get vaccines. I didn’t even let them finish the question. I was right after an angry anti Vaxxer apparently. Poor nurses were expecting a fight from me. My argument was ‘Unless I want go take 4yrs of extra schooling and who knows how long in residency just argue with you, I’m going to take your word for that it’s good’.

[@rocketpsyence]

9:10...The two important things to remember are 1) Treatments for kids, up until you're an older teen or even an adult, are puberty blockers, therapy, and social affirmation. No one's putting 10 year olds on steroids. 2) For kids who know who they are and have serious dysphoria, puberty is the forced and regretted transition.

[@Lionman_2005]

Me: has kids My kid: I’m scared of the monster Me: pretend it’s ur pet, then it’s a lot less scary Honestly that’s what I do and I think it’s a good idea

[@marcusthefurrie7463]

Their probably better than most parents

[@minacarolina7671]

I used to say to my daughter I’m a witch and monsters are scared of those and I’d wave a wand over her bedroom to get rid of the monsters for her.

[@John_Weiss]

@@minacarolina7671 OMG that is so wholesome!

[@missnaomi613]

That is a good idea! Brilliant!

[@raelogan]

I broke two teeth at the start of the pandemic and haven't been able to get to a dentist because I happen to live in a hot spot zone that's VERY conservative (hair place, quite literally: "Oh, I was really sick last week, but I can set you up for a haircut tomorrow if you want."), so I can't trust the locations very well, so the amount of time I have been spending on toothpaste and mouthwash to keep it clean is probably keeping things from getting too bad, but yikes, I can't wait until it's safe to get my teeth taken care of. I'm vaccinated (had no side effects either, so I might be an asymptomatic if I hypothetically caught it), and so is my Mom, but she has some health problems that I'm concerned about letting the virus jump from me to her, so I don't feel comfortable with leaving my mouth open for hours in an area that's full of people who think the vaccine is a job. Oh, but by all means, Karen, it's totally an inconvenience that you gotta wear a piece of cloth on your face.

[@thatguybrody4819]

i mean if you are fully vaccinated, they said you don't have to. then again they can't seem to make up their mind on what the hell to do. seeing as how covid rules seem to change seemingly on a dime and lord and savior fauci committing perjury in court.

[@ecchidragon8038]

@@thatguybrody4819 Do you even know how the scientific method works?

[@thatguybrody4819]

@@ecchidragon8038 yes. please explain how what i said is apparently wrong.

[@ecchidragon8038]

@@thatguybrody4819 Ok... I'll explain how what you said is wrong when you define the scientific method.

[@thatguybrody4819]

@@ecchidragon8038 questions are asked about a subject, you figure out what you think will happen, then you run multiple tests (usually 3) using the same method to see if it is consistent or if it changes. if the outcome is what you did not expect you form hypothesis based on the conclusions and go from there.

[@AtlasAlexS.]

Hey, so I have a question. Is it "insane parenting" when they basically force you to watch horror movies and laugh when you're scared? Because like, I don't know if they actually realize that it's kind of scarring, and I wouldn't wanna ruin anyones day. But I can't really handle noises in darkness or watching horror movies now. Is that trauma or am I just sensitive?

[@SingingSealRiana]

Absolutely insane parenting! Tormenting your Kid IS vile! Very sorry for you!

[@clairebear-96]

I like the concept of a license to have kids but u just know they’d warp it so certain people (lgbt, poc, etc) would be more restricted lmao… maybe there should be more freely available parenting classes or other information? Or even certain classes could be required before leaving the hospital or before adopting a child? Idkk i’m just brainstorming lol

[@Vohasiiv]

I have an extreme fear of needles too, and I also nearly passed out getting the second shot. But I got the vaccine anyways, I'm proud I was brave enough to face my fear of needles. I was able to be brave because I understand how important it is. In the grand scheme of things my fear is insignificant, even if I do pass out.

[@levieves4819]

1y late, but I'm proud of you. I'm also super afraid of needles, the recline the chair down and cover my eyes kind of afraid, and I know how tough it can be. Hopefully any booster you get will be easier and easier. 👍

[@ForgedinPrint]

I love how he described breatharism without saying breatharism. That was perfect.

[@Vahlee-A]

I'm a brand new fan of the Click, and I love these videos so much!

[@DasHeino2010]

One of us!

[@t4t-hantunia]

O N E O F U S :))

[@minaswan4]

Me to bro

[@ghost_of_luna]

Same uvu

[@missnaomi613]

Welcome to this supportive, blursed, fun little bubble of wholesomeness on the internet. 💐

[@willowfive8330]

Ooh boy, another day of making fun of idiotic parents traumatizing their children, and putting their well-being at risk.

[@t4t-hantunia]

ʏᴇs-

[@themerchantinblack6157]

oh look a normie who have only watch msm and think give an experimental injection and forcing kids to wear mask is in science but in reality is political science.

[@Sr_ECO]

@@themerchantinblack6157 enjoy the virus Facebook mom

[@runed0s86]

@@themerchantinblack6157 Covid literally destroys parts of your brain... Oh wait, sorry. I meant to type the word 'destroyed'. The vaccine doesn't destroy parts of your brain.

[@themerchantinblack6157]

@@Sr_ECO enjoy the carbon dioxide from your mask since that is what you breath in. i could bring that video of a teacher who pass out from wearing her mask plus since it a video it won't hurt your mind reading.

[@gg7704]

I like that you are promoting books. I wish more youtubers did this

[@bellablue5285]

This makes my head hurt. I'm glad to see people called out for this kind of crap, still makes my head hurt (and at least it seems the younger generation is aware this is bs, lot of us weren't and thought it was normal while it was happening)

[@agoffgrid640]

yah, you, one topic and jammie have all been amazing at helping me get threw each day and find confidence in who i am as a trans woman. Thank You guys

[@Bzuhl]

The person giving the guidelines to replace the documents brought me to tears, as someone who struggle with admin stuff. (I have a great relationship with my parents but the thoughtfulness of it is so wholesome ;-;)

[@carinag.5374]

Skipping school is really hard when you have a doctor as a mom. As a child I could never make up something to get out of school, when I was like "I have a headache" my mom was like "then take some pain medication". 😅 On the other hand, when I was actually sick my mom actually knew what to do, or went to the doctor with me. So, I got the better end, I guess. 😂

[@shannonmoore9981]

1:57 My dad made an FB post that was basically "so BLESSED to be married to this BEAUTIFUL woman! It feels like I've been wandering my whole life and now I'm home! Happy one year anniversary!" The next week he told me over dinner that "yeah she destroyed my brand new truck bc I work with other women, we're getting divorced."

[@shannonmoore9981]

Update bc this man cant control himself: before the divorce was final, he started seeing a woman who'd just gotten out of prison (drug charges). This woman was still in a relationship with her dealer. Dads wife found out. Dads wife contacted dealer. They teamed up and beat him up in a parking lot

[@1crazysushiluver91]

24:58 I have those! I get small seizures in the blood vessels of my brain. I lost control of my left hand, my lips went numb, I lost vision in my left eye, and had splitting headaches to the point where light felt like needles in my brain. I'm on medication and (knock on wood) I've been free for about 2yrs now

[@br41nl3ss3st]

Every time I see the new intro, it makes me happy. UwU

[@marcusthefurrie7463]

Are you a furrie

[@Bobbingtonn]

UwU

[@br41nl3ss3st]

@@marcusthefurrie7463 nooooo just a person who has a fursona, likes to draw anthropomorphic animal art and would love to dress up in a fursuit

[@br41nl3ss3st]

@@Bobbingtonn *yes, indeed my fellow friend*

[@marcusthefurrie7463]

@@br41nl3ss3st i ask people weird questions mostly because i have nothing better to do

[@matthewhalo1799]

Time again to feel good about myself because I’m not as pathetic as these people Thank you click

[@TheMonkey747]

AntiVax/Antimask- "My body, my choice." Me- "Ok, Cool." *Lights Cigarette* AntiVax/Antimask- "Second Hand Smoke!" *REEEEEEE!!!!* Me- *Puff* "My BoDy, My ChOiCe..." *Puff*

[@peri1213]

8:12 Found Jamie’s channel, then one topics, then Click’s. I’ve binged videos during my mental breakdowns or just rough times. Watching some of the videos has helped me find new perspective, new interests, and even pieces of who I am. I’ll always be grateful for it,😊

[@SharowbladyeGaymerPorate]

Day idk of Cliccy being one of my emotional support KZbinrs. Today was a good day for me but still Click is amazing and I am very grateful he makes awesome vids. Thank you Click and thank you everyone else in the audience. Y’all are epic. You too Jake. You too. Especially you…Jake I wanted to bring some trans masc peeps some euphoria bc I remember seeing a comment about how that was a few trans men’s name. I sure hope I got tye right name.

[@Meow_Tse-Tung]

"I'm pulling my pants up because I'm getting too hot from laughing" please explain sir lol 8:00

[@MarsBars874]

Not enough people are talking about the new intro and that is honestly such a crime

[@scruffmaster0185]

Nyan click in a box?

[@nekobite5268]

Goddamn, we love those insane parents

[@fishboi6051]

Nice pfp

[@nekobite5268]

@@fishboi6051 Ty ^^

[@ghost_of_luna]

I just saw a comment u made-

[@nekobite5268]

​@@ghost_of_luna Wait what lmao-

[@kittybit711]

3:05 on kids being scared more, i watched Brave as a kid and had nightmares about the evil bear for a literal year after. kids are scared more, and for longer

[@KKYSHE-pn3vm]

The click is probably genuinely the nicest person I've seen on the internet. Even tho he might advertise himself as cursed.

[@haybaleanimations2758]

13:03 It's almost like... hear me out.... hurricane season happens around the same time period each year.

[@Real_Battery_Bunny]

Whoa 🤯 Blowing my mind man

[@ItzBIULD]

Whoa

[@bee.2392]

I will say, these videos really help me and I’m sure they help others too. I’m 14, the line between the serious talks and jokes really just- makes me feel so validated yet don’t let me spiral from overthinking. So thank you Click :)

[@emmaowens5127]

So, my mom has always loved watching the ID Channel, which is a bunch of murder mysteries and investigations. When I was little, maybe 4 or 5, she was watching late one night and I begged her to turn it down cause I could hear it all the way from my room bit she didn't listen. I still remember the story of a girl kidnapped/killed at her car late one night outside a mall, it traumatized me then to the point of learning about things like lions scared me. I believe it still impacts my fear and anxieties today, 15 years later. So yes, scaring a little kid or letting them hear/watch scary/gory stuff is so bad and I wish my mom would have listened cause I think I could be less scared of little things and of being kidnapped in situations I'm normally not in. Ps, I guess I learned something today about myself from Click