r/Kamikazebywords | my turn to present in class

[@minaashido518]

Most of these are suicide by words (when you only insult yourself) A kamikaze by words insults you and at least 1 other person

[@ahahhaahhahaahahahahahaquitted]

Yes

[@Joseph_Drew_III]

Came here to say that. Thanks for saving me the effort.

[@sallyparty1978]

Yeah.

[@sallyparty1978]

But sadly putting suicidebywords would make them demonitized so they used kamikaze

[@ElliotsLegoCreations]

Exactly

[@invertedribcage676]

You know what I love about Halloween? I get to dress up as something terrifying, hide in a bush, possibly kidnap someone and not have the police called on me because people might think it's a "practical Halloween joke." 👍👍 I personally think that's better than being emotionally stable.

[@TakumiLucius]

You should spontaneously "adopt" people cats from the neighborhood

[@avidclown]

That's fun.

[@realvinestaff]

👍👍

[@Literallyhim-2]

For Halloween I’m dressing up as myself but having a good time

[@sopcannon]

Texas bushman

[@SuzyDoran]

The rhododendron point though gets me riled because in places like Ireland it’s considered an invasive species because there’s just so much of that one super specific habitat that once rhododendron starts growing it just Does. Not. Stop.

[@Fyreflier]

We (Scottish) gave up on trying to get the rhododendron by our front door out of the ground because we're pretty certain its roots have gotten halfway down the road by now

[@elgrun2913]

Thought I'm a rhododendron for a while, but then I read the growing part. Brb, gotta get this ring to Mordor.

[@tortolgawd4481]

So we can thrive if we're all together?

[@ay-dionne]

I paused to look it up to make sure he was talking about the right plant, because we have three of those in our yard and they literally do not die, ever

[@stefangrobbink7760]

I've travelled trough Germany, and in some region the sides of the road were just full of 4 meter high rhododendron plants, and every garden had massive plants too. They were all in bloom at the time, so that was an amazing sight.

[@bomba76]

Fun fact: as an april fools joke, headd and shoulders did at one point make knees and toes

[@yukitai9063]

For real? All they need now is "Eyes and Ears and Mouth and Nose"

[@n1ch0l4st8]

​@@yukitai9063 no, conjunctivitis and deafness and poison and respiratory problems

[@Luigicat11]

@@yukitai9063 What would that name be on? Mucous membrane relief drops?

[@sallyparty1978]

This is r/ suicide by words but suicide is not good for youtube so they used kamikaze since it also invludes suicide by words too

[@Victini7472]

what would they call it? r/selfunlifedbywords?

[@EmKay]

You get it ;)

[@midnight4685]

@@EmKay thing is, there's a different subreddit for kamikazebywords where it involves roasting yourself and the other person, like the post about taking the trash out which roasted both of them. Algorithm is a cruel mistress though, so I get the change Also, love the content, keep it up!

[@GregorianMG]

r/selfouchiebywords

[@mmems30]

r/commitdiebywords

[@mcdonnell-douglasdc-1056]

I remembered Jack getting heated on the rhododendron in that one r/natureisf*ckinglit video, mispronouncing it several times over.

[@MinorLG]

I once had to write a college paper, using a very specific resource, which didn't have any academic articles relating to the topic. I wrote a five-page paper on how I could not write the paper

[@Mischief_Manager93]

When I was asked about my sexual history last time I went to the doctor I said "well, it's less history and more mythology"

[@SciFoxSolum]

0:13 Sunflower. It absorbs radiation just like I absorb anger and madness.

[@AJAXHYPER]

That Richard guy at 3:07 is the definition of playing the long game.

[@dashingclasher]

BABE EMKAY JUST UPLOADED SIT TIGHT AND I'LL JOIN YOU AFTER TAKING MY SCHIZ PILLS

[@theunknownwanderingwonder]

Nah bro you join me now

[@Ky8_]

Please, don't take it I'm gonna dissapea...

[@omahabrowneyes]

Do I need schizophrenia pills or did this thing have 2 replies before I just replied

[@TheOne_6]

(emkay video disappears)

[@American-cb7hz]

“your rap name is "young" + something you always carry around with you, no matter where you go” Ayo it me young anxiety✌️😎✌️

[@matthieudeloget8998]

Y'all, Young books came in

[@diegohiramguidogarcia6003]

hey yo young depression Is on the house

[@AzaloonyToons]

⁠what up, it’s Young Dissappointment

[@TheOne_6]

No way, it's me, Young Existential Crisis

[@gen1945]

sup, young gender dysphoria

[@TheLonelyBrit]

Gotta love this subreddit. Exactly my kinda humour.

[@Blue-ql4gs]

7:39 omg never thought I'd anything so relatable but yeah my brain is very confused and that's why I stopped using it

[@cthulhuwizard]

1:30 I noticed it says "Twitter for iCamel". I want to know where he went to get a touchscreen camel.

[@nickkohlmann]

Holy shit every second is a banger and this is exactly the kind of humour I approach dark times with, so the past 4 years :D Also, I want to give everyone in this a group hug.

[@PixalonGC]

i love this sub because i see myself in every post

[@Chill20123]

0:03 (thats me in the corner song comes on*)

[@goldberg91]

0:19 some really bad plant like gympie gympie, the giant hogweed or the manshineel tree, or something like that

[@hero_bs__ig]

3:20 damnnnn that came from a mile away

[@glitchydemonfairy3171]

Finally! You brought this subreddit back!! I missed it so much!

[@z.b.oakley8467]

0:28 I'd say that this is awesome, but I'm usually the fifth guy in the friend group... If I'm in the friend group.

[@rainbow_vader]

"your rapper name is young + something you always carry with you everywhere" Me: Young Crippling Depression

[@PixalonGC]

me: young braincell

[@JPexo]

Just got out of class and saw this. My day instantly got better.

[@DaBomb3rd]

1:07 Head and Shoulders, if you don’t, I will, lol.

[@BuhByeee-p5h]

Head and shoulders - shampoo Knees and toes - body wash Eyes and ears - eyedrops Mouth and noes - toothpaste

[@minaashido518]

Noes

[@diegovicente8756]

5:17 okay, that for some reason made serious emotional damage even on me

[@realgod1002]

NOW THAT is my Reddit... the Kamikaze by words thing is me on a daily basis

[@Absbor]

7:40 I mistook my heart pain as "I'm feeling romantic love". The hospital staff looked weird at me

[@TroubleDoesYT]

7:52 as an autistic bisexual at an all boys school i really feel this

[@Adam-xf6sq]

7:41 Gemma who are you and what are you doing with my brain??

[@PinnePon]

4:43 well it's going to be hard to not interact since solitude is one of the biggest cities in skyrim

[@MoodyMooMoo]

Self deprecating humour is my favourite but I’m aware that it can make some people pretty uncomfortable. Especially friends... Don’t worry though, I don’t care because I’m a piece of shit.... And I have no friends.☺️

[@profane1366]

4:26 : noticed how his right arm was twice as thick as his left arm?

[@aidangreene2610]

Spirit animal: probably a cat when it's sunny and warm out. Spirit plant: a twig.

[@theblockydragon9708]

Idea. Comment the first letter of your phone number unless someone already said a number, if that number matches, add the next number to your phone number. Repeat but only do it once per person. Eventually, we will be able to call the last person.

[@raccoonmushroomed8278]

For Halloween this year I’m gonna be naked, I’ll just tell them I’m a Florida man.

[@UnnamedUnkown]

Choir : *Spotlight on a trash can caption this*

[@derangedamerican294]

2:44 my favorite one

[@bethanyboarder7751]

1:08 I was thinking it too!!! im sure we were all thinking it, and this guy over here finally said it!!! encore 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@starcatzz5]

2:15 Young Bag with 2 books,2 ribbons, and a unessasery amount of tissue paper

[@crowofjudgement8810]

0:24 actually rhododendrons grow vert easily and can spread in so many ways that they can become invasive, in Scotland where I'm from they are taking over and drowning out native plants

[@lilithli2690]

Hey, Will you guys make more of this? I love this subreddit! XD

[@jess5166]

7:55 hits WAY to close to home hehe😆😁😄🥲😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@BGDMusic]

ok, y=mx+b is roughly where math stops being useful but y=mx+b is still useful and practical you may not use the specific formula directly but it has real and practical uses

[@Pbayisthegoat]

I love emkay vids

[@jenkathefridge3933]

2:25 full song when?

[@Baby_Bebbi_The_Fur]

You and Robin are my fav narrators 😂

[@LILITH.x.]

in pe class today, i got hit in the face, not one, not two, but three times. pe is not my strong suit ig

[@A_Stigly_Person]

Damn

[@tatesmith9085]

Now I'm wondering how many people even got the reference from Chase 21. I knew it immediately and I appreciated that

[@mrfrogkingg]

4:45 buddy, that's the dream. I can only do that for 5 months tho, actually. I have school, and a future I wanna live, and a friend I'm gonna get to meet in a few years.

[@Josh_isDonaldDuck]

“You’re my world” Yeah I’m the one from Wall-E.

[@Donald38]

2:51 Jon Bois, i am not worthy of your epic sports documentaries.

[@annoyingdanz]

2:15 my new name is young pain

[@Tenma_Gold]

That one i find funny : "Are you oke?" NO i suck at a game i play 8 hours a day!" XD nice

[@zeecaptain42]

Hitting on the lower ranked man underkining the patriarchal system is literally how the original I Spit on your Grave starts and that's why it's terrifying

[@caitlinabbott7895]

Jack singing bits 0:00 2:24 3:28 3:52 3:55

[@islipped8669]

I have been waiting for another one of kamikazebywords

[@glitchtube3363]

when your friends with a famous streamer and they announces when you join the game they are streaming: 0:00

[@SomeBloodyShortGuy]

Hello founding fathers of Emkay

[@kaxi3d]

real!

[@ahahhaahhahaahahahahahaquitted]

Hello

[@legoben98productions]

11:45 of course Conan is in the video!

[@timerchannelofficial]

props to editors + lexi for making another sing song thing it was beautiful

[@Just_A_Skrungly_Animator]

Emkay is best meme channel 👇

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

4:46 YES PLEASE, GIVE ME 5 YEARS

[@arandomperson.]

Me to, except for the rest of my life.

[@SiebayRoo]

Finally a video that speaks to me

[@urlocaldepressedtran]

why is jack actually good at voice acting-

[@mothman1307]

really funny vid was crying earlier but it's getting better... I want ice cream

[@sowrdlord]

That trash can is giving me black ops 2 vibes.

[@jaxwithfunfacts8731]

It's me, young smashed plastic pickle, but you can call me A Mess

[@JaredtheRabbit]

Wow, you know KZbin is strict when the name of one form of punctuation has to be censored.

[@nick72486]

I like how video ends so unexpectedly

[@ajaxgamr4458]

Bro your notification got in my way. Oh it’s emkay.

[@Awwi2]

"It uses the first and last letter of Nintendo" My dumbass: "Nord VPN?"

[@monkslugcat]

7:57 You are absolutely correct I am current having said problem

[@Nhahuhsbbjf]

Once was writing a paper about European colonization and how it affected Nigeria, and when talking about the bad results of it I said "the Nigerians were not super stoked about the colonization"

[@CanyonALynn]

Jack finally able to say rhododendron without having a stroke... so proud of him! 🥲😆

[@aylaelizabeth4972]

Me : eating ice cream and BBQ chips at the same time*

[@aylaelizabeth4972]

I need help

[@tomstevens5018]

2:48 hey he forgot the name of the medical journal hes getting it

[@michikatsutsugikuni5943]

[shoutout?] 3:11 joke: richard: your mom is so lazy [9 years later] richard: she took 9 years to finish the joke dwegoon: my mom finished the joke in 9 months me: *shaking urn* MOM WAKE UP- WE NEED LAUNDRY DONE AGAIN! T-T

[@dadoctah]

Not only does Head and Shoulders not have a body wash called Knees and Toes, the shoe company Cole Haan doesn't have an outlet branch called Warm Heart.

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

"you look as attractive as my mental health, and i have ptsd"

[@KJBCat]

I would sign up for more than 500 months to live in solitude and not see another living being

[@paperstrawsYT]

me when the:

[@SmokysAlwaysAwake]

when the:

[@ahahhaahhahaahahahahahaquitted]

So true

[@worried-soup7154]

when the:

[@TheOne_6]

me the when the:

[@Crazy_Sarah98]

4:40 2 but I’m leaving very strict instructions on how to take care of my pets while I’m gone

[@HyrannoCraft]

4:46 - I'd sign up for 2 years (aka 24 months) meaning I'd get 12,000,000

[@JosieAndTheFurbs]

Still making the novel I talked about 2 videos ago, and I'm probably gonna keep mentioning it (sorry of 'no one asked') and I restarted the entire thing but...just as much of a mood.

[@crazybird199]

Ooo, self burns, those are... apparently quite common.

[@AnonyBoiii]

4:45 *U N L I M I T E D M O N E Y*

[@Jhood05SCP]

Me: *Doesn't know how to use semi-colons* Also me: WAIT NONONONO-

[@huseyinsoldaccount.865]

second one was so good lmao

[@thefelon8027]

6:47 I'll speak to you eventually

[@KLEEEEE_]

Its been a year…

[@thefelon8027]

give it another year @@KLEEEEE_

[@zvisger]

I couldn't find the joke about morning wood in there EmKay. Lol, I respect the abandoned idea but maybe Im just not smart enough to find it.

[@whisper3856]

Took me a second to realize what subreddit this is.

[@calle12341]

🎉Emkay has uploaded, a gift from the gods🎉

[@squarebodycasewademckenney6190]

4:43 exactly... I pretty much already do this wtf.... "You guys are getting paid"

[@Moonwalker2923]

6:07 Don’t worry, I had the same exact thought.

[@songohan3321]

Don't know why this subreddit isn't covered more often.

[@Deedoo_r]

I finished the video in record time. time to have the aforementioned good lasagna

[@KZG.Silent_Scribe]

2:14 Young UV Flashlight.... I be the rapper to bring light to them Slim Shady stains hidden to the Naked Birds Eye. _Voila_ Mfer Jesus Christ, take me now 🤣🤣😅😅

[@lunarstasis]

early!! i love emkay they all make me so happy they helped me through a lot, no words can even begin to describe how grateful i am for them :)) thank you, emkay team, pls keep this up

[@Peashooter_theplant]

Me when, me when I have dementia. Me when, I have dementia. Me when-