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Narrator ► / @jaymick

[@agent_w.]

“parents against vaccination” the parents: MY CHILD CANT BE AUTISTIC IF THEY’RE DEAD

[@Telegonos_]

Yes

[@starREI_jumii]

Yes

[@quartexgames9834]

Yes

[@Telegonos_]

@William Pimenta Y E S

[@solidgluten7333]

Myes

[@cautiouslyrae]

Meanwhile my 2 year old runs up to me screaming “BËÃŃ”.

[@solaridastoobid]

Phaseolus Vulgaris (Common Bean)

[@JotaroKujo-sx9hi]

Phaseolus vulgaris, also known as the common bean[2] and French bean,[3] is a herbaceous annual plant grown worldwide for its edible dry seeds or unripe fruit (both commonly called beans). The main categories of common beans, on the basis of use, are dry beans (seeds harvested at complete maturity), snap beans (tender pods with reduced fibre harvested before the seed development phase) and shell (shelled) beans (seeds harvested at physiological maturity). Its leaf is also occasionally used as a vegetable and the straw as fodder. Its botanical classification, along with other Phaseolus species, is as a member of the legume family Fabaceae. Like most members of this family, common beans acquire the nitrogen they require through an association with rhizobia, which are nitrogen-fixing bacteria. The common bean is a highly variable species that has a long history of cultivation. All wild members of the species have a climbing habit,[4][5] but many cultivars are classified either as bush beans or dwarf beans, or as pole beans or climbing beans, depending on their style of growth. These include the kidney bean, the navy bean, the pinto bean, and the wax bean.[6] The other major types of commercially grown bean are the runner bean (Phaseolus coccineus) and the broad bean (Vicia faba). Beans are grown on every continent except Antarctica. Worldwide, 27 million tonnes of dried beans and 24 million tonnes of green beans were grown in 2016.[7] In 2016, Myanmar was the largest producer of dried beans, while China produced 79% of the world total of green beans. The wild P. vulgaris is native to the Americas. It was originally believed that it had been domesticated separately in Mesoamerica and in the southern Andes region, giving the domesticated bean two gene pools.[8] However, recent genetic analyses show that it was actually domesticated in Mesoamerica first, and traveled south, probably along with squash and maize (corn). The three Mesoamerican crops constitute the "Three Sisters" central to indigenous North American agriculture.[9]

[@thecanadianpotato6384]

"Bean" is still smarter than an anti-vax kid.

[@literallytrash1869]

@@thecanadianpotato6384 hey stop that's not funny. The kids of anti-vaxxers are not to be blamed for their parent's actions. And they are not less intelligent because of their parents. I'm the child of anti-vaxxers and I got vaccinated when I turned 18 because I believe in vaccines.

[@tomasblazek6687]

You raised tím well

[@_spooky.one_933]

Remember everyone, the story is not complete if everyone *doesn't* clap

[@radenprasetyo8234]

Clap clap clap*

[@Telegonos_]

Yes

[@NicheNobody]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@corvanj8766]

Oh man then what happened when people clapped at me?!

[@DD-tk2rv]

Just like when I told the president to shut up when they had said *(Something that goes against my political/moral ideals)* Then he said I'm sorry and gave me a key to Fort Knox and then everyone clapped and laughed. 😎😎

[@singularit_y]

My 4 month old cousin once said: “people who use fake children quotes are the true idiots of the world and deserve to not pass on their genetics”. So proud of him!

[@FiatUno2003]

And then everybody clapped

[@minaashido518]

@@FiatUno2003 lawyer

[@harrisonsteward6058]

I absolutely love she said "RISK of homosexuality" like it was dangerous.

[@backyardshenanagins1720]

I wonder how she handled the news.

[@Blavin]

“Oh, I’m gay now”

[@lordkaijux5262]

@@Blavin "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual."

[@excuseyou7198]

@@lordkaijux5262 “I’m sorry to inform you, but your child has since been diagnosed with homosexuality”

[@grate9]

@@lordkaijux5262 "How can you tell?"

[@jeanstarnes4551]

When mothers claim that their children are smarter than them, the children truly are smarter than them. Just not in the way they think they are

[@JamesThomas-cm2xq]

Yup

[@lebensmann6528]

@@JamesThomas-cm2xq GOOD profile pic

[@thatonegaminglatias4345]

Gottem.

[@thatonegaminglatias4345]

@@lebensmann6528 I agree fully.

[@demetriuskafkoulas5005]

How these people depict their 2 year olds: *A literate genius that's able to argue with grown adults* 2 year olds in reality: Dang this camera looks delicious

[@piperforeman5282]

you can't forget about how tasty grass looked as a kid

[@no.2MCRfan]

2 year old me: could actually talk, but was still a dumbass that would eat fucking dogfood if i came near it

[@Deadass271]

@@piperforeman5282 heroes of Olympus?

[@pillow1557]

ah yes they are too smart to not eat anything they see

[@DD-tk2rv]

@@no.2MCRfan Dog food hit different

[@charax-1]

r/thathappend: *starts talking* Clapping: I don't know why I'm here I don't know where I am all I know is that I must clap!

[@TheHotBlade]

[ C l a p s . ]

[@mani-qj3np]

Are you the new Justin Y.?

[@TheCoolerReaper]

@@mani-qj3np I believe they are

[@suddenchanges4392]

Some facts about chocolate : The chocolates that you eat problably come from child labor Have fun with that Chara

[@Bean-kh9cu]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@iunnosoiputthis]

This subreddit in a Nutshell: **You do something stupid and unrealistic** **Everyone Claps**

[@Telegonos_]

Yes

[@ඞඞ_3]

*loud obnoxious overlapping claps*

[@mfirdanhb]

*Applause.mp3

[@barns612]

this, this comment right here

[@pixxL_]

I was playing minecraf one day and then I pray to jesus then found a diamond tree!! It has 128 pieces of diamond (2 stacks), diamond apple, and diamond tree sapling! I decided to craft armor and diamond items like swords and all that. I dug straight down and fell into the stronghold (portal room to the end) and all the eyes of ender were already placed!! I jumped in and beat the dragon in 10 seconds. Then my whole family came in and everybody clapped! A Random Fact: There IS actually a chance for the portal room to already have all the eyes of ender. But it's really low, anyway. Not sure if it was removed or if my memory is broken

[@wheelerdealer8337]

“Death is a preferable alternative to autism”-Karen(probably)

[@thepositivegay8393]

HOLY BALLS BIG BRAIN IDEA

[@thepositivegay8393]

WHAT IF, Y’KNOW THE TEST THE DOC DOES ON THE KID AFTER THEIR BORN?!?

[@thepositivegay8393]

WHAT IF THE PARENTS HAVE TO TAKE A TEST TOO TO PROVE THEIR FIT FOR PARENTING

[@thepositivegay8393]

LIKE: 1. Are you planning to put [child’s legal first and last name] Under adoption? (Yes) (No) 2. Will your child be receiving its annual vaccinations and/or other shots? (Yes) (No) 3. What is your monthly income? [Insert answer here] 4. Please fill out your mental history and/or time you have spent in jail and what for. [insert answer here] 5. It is required by law to ensure a safe and loving environment for your child. If there is ever a time where the child OR you should ever get into a financially unstable place, call this number: [you thought I was gonna give you my num] please save it into your phone immediately. Turn this assessment into the front office and wait 1 hour to get your results. Thank you.

[@thepositivegay8393]

@Nobody if the parent knows their being monitored, they act nicer. Trust me, I know this because my dad is abusive and I, a 11 year old female, know when, how, and why (some of the time), he beats me. Yes, I have a mom. Yes, she has tried to stop him. No, she hasn’t succeeded.

[@Stupaipai]

I told my mother that my frog died. And then everyone clapped.

[@Telegonos_]

Yes

[@quartexgames9834]

You mean the mother or the frog?

[@GorgeousHotRat]

@@quartexgames9834 the frog obv

[@BurtCocane]

another fallen brother

[@quartexgames9834]

@@GorgeousHotRat i meant who they've clapped

[@WolfBlackNinja]

The reason people say, “happy holidays,” is to respect other individuals’ religions and not just... promote the Christmas holiday, completely ignoring the fact that other celebrations exist...

[@badtimebree]

Thanks, I was actually wondering why people take the saying so seriously. I honestly like happy holidays better- I say it more than Merry Christmas, usually around my family.

[@BenjaminKaiMaxwell]

but "happy holidays" sounds more like they they are ignoring other celebrations I get what you mean though

[@WolfBlackNinja]

@@BenjaminKaiMaxwell it’s a lot faster and convenient as a greeting to say, “happy holidays,” than to say “happy (insert string of holidays here)” if you don’t know what people celebrate, but yeah.

[@decepticusprevails]

I could believe the christmas one in the liquor store and the Walmart one, tbh

[@WolfBlackNinja]

My original comment was mainly aimed at the whole month of December or so. Not particularly a given holiday. I mean, if you want to wish someone a Merry Christmas, then you could, it’s your decision and your life. I was simply defending the phrase, “happy holidays,” and trying to explain how it’s not at all erasing the idea of Christmas-just a statement that’s a little more considerate.

[@comiccat4650]

"I'm a total asshole to random people on the streets and everyone clapped"

[@hailpickens2454]

Hmm smells like *SOCIETY*

[@ghostiebee7434]

Smells like *truth*

[@nukecream200]

Smells like the corpse in my basement is *ROTTING*

[@sassyviking6003]

"One of these replies is not like the others. One of these replies does not belong."

[@Senpoo01]

@@sassyviking6003 I think it is the first one

[@Kae_Dyn]

You deserve clapping, not these people.

[@Metahydrix]

@Operative Oof man why did you have to do that

[@diegoscoffeemug]

@Operative Oof s h

[@diegoscoffeemug]

@Operative Oof im hoping for cheeks

[@Cinder-kun]

@Operative Oof why not both

[@no.2MCRfan]

And then everyone clapped

[@raey4389]

Petition for Jack to say "my name's Jack, your favorite snack" in the beginning of the video

[@ravenvx6357]

My signature: ?!Arman¡¿

[@diegoscoffeemug]

Mine as well: * B u b b l e s *

[@Ultemmie]

Mine: this, is requiem Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA- Me: WHA-

[@chaseberry3371]

My signature:chase berry

[@satanic_priestess]

my signature: aelixir.98

[@ramengod7514]

Th single dislike is from that one anivaxx mom who thinks her 2 yr child can even say “government” let alone understand survival of the fittest then put them together in a comprehension sentence

[@adrianrulloda6167]

@Nobody damn dude

[@bryannicholls200]

Her 2 year old- Einsteins theory of relativity really did resonates with me and helped so much with my dissertation My 2 year old- that mud sure looks tasty, let me eat it

[@veljkodjokic9310]

If she give him back xbox,he will respawn his grandma.

[@meganbenson1478]

Lol just press A to respawn

[@nelsonaviles70]

Mom its not working

[@veljkodjokic9310]

@@nelsonaviles70 Son,its not breathing Restart it.

[@nelsonaviles70]

@@veljkodjokic9310 it's like 3 am man

[@emerald773sstudio2]

I question what would happen if they just did a Fanart episode by reviewing the r/EmKay subreddit.

[@Telegonos_]

Yes

[@robit8174]

They have I think

[@Shiloh_has_a_bird]

Two year olds in this sub: *genuine conversations and stupid world views their parents force on them* Me when I was two and didn’t get to eat a full stick of butter: AHHHHHHHHHHHH-

[@ryder2156]

As soon as someone says “and they clapped” or “and they cheered” we all know it’s completely fake

[@animeperson9517]

What if they say both? Do the double negatives cancel each other out?

[@floopismcfloorpus4396]

Soccer moms lying on Facebook be like: *”And then my 17 day old son proceeded to read aloud the entirety of Shakespeare’s Hamlet as a retort.”*

[@journeywaitz5826]

yes so right

[@TheEngieTF2]

r/thathappened is basically saying that you said to the barber that you didn't like the haircut

[@eight.3069]

but we all know nobody says that

[@The__Interloper]

@@eight.3069 that's the joke

[@robit8174]

@@The__Interloper he can’t take jokes, look at the username dude “Fnaf and RBLX”

[@The__Interloper]

@@robit8174 true

[@f.b.i.6015]

WE got them.

[@liaydrk2980]

Oh

[@aguywithafish]

G o t 'e m

[@emerald773sstudio2]

Good job!

[@hooliganfanatic7241]

sayouz nerushimy respublik svobodnyhk

[@Mai-cc5wf]

eyyy

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

Seal

[@peterquincomics4712]

you were first congrats

[@naegabyeonhae8751]

noice

[@justsomeguywithashield9678]

Seal

[@AceTechn0]

Good job u were first

[@razerdrip4636]

That’s interesting seeaalls *thinking intensely*

[@nanamitatamaki950]

"Ahhhh!!!! My brain's burned from reading this" and everyone clapped

[@ryanpassmore5434]

“Sword fighting with my boys in the bathroom” I’m dead

[@Hualianslovechild]

MY THREE YEARS OLD COUSIN CAN'T EVEN SAY "I wanna go to the beach" WITHOUT STUTTERING, HOW THE HELL DID THAT TWO YEARS OLD-

[@0quamarin3]

"Mom took my xbox so i told her that grandma died " What the hell was he trying to aheive with that

[@hueblitzz]

when i was reading the start off this i read it "my mum took away my ps4 so i punched a hole through my bedroom wall" i really need to stop listening to wilbur soots music

[@tealwashablemarker8886]

@@hueblitzz you need to do the opposite LIFE’S NOT WHAT I THOUGHT IT’D BEEN

[@Dumbloser-lf2bv]

Everyone else is commenting about the actual video and I’m just here like: they got the King Dice theme from cuphead as their intro👁👄👁 Like brah why don’t any of y’all ever talk about it anymore??

[@shronkler1994]

everyone has , they've talked about it for a while actually, it just died out

[@Dumbloser-lf2bv]

@@shronkler1994 yea I guess- And holy crap Undyne Our Lesbian queen

[@Telegonos_]

Yes

[@elliecee9744]

GAY FROG IS POG

[@abhijaik70]

But still you are in fact commenting about the video

[@Boat_Sponge]

2:25 No wonder her son spoke at 2, he had to rush to learn that before dying at 5

[@andrewcullen2527]

10:20 Gotta love how the person not only made up a story but had to use a Chinese knock off switch as well, might be satire but funny

[@sharingheart13]

I've had 3 nieces and a nephew (my DNA is too cursed to have kids of my own), so, in my own experience, 2 and 3-year-olds can actually say surprisingly eloquent things from time to time.

[@TheHotBlade]

Me: [Reads r/thathappened posts.] My brain: What if all of these incidents actually occurred in parallel universes?

[@egdog5169]

:0

[@mrantler2310]

There is a possibility

[@silk1440]

my brain: what if someone told a true story and it got posted on thathappened

[@alfieb8851]

1:15 - I'm an Autistic person and these "reasons" really get on my nerves. Despite what the woman's son "said" I just hope that in the future anti-vaxxers don't exist!

[@christinavlogs2259]

I don’t have a spleen and my stomach is on the wrong side. Not to mention that I have an extra chromosome. But antivaxxers don’t bother me because they give me something to make fun of.

[@oofteff823]

Maybe all the anti-vaxxers can go away by AX-ident

[@Abstract_zx]

10:52 the funny thing is things like this only actually happen to new players at anything, for example, when you try VR for the first time on maybe a 1 hour session, when you take the headset off your brain is sora weirded out and it sorta fucks with your perception a bit, but after about 4 or 5 sessions the effect slowly stops happening

[@youmysoncuz]

I once walked into a target naked, and the cashier asked me to put clothes on. I said, "THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY!" and the entire target erupted into applause.

[@Leifdoe]

1:17 "increase the risk of homosexuality" LMAOOO

[@thomaswest9656]

4:00 and then they actually call the cops and he goes to jail

[@justadisingenuousdensemf8384]

"Relationships aren't a gacha game, it's not like Pokémon!" *gets a Pokémon ad*

[@mr.scarlo2234]

Day 208 of asking for “Hi, my name’s Jack. I’m asking for some feedback.”

[@awesomestyles]

I support this.

[@Telegonos_]

Yes

[@Petar901]

Why so long.

[@vaeirian]

yse

[@koalaray_sketches]

Hi, my name is not Jack, but I love the fact that you’re keeping track.

[@Mr.Comedian42069]

1:42 yup this is super real, my not even 1 year old brother just read an article about the treaty of Versailles and then they clapped

[@whyers4782]

Plot twist: R/thathappened is full of unproud parents, they lie online to make them feel better about their children xD

[@reyesle6709]

That’s pretty much r/thathappened in a nutshell

[@satoru-gojo26]

*"And a flying spaghetti monster"* I died at that his reactions are so relatable bruh😂

[@kolajeeel2932]

_anyone had constant..._ *"mom took away my PS4 so I punched a hole through my bedroom door"* hello DSMP community ✌️👁️⭕👁️Pog

[@feyytime5571]

I saw your profile pic and was like: ah there are my guys

[@pillow1557]

👏👏 Bravo

[@miuiswaifu]

pog

[@zekihvh]

The thing about lucid dreaming and listening to class at the same time is possible, I used to lay my head down on the desk and just keep myself conscious so I could listen to what the teacher was saying, after some minutes doing it I always started lucid dreaming about being in class listening to the teacher, it helped me with my insomnia those days. Just bear in mind that this won't keep you from completely losing track of what the teacher was saying as many times I just got sidetracked and went to do random things on the dream because I forgot I had to listen to class.

[@seaherne]

I looked away during the "Parents Against Vaccination" reading and got very confused for a second on how vaccines cause hummus 😂

[@decepticusprevails]

[monotone] oh no. not hummus. aaah.

[@sirpretzels598]

Jack: You Successfully Procrastinated in an entertaining way! Me with 6 Missing Assignments: HOW TF DID YOU KNOW?!?!

[@fatboysgarage7984]

I showed this video to my kid and he said, "Daddy, why do they feel the need to make up delusional narratives for online clout? It only makes them look ignorant." I've never been more proud of my -2 year old.

[@animeperson9517]

And then the entire store clapped and some one even cheerd!

[@fatboysgarage7984]

@@animeperson9517 Not to mention, that rude Karen harassing the manager got banned.

[@ProfessionalPacifist]

-2? so he was still in your balls?

[@waitwhat238]

My 3 day old dog asked me, "Why do people hate gay people? Just let people love!" I've never high-fived a puppy before, but I did there

[@mateeeeeo]

Tooru Oikawa's favorite food is milk bread

[@TuffMelon]

I just realised that r/thathappened is basically just the winning conversations we all have in the shower hours later, except these people have so much of an ego they couldn't just let them be imagined.

[@cringegod]

Oh my god you are so right

[@t.b.5115]

"Increased risk of homosexuality" WTF?

[@tobyandahalf]

Karen: **tells dumb fake story** Clapping: *It's showtime*

[@guycalledcookie]

Hello humans, I have arrived early for once.

[@Telegonos_]

Yes

[@DiversionDude]

And then everyone hit the like button

[@Anonymous-bc6lk]

Yes

[@scp-049]

cookie

[@TETRISHUMANREBIRTH]

Congrats *takes a bite*

[@mapleleaf8413]

as soon as i read 'increase risk of homosexuality' i paused, went to drink water, came back, and decided to type this: homosexuality is a CHOICE, people! - vaccinated straight guy

[@awesomestyles]

Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 133 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia Anyone: -r/ihadastroke -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks -r/HolUp And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D

[@Skybound.]

You are a literal god

[@Telegonos_]

Yes

[@forgottolive]

Ye

[@peepo6034]

Yes

[@lozireen]

Thank you

[@BatBeardGames]

My 1 day old Zygote supports my life's choices I've never been so proud.

[@atomf9143]

I’m in school right now. Not online school.

[@egdog5169]

Already? Mine starts at 10:00

[@spidertransrightsarehumanr5433]

@@egdog5169 mine starts at 7:00 am wdym

[@thewholecircus]

I did my schoolwork instead of watching emkay. Been taking naps that take exactly 30 mins. 👏More productive than ever👏

[@animeperson9517]

Did your parents clap and cheer?

[@jonah.burgermeister]

Heyyyyy how you guys doing? Im doing pretty good! Hope you all are having a good day

[@bearrett_8783]

Duck

[@aguywithafish]

Duck

[@Nobody-rg1pn]

Duck

[@sturestabo7783]

Duck

[@lozireen]

Quack

[@thejohnhopkinscompany9599]

I actually have a story where a bunch of strangers clapped at the end and I can never tell it because no one is ever going to believe me.

[@thejohnhopkinscompany9599]

​@Jay Harv28 Eh, why not. I was like seven or so, and I was walking home from a meal out with my family through this big village square with a bunch of patio restaurants on every side, with big crowds of people milling about. There was this really loud pop music playing, I don't remember what exactly, but I started dancing to it. It was your typical excited seven year old's chaotic attempt at break dancing, but some partially drunk guy started clapping and cheering for me, and then his friends joined in, and a few others, and in the end it was like twenty or so people clapping, maybe a couple more. I barely noticed it was happening and was really confused but my parents thought it was hilarious.

[@rQcc00n]

“YEAH YEAH PUNCH HIM AGAIN THAT WAS FUNNY!!!”

[@PhantomReeper]

“And then they all clapped” -everyone

[@egdog5169]

11:48 who tf would steal a *wheelbarrow* they're like $10

[@tolis19]

To be fair aome ppl are asshole just for the sake of being an asshole

[@lilicrozma]

"Relationships are not a gacha game, your not supposed to get as many as you can. It's not pokémon" A GIRLFRIEND Gotta flirt with 'em all

[@Huntedj20]

the truth is that your not watching this on full screen and Are scrolling through the comments...

[@jellyarizomaramger1433]

Shit he knows

[@iunnosoiputthis]

Quit being right

[@omnissiahGaspar]

Jokes on you, I'm on pc & when on the comments, I can't see the video at all!

[@spyguyjb1]

Do more r/trippingthroughtime, that video had me laughing the most out of all of your I've seen

[@uvbq]

I would like to say Bonjour to fellow emkay subscribers

[@PRFSSRCHS]

Bonjour crewmate

[@altoidsours]

Saying "happy holidays" is my favorite thing to say to people at work. The normal people will be happy or neutral, and it pisses off some assholes.

[@lesbian2204]

hey peeps, hope y’all are doing well

[@aguywithafish]

You too :D

[@bearrett_8783]

Yes

[@lozireen]

Yeah, I'm fine!

[@enzyme3758]

you too 🥯

[@jellyarizomaramger1433]

You know yeah i am

[@davygravy1]

Bruh these people really out here thinking they rolled a d20 on a skill check

[@phoenixhodgson2507]

Get your early tickets here want one?

[@Thwoc]

Me

[@egdog5169]

I would like one please

[@iamgoose4417]

i have got one ticket

[@robit8174]

Apparently 3 hrs later I’m early pog

[@JSSStudios]

EmKay, rap music and Urban Dictionary all have one thing in common: They were cool until they started talking about sex

[@Mortomi]

Right under this is just the thumbnail with the egg being crushed and I can’t take anything seriously.

[@ingenide]

1:32 bet he never made it past 3.

[@Tilburyy]

Hello everybody 👋

[@anndz4295]

Hello!

[@enzyme3758]

hii

[@zenhyismcdade3275]

Hoi hoi

[@evagarcia865]

Babies and toddlers on the stories of this subreddit would fall over when walking because their brain is too big

[@bullexizteguh3001]

I will comment first then i will watxh this amazing video

[@GooberWorldyt]

an apple a day keeps the doctor away unless your unvaccinated and had a stroke trying to eat an apple

[@chimpmcmonkeyman551]

The people on the post do have an iq of 3 digits In the negatives

[@32233]

Wait how'd that be like? Like you fail so miserably that you actually pass?

[@theeggo3339]

0:44 DID HE JUST FRICKIN' SAY HABA *_RENO_* ?

[@joshuaareta2001]

hi

[@Random-wv2mq]

Hello

[@justsomeguywithashield9678]

Hello

[@emmmbugg4824]

Ello

[@DamonFyrian]

About the Volkswagen thing: My grandpa actually DID lift a Volkswagen with a bunch of his friends in high school, but he didn't steal it. He stuck it in an alley between two buildings and the car was stuck there for a while.

[@steelangel7845]

i clicked on this so fast

[@koalaray_sketches]

These 2 year olds speaking full sentences, meanwhile 2 year old Ray was grabbing a handful of thorns because I was curious.

[@egdog5169]

I ate dog food at 2

[@decepticusprevails]

well, now you know thorns hurt? Yay for learning? :) [this is a joke and not meant to offend]

[@koalaray_sketches]

@@decepticusprevails the fact that you had to be so careful making a joke just shows how dangerous the comment section can be lol

[@willtogs]

damn im early

[@benny._.baby.]

The children on this subreddit: *Mother? I would like to inform you in this very moment that someone is being dumb.*

[@mooshroomer]

Can you please delete this and say “habanero” correctly

[@egdog5169]

Habanrererero

[@Telegonos_]

Yes

[@turtlesgoboom3744]

when the part when he narrates dingleberry it sounds like he's the VA for the clone troopers in SWTCW

[@Abstract_zx]

13:09 as someone who works at walmart i think the more reasonable scenario is child: "mommy, look at this cute jacket, can i please get it for winter" mother: "no" child: *starts kicking and screaming as loudly as she can*

[@swarajshewale287]

if you notice emkay's intro tune lines up perfectly with the typed headline

[@gh0styfr13nd]

Thank you Jack for giving us this video :)

[@Ragehunger]

Ego is never about whether being liked or not - it's a feeling of superiority and "winning" any argument they make. They don't care about being hated or ignored, because to them that's just a sign of weakness, and they will happily brag about bringing those responses out of people as if they just won some grand price. If you don't argue with them, they will assume there's nothing to disprove their claims and thinks they're in the right - if you try to prove them wrong, they will still think they're in the right - there's just no winning with these kind of people.

[@nikel3561]

Damn if they compiled the brain cells of everyone featured on this video, they would still have only 1...

[@elibainum1173]

They have a collective IQ of room temperature.

[@nikel3561]

@@elibainum1173 that's quite the overestimation

[@justarkzy]

for the parents against vaccination one the boy actually just stood up, and stared his mother straight in the face and told her "Mother, the prophecy is true." and then went back to goo goo gah gah

[@Crow_Smith]

You know - my mom has us still wearing Masks and I've never, the entire time, had a SINGLE person give me shit about wearing a mask. 3 years now, not one person approached me. And unless managing to be REAL quiet about it - never said anything near me as if they wanted me to hear but didn't want to confront me. Worst thing I had happen was someone look at me and go "Are cases back up or something?" and when I said yes [true for my area] they merely mentioned that they'll have to be more careful then since their husband got "long covid". That was it. No big huge conversation or argument. And even if she was just saying that to avoid someone telling her off, doesn't matter. It was a short, simple conversation. Yet "happens every day" - only if you're the one instigating it because people really do be minding their own business 99% of the time.

[@legomanstudios1055]

If you didn't know my 4 month old wrote a best seller.

[@am_i_real_or_not]

and then everyone clapped

[@legomanstudios1055]

@@am_i_real_or_not he's 5 months now and he's running for senator in my state

[@am_i_real_or_not]

@@legomanstudios1055 and then everyone clapped

[@legomanstudios1055]

@@am_i_real_or_not not before bowing and offering gifts

[@am_i_real_or_not]

@@legomanstudios1055 and then everyone clapped

[@D0kt0rD0n31]

"Relationships are not a Gacha game!" Me, looking at the Gacha rabbithole i dug myself: "Yeah..... about that... you might have a point."

[@tetzy5172]

r/thathappened is like Bollywood movie, but the random passerby are randomly clapping instead of randomly dancing