r/Madlads | ABSOLUTE BIRD

[@gayboi7163]

10:50 I've tried to accomplish what this man has but failed many many times. It pains me to know I have lost this battle. He is truly a mad lad. I salute you *salutes holding back tears*

[@EmKay]

they will forever be remembered 😩😩

[@ROTTENDECOMP]

A true warrior. I remember the days to forcing the chain back just a few inches further, to no avail. It warms my heart that a brave young soul has finally managed the impossible.

[@Nay_the_tanuki]

I remember trying to do this all the time

[@ZeroGuts]

Matty Boi 😭

[@GetDougDimmadomed]

I still try to do this

[@a.ffirmative]

Joke: Exi... Damien: *WHEEEEZE*

[@Aaryaman]

Jxshua Yuzn *depression has left the chat*

[@spider541broken7]

Jxshua Yuzn Thats mmmeeeeaaaannnn

[@Souls_25]

Stolen

[@Milk_Toast]

TheLilSailor and we care why?

[@nakupovani1]

@@Souls_25 2 people can have the same damn thought Idot

[@XSanctusMalumX]

"how do you go from studying agriculture to serving Hitler?" How do you go from trying to getting into art school to being Hitler?

[@Kaizer-pt5vk]

Simple, This angered his father who beat him severely.

[@rosemary_carll]

YAAAAASSSSS

[@drakefisher6317]

@@Kaizer-pt5vk And don't forget, the fact that it angered his father who beat him severely angered his father who beat him severely

[@Netherwolf6100]

If the world wasn't so damn PC whipped, that'd make for a good freaking movie. Not glorifying the destruction of an entire belief system but watching a creative person become a monster over the span of his life and the events that took place to lead him to that point.

[@awildunus8847]

I am the 420 like

[@amajikitamaki3367]

Penguin gets fat, refuses to walk, mate and communicate. Emkay: HE-

[@grimmpotat6911]

Chonk

[@everybodydripfrog3365]

E HEE

[@robertmonroe4342]

Well hello tamaki 😃🙋

[@nitesy381]

Still can't get over Damien admitting to nutting.

[@memelover6917]

my mind is thinking of things that shouldn't be thought of in the history of man

[@FisheFryer]

Bruh your like what at 69 lmao

[@eringantz4508]

There are 69 likes to this post and I love it

[@thicc_duck6563]

Damien: sees it's almost November. Time:12:00 Damien: still nuts Everyone:🤦‍♂️🤦

[@abdlhmdx]

Maybe nutting as in nut fruits and not *N U T*

[@AtChiaPet]

4:42 As the Ultimate Gamer, I can tell the best way to play video games while in class without getting caught is to play it all in your mind

[@generalred6260]

Chiaki, I have many questions on why your here...

[@bunnothebunny2454]

Yes many questions

[@loganl9725]

Oh yeah. It's big brain time.

[@p_p-qn8jp]

*playing minecraft in mind* *gets blown up by creeper and dies* *_F U C K_*

[@loke8692]

what the fuck chiaki nanami from danganronpa 2

[@Pokepowergaming]

"How do you go from Agriculture to serving Hitler" Better question "How do you go from being an art major to being Hitler"

[@RealYankee]

When U think about it, WW2 got started because Hitler wasn’t accepted into art school

[@LordCommissarDrac]

@@RealYankee Moral of the story: be nice to art students.

[@legendarytat8278]

@@LordCommissarDrac Moral of the story: all ungraduated art students are hitler.

[@snorp6781]

How did WW1 start from a Serbian man shooting an Austrian man? Don't question Europe.

[@gigipeedee]

Well technically he was Hitler from birth

[@Lavendeer201]

10:19 aight so there are these kind of shopping carts that require a quarter to use and they all interlock together with chains while stored so they aren't all over the place and it's hard to steal. Pretty handy way of storage. But he locked the cart... To itself... Like an a*hole lol

[@octolord3950]

What store and where

[@null631]

Octo Lord you can find them at European stores. Carrefour in France is infamous for having them

[@boombeachbanana2800]

Aldi's

[@Kittymittie]

I have a store near me (I live in Mo USA), it's an ALDI'S (the grocery store) and they use those carts... I've always wanted to do that...

[@click.beetle]

@Matthew Wastie me either.

[@sillygooseenergy]

EmKay: "look at those cute little smiley faces" シ: "am I a joke to you?"

[@Felisitus]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@KuroUsagiAwi]

Im want to like but u are at 69 likes

[@gabano1311]

Me: shi Damien, an intellectual: Smiley face

[@ricklu5887]

@@gabano1311 tsu not shi

[@theoracleanimations7772]

@@gabano1311 ooh shi dead 😂

[@mightymonty3129]

Damien is 100% the type of guy to own a battleaxe

[@randomweirdo7501]

Yas lol

[@darkuswolfitus2015]

No no, he probably already owns one.

[@deimanthe]

And your like count is a size of a 360 degree scope trick

[@Sockman-wu5rk]

That’s called a Viking

[@Tratroy]

@@darkuswolfitus2015 he says in the video

[@ScreamingAllTheTime]

“Hi my name is Damien and welcome to EmKay” more like “Hi my name is Damien and I’ve never been to Aldi”

[@EmKay]

ABSOLUTELY ROASTED 💯💯💯

[@Mystxfy]

EmKay hi

[@blank6477]

@@EmKay ANAL

[@victorselve8349]

Aldi Nord oder Süd?

[@pearlo3752]

@@EmKay ANAL_BULL

[@Barbelgrabbins]

2:01 I translated it. "Still good friends... Always be loyal!" -Joe Biden

[@RRR101]

@philipp ii. nah its diffidently translated as that is clearly not english

[@Chriscornelllover]

It's 3:10

[@Adam-js8dr]

@@RRR101 dont woosh me but that looks english to me

[@hopefxll]

@philipp ii. r/wooosh

[@muffin_pat_axolotl_8368]

"Still good friends, Always be loyal!" -Joe Biden

[@Micro13bk]

That is the worst cursive attempt ever, and I write in cursive...still wish my teacher would ve taught me how to write normally tho

[@saruu963]

Joe mama

[@Avrysatos]

We all came down here to see if someone answered already.

[@oculus5995]

@@Micro13bk you should see my signed baseball You cant even read the cursive on it

[@pewstings6467]

"Do the damn chores" -joe mama

[@user-gf6jm5ri4r]

No one: Literally no one: Damien: censors out words but says them

[@EmKay]

😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

[@Kook_Krazy]

@A7 Animations use flexseal

[@QH-173]

@kook krazy Not OP, but ok

[@Alex-iv6ww]

10:50 People put quarters in there and when they return they're cart it gives it back, its so people return their carts, people try to do that though.

[@geoman265.]

Put it in what? There is no cart in that timestamp.

[@lachlanmcnamara9977]

10:40

[@robocrusader470]

Wrong timestamp

[@REDFRLegend]

@@geoman265. 10:22

[@ninamibog]

@@REDFRLegend 10:19

[@Bernardos2002]

8:18 "How do you go from studying agriculture to serving Hitler?" Me - The same way Adolf goes from being an artist to become Hitler.

[@GolfClash2718]

hitler was hitler when he was 1. he just went war psycho later on

[@indigoaway6]

For Minecraft at school just look up “google drive Minecraft”, if your school has a blocking keyword on Minecraft, just type minecr

[@gonzo4350]

I did something like this for fortnite back when that was a thing in my school

[@geoman265.]

block m block mi block min block mine block minec block minecr block minecra block minecraf block minecraft block minc block mince block mincer block mincera block minceraf block minceraft

[@Chubbien]

What if I have it on USB?

[@abdiruiz9996]

Nobody: Not a single soul: Guy: takes a s*** in a chimney

[@lokiwebster2984]

Why did he take my chimney sock?

[@randomuser5443]

When you don’t like the chimney sweeper from Nazi Germany

[@courtneymoore5768]

he's returning the favor to santa

[@junnguyen3275]

"I failed [NNN] at the witching hour, and it's been Halloween ever since."

[@NoNo-jo6du]

“Still good friends, always be loyal”

[@JesterChat81]

@Michal Kožák dont start.

[@qiekz]

thank you.

[@alptunatuncer8961]

Emkay: When you turn 21... I'm sorry, is this some sort of american joke that I'm too european to understand?

[@anname7373]

21 is the legal drinking age in America.

[@anaceweirdo1579]

@@anname7373 did you hear the wind it said r/woooosh

[@imaginewagons9367]

"laughs in Canadian"

[@vyrva5690]

In Romania there isnt an age limit

[@richieyeah]

Americans allowed to join the army at 16 and drive a car, but have to wait to drink their first proper drink till their 21

[@bobdrantz]

The little "smiley face", シ , is the character for "Shi" in the Japanese Katakana alphabet.

[@gabano1311]

Just let him have his laugh

[@raziamaola8439]

ok, killjoy

[@wfrwfewfr1479]

Shi isし

[@gonzo4350]

Don’t mind me I definitely thought that said Katakana and not something stupid like Katana

[@efectovogel8295]

X9 Tti In hiragana*

[@envoxity9544]

damien: "and ill be seeing ya" me: yeah, in the comments section

[@nathanraber]

Damien: Look at those smiley faces! Me: That’s illegal ツ Is not pleased...

[@Idk-qk2kr]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@joannamysluk8623]

Poor Tsu.

[@joannamysluk8623]

Poor Tsu.

[@dopedino431]

Poor Tsu

[@grimmpotat6911]

The character is tsu a japanese kana

[@Fi6ment]

_”still good friends, always be loyal”_ -that Biden meme

[@citrusalli]

This is indeed the words of Biden. My boy was so close at reading it but so far

[@subscribetopewdipie6960]

Did you know that Iraq's McDonalds sell twin tower sweet and sour for tourism purposes?

[@cocoa_kitty5431]

Finally someone else who knows how to read it!

[@cocoa_kitty5431]

@@subscribetopewdipie6960 *insert Damien's laugh*

[@twisterse3876]

2:10 My Mum did this when i was 3 because me, my brother and my sister all wanted something and my mum got fed up and threw a tantrum. It works, I don't remember having another tantrum after that..

[@bigpugyo6065]

Holey feck

[@kailyons9640]

History buff Damien: Who is Himmler??? Me, also a history buff: Himmler is pretty much the main person behind the holocaust Damien: wasn't that Hitler? Me: Hitler was the CEO, Himmler was the dude in the board meeting who pitched the idea showing how effective it was

[@onlyrushb6428]

*_Effective?_*

[@9nikola]

@@onlyrushb6428 If your goal is to be an asshole to jews, then that is a very effective way to do so.

[@jangamecuber]

@@onlyrushb6428 For their goals, not anything remotely resembling ethical practices

[@LloydTheZephyrian]

Your laugh after some of these is just amazing. Especially when you talk about pissing your pants in front of your kid.

[@mxstq]

3:31 I think that says "Still good friends - Always be loyal!" I might me wrong I-

[@user-td3ke9st9m]

As a student who dropped out I cant confirm this

[@leonardodestro2457]

As a non-american I can confirm this

[@Phoenix-qm8wy]

as a british person i have no idea what’s happening but what i do know is a ton of swears

[@richtervyn]

as a person who can‘t even read i can confirm this

[@MerchantMai]

As an Asian in America I can confirm this

[@sxar_0660]

0:38 “how’d you get that out?” He’s wearing camo Damien

[@YetAnotherGeorgeth]

Sxar_06 to be fair, a floating hand stealing a chair leg is pretty neat.

[@sxar_0660]

MyFaceBeHi yeah I’d let that go aswell

[@solaireofastora26]

Where? I don't see it.

[@sxar_0660]

Solaire of Astora you are too blinded by the sun

[@solaireofastora26]

@@sxar_0660 That's true... Praise the SUN \[T]/

[@julychee23]

It says: “Still good friends. Always be loyal! Joe Biden”

[@Jliske2]

yeah I don't know why everyone at Emkay had such a hard time reading that. edit: except that I'm pretty sure they're all high school dropouts lmao

[@EmKay]

@@Jliske2 watch your tongue.

[@kaitoplayz6486]

@@EmKay please do jojo memes

[@shok5045]

wait whos joe

[@TaylaPlayzAKATDG]

ShokitosMon I know what’s gonna happen

[@icetheirken]

Damien's "WHHAIHAIHAIT WHHAHAHAT?!" and laugh at 6:10 is so perfect. It radiates pure joy.

[@TRak598]

06:28 "You dump me? No, I DUMP ON YOU!"

[@deknees8969]

3:32 "Still good friends - Always be loyal!"

[@theretrodragonyope]

Thanks, wasnt sure if it did say that or not.

[@entity42]

10:48 so, in Europe we have shopping cart locks to stop people from stealing them. On to unlock them you need to put in a coin. On the front of the devise is a chain with the "key" and on the back is a keyhole the interconnect all the carts. This man just took a carts own chain and locked itself. That, in Europe at least, is the ultimate power move

[@kevink2146]

A store in USA also does this with their shopping carts.

[@Orange_Tree_]

Well, apparently stores in Florida don't have this. And, yeah, this madlad's too dangerous to be kept alive UPD: guys, I know there are keyed shopkarts at Florida, that's just Florida man meme

[@emberno292]

@@Orange_Tree_ no Florida has these shopping carts too.

[@getoscarfied]

@@Orange_Tree_ I don't remember where in Florida, but I've seen a Dollar Tree with it.

[@GerberBabyOfficial]

Kevink214 ALDI, right?

[@saviilijuzia]

3:11 “Still good friends always be loyal” cursive went bRrrRr

[@ulysseslenka4739]

When your fan makes bionicle instead of normal fanart then you know that you have won it all

[@jackmazeika5594]

“Still good friends. Always be loyal.” - Joe Biden

[@SirWormWigglebutt]

I got that too. It's not that hard to read 😂

[@Tossimm]

@Chad Walters Joe mama biden here

[@LowIntSpecimen]

joesama bid laden

[@uh3336]

@Chad Walters no I'm extra gay

[@The_Sunny_One]

6:55 Damian after laughing at his own joke: *heavy breathing*

[@EmKay]

get this man an inhaler

[@puppersjr6389]

Yes

[@ALPHA_GMR]

Idk why but Damiens laugh is so precious, every day I get up just to listen to his laughter, my depression lifts almost instantly, thank you so much Damien for making my day. 😊

[@fla3782]

10:37 Damien: is that a seatbelt, or a cupholder? Me: that is a thing called locking your cart's together so people don't steal em, but that dude locked it with itself.

[@wildmoon9027]

That dude has done what I’ve always wanted to do for years and seeing it was absolutely glorious

[@iambumbo7534]

someone make art of damien and the battaxe guy togather in arms

[@peepeecrusher5765]

Coming right up

[@peepeecrusher5765]

@@iambumbo7534 Thank you have nice day

[@iambumbo7534]

@Alan Villegas-Rios i will boil that sub aswell

[@abadlydrawnimageofthelorax8997]

Adults:struggling through no nut november Me a 11 year old:*laughing uncontrollably* INFINITE power

[@geoman265.]

Me, a 15 year old who doesn't actually have those "urges":

[@abadlydrawnimageofthelorax8997]

@@geoman265. power!!!!

[@Hekza0024]

Me when i was 11 but i still failed: *I* don’t *like those odds*

[@mrblakeboy1420]

Ironically, you have 69 likes

[@abandoned-channel99999]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@supresmeshbras2003]

9:34 Damien: "I know it's Wily, but Willy's funnier" Me: Well, Mega Man 7 did have a typo in it's intro saying Dr. Willy instead of Dr. Wily

[@imnotnotroan]

“My moms a huge ODB fan” *me watching this with a ODB shirt on (his license thing) smiling* *Damien says “Shimmy Shimmy Ah” me also listening to Shimmy Shimmy Ah at the moment also* it’s a sign That’s he should’ve never died, WHY OLD DIRTY WHY.

[@christopherbeane7603]

No one: Damien: iTs a SeAtBeLt

[@ranmaru_tries]

Bean19 YEAAH GOTTEM AT 100

[@riinak7212]

Damian: "I want a cake like that for MY birthday!" When IS your birthday?

[@daryankid]

Its November 30th, same as mine

[@101Asa]

Fuck it. Send him 2 cakes. He'll comment in a video on what the right date is maybe.

[@omega.4433]

Send him a cake everyday. He'll have to comment on it eventually.

[@WagnerBoy55]

November 21st i think

[@worlds2ndbestlawyer]

@@nobody7817 Nope! He specifically said Nov 30th!!

[@rainyday4288]

KZbin: 4.6K comments Me: Well can I SEE THEM!!?

[@imspear9172]

BMW's suck. Me: "Looks at my initials ." "BMW" Me: :(

[@bananasrotate7821]

:(

[@Atoyihrs]

Oh my god, its him. Its John BMW.

[@ihavnestronks8709]

[IM] SeeTheEndOfmyspear My first name is Logan and my last name starts with a g so.... Logan g Logang Fuck

[@honu2980]

;(

[@tejl8506]

I’m steoms

[@matthewamade3297]

Bruh I just watched the movie “The Outsiders” in class on Friday. The exact same thing happened. I love seventh grade.

[@chocomiso6641]

i liek ur pfp

[@blobfishhhh]

I like seventh grade too

[@Somethinaintright]

I- what- I did too! Sadly the chair story didn’t happen since we have chairs attached to the desks.

[@themailman1563]

Lmao dude im in 8th grade and we started last friday and a kid fell out of his chair wtf

[@Vixilation]

My class is watching the movie the day before thanksgiving break

[@deputyrook6232]

emkay: "how do you go from studying algriculture to serving hitler?" me: "how do you go from failing art class to starting WW2?"

[@_solarshade_]

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[@Kook_Krazy]

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[@Punisher-ev5nf]

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[@yantheman5465]

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[@windykar3705]

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[@ChaosDove]

0:38 The Outsiders is one of my FAVORITE movies ever dude!!!

[@shuhratkessikbayev8886]

"Look at that cute little smiley face" Glad I'm not the only one who thinks the Japanese has a smiley face

[@blueishere1613]

the funny thing is that I cant write tsu or shi without thinking its a smiley, then so and nn are like aa then just straight up no is just eyeless like wtf katakana Tsuツ shiシ　soソ nnン noノ

[@pokemoninyourrecommendatio4153]

僕漢少しだけ分かる

[@shuhratkessikbayev8886]

@@blueishere1613 Tsu: happy right Shi: happy left So: happy cyclops right Nn: happy cyclops left No: eyes (get it? No eyes? Eh eh?)

[@nagol_069]

@@blueishere1613 shi just looks like a stroke

[@Sip_Dhit]

@@shuhratkessikbayev8886 hwe hwe hwe

[@JeffBuilds]

10:26 That's a special device they put on shopping carts in certain areas to prevent kids from playing around with them. What you're supposed to do is chain them together, so that you can't pull one out of the stack. You typically insert a quarter into the device to unlock the chain and use the cart, and the way this thing is designed, the length of chain is long enough to connect to the next one of these devices, but not connect to itself. What this mad-lad did was effectively break the device by jamming the end of the chain into the device, and the chain is so tight that it can't be removed.

[@SteviiLove]

That Biden thing said; "Still good friends, always be loyal"

[@gamer708886]

Holy shit, someone else that can read what is essentially us older folks' secret coding. X3

[@huhulili9021]

@@gamer708886 I knew it, those boomers are up to something, that's why we use emoji codes, the war on information will continue.

[@coolhorselover234]

I don't know if I should feel proud of the fact I could read the cursive correctly and so quickly. I guess high reading comprehension and being the child of a former SSD teacher does have its pros.

[@ilovemen1263]

6:28 It says something about "Scottish Tradition" on that building so I assume it is most likely Scotland Where's our accent?

[@NecrochildK]

"How do you go from agriculture to serving Hitler?!" How do you go from art to Being Hitler?

[@beekedout555]

I felt something deep in my heart when he said ponyboy

[@EmKay]

pobyboy

[@Nikoane]

10:37 I actually got fear from this Image this is an actual MadLad

[@williamwilson836]

How did he fucking do that

[@EmKay]

@@williamwilson836 black magic

[@hyper.lethal]

"Gimme a toy or I'll pee my pants!" "Here, I'll do it for you." "You peed your pants?" "No I peed yours.

[@zcubeDbz]

"How did you get that long, cylendrical object out of school?" One can only wonder.

[@boxtime2710]

Oh god

[@broodypie2216]

all I see is a floating hand holding a flute

[@robocrusader470]

@@broodypie2216 good

[@infiniteplanes5775]

Hide a part of a roll of tape on you, then later use that to tape the leg to you back. If you don’t bend an awkward amount, I don’t think anyone would notice.

[@VenomQuill]

*_L E G_*

[@Schmirptheburp]

Damien laughs Subtitles: [Music] Me: That’s correct his laugh is music to my ears

[@tehfrog.]

Wdym his laught sounds like pigs cought

[@sad.ve1ma]

Midoria say sike Rn

[@jagpag6610]

69 likes. Nice

[@tyresejohn8781]

The next r/madlads: Zach: "welcome to emkay my name is Damien"

[@slendveny7191]

The real emperor penguin.

[@mininuttz6989]

Damian: * falls * Kids: * laughs at him during a movie * Damian: a small price to pay, for a good movie

[@cheeriosd4879]

Me: :( Damien: *laughs* Me: :)

[@gunrajsingh4392]

It says, “Still good friends Always be loyal”

[@thehistoryandbooknerd8979]

Okay Damien, this is what’s up: That thing that you saw with the cupholder on the shopping cart, those are used for locking together shopping carts at the front of the store that the shopping cart belongs to. You have to insert a quarter into the front slot facing you when you are pushing the cart in order to unlock the cart from the rest of the chain, and the only way to get your quarter back is to put the cart back, thus stopping people from just dumping their carts wherever they want to. What that person did was unlock the cart by inserting the part of the lock that goes into another cart into the lock itself

[@Nitrex-zl5iq]

3:30 Still good friends- Always be loyal!

[@kage8969]

Random reddit post: *scientific reddit post* Damien: “I do not understand the post, therefore it is stupid and the person who made the post is equally stupid.”

[@aubreyterry9453]

Nobody: Damian: I FAILED NO NUT NOVEMBER AT 320 ON NOVEMBER FIRST!

[@natashadavis9736]

I failed at 420

[@phyzarel1845]

Same tho

[@peps2888]

What's his Twitter or does he not have one

[@aubreyterry9453]

Swifter his Twitter is @DamieanLeeVoice it’s in the description

[@steelsofliquid]

I've done things that probably aren't madlad-like, but I consider me being a madlad: - Drank water on the school bus. One of the bus rules in my district is that you can't eat or drink on the bus. - Showered with the lights off. I also once showered without what my parents telling me to do, that being to open a window to let out steam due to a fan not being in service (I didn't open a window and somehow they were pretty chill about it) - Slept in a hoodie multiple times (the first time was as a joke for a video, but later times was because we lost heating in the winter and it became a viable option) - Adding on to that, I sleep in the clothes I'm going to wear the next day. This is actually not that rare, but I'm the only one in a household of 5 who does it. - Made several installations of Windows have the look and feel of other versions of Windows and even other OSes: Windows XP as Windows Vista (and currently Windows Longhorn), Windows 11 as Windows NT 4.0, Windows 11 as Windows XP, Windows 11 as Windows Vista, Windows 10 as Mac OS X 10.12, and Windows 2000 as Mac OS 9 (but I never got to experience the OS9 look and feel because I broke the installation and it gave me constant BSoDs) There were also things I were going to put in here related to PC stuff, but are actually pretty logical if you know a bit about computers and people who do a lot of stuff with them. Those include: - Installing Windows XP on a computer which would've ran Windows Vista from the factory (it ran Vista horribly, and besides, it said on the "cheat sheet", that the OS was Vista but downgraded to XP Pro) - Swapping out a 320 GB hard drive for a 465 GB one just to be able to install Windows Vista on a PC that previously had Linux (Ubuntu 22.10) installed. - Installing Windows 98 SE on an HP Pavilion a735w from 2004 (It actually worked, and I still use that PC for anything relating to old software and Windows 98, only issues I have are that there's not sound and it sometimes may fail to boot) - On two separate occasions, creating exceptions for programs my antivirus blocked, because the antivirus thought they were infected with generic malware. The thing is, my antivirus is Avast, and neither of these programs were infected with malware (one of them even is a game that is on Xbox Game Pass, so I don't even know how that happened, while the other program was run on my Windows XP computer with AVG and AVG didn't find any issues with the program) So... yeah. I don't know how to conclude this comment.

[@CriminalGamingHimself]

13:01 And here I thought the second line was the most terrifying series of Bionicles sets

[@ungabunga2415]

Damien has never been to Aldi's, lmao

[@________________Aprilfools63__]

0:20 if he hits a speed bump he'll lose his own eggs if you get what i mean (wink wink)

[@randomuser5443]

Kinky

[@theretrodragonyope]

oof.

[@daragon1296]

4:30 there’s Minecraft education edition and it is used for coding and has the elements in it. It can also be used to play normal Minecraft. I know this because we had a coding club that was shut down due to COVID and I’m allowed to play it at lunches because I tell my teacher I’m doing ‘coding’.

[@impulse-nati0n114]

10:48 I've been trying to do that my entire life with one of those cats 🤯

[@smileless3465]

Impulse-Nati0n 1 cats?....

[@TaytheTimeTraveler]

@@smileless3465 Think they meant carts.

[@mook_butt8037]

TyGuytheTimeTraveler I *hope* they mean carts.

[@Breadman64]

Ikr

[@MyBubbleInSpace]

Same!

[@jadynpattison602]

3:34 the last word is loyal. "Still good friends Always be loyal"

[@lukedelameter7961]

“Man takes a dump on- *WAIT WHAT???* *AHAHAHAHAHA!*”

[@lolap9968]

“Who’s shopping for so long that they get thirsty?” I’m sorry... have you _met_ my mother?

[@montythemole3475]

10.47 he says “is that a seat buckle” Me “he’s never been to Europe 😔”

[@thecatshowzgaming8657]

Actually, the supermarket where I live by in America has those too

[@charlesramirez587]

German and other European based grocers have them in the states. Those grocers have a pretty neat model for their businesses usually especially since food is cheap here.

[@gryotharian]

They have them in Canada and America too I don’t know how he’s never seen em

[@TomV-le9dw]

This hurt my soul

[@megannewell2133]

The Cat Showz & Gaming I always see them at Aldi in the USA

[@missseel8425]

3:26 I think the second line says “Always be loyal”

[@Phantasmagoria2164]

"I failed at the witching hour." Yo same, Damien

[@jaybiegs]

10:30 I've seen mechanisms like this on carts at supermarkets like Aldi's, they are meant to cut down on people stealing shopping carts. Basically that chain attaches itself to other carts and then you put a quarter in to unlock it and get the cart, and when you're dont you reattach it and get your quarter back. This mad lad found a way to plug the chain into itself, getting his quarter back without having to relock it to the other carts. Man just shaved 10 seconds off his routine. nice job!

[@wildebeest1454]

"I'm a history buff." "Who is Himmler?"

[@that1calledsam288]

Nobody: Damien: *G N A R L Y*

[@aztroghoul]

Did you just... Like your own comment

[@lucahan405]

Ğņæŕļý

[@strinkfamily1940]

Everyone: I thought you were dead! Damien: My death was... Highly exaggerated.

[@iamtrash288]

"Penguin eats all the fish, gets fat and refuses to mate or communicate" Mood

[@noelhann5262]

The smiley face says “tsu”

[@Boomstic-nz8fw]

Me: *the perfect channel doesn’t exi- Emkay:

[@jaaamesbaxter5809]

Emkay: ( ･ ิ ω ･ิ ) hewwo and wewcome

[@whereismybed]

(｡OwO｡) Hewwo everywon! Twodway we awre lwooking thwrough r/Aww

[@BigKazzYT]

The reply section of this comment is gay (except me)

[@whereismybed]

@@BigKazzYT well.. Your right about that... ;)

[@TH-cl9tr]

O:58 "Stay gold Ponyboy, stay gold" -The Outsiders

[@thespazzoid6526]

Don't make me cry again

[@erazor4880]

After reading that damn book I wake up every morning to watch the sunrise and always watch it set.

[@girlyendergirl1705]

13:38 this guy is a mad lad because that is the type of shopping cart where you need to put in a quarter in order to use it. This guy was able to work around the system by placing the clip inside the lock. GENUIS!!!!!!!

[@zeyy84]

8:07 "Look at all those smiling faces" *W H E E Z E S*

[@Lxgan_]

I almost screamed ( for some reason) when Damien said he watched the outsiders cuz currently In my school we are watching it

[@Cuyite]

same

[@loserperson6338]

The shopping cart thing is great, let him be confused

[@radugheorghe2596]

Ah, euro flair. Nice 👌🏻

[@crimsonterror5795]

3:16 "Still good friends, always be loyal, Joe Biden."

[@maximumwolfe9462]

10:56 That, my good man, is an anti theft chain, you plug it into the shopping cart in front of it and you use a coin to unplug it, you get the coin back when you're done using the cart, you normally can't plug the chain into the same cart that it's attached to

[@garryeffendi3619]

wrong time stamp

[@nixodian108]

It says: Still good friends - Always be loyal !

[@calzerkid2577]

I just finished watching “The Outsiders” in my school.

[@keiracopeland4721]

Same, finished the book then we watched the movie

[@Rockydog90210]

We just started the book in my class

[@explodingkittens8806]

Sameeee

[@jedithekitten8891]

I finished the book and am going to watch is this week.

[@froot8700]

I remember that movie, the book is good

[@ft.333]

4:13 I love how the people who made it don’t even care that there’s an outlet visible