r/Madlads | THE ABSOLUTE DELIRIUM

[@NotAgainKel]

7:58 I feel like if Damien tried, he could perfectly voice Steve from big mouth

[@indeepjable]

But Big Mouth Looks Disgusting

[@EmKay]

@@indeepjable F*uck, You're Right

[@Al-qg9dr]

@@EmKay Wait what

[@HolsteinCowMan]

Well... Damn

[@TOMI-ro7yr]

@@EmKay I'm a huge fan thanks for what you do love ya bro!

[@mattfromwiisports413]

They don’t call me a Matt-lad for nothing

[@LPSWeirdCow13]

:ooo

[@Dino_Alt]

@@LPSWeirdCow13 ohhhhh my god

[@thatbuggyguy]

Dang dude u are a Matt lad

[@honey-bun3976]

Matt-latt

[@insert_use4389]

•-•

[@toastytea6253]

For all we know, someone could stop time, and we would never know.

[@tyleradams232]

True

[@poikoi1530]

or you assume

[@silverslidos4141]

As you said that my video froze on all of my screens

[@Ifimadeadumbcommentimaturednow]

Ye

[@justskate3895]

Why did you put that a in my head

[@Ejiro__Kirishima]

“He looks like a cliff, or a Clint. A C name” Me: heh, carol.

[@zicospazz]

Oh hi kiri

[@999playz9]

Dude stop watching videos bakugo is going to kill deku

[@Dementia_Springtrap]

Heh, *C u n t -*

[@weedmaster-420]

Hi sharky boi

[@marshmellowbuddies8616]

Wow my favorite Mha boy!

[@lordsplashingtontheiii6778]

"Carpenter with no children sends 33 strangers to college after amassing $3 million in savings." As heartwarming as that is, its depressing that $3 million could only send 33 people to college.

[@EmKay]

welcome to the american education system baby

[@billrock3835]

@@EmKay lol

[@stormfn4566]

EmKay Ur dude emkay spits out facts hotter than a grilled piece of bacon.

[@saddog8087]

You don’t need an education to climb towers with suction cups.

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

@@saddog8087 SUCTION CUP MAN!

[@sliteye]

Them: brings their pc to school Me: brings pc from school home *beat that*

[@thethinkingmonkey3026]

Me: gets school to send me pc then leave country with it

[@EmKay]

heh! 😎 that's what we mad lads call "Theft Of Private Property"

[@harufromwiisports7084]

@@EmKay I mean *is it really private if the school's public*

[@sliteye]

@@harufromwiisports7084 oi urod

[@faquitta]

@@harufromwiisports7084 As long as you pay your taxes

[@mysteryman4553]

Top ten characters who could defeat Thanos even with the infinity guantlet: 10: 3:34 - GOT EM 9: 8:09 - *B O N K* the Bank 8: 5:36 - 85 year old Physics Teacher 7: 5:29 - Hardcore Mosquito 6: 9:14 - Smart Korean Sneak 5: 6:58 - Pablo Wendel 4: 11:36 - French Boxer 3: 8:25 - *T H E B I K E* 2: 9:52 - Dr. Jones 1: 1:00 - The most intimidating man

[@ConservativeWhiteMan741]

0: 1:55 - no discussion

[@Hectordaboom]

Honorable mention: 1:27 - The carpenter (He’d kill Thanos with kindness. And the 33 people he helped send to college)

[@twilight3653]

You forgot shaggy

[@lacoulas5556]

I imagine him screaming “BLYAT” then socking a police officer in the face

[@ieaturgreenbean]

Say сука

[@ieaturgreenbean]

Yes.

[@0x8badf00d]

Этот комментарий на французском языке.

[@infiniteampersandmusic]

You called?

[@ryang6865]

He also could have used the “American mix” to make the Russian flag as well 🇷🇺, which is even more mad than the Union Jack 🇬🇧

[@96yrs2lng8]

Super Ryan14 no no it’s not

[@96yrs2lng8]

Jhon Smyth no, no it doesn’t

[@austinm.9832]

Mad Jack Churchill is the maddest lad, he used a sword and longbow in WW2.

[@BlahajBeholder]

Jhon Smyth *Laughs in Hamilton* No

[@EntropyAfton]

Hummmm OH AND RUSAME!

[@aguy4274]

"you seen fingerless gloves but have you seen gloveless fingers" That's exactly the same Damien! 😂😂😂

[@zyloft2053]

Bank of America: *forecloses home* Man: *forecloses bank* you just got *V E C T O R E D*

[@danielb1011]

*OHHHHH YEAAAAA*

[@jacky9171]

I hate Puro, please dislike my comment

[@jacky9171]

@Σpsilon H disagree

[@Chobo077]

spaedwagon Looks like they couldnt handle the neutron style

[@fairievie]

*cha cha real smooth*

[@paulhage4059]

Damien: we can't stop time because it's multiplayer Me: ZA WARUDO

[@admiral_aidan3925]

oh.

[@deckem287]

Oh.

[@Master_vp101]

I S T H A T A J O J O R E F E R E N C E ? !

[@ChronosDosGriz]

What

[@canaldatuamae5309]

@@ChronosDosGriz Weeb stuff

[@SuperAronGamerMNO]

Guy: *Plays on the most known Minecraft Server in the world* Damien: "I can't tell what server he is playing on"

[@djdiamond5710]

What server is he playing on actually? I can't really see it that clearly.

[@kribo9272]

Hypixel

[@djdiamond5710]

Is it available on PE???

[@oddballsforlife4679]

Gaming with DJ_Diamond no

[@SharkOSix]

Oh he's playing a Christian server?

[@notjerrythejerryatall]

7:45 I know what he did. He put the Woman's Rights book in the fiction section.

[@WillTw12]

Pawean where it Fucking BELONGS

[@vanukas8783]

•Anisychía• what if it wasnt

[@millakake]

@@vanukas8783 omg suomi?

[@vanukas8783]

Milla OwO suaami perkele

[@spectreshepard1]

Omg... messed up yet so funny.

[@stevensvideocollection20]

I’m still searching for the video where he says “My namien is Damien”

[@two-dents]

It's on his channel:)

[@bruh-fw5ck]

@@two-dents r/technicallythetruth

[@aYamahaGrandPiano]

Which one?

[@ihateorphans]

@@aYamahaGrandPiano the one that he owns

[@o.rbi.t]

@@aYamahaGrandPiano a video type file

[@infiniteampersandmusic]

3:42 the the most Russian headline I've ever read

[@DunkleCheese]

0:26 *”Matt-Lad”*

[@nightlighty9684]

Dunkle :”0000

[@EmKay]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@nightlighty9684]

EmKay EMKAYYYY :0000

[@JRS9468]

EPIC

[@psatyawakta]

0:59 Now that is what we call perfect chakra Control

[@6Bruh9]

someone: *forces damien to say "my Namien is Damien"* Damien: *sigh* My Namien is Damien everyone: "HE IS TOO POWERFUL TO BE LEFT ALIVE"

[@Gleemzo]

Whos sign I need answers

[@francobundoc5261]

@@Gleemzo he means sigh

[@Gleemzo]

@@francobundoc5261 its a joke

[@6Bruh9]

@@Gleemzo oops sry

[@fishfingers9636]

Jacob lee bruh I looked at u edit the comment

[@Frvnt888]

Damien shall say "My namiem is Damien" after 2020.

[@dismal8294]

YA EMKAY DO DAT

[@Peztllence]

@@dismal8294 he did on the channel Damien Lee. He's never going to do it again.

[@KnightoftheSorryFace]

My namien is damien Fakob Jakob Bobbin' Robin

[@vladimirirkhin]

@@KnightoftheSorryFace eyy

[@dinonuggiesguy4847]

ANy second now

[@SavageValter]

No joke that minoin thing was my school im almost for sure

[@that1guynamedalejandro690]

1:17 he’s playing hypixel skywars, Damien. I feel hurt that you don’t know that

[@hanzogangv2650]

same

[@Leaftigger]

ikr

[@connorbruh1907]

Same

[@AnonHooman]

exactly like just look at the scoreboard

[@connorbruh1907]

PiggyGamer111 no it’s Badlion Client

[@Kerosene.Dreams]

It's funny that one of the tampons says " be unstoppable" because my dad calls them popper stoppers.

[@Kerosene.Dreams]

@Kris Komar dirty

[@charliewinterss]

6:17 That word is Japanese. “Ka-bo-cha” meaning squash or pumpkin.

[@inkdd1463]

Flat-earther/anti-space guy: “how can something that doesn’t exist be flat” MADLAD: “your girlfriend” My brain: (insert that clip of guys going wild after a sick burn) that was perfect

[@2wodrqwoa]

So we not gonna talk about how the guy who said every idiot should get their account deleted is deleted

[@jan_Sanku]

that's the joke

[@icantthinkofausername2605]

@@jan_Sanku there's 2 jokes, the main joke is OP's account getting deleted

[@TheCaptainLulz]

1:06 - The Gravitron, WOW, that brings me back.

[@Liam-rb7ky]

"This guy looks like a c word" Damn, calm down

[@th3vibechecker]

8:32 is it just me or is every single muscular guy that has a long beard just so kind?

[@thez.y.g502]

Insane that the account that tweeted “we can see this Julia“ is one of the schools that I’m applying to LOL

[@goldandsilver4211]

Me: **gets ad, looks like cool game, cheery voice** That’s getting downloaded! Game: **is a pc game that costs money** Me: **same cheery voice* That’s not getting downloaded!

[@null4145]

use crack

[@null4145]

also buy the game

[@Scarletraven87]

That's the reason it looked like a good game. PC.

[@gamertin5129]

Bruh the ad i got was flappy bird but if you go past the pipes you will get prizes, it was made from a company that made a shopping app

[@legendarynoodle2438]

3:12 cuting someone's neck, than giving them a free computer.

[@EmKay]

this is a huge mad lad moment can we get 100 decapitations

[@zachnyt]

EmKay hi

[@saddog8087]

EmKay make me Okay

[@Dino_Alt]

Utufurjdueuwudu

[@legendarynoodle2438]

@@Dino_Alt that madlad actually did it to you!

[@Lily-no3jq]

1:25 hes playing Hypixel Skywars on Insane mode, no I dont have good eyesight i just play too much hypixel

[@appabtw4777]

i could tell from the scoreboard

[@hpvrstuff3659]

I could tell because of the scoreboard and the fact hes falling off the map and i recognise that pain

[@aidan4529]

3:05 Imagine shitting on the things that kids like to do. I remember one dude in my neighborhood had hug barrels. If you like Fortnite he gave you the blue “Shield Potion” and if you liked Minecraft he gave you a red “Health Potion”

[@thetriforceeagle8161]

10:12 I’m not sure if that’s sadistic or masochistic

[@jswertujj]

The Triforce Eagle more sadistic

[@theidiotbehindtheslaughter]

That's more like my classmate...

[@PigFishYT]

Sadistic. Masochistic is when u like urself to be hurt. Sadistic is loving to see others get hurt

[@warlord_aries3920]

As a sadist and masochist, that’s completely sadistic

[@akhaaneb9710]

@@warlord_aries3920how does pain feel?

[@n_o_n_t_u]

0:58 Dude, ever since I was young, it has been my LIFE GOAL to do this on a gravitron ride or something like that, and it still is today.

[@YourRFriend385]

“Man with Alzheimer’s forgets gravity is a thing” 1:04

[@jeannettesancho1256]

Shidbot69 ._.

[@thegamer-jz5du]

Pucci: *angry gay priest noises*

[@notcatisa]

I think i've been on one of those carnival rides before and it feels weird as fuck

[@gurglequeen433]

1:03 There was one of those rides at a fair near where I live and my friend and I lived it. The guys that operated it would walk around the walls while the ride was going and it was so cool.

[@Ya_boi_thorn]

0:59 my mom used to work at the carnival. That ride is known as the starship. (Best ride ever) the guy who ran the ride could walk around it while it was functioning. Tips for riding: Don't move (expection of legs) The boards will move up to the top The ride is loud Only move up if you know what you're doing. Don't ride upside down You will stick to the board (If you want any carnival tips just ask me about the ride)

[@skullofmetal7]

9:31 OMG Birdman made it in to madlads!

[@I_saw_that956]

He was tired of these females lying so he went to be with the lads

[@frickmehlife5407]

1:02 Little story I went on one of those rides about a year ago These for boys were standing sitting upside down And one attempted a flip (while moving) He almost broke his arm after the fall

[@chancesinger7525]

I am a Florida man and I am very offended we would NEVER kill somebody and say it was a delayed abortion... it was a permanent abortion

[@shyman6396]

That Wisconsin man... He should represent our state. He is our mascot now

[@pedropetruzzisilveira5126]

10:51 -"come get cheesy, in your daily dose of sausage" -Kay, Em.

[@firebobert9546]

0:58 I think this would be a really good mod for the deltarune jevil fight, just this dude in the background spinning

[@bakvetteef]

That dude is playing on hypixel I think

[@itsNatalieAtLeast]

He is

[@jumpityjump3]

Thanks to Gosh for sending his only son Jeepers to die on Christmas. Praise to Gosh for giving us EmKay! Way better than Christmas and no one had to die. Don't forget the reason for the season. ❤️

[@thewingedserpent5823]

6:19 the letters are in hiragana and say "kabocha"

[@athome4919]

it translates to “pumpkin”

[@dragonofsomething2820]

There are two kinds of people

[@MegaPlayerXxX]

At elementary school, my teacher always put me into mathematic olympics. While always ahead of class in normal classes, I always botched the olympics so I wouldn't have to deal with some further competitions. Somehow, everyone knew I was doing that, but my teacher never figured that one out.

[@jefferybaker8296]

The university tweet’s account bio says “We write our own essays”.

[@AintNoJohn]

Ok so once my classmate (who is known for being kinda smart) tried the trick with kahoot where you win with the name joe. He ended up getting 2nd place instead, but a different joe took first. Then, as disappointed he was in his failure, he said something along the lines of: “wait what, I didn’t win? Wait who won? Wait who’s Joe?!?!”. Sadly, I wasn’t there, but apparently the whole class erupted in laghter

[@IceSpiderGaming]

1:00 I want one with 2 of my friends, it was fun. Note: I, the one that gets motion sick from shacking my head to fast, enjoyed it the most. The one who suggested got a headache.

[@samblamjam]

Villain’s laughs be like: 2:10

[@illosovic]

Ikr, i can't stand these fake ass laughs, makes me feel like hes fake as a person too

[@kingpablothe1stoverlordoft871]

@@illosovic haha what?

[@illosovic]

@@kingpablothe1stoverlordoft871 to me, when someone fakes a laugh, it makes them come off as an ingenuine person

[@kingpablothe1stoverlordoft871]

@@illosovic okay...

[@michellebautista6625]

Illosovic Stayne seems pretty real to me

[@ItsMrCube]

The Minecraft server is Hypixel btw

[@epoxyrainbow4463]

Me:thinks its skyblock Also Me:looks closely and sees its skywars

[@UnknownUser-fj1cg]

Yeah :D

[@koisarux_]

Its bedwars think and is using the labbymod forge mod

[@maddhattergaming6863]

That pause time one was even funnier cause it started buffering

[@jeffml3629]

1:27 i wish i could be that wholesome as that old guy

[@senshiuchu441]

You NEED to say 'My namien is Damien and it will always be the samien.'

[@GAMERBANDITHi]

Just wait till the ride stops, he will be wishing he listened to the operator

[@gagotarlet42]

Tomarrow I'm gonna say to my teacher that I'll see her next decade

[@markinipannini]

Damien: this man knows something I don't and it terrifies me... Everyone who finished highschool: well... I guess I'm scary now...

[@gidget4108]

He DDOS’d us with covid-19

[@Diablo77071]

That standing man is called "the starship 3000 god" And thats the actual name of the ride

[@memegumin]

That time where you realize fingerless gloves and gloveless fingers is the exact same thing

[@cherrylicker6959]

1:02 bruh ive always wanted to do this on that- i just hope he gon be ok after it stops

[@wagwanpussio]

the last time i was this early actually this is the first time

[@jmaeb81]

mood

[@rn-zu5ld]

....Oliver cromwell was not executed

[@paco-om7tr]

peppa

[@Harberino]

Sister?

[@EmKay]

welcome to the early zone. you will never leave

[@microwaveablenukes]

That blind bisexual goose is going to be me in the future I swear

[@phillipschmidlapp5291]

Looked up the video of the French boxer and the man just goes ham on the cop while being pulled back by two other police. The legend.

[@maxgoldstein6309]

Link?

[@kevinv3595]

Anyone know the girl from 4:03 twitter handle? Asking for a friend

[@m1miracle221]

Yeah I'm asking for a friend also

[@m1miracle221]

Dude I found it her Twitter is @COOKINGxMAMA

[@hailyuri3893]

E

[@maskythemaskedlotl8645]

I picked up 100 peices of trash she blocked me

[@mattfromwiisports8597]

Getting featured on an emkay video was the only thing I wasn’t able to do until now

[@obnoxiouscommenter6194]

10:45 Pitbull: Me not working hard? Yeah right. Picture me with a Kodiak

[@pengap697]

4:35 the guy didnt even try to cover it up that he was the one to post that

[@NoN-ji5wd]

Your laugh makes me laugh... And I love it-

[@illosovic]

Its fake....

[@gavinbrown1159]

How

[@illosovic]

@@gavinbrown1159 sometime when you make eye contact with someone, try giving them just the biggest smile, they wont know why you're smiling but 9 times out of 10, they'll smile back. Same principle

[@5kovich]

2:29 this guy looks like Caesar from Asterix and Obelix live action movies

[@cookiecaker]

I was literally watching a different EmKay video and I have zero self control so I clicked on this one

[@iamthemeguyhere]

0:59 Earlier, I sang the Halo theme while floating and a-posing on this same ride, any questions or concerns?

[@pagomon5204]

And everyone started cheering?

[@iamthemeguyhere]

PaGoMon no, it was really loud

[@SwordKing-he9gt]

8:15 UNO REVERSE CARD HECK YEAAAAAAHHH

[@lordjaraxxus5418]

"Dr. Jones is an A**hole" Me: *thinks of Indiana Jones as the professor*

[@Thenoobestgirl]

Makes it even better

[@attakwaffle2336]

Day 69 of asking damien to say my namien is damien

[@caazi]

He’s already said it

[@caazi]

AttakWaffle kzbin.info/www/bejne/qIW0iaCBmJeXqdk right at the start

[@c2qq2c77]

Already did

[@hziebicki]

Yes, but you people don't get it. We want it EVERY time and on HERE, not just once in some random video on his own channel... Doesn't count

[@edgyusername4191]

Nice

[@denedoesthings]

1:04 Yo! I used to do that with my cousin on this space ship ride at the county fair! It was so fun and this just made me nostalgic

[@lexluger1095]

McDonald’s and Burger King have some serious frozen beef

[@mikentikes11]

I was like woah Damien is back on emkay?! Then I looked at the date

[@markoi.9558]

What even happened?

[@JRS9468]

Depresso

[@fyro4137]

6:23 “you may have outsmarted me” *“BUT I OUTSMARTED YOUR OUTSMARTING”*

[@NajimiDoingCrack]

0:27 hey thats me

[@freekbird7570]

1:24 he is playing hypixel skywars duels

[@midnightstrider8579]

i watched that nuke's top 5's video in full screen, and never have i ever been so bored of a video

[@jonathana6755]

9:32 let me catch my son going to Walmart to take pictures of double xp codes off Doritos bags without me

[@mintfennecfox7781]

0:02 When you Realise you're only 8 minutes Late

[@toringaming723]

I hate to ruin this amazing moment 9:16 but in North Korea when a family member escapes the rest of the family is sent to jail.

[@JaxAngel06]

1:17 He's playing Hypixel Skywars

[@rateeightx]

7:52 I Looked It Up, Apparently He Was Banned For, Heh-Hem, "Lewd Behaviour"

[@Monsterbwoi]

0:59 what about when his tiles start moving? You can see that they've started by looking at the one next to the person in the orange hoodie

[@Cosmiccrying]

ok so im sitting here watching some EmKay and KZbin had to give me, no one, not two, but four ads for fortnite (im a hardcore minecraftplayer) and im pretty sure my laptop is messing with meh, or is it just a madlad?

[@psycholyfe]

Man, Florida sure is a scary state 😂

[@buildermonkey2229]

1:18 That minecraft server is called hypixel, and they are playing the minigame, skywars.

[@IDKwhoIamEither]

5:17 "I am the ULTIMATE-" My Sonic fangirl ass: lifeform?

[@probablynotviolet]

Feral Lolita 5:17 “I am the ULTIMATE-“ My JoJo fanboy ass: Lifeform?

[@dogesuchwow9845]

I'm the ultimate old meme

[@probablynotviolet]

doge such wow you are still relevant! I have been forgotten and forbidden by elders of many kinds!

[@subtlr7716]

1:16 it's probably Hypixel.

[@WasteOfTheOcean]

it is

[@mt7680]

it is

[@sscrubberhose5377]

I used to live in Kodiak. I wasnt allowed to go see Pitbull but my classmates were talking about it for MONTHS after it happened. He made a small, dreary town a little bit happier.

[@C10UDX9]

6:17 I believe here it says “Kabacha” i dont know what it means though, it may be a name of a person or random hiragana.

[@RoseTintedCarbon]

I believe it is actually 'kabocha', and it means pumpkin.

[@C10UDX9]

weebslayer69 ah ok thank you, I’m still learning so I apologise for my mistake.

[@RoseTintedCarbon]

@@C10UDX9 It's cool, I am currently trying to learn kanji...

[@songbird2383]

6:17 it reads “kabocha”, it means pumpkin in japanese

[@mrbritvata8188]

Isn't it kahochiya?

[@valeriaswanne]

か ka ぼ bo (ho is ほ) ちゃ cha (the や is small and attached to ち chi to make one character)

[@bartman608]

they may have been trying to spell kombucha こんぶちゃ as well maybe not pumpkin but who knows

[@memememeson6780]

3:56 she is the chosen one, she will bring balance

[@connorbruh1907]

1:16 bro.. how can you not tell that hypixel. I didn’t even zoom in and I automatically know that’s hypixel skywars