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[@Yogasefski]

I’m sorry, but asking for any type of coffee beverage *ON THE ROCKS* is genius, and I’m gonna start using it.

[@melaniee___1486]

Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥 mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘

[@rimaruttempest6109]

breh ^

[@cheeseburgah563]

Honestly yeah, we should also do that for any drink with ice in it.

[@decepticusprevails]

I like it. We already use that phrase for alcoholic beverages, so it makes sense to use it for other drinks that you want ice 🧊

[@whiterabbitserpentshand5645]

The first two replies are just awful

[@supercyclone8342]

I just watched that hour-long Garfield video yesterday (what did the internet do to Garfield) and I don't regret it. There is surprisingly a ton to say about him, especially about him apologizing to Jon.

[@KillerMeme]

SuperEyePatchWolf?

[@Thunderwolf-u]

@@KillerMeme Probably

[@ale6530]

@@KillerMeme yes

[@supercyclone8342]

@@KillerMeme Yep!

[@eckitronix]

It surprises me that so many people did that recently

[@FloatingComet62]

Gotta love that on Emkey, there's sometimes no bleeps. And every time there is one it ALWAYS different.

[@melaniee___1486]

Only for fans over 18 years old onnanoko.tokyo/shizumi 💜 mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘

[@CD-Puter]

@@melaniee___1486 shut up

[@ayashameimaru966]

Ye

[@CrispyPillow6]

Damien and robin fav

[@ThatManSpam]

@@CrispyPillow6 same

[@derpionderpson1424]

There is a difference between social anxiety and introversion. Introversion doesn’t need to be that you dislike other people, it’s just that if all else is equal and you have a choice between enjoying time alone or with a stranger, an introvert will be more likely to chose being alone. Social anxiety on the other hand is where you *want* to be part of social interactions, but worrying about basically everything wears you out and causes you to avoid social interactions. I personally think it is important to make a distinction so people with social anxiety realize their situation is likely due to trauma or bad social interactions at a young age giving them a warped social upbringing which can be mended by going to a psychiatric, while introversion is just a personality trait and nothing to worry about, just remember to keep in contact with your friends so they are there when you feel like doing something.

[@averageinternetuser7847]

Finally, Someone who understands what being an introvert actually means

[@blackcooler]

This does not change the fact that in Antarctica there are 21 million penguins and in Malta there are 502,653 inhabitants. So if the penguins decide to invade Malta, each Maltese will have to fight 42 penguins

[@detalius5835]

42??? YOU GUYS ARE DEAD AS HELL

[@melaniee___1486]

Only for fans over 18 years old onnanoko.tokyo/shizumi 💜 mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘

[@STN4D]

Why is your pfp a girl pointing a gun at a fish?

[@LarsTonguesInAspix]

Oh hey scam bots

[@mollieburge4940]

but do the penguins have guns

[@fireprober8945]

8:29 The 1 hour video about Garfield that OP was talking about was “What the Internet did to Garfield” and it gets way too metaphorical about Garfield

[@kugelius.]

I love that video, its perfect

[@dumbluckduckgoose9437]

that video is so good

[@djgamer5223]

That is a good video to watch

[@whiterabbitserpentshand5645]

@tasya niel what the actual hell?

[@NotoriousICG]

Best use of 1 hour I’ve ever had

[@BananaWasTaken]

8:00 I would like to point out they said ‘NOT for the whole fighting thing’ implying something entirely different…

[@gbjj08]

did you know, that in-

[@NotoriousICG]

Something entirely canonical within the Pokémon games

[@aetimes2]

most of that 30% has a vaporeon and/or a gardevoir

[@owenmurphy924]

8 year old me: It would be epic if pokemon were real! 15 year old me who has been on the internet: please don't make it real

[@7ofspades7]

@@aetimes2 Lucario is statistically more popular than gardevoir.

[@Chloe_2442]

7:59 robin reading this wrong and thinking the jail time was for pokemon battling is definitely the thing i needed this year

[@BlockStah]

Mental health is like fire, its super chaotic - Sun Tzu

[@melaniee___1486]

Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥 mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘

[@eyesglow1777]

I have to admit that I usually watch emkay videos when I can’t do something, I’ve been struggling with eating disorders since some time now but I’ve taken the habit of sitting down and taking my time to eat while watching emkay. It’s really helped me with it

[@melaniee___1486]

Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥 mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘

[@Havoc_Prismatic]

I have Arfid and to distract myself from the eating I also watch emkay! It’s a good coping tool

[@Emm1lyn]

Watching a video while eating feels good honestly

[@reas81aj77]

im so sorry abt ur eating disorder, im really happy that emkay is helping u eat more tho !! i wish u the best of luck w getting out of ur eating disorder

[@MasterIsabelle]

Before you know it you’d have eaten the whole bowl and went for seconds :)

[@jordanhasch2544]

I've been battling some serious depression lately, so this channel, combined with Keyush The Stunt Dog and Girl With The Dogs, has really helped pull me back from the brink. Starting to feel a bit better. Thank you, EmKay.

[@chromite4068]

@tasya niel bro tf

[@guig16]

@@chromite4068 It’s a bot, so it has no conscience and thus will not care about this person here’s unfortunate condition.

[@tysendg1-118]

Me too, hope it gets better, I know it doesn’t really just “get better” and that it takes more than just youtubers, but hope it gets better eventually,

[@chromite4068]

@@guig16 fuck this bot all my homies hate this bot

[@MaxxieTheGal]

Hope you get better Jordan

[@astrocalls]

I never realised how much I watched Emkay until my WiFi cut out for 3 days, I’m binging all the videos now lol

[@Searchin4keys]

Lmao

[@renan0004]

8:27 super eyepatch wolf: you're right an hour is too little, an hour and twenty minutes on the other hand.

[@silverflight01]

7:52 I'm sure Gardevoir, Lopunny, and Lucario's evolution lines would be responsible for at least 70% of those arrests.

[@jakoblent4694]

And the other 30 are people abusing hypnos

[@matiaspereyra9392]

@@jakoblent4694 that shit would be a problem, I bet everyone would be issued a psychic pokemon to defend against both regular people and wild psychic pokemon, given that you shouldn't restrict them because that would be even a bigger issue nor ban them because that's not feasible

[@kurgerbing3787]

_”This may seem weird but your dog_ _seemed to really enjoy that.”_ *”_Am i threatening my self?”_*

[@kurgerbing3787]

WHY IS MY COMMENT FULL OF BOTS

[@erebos42]

Robin: No amount of vodka on New Year's Eve will save you from New Year's Day. Alcohol poisoning and liver failure: Allow us to introduce ourselves.

[@limejelo]

8:22 I love when EmKay points out how thrown together and nonsensical some memes are

[@Lemonsrt]

Ok but it’s even funnier because that video actually exists

[@yeethittter1285]

Checkmate kzbin.info/www/bejne/hHLLaqKCqJtqedk

[@masterpuggo4023]

8:26 Clearly, the world of i'm sorry jon hasnt been exposed to you

[@melaniee___1486]

Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥 mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘

[@einienj3281]

6:08 You know that there is this thing called "too much vodka"..? Never have to worry about anything, ever again..

[@melaniee___1486]

Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥 mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘

[@boujeebootymeat585]

no it only too much vodka when a bear is passed out from it/the hanger over, sheeeeeeeeesh!

[@einienj3281]

@@boujeebootymeat585 If You drink too much, you don't have to worry about a hangover.. 😵

[@dogonmainstreethowling]

11:49 oh my god I actually saw this happen once. I was staying in mayo w/ family and just so yk most of the people of mayo are absolutely horrible at trying to prevent the virus and then this guy puts on his mask and just walks into a shop and goes very loudly "OH HOWYA (i forgot the guys name)" and then proceeded to take off his mask and start having a casual conversation with this guy inside the building both not wearing any masks

[@kitdoesstuff_official]

I love it when Emkay posts during my school day

[@Trazor_]

same

[@nickermations3503]

amen

[@tiredasexual_8334]

@obi_1_ke_bone_me 40

[@uselessfrog4030]

@@tiredasexual_8334 yes this is correct im a math person

[@ArcherWillows]

literally this posted in the middle of 2nd period for me

[@HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV]

1:18 I'm glad I'm not the only one. Given how chill my parents and younger brother are with their phones while on the balcony, I've been led to think that I'm weird or maybe even paranoid for worrying I might drop my phone over the balcony if I don't clench it tightly. I mean, I am weird, but at least that's one less reason why.

[@maxzapsgamingzepzeap2337]

8:21 I once watched an hour long video about Garfield detailing how the internet turned him into a Lovecraftian Sensation, so it is possible

[@wyvern-nero]

"Where in the world is there an hour long video about garfield?" oh. so you have not seen the horrors. May i recommend "Super Eyepatch Wolfs" video titled "What the internet did to Garfield"? I'm sure you'll be horrified.

[@xrathyes]

Fun Fact: Emkay has helped people with their depression, Including me.

[@totallyoriginalname5653]

That's good to hear

[@aprettydumbperson]

Must be pretty mild then

[@noodlesgamebox5903]

Tru tho

[@mangomonroe]

And me.

[@tronnzy3692]

sure

[@BuiHieuDong]

*6:40** Me after went back to sleep and wakes up at 7:30am in the morning: Yeah, it was totally worth it!*

[@melaniee___1486]

Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥 mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘

[@overgrowth3603]

the hour long video is how the internet ruined garfield. I know this because the thumbnail is eldrich garfield and it haunts my youtube recommended

[@starwolf27]

Watch it; it’s really good

[@laxmastiffgaming6351]

Every time I heard the story of Goldilocks, she didn't sleep in the larger beds because one was way too firm, and the other was so soft it was swallowing her. But are we going to talk about how Mama and Papa Bear had begun sleeping separately?

[@cthonisprincess4011]

Actually it’s a really good idea, as it allows for a better night sleep. It wasn’t until the 1960s that it was actually expected that couples were expected to sleep together in the same bed.

[@The1nvisibleJeevas]

@@cthonisprincess4011 who started that trend, and why?

[@cthonisprincess4011]

@@The1nvisibleJeevas I dunno, but it certainly took serious hold during the so-called ‘Sex Revolution’.

[@MalloryHasCats]

Can relate to the dog getting forehead kisses. Yesterday I was sitting on the couch next to Biscuit (the cat) and boyfriend walks in. I say hi honey, and he goes "HI BISCUIT! AW YOU ARE SO PRETTY, I GOTTA GIVE YOU KISSES" etc and then "hi mallory" and walks into the kitchen.

[@cumunist2120]

Sorry The cat comes first it’s pretty rare to haves cat the likes attention

[@sunvieightmaster88]

"Let me check out my mental health real quick" CS:GO players: Depression

[@mongmanmarkyt2897]

See also: League of Legends players

[@cumunist2120]

Is playing cs:Go the video game equivalent to having a porn addiction

[@Ashurman666]

7:55 You misread and I'm pretty sure misunderstood this one. If Pokemon were real, 30% of us would be in jail NOT for the fighting thing.

[@CH1PP3NDAL3]

Yeah, he is a little confused, but he`s got the spirit xD

[@mewyorkcityf46607]

gardevoir and vaporeon. dont let 18+ year olds own gardevoir or vaporeon

[@Anty_Praza]

​@@mewyorkcityf46607I think that letting a teenager to have a gardevoir is much worse that to let a guy with a family have one.

[@Megatrenwastaken]

10:45 I was sent out of my class once so I just wandered around the hallways and I found an aerial picture of the school, I looked closely at it because I really had nothing better to do, the temporary block was there, the photo was taken 50 years ago

[@winnkey]

As someone who has watched an hour long video on Garfield it was very interesting

[@melaniee___1486]

Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥 mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘

[@pigeonthatlikesred]

The one by Super Eyepatch Wolf? If so, same.

[@Borsuk988]

As a man who have a fear of height the thumbnail was vary true

[@aprettydumbperson]

Ah the fucker trio

[@CreepySaiyanGaming]

Petition to have Robin’s permanent censor noise as the cat meow. I think it’s the most fitting for him.

[@Holden_Makok]

At 12:08 that story reminded me about this time I was in Walmart and a man just 10 feet away from us was coughing, he proceeded to take off his mask and cough into his hand then put the mask back on. To make it even worse, he sounded sick...

[@katie15732]

I should be doing my school work, but I'm watching EmKay instead

[@Spooky_l3xxi]

I should be sleeping lol it’s almost 1am wear I am

[@melaniee___1486]

Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥 mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘

[@guardian3636]

8:26 super eyepatch wolf: it's better if you don't know

[@Wise_moonlight]

7:22 Robin, you mean almost every f*cking Education System's game

[@kingconrad4577]

“Because i am bad at Doors” Relatable

[@andreasnygaard98]

Robin: 99.99% of billionaires are evil! That 0.28 billionaire: Maybe i dont want to be the bad guy anymore

[@midnightZer0]

7:54 I would get arrested for having over 100 Rowlet in my apartment

[@sherrychannel6766]

Gotta love a new me irl video

[@jonathangosselin4591]

I LOVE WATCHING EMKAY

[@Ari_C]

11:42 this one hurts even more a year later when we're _still_ in a pandemic, only difference is now almost everyone is behaving as if we aren't.

[@seemzlegit7056]

I don't know why but the stupid meme that popped up for 2 seconds at 4:00 made me giggle my ass off at 1am. Thanks EmEditor. Thank you alot.

[@DogsWithPurpose]

The balcony one couldn’t be more relatable

[@productionbykylo]

0:30 when your birthday happens to be 2/2/22 satisfies me because of the perfection and even it is

[@aLiShii_]

*✨ Emkay is my daily dose of happiness ✨*

[@melaniee___1486]

Only for fans over 18 years old Aishite.Tokyo/shizumi ❤‍🔥 mañas no se la Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy . Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım'' Erinder: ''Sezimdüü'' Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak'' Dene: ''Muzdak'' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾 Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente 💗❤️💌💘

[@Ashantiyana1]

Interesting story about phones and balconies: When I was in high school, I was walking from the second floor balcony to the stairs for the first floor (outside), and um... Yeah, I dropped my phone. Dropped onto the metal rails on the first floor and then instead of the SOFT GRASS it chose the CEMENT. SOMEHOW it wasn't broken. Didn't even have a crack. I could never use wired earbuds again, but y'know what? I still had my phone.

[@somnvm37]

8:40 I like how all designers think "so handle means push, and flat surface means pull" beacause this is how it works everywhere.

[@vastsea5141]

I slapped my headphones so hard it came flying off

[@GaryHamad]

That Genuine Scream is Something I Can Relate and Wanna do To People

[@rowboat0012]

10:20 Wait wait wait... BEL AIR IS A REAL PLACE???

[@cheeseburgah563]

8:19 there is a certain few hour long video about Garfield 👀. But that one is pretty intense and not for untrue Garfield fans.

[@7ofredspades12]

6:40 This EXACT thing happened to me this morning. This is some matrix type shit. I am scared.

[@factsmachine7177]

Just want point out the disturbing fact that the “if Pokémon were real” meme said NOT for the fighting thing.

[@Chloe_2442]

i literally died laughing when robin read it wrong, i am a ghost now

[@DoctorBones1]

Well it said in the actual game people used to marry pokemon...

[@eleboyele1302]

Robin describing billionaires is no different than describing people

[@catfromreddit7148]

"what the internet did to Garfield" is the hour long video about garfield

[@AdamArBast99]

12:17 you know that 2023 was canonically the year Tony Stark died, right?

[@moodymoosh]

6:08 there is absolutely an amount of vodka that'll save you from new years day

[@drscavv2661]

8:26 the specific video is "what the Internet did to Garfield" by super eyepatch wolf

[@ignitedember343]

My parents at my age: im doing really well in school Me at my age: im going to be a anthro dog with a skull for a face on the internet

[@Massck]

4:16 I can already hear every hungarian person mald about this joke. And honestly, I understand why

[@raydorepp]

It won't be me, I'm strong and- I HEAR THAT JOKE ONE MORE TIME

[@smthnbatey]

10:36 Venom 2018 being my new comfort movie and those movie critics throwing hate at it

[@biggiecheese7011]

Robin keeps me going man fr. I love all of them but something about robins self awareness is just *chefs kiss*

[@yeethittter1285]

"What can you say _about Garfield_ for an hour???" Lasagna Cat: _Observe_

[@tybois74]

@9:18: Look up Chuck Feeney. He is the co-founder of the Duty Free Shoppers Group. Chuck amassed a fortune of around $8 billion. In 1982, he founded The Atlantic Philanthropies and slowly gave away his fortune in secret. He continued to until a business dispute uncovered his secret philanthropy. In 2020, Feeney closed The Atlantic Philanthropies. He lives in a rented apartment in San Francisco on the remaining $2 million (as of 2016).

[@ChaseJonas75]

7:56 did he misread that on purpose because he didn’t want to confront what the person actually said lol

[@President_Starscream]

I don't believe in myself. I have not seen convincing evidence that I exist.

[@alenamarsh2591]

0:26 this will actually be my dad’s 50th birthday. Not to mention that we have an inside joke about a troll that lives in your stomach named 222.

[@ohokay4663]

7:12 i think a good example of how bad the american sschool system is, is that I emailed my social studies teacher begging for extra credit cause I didn't think I was gonna pass my junior year and laid down to cry about it and before I could see if I got a response my dad yelled at me from downstairs because my teacher got the guidance counselor to call him about a Suicide Concern. Because i emailed my teacher saying i was very afraid i wasn't going to pass her class and needed help. That is the first instinct she had.

[@silverflight01]

Honestly, a horse watching MLP got a laugh out of me. Ponies are horses after all.

[@coyotix]

If the world is a simulation and i’m the main character, i’m *this* close to going into a villain arc

[@ElperDIDO26]

8:23 oh sweet baby robin hasn't seen the SuperEyepatchWolf video about Garfield, well he should bc it's probably one of the best narratives in KZbin to this day

[@haouleo]

11:45 tmi but at some point last year i had a runny nose and was at work (confirmed not to have been covid) talking to a customer. At one point i had to sneeze and as a decent human being i didnt remove the mask, turned around, and still covered my sneeze with my arm. I made an absolute mess inside the mask, but i couldnt just admit it to the person i was talking to, so out of cheer cluelessness i spent the next 5~10mins talking to someone while wearing an unsuspiciously snotted mask. Thanks for coming to my tedtalk.

[@etourdie]

Here's the thing: every day is the same and it drags on, so it takes forever to actually get to something worth noticing, but because every day is the same and drags on, you will not remember anything that happened by like maybe 2 days later, so absolutely no time has passed

[@241Cookies__]

You can tell Robin's birthday is in a few weeks, and not only that, he's probably getting closer to 30

[@pain.1901]

0:26 the day the witch queen makes her move

[@badopinionssquid1735]

Ik exactly one one-hour vid about Garfield, and it's a history about how "I'm sorry John" happened

[@unknownpokemon3681]

The hat man probably means that one crooked man from a horror movie

[@IAmDox]

Even weirder to be riding a motorcycle and have that "how did I get here?" moment. Sometimes I wonder how I am alive.

[@boop6616]

That hour long video about Garfield is probably “What the internet did to Garfield”

[@ordersol5221]

I literally thought of that video the moment I saw "Hour-long video about Garfield."

[@hunter_michelie4425]

11:25 yes, "Cumbria" is the name of a place. It's the Northwest county of England that I grew up in. Known for sitting on the Border with Scotland, the Lake District, and Keswick; the place used for Force Awakens iirc.

[@dannuggy7592]

6:39 did you know that if you wake up at 3am randomly it’s a 80% chance your getting stared at

[@justanormalperson9965]

r/me_irl Is Pretty relatable

[@franciscolaurean8550]

@7:52 Yea 30% for fighting but more than that for a different reason, like when varporeon became a thing

[@BuiHieuDong]

*Me when the:*

[@UmGamer3300]

You were literally a millisecond late

[@inqyr4707]

Me when the irl

[@sherrychannel6766]

Me when the:

[@モールスオッズ-音楽]

@caren louis SHUT IT

[@averagesnail5437]

the

[@МирјанаАдамовић]

Man should really know when to let go.

[@МирјанаАдамовић]

R/cursedcomments

[@maikor9423]

8:27 Fun fact: There is a video out there made by Super Eye Patch Wolf that has the title "What the internet did to garfield" and it's 1 hour and 16 minutes long. I watched the whole thing, wouuld really recommend.

[@instigatedeye5941]

Caller justification, do you mean call screening? "The person you are trying to reach is using a screening service provided by Google, please state your name, and your reason for calling"

[@j.p.6932]

11:32 I don’t think I’ve ever related to a meme as much as that

[@DHMISDuckGuy]

Ay: A Aye: eye Lol I get mad when people mess that up

[@runner0233]

You'd be surprised on how crazy garfield lore is

[@phoenixflaer8249]

Brain go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[@hungrymusicwolf]

6:09 I assure you if you just keep drinking more and more vodka on new years eve then all your problems will be gone by the end of the night (and probably before then). Mostly because you don't exist anymore.

[@uftgaming4818]

0:35 fun fact:it is also the 22nd for the lunar calendar

[@blueinrealm65]

A temporary bus interchange here lasted for 10+ years

[@snipsnip8785]

1:35 sounded like alucard abridged

[@hellawa4932]

1:30 the little dog is food for the big dog but the big dog is sleeping.