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[@Ssylphie]

AS A CERTIFIED NURSING ASSISTANT THAT HAS WORKED IN A NURSING HOME I CAN CONFIRM Old people really do play bingo. And it can get kind of competitive, but it’s usually pretty chill.

[@god2593]

"If you say bingo Jeramy, I'll tell everyone about your bed wetting episode."

[@patrlpilott]

Yes

[@SAFCbtfc]

@@god2593 I’m in stitches 💀

[@ebanibernalarevalo7127]

Would love to see a figth on bingo

[@derekderek7033]

Intensely chill

[@xicemicesterx6431]

“I have a dishwasher, I cant relate” - robbin flexing

[@Iexistwithoutmyconcent]

He’s just talking about his girlfriend

[@matthill1093]

@@Iexistwithoutmyconcent r/cursedcomments

[@long-nose-james6336]

@@Iexistwithoutmyconcent he's flexing his girlfriend

[@Iexistwithoutmyconcent]

@@long-nose-james6336 ikr that’s just flexing that we need to stop

[@ronaldjoypaullames4853]

@@Iexistwithoutmyconcent r/cursedcomments

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

I never had to worry about driving lessons with my dad out here in the wilderness

[@snakewithahat1588]

Bruh

[@snakewithahat1588]

@BRB committing arson. Also, not clicking that, might be a rickroll

[@minithegameguy4674]

@@snakewithahat1588 I thought it was a scam tbh

[@heatherscheffler3752]

@@snakewithahat1588 yeah it fake as fuck.

[@Limepopsicle07]

Never had to worry about driving lessons with my dad cuz he’s out at the store... and he’s... been there... for three years..... .......

[@mrs.squeak2918]

“Tiny rabbit is obsessed with giant girlfriend who’s 4 times his size” Resident evil 8 players: first time?

[@Windperfire]

ok

[@trick7024]

"I would have to find a 8 foot girlfriend to make that joke" Theory confirmed. Robin is 2ft tall.

[@thisisasupersayin376]

Well, he is a bird. Are we surprised?

[@gotsomham]

@@thisisasupersayin376 that makes him a pretty tall bird

[@CheddaCheeser]

CRAP, i was gonna make that joke...

[@_leaf-3525]

@@gotsomham according to a quick search, robins are generally about 14cm, which would make him almost twice the size of the average robin

[@gotsomham]

@@_leaf-3525 yay, my guess was right Wait wouldn’t that make him four times the size or am I stupid

[@yoursadnessisnoted.792]

As an Australian, yes. Yes we lost a war against the emus. Veterans from WW1 (i think it was) were complaining about the emus ruining their crops so the armies like: eh wth we'll kill them all for the veterans. But sadly, since emus are basically tanks and run really fast, the bullets had little to no affect on them. So yes, even our f***ing birds are scary

Australian birds didn't get the memo that they aren't dinosaurs anymore.

[@CapCat92]

I keep thinking it was wwII veterans but i am bit Australian, nor do i live in Australia.

[@merrowbone]

Worked as a CNA at a nursing home, can confirm, the elderly go off in bingo

[@DetectiveDorian]

Former housekeeper in a nursing home, and yes. According to a CNA, there was one bingo night that got so competitive that one of the residents got up out of his wheelchair to try and throw his thickened juice at another resident but missed and hit the bingo caller instead.

[@sashimii8928]

"Jimmy, if you say bingo one more time I'll give you one more reason why you have that cane."

[@bleepblock2177]

Someone gets a bingo Everyone: and this, is to go even further beyond AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@lizillusion2318]

13:51 - "They wonder why we never wanna *come out* " Truer words have never been spoken.

[@gunsandroses896]

Glad I was born in Australia. I just wish my skills didn't randomise into 56 intelligence, 1 stamina, 1 strength and 99 mental deficiency.

[@imtrying_doseart]

r/murderedbywords

[@yoriichitsugikuni6970]

Woah self burn? My like is now yoirs

[@yoriichitsugikuni6970]

*yours

[@14thbattlegroupcommander]

@@imtrying_doseart r/suicidebywords*

[@mothlure]

mine would be 50 intelligance, like -2 stamina (asthma is funnnn) and like 30 strength.

[@-r-3656]

I like how he said the F word uncensored but then proceeded to censor "sh*t" immediately after.

[@baby_mui14]

What time???

[@YoshoDinoSide]

@@baby_mui14 3:06

[@baby_mui14]

@@YoshoDinoSide Thanks

[@theteardrop615]

@@YoshoDinoSide ​ No fucking way Also you gotta remember that s*it

[@prod_by_slvg]

yeah what the hell happened

[@thatsanriosoftboy]

I swear the rabbits at 6:00 are straight up me and my boyfriend, I'm literally twice his size plus 10 pounds. I genuinely don't get how he hasn't died from me sitting in his lap, and I feel like anything smexy is gonna probably kill him.

[@slushierushie]

Death by snusnu?

[@Ahhellnah503]

SlushieRushie death by snusnu is confirmed

[@beeperscreepers4263]

7:13 fun fact: This pain is typically from stress and anxiety. I like to call it my "Bad Vibe Sensor"

[@BroKenPROgaMeR]

4 year old me: has a nightmare for the first time 4 year old me: *goes back to sleep anyway*

[@sarahwolfate]

Cool

[@lonelybrat9256]

My first ever nightmare was ridiculous. 2 year old me walks to my parents whilst crying. Dad: oh what's wrong? Me: I had a nightmare Dad: what was it about? Me: I was sucking on a lollipop and when I took it out my mouth it was smaller!

[@angrycrusader1147]

@@lonelybrat9256 is that true cus if so oof

[@waidi3242]

@@lonelybrat9256 my first nightmare ever was when i was just 3 years old, it was about the i was alone in bedroom, in my own baby bed, crying and wanting parents. Now looking back to it, it feels like it was my future mental health screaming to get help ..

[@puretestoster1]

the first nightmare i can remember was me getting into a car and it taking off without my mom. car go brr

[@AzraelonEarth]

Robin's anger for the irresponsible louts of this pandemic is something I come back to Emkay for. Love it.

[@nilnull5457]

9:28 Full moon has negligible UV light. This is because the regolith (ie moon soil) really likes to absorb UV. The reflectance is less than or equal to about 5-15%(depending on the sample) in the UV region. Also, the moon, being way dimmer than the sun, means UV gets further decreased. So don't expect tanning in the moonlight.

[@acanwithnobrand]

As a. Australian, I can confirm that we lost a war against Emus. One of them pecked my eyes out

[@ASTRO_1234]

wait... HOW TF DID YOU TYPE THIS

[@no-wn8hk]

@@ASTRO_1234 j and f have lines on them

[@swaggg6654]

@no wow I never knew

[@the_singingavgeek3433]

Emu war flashbacks

[@smol176]

there was never any peace treaty signed, I live in constant fear

[@madisonlyons3991]

You have a dishwasher that ACTUALLY cleans your dishes without needing to wash them by hand first? How much and where can I get one?

[@corazar1415]

Well, from what I heard first you have to make a deal with Satan...

[@MEDSZ13.08]

Just rinse it don’t wash it

[@corazar1415]

@@MEDSZ13.08 what kind of monster are you. Underworld demon. Goblin cave giant bat. Let me know

[@Manie230]

We have one that cost 400€ and it’s a very cheap one at that. Regular cleaning and everything gets cleaned easily. Are American dishwashers trash or what?

[@SantiagoTPC]

@@Manie230 hit or miss. Sometimes it cleans well. Sometimes the capsule doesnt work correctly

[@historyfreek1926]

As an Australian I can tell you it's true we lost The Emu War, also known as the Great Emu War, was a nuisance wildlife management military operation undertaken in Australia over the later part of 1932 to address public concern over the number of emus said to be running amok in the Campion district of Western Australia. The unsuccessful attempts to curb the population of emus, a large flightless bird indigenous to Australia, employed soldiers armed with Lewis guns-leading the media to adopt the name "Emu War" when referring to the incident. While a number of the birds were killed, the emu population persisted and continued to cause crop destruction.

[@HeavyTanker-vx4oq]

Can not confirm, apparently both me, and my older sister basically picked up driving within like 5 minutes. My dad never freaked out with either of us.

[@private6549]

It isn't the hard as long as you get the basic controls down. You learn a lot about driving just by watching your parents drive.

[@pianoman5259]

Yeah, everyone was pretty calm while I was taking my drivers test, most of them were sleeping on the ground but they seemed chill

[@HeavyTanker-vx4oq]

A Random Somebody it's helps if yah got a good car that's built well and drives decently. SUVs are not a good car for a first car, a smaller sedan is what a person should start driving in.

[@private6549]

@@Isabelle-un6pv Yeah, a lot of the mistakes teenage drivers make is asshole parents screaming at them over every little micro-mistake. They are new, give them time and patience, they'll learn naturally from their mistakes. My cousin didn't drive till she was 21 because when she was learning when she was 16 her mother (my aunt) screamed at her for bumping the parking block when parking, so she just quit till she got older. Mind you, the car wasn't even damaged and even experienced drivers bump them sometimes.

[@private6549]

@@HeavyTanker-vx4oq That's so true, especially in the US since most people buy full-sized trucks and mid-sized or larger SUVs. Crossovers may handle better than body-on-frame SUVs but they still offer poor rear visibility unless they got a backup camera and they got bulky handling because of the size, not the chassis. The best possible car to learn to drive is indeed compact or mid-sized sedans. Mid-sized sedans offer the best ratio of handling, visibility, practicality and safety.

[@helloimreallyfuckingbored2762]

I haven’t had driving lessons yet. My dad says we’ll start when he gets more milk

[@weirdman5054]

*said

[@Cosmic-Queen]

"I grew up mormon" Slowly has flashbacks from when I grew up mormon as well and the bishop full on was asking why I wasn't giving 10% of my weekly allowance

[@meowdasia]

me also mormon

[@robbykoopman5559]

That sound awful I didn’t know that!

[@VioletMaeve]

Ah the dangers of most church. "If you are greedy, you are going to hell. Also please considering donating more than 5 dollars to the church. It helps us out."

[@Cosmic-Queen]

@@robbykoopman5559 Yea, they believe that you should give 10% of any money you made for that week. If you pay bills before that and don't have the money? "why didn't you pay your tithe before your bills?" That was one of the last conversations I had with the church before I left.

[@JesusChrist-sm4bm]

God Dam. Expect the whole asking part. My fauther letterly was like "Yhea bible days women can't handle money" and my allowance was my church ties. But I was never allowed to touch jt

[@fitraness123]

"I have a dishwasher. Can't relate." Me: *looks at the big ass pan my mom has that'll fit in the oven but not our dishwasher* wanna know what it's like

[@ChaoticPro_]

"This is ya boi Robin, just drank some cowboy juice" Me: This is ya boi Chaotic, just drank some Russian juice.

[@hebirattler]

ah yes

[@ChaoticPro_]

@@hebirattler gotta love that russian juice, fam.

[@ChaoticPro_]

@DuoTheDraconic No, it's purple.

[@Quick_Fix]

Is it just me, or am I having the wrong idea by "Cowboy juice"? 🤔

[@mystery7037]

@@ChaoticPro_ Russian juice is epiccc. I have spoken.

[@АльфияИсламова-у5ц]

I have just something to say. Vampires are got killed by sun light but not moon light, because sun light is too bright for them to see (I think).

[@quibydraws4049]

6:08 when Me_irl starts being wholesome af

[@shototodoroki826]

The "Did you know one banana weighs less than 15 washing machines?" got me good.

[@MrMonkeykiller1996]

Bikes are loud for safety reasons (of course there's assholes that make theirs overly loud) bikes can be hard to spot at times but you're more aware to look for them if you can hear one.

[@bonda_racing3579]

Loud pipes save lives

[@mikemanu8176]

Obviously the "small essay" meme went over your head. In Mexican slang, an ese means a home. So the boy was dressed as a smell ese which sounds like essay.

[@pennylover1999]

As an Australian, I can confirm we did have a war against emus, and we did lose.

[@salem4758]

About the prawn vs shrimp thing, the only real difference seems to be their anatomy. Taste-wise, they’re very similar.

[@TheEngieTF2]

My dad when I turned on the car light: *We're all gonna die!*

[@ryokokereukhuran]

As someone who has an actual southern accent, imma be real honest here Robin's fake accent is hilariously awful and absolutely made my day

[@awesomestyles]

Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 231 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D

[@KnownAsLyant]

The first comment... was spam

[@romirsarangi4341]

Sheesh u fast

[@hperm4704]

is this first?

[@CKDnV-OG]

OK

[@aeonofyaoi]

E

[@brodywilson5559]

... I'm Australian and.. it's not feeling great knowing we have a history of losing to birds. They took like 5 bullets and still ran away it took a lot to take them down.

[@blemmchan]

Oh yes. We lost a war to Emus. Like, the army was actually part of it and everything.

[@tumbletv_]

Motorcyclist here! Our bikes are loud so that even if people driving cars cant see us, they sure can hear us! Its part of safety since were much smaller and more commonly hit, but also kinda cool sounding. However, i also hate people that ride around at three in the morning revving their engines like its some kind of race

[@KawaiiKing64]

10:42 "Can I get another rimshot, Editor?" Editor: Sir, don't you think you've had too much tonight?

[@JellybeanInc]

In my house we don't ignore laundry. We stare at it in disdain every day, then listen to Emkay while we fold three baskets full.

[@byrondobbie763]

Emus have small organs so they can take bullets like a champ, more athletic than anyone who has seen this video and even learned to run away at the sound of military vehicles. The war was brutal

[@badatthings5793]

2:15 I used to have a stuffed animal that you could put stuff in and when I was about 10 I woke up in the middle of the night, saw it, and screamed because I thought it was a mound of human flesh. My parents didn't hear me scream and now I feel very safe

[@Ashtheenby135]

Robin: "I grew up Mormon-" Me who is growing up in the same religion: "Sorry, They decided that they should now only be called by their full prober name now" They do be really discriminatory tho-

[@kainuipenaloza9395]

Church of JESUS

[@ausernameimade1834]

@@kainuipenaloza9395 another reason i left

[@harl3quinn]

Hope you get outta there soon, hun.

[@crayola_colorzz]

The sounds he made for the printer were actually pronounced really well but we dont talk about that

[@AaronCross760]

3:59 it is a fact that australia started to use the military to kill off emu populations but even after killing a ton of them it was only like 10% of their population, then some guy invented a fence that works on them.

[@MiniMia48]

7:14 I thought I was the only one that got random pains on the side of my stomach, I feel normal for once now.

[@andeturner6498]

So im still slowly bingeing these when i have a moment and well im glad i came back! laughed way to hard (might have cried a little) and related to far to much.

[@flipflopexe]

"why dont you keep up a little bit internet explorer" i am dead

[@agentcalifornia3587]

10:57 well… about that…

[@yourfellowpancake6335]

Welcome to EmKay where you can’t stop watching it no matter what

[@ThePrinceofkindfulness]

Technically we did lose a fight to emus- I’d like to see you fight a fricking emu

[@marvinvalencia6049]

dont need to worry about driving with my dad when hes decomposing at the bottom of some lake

[@valerietaft9831]

7:45 that card is a Blue-Eyes White Dragon, this is useless info but that's my whole character.

[@alkahoth-lunalimadasilva7986]

I love how Robin is just full of everyone's crap

[@Kwebbel05]

3:45 I was never able to stop Karen, neither was the manager

[@thatoneguy7159]

As an Aussie I can confirm we have lost to emus in a war

[@Vicioussnakeboy]

Teacher: partner up with someone Me: *looks at the dude behind me but realises hes an asshole so i have to partner up with the girl next to me*

[@meowdasia]

@@demroyallers every girl next to me looks at someone else and me and the class thot r the only one left and I get an a++ for nothing

[@Magnymbus]

No wonder he's so angry... He was raised mormon... I feel ya bro.

[@mr.scarlo2234]

Day 307 of asking for "Hi, my name's Jack. I'm asking for some feedback."

[@MattBonk991]

@BRB committing arson. Hi jackoff, im Dad

[@elektrizon]

@@MattBonk991 Hi Dad! I’m Brother!

[@elektrizon]

@@Finn-pc7xr Hi Step-Brother! I’m Mother!

[@Moetron_V2]

@BRB committing arson. huh ._.

[@anon-unofficial]

@@elektrizon Hi Mother! I'm Sister!

[@rhager842]

Robin: Says the F word and it doesn't get censored. Also Robin: Says the S word and gets censored, Thank you, EmKay editor.

[@bigpineapplestudios7447]

0:38 THIS LITERALLY HAPPENS TO ME EVERY NIGHT

[@Moonkoolaid2]

Are you telling me that you don't wash them before putting them through the dishwasher??? How can you trust them to actually be fully clean.

[@alliemtf9441]

“Just drank some cowboy juice” *ram ranch starts playing* God why does my brain work like this

[@officialrhythmicthoughts]

3:07 always love when the censors forget something

[@hcode9234]

7:43 The dream I had today was earth was basically destroyed by climate change and there was 73 years left before we all died, and we had to get on ship to leave the planet and I was almost able to get on it but it was full started leave. I just stayed home and watched youtube.

[@leemangels514]

1:29 that is very true like I sneezed 2 times far apart from each sneeze and like 3 people just looked at me

[@c_zero-zu7vg]

The dude in the first 11 seconds looks like me when I see myself in the mirror after trying on the outfit I hypothesised would look good the night before

[@airgod231]

4:05, nope no, we definitely didn’t lose a war against emus, there is no gun to my head, no one is being coerced, do not question

[@justsomerandombirdwithinte5896]

The emus are much more powerful than the combined might of the German and italian afrika korps, Because the aussies held out at tobruk against them.

[@nomesobrenome7010]

7:05 I thout he was gona talk about that 2 girls 1 cup thing, i think no one escaped that one

[@Ij-jan]

I’m old 66, and I watch your videos. And no, not every old person plays bingo.

[@cometcal7387]

I'm disappointed in your sanity now that i saw that you subscribed to Guava Juice. Edit: CWC, Project Zorgo, Vy Qwaint, Grace Sharer and Daniel Gizmo too.

[@Ij-jan]

@@cometcal7387 my grandson uses my iPad on weekends when he visits. Ha ha

[@cometcal7387]

@@Ij-jan Ah, understandable. I'm still dissatisfied on your grandson's interests though xD

[@janicesmall2933]

Im 72, and subscribed to your channel. F* bingo!

[@PeterCaptainObvious]

9:36, this is why I just simply say "morning"

[@teleporter777]

Robin: Especially the star ones. Me: thinking* did he mean star wars, or infinity war?? Me: needs the asylum now because his sentence fried my brain and made me a handstand addict*

[@countryboii4107]

Robin I liked that accent at the beginning Also this was the first time I've heard Robin swear awesome!

[@demonictogaaftoncipherstar4271]

I have to admit, this is me most of the time

[@demonictogaaftoncipherstar4271]

@BRB committing arson. Sorry can’t School won’t let me with their IPad

[@maxwellbusse4711]

@@demonictogaaftoncipherstar4271 It’s probably a bot, no reason to respond

[@demonictogaaftoncipherstar4271]

@@maxwellbusse4711 Ah ok Thanks

[@abysmalbeat1268]

@BRB committing arson. Shut up

[@Mac..266]

Weirdly my dad was actually really chill the first time I drove

[@Evanster1212]

8:14 it’s the guy from villager animation

[@kurapikakurta1997]

The prayers have been answered. Yes, us Australians did go to war with walking birds, and multiple smaller ones.

[@ygguN.]

Clicked it faster than the Chinese rocket

[@davidleachman8404]

I got a ad about plastic in the ocean, for the first 10 seconds it was a baby turtle getting out of it's shell and going into the ocean, so I clapped until I saw a turtle stuck in plastic, the I sayed "Why did I clap."

[@autumnerez]

wait he said he’d need like an 8ft girlfriend.. theory he’s 2 ft tall

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

2:20 loving with Zach and Mike probably doesn’t help either, does it?

[@duckduckdraw9629]

10:50 well.... this aged poorly

[@guts60]

4:01 Actually, Sparrows won a war against the Chinese

[@ZangTheKitsune]

My mom: keep saying I was slacking because I don't want to learn how to drive. Also my mom: Slow down you're gonna scratch my car (even though I'm a several inches away). Also my mom: let's try again later (never tries ever again).

[@real_bullseye]

Fun fact, when I sit I can be mistaken for a shrimp

[@EchoGames_YT]

12:23 A shat 😂 A shitten 🤣

[@doggo-sama2600]

10:11 is the most relatable thing ever

[@dustinlocke7693]

as a yugioh player, i am greatly miffed that Robbin forgot the name of one of the most iconic dragons,

[@Cloaph]

The photo works with math homework too

[@WildTrapper]

3:07 THAT CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD. Like, I'm so used to the editor censoring the swears and hearing Robin just drop an f-bomb UNCENSORED hit like a truck. Just... I did not expect that.

[@NumbersToThePowerOf2]

Robin has clearly never worked in a nursing home, on a cruise, or assisted living. Bingo is everything with seniors there. Ps my phone hero’s wanting me to call it assisted loving lol

[@americancountryball2077]

How do you loose a war to an oversized chicken?

[@sincerecinnamon]

I teared up when he said he didnt like talking about himself because he hated himself because I had been relating to that for a while and only just got a bit of that impact As soon as I dry my tears the video makes me tear up again lol

[@unkn0vvnmystery]

3:10 did you just say the f word and then beep out the s word...

[@guy194]

i thought i was the only one

[@pizzalover9932]

1:20 yes old people do actually play bingo, I volunteered at an elderly home like a year ago helping run a bingo night and they loved it

[@ZelXVI]

Robin: They all get United States anyway Me in the Philippines: Guess I'm American

[@alchemysaga3745]

Think he meant the ones that begged to *not* get the USA.

[@punprincess3214]

THE DRIVING WITH DAD ONE IS ACCURATE!

[@youravggamer]

10:51 aged like milk lol

[@juliansandler4569]

I was looking for this comment haha

[@Din0Pyr0]

​@@juliansandler4569 same

[@hutsalot9397]

6:24 Love Scissor Sven, a good show

[@nuka-cetylene323]

"I just drank some cowboy juice." I thought it was Joe Swanson juice.

[@jessicaconner1242]

Ha me too

[@jay2stoopid]

2:32 This is pretty much how it went with my dad. (He wasn’t fired, he quit) The reason why he quit was because he would literally do all the work for everyone, but he wouldn’t get crap out of it. After he quit, stuff just went horrible. He literally would get multiple emails about asking him to come back.