r/Me_irl | memes that are actually call-out posts

[@EmKay]

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[@athalarahmanjauhari4135]

me big early

[@ElektRonix]

Ou shit i scrolled too fast im in the matrix

[@Carlos-cx4rk]

Love you emkay 👌🏽

[@badlydrawn4178]

What, you egg

[@ethanninow7890]

Completed

[@michaelwalsh6276]

History of Russia in one sentence: and then things got worse.

[@boringveil4783]

"So anyway, I started blasting"

[@p.9227]

Blyat

[@stromsnessart]

I feel stabbing

[@noteblocker5857]

russia in one sentence: vodka and hardbass

[@vinnietom6766]

Germany after Prussia: so anyways, we we're bad then good and bad again, you know the rest Russia after the revaluation: communism is part of *OUR* religion

[@thousandyardduel]

This made me say "wow, this is me irl."

[@yeetusdeletus3614]

Me irl

[@game84cube]

Ha ha... I do that

[@TRLPV]

Relatable

[@OFFICERMARIO]

Well now I don't feel too bad about the things I do anymore since everyone else is just as bad as me.

[@lakituu]

how did you read my mind?

[@gabriellockwood2780]

"You are a saucy boy." "What, you egg?" * he stabs him *

[@arealstone6685]

This is way better than any greek ar roman literature I have ever read

[@digiiiii]

..i forgot abt this

[@milesrunquist8543]

Isn't this Shakespeare?

[@Crimson1Fed]

@@milesrunquist8543 Indeed.

[@eleanorcooke7136]

@@milesrunquist8543 Macbeth

[@shineetheworld]

that art is insane that's real talent i'm literally so impressed

[@Couchpotaytoooo]

Me too i wish i can draw like that

[@loafuscranbrry8488]

And I’m so Loafus And that’s so Raven

[@bri_ishhedgehog5915]

Gay 🏀🏀

[@sf.roybal]

Nobody: Emkay: *mm hot water*

[@EmKay]

Nobody: ‌

[@marcusjohnsonssecurityguar5929]

@@EmKay rare to see emkay to not get much likes

[@gabstery]

r/uselessnobody

[@dicswet]

CsTv what’s the point of this comment

[@camlew9494]

Hot shower

[@gabemorse8848]

...South Sudan had the right idea

[@joemandernach3852]

LMFAO- SO TRUE

[@friggo3869]

It is currently December 284th 2019 in South Sudan

[@ainatimateobject]

Yeah... They did

[@philip8498]

I was looking for this

[@aboaliinside]

Salmonella Academy

[@VoltageTripwire]

"There are people literally living in England." As an Englishman, I can relate.

[@bloomingdemise]

but I wanted to move to england :(

[@lanedropify]

Cookie_iz_glitching _ I’m an American. I lived in England for a few years. That’s why I moved to Scotland.

[@bloomingdemise]

@@lanedropify oh TTwTT

[@Flame1611]

@@bloomingdemise Decent if you can ignore life, but life is falling apart around us (Government, weather, (lack of human interaction?)).

[@bloomingdemise]

@@Flame1611 I've only been there for a week, and it was the best week of my life =w= sorry I didn't see your suffering

[@anotsocheerio755]

Zack and Damien's voices are slowly blending together to the point that when I watch an episode after a week of inactivity I can't even tell who's talking.

[@heliex4415]

ANotSoCheeriO wait there’s 2 people running this

[@CardZed]

@@heliex4415 Yes, Zack and Damien

[@rachaelk3324]

@@heliex4415 What! There is?

[@A_Random_Rat]

I genuinely can’t tell if you guys are joking. Does he have a twin?

[@CardZed]

@@A_Random_Rat Its not a joke, the channel's owners are Zack and Damien.

[@tanookisweets5388]

Damien & Zack: Were waiting till the end for your art, Mortals... Robin: ART IS ART.

[@imindatrapbbn]

Read this: You in a math test:*does test* Principal:*enters room* Your brain: Hockus Pokus You Have Now Lost Your focus

[@slay1042]

me

[@CardZed]

r/meirl

[@dianejohnson6987]

Hell yea

[@glados_gaming4170]

But I liked the rest of it

[@dianejohnson6987]

Hail the Wailmer wut

[@emberthewolf1297]

"When it's your first day working as a kitchen as a pansexual" As a pansexual, coming out of the pantry, I can relate

[@Mzoyagon]

Same.

[@Gesustherapper]

If you guys see a pan do you have the biggest orgasm ever?

[@emberthewolf1297]

@@Gesustherapper Not unless we fuck them

[@mickytherat8020]

@@emberthewolf1297 exactly

[@hyper-revenge-sio]

It's difficult, this is why we aren't allowed to be alone with the pans

[@lettucemuncher7]

“stop complaning about your life there are people living in england“ Me who lives in england: all i know is rain,clouds and anime

[@kyla-bearx1170]

I also live in England. And I can agree.

[@izzaireredacted3018]

Yes

[@Colourization]

I mean in Essex it's surprisingly sunny. For me it hasn't rained for a few weeks

[@tropicalsploon]

@UnderSwap_ SansYT that’s also how it’s like living in west Norway.

[@ConfusedOxygen]

@@Colourization impossible.

[@dry_moisture5682]

“I did that all in one try, please applaud me” My mom at 3 am: is that a standing ovation coming from my sons room?

[@easa9999]

"Can you knot" me an intellectual: "no"

[@CardZed]

I caknot

[@anegidragon2275]

*very poor choice of words*

[@Steel_X]

Me a better. I cant

[@baltimorethug5]

An intellectual should be able to knot

[@nissaynou9781]

*y e s ' n t*

[@fobu6486]

Carson memes hit differently in 2021.

[@urarakaochako6985]

I dont see him any different since he did this when he was 19 and he's either 21 or 22 now, i still cant bring myself to watch any of his videos and i feel uncomfortable hearing his voice but as a person i dont see him any different. I met him at a con a few years ago, he is actually really nice

[@nautilus8789]

yikes that one hit me hard

[@DimT670]

@@urarakaochako6985 i mean to be fair he did it again at 20 and did it knowingly both times. Sure it might seem like a small difference age wise but being in highschool vs not is a real power imbalance. And its weird that it happened twice and both times online. And he told people about it too. Its definitely fishy and not innocent. It sounds like he is kind of a weird predator for highschool girls from the allegations and what others have said

[@adaoarfishes9405]

Can someone explain to me what happened?

[@urarakaochako6985]

@@adaoarfishes9405 carson was acused of grooming minors, he was 19 when it happened and the girl was 17 and only a month or two away from being 18. in my opinion, the girl isn't innocent either, because she consented to sending the photos.

[@chichichichichichiOwO]

Me at the beginning of the video with cereal: *meme about cereal and watching youtube* ........I'm doing exactly that.

[@Acetylace]

yessssss lol

[@FAlynn92]

same

[@izzyfloof1083]

Yep

[@fbi3233]

Exactly

[@spazmatism8421]

Same

[@campbellgates3194]

Me: Searched for “emkay” KZbin: 1 hour ago Me: :)

[@EmKay]

we made it just for you :)

[@EmKay]

@MARCUS TRUJILLO ::::)

[@minty7699]

@@EmKay god has answered

[@cosmnik472]

@@EmKay :;:;:;::)

[@pixyl4415]

@@EmKay ::::::::)

[@reginameyers]

I just transferred to a private school, and I can say one thing... The bathroom meme is completely true

[@zt8003]

Mine is a private school in Malaysia it’s like the public ones. It’s self decorative and uses cockroaches and lizards and literal sh*t to do so. Happy holidays you jackass cleaners

[@virinyan]

I transferred to a public school yet the bathrooms for me look the same

[@ghastlygavin]

As someone who attends public school in Malaysia, I can also say it's true

[@K75-d5n]

3:58 I laughed so hard and my sister said “that’s a really old audio on TikTok” Now I don’t have a sister

[@monolith253]

Did you commit No Russian

[@egge6145]

@@monolith253 of course he did

[@aaphule]

Lol, see my post? I choked on a pop tart, read to get more info! Stonks! 🙃👐

[@unbearablyconfused5494]

I'd like butt the noice number is present

[@monolith253]

Iman Mahmood now you can

[@ajojoreference4884]

they really called me out with “the people who say ow when their character in a video game gets hit”

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

Do you also go, "Hai-ya!" when you attack back?

[@malikthemadman]

yeah I actually do all 3 so........

[@tonypeppermint5329]

Ow.

[@kiki_3405]

I move along with the controller 😶

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

I fucking commentate like I AM that character.

[@silverdialga0358]

2:28 I can confirm that Private Schools bathrooms are NOT that nice, unless you go to a RIIIIIIIIIIIICH rich rich school. They probably have mints in a bowl on the way out.

[@oklguess6721]

Thank you

[@mrminerman21]

why would I want to take mints out of a toilet?

[@sun3vv]

Fr, my public school bathroom, someone wrote poop on a bathroom stall door with their own shit in the boys bathroom 🧍🏽‍♀️ the part of the school had to be closet down bc it stunk, kudos to our janitors though. Private school bathrooms are as shitty as gas station bathrooms

[@stationerystudies9917]

Our school just forces us to bring our own soap and toilet paper, because they can afford to put flat screen tvs at every school entrance that displays either nothing or just a slideshow of pictures, but they can’t supply goddamn hand soap

[@da45r]

Now I know who is who from their laughter.

[@Remls]

@@nobody7817 How do you spell "do"?

[@haliaaa]

kinda hate that the narrators come and go, it was hard to like damien and now it’s even harder to like zach :/

[@gurntsaltta7421]

@@haliaaa Kinda disagree, it didn't took me long to like both of them

[@chikennuget3634]

lia;田柾国 i cant even tell the difference when i’m playing the video in the background or something

[@McBehrer]

I know who is who because their voices are different

[@iMintyGreen]

The saucy boy quote is from Romeo and Juliet for anyone who doesn’t get it

[@game84cube]

What, you egg?

[@junjoval1204]

*He stabs him*

[@gravityshark991]

classic literature is a treasure

[@creepergamer5951]

Macbeth* I read the entire script for Romeo and Julliet and couldn’t find it:(

[@crazychocolate4434]

Creeper Gamer 59 nope it’s Romeo and Juliet Lord Capulet says it to Tybalt after he tries to go and attack Romeo at the party

[@catboywinterlyons6554]

1:24 no it should be “ppl who make a random noise to indicate them being hurt in a game”

[@lightbulb129]

Imagine if it goes like this: "Can you tie a knot?" "I cannot" "Ah! So you can knot!" "I can't knot!" "Well I can make you do that right now...." "Come down here and I'll teach ya!" It woukd be preeettyy fricked up

[@CedarCritter]

Is that Charmx as your pfp?

[@TheIllusioner]

Don’t worry, for some reason piglet (the one outside the hole) had to go on a quest to rescue them, but was too scared, so the owl in the hole (yes, there was an owl in the hole) *flew out of the hole* to give piglet a speech to have courage before *flying back in the hole.* Everyone in the hole didn’t notice and just praised him for his speech.

[@NatPatent]

@@TheIllusioner the heck is wrong with them

[@ryanmattie6913]

Nobody: Me:realizes there is going to be a year 4321

[@rubenpellejero6073]

R u sure?

[@killersquid2149]

me: reads this comment Also me: theres also a year 666 and 1234

[@ObligatoryBook]

The_Epic_Killer_ Squid There was also once a year 69 and 420

[@swaggymeowmeow]

were all gonna die

[@beaissa]

Saxophone Player if I lived in that year , 4 seconds before the new year I would say “we are all going to die in *4 3 2 1* “

[@Succui]

“Lamps in games are using real energy” “It’s a scary thing to have cancer”

[@emeraldnickel]

Quote from stabber: “what, you egg?”

[@louise6093]

Macbeth approves.

[@randomdude3415]

Saucy

[@gamemakerloch6964]

Blixer!

[@Nasrul260]

Call-Out Posts: **exists** Me: "don't know if I'm ahead of this post. Or is this post ahead of me?"

[@x_kittrix]

Nasrul The Bunny Why do I see you everywhere

[@Nasrul260]

@@x_kittrix some say it's free advertising. Some say that It's just a thing I do...

[@x_kittrix]

Nasrul The Bunny oh okay lol

[@leftythebear6646]

Me: tries to fall asleep KZbin recommendations: You wanna see a guy discover your true life? Through *m e m e s?*

[@-squirrelgirl-2040]

Me: *Y E S*

[@goneinaclick4046]

Everybody IRL: *sees Emkay upload* CLICKING ON VIDEO INTENSIFIES

[@EmKay]

yes... YES..... YES!!!!!!!!

[@GOD-ue9th]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow Most people looked at him with terror and with fear But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the Bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacher Women would desire Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on He ruled the Russian land and never mind the Czar But the kazachok he danced really wunderbar In all affairs of state he was the man to please But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze For the queen he was no wheeler dealer Though she'd heard the things he'd done She believed he was a holy healer Who would heal her son Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on But when his drinking and lusting And his hunger for power Became known to more and more people The demands to do something About this outrageous man Became louder and louder Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey "This man's just got to go", declared his enemies But the ladies begged, "Don't you try to do it, please" No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute, they just fell into his arms Then one night some men of higher standing Set a trap, they're not to blame "Come to visit us", they kept demanding And he really came Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They put some poison into his wine Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine He drank it all and said, "I feel fine" Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They didn't quit, they wanted his head Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine And so they shot him 'til he was dead Oh, those Russians

[@thatonekid2008]

I’m one of those people who says ow when I get hit in a game. I also say ow when someone pokes me. Even if it didn’t hurt, I still say ow. For some weird reason.

[@red-rq3om]

I say gong when somebody pokes me

[@lillym7408]

Same

[@dealx]

oh, i do it even worse, while im playing "untitled goose game", i talk to myself and the characters like: SIR LET ME MAKE YOU A PICNIC SIR, SIR DONT STEAL THE JAM I WORKED HARD FOR IT, HAHA NOOB I STOLE UR KEYS, OW SIR YOU HIT ME

[@thatonekid2008]

Darius Gaming I do that in like every game- I was playing a horror game called “(dont) open your eyes” and I kept asking this dude in the game “ok you still haven’t told me how tf you got in my house. Sir, sir, please leave my house. SIR PLEASE HOW DID YOU GET IN AND CAN YOU GET OUT PLEASE.”

[@mangoteaolive2700]

Dark Gałaxy Da Snaił same tho TwT

[@frailvictorianchild]

I tried watching this in school The screen was black the entire time

[@srijangupta.automobile6320]

I don't get it

[@deprecated8036]

Wait, I'm not sure if this is a joke or not

[@dragonaise2417]

what

[@deprecated8036]

I was gonna say get Firefox and a vpn add-on on the school computer or get a vpn on your phone

[@nordreds2084]

Srijan Gupta cuz school computers are shit

[@KoulroPhobia15]

1:52 as someone who fell behind in school, this is EXACTLY how tests felt.

[@dimensionalrnx4064]

Me: *Pauses game* Other people: *_Dude, He such a bitc-_* Me: *_rekt_*

[@ThatOneLeek]

8:06 Imagine not being able to reach itchy spots on your back. *This post was made by double jointed gang* Edit: *How could I forget, long arm gang.*

[@smittenmeteor6315]

Ah this reminds me Why does my left arm go farther up my back than my right

[@ThatOneLeek]

@@smittenmeteor6315 2 possible answers 1.) All parts of your body are inequal in some way. Left arm may be longer than your right one. All humans are actually asymmetrical. Or 2.) Your left arm is double jointed and your right is not. (Or you're an alien in disguise or sumth-)

[@smittenmeteor6315]

@@ThatOneLeek oh thanks.

[@ThatOneLeek]

@@smittenmeteor6315 No prob.

[@ddg1588]

Also by long arm gang

[@melvinatorgames420]

Pinned advertisement: Dawn's Dish Soap Thumbnail: DUCK FALLING OFF OF A WATERFALL.

[@sicko7451]

Your content is making me laugh every time.

[@sakuraRyn]

Oh shit, it's Captain!

[@EmKay]

oh yes! oh yes!!

[@Zenzy]

This is my whole life in a nutshell

[@jodesu5094]

cup

[@thatonesmolartistgorl4463]

cup

[@jozzyalthefool9273]

ᚲᚢᛈ

[@envious4890]

“2029? That’s not a real year.” John Mulany is a physic

[@wilbsy9128]

W o w. Last time I was this early JD hadn’t exploded the school.

[@cherrywoodstudios385]

The Turtle Not expecting that

[@ro-337]

A bomb's a bad choice for close-range combat.

[@cocoabeanzwantstopuzzle]

woah, Veronica, where did you come from?

[@PastaSick]

Yes

[@pingpongball90]

and connor wasnt dead!

[@fruitmelons9899]

1:26 That meg should’ve been “people who move when they are getting shot” and try to dodge irl

[@petra_gr]

8:07 Ha, you have no power over my weird flexible shoulders.

[@KpSRational]

And my weird long arms

[@probablyzeke6014]

I like how he was charged for asking a stupid question.

[@lizillusion2318]

As an art student, I enjoy seeing fanart by experienced artists.

[@nylajereb4523]

The post of wanting to see artacle that says about extroverts being more quiet and reflectful, i agree with it with every fiber of my body!

[@caydenlewis3518]

4:18 The original version of that photo is ‘People living in Illinois’ and I have it saved in my gallery of anti-illinois memes.

[@HoneydewBeach]

Excuse me

[@li-lan5776]

Also Idaho

[@Jupiter-pr9fo]

Me: Jared, 19 “Why do I hear boss music ?”

[@ardenlyn0817]

As someone who went to a private school for 5 years, that meme about school bathrooms is completely accurate!

[@eggegggegg]

I will drink water every 2 likes I get drunk: 18glasses

[@jspr49]

happy water poisoning

[@eggegggegg]

What the frick

[@eggegggegg]

do eggs even drink water

[@kristve6798]

@@jspr49 good luck

[@Not_honest_enough]

*what you egg?!* * He stabs him*

[@nyan0812nerd]

the thumbnail was literally me today, about 100% sure i failed it

[@EmKay]

emkay hand hopes you did well. make sure to drink plenty of water and get sleep

[@nyan0812nerd]

@@EmKay thank you!!

[@BORLMBK]

3:54 I got sent this in lockdown and this is the first time I’ve seen it since. I’ve looked for it but couldn’t find it. Thanks for restoring this meme to me

[@shadowday24]

THE VIDEO: "it´s Wendsday my dudes" ME: "lol it is" at 2 AM with work tomorrow *cries*

[@drybonesfromsupermariobros5810]

you have 22 hours or more

[@demonpanda4539]

1:22 me: that’s me 1:23 me: that’s also me 1:26 me: that’s, me (internally contemplates life choices)

[@jumbokazooie3151]

Shape: is orientable Zach: that’s pretty oriental

[@Bannditbunny]

I’m offended that the didn’t include “people how talk quit when they are stealthy”

[@Akira-Touzen]

I once told my cousin to shut up because i was in stealth mode and he was talking too loud XD

[@red-rq3om]

Me: picks at my ear. Also me: *smells it even though I know it smells bad*

[@CardZed]

I lick it sometimes.

[@wkakakshsusgsizgzu7442]

@@CardZed Yummy

[@uthoughtiwasfeelinu]

CardZ oohhhh period

[@nissaynou9781]

Same with my belly button too

[@trashycannoey]

tasty gnome ear

[@megannewell2133]

As a member of a private school, our bathrooms are shitty. Someone literally just carved shit in the wall of one of the stalls and there’s one good sink where you have to run to the opposite side of the bathroom to get soap and then wash your hands with it in the sink where you can wash both your hands at the same time. One time there was also a flood in the boys bathroom and all the boys had to use the girls bathroom. But it doesn’t stop there. The PRINCIPAL had to wait OUTSIDE THE DOOR with a list of who has gone in the bathroom because a boy and a girl couldn’t be in there at the same time.

[@jacencade4019]

Me: Why don't girls like me Girl: hi. Me. Why don't hot girls like me?

[@TV_Suicide]

jacen cade same

[@MelonSeedOfficial]

"Some people live in england" Me: *laughs in living next to england*

[@emmaloctober6001]

As someone who has attended both private and public school, the school bathroom meme is 100% accurate

[@jimins_toyotaae8575]

1:48 is going to be me tomorrow Edit: It went well.

[@jodienye471]

Lmao good luck

[@EmKay]

good luck jimins!! drink plenty of water

[@jimins_toyotaae8575]

@@EmKay Don't worry! I will and i'll try my best! Thanks

[@Flaktiz]

Me: * Guessing how gonna host this video * My brain: it's Damien Emkay: My name is Zach Also me: *surprised pikachu face*

[@Danny0lsen]

I know is a joke but Damien has a lower voice. That's how I identify them

[@Flaktiz]

@@Danny0lsen And damian always wheezing when laughing

[@TheCimbrianBull]

My namian Damien.

[@charmeleonevolves5553]

Ask someone if they have a least favorite number, they will say no. Ask someone what their least favorite number is, they will make up a random number

[@PentaromaLMA0]

When you forget what subreddit you're looking at: *something's wrong*

[@bryceshade.4683]

Me sleepy and weary goes to a foreign town Them: sleep weary traveler Me: *sees this* I'm ok

[@defagentanimations]

"And now we'll do it again." that aged like a peach at the bottom of a schoolbag

[@nodeloliver6201]

Me: **[internalizes and feels alot of the posts in this video]** Also me: I have a question, for God. WHYYYYYYYY?!?

[@nodeloliver6201]

Senpai has noticed me?

[@maskofmany9208]

3:29 this is literally me every single time!

[@-squirrelgirl-2040]

Lol

[@Autumn_DeeDum]

Literally RIGHT after he said that "lamps in video games use real electricity", I got an ad that started with "We need to talk..." LMAO 😂😂

[@ThePcHelperdude]

8:31 oh shit south sudan knew what was coming

[@kr1sistired161]

BRO CAN WE GET EMKAY DARKMODE my eyes hurt.

[@NiqIce]

Kris. Agreed

[@lia5911]

Kris. YES

[@danthiel8623]

Hello there banana sans

[@nilsber.]

no we have emkay dark mode at home

[@pocketpen7545]

4:07 Zach: I did that all in one try, btw. Please applaud me. Me: *applauds*

[@synsvids]

Just realized Emkay has their background music, set to Dice House from Cuphead. But without King Dice singing.

[@beaissa]

*sniff* StOp cAlLInG mE ouT I fEeL pErsOnALY ofFeNdEd

[@evasiveupgrade]

Im speechless, as i sit here eating raw froot loops this fideo starts up on accident and the beginning couldnt have been more perfection

[@AtChiaPet]

Isn’t r/Me_irl just just post call outs anyone with in general? Not that I know anything about it since I’m not a normal person in general

[@repolloasmuo]

I've encountered this person again... *for the 30th goddamn time.*

[@bejeweledbat13]

This is a callout post to me

[@midnights2631]

Some stuff from the post call out to me

[@unfetteredparacosmian]

Same

[@totoro3007]

The one about the public and private bathrooms is true! I am at a Christian private school, and the bathrooms are simply royal.

[@alveypaez2111]

same but i see street cockroaches sometimes.

[@bismofunyuns726]

He’s laughing about “ side chick stupid” but I’m laughing my ass off from “ mashed tenders question” and “potatoes basket”

[@sanguinesoul4895]

Me: *in 3 groups with 2-9 people depend on the group chat and only is active once a week or something* 0:57: Me: ouch…I felt that-

[@kidincredgamez5819]

In defense of 30s ads you can skip in 5s: **1 out of 2 ads**

[@lancsdragon2619]

I hate how completely accurate all of these are

[@Duckiefreind]

when you cant find the cup discord bot *sad violin music*

[@redfireman3878]

yes :( I can’t find it. I was going to use it for my old server because everybody posts random bad stuff there to not get noticed by me the holy creator.

[@redfireman3878]

ANYBODY WHO FINDS THE BOT send meh a friend req. i accept all. redfirerocket#3840

[@cat_is_alive996]

When Zach doesn't realize that Carson and Pokimane are already hitting it off...

[@NexusDex]

Christian author:"Masturbation can open a Portal to hell" Me:" *IN THE FIRST AGE, IN THE FIRST BATTLE...*

[@NexusDex]

Its a DOOM reverence....

[@flame1391]

8:24 Me: yea sure it I- Me 2 sec later: HOLY CRAP IT IS WENSDAY

[@goblinbabe]

Your favorite teacher yelling at you is the worst pain imaginable.

[@robertlupa8273]

1:27 The biggest shark is totally me. When I get sniped by a skillshot, I always say 'ow'.

[@FoxProto]

8:32 They knew what was coming

[@griffinissupercool]

0:00 I was literally just eating cereal at that moment

[@cassandracabrera3503]

YAY

[@ribbonduckling1314]

This feels like a time capsule, we had no idea what was coming, I want to back to this January.

[@sbinadero]

1:20 That is soooo me, especially in F1 2019.

[@RlVlN]

🌋 People who tilt their heads heads in an attempt to avoid something while playing a video game

[@anthonyscilingo5743]

they forgot this: THE PLAYERS THAT SAY OOF WHEN THEY GET HIT AND WHEN THEY DIE IN GAME

[@mirapettersson5161]

No one: Litterly no one: Me: knowing how to translate the runes on the fan art ^_________^

[@dingusdotcom2124]

2:42 Pan: pan Pansexual: mmm harder daddy

[@nickkohlmann]

Omg I didn't get that one yet

[@sinister_poncho8010]

as a pansexual i can neither confirm nor deny these accusations

[@nickkohlmann]

@@sinister_poncho8010 Wonderful

[@alexthiel829]

Now a couple months into 2020 I now know why South Sudan refused to enter 2020.

[@noxxspire2680]

When it turns black when he laughs it's dark humor r/technicallythetruth