I don't think I've mentioned that I love that the intro of the hand just casually flips you off
@jamesodgers67153 жыл бұрын
@@joice4042 Let's*
@randombrit133 жыл бұрын
I miss the okay 👌 symbol
@serpentslyther45833 жыл бұрын
@@randombrit13 I'm glad that they gave us a reason though
@ssharkyplayss22283 жыл бұрын
@@joice4042 man shut up
@GBH.lovely3 жыл бұрын
@@serpentslyther4583 wait what wasthe reason?
@zoecant21673 жыл бұрын
"people who shoved their homework into their bag without a folder or binder, where are you now?" i need a long hug.
@normalhuman98783 жыл бұрын
I’m a clown
@isappycracks3 жыл бұрын
im a clown member 3 years on clown school i even have the full clown suit
@1se3y0u3 жыл бұрын
In bed chewing gum watching this video.
@insaincaldo3 жыл бұрын
Meh, I was organized, not doing any better.
@catalinaplaza79093 жыл бұрын
Gosh I need a “I HATE THIS CONTENT SO MUCH I WOULD GO TO YOUR QUARTERS AND PUNCH THE RESPONSIBLE FOR MAKING ME WATCH IT” button for every social media
@2wodrqwoa3 жыл бұрын
Please, I keep getting anti democrat "npcs" videos every once and awhile. I don't want politics.
@insaincaldo3 жыл бұрын
KZbin has had uninterested and don't recommend channel for a long time.
@desboot9128 Жыл бұрын
@@insaincaldo sometimes those just dont work
@jannieseth3 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate the fact that robin can go to any subreddit and still make it 10 times better
@eltecatoconundrocity3 жыл бұрын
appreciated
@FrogWithThatHat3 жыл бұрын
How much spam is there?!?!
@prodlvckyy3 жыл бұрын
no
@swornimkarki5373 жыл бұрын
@@FrogWithThatHat -How much spam is there ?!?! Spammers/bots- yes
@sam90143 жыл бұрын
Yeah but don’t get me wrong I love robin so much but he can ruin the joke sometimes
@pageturner29583 жыл бұрын
3:46 As someone without much self hatred, it took me way too long to realize that the person hates themselves most and not that the killed their least favorite person for that cash.
@pageturner29583 жыл бұрын
*they
@eveline76113 жыл бұрын
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@pageturner29583 жыл бұрын
And by "without much" I mean, "I literally don't hate myself"
@normalhuman98783 жыл бұрын
Pft wow imagine loving yourself Can’t relate
@tiggerdcat3 жыл бұрын
I took it both ways, is that wrong?
@bagman123ABC3 жыл бұрын
the funny hand people have blessed us with more funny memes
@Gabonk203 жыл бұрын
Freaking bots
@jhalilxvii3 жыл бұрын
Bro the first two comments for fuck sake KZbin just purge these mfs
@LloydZyanRUy3 жыл бұрын
@@jhalilxvii they're technically for f*cks sake
@jhalilxvii3 жыл бұрын
@@LloydZyanRUy Fair point
@bh4vvy33t3 жыл бұрын
👌people do the entertain
@matyfenixcarmine3 жыл бұрын
I can relate to this on a level that it starts to be scary
@ambipan3 жыл бұрын
you haven't even watched the full vid yet wdym
@matyfenixcarmine3 жыл бұрын
@@ambipan just by the thumbnail I can relate a lot
@davidmccallum39503 жыл бұрын
@@ambipan Mate just wants some internet points
@dream_walker97263 жыл бұрын
*same*
@endiethething23243 жыл бұрын
same
@i-LuvLatinas3 жыл бұрын
If being sexy is a crime, then I’m a law abiding citizen with a good record my whole life
@Elliyan43 жыл бұрын
most criminals appear innocent
@randompersonontheinternet63123 жыл бұрын
If being beautiful was a crime, i deserved to be jailed for 100 years because of my 6 accounts of vehicular manslaughter, 9 accounts of battery, 2 accounts of arson, and 3 accounts of attempted murder
@AverageSpaceEnthusiast3 жыл бұрын
The fact now that the 70s were *50* years ago made me have to retrain my sense of time.
@arnoldinigov.pascual6173 жыл бұрын
I think that's way longer for you soldier because what you enlisted what like... 2550 or so
@AverageSpaceEnthusiast3 жыл бұрын
@@arnoldinigov.pascual617 Yeah. Im talking about for you folks.
@tiggerdcat3 жыл бұрын
Hush your mouth! For some of us it was only forty something years ago.
@maddogmadison63792 жыл бұрын
Shit my mom is turning 51. Damn
@tiggerdcat2 жыл бұрын
@@maddogmadison6379 I think you meant to say she's on the 16th anniversary of her 35th birthday. That's how... that's how we do.
@a_collection_of_cells3 жыл бұрын
The glasses one got me... I'm absolutely blind without them.
@allgoodnamesrgone.80093 жыл бұрын
Yeah me too. I wear them all the time.
@Wise_moonlight3 жыл бұрын
Same :'/
@mangaanimefan30893 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's pretty bad.
@Templarfreak2 жыл бұрын
0:00 they actually do! when you hover over a thumbnail, a line of 3 dots will appear. click that, and click either "Not Interested" or "Don't Recommend This Channel" (probably not available on mobile)
@Ragehunger3 жыл бұрын
The fact that the news article put quotation marks on the words "upset" and "depressed" would hint that they don't care enough about kind-hearted celebrities' mental well-being to even believe that they aren't faking it. And that's why I think all gossiping news article publishers are soulless beings.
@katsuki82883 жыл бұрын
Everytime Robin does his voiceover I can just imagine his image being how a disney character would present a sex offender. The fact that his name is Christopher Robin just makes it so much better. I swear lmao.
@Noofasaurus3 жыл бұрын
I fell asleep in the cinema on a second date. I snored. We just celebrated our 8th anniversary. I feel personally attacked by Robin's stance on movie sleeping.
@tiggerdcat3 жыл бұрын
I have chronic fatigue syndrome and the possibility of narcolepsy. I can't help it! I fall asleep eating!
@Whathefox.3 жыл бұрын
5:52 I’m not even kidding the video cut to a *CAR* ad. I’m about to fucking lose it
@RazorSharpMCАй бұрын
No way same 😭
@inrediblepotatoe77643 жыл бұрын
3:58 4 years ago my teacher was talking about wetdrems she describes it as "white pee" and my innocent ass mind thought it was that transparent pee, I raised my hand and told my teacher "i sometimes do that in the bathroom" and now i have social anxiety
@phoebusapollo83652 жыл бұрын
4 years ago? Innocent? Holy shit Not everyone loses their innocence at like 8?
@CreepersNeedHugs Жыл бұрын
0:29 yes. for me, 2017 was three years ago. my brain stopped in 2020.
@dragonfan39343 жыл бұрын
1:11 in the child CPR video I had to watch, the kid was breathing when the person said "he's not breathing" lol
@godricktheminecrafted31133 жыл бұрын
1:14 and curley’s wife’s “corpse” in the of mice and men Genuinely looked like Lenny made her pass out from lack of oxygen
@eveline76113 жыл бұрын
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@Taters8843 жыл бұрын
Just gimme the virus link
@pepearown49683 жыл бұрын
Kind of on topic, but who else that had to read OM&M at school got spoiled about Lenny’s death?
@luxgh3 жыл бұрын
Mom: are you hungry? Me: yes mom, I'm kinda starving right now Mom: oh so call and ask for some pizza my anxious ass : you know I'm not hungry anymore
@tiggerdcat3 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought the fear of taking on the phone was just me. This makes me feel a little better knowing I'm not the only one who, not only can't leave the house, but will pass out from trying to answer the phone as well!
@gorou88073 жыл бұрын
7:55 printers… the rudest machines. Always stealing money via printer ink. Ink, more expensive than a new printer.
@ZikedY3 жыл бұрын
People: why doesn't KZbin give us a don't recommend this to me button _meanwhile the not interested option_ :
@tiggerdcat3 жыл бұрын
Ehhhh, from what I understand, it dislikes that video and that's counts towards your algorithm of what to recommend and not recommend, but I never like using a dislike for things I just want to ignore. I don't want to ruin someone's like/ dislike ratio just because I'm not into wood carving.
@zeratir78733 жыл бұрын
I got a "dont recommend this channel" button, it appears to be doing its job.
@pepearown49683 жыл бұрын
It kind of works. I’ve tried it multiple times on the same channel’s videos, but it only stops recommending you that video, not the whole channel. I’m not too sure how well “don’t recommend at all” works, though.
@auntieaoife3 жыл бұрын
2:15 the Samsung always-on display has greatly reduced this for me, now I can check the time without unlocking the phone and getting distracted by notifications.
@kdawson0202793 жыл бұрын
The girl who took the pre-Gundam kit nut made me think, "Who'd do such a dork?" Then I remembered I have 2 kids and my 20th anniversary is in May...
@jossixoh3 жыл бұрын
this is the place you go to, to check whether what you do on a daily basis is something that other people do. its like a loop of anxiety, only to find out people are as anxious as you are.
@coltpotato81913 жыл бұрын
1:28 When I hear the ghost busters theme song I used to just say "A therapist?"
@serpentfroz3n3613 жыл бұрын
0:10 LMFAO didnt even notice this lol
@SaruCharmed3 жыл бұрын
I think the most mind-blowing dreams I've had are dreams where I'm with someone I don't know in real life but in the dream, they're someone I love very deeply. This has only happened to me twice, I think. In one, I had a baby with some faceless partner (they weren't important in this scenario I guess, lol) but I remember the baby's face really clearly. He had white skin, brown hair, blue eyes, and a very large brown patch of skin, like a mole or something on his cheek, with some hair coming out of it. But to me at that moment, it was the most beautiful face I'd ever seen. The weird thing is, I don't want kids and I don't think I ever will, but for a moment I got to experience the love of a parent. That fucked me up for real when I woke up and realized he didn't exist.
@tiggerdcat3 жыл бұрын
I've had the opposite. It's someone I know and love, but for some reason they don't look how they should, but I KNOW it's them! Really vividly terrifying dreams! I have to sleep in the basement so I don't wake my family up when I scream myself awake on a regular basis! I hate it so much!
@KristorTheOne3 жыл бұрын
"I won't tell anyone if you click this" 25k people: *i trust you*
@embertheunusual80363 жыл бұрын
I feel like the coldness of early morning is because things have had time to sit in the sunless dark like that for a while, kinda like if you left your microwave meal on the table for 8-ish hours
@tiggerdcat3 жыл бұрын
It's also because your body has been lying there all night cooling off, so mornings feel cooler. In the evening your body temp is still up from running around and doing stuff... if you're a normal person and not terrified of the world like me!
@skrrrrtboiss32032 жыл бұрын
Yesterday at the movies I told a guy to "have a good shift" he replied "you too" and I feel that we've all been there
@sdcyt3 жыл бұрын
Oh boy, another video that i can relate to way too much! Cant wait to watch the entire thing
@estefaniac.10113 жыл бұрын
I just wish that KZbin would not randomly forget what videos/channels I've told it not to recommend to me anymore. After a while, they pop up again and I need to blacklist them again every time. :/
@Katkibbs3 жыл бұрын
5:38 children just be like that. i was an oversharer as a kid. still am
@SahidBecdach3 жыл бұрын
7:04 People look at me with fear because I’ve never seen the lion king
@Echo81Rumple833 жыл бұрын
4:41 i just had one this morning; JFC, if i could only write music THAT good and original and epic TTwTT
@catguy54253 жыл бұрын
Just once, I would like Robin to introduce himself as "the only good one."
@SappyDuder3 жыл бұрын
2:14 "I look but I do not perceive" energy
@anxiety_ridden3 Жыл бұрын
3:21 this reminds me of the time me and my friends all took some official mental health tests to help (not diagnose) if you have anxiety or depression both results told us all that we were at least mildly fucked up
@a_collection_of_cells3 жыл бұрын
4:07 Oh my God, I'm dead🤣
@austinfernando84063 жыл бұрын
4:34 no one tell him about the pig-f*cking episode of black mirror
@GorgeousHotRat3 жыл бұрын
Y
@retrobanana81233 жыл бұрын
The fact the intro is Mr.Dices theme song from cuphead brings back losing in cuphead to that robot way to much thank you Em kay for this
@TisVerySimple0k3 жыл бұрын
Me: your not even watching the movie Them: yes I am *finishes paragraph text*
@tiggerdcat3 жыл бұрын
YES! I doze off because I have chronic fatigue syndrome, but I'm still losing attention! My daughter is always "Mom, you're falling asleep!" I'm like "A: I'm not and here's proof, and 2) If I am, good, so what!" I only get 3 hours a night due to night terrors anyway!
@sr.lontra3 жыл бұрын
I've been basically just working the entire week, and today I woke up at 4am to work Thanks for the laughs. I needed this I'm not overworked. Just… with little time for myself
@noahrubin54443 жыл бұрын
“What else to name it- FerFlakenFlugen?” BEST QUOTE EVER
@misshoney20063 жыл бұрын
10:33 i get the horrible urge to go shit at 1 am or else my body is like "u wanna puke instead? your funeral"
@domenthebeast88853 жыл бұрын
The Cards against Humanity one reminded me of my greatest achievement in that game. Last Round, Black Card is “My favorite drink is _____” And then I saw it, the holy grail of WTF Cards “The Blood of Christ”, and when my dad saw the card and read it he HESITATED for five seconds of pure silence. The game ended shortly after.
@lorifischer68853 жыл бұрын
1:13 or in the 1989 film adaptation of Shakespeare's Henry 5th directed by Kenneth Branagh when Towards the end of the movie where it is showing all the fallen soldiers on the battlefield and one of the soldiers impaled by the spiked barricades LITERALLY WINKS at the Camera when he is right in front of it. good movie though.
@foudremy15143 жыл бұрын
7:39 *laughs in tropical country where it's 12-13 hours daylight all year long*
@Regularsshorts3 жыл бұрын
I was watching cursed comments and I got distracted by this.
@theprinterdude96873 жыл бұрын
9:35 True You just listen to this song until you start hating it for ever Thats how i ruined my favourite song for myself
@yes783 жыл бұрын
6:20 i dont drink but i do that sometimes, ironically, it is a happy moment for me
@MochaMoonpie3 жыл бұрын
10:23 - as a kid, I used to have waking daymares while floating in my swimming pool that the Warner Bros. Logo became visible from the sky and was about ready to fall from it. I was a little scared but I knew I had a weird imagination and it wouldn't really happen. I've been wondering if anyone else had a similar situation, and I told my brother years later about it but he thought I was crazy lol. I'm almost convinced that it was really more a Me Problem than anything else lol Thanks for making me relive the memories lol
@godcomplex19293 жыл бұрын
I used to feel like a smart fellow watching other subs like DiWhy, Engrish, confidentallyincorrect and others. But Me_Irl makes me feel like we are all the same.
@DipUniversal3 жыл бұрын
The world is backwards now. Whenever it's night and I try to sleep I just SSOOOOO hot, but the daytime is always so much cooler.
@dbamoghh82873 жыл бұрын
7:36 just hits so hard
@adonailionfishermen8213 жыл бұрын
My motivation comes from gently slapping myself till it hurts and I go do it.
@AOGood3 жыл бұрын
11:25 - Those life gamification apps don't work, they just don't but I damn wish they did ;-;
@herospaces41143 жыл бұрын
The one at 7:44 is so true. I think it’s 11:00 but it’s really just 5:45
@ipherial29293 жыл бұрын
"ferflakenflugen" is now my absolute favorite non-official word
@josephdavison41893 жыл бұрын
KZbin actually has the thing from the intro: hover over a video and click the vertical 3 dots, then choose "not interested"
@oldveryveryoldmanfromthe1900s3 жыл бұрын
not good enough
@possum10933 жыл бұрын
Ah I have a lot of money and no body cares when I cry myself to sleep.
@cascadem3 жыл бұрын
Love to see that emkays editor is now being payed in money not food
@Graciechan-393 жыл бұрын
3:17 I can only imagine if I get selected for anything with a ball. I wonder what would happen if the ball whacks me in the face. My collision would be so bad, they’d have to get the medics! (Do they even have medics?) If not, they’ll probably send me home.
@RGC_animation3 жыл бұрын
6:53 I don't even dare Google it even in Incognito mode. 😂
@aaronl82393 жыл бұрын
At the start of any freakin video you post, I’m always wrapped in a blanket and ready to hold in my laughter with my right hand out. Also nlg it’s kinda hard to write a comment or anything else with only one hand because I’m used to write with both hands.
@tiggerdcat3 жыл бұрын
And what are you doing with the other hand, nudge- nudge, wink- wink? My other hand is sitting in my lap... ... Wrapped in gauze because my elderly cat tried to eat a leaf and it got stuck in her throat, so I tried to get it out for her and she almost bit my thumb off! 16 stitches! Damn, she's got good teeth for 18!
@RazorSharpMCАй бұрын
Me when someone recommends me new music knowing damn well I’m gonna not do that and instead listen to the same 5 Tally Hall songs on repeat and suffer
@TimBukTwo3 жыл бұрын
2:53 I brought the 2 wrong cats to the vets. I was told bring the siblings, we have 3 pairs of siblings, two of them are still young.
@benjaminguptill51343 жыл бұрын
11:39 I’m waiting at the Cheesecake Factory, wtf
@zero_prfctn3 жыл бұрын
When today's emkay fan art has a peace sign
@TheRhuen2 жыл бұрын
Cat so lame has to poop in a bucket of sand...says the guy who has to poop in a bucket of water hooked up to a pipe like that's anymore dignified.
@nyachoss2 жыл бұрын
6:53 does anyone not do this
@AlexandarHullRichter3 жыл бұрын
KZbin also needs a setting where it will never again show you a video you scroll past, at least until you close and reopen the app.
@tiggerdcat3 жыл бұрын
Except I'm usually scrolling to look for something specific and see things I wanna go back to... otherwise, yeah.
@enchanted_end93953 жыл бұрын
Has anyone just kinda slept until noon?I've done that more than I care to admit
@tiggerdcat3 жыл бұрын
Just woke up around 5...pm. I'm an insomniac and have night terrors so when I do fall asleep I wake up screaming several times throughout the night. By the weekend I'm running on a handful of hours and desperately need sleep. I take a handful of meds that help stop the dreams, but make me gain weight, and hubby let's me sleep most of the day on the weekends. It's nice to get.
@dizzy_dino90523 жыл бұрын
9:27 I had a binder, and had a folder, but I just stuffed all my papers in my backpack anyways. Now, here I am, failing seventh grade for the second time (online school sucks)
@maris7457 Жыл бұрын
i spit out my rice at the sausage apology one lmao
@maxwellwilliams18023 жыл бұрын
8:47 same. But I do it because I suck at parking and want as much room as possible to get situated
@GOD-ni3bw3 жыл бұрын
YOU WONT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THAT
@cat0223 жыл бұрын
I feel like I remember seeing this thumbnail or is it déjà vu
@celebrityxcruises80873 жыл бұрын
1:57 Now I want your certificate I want everything to be MINE
@ianis_bm8393 жыл бұрын
My grandpa likes this soda named "frutti fresh" especially the grapefruit. I do too, and every time I drink it I think of him.
@gatha24763 жыл бұрын
Ay that new intro animation looks great
@mitspeithetc3 жыл бұрын
9:20 oh, the thing is, my dad doesn't even ask if I want to watch the movie
@rocketdyneF13 жыл бұрын
If I’m playing a single player game and alcohol is involved, it becomes a multiplayer game.
@SchazmenRassir3 жыл бұрын
Me, looking at a subreddit that is almost exclusively about anxiety these days, and unable to relate.
@speggthevinegregg54253 жыл бұрын
Recently I had an urge to clean up some stuff in the middle of the night. I have had that once a few years ago when my life was a bit dreadful too
@nickmark52863 жыл бұрын
2:31 straight up killed me
@nathanstafford84123 жыл бұрын
I've had a couple of very vivid dreams. One of which involved an expanse of small floating islands over the literal void which decided whether they wanted to help you across by whether you showed them happiness or anger/sadness
@pepearown49683 жыл бұрын
So, the Minecraft outer End?
@tegsalise3 жыл бұрын
I had my phone muted while watching this and was just reading subtitles. Somehow I still knew it was Robin...
@inactiveaccount73043 жыл бұрын
4:41 i had a dream where i was apart of the band "Gorillaz", which is one of my favorite bands, and then i woke up and got super sad.
@Cavendars3 жыл бұрын
7:12 lmao we all aspire to be like this guy
@ChrissieBear3 жыл бұрын
Trust me, the Black Mirror one isn't as dumb as it sounds.
@Goh._9073 жыл бұрын
Single player is nice tho. No toxicity, just great times with yourself
@tiggerdcat3 жыл бұрын
You know what else is a great time by yourself... ... ... No, I'm really asking! I'm so bored!
@jellydragon12933 жыл бұрын
7:40 *sigh* I did this last night and now I have to feel ashamed for the next three months.
@ULTRAKILLPenelope3 жыл бұрын
I watch this as an extrovert and I'm just kinda like "Wait... y'all ain't funny as fuck?" because we have the same humour and I relate to these "bad mental health makes you a comedian" jokes
@cheradordecalcinhaoficial3 жыл бұрын
1:08 me watching a documentary about the second world war, with true images of the war.
@BGDMusic3 жыл бұрын
3:30 a better world is possible but we all know it isn't gonna happen
@sanacankindadraw3 жыл бұрын
10:12 John Mayer went to the same highschool that I'm in now and that makes me feel special :))
@VeeOasis3 жыл бұрын
4:32 I have PTSD of that episode god fuck it's surfacing fuck now I'm going to think about it for the rest of the week