r/Me_irl | memes that give you free shipping

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

“we’re all in this picture, and we don’t like it” magic eraser can fix it!

[@rickrolled3666]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gJWupIqrprWZptk

[@nsmilishment]

We're all in this picture, and we don't like it

[@mrchoochooguy4045]

I can take you out of it if you like :)

[@YuubiTimberwolf]

"Until science furthers itself, i am, unfortunatly, human." Same, fucking same.

[@lunakai1164]

Robin is always talking about how unattractive he is but he’s actually cute

[@OneBentMonkey]

Agreed

[@user-lt3nz8yr8t]

Great 😃👍

[@sleepysnjomen1707]

i know rightt

[@SappyDuder]

You're right and you should say it

[@troompaloompa7618]

😏

[@randyscatterty4679]

Hey Robin! No idea if you'll see this, but I just wanted to say: You're allowed to enjoy the things you work for. You're allowed to enjoy your rewards. I'm hoping things look up for you soon, dude. You make a lot of people happy with your vids, don't be afraid to try and make yourself happy too. You deserve it. Cheers from Canada!

[@darthshrekus]

The definition of a Canadian nice guy right here

[@nekolga7722]

I should’ve known you were Canadian

[@indi6122]

We need emkay, Ezpz, and Deelee doing reading reddit live together and laughing together on Christmas or New years. I would be happy

[@DogGaming506]

Fakejake?

[@AsherUniverse]

@@DogGaming506 Emkay, EzPz, and DeeLee all consist of the same general group. It'd just be the whole gang.

[@ohNastyXIII]

oh god yes

[@NicheNobody]

It would have to be Zach and Robin, obviously Damien but that group would be an absolute riot

[@WyxienTheFox]

@@NicheNobody And Lexi

[@teevee1782]

"I am unfortunately human" DAMNIT, can't believe robin is human

[@Theringodair]

Best last line of a video ever.

[@crimsonthesixth]

“I’m pretty good at speaking at this point in time.” I mean this is pretty true because I took a while to realize that he was the voice for Laith Pierre in Poppy Playtime

[@crimsonthesixth]

@@putihabu2_____14 begone, bot

[@B14z3rather]

@@crimsonthesixth THANKYOU!! I saw hiis name in the credits but and I thought it was him but I never knew for sure

[@crimsonthesixth]

@@B14z3rather no problem, I found this out from a KZbin comment as well!

[@amyartlover]

wait, WHAT?! ROBIN WAS IN POPPY PLAYTIME?!

[@nicololacson1709]

The last one was so goofy yet it hit me so hard like a russian satellite debris after orbiting decades in space and suddenly decides to listen to Earth's gravity.

[@strangerain9637]

Robin made a r/me_irl comment while talking about the fanart "-until science furthers itself I am, unfortunately, human." And I felt that 😆

[@rachelthornberry1240]

"Until science furthers itself I am, unfortunately, human" WHY WAS THIS THE MOST RELATABLE THING I'VE EVER GODDAMN HEARD

[@walker9192]

Ah yes depression in a compressed brick format

[@Volumixen]

Yours guys's videos are one of the main reasons I'm actually in good spirits. Thanks so much guys. Edit: The texting thing I totally get, same. Also the failure + procrastination is a crazy combo, but the worse one is the one that I have: Fear of failure, procrastinator, AND being a perfectionist.

[@spectralphoenix7565]

It is 5am, its a schoolday. I should be getting ready, but i'd rather do nothing with my life and watch Emkay

[@jonh3141]

M8 sleep is important >:((

[@ivanzhelyazkov8837]

Im curently in classes so yeah i agree

[@potato4439]

@@ivanzhelyazkov8837 the hell concentrate dude

[@duskslayer1989]

@Kinomi Teu jj❤ how about PRIVATE EYE REMOVAL! ITS TOTALLY FREE AND I WILL COMMENT VIOLENCE!

[@duskslayer1989]

@@LAURA-kl7hq how about PRIVATE EYE REMOVAL! ITS TOTALLY FREE AND I WILL COMMENT VIOLENCE!

[@zuesthegod1535]

4:38 this is the most important thing a relative can ask

[@Bumblebee2361]

8:11 This is why i always copy the message i typed before deleting it so i can just paste it.

[@atomiclizard1215]

1:27 I wasn’t expecting anTell Tale Heart reference

[@rllynz7535]

0:41 can i get that pain exxtended slow mo

[@jackobi1717]

It’s is 2:46am but Emkay is worth it

[@noxthedremoralord2683]

7:04 I pick a full time job of gaming, the will to live, and a fridge full of food Cant have energy drinks, they will *LITERALLY* KILL me because heart issues

[@fandyproductions3950]

I'd love free shipping for every package in my lifetime

[@ricac.h8717]

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------💜 NUDE.SNAPGIRLS.TODAY/PIIT 𝕤𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕥 💜 THREE IN ONE L...❤❤❤... KZbin: THIS IS FINE. THREE IN ONE SOMEONE: SAYS ''HECK''. KZbin: BE GONE Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков .#垃圾. Megan: ''Hotter'' Hopi: ''Sweeter'' Joonie: ''Cooler'' Yoongi: ''Butter'' Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter" . ライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね！１万人を超える人が見ていたもんね（笑）やっぱり人参最高！まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした！今後は気を付けないとね. . !💖🖤❤️#今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね！#１万人を超える人が見ていたもん（#笑）#やっぱり人参最高！#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした #今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね！ #１万人を超える人が見ていたもん（#笑）#やっぱり人参最高！ #まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした #垃圾 今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね！１万人を超える人が見ていたもん（笑）やっぱり人参最高！まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした,. 💖🖤在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那sfdsd些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。. 說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品``

[@rickrolled3666]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gJWupIqrprWZptk

[@bagguettioman1048]

get a load of these bots ^

[@nickkohlmann]

@@bagguettioman1048 jesus they're everywhere if only there was a big website giving a shit about all the exploits

[@fandyproductions3950]

@Kinomi Teu jj❤ stfu bots

[@AmyKoopa]

8:07 lmao it says “help me ”

[@larrackell]

That last meme. My brain likes to do the double-whammy of having that kind of thought/daydream, but then going "But if it was real, they wouldn't really like you so-"

[@Buggsjustice]

0:33 that’s an attack

[@veenitachandra7484]

Emkay, you always make me feel good. Last minute I was feeling depressed and now I feel amazing! Thank you!!

[@neropriority]

"I'm not a bird" this is exactly what a bird would say

[@MontgomeryPython4615]

9:17 It's even worse if you're struggling and used to cry over getting a C in a test from 3rd to 5th grade.

[@jameshowell1214]

8:18 handy tip don’t completely delete its, just triple tap to select the whole message and click cut so you can use it again later

[@NyanMeowch]

That last one REALLY got me, I do that constantly each day

[@InvasionAnimation]

When you aren't even 30 yet and got back pain like a 50 year old.

[@north6927]

I'm not even 20 and I have the back pain of a 50 year old

[@gaychainsaw646]

Im not even 15 and My Bacl Hurts like a 50 Year old.

[@north6927]

@@gaychainsaw646 sameee

[@jesusmoaxaca6751]

I am 11 and i have to stretch for 25 minutes and am always late for school

[@PastriesPlusU]

That last one was such a call out to me it hurts

[@melorawr1608]

10:08 me recording AC Valhalla moments where they tell Eivor they care about her/him and truely act like friends or lovers and uploading only those moments I care about on KZbin so I have them for myself forever. Literally my KZbin videos are for me and me alone. Need Tarben to tell me im enough for him. Lmao

[@koalakop132]

I just realized Emkay is just slazo’s initials spelled phonetically

[@dirtburger2773]

10:05 jokes on you me IRL! I can't do that without feeling weird because I know for a goddamn fact im not good enough for that character and im just fooling myself in my own daydream if i think they'd be friends with me so the idea of even pretending something so indulgent and unrealistic ruins the experience! HAHAHAHAHAHA help me :')

[@Wishkeirs]

Memes of the real life spectrum us one of my favs cuz well RELATABLE

[@Kinger_of_the_circus]

That last hit me on a personal level😳

[@jethiliusavalar6449]

That post about being a procrastinator with a deathly fear of failure is too damn real

[@megalomainiac7388]

hey Robin, I finally decided to come up with a new name so people don't keep using my dead name and I chose Robin to be my name! It now makes me really happy whenever it's you narrating the video, so, thanks for existing (:

[@ZerryBerrytheSpaceRaccoon]

3:24 I learned that I'm the human female version of Invader Zim. I'm annoying, incompetent, ill-tempered, a smart-ellic, and destroy everything I touch. I also have a bit of Skoodge mixed in as I'm short and uglyyyy. 🙃

[@TheOystei]

5:18 I don't put water in the shampoo to make it last longer for the money, it's because whenever i'm not in the shower, i completely forget that my shampoo is running out and suddenly i'm in the shower with no shampoo...

[@Glatchbit]

Robin doesn't need to lie to us we know he's secretly a bird and just shy of his birdish tendencies.... This is one of the weirdest things I have ever commended... And am okay with it.

[@Talon1124]

What's poppin' He's Robin.

[@Just_A_Cool_Pinata]

Robin has to do the feel good inc laugh.

[@PortgasDjay-xr7mw]

Damien + Jack = Robin - Zach = Lexi

[@kessiniktange8861]

7:59 It sucks even more when you're obese and trying to lose weight.

[@nobody1607]

No offense to the other narrators but Robin is my favorite

[@ricac.h8717]

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------💜 NUDE.SNAPGIRLS.TODAY/PIIT 𝕤𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕥 💜 THREE IN ONE L...❤❤❤... KZbin: THIS IS FINE. THREE IN ONE SOMEONE: SAYS ''HECK''. KZbin: BE GONE Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков .#垃圾. Megan: ''Hotter'' Hopi: ''Sweeter'' Joonie: ''Cooler'' Yoongi: ''Butter'' Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter" . ライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね！１万人を超える人が見ていたもんね（笑）やっぱり人参最高！まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした！今後は気を付けないとね. . !💖🖤❤️#今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね！#１万人を超える人が見ていたもん（#笑）#やっぱり人参最高！#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした #今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね！ #１万人を超える人が見ていたもん（#笑）#やっぱり人参最高！ #まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした #垃圾 今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね！１万人を超える人が見ていたもん（笑）やっぱり人参最高！まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした,. 💖🖤在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那sfdsd些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。. 說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品``

[@StillSpacey]

@@ricac.h8717 what in the ever living fuck

[@SorensLuv]

1:31 the wilbur soot pfp 😺

[@Toaber]

2:18 Wait a minute I think that's on my street. I think I saw that...

[@bruh-yq2qx]

I was in the middle of a daydream then 10:04 came in and I realized what I'm doing and I started to cry.

[@Ragehunger]

If you're having a sweet tooth, just think of your most preferred and simple fruit-related food. That's your snack now. It's something I've started to adopt as a means of eating healthier, and although I've not transitioned to it completely, I'm at least working on it.

[@SuperDZ555]

2:12 i could've sworn i've seen this exact image before, or something like this image, but without the meme text at the top

[@Calvert_Synth]

I saw this house irl lmao

[@Sacrimony_]

That last one hit super hard lmao

[@triggeredv1ncecuh476]

fun fact: fun fact

[@zephyrealderan1743]

Ouch.... that last one hurt.

[@laimawolf6826]

I hate when people tell me what to do but at the same time if nobody tells me what I need to do I get overwhelmed and confused but also if anyone even hints at what needs to be done I might have already known it and become very mad and also stressed and so it's a never ending cycle 😭

[@hoiimatemmie706]

6:08 is one of the truest things I’ve heard My name is Maia so it does that *every time*

[@nekolga7722]

When you’re so lonely that the last one is the only one that doesn’t hit

[@everixty]

Yes

[@seventhspud]

hello there again

[@apersunthathasaridiculousl1890]

maybe

[@croffling_around]

Dang the bot is early

[@icecrystal7832]

Yes

[@hunterlilmanallen]

SPCA ad comes on Me: I'm not crying you are

[@chetachez5646]

1:35 Me watching this at 4 30 am

[@JuliannaGallo-x2v]

Why did that last one hit so hard.

[@unknownsauce69]

6:11 vision

[@hobixsprite2136]

1:22 the fact that I just did a project on the tell tale heat 💀

[@notsootkauyet]

Ok the last the one hit me real hard

[@indieandfinn6940]

when I was going to a social event I once reminded my only friend “hey you’re the only person I know so please don’t leave me I will stay with you the whole time”

[@OtterMunchy]

Robin might as well embrace being a bird…at this point, it will NEVER stop…

[@georgewythe8368]

Who wants to tell him the heart under the floor boards thing was a reference to Edgar Allen Poe’s “tell tail heart”

[@trodull]

r/Me_irl is basically just "I'm an adult with depression hahahhaahhaahhaaaahhaa laugh please"

[@RazorSharpMC]

Man i hate hate when i’m texting and someone texts and it completely changes the subject

[@rory2865]

1:29 the fact that he didn't understand the edgar allen poe ref makes me so irrationally angry

[@IBobI]

1:21 WAS THAT A.. OH MY GOD... I LOVE YOU

[@sarby4523]

this is super relateable

[@NEXUS02000]

0:00 better do the laugh 10k times robin.

[@HoaPham-ub2ye]

9:12 Oh hell no… it’s happening again. No more “Edward”!!!!!

[@ERROR_V1X-N]

2:00 Biology 131… Barely passed that one, and got ulcers in the process!

[@nefwaenre]

Robin, my good birb, you're a hella cute, goofy and wholesome dude. Please don't beat yourself up for it~ Plus you also rock them black nails and the goth bf vibe~~ 💙🖤

[@Pullipe]

9:33 I know it works on Irish people lol (I'm Irish fyi)

[@537zun4]

Okay, idc, I'll leave a like, but just because you asked nicely, and because I laughed mutliple times, 50/50

[@yumdrumwatches6400]

1:22 honestly great Edgar Allan Poe reference kinda sad Robin missed it.

[@gummiebeez]

Literally love robin so much I hate when he talks bad about himself You’re fvcking beautiful and talented and smart and you deserve nice things

[@imhere1303]

The comments never tell me if it's Lexi or jot this early so it's always a toss up if I wasted my time. Hey Robin

[@ricac.h8717]

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------💜 NUDE.SNAPGIRLS.TODAY/PIIT 𝕤𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕥 💜 THREE IN ONE L...❤❤❤... KZbin: THIS IS FINE. THREE IN ONE SOMEONE: SAYS ''HECK''. KZbin: BE GONE Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков .#垃圾. Megan: ''Hotter'' Hopi: ''Sweeter'' Joonie: ''Cooler'' Yoongi: ''Butter'' Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter" . ライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね！１万人を超える人が見ていたもんね（笑）やっぱり人参最高！まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした！今後は気を付けないとね. . !💖🖤❤️#今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね！#１万人を超える人が見ていたもん（#笑）#やっぱり人参最高！#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした #今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね！ #１万人を超える人が見ていたもん（#笑）#やっぱり人参最高！ #まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした #垃圾 今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね！１万人を超える人が見ていたもん（笑）やっぱり人参最高！まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした,. 💖🖤在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那sfdsd些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。. 說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品``

[@AntoinettexKitten]

I have a ringtone of a fox laughing like De La Soul

[@LivDigsRacing]

best thing to watch first thing on a fryday

[@einienj3281]

So, it's time for an existential crisis again, yay..? 😄

[@ricac.h8717]

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------💜 NUDE.SNAPGIRLS.TODAY/PIIT 𝕤𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕧𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕥 💜 THREE IN ONE L...❤❤❤... KZbin: THIS IS FINE. THREE IN ONE SOMEONE: SAYS ''HECK''. KZbin: BE GONE Life's story is a short journey so have fun before sleeping forever #Чо #эт #делает #на #2 #месте #в #тренде #однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков .#垃圾. Megan: ''Hotter'' Hopi: ''Sweeter'' Joonie: ''Cooler'' Yoongi: ''Butter'' Жизнь, как красивая мелодия, только песни перепутались. Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter" . ライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね！１万人を超える人が見ていたもんね（笑）やっぱり人参最高！まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした！今後は気を付けないとね. . !💖🖤❤️#今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね！#１万人を超える人が見ていたもん（#笑）#やっぱり人参最高！#まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした #今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！#この日のライブ配信は、#かならりやばかったですね！ #１万人を超える人が見ていたもん（#笑）#やっぱり人参最高！ #まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした #垃圾 今後は気をライブ配信の再編ありがとうです！この日のライブ配信は、かならりやばかったですね！１万人を超える人が見ていたもん（笑）やっぱり人参最高！まさかのカメラ切り忘れでやら1かしたのもドキドキでした,. 💖🖤在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那sfdsd些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。. 說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品``

[@DogeOwO]

So. As an asexual who has adhd so I don’t drink coffee and doesn’t need to workout more than two days a week. I pick a full time job, the will to live, and a fridge with food

[@akariishida3902]

That last one hit me like truck-kun

[@devlandiablo]

The last bit before the fan art- SAME

[@Rough_Buff_Alt]

1:21 sounds like the tell tale heart by Edgar Allen Poe right?

[@aviumcaravan]

that "putting water in shampoo so it lasts longer" thing hits hard, because i'm so fucking scared of asking my parents for anything that costs money that i just do that to prolong the inevitable

[@gamer708886]

1:05 You see the difference is that you are just buying more of the things you want now, instead of throwing money into a hole. 8:20 Hold up! You don't like texting, on your PHONE, so you use Snapchat so you can talk, ON YOUR PHONE?! Dude what, call them then! Humanity is doomed. O-O

[@turdburgaler301]

all i do is sit around watching these theres really nothing else to do

[@Lemony-lemongrass-LEMOO]

The last meme... it just ..... describes me in every way... Like if I have a skill in real life I enhanced it in my dream world and be called a cool dude by my friends and have 3 PHD's while in real life I throw out by my social life just to complete the story in my head.....

[@kikiblue7169]

pick 3? full time job, will to live, fridge with food. not interested in sex, if i have the will to live i can go out for walks and not feel sad so there is the workout, food..............

[@elitezerp2262]

10:30 that's exactly what a bird would say

[@dinodog6068]

These always hit hard.

[@catguy5425]

Just once, I would like Robin to introduce himself as "the only good one."

[@DELETED0927]

what the heck is that fanart,it's too good.

[@mikeywest5625]

1:25 “like jumanji”… i think it’s referencing tell tale heart

[@geraldalexander8093]

7:00 Yeah, I've got food, and a job that takes up two slots at minimum.

[@gamerabossb1777]

3:25 the purpose to an army.

[@President_Starscream]

That's not me in the mirror, that's Football.