r/Memes | perfection

[@nikolaiorr8383]

"And then along came zeus" that was sung perfectly.

[@ThaneOfLichen]

I can just imagine it now... Lexi distracts us with dogs as Jack and Damian attack. Poor Robin is on guard duty.

[@hornetisvoider]

Yes

[@your_momis-hot5040]

Yes

[@kirbomatic1573]

where does Zack fall in, if we're counting ex-host Damien?

[@theghostology]

That... sounds pretty epic ngl

[@your_momis-hot5040]

@@theghostology actually yea it does

[@meganlocker9700]

"I'm coming for you" "You'll never take me alive" "I'm coming for you again" *"What do you mea- aAaH-"*

[@SpairM]

are you taking the horse by the reigns

[@meganlocker9700]

@@SpairM I love you people

[@meganlocker9700]

@@SpairM im making redcoats redder with bloodstains

[@SpairM]

@@meganlocker9700 I love meeting fellow fans on the internet, it’s like being part of a club or somethin

[@meganlocker9700]

@@SpairM every time i comment on a video the Hamilfans rise

[@unnamed_cha0os]

Parents when kids use phones: turn that phone off and read a book. Parents when they watch TV for 6 hours straight: this is fine

[@kantraa]

parent logic be like: hehe tv gud phone bad

[@unnamed_cha0os]

@@gotsomham typo

[@gotsomham]

@@unnamed_cha0os since you fixed it, my job has is done.

[@unnamed_cha0os]

@@gotsomham has is?

[@gotsomham]

@@unnamed_cha0os wait a second HOW THE FUCK DID HAS GET IN THAT CURSE YOU AUTOCORRECT

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

Fun fact: the dutch word for "three" is "drie", wich is pronaunced a bit like "trea" but the "t" is replaced with "d".

[@LardZardd]

Smort

[@neo4016]

Thats why i hate my language

[@ThatRedNumber]

We pronounce it "drie" in Afrikaans and I never knew it was pronounced this way in Dutch

[@adamniepowiemtego6011]

@@neo4016 Well. You should be happy you're not polish as me, then.

[@noahmorris7053]

Cool

[@soullesstomato1669]

The reason that there were christmas episodes in phineas and ferb is because they literally just did "christmas in summer" and did all their christmas bullshit and everyone who wasn't part of it was like "???? it's summer what are you doing"

[@sketchystrawberry302]

wansnt it supposed to be over winter break?

[@coolman8495]

@@sketchystrawberry302 yeah, but there's a different one where they did a "classic christmas special" in the middle of summer.

[@evieoof7632]

I’m pretty sure it was for the popular thing of Christmas in July

[@plant7371]

Gravity Falls managed to dodge that one with their "Summerween" episode.

[@abbycollins]

@@plant7371I loved that way of dodging that bullet- it’s so in character for the universe

[@a-lonley-box3657]

✨ *happiness noises* ✨ Until I was threatened to get stabbed by the narrators.. I was not prepared 😂

[@Vulcannyx]

Are you... Not happy about that? I would be more scared if they went on r/cursedimages

[@a-lonley-box3657]

@@Vulcannyx 😂

[@baileystooldrumcovers2423]

You have great taste in music

[@a-lonley-box3657]

@@baileystooldrumcovers2423 thanks lol, from you getting the reference, I assume you do too :)

[@DestinyRodgers]

I was almost stabbed once. Not by the narrator's but by a mental little child.

[@Myrg]

Jack, Robin and Lexi: *collectively decided to shank me in the street if i don't like the video* me: *deliberately doesn't like the video for a chance to meet 3 of the best people in the world*

[@RaraZeCat]

Too bad they’ll suffocate on the mothership’s culture centre, I can’t meet them without them dying, so I liked to have them avoid the fate. Yes we breathe nitrogen.

[@a_pc]

True

[@justastaythatwillnotbename2990]

Lol

[@femalev1ncecuh594]

"They will never find me in my half empty Gatorade bottle!" -My brain 2021

[@sophiedenise]

_"...So enjoy the memes, like this video, no pressure"_ -Jack after threatening us that he'll shank us in the streets if we won't like this video 5 seconds ago

[@ghostly_cheese4929]

Hiiii

[@hornetisvoider]

Ok

[@bruhmoment3248]

i meann, that was the entire joke

[@ghostly_cheese4929]

@@bruhmoment3248 Well yes... ...that was the point of the comment I think. To highlight the joke.

[@BombyGaming232]

Seems legit

[@sniper4872]

meek voice: "I-I'm a virgin, y'know?" *chad mode activated* : "aNd tHen alOOnG cAmE zEuS!"

[@-itsmevince-248]

Sauce pls

[@maesaigo8034]

@@-itsmevince-248 i second this , sauce ?

[@videirasunderclub4418]

@@maesaigo8034 I triple this, sauce?

[@arthurthekyogre9155]

@@videirasunderclub4418 I fourth this, sauce?

[@lelesythewriter8146]

@@-itsmevince-248 Ana satsujin

[@mmmm09876]

"That would make a great segue into the fact that this video is sponsored by-" My headphones: LOW BATTERY

[@waterbottle195]

this actually happened to me..

[@mmmm09876]

@@waterbottle195 lol

[@gamingave2724]

Your headphones are saving you

[@keithruns1774]

hey listen here bud, if you don’t cooperate you gone be serving 2 years, but if you make it easy for us. We’ll make it 24 months only

[@user-ko5mv4zi4w]

what you doing here keith lol

[@sophiedenise]

24 months instead of 2 years? That's a really great offer! Ok I'll cooperate

[@miguelvelez6688]

THE TRICKSTER

[@theghostology]

The kid who reminds the teacher about homework: but 24 months is 2 years-

[@christian5146]

that's the same like every 24 hours, 1 day have past in Brazil.

[@mikethewhizz5085]

Looking back I think one of the stupidest things I was told in school was "you arent always going to have a calculator in your pocket" not only because of the rise of smart phones and stuff, but even just the idea that just carrying around a calculator in your pocket at the time would make you some kind of societal outcast

[@peachycrow9462]

11:34, fun fact, the Schuyler sisters were 3 of fourteen siblings

[@awesomestyles]

Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine. Day 191 of asking for these subreddits: Robin: -r/sbubby -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it) Jack: -r/ComedyCemetery -r/garfieldminusgarfield -r/BreadStapledToTrees Lexi: -r/notlikeothergirls -r/forbiddensnacks -r/Chadtopia -r/ofcoursethatsathing Anyone: -r/HumansBeingBros -r/Wellthatsucks And finally: -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice) Thanks! :D

[@sophiedenise]

I support this

[@fard2780]

E

[@nemanja00_xd]

R/wholesomememes

[@mistydragonfan1008]

UR FIRST

[@sheeky2310]

Yes *YES*

[@googuy58]

still waiting for jack to say: hey i'm snack the back that smiles jack

[@kwyoushyt6356]

8:40 From now on "Tappity, tappity, *D O N E* " is my favorite saying and I shall use it everytime I barely menage to finish something

[@justastaythatwillnotbename2990]

Same

[@thelivingcat0210]

1:23 fun fact: the creeper actually isn’t photoshopped, there’s a mod that will add it to the game

[@jraxreviewsxcosplayxmore6934]

I REMEMBER THE CURIOSITY ROVER AND STILL GET SAD ABOUT THAT

[@hotrodreviews5823]

The long wait is over, emkay is back. The return of the king

[@Yimm3]

'I'm sorry but i've noticed our wallets a little bit light' -proceeds to throw subscriber into trunk-

[@lizillusion2318]

Lol I don't even draw any of the fanart, but I still feel all warm and happy seeing Jack, Robin, and Lexi complimenting and encouraging fan artists. ^u^

[@biscitsgravy]

Memers seeing the "Texans struggle with the snow" format even though the freeze ended two months ago: "I can milk you"

[@Milla931]

How to know if Lexi is on Emkay: 1: wait for the video to start 2: check the comments 3: check the title if it’s r/aww it’s Lexi. Lexi was not on this video by the way

[@kyx-001]

The thing with 37% being the best score in the class actually happened for the entire country of Scotland a few years ago. The test was so difficult that the % needed for a B (usually 60%) was 27%. The exam board nearly all got fired that year.

[@shaggy4real97]

13:51 here's a thought: as a space ranger, one his main goals with what is an alien civilization is to learn, observe, and report the customs and practices of that civilization to star command so that they might make peaceful alliances rather than start a war. He's just learning through respectfully following the practices himself

[@ugnikea2182]

Emkay's vids comes out Me: do ya wanna see some real speed?

[@EthanHasnt]

We both faster than sonic than horndog

[@sophiedenise]

_We are speed_

[@fatstupidcryinghamster760]

S p e e d

[@manavudgirkar3345]

i feel so proud when im able to guess the narrator just by their voice seriously i love this channel

[@RaraZeCat]

Yeah with damien and zach I didn’t know which was which.

[@Shadbae]

Is or is not that a pentagram in your pfp?

[@manavudgirkar3345]

@@Shadbae its a Unicursal hexagram Im not a satanist, its just a symbol from a show I like 'Supernatural'

[@Shadbae]

@@manavudgirkar3345 oh ok cool

[@sabiangriffin3713]

Jack: Reads fanart Also Jack: Ah, you've dipped it in tomato sauce, I see you are experienced in seasoning hands Me: I agree

[@achicken9708]

Me: Using computer My Mom: Doesn't that make you... *ADDICTED* ?! Me: ...Yes, yes it would

[@Planespotter31724]

Me: no b***h

[@GhostPiracy]

*''No pressure''* I have lots of pressure after hearing that

[@busterbeef221]

They might call him 007 because ha has 0 friends, 0 girlfriends, and 7 kids in his basement, but they call me 007 because I have 0 friends, 0 girlfriends, and 7 brain cells.

[@chodend3257]

And 7 likes

[@busterbeef221]

Thank you

[@IlDottore_SecondHarbinger]

Everything is food if you crave them enough.

[@RMT0615]

cremated people are just overcooked people

[@Spamley_the_Porygon2]

@@RMT0615 r/cursedcomment

[@RMT0615]

@@Spamley_the_Porygon2 is not that cursed tho

[@Spamley_the_Porygon2]

@@RMT0615 true true

[@FtFredboi]

Finally! I have a reason for cannibalism!

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

Happy Ramadan to everybody that celebrates it:)

[@ChoomGuy]

Ay pog happy Ramadan my dude

[@khairulhafiz2002]

Thanks.

[@geneticfaliure9084]

Ramadan Kareem to you too my dude

[@marshmallowbunni1052]

Ah thank you Ramadan Mubarak friend :) This comment made me very happy 😊

[@sr.lontra]

13:12 "why there was christmas episodes on phineas & ferb's summer" *laughs & cries in brazilian*

[@videirasunderclub4418]

Eu sinto sua dor ("I feel your pain", just in case you want to understand this and don't know portuguese)

[@VioletLimes]

Parents: Video games and the internet make people more violent! People on the internet: hi I drew a hand

[@snivylink2119]

hands are a pain in the ass to draw

[@goodname9154]

@@snivylink2119 THATS WHAT SHE SAID

[@crac345]

Roses are red I can't find a rhyme... will you be my valentine? Me: nailed it!!!

[@Springdude11]

Thumbnail: *exists.* Cuphead fans: *Casually jamming out.*

[@yamigekusu]

12:12 sharks in reality: **smacking hockey puck**

[@felixfaulkner8520]

From the bottom of my heart I want to thank you because you really helped me through a very bad time

[@acethefiredragon8525]

Emkay asking for like: I’m gonna make them an offer they can’t refuse.

[@bedtimepills]

"we've decided you haven't been liking enough of these videos-" me whos been liking the every video thats come out for a few weeks now

[@klackey821]

1:14 that is the funniest kira voice I've ever heard.

[@FroggyNightmare]

As a Mexican-American I can confirm...doggos on roofs are the best and cutest form of security.

[@Dikkie_Dik]

0:23 i've seen enough, im satisfied **likes video**

[@sabiangriffin3713]

Meme: Says demonetized word Jack: Australian term of endearment

[@bananator0347]

4:41 where is the person that says, "30 degrees is cold lol" as they laughter with the rest of their middle aged friends looking through their son's recommended on KZbin

[@amoth7292]

I’m going to be paranoid for the rest of my life now for two reasons thank you for that intro

[@christianlmoises-ALWI]

5:38 "You'll be doing the first panel anyways"

[@Duckexe-on7gv]

4:41 "In searing 30 degree heat" Jack: Screams in Celsius Me: Laughs in Fahrenheit

[@ezra2701]

Me liking all Emkays Videos but also Hella suicidal and being told I'll be shanked in the street if I don't like: 👁️👄👁️ (I did like tho, I can't not like)

[@isaac2687]

Don’t do it, there are people who love you even if you don’t see it and if you kill yourself you’ll kill them too. Please seek help.

[@ezra2701]

@@isaac2687 aye don't worry fam. I appreciate the concern, I do. I may be hella suicidal but living to spite those that have wronged me has kept me alive so far. I'm thankful for your concern, have a blessed day💗

[@June_squids]

Buzz only freezes because he might think humans are aliens and gets penalized in fear until they are gone. I don't blame him because the humans look a lot like aliens

[@herbert_and_clover]

0:35 see THIS is why i don't go outside-

[@megalomainiac7388]

“i see your experienced in seasoning hands!” i cannntttttt!!!!

[@fancyferox4887]

Only one person can make a Raid Shadow Legends ad amazing but you won't know until you watch that video on the entirety of KZbin.

[@goggles7651]

0:54 jokes on you at around 5 to 6 am when my alarm is set for 8 before class starts

[@jungimita]

Ah yes, go down Never gonna give you up

[@grimmpotat6911]

But I want the pixar movie :(

[@grimmpotat6911]

Give me up I want to watchteh movie

[@OffBrandGameBoy]

Great

[@Cpu_negya]

He's the jack that smiles back.

[@knight307]

The intro is little scary but it perfect

[@lostnotfound7505]

Dam I LOLed when he said "I'm getting wood" 9:20

[@Ilikebunnies-metoo]

Jack: "And we have collectively decided that if you _don't_ like this video, *we will shank you in the street* Me: understandable, have a nice day

[@Horrorbubbl]

The snow memes were funny for the first five minutes and then I could no longer feel my legs

[@kagemushashien8394]

7:43 *AND THEN ALONG CAME GOD, HE HURLED HIS THUNDER BOLT!*

[@reverse-psychology1999]

That thumbnail implied something else 😳😳

[@mrcabloopy]

5:03 i think im the only one not bothered that a child drew on the ps5

[@JadenMQuayle]

i have been liking every one of your vids. they are nice to listen to and you are genuinely helping me through covid. plus you homans are nice people.

[@activatedclosure5155]

"my friendship circle over the year" was so true up until 2020 I became introvert :(

[@insaincaldo]

Do you even know what you were attempting to say?

[@bobberman4641]

Jokes on you, I’ve been an introvert

[@enbyunus]

Idk what it is about "THERES NO LADY IN THERE" that makes me so happy thanks jaque

[@bush3126]

"like this video or we'll have to shank you in the street-" Me: *sweats profusely*

[@mrzerolife367]

no worry mate just shank the sub and like button *or they'll shank you*

[@yellowcrewmate9809]

0:33 me realizing if I don’t like I get to meet the narrators

[@kievrom9044]

I was about to sleep until I saw the notification

[@ugnikea2182]

Sleep?!?!?!?!?

[@sophiedenise]

I don't need sleep, I need EmKay

[@evgenijanankovska8815]

2:48 bruh this played right when I was choking on my saliva, no joke

[@aaaaa-299]

6:55 Why is this so relatable-

[@AntiHeroJohn]

10:03 ive been saying it for years but you can really tell that everything went downhill after Harambe died. It opened a cursed floodgate

[@joefr123]

Jack: we will Shank you in the street Me walking in the street: 😮

[@normalhuman9878]

My pc trying to run anything other than cookie clicker: *slideshows aggressively*

[@300IQPrower]

“Searing 30 degree heat” You dont get to be that much a pansy right after the “texans shooting snow” joke

[@baydenator9818]

13:13 Phineas and Ferb had Christmas episodes after the main few seasons because they were meant to be over Christmas Break instead of Summer Vacation

[@ernierpernia1435]

Wait... If in the beginning there was Adam and Eve... Does that mean we are all related?!?!?!

[@Froge4291]

Yes

[@thenexus8384]

Teacher: "we're going to the Pacific ocean" Most students: " no it's gonna be boring" Me: "there once was a ship that put to sea and the name of the ship was the Billy o' Tea"

[@Icy_DH]

I love these memes

[@iknowwhereyoulive7661]

Question did you watch the video?

[@mr.totolose2107]

Hey isnt the video like 16 minutes long But the time of this comment is 5 minutes ago Thats it im calling back up GO TO LIARS JAIL

[@Icy_DH]

@@iknowwhereyoulive7661 yes I did but thank you for asking

[@confidential837]

I just sled a straw into a cup of coca and i saw this thumbnail, that's perfection.

[@hiddendesire3076]

12:15 Screw that, tell that to the shark that attacked me in Kawaii. Shat myself as I swam back to shore with it chasing after me.

[@insaincaldo]

If you were actually attacked, you were not swimming anywhere. At most you were startled by one, was it even close?

[@forgormyusername]

The 38 dislikes are from the people who got shanked in the street.

[@Gino_andTonic]

Why do you need a boating license but not a caring license

[@bryce4724]

they missed the lego lander shuttle from the early 2000's and it made me feel so old

[@nemesis6409]

Me seeing umbrella academy Umbrella Academy Wait MY HERO ACADE-

[@nighttimemysteries7320]

Agreed

[@RMT0615]

Nah

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

i need to see robin and lexi's reaction to jack saying they will shank us for not liking the video

[@TomatoChan123]

15:13 Soooo anybody got the sauce for the top part?

[@DraxusENG]

Just scrolling through entire comment section to find the wise man that does. Edit. Did some research this just be a regular manga "Ana satsujin"

[@phntmthf5505]

@@DraxusENG damn

[@BeyondAbsoluteInfinity]

Damien when he saw the same meme in r/madlads (8:54): Let him do it Editor: EmKay is a Pro-Theft Channel.

[@mozzie1439]

Jaaaaaaack- My daily memes have been delivered by my favourite narrator, the word is perfect today.

[@DannysYacht]

15:12 Let's take a moment of silence to pay respects to the singing. So fcking good. 👏👏👏

[@xoney-pl]

12:23 i think he said: rich - is - raid - you - download - my - mum wait what

[@MalcolmIIofCaledonia]

Petition for Jack to say “Hi I’m Jack! I love using crack!” At the beginning of each vid And at the end he say “I’m Jack, and I’m all out of crack and I’ll see you next time!”

[@BaiMataBoMes]

61k views Also us :5.7k likes is the best we can do at the moment 😅

[@doodledog8593]

jokes on you i dont go outside i cant be shanked

[@jovycataga2581]

10:48 RaIiIiD sHaDoW LEEE-

[@mattisgrotegerd4527]

Your Frieza impression is flawless my guy. Assert dominance over the rest of us puny humans.

[@mr.scarlo2234]

Day 267 of asking for "Hi, my name's Jack. I'm asking for some feedback."

[@kennedybagwell8353]

That last one got me 😂