r/menwritingwomen...DRAWN LITERALLY // 5

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LavenderTowne

LavenderTowne

Күн бұрын

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@ani_4797
@ani_4797 4 ай бұрын
I wish to never hear the words "globular breasts" ever again in any context whatsoever
@anopinion1349
@anopinion1349 4 ай бұрын
GOBULAR BREASTS
@sharcraz211
@sharcraz211 4 ай бұрын
What if they are made of gloop.
@ani_4797
@ani_4797 4 ай бұрын
@@anopinion1349 RAAGH GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
@ani_4797
@ani_4797 4 ай бұрын
@@sharcraz211 that's a gloopular breast then
@Axcer46
@Axcer46 4 ай бұрын
@@ani_4797 augustus gloopular?
@Cornheadvalley
@Cornheadvalley 4 ай бұрын
“The twelve year old girl…” No… NO.
@starsk1ttles
@starsk1ttles 4 ай бұрын
OH GOD
@tell-me-a-story-
@tell-me-a-story- 4 ай бұрын
Keep away from the child!!!
@MaiaEmpyrean
@MaiaEmpyrean 4 ай бұрын
Keep the children out of this.
@pajamawarrior3140
@pajamawarrior3140 4 ай бұрын
Incorrect buzzer noise
@Amber-Hazel-Mint-777
@Amber-Hazel-Mint-777 4 ай бұрын
*DON'T TOUCH THE CHILD!!!*
@theopreston8507
@theopreston8507 4 ай бұрын
“disrespectful to the milf hunters” god i love this series lmao
@Nebulous8091
@Nebulous8091 4 ай бұрын
Have I been mentioned
@chimera9818
@chimera9818 4 ай бұрын
Kakyoin wants to know her location
@Woah_thatscrazy
@Woah_thatscrazy 4 ай бұрын
@@chimera9818lmao
@TheMartianMilfhunter
@TheMartianMilfhunter 4 ай бұрын
You rang
@Piper-o8l
@Piper-o8l 4 ай бұрын
What does “milf” actually stand for?
@llave8662
@llave8662 4 ай бұрын
Just so you all know: the first one isn't fiction. A person wrote this as an actual editorial. She really thinks this, and it gets WORSE.
@stranger_things_slytherin_457
@stranger_things_slytherin_457 4 ай бұрын
Oh god lol
@i_tried_okk
@i_tried_okk 4 ай бұрын
w h a t
@Anjel1e
@Anjel1e 4 ай бұрын
How could it get worse?!? I'm scared, but I need to know.
@llave8662
@llave8662 4 ай бұрын
The editorial Is about she deciding to seduce an older, well educated rich guy as a life plan. She basically thinks that woman not taking advantage of their youth to "move forward" in life Is a waste and that girls are miserable for it. She basically studied nothing and spent her life making him happy, bit She thinks it worth it because she goes abroad every holiday AND such.
@llave8662
@llave8662 4 ай бұрын
She decided to marry a rich guy and make him happy as a "life plan". She thinks woman are more miserable for being told to study and work to earn a living instead of marrying and being trophy-wives while they're young and attractive.
@l3xther3x86
@l3xther3x86 4 ай бұрын
Search history: When do women start to lose their eggs What do upturned breasts look like? Define Globular How to visualize globular breasts Globular Breasts What the hell would globular breasts look like???? What is paisly? What is a paisly shape? How would paisly shaped lips look? Define Annaloid What is an Annalid How to forget an image Man thighs Men in shorts Men in shorts showing thighs Rose Petals Is it healthy for a person to have bright orange skin?
@chikujoyt4506
@chikujoyt4506 4 ай бұрын
This is pure poetry I love the regret/ backtracking
@bogwife7942
@bogwife7942 3 ай бұрын
that poor little girl has the worst case of liver damage ever 💀
@layana_universe
@layana_universe 3 ай бұрын
I may have laughed way too hard at this
@AGG1EX3
@AGG1EX3 3 ай бұрын
I'm literally computing this is so funny
@Streetcleanergaming
@Streetcleanergaming 3 ай бұрын
"How to forget an image" I believe a brick or other heavy solid object would work wonders.
@Angie-ke5jj
@Angie-ke5jj 4 ай бұрын
It's so crazy how even female authors struggle with writing female characters, like that whole "have all my eggs" description was 🤢🤢
@Hirtly
@Hirtly 4 ай бұрын
Like what was she thinking when she was writing that 💀
@RoomTemperatureMilk_
@RoomTemperatureMilk_ 4 ай бұрын
​@@HirtlyI feel like it was one of those things you write at 3:00AM thinking it's good
@SPLUNK3R
@SPLUNK3R 4 ай бұрын
I was gonna comment how a DHMIS FAN FICTION describes the Duck almost perfectly to that description. Look up “Dhmis Duck” and tell me you would describe that senile old man like that-
@violetskypilot6697
@violetskypilot6697 4 ай бұрын
isn't it from the Cut article about that woman bragging about getting an older husband?? it's not even a character, she's literally describing her own thought process at 20 years old lmao
@haruthegremlin
@haruthegremlin 4 ай бұрын
@@SPLUNK3R LMAO (I USED TO BE A HUGE DHMIS FAN IN MIDDLE SCHOOL AND I LAUGHED HARD AT THIS)
@anandaphillip8264
@anandaphillip8264 4 ай бұрын
"I assume she wants to talk to me about Lolita" is WILD 💀💀
@Milkythefawn
@Milkythefawn 4 ай бұрын
I thought that’s what the original creator was obviously implying when she talked about writing about Nabokov
@undeniablySomeGuy
@undeniablySomeGuy 4 ай бұрын
Wild but true
@joeyjojojrshabadoo7462
@joeyjojojrshabadoo7462 3 ай бұрын
Somehow I didn't make the obvious connection, can't believe someone would read it and go 'Literally Me'.
@Avalon07-l8q
@Avalon07-l8q 16 күн бұрын
BRUH SHE DID NOT HAVE TO SAY THAT!!! (But it made me chuckle so I’ll allow it)
@Emperor-Quill
@Emperor-Quill 4 ай бұрын
Sometimes the way a woman in a piece of media describes another woman is so wild it makes me think that the character is just full on attracted to her. Like that meme about Dolly Parton’s “Jolene". Things we know about Jolene: Her beauty is beyond compare. She has flaming locks of auburn hair, with ivory skin and eyes of emerald green. Her smile is like a breath of spring, and her voice is soft like summer rain. Things we know about the Man: Sleep talker
@ayyymacaroni
@ayyymacaroni 4 ай бұрын
"I'm begging of you, please don't take my man...take me instead"
@NoiseDay
@NoiseDay 4 ай бұрын
I can get past the description of her physical body being a bit poetic, but the voice and breath is telling
@ayyymacaroni
@ayyymacaroni 4 ай бұрын
@@Emperor-Quill He talks about you in his sleep, and there's nothing I can do to keep my smile down as I see your face, Jolene You could have your choice of men, but I'll say time and time again that you're the only one for me, Jolene Your voice is soft, your smile is bright, your face brushed by the morning light, I'd do whatever it takes for my Jolene
@alexkunce2002
@alexkunce2002 4 ай бұрын
The song isn't called "The Man"...for a reason...
@AsterWi
@AsterWi 4 ай бұрын
i feel like i keep seeing you, person with the lobotomy corporation profile picture
@lordarthur2165
@lordarthur2165 4 ай бұрын
Time for women for write women badly, YEAHHHH, EQUALITY. Sometimes I want to describe all my male characters like r/menwritingwomen and always describe their chest first.
@lizzyley748
@lizzyley748 4 ай бұрын
His chest was flat, without any breast, cause he’s a dude
@Light_Dies_07
@Light_Dies_07 4 ай бұрын
"his chest was flat as a fresh plank of cedar wood" 😍
@discordlexia2429
@discordlexia2429 4 ай бұрын
"He was broad of chest, as a sheet-metal plate strung across a bungalow - and provided similar warmth on a winter's night. His arms were like sausages, strung together in links, bulging in the middle and tapering at the joints. His eyes were like mirror-pools, I could see myself reflected in them as pure water - yet they lacked a certain purity. His lips were cracked, like a frozen lake beneath Autumn, and I thought about how dry they must be, and how I aught to moisten them. His hair was like cascading ink, as though spilled from the inkwell of some unlucky writer - all the meaning that may have been on paper dripping down his head. He was unlike so many men, whose flabby forms reflect a life spent on indolence. The edifice of his body was as angular and rough as crudely-chipped stone, yet as milk-white and clean as marble. A testament to a life lived as roughly as his flesh. A testament to what a man aught to be."
@bembjaminbrosenglek1163
@bembjaminbrosenglek1163 4 ай бұрын
nah, you gotta describe the heft of their absolutely badonkaliciously huge balls
@Elloitslimegoat
@Elloitslimegoat 4 ай бұрын
@@discordlexia2429beautiful. Absolutely beautiful
@paper_bag_pancake
@paper_bag_pancake 4 ай бұрын
"a how-to-draw book written by someone extremely lonely" im crying
@ParsureArts
@ParsureArts 4 ай бұрын
“globular” is… definitely a word to use
@muttthingy9908
@muttthingy9908 4 ай бұрын
it just does not conjure up a nice image at all
@IrregularityRowan
@IrregularityRowan 4 ай бұрын
Makes me think of *big* slime/jello
@jasperjazzie
@jasperjazzie 4 ай бұрын
i've seen a not insignificant amount of works on ao3 that call butt cheeks "globes" and honestly i think that might almost be worse than "orbs" for eyes.
@Snibbyiffer917
@Snibbyiffer917 4 ай бұрын
Yes globular is horrible but I will now be referring to milk as Virtuous Nourishment because that's hilarious also I'm lactose intolerant...
@Amy_the_Lizard
@Amy_the_Lizard 4 ай бұрын
Honestly, if I was trying to describe a very busty woman in a veey nonsexualized way, I could see myself using it...
@elisibethjames7488
@elisibethjames7488 4 ай бұрын
9:38 “babe, would you still love me if my lips were a worm?"
@Twisted_Happy
@Twisted_Happy 3 ай бұрын
Not the "would you still love me if I was a worm?" No, now its "would you still love me IF MY LIPS were a W O R M." I wanna see someone ask their partner that XD
@The_cringbin_hotel
@The_cringbin_hotel Ай бұрын
@@Twisted_Happy Just asked mine....He said yes
@Twisted_Happy
@Twisted_Happy Ай бұрын
@@The_cringbin_hotel Well at least you know they love you! :D
@NoiseDay
@NoiseDay 4 ай бұрын
I'm sorry, the never ending petal mouth struggle was hilarious
@redwitch12
@redwitch12 4 ай бұрын
The gradually increasing level of visible frustration and confusion had me just about rolling
@Goldfish_Brain
@Goldfish_Brain 4 ай бұрын
I like to imagine the girls written by men, Pixar moms, and anime women go out partying together to vent about how sexualized and how much their back must be hurting from frontal pain.
@superorangecat691
@superorangecat691 8 күн бұрын
why can I see this perfectly? 😭
@hi.241
@hi.241 Күн бұрын
yess if this was made id watch the hell out of it
@nj_sunnyside
@nj_sunnyside 4 ай бұрын
AAAAAH THE DUDE’S LIPS 😭😭😭 I CAN’T
@abiliv-lf9tz
@abiliv-lf9tz 4 ай бұрын
When she put down those colours I was immediately thinking of the Hello Neighbor game 😭
@NOKTSNUMBER1FANNNN
@NOKTSNUMBER1FANNNN 4 ай бұрын
@@abiliv-lf9tzLOL
@UrLocalWCResident
@UrLocalWCResident 4 ай бұрын
Honestly, I ship him with eel lips girl-
@nj_sunnyside
@nj_sunnyside 4 ай бұрын
@@UrLocalWCResident yes I can totally see it!!
@theultimatebananacowboy
@theultimatebananacowboy 4 ай бұрын
He looks like he's drawn in the Oingo Boingo brother's art style from JJBA
@MaiaEmpyrean
@MaiaEmpyrean 4 ай бұрын
Without the creepy context, your drawing of the last girl is really cute.
@hocuskrocus602
@hocuskrocus602 4 ай бұрын
Completely agree. Without context, she is actually very adorable.
@umbreonhyperdream
@umbreonhyperdream 4 ай бұрын
Bro I have never frowned so fast until I heard the word "twelve year old girl" in this context discomfort hit me so hard I stopped what I was doing to look at the screen and was mortified
@SimmingWithRed
@SimmingWithRed 3 ай бұрын
i side eyed the screen
@justagoofyahhusername
@justagoofyahhusername 3 ай бұрын
I literally paused the video to take a breath and mentally prepare myself for what was coming, luckily it wasn't as bad as I expected but still
@gabrielho1874
@gabrielho1874 3 ай бұрын
4:11 guessed she dropped a Lolita reference too early
@footfungus387
@footfungus387 4 ай бұрын
i lost it when you added the fire over the peaches for the skin tone that’s so ridiculous 😭😭😭
@FourthStar
@FourthStar 3 ай бұрын
The way I cackled when she did that 😂
@suspentional
@suspentional 4 ай бұрын
They describe the characters like stylized cartoons, i.e. Pixar Moms
@steamboatwill3.367
@steamboatwill3.367 4 ай бұрын
You mean the 3 of them?
@chimera9818
@chimera9818 4 ай бұрын
@@steamboatwill3.367yeah more or less and sadly including the underaged one
@steamboatwill3.367
@steamboatwill3.367 4 ай бұрын
@@chimera9818 ) underaged o.0 in the video?
@Just_Tg
@Just_Tg 4 ай бұрын
Which is wrong by no means pixar moms is crazy
@Eviloohoo
@Eviloohoo 4 ай бұрын
Pixar movies might be their only experience seeing women tbh lol
@smallzers8309
@smallzers8309 4 ай бұрын
Seeing “peaches by firelight” and your reference being actual fire overlayed over a picture of a peach is what makes you one of my favourite KZbinrs over the years 😂
@reiningsoral
@reiningsoral 4 ай бұрын
"he just looks, really- really.... fascinating" girl bye💀
@Gonst757
@Gonst757 4 ай бұрын
6:38 “I gave her some little Viking wings on her head to give off that Nordic vibe” *Inhales* HERMESS???
@Some_scene_freak
@Some_scene_freak 4 ай бұрын
SAME
@CARACALLERXIII
@CARACALLERXIII 4 ай бұрын
but he wore shoes with wings, right?
@Gonst757
@Gonst757 4 ай бұрын
@@CARACALLERXIII yea, but in some depictions he also can either have wings on his hat or head
@CutieAlysse
@CutieAlysse 4 ай бұрын
Hermes be lookin real different these days
@solonyhiacynt6291
@solonyhiacynt6291 4 ай бұрын
hOhOHOhoHo WOULDN'T YOU LIKE A TASTE OF THE POWERRRR
@ichbinben.
@ichbinben. 4 ай бұрын
"We're totally ignoring all the milf hunters out there, it's disrespectful to them" Thanks, I spat out my drink XD
@themagicknightress7132
@themagicknightress7132 4 ай бұрын
So… a “woman” who has all of her eggs would be a child…
@pigcatapult
@pigcatapult 4 ай бұрын
She has MOST of her eggs
@axolotlinabucket1287
@axolotlinabucket1287 3 ай бұрын
​@@pigcatapult a slightly older kid
3 ай бұрын
@@axolotlinabucket1287 So, you're saying all women have no eggs, IE fertility? I guess you think to be a woman means being 50+ years old, then. And if you try to say I'm taking you out of context, wrong. I'm using the exact same context you're using.
@Eryn302
@Eryn302 Ай бұрын
A woman meaning over the age of twenty, not a minor
@roryandbro1561
@roryandbro1561 10 күн бұрын
m's comment has the vibe of "i like pancakes" "so you hate waffles"
@Snow_Sailor
@Snow_Sailor 4 ай бұрын
The guy looks like he's having an allergic reaction. You can't change my mind.
@hellaradusername
@hellaradusername 4 ай бұрын
Ever thought of doing The Eye of Argon? The love interest has "stringy orchid twines of hair swaying gracefully over the lithe opaque nose" - The Eye of Argon is an infamous fantasy novella written by a 16 year old in the 70's and he got a lot of use out of his thesaurus. The prose is so purple as to be basically unreadable and the same character dies in the 2nd chapter and near the end because the writer forgot about him. It's great.
@redwitch12
@redwitch12 2 ай бұрын
Prose so purple it slides straight into the ultraviolet, beyond the range where humans can perceive meaning, to a point where it puts bees and mantis shrimp on edge.
@cawingcrows2072
@cawingcrows2072 4 ай бұрын
The second one sounds like the POV character is just super gay for this big boobed lady and it's very funny to me
@verdiss7487
@verdiss7487 4 ай бұрын
Oh 100%, there isn't a chance that writer doesn't have something LGBT+ happening inside that head of hers
@chimera9818
@chimera9818 4 ай бұрын
Yeah kinda like the character that talk in the song Jolene almost
@chimera9818
@chimera9818 4 ай бұрын
Beyond the boobs over described that’s sounds the best one of them all
@hocuskrocus602
@hocuskrocus602 4 ай бұрын
That's what I was thinking! Lol
@NearsightedNarhwal
@NearsightedNarhwal 4 ай бұрын
I think we need a “women writing men” version of this
@safetyscissors9281
@safetyscissors9281 4 ай бұрын
She left a comment on the last video of this series where you can recommend excerpts for her to draw
@WoodlouseFairy
@WoodlouseFairy 4 ай бұрын
YES PLEASE!!!
@GaliaNovoa
@GaliaNovoa 4 ай бұрын
Props to Koyoharu Gotuge for beinga woman and writing amazing men
@undeniablySomeGuy
@undeniablySomeGuy 4 ай бұрын
Women usually write men better since there's a clear cultural precedent to follow
@HiAgainTheNameIsStillAyle
@HiAgainTheNameIsStillAyle 4 ай бұрын
​@@undeniablySomeGuyTrue But sometimes they write men like men write women, and it's really fucking funny when that happens
@clumpofdirt1193
@clumpofdirt1193 4 ай бұрын
to be fair to the thigh sized waist description- when i was 12 years old and underweight due to chronic illness, my waist was around the size of my fathers thigh, though he was overweight and had some muscle. but imagining it is definitely really strange
@lunadreamystrz7875
@lunadreamystrz7875 4 ай бұрын
Especially writing it, that's so weird to talk about a child's waist.. 😭😭
@tallemajas
@tallemajas 4 ай бұрын
i think that's an exception and not the norm though. we're talking about an average man's thigh, and there is no indication that the child is underweight
@clumpofdirt1193
@clumpofdirt1193 4 ай бұрын
@@tallemajas it couldve been an attempt to portray the child as sickly if done correctly, but yeah every other way they describe her is rather healthy which is unfortunate
@lofkii
@lofkii 4 ай бұрын
yeah, it's unfortunate that the author most definitely didn't have that in mind when writing it and intended it to be healthy
@LycanFerret
@LycanFerret 3 ай бұрын
You must have been small. My body hasn't changed much in the last 10 years since I was 12, but tbf I was 5'1" and 155lbs. I looked like an 18yo babysitter next to my friends. Puberty hit me like a truck(I started puberty between 8-10). And it is still funny looking at school photos of me because I have not changed. At all. That is just me. Indisputably me.
@Zoolitsky
@Zoolitsky 4 ай бұрын
How is it that not even women can write women 😭
@gamervox1707
@gamervox1707 4 ай бұрын
May culture standards?
@miau5878
@miau5878 4 ай бұрын
probably influenced by misogyny in the same vein as the men.
@roxassora2706
@roxassora2706 4 ай бұрын
I write mine to be more like people. Or an OC self-insert.
@CherryCherub97
@CherryCherub97 4 ай бұрын
Internalised misogyny
@quigglyz
@quigglyz 4 ай бұрын
@@CherryCherub97 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@AmandaOshare
@AmandaOshare 4 ай бұрын
Don't you love it when your favourite creater happens to post when you're looking for a dinner video thank you lavendertowne for posting this
@ARCHIVED-i3i
@ARCHIVED-i3i Ай бұрын
10:09 Great. Now i can't get the image out of my head of her saying "Oh yEaH kIsS mE WiTh tHOsE LOpsIdEd WoRm liPs"
@Yoimiya_Lover29
@Yoimiya_Lover29 4 ай бұрын
Fun drinking game!!: Take a shot every time a male author talks about their female characters' chests. (Don't actually do it, guys, you may die of alcohol poisoning)
@mattd5240
@mattd5240 2 ай бұрын
Or a lack of blood to the brain. 😏
@Ky-Nas
@Ky-Nas 4 ай бұрын
I did not expect to hear the phrase "Broodqueen vibes" from this channel lmao christ, that in addition to the milf-hunter and lolita gags This is a level of raw and raunchy I was not expecting to hear from here but it's _vastly entertaining_ so I'm here for it.
@clarehidalgo
@clarehidalgo 4 ай бұрын
16:14 Maybe when these Writer's say "peach" they mean the slightly pink flesh of a white peach rather than a yellow peach
@PinkFeathers
@PinkFeathers 4 ай бұрын
what im noticing lately is that its really hard to tell the difference between "raging closeted lesbian" vs. "so brainwashed by the patriarchy they're incapable of viewing other women/ themselves as more than sexual objects"
@innnn663
@innnn663 4 ай бұрын
people might attack you because of this comment :( stay safe pls
@thenobodys1955
@thenobodys1955 3 ай бұрын
How??? 8:19 ​@@innnn663
@sleep3417
@sleep3417 3 ай бұрын
​@@innnn663 You're giving "people" too much credit
@tibbygaycat
@tibbygaycat 3 ай бұрын
....oh no that's tragic. God I hate sexism
@petermartinez4399
@petermartinez4399 2 ай бұрын
Sometimes it's both.
@SethEdwards-m5n
@SethEdwards-m5n 4 ай бұрын
Lavendertowne's art has improved so much since I started watching her. It's insane to think one of my favourite artists is improving with me. So proud of you!
@HOBGOBSNOB23
@HOBGOBSNOB23 4 ай бұрын
YEAH! lets go! These are my favorite!
@LavenderTowne
@LavenderTowne 4 ай бұрын
oh hey! :D you're so early!
@HOBGOBSNOB23
@HOBGOBSNOB23 4 ай бұрын
@@LavenderTowne KZbin did a good job at recommending this video. The combination of character creation and strange writing makes my brain tingle.
@crazydude9884
@crazydude9884 4 ай бұрын
HOW DOD YOU COMMENT 19h BEFORE THE VIDEO?!🙀🙀
@HOBGOBSNOB23
@HOBGOBSNOB23 4 ай бұрын
@crazydude9884 KZbin Membership. If you want to see LavenderTowne videos early, there's a membership option. It's only a couple bucks and supports your favorite creators
@aliyahpulido953
@aliyahpulido953 4 ай бұрын
​@@crazydude9884That eye icon next to their username means they're a channel member so they get early access.
@Maggot_Skin
@Maggot_Skin 4 ай бұрын
THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED WHEN SHE SAID "12 year old girl"😭🙏
@Creepie-Cake
@Creepie-Cake 4 ай бұрын
0:12 I love the mini you that you drew, it looks so fun! 🩷🖤
@snowball_from_earth
@snowball_from_earth 4 ай бұрын
The first one with the eggs made me think of the Mandalorian, where Grogu kept eating those eggs.
@sarahjoy1672
@sarahjoy1672 4 ай бұрын
I just watched that episode! I felt so bad for the frog mama lol
@sigamigs
@sigamigs 4 ай бұрын
I'm loving how this is now one of lav's staple series now lmao. Can't wait for episode 7 edit: oops meant 6
@jessicaskrishin4350
@jessicaskrishin4350 4 ай бұрын
Where is episode 5
@aroshootingarrows
@aroshootingarrows 4 ай бұрын
@@jessicaskrishin4350you mean six? This is five
@jessicaskrishin4350
@jessicaskrishin4350 4 ай бұрын
@@aroshootingarrows That was quick, the title said six when I commented that, but it finally changed to 5
@aroshootingarrows
@aroshootingarrows 4 ай бұрын
@@jessicaskrishin4350 ah, sorry
@eddieravenwood
@eddieravenwood 4 ай бұрын
i love how out-of-pocket the commentary in this series is compared to your other videos. gives me a good laugh every time
@jinxedbisexual
@jinxedbisexual 4 ай бұрын
3:20 help she looks like Monika from DDLC😭😭
@kako8020
@kako8020 4 ай бұрын
Omg yes
@plewis9
@plewis9 4 ай бұрын
There is no way lavendertown will see this but pleeeease continue this series
@LavenderTowne
@LavenderTowne 4 ай бұрын
will do ! :)))
@8bitmack
@8bitmack 4 ай бұрын
You do not speak for us
@Sim0n_Wasmad
@Sim0n_Wasmad 4 ай бұрын
There, in fact, is a way LavenderTowne will see this
@plewis9
@plewis9 4 ай бұрын
@@LavenderTowne OMG I love channel thanks for commenting
@plewis9
@plewis9 4 ай бұрын
@@Sim0n_Wasmad oh
@bembjaminbrosenglek1163
@bembjaminbrosenglek1163 4 ай бұрын
that 2nd one is the most longwinded way to say "mommy milkers" ive ever heard
@soph8913
@soph8913 Ай бұрын
as, an albeit female, author, this is my absolute worst fear 😭writing/describing women OR just people in general makes me so scared because i do not know what's offensive, how to properly give my vision of my character, etc etc. also, i generally write from 1st person, which makes it worse, because sometimes i write a line that i feel like i HAVE to add a footnote for- 'this is X's thought, not mine!!' sobs..
@Renikee
@Renikee 4 ай бұрын
Hey, could you also make a video about what if weather types were cute girls? Like raining, snowing, sunny, cloudy, thunder etc. I would love to see how you would make those elements stand out for them
@L3M0NK1TTYyay
@L3M0NK1TTYyay 4 ай бұрын
That would be so cool!
@krazyykleoo
@krazyykleoo Ай бұрын
ooh you just gave me an idea
@ashmusing6118
@ashmusing6118 4 ай бұрын
Regarding "scrubbed" - I always saw that as a description for someone super clean, the reddened cheeks you mentioned, no product in the hair, no make-up, clothes that are neat and clean, but not fashionable or over the top. Like a housekeeper or nurse in sensible clothing type vibe. Also, I love this series so, so much. Descriptions be WILD.
@PureAshWanderer
@PureAshWanderer 4 ай бұрын
I clicked on the notification for this video right when I got it! I'm so glad you're doing women authors in this episode because omg some of them are just as bad, if not worse 😂😭 EDIT: I'M ON THE FIRST ONE AND WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT DESCRIPTION 😭😭😭
@durazno4948
@durazno4948 4 ай бұрын
"He looks really... really... really fascinating." Quite diplomatic, there! Also, "quite a juicy thigh" killed me dead. I rise from the dead to say that I actually really like the gong voice as a description. It makes me imagine a voice that is soft, and deep, and very even. She's speaking really calmly and her voice makes you want to listen. If it were in a less weird general description, it'd sound very dignified and mellow.
@faenene
@faenene 4 ай бұрын
Lol I love when she pulls up actual images like the man’s thigh and the peaches on fire XD It just adds to the absurdity
@CopperPenny53
@CopperPenny53 2 ай бұрын
“Her skin was the colour of chocolate… White chocolate… 😉“ (Also I was not expecting the descriptions to be like THAT! I want to HURL. OH GOD- like imagine someone asks something like “what’s one of your favourite qualities about yourself?” “I STILL HAVE ALL MY EGGS.” “… uhh… wha?”)
@genesisofthebetween
@genesisofthebetween 4 ай бұрын
I love this series so much damnit
@Joeydooodles
@Joeydooodles 4 ай бұрын
Waiting for a women writing men
@CheeseyWitch
@CheeseyWitch 4 ай бұрын
​@@Joeydooodles there's one in this video
@RubixCuber66
@RubixCuber66 4 ай бұрын
The worm-lip dude would be a perfect match for hot eel-lip lady from your previous video! 😂
@aoexbasment78
@aoexbasment78 3 ай бұрын
lol
@SwordTune
@SwordTune 4 ай бұрын
I was just thinking yesterday that I could use some LavenderTowne content.
@AddieArtPerson
@AddieArtPerson 4 ай бұрын
I love this series so much!especially the witty way you talk about the pieces of writing!
@roofogato
@roofogato 4 ай бұрын
I know there's like a hundred different styles of writing but I've only read One book series (over and over) and subconsciously thought that's what all books sound like This series of your has certainly been opening my eyes, certainly
@tallemajas
@tallemajas 4 ай бұрын
i recommend reading some more books :) there are a lot of great books out there
@roofogato
@roofogato 3 ай бұрын
​@@tallemajas The series I've been reading in question is Wings Of Fire, any suggestions based off that? (sorry, im a book noobie)
@Duckmaster123
@Duckmaster123 4 ай бұрын
I really love how the last one turned out, I must consider trees more when doing hair
@M1lk_0
@M1lk_0 4 ай бұрын
God I love these episodes, it really brings out just how atrocious these descriptions are 😭
@ShadowAura12
@ShadowAura12 4 ай бұрын
I was super excited to see another part of this series and im suuuuper early holy crap
@dwaynehenry1414
@dwaynehenry1414 4 ай бұрын
Omg wait your oc is different! +I love these kind of videos
@ajustes997
@ajustes997 4 ай бұрын
For those who saw my comment in previous video of this type "Man writting women" the Angel girl is now one of the most powerful beings in my story
@ajustes997
@ajustes997 4 ай бұрын
(I didn't see the number 6 caps? Wow, my first comment was in the first video)
@McFurinaa
@McFurinaa 4 ай бұрын
Love that for her lol
@moonlight_is_a_weirdo
@moonlight_is_a_weirdo 4 ай бұрын
"Virtuous Nordic gong voice woman" is the best description of a character I've ever heard
@CakeWitch
@CakeWitch 4 ай бұрын
This is always so funny! I'm so happy to watch more!
@wriothesleyenjoyer
@wriothesleyenjoyer 13 күн бұрын
Watching you struggle sooooooooo much with the mouth only to erase the whole face and then STILL struggle, made my day, truly the most relatable thing I've ever seen from a KZbinr
@TheRealBelovianna
@TheRealBelovianna 4 ай бұрын
🃏 Happy National Tell a Joke Day! (16/08/24) 🃏 I asked my pen why it never moves... 🖊 It wrote "sorry, I'm stationary"🧍‍♂️
@TurnipBoy666
@TurnipBoy666 4 ай бұрын
6:13 Maybe scrubbed, as in she's wearing scrubs? Like she's a doctor or nurse?
@L3M0NK1TTYyay
@L3M0NK1TTYyay 4 ай бұрын
I assumed that when she said she "had most of her eggs" that she hadnt hit menopause, but I'm afraid your interpretation was correct...
@jonathanrussell6525
@jonathanrussell6525 3 ай бұрын
I love how you got the color for the skin, putting opacity on the fire and putting it over the peaches XD
@KattinIsBrocken
@KattinIsBrocken 27 күн бұрын
4:39 I was eating, and I suddenly don't want to anymore...
@Ace_A5158
@Ace_A5158 22 күн бұрын
I can understand your suffering😢😂
@alleiya
@alleiya 3 ай бұрын
The "peaches by fire-light" bit really makes me think of, like, really washed-out, peachy pale skin, but I love that you took it a different direction.
@BillCipherTheGayTriangle
@BillCipherTheGayTriangle 4 ай бұрын
11:46 my jaw dropped so low
@RoachShoes
@RoachShoes 3 ай бұрын
Fr. I thought that’s what I read and then she said it and I was like “🤨😦😕”
@luculias
@luculias 4 ай бұрын
babes wake up lavendertowne posted 💗
@Anarchiya
@Anarchiya 4 ай бұрын
One of the best series of yours! They are always so silly, lmao
@BadgerBuddyyy
@BadgerBuddyyy 4 ай бұрын
I need a video series of lavender town reading a book, id fall asleep instantly
@Stellax-bt6ow
@Stellax-bt6ow 4 ай бұрын
Her series of illustrating and reading creepypasta is sort of like that. But a whole book would be awesome too! x3
@BastardCheese
@BastardCheese 4 ай бұрын
ooo yeah a new episode of this series Im so happy :)
@jaredgreen2363
@jaredgreen2363 2 күн бұрын
0:44 that’s rather odd because even at menopause literally most of the eggs are still present in a woman’s ovaries compared to those present at birth.(both numbers are in the millions) It’s not like they run out, they just stop coming out.
@WilmerBaez-r7l
@WilmerBaez-r7l 4 ай бұрын
These are the BEST Lavendertowne vids their just so chaotic😂
@I-lunakit-I
@I-lunakit-I 20 күн бұрын
The paisley worm lips remind me of the prosthetic lip they put on the Phantom of the Opera in the musical
@Hyacinthus8
@Hyacinthus8 4 ай бұрын
omg i actually love this series
@omegawolfbrony
@omegawolfbrony 3 ай бұрын
The only thing I can learn from this series is this: No one knows how to describe a human in an actually flattering way.
@crossanddream2
@crossanddream2 4 ай бұрын
Its funny that even some also fail at writing women, just like some men fail writing women. This also makes me scared about the opposite, men writing men. But anyway, I love this series, its absolutely hilarious how both men and women sometimes fail at writing each other, and even themselves
@xxbunnyxgb
@xxbunnyxgb 3 ай бұрын
I think when they say "scrubbed", they mean the character was wearing doctor or nurse scrubs; like when someone is " scrubbed in" for surgery or something
@hopeforstariskies1132
@hopeforstariskies1132 4 ай бұрын
"I assume she wants to talk to me about lolita but well see-" dead. but also "bird queen vibes" is just- lmao (on reading other comments, I don't think she said bird queen, but I think it's funny so I will chose to hear it that way)
@AdorableHamster32
@AdorableHamster32 Ай бұрын
Please make more! I absolutely love that series it brings me unspeakable joy :>
@BryanLu0
@BryanLu0 4 ай бұрын
Lavendertowne not mentioning the peaches she set on fire to color pick the skin tone 😂😂
@demonicautumn6668
@demonicautumn6668 24 күн бұрын
The first one has me asking if i should get the FBI or not, considering how i thought i was bad for sexualising characters, however i only do that w/ adult OCs that aren't animals, children or corpses, but GOD DAMN
@FairyInHandcuffs
@FairyInHandcuffs 4 ай бұрын
Got a notification! Love this video!!!
@SwordTune
@SwordTune 4 ай бұрын
I want all of these characters to meet one day and realize how screwed up they are.
@-yumefroots-8244
@-yumefroots-8244 4 ай бұрын
I was gonna suggest Victor Hugo's description of characters in Les Misérables, but then I realized that his descriptions aren't exactly r/menwritingwomen worthy, they're just kind of out there sometimes ( i.e, Marius being described as having "passionate nostrils" )
@tahutoa
@tahutoa 4 ай бұрын
Honestly that's a great descriptor. It makes me picture someone that huffs and puffs like a bull with their nostrils flared. With no other clues besides the name, I picture a bulldozer of a man with a big black mustache and a fiery, heroic spirit- who, if not broad-shouldered, carried himself as if he were
@-yumefroots-8244
@-yumefroots-8244 4 ай бұрын
@@tahutoa Thing is, the character's actually kind of a twink and a massive dork who mostly has no idea what he's doing.
@astraamarante6233
@astraamarante6233 25 күн бұрын
One of these episodes is the reason I spread my (currently in progress) vtuber's freckles up to her eyelids! LavenderTowne commented on how frustrating the "perfect placement/amount of freckles" bs is because you both don't control it and there is no perfect amount. I grew up with two siblings that got freckles everywhere, they practically have masks, their faces are so covered! I've been doing a disservice by drawing so many characters without freckles, lol... I myself have them.
@snas_creature
@snas_creature 4 ай бұрын
These new sprites go harddd 🔥
@Its_GalaxyC
@Its_GalaxyC 4 ай бұрын
Perfect timing! I love listening to these while I'm doing homework.❤
@ryszakowy
@ryszakowy 2 ай бұрын
when we allow women to write women we get she-hulk and captain marvel
@Kalakeiko
@Kalakeiko Ай бұрын
Are you seriously generalising female authors based on Marvel examples? There's plenty of great male and female authors that can absolutely write good male and female characters.
@melvin9888
@melvin9888 3 ай бұрын
Please never stop this series/pos
@mimiwilson8270
@mimiwilson8270 4 ай бұрын
love these videos
@Dustbiter2003
@Dustbiter2003 Ай бұрын
It's fun to doodle while listening to your videos
@pawz4faye
@pawz4faye 4 ай бұрын
I love this series sm it's rlly funny :3
@SatinSober
@SatinSober 4 ай бұрын
I GOT YOUR BOOK AND IM READING IT RIGHT NOW OMG I LOVE YOUR ART STYLE ❤
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