r/NoahGetTheBoat {14}

[@Ailurus]

I have beaten illness. The content now shall flow. Cya this weekend with more insane entertainment! Follow my demented socials! Twitter: twitter.com/AilurusNova IG: instagram.com/datpandafam/?hl=en Channel Discord: discord.gg/enHJv9P

[@Blueskull3272-nn1jt]

Glad you feel better bro

[@Knxwledge2]

Can you drop some r/Humanbeingsbro videos ?

[@spinechiller567]

You are an illness magnet

[@Whenyouarent]

Why’d a read this like a poem

[@_Midnight__]

Panda diddy

[@scrumpyminklemonk]

As an Australian, finding a reptile/amphibian in your toilet is normal the further inland you go

[@jbzhummerh2gamer]

YIKES!

[@offbrandcheese]

fun and games till you see a whole ass saltie just chillin in your bathtub a eastern brown snake in my toilet? yes please the sink spews jellyfish? sound like we need some peanut butter and some bread

[@ya-pizza-wachu-want]

This is why i live in canada Because i wont find coyotes, bears, wolves lynxes and mountain lions in my toilet. Sometimes ice but that's a big problem

[@Gypsy-Tongue]

What can you find in the toilet in the south?

[@SomeDudeWhoIsntDead]

@@Gypsy-Tongue south of usa or australia? i can only speak on usa and the answer is scorpions

[@markbest2513]

Random lady: *runs in park* Gang of otters: 😡

[@BSSNV2947]

They took that personally

[@poopww5378]

They probably thought she was in her territory, otters are very territorial

[@Hannibal-Wright]

it just business for them😜

[@YUN6_V3NUZ]

​@@Hannibal-Wright dont give a damn wat it is blud they all gettin their asses kicked

[@bleachparty8570]

Getting jumped by otters is crazy.

[@Cutie_4Prince]

I just imagine that guy sitting down, getting bit in his beanbag and jumping up and screaming like Tom

[@ArtificerProductions]

You made me laugh, take my like

[@Rhettroizms]

This is all jerrys fault

[@AhmedMalaki]

That’s like my worst fear Next to giant spiders coming out of the toilet too

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

You are a lovely person, I hope your day/night goes great.

[@TheBathrobeWizard]

I Can Hear that scream

[@katethecrazy2005]

So this medical school was concerned about female doctors taking maternity leave and generally needing more time off to take care of their children, yet they were perfectly fine with allowing male students who didn't actually pass med school go out and become doctors???

[@Mrhellslayerz]

Worst part is when you find out that the Japanese population is on a dangerous decline due to several social problems, and these guys are perpetuating the problem even by their own logic.

[@RJDavis-ku5ct]

japan is a wild place

[@JosephPao]

They went jump into hooloohoops with that

[@sirblade2842]

Yea Japan is pretty fucked up.

[@skelebrosgaming2187]

Japan has one of the worst work cultures, along with one of the most sexist and racist systems for a 1st world country

[@JewelMaven]

So fast there’s no seggs bots out yet.

[@marioformicadae6637]

We're getting all the negatives of AI without the sex bots and I'm just dissapointed

[@RJDavis-ku5ct]

not physical ones, only chat bots so far.

[@JewelMaven]

…I was referring to the ones that appear on popular channels that link to… a website. Not sure what y’all are on about.

[@BluTru]

@@JewelMaven LOL

[@TheSolidMidgetOfficial]

Hi big boy ;)

[@YoutubeAccount4093]

I always thought it was unrealistic for that otter to act so vicious in zootopia. Now I am not so sure..

[@FrootOG]

Otters have always been devious little freaks…

[@skootergirl22]

Depends on the species

[@mr.animefan8920]

Night Howlers confirmed.

[@shroomian2739]

Yeah no otters are mustolids. Their close relatives include something that will throw down with lions, the smallest animal capable of hunting moose, and an animal that will sprint after flying birds until they pass out. They cope with being little using adrenaline and pure spite.

[@1ztype343]

Otters can also force themselves onto other creatures and eat them after. Seen a video on a very unfortunate raccon.

[@phybrix1459]

Thank you for not liking minors bro. Don’t know why we have to say this 😭

[@kiboma4209]

I was gonna say that the modern world is just weird then I remembered that child marriage was also common place (if not more common) back in the medieval age and in ancient times. Humans have been always weird

[@lobsterdeliveryspecial]

hate that i have to be thankful for these things. but since i do, yeah, thank you for uploading good content and not liking kids or abusing anyone in your life

[@audreym3908]

The only miners I like are the 7 dwarves

[@HYpr1337time]

you don't but like, okay lmfao

[@HYpr1337time]

@@kiboma4209 this guy gets it.

[@dariogaelreyes7534]

From watching Wild Kratts as a kid, I know that river otters are highly territorial, so homegirl was at the wrong place.

[@GoldenWildcard48]

That's great to hear, fellow Wild Kratts enjoyer!

[@The_Egg21]

yooo another Wild Kratts enjoyer!

[@koolcat6320]

Fellow Wild Kratt enjoyers unite

[@its_unbearable]

based beyond belief

[@danielasarmiento3101]

The smartschoolboy situation is actually much worse , the man has been revealed to be a predator that has been doing this for years

[@skootergirl22]

I thought it was some sort of weird analog horror now I'm not too sure

[@danielasarmiento3101]

@skootergirl22 Sadly, it's not. There are multiple videos that reveal his predatory nature

[@EpicFurbynerd76YO]

OHHH so that's what my friends have been talking about. Ew

[@Ihaveararehandle]

There was a video of him chasing a kid

[@georgelin8498]

⁠@@Ihaveararehandlethat was a video someone created. Don’t believe half the things on the internet

[@alexgreer6336]

I love how the single thing not censored in the 2nd image of the snake is him holding its head, ready to snap it off

[@skootergirl22]

KZbin censorship is weird

[@1ztype343]

The full video he's shaking it with pure rage

[@Skyypixelgamer]

There’s a reason why groups of giant river otters are considered “Apex predators” in the Amazon.

[@StinkySeaGoat]

Tbh, people often forget that otters aren’t the Cute and cuddly sea weasels that everyone thinks they are, but are in fact vicious, scary and very spiteful little beasts that’ll chase and drown dogs….take it from me, I’m a marine Biologist

[@Minority119]

Makes me think of the situation here in argentina when packs of capybaras rushed over a private neighborhood and people kept fawning over and ignoring all the pets mauled and the people bitten to shit and back

[@bulldozer6781]

Dunno why we allow these creatures to exist if they're such a threat then.

[@JackieOwl94]

Otters are pack hunters and extremely territorial. Jaguars dong even mess with the South American flavor of giant river otter. And worse is that they eat fish, and that leads to increased infection risk to the bite wound.

[@evilrollo]

Otters are like pandas and polar bears...they look all cute and docile but in reality they'll rip you apart and not to protect themselves or for you invading their territory... they'll do it cause they can

[@kqlolll2618]

Many cute animals are actually horrid. Whats funnier is the scary animals are actually the ones that dont want to hurt you

[@frostytheiceberg1127]

bro got nipped in the nads, and his first instinct was primal rage, he grabbin that poor python like it owes him a fortune 😭

[@northernalpine4350]

Bro grabbin that shit like he finna use its corpse like a sleeve

[@frostytheiceberg1127]

@@northernalpine4350 bro said "New gloves, sweet!"

[@Juancr2006]

This is too weird bro wft 😂

[@undeadprincess5726]

Of course he did, the snake damaged his jewels

[@frostytheiceberg1127]

@@undeadprincess5726 that's clever as hell

[@Claymore-ge5gh]

7:17 otters are super aggressive to a point that a lot of ancient medieval stories of lake monsters are believed to just be miss identifications of otters being bastards

[@Proud_Sex_Dungeon_Owner]

The worst car loan I heard of was 29.9% and the dealership that offered it got jail time.

[@kos2919]

The question is why people still take loan from it?

[@GodWorksOut]

I hate to see the revenge arc when that dealership gets out of jail

[@summerroses8841]

@@kos2919people who don’t know any better about finances probably

[@jasonferaco2543]

Honestly I KNEW ai was gonna be a national crisis and we shouldn’t go into them books like “I have no mouth and I must scream” WARNED US

[@Mrhellslayerz]

Plenty of people warned us about it pretty early on too, but the general public seems to be just uncomfortably indifferent about all of it purely because it can make memes.

[@jasonferaco2543]

@@Mrhellslayerz THEY DOOMED US ALL

[@kylebooface6359]

“At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus” ~a Tweet I found a couple days ago

[@Løstwavxy_010]

Cognito ergo sum I THINK THEREFORE I AM, AM.

[@enderbirds3814]

Don’t worry bro they already made skynet real

[@JackieOwl94]

Your logic for Japanese medical students was actually backwards: women who work, particularly as highly skilled workers, have fewer children. Japan is in a DEEP need for children, and the idea of women working and not being stay at home mothers is terrifying to the government. That’s their reason.

[@SharperTip]

Imagine justifying that knowing full well how hard the academic/career life is in Japan, let alone being a MEDICAL STUDENT

[@quetimporta7731]

​@@SharperTip I don't think the commenter was justifying it, just explaining their reason. I can explain to you the funny mustache's man reason for doing what he did yet not justify him. Same for serial whatever criminals, I can understand the why, but it doesn't justify it no matter what.

[@wolfetteplays8894]

Trueee

[@ya-pizza-wachu-want]

Personally i think it's a bullshit reason. I think that the real reason is because they don't want women in a traditional man's role because their ideology is outdated.

[@avery_is_here9054]

@@SharperTip I don't think they were trying to justify it, but it was needed context that is important to the story

[@jackbob83]

Otter Gangs vs. Toilet Snakes would be an amazing moive

[@crocodiodra-rs8gn]

Let me tell you the winner of this turf war would be obvious, a gang of otters can terrify a jaguar, which are strong enough to hunt caiman

[@crocodiodra-rs8gn]

And if you know the otters family reunion, this is no surprise

[@Lee-yl4ul]

So that LA hit and run one was worse than it sounds from the headline. The lady was racing her lover (a professional baseball player apparently) and going 73 mph when she hit the kids (at a crosswalk in a residential area) sending one of the boys flying over 250ft. She claims she didn't see anyone in the road despite her car having recorded that she'd stepped on the brakes, slowing from 80+ mph before the collision. She was just barely not over the legal limit BAC, but had valium in her system.

[@R3tr0w1]

Didn't know otters were hostile

[@jbzhummerh2gamer]

I was today years old when I learned that.

[@perhaps1131]

I’m pretty sure those are giant river otters which, yeah, they have that gang mentality.

[@butlerdude7237]

Watch some Casual Geographic vids, they are fun and interesting

[@Nobody-11B]

Oh, you sweet summer child, they are far worse than that!

[@cronagorgon6435]

Otters are absolutely BRUTAL! A youtuber (something Geographic) did a whole video on how even CAIMEN, freaking crocs are terrified of them. They even drop Jaguars and humans who get too close. If your within the range you start hearing children laughing, your in too far. Run.

[@Yuckycoffeegrinds]

Always good when ailurus uploads Edit: otters really pulled a zootopia

[@calamity_k_]

Ooouuu I love your pfp where is it from? It reminds me of ms spiders sunny patch friends or like an older nick jr show in general

[@Yuckycoffeegrinds]

@@calamity_k_ epic Mickey the clock tower boss

[@crocodiodra-rs8gn]

Blud I can tell you right now, if you know or find out what family reunion otters pull up in, you would think Zootopia downplayed that shit

[@LowReedExpert1]

Worst loan I saw was a check cashing place whose spam I got. 725% I did not forget a decimal.

[@ladynotron8304]

The otters saw the opps

[@Blitzkrieg_Wolf]

I don't like posting secondary comments on videos, but I would like to add an interesting historical fact about Otters & Humans; Fun-fact: The CIA once tried to train and use otters as a form of operative assistance for coastal & underwater operations during the Cold War, but quickly learned that otters could easily rip apart anyone that withheld their food supply for an extended period of time. "But Blitzkrieg Wolf", I hear you typing, "Was this ever confirmed by a government agency to have actually happened?". The answer is... Yes. You can find a declassified documentation of the program used to train animals for operations by the CIA through the NSA's website.

[@FerretTwister]

Another fun fact about otters, they can grow as long as a grown man. Look at someone who is 6 foot and imagine an otter.

[@estridente8903]

Many animals that we think are cute and seem harmless are psychopaths who can and will kill you if they get the chance.

[@tobyswiss7909]

Moopsy!

[@GoldenWildcard48]

Even humans can be decieveful, almost every species in earth is capable of harm to some capacity

[@realdragon]

I think this is huge misinformation, because I wonder how humans would behave if they knew they can die at any point and anything they encounter could be deadly. We cannot judge wild from our standards because we're so separated from it

[@GokuBlackRose978]

That’s just nature tho, but yes

[@dictator-name6006]

Noah get the boat? More like Noah, get rid of the boat. We ain't getting 2nd chances, cause we don't deserve it.

[@bazz931]

The 2.90$ fair evasion was actually talked about more. So I just want to set some things straight just to make sure you fully understand the situation. The culprit, two bystanders and a cop(Friendly fire from another cop) all got shot, for a total of four. Cops say they they got charged with a knife, and even took a picture of it after the conflict. But after more eyes got into the issue, the cop could not find the knife, and the cops said that "Some bystander must have taken it" So the cops had the "knife" in their possession long enough to grab a stock photo of it but also let some random person take it. The reports of the other people who got shot and other bystanders said that they never saw a knife I hate to tell you this but the r/NoahGetTheBoat part is really about the cops lying about a knife, shooting 4 people, including one of their own officers over a 2.90$ fee. Also great to see you back Ailurus

[@angkarbasil]

That's what you get for voting liberal. Everything is lies. Elect clowns, expect a circus. The IRT, BMT and IND are turning in their graves seeing what the liberal voters are doing to the MTA that now owns the city owned subway and 2 private companies

[@mohamadparadox2453]

Glad to see people doing proper research around here

[@Poppipower]

Wasn’t the knife on video though? The exact video I watched before this was from a report on the story, and he had one in his hand on video

[@isaacljung4898]

He was Also tased and cornered before they opened fire. Along with the fact that 150 million dollars have been spent to stop fare evasion while the NY metro only lost about 104k last year from it

[@Hylarchical]

A simple search for the bodycam footage proves you wrong, please just do some simple research. He had a knife (ON VIDEO) and was threatening the officers lifes in a close quarters encounter where one knife strike can be fatal. Please either edit your comment and remove the clearly disprovable sentences or delete your comment.

[@ryannicolai8704]

I was offered a $1000 loan with an APR of 159%. It’s so much worse

[@slavbean]

Dan Cilley is an entire rabbithole on its own, he's even well known as a pred in his town

[@ThruHerSkull]

Didn’t he have a KZbin channel where he followed people around on the street at one point?

[@slavbean]

@@ThruHerSkull I think so, I only know him cause of the nick crowley video

[@LemonLuke]

Sometimes people forget that otters are in fact predatory creatures that are capable of inflicting harm if they feel the need to, and not cute little cuddly extendo-hamsters.

[@jessicaleighallegedly3269]

Soooo happy to see you well and posting!! THANK YOU! I def needed an ailurus upload today!

[@riarivera5995]

2:00 Japan has such an aging population as it is. Parental leave should be a right for BOTH genders. Talk about Idiocracy on account of that administration 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@koolcat6320]

Agreed

[@John-Laird]

One time I saw a title loan commercial and the fine print said their interest rate was %106.

[@AbrasiousProductions]

the snake probably thought the guy's testicles were eggs and snakes love to eat eggs

[@Justshutup098]

Why do you think they are called huevos. Huevos means eggs.

[@corruptedplayer]

in german slang for testicles is eggs, so the snake was kinda right

[@AbrasiousProductions]

@@corruptedplayer 😂

[@skootergirl22]

Like how sharks can mistake surfers as seals

[@Luna-ej4mi]

@@corruptedplayer We (croats) also have an egg-based slang for balls

[@thewhiteflags6443]

Liked how you added images now,makes it more funnier

[@Gypsy-Tongue]

99%APR bruv like a hot topic credit card is 25% APR. my own bank credit card is 14% for the interest rate. That is criminal and makes it look like any bank or credit union is actually a force of good than those crappy cash loan apps and companies. I had better interest rates on my student loans from FASFA.

[@helloiwanttootakeoverthewo3217]

Fun fact most cute animals are demonic creatures Bears, orcas, dolphins, elephants, Pigs, horses, cows, OTTERS, and many more animals are very deadly

[@skootergirl22]

Not joke pigs can eat humans

[@realdragon]

I wouldn't say demonic creatures but just animals doing animal things. If you were very close to wild elephant you wouldn't fear for your life? Humans are elephants to otters

[@Bill_Cypher69]

Top tan scariest cre-a-tures found in the wuds

[@realdragon]

I wouldn't call them demonic, rather just animals because when you can die at any moment it changes how you behave. We can't judge wild animals by our standards

[@bigboyepic8598]

I think it’s more that we find a lot of dangerous animals cute. A lot of these animals act pretty intelligent with forms of communication, recreational drugs, and using tools. They probably just remind us of us.

[@jhashdjafa]

AI is not the problem, it’s how malicious people use it. It’s kinda like a tool anything can be used as a weapon if you try hard enough

[@shirothefish9688]

Number one thing people forget about AI Numebr 2 is that, once its discovered, that technology is going to be built upon whether you like it or not. Whether companies do it or not. Its software. Nobody can stop you from developing it.

[@hermi1-kenobi455]

You’re one of those “guns don’t kill people, people kill people”, aren’t you.

[@jhashdjafa]

@@hermi1-kenobi455 I didn’t say gun for a reason, guns were built to kill, ai wasn’t. But much like a very natural rock it can be used as a weapon

[@SioxerNikita]

​@@hermi1-kenobi455You are one of those "can't understand ths point so gotta do so some whatboutism", aren't you?

[@ForzaMonkey]

@@hermi1-kenobi455this is whataboutism. That’s like saying I hate people with peanut butter allergies because I happen to like peanut butter.

[@maroonluckyblockgames7062]

3:13 DIDDY GOT REINCARNATED NO WAY

[@WiiFatTrainer]

Geez Loan Sharks... more like Loan Otters

Loan dolphins.

[@MisterJW]

About the subway shooting thing, it was found out the knife suspect was completely unrelated to the fare evasion

[@grandmasteryoda2605]

Yipee i love conflicting information on the Internet

[@cosmicchaox24]

6:34 worst timing for me to be drawing an otter while watching a video

[@Fableeyes]

So for some knowledge about snakes, Specifically pythons, they pike heat but do occasionally like to chill in cold water. Many people who live near wild snakes are told if a day is auper hot, to check boots or toilets. It is something that is rare, but if you start peeing on a snake, it will get pissed off and bite. Its still crazy

[@lunafoxlover]

Childhood fear rediscovered, i've lived in Texas for 20 years(so basically my whole life), and never saw a toilet snake, but shit, now I'm gonna be slightly more cautious again in the summer. 😅

[@Fableeyes]

@lunafoxlover haha yeah it's a scary thought, but usually, when you open the toilet, it'll be very noticeable. Plus, the snake is just having a pool party. It's just a bit confused lol

[@lunafoxlover]

@@Fableeyes Yeah lol, but try telling that to my mom. Someone whose, not deathly afraid of snakes, but definitely doesn't like them slithering in her yard. "best kind of snake is a dead snake", she'll say, she's ok with them being in a terrarium at the zoo and stuff cause they can't get out. One time she actually chased one down outside in the rain, middle of the night, with a shovel(I think), trying to kill it. You can only tell how confused my dad was when he came outside to see my mom running around like that, yelling and chasing something small on the ground. That was this year.

[@Fableeyes]

@lunafoxlover totally get it. I have a pet python and my sister refuses to come on my room, even though I have locks on the cage.

[@bfptm101]

i'd also get mad if somebody started pissing on me so i don't blame the snakes 💀

[@stevenpeay923]

I love how Ailurus NEVER uses clickbait. The thumbnail is always the first post covered apart from the intro video

[@trenthulkinberry7526]

Whenever Ailurus posts you know the next 20 minutes are finna be fire 🔥

[@toasttheif5]

River otters really just are the evil twin brothers of sea otters.

[@staomruel]

Look up what sea otters do to seal pups.

[@Regigigas_YT]

​@@staomruelFor fun.

[@realdragon]

I bet seal otter would try to kill any human if they were cornered

[@Charbear1125]

Regardless of if the guy the NYPD were trying to stop had a knife which I've seen the image it looks like he did, They should not have blately disregarded the safety of other people around them to the point where two innocent bystanders were injured and they managed to injure another one of their own fucking officers. This is a horrible misstep by the NYPD and something needs to be done about it

[@jebbsredemption]

yeah.. I noticed Ailurus acted like "this one not totally certain tidbit of information about this case now means that every fault of the officers should be ignored"

[@AdamSlander888]

They attempted to deploy both tasers. Guess what? They didn’t work because tasers don’t work all the time. They pulled their guns because their lives and the lives of other people were in danger

[@sp_ce.]

Tokyo medical school admits to take out women from the school? Sounds pretty similar to what they do with race in some cases.

[@Regigigas_YT]

I was considering living in Japan, then saw this and went "I will just live in an underground base"

[@proffesorspiderlastname5654]

If a snake ends up in your toilet then it probably got lost chasing a rat or something.

[@beardlessodin945]

Female Japanese Doctor: “Greetings ma’am! I’m Dr. Nakamura. I’ll start the exam by getting a quick blood pressure re-“ Male Japanese Doctor: “Pardon me, Miss. I’ll take it from here. So, madam, have you had any issues with tentacles forcing entry into your burjyner? Are your mommy milkers bouncy enough? How long have you been three-dimensional?”

[@evilreborn4088]

Howmdid your comment even get posted.i try the same and youtube removes it

[@skootergirl22]

​I made a meme on how two teir youtubes policy's are @evilreborn4088

[@GogSeagullFUN]

Lmfao

[@DanniW]

someone having otters as an opp wasnt on my 2024 bucket list

[@aetheralmeowstic2392]

People need to start doing the math and mass reporting predatory loan ads as scam ads with the math included in every single mass report Render these predatory loans impossible to advertise

[@baliyae]

The Japan post: Imagine being so threatened by the fact a woman is better than you that you have to make it so the test scores exclude her. The chauvinism is strong with these people.

[@thatwaffleguy4958]

On one hand, I agree entirely. If you need doctors, get doctors out, not discriminate against female doctors. On the other hand, imagine what it would be like if they had nothing but female doctors and they all coincidentally got pregnant at the same time. They now have no doctors for the next seven months, at least.

[@AmbersDangleenAnkle]

​@thatwaffleguy4958 imagine thinking women ONLY live to be impregnanted. Yikes. If we are excluding people based on "what ifs" then imagine all the male doctors rape patients at the same time, then you have no doctors because they are all awaiting trial.

[@theshockinglyeloquentdog9945]

​@@thatwaffleguy4958yeah i hate crowd pregnancies that happen all the time

[@thatwaffleguy4958]

@@theshockinglyeloquentdog9945 I’m not claiming it happens a lot, but neither does winning the lottery and getting struck by lightning. It’s never 0%.

[@theshockinglyeloquentdog9945]

@@thatwaffleguy4958 it's also not 0% that all the male students get diarrhea at the same time and now, uh oh the hospital has no doctors! Be so for real right now.

[@misssimp9907]

We’ve missed you Aliurus😖

[@chandlermartin9266]

Just thought id let you guys know that the giant river otters are a different breed of aggression compared to the ones that live in the states. Can grow up to 6 ft long, travel in groups, and will g check both caiman and jaguars

[@0mega_c0re11]

Thanks for posting these. They're really entertaining

[@JoHnAnDjAnEdOe81]

I don't understand the Japanese way of thinking. If someone is smart, male or female or black or white or Asian or Mexican or whatever, WHO CARES! A smart person is a smart person.

[@shirothefish9688]

Basically People with more time make more kids. Doctors have no time. Japan has a serious issue of declining population. How to get more kids? Give women more time. This uni just... Really picked a weird hill for it

[@Alexandraadftxr7052]

​​@@shirothefish9688 or make living afordable? What this school doas is just makes women less likely to want kids.

[@thecatfather857]

Yeah, otters can get REALLY nasty sometimes.

[@ProtoBlueGaming]

The absolute PANIC that guy must've felt when the Python came up...

[@dergil7434]

The notification for this video got me killed in Elden ring ):

[@alwincamitz4747]

no

[@TheIrkenEmpire420]

​@@alwincamitz4747club penguin is kil

[@Regigigas_YT]

My phone rang and I lost the Splatoon Turf War.

[@thepaintpad9817]

The age of consent should probably be raised to 21.

[@NaimChowdhury-cj4kk]

Yes

[@yeezoyoutube]

Indubitably 🧐

[@cosmicandy4620]

Hey, do I know you from discord? I swear I've seen you before

[@thepaintpad9817]

Yes, though, we kind of drifted apart because I've been feeling distant from everyone lately. I'm eager to chat, though.

[@cosmicandy4620]

@@thepaintpad9817 cool! How have you been? Anything you've been interested in lately?

[@coreofkatya]

1000 bottles of baby oil.

[@TheMenaceHimself2006]

Your pfp gave me a seizure

[@coreofkatya]

@@TheMenaceHimself2006 ty gang

[@Teacherspetspoods]

Forgot to mention this but a python biting a dudes nuts while he's on the toilet .. actually happened before here in Thailand a few years ago. Believe it or not .. but snakes, especially pythons. Are found in toilets often here

[@jebbsredemption]

That might explain the prevalence of ladyboys

[@AlexHawkins2523]

I have never been more disappointed in someone in my life more than when I checked out your twitter profile, dawg

[@gossamera4665]

Pronouns?

[@AlexHawkins2523]

@@gossamera4665 No, the blatant homophobia

[@gossamera4665]

@@AlexHawkins2523 Oh, nevermind then.

[@V2_maquina_suprema]

Otters are surprisingly deadly animals, its a miracle for that lady to even have his arm attached to his shoulder

[@nartnugget]

Thanks to casual geographic i know to stay away from otters

[@emmanuel8538]

I had no idea otters were like that. Damn, I guess I can’t underestimate any animal

[@Vulpes_Umbra]

The otter attack case doesn't surprise me, since I'm a Casual Geographic enjoyer and goddamn those things are the devil, alongside the dolphins and chimpanzees

[@butter7734]

Those otters be waxin their ops.

[@dogebrando8902]

HELL YEAH AILURUS RELEASED

[@RonanDahlman-ci1ql]

5:57 The Guy In The Math Problem: Criminal Degen Edition.

[@ubernovagamer160]

Ok, the fact that the guy is White Knuckle Gripping its head is really funny to me, because I imagine he's like, Physically Shaking in rage as he's taking the picture like a cartoon

[@jackirish9022]

That doesn't change the fact that they shot several innocent people as well.

[@tyranttracergaming]

Idk what it is, but this videos editing hits harder than normal. Keep it up!

[@tamnker8465]

"A software sharing program called git hub" This guy is the white bread of computer nerds

[@Evan_G210]

So what I am hearing is that these otters want to get popped. I'm talking .357, .45, 9x19, 12 Guage, .44 mag, .40, .380, 5x7, ext. Capped, dead, kia, shot, killed, ended.

[@cristiansolano9491]

5:08 This sounds like something Matt Walsh would try to argue. Oh, wait👀

[@vennstudios9885]

Theres a word for losing your wife/husband... You are a Widow Theres a word for losing your parents... You are an orphan But there are no words for losing your child

[@Whydoiecenneedthis]

Finally the thumbnail matches the title

[@Cloud_of_Oblivion]

My name is Daniel, and I nearly had a heart attack when he started calling out Daniel for being a pedo

[@pyluadotcode923]

I cannot believe that ailurus was the bay harbor butcher

[@rather_be_a_cat]

In England "payday loans" are unsecured so I have taken around 20 out with no intention of paying them back. They take advantage of the poor so I take advantage of the rich. I don't care about it affecting my credit score cause I don't get things I need on credit anyway but save until I can afford them.

[@Sleepy.0]

that loan is gonna ruin someone's credit score.

[@GachaClubCatStudio]

Ailurus is a better Financial teacher, then my actual financial teacher.

[@abxy_real_official_since2020]

6:17 You could say that was, otterly, gruesome.

[@Ry-sx4lp]

The NYPD story is still an embarrassment because 3 innocent bystanders were shot by the police.

[@Classic_Tomfoolery]

"Cool" This is why i love Ailrurus

[@mermu]

ailurus everytime you upload it goes everywhere

[@squarsd]

WHAT COULD ONE MAN DO WITH 1000 BABY OILS. MAKE A MATH PROBLEM???!!!???!!!

[@noahhirons8223]

1:37 This is literally just affirmative action with gender instead of race

[@SomethingInteresting-nw2um]

The bottles at diddy's house were apparently 2 gallons each, meaning that diddy had 2,000 gallons of baby oil

[@shreddarcheese9809]

I keep getting reminded that there really is no hope

[@tinpottim4914]

2:39 we'll see about that

[@Niko_Bellic2]

Oh no.

[@alexismyers6053]

Oh, yeah, otters may look cute and cuddly but… they’re mustulida, meaning family reunion consists of ferrets, weasels, wolverines, and honey badgers among other species. Crazy is in their DNA. The live in packs and while one or two on their own may not be much trouble, they RARELY hang out in groups of one or two. The giant river otter of the Amazon is able to chase off jaguars and will kill anaconda and caiman (the South American cousin of crocs and gators). Don’t frick with otters or they’ll mess you up big time.

[@galvanizeddreamer2051]

Man over here getting a loan with the car dealership Tom the Cat bought from.

[@extraterrestrialecosystems1448]

Snakes actually do need cold temperatures at times, cold blooded animals are unable to regulate heat and thus require outside assistance. When its really hot in the summer Snakes search for water to cool down... And if that snake happened to enter a Bathroom via a Window... It will very much go into the toilet and nap there only to be later awakened in a very very unpleasant manner.

[@Basackwrds]

Thats an APRequivalent to pawn shops.

[@Sylentmana]

The gang of otters reminds me of a more violent version of the Squirrtel Squad.