r/Rareinsults | absolutely destroyed

[@agitatedbeetle3068]

Someone calling Jake beautiful was something I wasn't expecting to hear today

[@mexiheat]

Yes

[@lupin5080]

He is fucking beautiful

[@robinnblood]

I wasn't expecting that either

[@YeezeQ.]

Two perfect reddit channels lol

[@legok2so84]

It made me smile at it. Found it funny.

[@Shadowdrake888]

“Well, you are what you eat” JACK NO THIS IS RARE INSULTS NOT CURSED COMMENTS

[@Vincent-jq6uk]

Oi

[@duckman5891]

duck

[@thebigidiot12thebiggestidi12]

Then I am… Ronald McDonald

[@cadenvickery3382]

@@duckman5891truck

[@toganium4175]

“You are what you eat.” “It tastes like grandma.”

[@mohamedsoliman7590]

Dude, did you copy my comment?

[@mohamedsoliman7590]

I wrotenmine before yours

[@GustavRex]

@@mohamedsoliman7590 1. Literally nobody cares but you 2. People can have the same ideas, mate. Edit: It literally wasn't even the same comment. You wrote something completely fucking different lmao, they just both involved family...

[@gregatim]

Your pfp makes your comment seem an actual fact that happened.

[@Panzasoup29]

@Boomer Aang oong

[@curseds0ldier]

Emkay is the type of guy, who calls his multiple personality Lexi, Jack or Damien.

[@LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl]

You forgot Robin.

[@k9_unit49]

@@LucreciaCrescentIsBestGirl was gonna say-

[@retsreinyrelgeinthrelaveri1456]

Robin: am I a joke to you?

[@pustota7254]

It his original personality

[@allofyoualways]

Damian is no more, it's robin now /j

[@JustinY.]

When you realize the some of the people being insulted are so chadlike the insults are nothing compared to them

[@you-ox2nf]

Agreed

[@kapzduke]

omg yes

[@heemsdomge7485]

Justin Y.

[@Xbox-sj7qw]

Hello, legend

[@mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm8466]

I LOVE YOUR VIDS

[@kewalramanichirag]

"I sold my mom for 800 gems".... "Because that's what heroes do" lmao

[@Crons_Squared]

jake is here, now this is an avengers level crossover

[@lukitommele3798]

yeah lol

[@rocketcello5354]

yup

[@jdwmyt]

Q: Why was the broom late? A: It over swept!

[@donkey_of_wisdom]

@@jdwmyt bruh nice

[@Katze123]

Ikr

[@user-dw1es8nk2l]

0:51 *Plot twist: the lamp near Jake's bed is actually Jack*

[@afreak5525]

an idea for Jacks intro: "I'm a snack, and I'll bite back"

[@SammPlaysGames]

Nice

[@thatguyintherain3168]

Snap that child’s back, G O L D F I S H

[@hanaeve__]

Raise that hand and smack, G O L D F I S H

[@messysh]

isn’t it spelt Jacque or am i wrong-

[@Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

@@thatguyintherain3168 Saw your Ex in half, G O L D F I S H

[@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb7585]

“Princess Leia ain’t that bad (weird cheeky laugh)” Bruh,she’s *DEAD*

[@turkeyboy5532]

oh my gOD what did jack just do

[@trenedyallen3578]

And?

[@RosesTeaAndASD]

@@trenedyallen3578 r/cursedcomments

[@LuxrayLloyd]

I love how FakeJake is in every r/Rareinsult video now! (Even his own)

[@jeshuaromeroocana446]

XD jeah its awesome

[@unholyftp]

@@jeshuaromeroocana446 He is in his own videos because. Well. ya know. THEY ARE HIS VIDEOS.

[@titliroy4713]

😂😂😂

[@fishysmalls]

@god r/whoosh

[@justaidil8525]

@@fishysmalls owo

[@GhostKrow_]

Can i just steal a moment of everybody's time to say this? EmKay is with no doubt, the best channel ive ever seen, along side CoryxKenshin, these guys (and gal) make me laugh every day when i have an emotional breakdown or homework that stresses me out. I can't express how happy i am to have found this communnity here.

[@theicmn]

Try Drachinifel.

[@UwU-ye2hy]

That guy got roasted for cosplaying his grandparents, deserved it.

[@Speoon]

UwU

[@jdwmyt]

Q: What kind of music do mummies listen to? A: Wrap music.

[@riverpaw3234]

@@jdwmyt that joke is just like your name, cringe

[@alpaca_cloud9657]

@@riverpaw3234 it’s supposed to be cheesy! :D

[@xronium]

@@alpaca_cloud9657 still cringe

[@yoyohan9]

0:54 Omg he complimented Jake 😊

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Honestly it would be an honor to be called Tom Scott

[@JovaJovenile-m4j]

The 5 million dollar bill is a good lyrics to dance to

[@manboy4720]

tom scott's a nice looking man, what can i say.

[@watchyourback2849]

I find funny that Jack said that Jake looks good

[@jdwmyt]

Q: What gets wetter the more it dries? A: A towel.

[@BGDMusic]

tom scott is cool

[@marcosgurrola1421]

How y'all be 27+ with no kids? Me and my boyfriend look at each other: we must be doing it wrong.

[@spongebobsquarepants8403]

I smell the gay

[@mushedups]

@@spongebobsquarepants8403 Does spongebob support LGBTQ?

[@spongebobsquarepants8403]

@@mushedups yes I do, I just smell his gay

[@mushedups]

@@spongebobsquarepants8403 That's good to know

[@BagelSatan]

@@spongebobsquarepants8403 g o o d

[@HadesTheMisfit]

"Okay, but this guy is beautiful" I can hear the weird people that ship reddit-reading channels s h a k i n g

[@mrmimeprime4149]

yep!

[@K1ttyGam3r]

People that ship what now

[@HadesTheMisfit]

@@K1ttyGam3r ever read Oz x Click fanfiction? people ship reddit-reading channels

[@K1ttyGam3r]

@@HadesTheMisfit No and I don’t plan to

[@K1ttyGam3r]

@@HadesTheMisfit Honestly when you said Reddit-reading channels, I thought you meant the text to speech ones and I was wondering who out there liked making fanfiction of Cowbelly and Dank Doodle Memes

[@BaxyWaxyWooWoo]

I really needed this post because unfortunately someone died in my family so this made me smile today

[@hankjwimbleton4010]

Same

[@iwantes6610]

Sorry about that bro,I hope you feel better im sending good vibes your way

[@BaxyWaxyWooWoo]

@@iwantes6610 thanks I really needed that

[@henryhasaids]

I, I'm sorry for that, if you need, you can vent to me, its alright, I don't mind it if you need to get some stuff about it off your chest, I can try to give some advice..

[@thememethief3653]

Well your profile is Makoto, people around you die all the fucking time

[@mayuravirus6134]

WHY DID JAKE GETS FEATURED IN RARE INSULTS!? On 2:18 Its the short girl that say it the sauce is Toradora

[@leonpb1409]

Yes, Taiga Aisaka from Toradora!!

[@x7rr_r]

Probably because he looks like if Britain had a default skin

[@octaviakustiawan7471]

He reacted to this insult in one of his rare insult vids and he counted it as a compliment

[@lbdude]

Ah yes the classic Ryuji letting his wife walk all over him.

[@octaviakustiawan7471]

@@x7rr_r ooooh *apply cold water to burnt area*

[@thatotherandrew_]

This channel complimenting Jake's channels was the most wholesome thing of this week.

[@shinyhydreigon1265]

If post Malone was what he ate, he’d must have eaten a middle school desk

[@ethamatronic8381]

This comment is perfect.

[@momomimikitty]

This comment is perfect.

[@thatonegaminglatias4345]

Liked.

[@internetlurker1850]

This comment is perfect.

[@frederikhjortshj7867]

God Damn!

[@Seven7x8Eight]

Jake and Emkay are the crossover of the century

[@docondo9127]

As a French I am kind of triggered to hear EVERY SINGLE WORD being said wrong at 3:41

[@awesomestyles]

Docondo ! Even as a Québecois, I hated that pronunciation. Come on, Reddit narrators, learn French! Looking at you, Jack, Zach, and Damien.

[@docondo9127]

@@awesomestyles well, tbh he kinda tried, but the fact that he was "flexing" his pronunciation is what had angered most of the French talking people I think

[@awesomestyles]

Docondo ! I didn’t even see that part. That only FURTHER bothers me. He sounds like when someone pronounces a French word like it would be pronounced if it were an English word.

[@docondo9127]

@@awesomestyles mieOUXE

[@awesomestyles]

Docondo ! E N F E N T

[@parkeranson2617]

6:55 He looks like the 26 year old who waits outside of middle schools to sell weed to students

[@necko697]

I mean like... your not wrong

[@einienj3281]

26? More like 46/56..

[@Sorakeyblademaster37]

@@einienj3281 Nah. Even mild substances can age you.

[@einienj3281]

@@Sorakeyblademaster37 I'm 40, just resently stopped smoking and drinking, and I quit taking drugs a couple of years ago.. but I still look younger..

[@foliofili-yebovi9499]

0:52 didnt now they would roast fake jake

[@ukewbing]

I think that that is RealJake.

[@thecosmicalcat]

nah, looks more like WhyJake

[@ld-jy6qw]

na its FakeJake Live

[@hyenahammock451]

It's Fakob Jacob

[@astr0man1ac29]

All of you shut up and take my like(s)

[@s0uverains95]

0:50 WHY DID YOU HAVE TO INSULT JAKE?!

[@LiamSchafer]

last time i was this early, daimen was still a reader

[@momomimikitty]

He’s not anymore?

[@superwick9015]

He's not anymore?

[@wumixemc6320]

@Ligma GD that’s the joke

[@VilliamNiva]

Ligma GD ur mom

[@b4ph0m3t]

what happened to him?

[@roccoboiy7867]

10:10 that guy looks like if Chris Griffin from family guy and Baby Brent from cloudy with a chance of meatballs did the fusion dance

[@phoenixthings]

*You are what you eat!* Impostors in among us: _Disguise lOO_

[@Cssisabeautifulthang]

Took me a while to notice

[@Powerpixel13]

but im not a burger

[@Cssisabeautifulthang]

I’m not an ass

[@bee_attitude]

guess ill be tomato suop

[@natsueyama]

But I'm not your grandma's ashes

[@Re0Search]

8:35 the Guy looks like Princess Leah and Kylo Ren did a fusion dance.

[@Goh._907]

0:51 Oh it's Jake! He should be hired to narrate for emkay! He's a great narrator. I like his r/madlads videos

[@NotAHologram]

I think (not sure) he was in the channel a while ago

[@rakura4892]

Ikr

[@iranoutofideas7114]

@@NotAHologram what?

[@crazywyvern4704]

He has his own channel, I’m not sure if he was part of the channel at one point like the other guy said but now he has multiple vary successful channels

[@umusuarioqualquer777]

@@crazywyvern4704 robin has one too and hes sucessful

[@theguythatlikeslegos7708]

1:31 he actually said that in the documentary

[@mariastoica3932]

0:53 He just being cute with homies

[@sirendragclown]

That hotel owner looks like if Uncle Ian from Alvin and the Chipmunks got a toupee

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

I'm too perfect to be insulted

[@mexiheat]

Sure

[@vpr_dalton]

Just like your appetite...

[@KonpakuYoumu2003]

You look like some drug adict decided to be Obese and mecame asian

[@GustavRex]

@@vpr_dalton Is his appetite too perfect to be insulted...? What?

[@GustavRex]

@@KonpakuYoumu2003 bruh what these are terrible

[@Shadow_Architect]

8:47 DUDE I WAS EATING SALSA AND I LAUGHED SO HARD IT WENT INTO MY NOSE NOW IT HURTS LIKE RRWAKING GFYUCUGDUTTHV

[@MaccyCheeze506]

Oh no-

[@shepgacha7496]

Was not expecting to hear someone call Jake beautiful today but ok

[@vroXD24]

14:54 imagine being able to draw things to life and draw a hand that cant even write an ok hand symbol

[@cationicfrog]

I think lexi is the only redditor that has a relationship

[@ukewbing]

Jack mentions his GF sometimes and I'm pretty sure Damien has one and did when he still did Emkay idk about Robin though.

[@tachan1437]

*legendary Lexi* you're right and wrong lmao Damien has a gf (Brianna) Jack mentions his a few times

[@at-bazelgeuse]

@@ukewbing i mean robin did have breezy at one point but then they broke up but breezys content is still good

[@carliestlaurent3861]

Damien lee does.

[@teafloofs7091]

I thought Robin had a wife!

[@avatarkyoshitextingstories8104]

At 6:52 he looks like a pawn shop Lil Wayne

[@mrbananaz1911]

0:59 they didn't need to do realjake like that

[@kidusyohanness8855]

@Kang Injek lol

[@enchantednightcrawler6629]

@Kang Injek nah that's whyjake i think

[@baileymae4547]

I thought it was JakeVerda

[@ukewbing]

I think that is HowJake

[@ianyazbec5829]

Day 37 of asking Jack to say "G'day Emkay my name is Jack and my accent is wack"

[@himcoolik9845]

"you are what you eat!" ...That explains why I'm human

[@namemes5594]

Hold up

[@shwingcrimson8202]

Laughs in a combination of tuna casserol, pizza and fried chicken

[@DogPerson626]

10:31 he’s on clearance cuz one is too many

[@TliaFree]

0:59 nooo not my man Jake 🤦😂🤦

[@kusuriurriii6943]

That man really just insulted his colleagues like that. Imagine his colleagues sees that.

[@corrynhockney8059]

I know that guy who "looks like someone tried drawing James Scott from memory" He's Fake Jake, Real Jake and Why Jake. He's also skilled in reddit. You should meet him.

[@corrynhockney8059]

@Lawson D. Hovind thanks for the info, I'll check that one out after this "gospel of dismay" cover

[@GustavRex]

You "know him"? You mean you've seen him on KZbin..? Like about half of the people here

[@dracoplayz2757]

Is it tho? Is it the fake? The real? The why? The how? Or the lamp?

[@corrynhockney8059]

@@GustavRex Funny how with all the satellites orbiting earth, not one of them could find where I said I knew him personally, I was merely using it in the secondary cotext of knowing who someone is, like about 99.9% of the internet.

[@lordlopikong6940]

Guys remember when fakejake, realjake, whyjake ,howjake had a collab with Jake verda. IT WAS FUCKING AWESOME.

[@wonpilspiano]

Jack thinking Jake is beautiful is that moment in my life where starts just align perfectly. My faves 😍

[@clinicaldumbass9061]

8:08 the class when you take out the hand sanitizer:

[@therawringdog6754]

robins rare insults are about as good as i can remember Emkays narrators

[@turkeyboy5532]

this video?

[@lucienlesel]

0:56 hey that's our dude, fakejake !

[@ukewbing]

No I think that that is HowJake

[@lucienlesel]

@@ukewbing oh ok

[@Nub_Head]

"You are what you eat" Looks like he picked the wrong spice to eat

[@megumugi8620]

2:17 Thats ToraDora if i remember correctly.

[@thatonegaminglatias4345]

Who said it Tho?

[@megumugi8620]

@@thatonegaminglatias4345 I think Riyyu..? (That guy, not sure his name but the girl is taiga)

[@leonpb1409]

Yes its Toradora, and it was Taiga mocking him because he was nagging on her or something

[@megumugi8620]

@@leonpb1409 ah. I watched toradora some time ago so yea. no wonder i dont remember

[@xcavinps4539]

@@megumugi8620 The guy is Ryuji

[@missdire]

Jack's David Attenborough impression was fantastic!

[@charax-1]

"John McAfee arrested at air port for wearing thong as a face mask" The officer: this smells funny... John: it had cocaine in it and what type of creep are you to smell that?

[@noobednatherium4082]

Nice pfp

[@UnderTheTableGremlin]

8:30 dude looks like a villager from the beginning of Shrek

[@lemonpie5288]

Me: "I have school tomorrow I should probably sleep- Emkay: *yeah, we'll see that*

[@thelasttemplar4993]

11:47 hey don't mess with him I swear to god he can turn your piss into poison

[@thebread5623]

"Well, you are what you eat! Wait- does that not apply here-?" **insert intro** me: *W H E E Z E S*

[@holbrooh6796]

Alrighty jack, the anime you don't know is called TORADORA!. It's on netflix if you have that, it has some humorous moments but it's not for everyone. Dunno if anyone has done this but there you go.

[@legoobi-wankenobi3080]

7:43. That's Altyn Tuu. They're an Altai Folk group. They are currently throat signing in the shot.

[@TheLambda]

god it pissed me so much when he spoke mock chinese

[@gyoka4020]

0:51 i dont expect jake to be in here lmao

[@pandoose1324]

im still waiting for him to say "hello everyone, my name is jack and i have a crack"

[@nidhalsormali3051]

6:28 This is that one girls 40 yo christian dad who set up cameras just because he's paranoid his 12 yo daughter might bring a boy over

[@phanta_orunjha]

10:20 He looks like the real life version of Chris Griffin from Family guy

[@bloodystatic4156]

Why is this so funny: 8:03 You look like a cult explaining how everything works to the new girl they just kidnapped

[@schmultt]

Jake looks so much better than people are making him out to be

[@DogeKing909]

2:55 Didn’t expect Jack to make fun of dangelowallace

[@GreenAndGoth]

The fact that someone thinks D’Angelo is PK Russl 🤔

[@TheCoolerReaper]

0:52 don’t do my boy jake like that

[@arakemi1080]

Lexy is the type of guy who has flirted so much in his life that his main line is a straight out flirting attempt for the viewer.

[@arakemi1080]

Not much of a roast, more like a fact or something like that.

[@arakemi1080]

Fun fact, i did not know lexy was trans. Neat for her. Also tip, dont wear very short skirts, its a big mistake, a trans friend of mine did it and regretted it.

[@UmbraResistis]

The entire emkay team is the type of people to try and insult people, and fail so miserably they accidentaly compliment instead.

[@AvaTheTwilightZone]

No Jack, that does not apply there.

[@Bored_Kaga]

5:51 if you don't pay attention and are only listening, it sounds like a hero would pay 800 gems for the guy's mom because of the quick transition

[@notaprogamer2782]

7:25 I've seen that video. The lady starts lecturing the camera woman for being disrespectful while being on her ipad, but all she did was pull out her iPad for a couple of seconds. Soon, the security kick the boomer out and explain that she does this every day that she's there.

[@sunny_8k]

Voice cRACKing Jack made my day with a cherry on top

[@Gunanter]

Jack's voice is literally when a British man tries an American accent

[@andreimircea2254]

6:34 Best rare insult out of this video.

[@CasperDunning]

According to Native American lore dream catchers only work if they are given to someone else as a gift... and hung in a window, to allow for good dreams in and keep bad dreams out.

[@wantedbird55srandomchannel28]

5:51 I heard "That's what heroes do" and thought that the buyer of this person's mother was a generous man.

[@level2.99]

here is a rare insult for the fan art this man can touch the bottom of a pringles can with they're fingers.

[@GreenAndGoth]

How the hell is that an insult

[@level2.99]

@@GreenAndGoth how did it take you 10 months to type that?

[@TunettiSpaghetti]

That insult at the end is worse then my chances of my life getting any better.

[@stolenmemepolice6128]

A turkey baster glued shut has more air flow than that drawing has quality, there jack. Are you guys happy that i did the funny?

[@chessuko9044]

2:18 taiga - the girl was talking Sauce:ToraDora!

[@slayerofmonarchs]

14:44 he sounds a pacifist trying to insult someone for the first try and accidentally compliments them

[@HordikaNate3821]

This subreddit is one of the only one's I unironically like looking at, it's educational in how to completely destroy people

[@mafumafusnumberonefan]

If Online daters had mass, Meepcity would be a black hole.

[@vapecat803]

True

[@KitKat23566]

Boys and Girls Dance club. 👁👄👁

[@LeveyHere]

0:56 accidental collaboration crossover with Jake

[@shinakubari5061]

I just came from jake and i wasnt expecting that

[@triplebarrelbrainexposer]

8:39 lord farquad without the lord and the chin

[@triplebarrelbrainexposer]

11:58 “Sir the clown auditions are in the other room.” type feet

[@louismoore9196]

9:05 i audibly laughed

[@afellowcrusader2888]

12:49 Italy be like: Guys I have a plan! **Italy has left the game**

[@butter4934]

10:49 Aight, now I'm too tempted to go watch kitchen nightmares, brb

[@Ramsey276one]

6:00 he was so out he couldn't even switch from Default pose to Sleep! XD

[@arthurzuin7704]

Do a collab with Jake, he seems to be a really cool guy

[@MorbacraftFT]

this channel is literally a comfort character to me ;-;

[@LA14c]

00:02 r/holup

[@finnsfolks]

1:11 I heard that Insaniquarium sound effect! God, that brought up so many memories, lol.

[@samujiro8729]

Jake Paul is the type of person to drink out of the container while holding a cup.

[@Bread_Lord]

An insult jack could have used was “ that drawing is as bad as my sense of style “

[@Cssisabeautifulthang]

Who does not wash their hands after a shower