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[@JC_Stone]

4:50 In case anyone isn’t aware, Zelda Williams is the daughter of the late Robin Williams. What she’s essentially saying is, she’s not gonna tolerate people using her dad’s image to sell their shit.

[@joshuahunt3032]

I kinda wonder if this is commentary in particular on how some companies have used AI to continue to use deceased actors’ likeness.

[@gunsandroses896]

Named because Robin was a big Zelda fan yeah?

[@Zacian2.0]

I am a bot and this post was automated

[@LegendaryLemonss]

@@Zacian2.0lies.

[@evrm0re916]

@@gunsandroses896 Yes. And they were both in a very adorable commercial for the Occarina of Time 3DS remake.

[@Graytail]

05:00 Did you read the name there? Zelda Williams. ROBIN'S DAUGHTER. In life he *hated* being used for marketing, the mouse did him real dirty with the Genie role for example. And now she's clearly getting offers regarding the use of Robin's likeness for AI reconstruction. I'm with her on this one, if the actor cant consent, it shouldnt happen.

[@nobody138-]

Yeah, but not everybody knows or even cares about celebrities enough to know who their children are. Why the caps on her name like she's some established star or something?😂

[@comradewindowsill4253]

@@nobody138- the caps are in fact on the words "ROBIN'S DAUGHTER", which is not actually her name. Hope this helps!

[@Graytail]

@@nobody138- I feel sorry for you if you dont know who Robin Williams was.

[@nobody138-]

@@comradewindowsill4253 True. Good point.

[@nobody138-]

@@Graytail I know who Robin Williams was. I feel sorry for you that you didn't understand my point that not everyone knows who Robin Williams' daughter is. "Did you read the name there? Zelda Williams. ROBIN'S DAUGHTER." Definitely seems to be condescending because he didn't know who she was. Not everyone would or even should be expected to automatically know that she's his daughter simply because her last name is Williams.

[@underpaiddefenseattorney]

People be like "you don't actually love winter you like being inside during the winter and being warm" No, I like being in the snow, sitting outside and not having to worry about being harassed by bugs, being able to be cold and happy. Your argument is invalid if you gatekeep liking any season.

[@hmnhntr]

Same. Also, even if the first part *were* true, that's still liking Winter? "You don't like macaroni and cheese, you just like consuming a large amount of dairy and pasta in one sitting!"

[@davidgold3nrose]

Exactly! I like the cold on my skin. I like being able to actually go outside and enjoy the sun without having major sensory overload and being a tomato by the end of it. I like not sweating.

[@alchemysaga3745]

I like being able to put more clothes on if I need to be comfortable, and feeling cool. I like air being cool when I breath in. I can't exactly keep taking layers off during Summer. Not without dying. Or getting arrested for indecent exposure.

[@imao15]

… and being inside and warm and cozy and NOT SWEATING BUCKETS

[@thelunchlady8276]

Nothing like dropping trou and letting go a steamer in the snow. It's just so wholesome!

[@joshuahunt3032]

4:50 Bearing the account in mind, this appears to be Zelda Williams, Robin Williams’ daughter. This may be commentary on the usage of AI to continue using deceased actors’ likeness in newer films.

[@Moho_braccatus_]

Yeah. Unless an actor explicitly consents to that, i think that's fucked. Good for Zelda.

[@joshuahunt3032]

@@Moho_braccatus_I’m inclined to agree. And considering that’s not what Zelda wants, either, makes the idea of using Robin’s likeness even more reprehensible. Especially as I see consent of living next of kin as even more important than the consent of the dead themselves (not that the consent of the dead isn’t of critical importance anyway)

[@Lightice1]

2:20 - It's not like bought pets can't have personality disorders, as well. The sellers just never warn you like the shelters do.

[@13thMaiden]

Bingo, that's how we at shelters usually get them. You'd be surprised how many purebreds we actually get because ppl get a dog and didn't realize the breed needs a lot of exercise/is naturally stubborn/barks alot/ect. And rather than work with them, they just dump them on us. Cause it's _just too hard!_ Or worse, those sellers/backyard breeders can't sell off the excess so they dump them on us, (or put the poor things on the side of the road)

[@7geckosinatrenchcoat]

There are definitely some very shady breeders and sellers, but not all shelters are saints either. There’s bad apples on both ends. I have seen a shelter put a dog up for adoption the day after it killed a prospective adopters dog, with the only addition to its bio a corny line that severely downplayed the serious and dangerous behavior issue. I saw a shelter that dumped a dog with major behavior problems at our boarding facility for months because a rich lady was paying for her board and watched that dogs issues get so bad she went on to bite an employee because a busy and crowded boarding facility was not a good environment for this dog. So yes, adopting can be wonderful, but I also don’t think we should shame people who don’t think it’s for them.

[@jaimelove1817]

I’ve only adopted once. And she is a very good cat. We get every other animal from people asking us to watch them temporarily and then never coming back to get them

[@calebdovel6529]

all my family does is adopt old dogs or take in strays

[@loki4807]

had me int he first half ngl.

[@SirAsdf]

How many people just abandon animals at your house?

[@ectothermic]

I acquired my current cat from someone with about 20 of them the SPCA refused to do anything about.. She kept running away to our house to hide and actually be treated well. One day, well, let's just say she never went back. 😈 By her own volition of course. She's a very happy girl.

[@TheDarwinProject1]

Cats are very different than dogs in shelters. Kittens have no personality, so if you want to adopt a cat you will match best with, an adopted 1-1½ yr old cat is the youngest you should get. A cat with a detailed profile about likes & personality is really good! If you do end up getting a kitten, listen to the shelter & get 2. Its not to get more money like my ex husband told me, its because otherwise you get a sharp clawed & teethed kitten trying to play with you. This includes hunting your feet, biting your ankles, attacking your feet or hair at night, overall its lots of pain & a likely future of behavior issues. Don't cause your own issues with your cat. Other than maybe ragdolls, all kittens can have any personality. There is no difference between kittens other than coat maintenance required. Especially avoid buying Persian & other smooshed face cats, any munchkin breeds, Bengals, Ragdolls, Siamese, Norwegian Forest Cats, Maine Coones, Scottish Fold, Manx, Sphinx, or Rexes. All of these breeds have genetic issues &/or breathing problems. Just like children, cats grow into a personality that is all its own. If you want the cat to live a long & happy life, make sure the breed isn't known to have severe health conditions. Oh, & keep them indoors. Indoor cats can live 20 yrs or more while outdoor cats are lucky to reach 10 yrs!

[@bridgetbenson6291]

I have adopted 3 purebred bangles from the local shelter. True one was like pissfingers, a surly old man who pooped everywhere named geppetto. But once we got him vet care, he was an awesome old man who lived a spoiled life. The other 2 were kittens.

[@idiotically-everything]

Yeah. The requirements are actually not that hard to meet. I volunteer at a shelter and like, we wanna know you're a stable adult who is willing to take appropriate care of the animal and knows animal is a lifelong a commitment. Also, like I know two rescues that work with stray dogs and they actually offer you free dog behavioral consultations so that your life with your new rescue dog works out well for the both of you

[@SURok695]

Hey, Lays don't sell oxygen. They sell nitrogen! They fill the bags with nitrogen so: 1) There's an air cushion preventing chips from breaking into starch dust during transportation 2) Nitrogen doesn't react with chips and oil (the latter becomes bitter when exposed to oxygen). And it also prevents most of the bacteria who breathes oxygen from procreating. All of this prolongs the storage time. Still overpriced though.

[@fuyuscarlet2983]

Its funny that the packaging, nitrogen gas or shipping the lays bag is more expensive than the price of amount of potato in lays bag.

[@Spaceman0025]

Bubble wrap has entered the chat

[@SURok695]

@@Spaceman0025 And instantly exited

[@elaexplorer]

16:01 Probably not illegal, but you know some kids in a van with a great dane are going to create some elaborate trap to catch him and then when they have him all tied up refuse to listen to or even talk to him until the police show up so that they can dramatically pull the mask off.

[@TheCrystallizedVoid]

This took me a minute XD

[@PawsOnTheBalcony]

Ok, I had no idea that "heck" ISN'T just the kid-friendly version of "hell". Consider my mind blown if that's really the case 🥴

[@alchemysaga3745]

8:00 That's a sign to warn people to stay out of low-lying areas where lethal gasses can be trapped. People can drop dead before they even realize that something is wrong, and people who go to help end up dying, too. Edit was to correct some spelling and grammar.

[@comradewindowsill4253]

huh, I thought it would be anthrax. guess this makes more sense tho.

[@MrHodoAstartes]

I had assumed high voltage for similar reasons. Meaning whatever killed the first guy is probably still life and touching them might fry you, too.

[@reaganeidemiller7132]

nah it's the fuckin' SCP foundation

[@alchemysaga3745]

​@@MrHodoAstartesThat sort of sign *is* also posted for areas where high voltage lines are, so you aren't incorrect for thinking of that possibility. It is the context of the image that suggests that it is an issue of gas leaks that are trapped by the topography. You can see that the background shows a rather sharp drop off in the distance behind the fence, and the area is very rural. So even though there's still the possibility that it refers to buried electrical lines, it becomes less likely- at least in my opinion, though I am by no means an expert.

[@SirAsdf]

12:45 FunFact about that "nobody wants to work anymore" shit. It always shows back up every 20 years or so and is always in the context of "The current generation is so lazy, according to me, an old person."

[@imao15]

“Living off of your money.”

[@chloeherriot]

as a cat rescue owner, it’s mostly to make sure the people are serious about caring for the animal and there’s not a chance of them being returned back to us bc as soon as one leaves another comes in and it’s difficult finding foster space for them 😅

[@Rule_0]

7:20 its also good to mention that *this sign has been recently put back up...* you can tell that by the fact that *the zipties are new*

[@Rule_0]

this mean that this is an *ongoing issue*

[@jkolbly1]

8:00 I'm guessing that is an area known to have dangers like gas leaks or something. That or a body farm. Honestly, that sign alone doesn't feel quite right for either. It feels like it is trying to protect you by keeping you away from a dangerous spot, but isn't direct enough. And it feels like it is saying there is a decent chance to find a body, but not that there should be bodies.

[@elizathegamer413]

You do not recognize the bodies in the water

[@VictorCiolacu]

Probably an electric fence? And dead animal bodies? Electrocution danger?

[@iamdb1990]

Jack needs to sing the women country song in full, holy crap

[@UndecidedASMR]

tbf the song specifically reminds me of goodbye earl, he should just sing that

[@Sarah.2.]

Studio c did one

[@captainsavvy07]

4:51 I suspect Zelda is pretty sick and tired of people asking to recreate Robin Williams in AI. That would be my guess.

[@gamer708886]

3:13 Not me, my gravestone is going to say in really tiny letters (so that you have to lean in close to read them) "I'm standing right behind you", and I will hire someone to always be near my grave to scare the fuck out of people. X3

[@FurinadeFontaine-u3l]

XD hehehe...

[@kaalls1]

Oh cool, a question I can answer! The reason why custom framing is so expensive is because of a few things. 1. Our retail markup, at Michaels at least, is somewhere in the ballpark of 75%. 2. Custom frames are just that, custom. Everything is made entirely to order and depending on exactly what you get (a handwrapped mat, for example) a lot of labor can go into it. While having it professionally done is nice, it is a LOT more expensive than getting something off the shelf. I only truly recommend it for pieces you want preserved or items of sentimental value.

[@Very-fancy-man]

If you put milk in a humidifier the air becomes dairyair

[@phoenyxtaylor5750]

Booooooo, take my like and get out... Okay that was actually kinda funny though

[@chrisbeer5685]

If you add more milk it becomes even dairyer

[@phoenyxtaylor5750]

@@chrisbeer5685 Goddamnit, why is the youtube comments section always funnier than I can ever hope to be

[@GamepadStudios]

​@@chrisbeer5685What if you undo it, does it become milk again or dairyfluid? (Ik it's kind of a chemical reaction so it can't be undone but still hypothetically)

[@haphuongnguyen3358]

dAIRy

[@KageDarkAngel]

Jack... I will do my best to use malicious compliance when writing the epitaph on your headstone. It will say "She died doing what she loved: being murdered". I give you my no money back guarantee on that.

[@decepticusprevails]

Both of my cats are technically "rescues" The Himilayan was found by a family friend during a really bad winter [no one called or claimed her] The tabby mix was from a family friends' mother who couldn't keep him anymore so it was either we take him [the cat] or he goes to a shelter. Much love to you Emkay from Squeeks and Elvis. Happy 2024 🩵

[@MichaelOKC]

For the dead bodies one, it looked like an area set up for forensic anthropology. They purposely leave bodies out.... This is just my guess

[@elaexplorer]

No it's actually for areas where the lake has trapped gasses. The gasses can escape in a cloud and kill everyone it reaches.

[@MichaelOKC]

@@elaexplorer Thanks!

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

11:19 Bro, I love going out into the snow, (it's this white powdery thing that happens here up north where you actually have a real winter and not just some mildly cold rain) and building stuff with it. It's neat. No bugs, no sweat, no Balls-stuck-to-leg, abd the feeling of being cold is INFINITELY more pleasant than being hot to me.

[@Su_tarman6-Bio]

Suspiciously Specific is like admiting to something you did without admiting to it.

[@cielbie8251]

Winter in the UK is perfectly designed to bring the most misery possible No snow or anything fun like that as it will always stay barely above freezing so you're both cold and wet, say goodbye to the sun as its always grey and gets dark at 4, and your entire garden and life is now filled to the brim with mud Any winter lovers here must be chronically insane. Even if you like blankets, you won't be liking your heating bill.

[@Jade_1872]

Jokes on other people I take a whole donut with no shame… once someone else’s grabs one or I’m just super hungry.

[@Ilovewashers]

4:50 Jack: What on Earth is this woman who has the name of a Nintendo Princess going on about?! 4:50 if Robin narrated this video: Yeah you go Zelda!! This is Robin Williams' Daughter BTW yes she is named after Princess Zelda. Robin was a gamer, yes editor go ahead and start that timer I don't give a S---(insert random censor noise here)! the fact that people have the Balls to use the face of celebrities who died to sell their S---(insert random censor noise here) pisses me off! What Zelda is doing. . .! Also the video if Robin Narrated would be at least 1 and half minutes longer, on the account of this rant.

[@Puddingskin01]

I dunno, I bet I could tame Pissfingers. I watched every episode of "My Cat From Hell" I'm like, lvl 50 at this.

[@hardwood6608]

I once got a fortune cookie that said, "When the moment comes, take the one from the right."

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

10:25 Pull the chute myself. He's a baby; what's he gonna do, vomit on me? He can't stop me and I have far longer arms than him. Then once we're on the ground, I'd call the baby's parents and ask of they knew their baby could talk.

[@DarcyKennedyGlitch-ur9je]

Same here, but the baby gets predator teeth and threatens to bite me if I try to open his parachute, so instead I make myself more aerodynamic, grab the baby with my legs (yes, legs) and keep rocketing towards the ground like an ICBM, but just before I hit the ground, grab the baby and throw him at the ground with full force, slowing myself down and speeding that DÆMØÑ up, and THEN I would pull my parachute before I hit the ground, causing a baby crater and I land softly at 4 mph on the ground. And then I walk away, and drop a note that said 'This baby was a demon, he told me that he would not open his parachute until i repented to god "our lord and savior", and his teeth, I saw while he was talking, looked like a predator's teeth. So I couldn't open his parachute because when I tried, he opened his mouth threateningly'

[@SirNobleIZH]

11:24 *steps outside into weather just barely above freezing in long sleeves, pants, and a windbreaker, and ABSOLUTELY FKING LOVING IT*

[@LuciferSpiro1993]

Dead body warning (7:29) is standard near high voltage.

[@JUMALATION1]

About the bracelets and the shirt 21:26 forward: I once made a bracelet in the LBTQ+ colors as a kid without even realizing (back in the 90's) and my mom was like "isn't that some sort of homo symbol? Why did you choose those colors?" I just shrugged and thought they looked like a pretty rainbow. 15 years later I realized I was bi. Maybe it was unintentional foreshadowing 😂

[@kittymeow4675]

Once when someone asked me the half ful/empty question and ai just sang "it's half way there, woah" and sometimes I still respond to that question in some way similar to that from that day forwards.

[@LeeSignedUp]

Daring k-pop artists to ruin their idol image with a bong rip got me to laugh more than it should've LMFAO

[@abbysmith5933]

I can’t even tell which would be worse. The drug use or the “I hate my white fans” so funny as a kpop stan I screamed

[@shadowofthemoon3104]

all this would do would make me love them more, as a white kpop stan

[@KimJongUnnie]

@@abbysmith5933the drug use would be because they’d go to jail

[@princealigorna7468]

7:41 I believe this is the yard for "the Body Farm", which is a facility used by the Forensic Anthropology Department at the University of Tennessee to demonstrate to students the effects of open air decomposition of corpses. I believe there's been shockumentaries done about the place, and there was a National Geographic special

[@Era1113]

Eh, I have difficulty believing a warning sign in the US would have the distance in meters

[@alphacentauri8598]

without further context sounds like some SCP shit

[@princealigorna7468]

@@Era1113 Well if it's not the Tennessee Body Farm, I still believe it's A body farm at least. I don't know if there's similar ones in England or Canada, but I imagine there has to be. Decomposition studies would be important for any forensics course. edit: Just looked it up, and there are. And both only opened in the last 5 or so years, so it's possible it's from one of them. Also, there's 8 of them in the US. Tennessee's was just the first one and the most famous one in America

[@valerierodger]

@@princealigorna7468 it’s not a body farm. Think about it. Would they tell you not to approach a body within 5 m and to _report it immediately?_ it’s either high voltage or lethal gases.

[@scp2539]

7:50 It could be the forest they dump bodies into for cops to practice identifying corpses based on how much they've decayed.

[@valerierodger]

Nope. If that were the case, they wouldn’t want the dead bodies reported immediately.

[@13thMaiden]

16:09 Hate to tell you, but it already _has_ been done in Florida. A dude made these shoes with huge penguin feet and would leave footprints down beaches for like a decade in the 50's. Ppl thought there was a giant 15ft tall penguin monster wandering around Clearwater Florida. If that guy could pull that stunt in _Florida,_ this guy can definitely pull it off in Britain...

[@Lemmingofdoom]

4:20 (nice) 150 people naked in a state park, is there not a law about nudity in state parks? Just wondering

[@MissTwoSetEncyclopedia]

I was thinking the same thing. 150 naked people meeting in a park and "no laws were broken" ?!?

[@WillWoodTallyHallBearGhost]

Maybe not in 1985?

[@alistairmackintosh9412]

There was after that...

[@RandomGoji]

I like cheese

[@Bryce_the_Woomy_Boi]

Who doesn't?

[@deesnyder23]

Cheese 10/10

[@mek8044]

Mee too

[@dylanisntvibing]

Cheese is pretty epic

[@Champion_Kiki]

Cheese 👍

[@meowsmyths]

My family adopted our dog from our local shelter. That post is both so true and so untrue at the same time. Her name is Gidget. She looks like those rat muppets in the bg of Muppet Christmas Carol, but fluffier and somehow adorable enough that people stop us on the street to pet her. But she's a muppet. She can live on anything, and anywhere. You could set her loose in the woods and she'd be fine. She won't eat dog treats unless the neighbors are the ones giving them to her. Her favorite food is eggs, just PLAIN EGGS, but she'll eat almost anything. She'll steal food off your plate while you're still holding said plate. She learned to climb the kitchen cabinets like a climbing wall (she's LITTLE) to steal whole meals when we aren't looking. She steals the wax paper wrappers from deli meat from the trash and eats them. One time she ate part of a tin can and shat it out unaided. She'll eat already-chewed gum if she can find it, and then vomit it up in the clean laundry basket. She'll model perfectly in any photo you take of her. Her breath is terrible. She sleeps on your feet. She's perfect. She's so weird and gross. She's my little baby.

[@tzisorey]

7:55 - its probably outside a body farm/corpse farm. They dont want you to harvest the crop before its ripe. ..no, actually its where they put bodies "donated to science" into various situations so they can observe how quickly they attract various insects, progress through the various stages of decay, etc, so that forensic investigators can use the information to draw conclusions abiut CSI episodes.

[@valerierodger]

It wouldn’t be a body farm. Dead bodies wouldn’t be a safety notice, and they wouldn’t be asking you to report them immediately. This would be either high-voltage or toxic gases

[@realmcarthy]

the emkay narrators are all different kinds of chaotic Damien is the all powerful eldritch deity, returned from the abyss Robin is pure rage, whose chaos ravages cities Lexi is mischievous chaos, a pie-in-the-face type of gal Jack is just unadulterated, off-the-wall, loud, boisterous chaos.

[@SarahAbramova]

11:12 this has such a good comeback that I'm sad you didn't include it. Basically, it said people enjoy summer, but in their air conditioned homes. Go outside and enjoy.

[@omgtatercat]

The "Dad How Do I" channel is so pure and I love that it exists.

[@mavadelo]

6:40 I always read Andrew Tate things on the toilet because I know I will be pissing myself laughing!

[@Messier42-handle]

andrew tate is a therian 💀💀💀

[@comradewindowsill4253]

@@Messier42-handle you know, I don't quite know how to express the emotion I felt when I read what you just wrote. it's like the feeling of watching someone take a baseball bat to a hornet's nest, but you know the hornets aren't home atm.

[@AlphaMR77]

I framed something once myself....cost a bunch. Fake evidence and alibis are pricey.

[@Jfoqjtngusy.25]

This comment is not popular enough.

[@GoroAkechi_Real]

The Andrew Tate one implies he's a furry and his fursona is a dragon-tiger hybrid

[@fimbulsummer]

And that he loves choking it with his dragon hand 🐉

[@justarandompersoniguess]

19:30 wonderful, I come to distract myself from this constant anxiety in my life just for it to stare straight back at me.

[@eatinglint]

10:11 id stop taking drugs

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

12:57 First of all, that's sexual harrassment so no, even if I were single. Secondly, and more importantly, I'm taken, so Hell No.

[@JoyOfCreativeService]

In my experience, the trick to living without counting down until the next break is to enjoy every day in one fairly large way. Every day I listen to music while walking to work/my boyfriend's house, work hard, walk back home, eat dinner, do a chore, and hang out with my friends online for a few hours before it's time for bed. I work in a fast food restaurant, so I have no set holidays, and that's fine, because it's like a mini holiday every time I get home. That and I've taught myself to be content with my situation over the course of my life, which is not always the best thing. But in this situation, I believe it is. Also NO, Taylor Swift makes music for my autistic boyfriend who has anxiety.

[@blueberrytigerfox]

1:23 yeah everyone who buys lase and get 90% air should definitely sue the company

[@davidvanvlerah7825]

Pretty sure the warning sign about the bodies was outside a corpse farm. Look it up if you never need to sleep again.

[@reapercross8246]

12:08 its not the computers screaming they were just playing the screams of those in the future

[@mapleseraph]

Enh. Framing is expensive because everything has to be cut to measure and cutting the glass takes specific tools and training. Pre-made frames are much cheaper.

[@partariothegoth]

I love winter and I've never owned (and never will own) a heated blanket, wear thin socks I take off with my shoes and only drink ice cold water. Granted I hardly go outside but that's because I just prefer inside, that being said, however, snow is probably the biggest motivation for me to go outside, so...

[@nikitatavernitilitvynova]

I was looking for custom frames once. Because I made a guache painting on a piece of thick paper. It's not on a canvas. And my god! I was looking for something of a similar size. Like even a plastic frame but they're all so expensive. They're ridiculously expensive. I don't know if I'll ever be able to diy my way out of it with the help of my dad or something. Otherwise the painting is going to get ruined.

[@Shalakor]

Walmart, Dollar Store, Five and Under, whatever else; those cheap frames with a sample picture already in them will do in a pinch. If your piece of art is too think for the original cardboard backing that comes with it, you could buy something like a frozen lasagna to use that thinner cardboard packaging for a frame backing. And then you can use the back side of the picture you removed from the frame for another art project.

[@Beeperoni]

“I doing pronounce words wrong anymore” immediately: “hayche arrrrrr”

[@Vlad9407Official]

Since you're most likely a child, i highly recommend that you use youtube kids for your safety as the content there is more fun for people like you while content on the main youtube can traumatize lil kids like you.

[@therinlucas1931]

My mom's response to the "skydiving with a Christian baby" question: Well first I'd wake up.

[@regiluci]

My mom got me that EXAXT giant bread pillow (the one at 13:44) when I was 13 (but for Christmas, not my birthday.) His name is Loafy, and 3 years later, I still loaf him. Edit: added the timestamp

[@dinhero21]

1:18 I belive they use Nitrogen instead of Oxygen so the dehydrated starch doesen't oxidate, so it would be more accurately Nitrogen Company. (Also I belive the bags are packed full when they come out of the factory, it only seems like so much air later because of transportation)

[@bahamut_fallen]

Bro I'm telling you Lay's be selling air with a side of chips

[@blankcanvasstudios3463]

This is a bot reply. Enjoy your brownie

[@bahamut_fallen]

@@blankcanvasstudios3463 this ain't no bot but 'preciate it brother

[@Steamedmeeps]

13:45 This is so real, I almost never know what I want for my birthday/Christmas and received a goofy ass umbrella. Best gift that year

[@michaellyndon6982]

Try shelter adoption though, if you don't want the one pet that needs a 17 man crew around the clock, just adopt one that is more well suited to your situation.

[@rachelwade124]

I actually totally support Zelda Williams telling AI hacks not to recreate her dad's (aka Robin Williams's) image in either audio or video, especially for profit. It's super disrespectful.

[@jenkathefridge3933]

10:32 I would think is this a cult or am I on drugs

[@stopwatchstudios9622]

3:52 well looks like I’m building a Time Machine.

[@ieatcheeselikeyouforbreakf2654]

19:55 Tell him you’ve been having an affair with the Goblin Slayer

[@Just_a_commenter]

I am going to assume everything at 0:37 is perfectly accurate. I mean, I don't listen to country music, so I can't prove it... But I will accept what was claimed as fact.

[@Swiftkitten88]

same, and i can say for sure.. the fact that male country music is about that is *exactly* why the female music is about murdering your husband

[@thompolamar8076]

As someone from the South, it is pretty accurate. Just left out the part where country music for men is also about their dog, their truck, or most recent heartbreak

[@comradewindowsill4253]

@@thompolamar8076 going off of the country music for women, they're lucky to have lived to feel heartbreak

[@thompolamar8076]

@@comradewindowsill4253 you're not wrong

[@Sarah.2.]

Studio c did a song parody like this

[@theeverydaybombshell]

That dead body notice is from a Body Farm (facility that studies human decomp), they all have them. Sometimes dead bodies are moved by the elements or anomals. If you font touch them we can still study the process of their movement away from the Body Farm.

[@SqmButBetter]

14:14 I WAS DRINKING WHILE WATCHING THIS AND I WAS LITTERALLY SYNCED WITH THE SFX

[@alwaysamongdragons7354]

That last one, you might've misread the meme. It is talking about KZbin is being so overzealous in trying to predict your preferences that one video watched to solve a problem or answer a question makes it immediately bombard you, sometimes for DAYS, because it thinks it might get some extra ad revenue out of you if it finds a new passion for home improvement videos and causes a binge watch or something, when no. The one singular circumstance that you needed that content is over and you just with KZbin would forget about it and stop trying to predict your moods.

[@andrewollmann304]

18:54 Context: This weather report is from the Southern US. Not a lotta snow there.

[@NewbinatorsRecycleBin]

12:40 at least they were being honest 21:46 i banged my spoon against my plate hearing this lmaoo

[@Mad_West]

8:18 Who is peeing 6-8 times a day???

[@DimkaTsv]

Depends on what you doing. You can pee significantly less, or about that number. Less mobile you during day are and more frequently you drink => more often you go to toilet to pee.

[@Jaknoof1234]

I piss at most twice a day??? And poop every other day mostly

[@malikhanoo6915]

@@Jaknoof1234 go to a doctor

[@malikhanoo6915]

@@Jaknoof1234 go to a doctor

[@NerdStuffing]

0:48 i didnt know the gun was loaded, and im so sorry my friends.

[@FellikenToons]

I didn't know the gun was loaded and I'll never ever do it again

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

4:03 as an Oregonian, I’m not surprised. I am surprised it’s fallen and not Oregon, though

[@lookatmahboots3345]

15:10 they spelt Luxembourg wrong in their name

[@WayWardWonderer]

For those who may not know, Zelda Willaims is the daughter of the late Robin Williams. Robin was VERY against peddling anything to anyone, especially impressionable young kids, and was a staunch supporter of paying anyone and everyone proper wages with no strings attached. He helped thousands of homeless people, stood up for child actors to ensure they were treated properly, and did his best to be kind, charitable and make other people laugh. Zelda is just as amazing as her dad for standing by his wishes and continuing to perform the same acts that he had done while he was with us. May Robin rest in peace, and may any greedy corporations burn to ash for trying to capitalize off the names of the deceased who cannot speak for themselves.

[@DieHardAnimeOtaku15]

Make a grilled cheese with a slice of Kraft American cheese and a slice of pepper jack cheese. You won’t be disappointed 🤤

[@caitlinabbott7895]

Jack singing bits 0:37 0:47 1:18 8:13 14:43 15:34 20:05 22:17

[@caitlinabbott7895]

9:28 Hey, it's The Meme Monarch from Tumblr!

[@matthewelliott7294]

I’m surprised that Emkay hasn’t made a Jack Singing Bits compilation yet.

[@errantwinds-up8uu]

10/10 Borat impression, Jack

[@artemuswithau]

Speaking of suspiciously specific, the guy at 1:30 looks suspiciously like my brother... glasses and all.

[@Fireman_Epic]

i can agree, jellyfishes have some circle thing that is like rubber and when u eat it u feel like your chewing on rubber. I once tried one at a chinese restaurant in the city not knowing it was one so i was like why does this feel like rubber

[@nyx_the_raven7830]

We've only ever adopted one animal from a shelter, and it was specifically to give our new kitten a playmate. Most of our animals we either buy from random people (not breeders) or we literally pick up off the street. Oscar, one of our cats, is from a shelter, and he is an evil mastermind who wants you to think there's not a thought behind his eyes. I love him, he's got thumbs and he's a total snugglebug. Pluto we picked up off the streets. He eats plastic, steals anything he can get his paws on (seriously, he's stolen envelopes full of money before, as well as my driving gloves), and is only affectionate when he's sleepy or if you're my little sister. I love both of them. My old cat, Lucky, was also picked up off the street when I was only a year old. She was a typical cat, and would scream if you went to sit on the couch because she blended in with her favorite blanket and had been sat on far too many times before. I loved her to death.

[@SketchingPandaRen]

10:45 idk man, I'd rather do laundry then dishes.

[@SirAsdf]

10:44 Bro laundry mostly consists of chucking the clothes in two machines that do most of the work.

[@toastboi1330]

I think he may be talking about the folding bit

[@joshuabrooks4941]

I once got a fortune cookie from a teriyaki joint informing me that 42.6 % percent of all statistics were made up on the spot. Returned numerous times hoping for another entertaining fortune. But only ever got that one

[@splatnexus8058]

13:51 the exact thing happened to me. My mom wanted present ideas for my older brother, I sent her the link to the same bread pillow in the video. She was confused why and when he finally got it he loved it.

[@denverarnold6210]

10:35 I'm with Jack on that one. If you not only get me to akydive, not only get me to skydive WITH A BABY, not only, apparently, give the baby controls to the parachute, but it's also not just talking, but proselytizing; i'd be freaking out enough to yeet that antichrist baby in midair too.

[@Swiftkitten88]

12:00 i completely burst out laughing.. i have driven cross country ONCE ( or i guess twice because there and back). and THIS.. so much. "Lions Den"

[@fimbulsummer]

7:49 Sounds like a scientific body farm. Man, I’d love to visit one of those.

[@aquariTerrible]

Oh frick this reminded me I started my laundry about 7 hours ago

[@TyrannostarusRex]

Used to work in custom framing at Michaels. Reason it’s so expensive is obviously because corporate greed, but also there a LOT of work that goes into putting together a frame. Multiple inspections, alignment, cutting the glass/mat and butting together the frame in the shop, etc. And let me tell you, cutting a mat is a FUCKING nightmare. The most I’ve ever seen one get recut was 8 times before it was cut correctly because of the angle.

[@ambercloudanimates8893]

I relate to jack on the response to drinking a hot bowl of noodles, but I say "ahhh" with a bit more gusto, because the noodles are too hot yet I insist on continuing to drink them.

[@grimsteamreaper]

4:18 For those of you who want to know. The gathering took place not far from my house at Lower Macleay park in the Witch's Castle in salem, Oregon.

[@Impulse001]

17:50 1 Corinthians 14:40 says: Let all things be done decently and in order. It has absolutely nothing to do with whatever the hell this guy is trying to do.

[@glockenwise]

if you dressed up as a monster in the USA you will most likely find little metal balls in your torso