r/Tinder | he's kinda cute

[@justsomeguywithguns159]

Everytime I see a goose or something that looks like a goose; I can't help but think of "peace was never an option".

[@Theofficaildinopupet]

If you live in Canada it never was an option

[@berry_garden_]

Everyone in Minnesota :geese=satan

[@untitledphysicist3205]

It never was

[@ditzyprometheus]

Damn I want a goose

[@Subliminal_Loser]

if your french the good place was never an option. there for. Peace was never an option.

[@quietkid-aashish3209]

3:12 "Man, I hate happy people" Says the same guy who makes us happier.

[@isaacake8954]

Lmao

[@hio.hinomaru21]

He hate himself, that's the point

[@IIBLANKII]

The villian who unintentionally always does the right things.

[@Trickpants]

@@IIBLANKII Like an inverse Doofenschmirtz?

[@mattfromwiisports7970]

@@IIBLANKII ah i see your a man of culture

[@TheEngieTF2]

"I'm basically a man making arts about war" - Sun Tzu, Art of War

[@TheHotBlade]

EA

[@LemonFurrytheT-72A]

Hi engi

[@sai2nay8261]

cacke

[@hayrotheguye7511]

Wierd that everybody playing tf2 watches the same videos

[@thatsheepyboi]

SUN TZU SAID THAT!!

[@luxios8214]

Tinder compared to other social media is a fucking wonderland

[@SirPlartinumLongbottom]

fax machine

[@bjp4869]

Well, you only ever talk to one person at a time, and you actually have to want to talk to them.

[@exuletempus]

girls are confusing, they say they like surprises & funny guys but show up at their window, 3am dressed as a clown & it's all screams & panic...

[@screamindog8772]

dang man those ladies missing out

[@TheEmeraldSword04]

Wierd, ain't it?

[@jockeyfield1954]

guys are confusing, they say they like guns, but when i shoot them with my colt m1911 .45 acp they scream and call me insane

[@screamindog8772]

@@jockeyfield1954 exactly. My little cousin said he was into cars, but as soon as I ran his leg over he started crying and I got sued

[@imperialsnowtrooper7579]

@@screamindog8772 Man, that's nothing. My sister said she K-pop but when I air dropped her into north Korea she started crying! What's up with that?

[@joeshmoe735]

"Today is the day I make a name for myself honk" -Sam O' Nella

[@oo8962]

What video is this from?

[@joeshmoe735]

@@oo8962 animal skeletons

[@shuffled4527]

Haven't watched emkay in a while When did Robin hit puberty

[@HvrryBZ]

Yeetus yeetus fetus deletus

[@umbr33zy]

A few months ago

[@theyellowunoreversecard3711]

beep

[@luca-nm1xz]

Idk

[@escapefr0mslender]

Name twins lmao

[@dioptre]

"I hate happy people." ----- Robin, 2021

[@PrettyPreston]

ok first of all...mood

[@icommitedsuicide5869]

me too

[@PrettyPreston]

@@icommitedsuicide5869 question...are you ok? ( im talking abt the name btw )

[@icommitedsuicide5869]

@@PrettyPreston no. Lol but don't worry I regret nothing 😂

[@An_ImaginaryFriend]

'moog

[@silverplant3519]

Id rather have gentleman duck than a lowlife toxic person 😂

[@AbsoluteGorbSupreme]

Hmmm, ask rule34 artist to see what they can do

[@Hally04]

Ducks are waaaayyy better

[@choobowquay]

i’d rather have a gentleman than a gentleman person.

[@HexplosiveBomb]

Me to

[@ribena_vr1585]

Its a goose ,Harold would be disappointed

[@screamindog8772]

“how about a date?” “I also like dissecting my dates”

[@sebswede9005]

"What does women and onion have in common?" "They have layers??" "No! They make you cry!"

[@sebswede9005]

@Stupid Strawberry Onions make you cry too

[@Subliminal_Loser]

I'm the 69th like... *Cries in a mix of Russian german and french*

[@herculesbrofister265]

According to a great American philosopher, women are a lot like a fridge. They're 6' tall, about 300lbs, they make ice.

[@MaggieML]

Anatidaephobia: the fear that at any given moment, somewhere, somehow, a duck or goose is watching you. This fear does not include the fear of an attack but the actual stalking from said animal.

[@argenta7658]

Thank you for your contribution to society.

[@screamindog8772]

nice cat and bearded dragon

[@MaggieML]

@@screamindog8772 thank you! They are my babies.

[@demonsorrows]

I'm awkward as all hell around people I don't know well enough, so dating/hook-up apps would likely be disastrous if I went for it. Kudos to the people out there who are confident enough to give them a try and best of luck to ya.

[@sarima7621]

Me too bro, i dont even have discord :/ but yeah props to them

[@Memecious]

Can we appreciate how his videos never get boring?

[@TheHotBlade]

Yet here you are being boring yourself.

[@ishouldntbegivenaccesstoth6511]

@@TheHotBlade no u

[@christinavlogs2259]

@@ishouldntbegivenaccesstoth6511 idk why this made me laugh

[@mageofchaos]

Lalala 🎶 this is a bot 🎶

[@UndecidedASMR]

“Nice” “No, smart” PFFT-

[@lolIdunno]

I’ve fallen for someone so in order to make myself feel better I wanna watch shit like this

[@AdamZNC]

Fun fact: My dad went to get the milk AND CAME BACK WITH THE BROWN COW VERSION

[@Sheep_the_one]

dont u mean chocolate

[@frkn3856]

@@Sheep_the_one 😐

[@anaveragetoast]

@@Sheep_the_one Fun Fact: you missed the joke

[@lordphatquaad8133]

@@Sheep_the_one you missed the joke

[@radiance9545]

@@Sheep_the_one r/whoooosh i think

[@davemiller7622]

If you say it’s a quote from someone famous, everyone on the internet shall believe you ~Einstein

[@who3420]

robins laugh is just- i love it

[@moandpho2552]

I heard the “Hey hey hey” and immediately thought of bokuto help

[@CanThisCrab]

same-

[@joaquinbarba7889]

Im pretty sure its supposed to be fat albert

[@davyjstbetter]

Nah I don't wanna help

[@moandpho2552]

@@joaquinbarba7889 wtf is fat albert

[@joaquinbarba7889]

@@moandpho2552 an old show from the 80s with Bill Cosby as A fat black guy

[@jakekneega7400]

The Plankton impression towards the end was amazing

[@sophiedenise]

Dang Harold is the most attractive -person- duck I've ever seen, I'm interested, can you tell me more?

[@cyanleafgd]

CyanLeafGD

[@puretestoster1]

@@cyanleafgd tiredd

[@FaMon116]

sometimes I just don't want these videos to end ever

[@arrowoah]

To the 5 people who disliked, shame on you.

[@lorenasousa8643]

SHAME ON THE 44 PEOPLE WHO DISLIKED MAKE THAT 45 ACTUALLY ITS 7,2 now

[@livtube6145]

It is 65 people who disliked it now

[@arrowoah]

@@livtube6145 well it was five when I saw it ;-;

[@Yes-ut4qj]

It's 70 dislike

[@azr3ii]

Robin: Hey, hey, hey! Me: *Bokuto is that you?*

[@raniel_dicciardo]

Robin's voice is so relaxing

[@duck9834]

That other duck is T H I C C

[@kameliaraicheva5417]

This is my favourite subreddit aaaaah!!

[@stealthbonus]

This was such a weird mix of funny, and painful. Never used a dating app, and definitely never will now.

[@theglem4]

9:35 If Tindr is lying to me, then they know how to make a believable lie because I only have 3

[@noahbenard9404]

Y’all ever be watching EmKay then realize it’s not the narrator you thought it was.

[@Trickpants]

Happened to me with Slazo way back

[@noahbenard9404]

@@Trickpants idk why but it always happens between robin and Lexi for me

[@sylvaticaquercus]

Emkay should make a podcast. I would listen

[@stooodio]

there is a podcast smart kid

[@antoniacorrales9148]

8:35 Homie was too smooth with it 💪🏼🦆

[@itsagoosenotaduck8739]

An honor to be in the thumbnail Thank you emkay HONK

[@ramentrash9421]

Harold is a wonderful duck. He used to say: "honk honk honk honk!"

[@bizzlemypickle521]

*G O O S E*

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

This comment with 3 likes is the top comment lol

[@Plague_and_class]

Are the raccon and Harold friends? Or.... Perhaps they are more than friends?

[@abc-zq8yt]

1:49 I can confirm I would be absolutely devastated if pasta was eliminated. Me and my family love it.

[@crwmother1576]

I have an -obsession- with these narration channels

[@name-uh5ee]

3:38 Her parents knew exactly what they were doing

[@ZannyFTW]

Your plankton impression is spot on oh my God

[@tabboud]

OMG ROBIN WITH THE GENDER NEUTRAL INTRO LETS GOOOOOOOO

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

Fun fact: avocado are berries

[@knottedelephant5678]

Yes they are

[@etrnlsae]

Post fun facts everyday, i wanna apart of a journey

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

@@etrnlsae i already do that

[@anavocado964]

Were you talking about me?

[@iammantra8105]

My life is ruined

[@ahmetkalender9682]

"Man I hate happy people!" LOL

[@livinganaveragelife]

At 10:35 he is such a nice friend looking for books for his buds

[@deltasexual8251]

Gentleman duck Gentleman duck

[@vip3r-_-]

1:44 The Italians: *You’ve doomed us all*

[@marklloyd110]

i want robin to say “Hey, I’m Robin, what’s throbbing?”

[@Ash-zp8xq]

4:33,grab the shotgun whilst screaming “HIPPITY HOPPITY YOUR ON MY PROPERTY!”

[@user-st7rq3sn7v]

Day one of asking for the intro "Hey I'm Robin and I'm Throbbin'" It won't happen......

[@itsalyx8374]

That goose is out of my league :(

[@cozmic.dreamz]

'Please just respectfully disrespect me' 🤠

[@kitkup8570]

Okay the the Tinder videos seem to be the most filled with repeat posts for this channel

[@chance3485]

11:21 THAT IS SOME PRETTY GOOD ACTING

[@violettvi1485]

He sounded like Plancton 😭😭

[@TheAnchorArmsChad]

4:36 That had me rolling

[@jellycpufi1880]

1:43 literally watching this while eating pasta 😐

[@biggsdarklighter0473]

That first word, which you refused to reas aloud meant, this Person fears somewhere in the universe being a duck watching them.

[@CHiLDiSH01]

robin has the most relaxing voice

[@user-mg4yx3dm2m]

Congratulations For 1K Videos

[@Willhall123]

hes been looking for that book for a friend just so y'know

[@LadyFurina24]

"No smart" -some dude

[@Conestox]

Yeah bro

[@sweden1276]

*removes pasta* The next day: *Italy has crumbled under the lack of PASTA*

[@MyHandleIsGood]

I'm glad I don't have the fear of being watched by a duck.

[@Crusader11119]

11:22 never heard a better plankton impression

[@corvusgaming2379]

4:33 I’d ask “Have you seen my oreos?” then walk out and shout “WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY OREOS?!”

[@melon_boi5872]

ngl the Steph and Stephen guy shoulda gone like "Maybe you can put the Steph in Stephen? ;)"

[@TheHawkRules]

10:12 This is the fear that somewhere... somehow... there is a duck or goose watching you at every moment.

[@shajabshan]

0:59 is no one gonna talk about how this dude is using the 24 hour clock

[@redpanda7914]

*WHO HAS SUMMONED ME?!*

[@crowofjudgement1953]

Robin, I will pay you for a plankton impression.

[@AZRAEL-hu9ci]

When he said i hate happy people i felt that😂

[@blueman472]

Where... where was that duck... you promissed us the duck, give it now

[@ChknKng]

0:27 I am also allergic to peanut butter so one of us would have to go to the hospital in very little time.

[@100k_emi]

*Duck with bow* *Me: What a distinguished gentleman!*

[@st.castle5267]

That plankton impression tho>>

[@darrylponton]

LOVE the videos hope to be as good at KZbin as you one day

[@_HONK]

HEY WHO POSTED THAT!

[@mj91212]

11:21 Holy crap, that plankton impression was spot-fucking-on!

[@errorcluckstv]

Idea: Every time r/tinder is featured, the intro should played as a very depressed lofi hiphop song and the background is in grayscale

[@foolsremedy832]

Can we talk about how good his impression was tho???

[@mrhonk6804]

ayy harold is looking for another goose that nice of him

[@slasherwolfie865]

Ok my first thought when i saw the thumbnail was “peace was never an option”

[@livtube6145]

This remind me of to get a dating app then I remember that there are things that I really don't want to get like catfish and other things.

[@lil_nugget500]

YOU LIED TO ME THERE IS NO HERALD

[@johnnyboy424]

I was just here to see the duck . . . but I am disappointed, disappointed that emkay lured me in with a fine gentleman as the thumbnail!

[@lefeeshchopped8286]

10:14 This guy is scared that somehow somewhere, a duck is watching him

[@coloradothehuman7148]

EmKay and Limenade need to have a cross over

[@heyitshellfire9153]

5:58 bravo 6, going dark

[@tristanbw]

ROBIN DA BANK, your new rapper name.

[@slothbelly5332]

where is Harold? you lied to me Emkay, i'm here to witness its glory, and it not even in the video? :(

[@Jani1XY]

Whrn you said EmKay, I heard NK and I got flashbacks from a hard boss fight (NKG - Nightmare King Grimm), that I spend a few hours beating (the easiest version)

[@remy_the_weeb7311]

11:20 am I the only one who thought that Plankton impression was perfect ?

[@hypezoneninga]

0:56 my appendix so I can keep the important ones

[@fall1021]

The thumbnail says this vid will be great :)

[@dogedarkthethird7513]

The duck on the thumbnail is cuter than me 😔

[@yourdailywierdo2136]

...I unplugged a cord to reset the wifi box at the hospital now my mom wont wake up

[@Mooshable]

7:23 i laughed so hard my cat ran into the wall.

[@whomerhead9726]

woods:iM aN OniOn

[@Fantisidy]

Help I am surrounded by Patricks!

[@Ohana-do6hl]

Love your work Keep it up!

[@getpriyanka]

Mr Emkay, it would be really awesome if u did a collaboration with Limenade