r/Niceguys | I am genuinely obsessed with you.

Top posts from r/Niceguys on Reddit. Join the community subreddit at / emkay ! Narrated by: / devotedly_jack

[@therealpatagonianpancakes]

I wouldn't date a girl with a high body count because I'm not into serial killers

[@crybaby-wo7tt]

*killing me softly starts playing*

[@marquiscandelaria8954]

Winner winner Chicken dinner!

[@sarastories8074]

Underrated

[@MrPowers0988]

i did.

[@Knight-Artorias]

69th like lol nice

[@haydengair2769]

"I ReSpECt aLl WoMEn" proceeds to to swear and insult them when they get rejected.

[@liwo8998]

that is how a incel is made

[@georgiykireev9678]

These people have actual mental issues. I'm not even being mean here, it's true. Trying to re-educate them is pointless, they're not going to change their ways. And they're genuinely suffering from it too. Most of these can be resolved through therapy, but here's the issue with a lot of mentally unwell people: they're not going to do that themselves, but they aren't obvious enough to justify locking them up in an asylum or something. So these people are just going to keep suffering alone, while being a nuisance to others and not understand why this is happening

[@serena841]

@@georgiykireev9678 Exactly. These kinds of videos are really funny but the more I watch those, the more the people in them concern me. I've seen people who tried to reason with them but it ended up being pointless. They need *lots* of therapy but the most difficult thing to do is to persuade them to go.

[@slevinchannel7589]

2:20: Sorry Jack but thats not true. Youre a lil bit uninformed there, buddy. There ARE actually people thinking one Gender is 100% a problem. Sexists of both Genders may be (or may not be) so extreme that they think (or even publish books!!) that ALLLL Men or Woman are Bad. Theres Hate-Speech-Books about this; and healthy Reviews of these Books, also.

[@Tw0Dots]

@@georgiykireev9678 annnnd Some of them are perfectly fine, and are just purposefully toxic. They dont get a pass, there’s no reason to act like that

[@kaybee1130]

The “nice guy” starter pack: ‘ ❄️’ ‘It’s just a joke’ ‘Did I ask?’ **angry masculinity**

[@FelgoTheMighty]

"You're fat anyways 🤣"

[@heavyd1rtysoul]

@@FelgoTheMighty lol

[@idkhbtfm146]

“i’m not homophobic i just don’t like that they throw around rainbow flags you guys are snowflakes god😒”

[@thegrubhubguy2013]

"I never liked you anyway"

[@_.ana._.]

All you (insert cuss word of your choice) are the same

[@TheRandomTubeTV]

The problem isn't friendzones, it's people feeling owed recognition and reward for their feelings that they developed

[@bararobberbaron859]

Recognition I feel is fair ("Hey, I know you probably don't feel the same way but I've kind of developed feelings for you", "I indeed don't feel the same way but thank you for telling me, now what do we do?") but reward does seem silly, sure, maybe she feels the same, but she's totally not obliged to feel the same way at all. Telling someone you caught feelings can break up the friendship and you have to be okay with that. I like the friendzone though, "if worst case scenario" means I get another friend out of the venture? Hell yeah.

[@agquad]

@@bararobberbaron859 I think it is a person's responsibility to inform someone they have feelings for. The affected individual has the right to know, and to safely terminate the friendship for their own security and peace of mind. If someone had feelings for me for an extended period without even giving me the right to end our friendship, I would be disturbed and feel deeply betrayed. I am not a fantasy object and should not be seen, in another's eyes, as simply a romantic possibility, and, if I know about it, I would immediately deprive the infatuated of all traces of me in the hopes they abandon their feelings. The same goes for everyone else.

[@tyclappin4194]

R/niceguys is funny because it’s almost like all of these “nice guys” share the same brain cell

[@noodleboy7662]

They *do.*

[@saturn6784]

it bounces around like the windows screensaver, I've heard.

[@tyclappin4194]

Naw it’s more like the DVD screensaver except it never hits the corner

[@saturn6784]

Clappmasta that's what I meant I just had a really smooth brain moment

[@dragong3126]

They have to take turns for who uses it

[@kaceydias]

"I'm not like other guys who mistreat women" You say it like there aren't millions of successful relationships, all of which you're not a part of.

[@Chiller-pc1dv]

Lmao, facts. These guys be projecting onto other men so they feel less bad about what they're doing. When in reality, he and other guys like him are the odd ones out, lmao.

[@tazhienunurbusinezz1703]

@@Chiller-pc1dv Yea, they do that so it's not them who are the problem. Then it's not their fault & they don't actually have to work on themselves. It's kinda pathetic really.

[@Chiller-pc1dv]

@@tazhienunurbusinezz1703 EXACTLY, it's gross to say the least!

[@alexandraluster284]

"I'm not like other guys who mistreat women" spoken like a guy who'd beat his girlfriend for having her dad's number saved on her phone.

[@alexandraluster284]

@Brylle Enriquez Thanks. It comes naturally when you're a grill.

[@shutuptravis5609]

This subreddit in a nutshell: maybe if I scream harder, she will understand better how good I am

[@slevinchannel7589]

2:20: Sorry Jack-kun, but thats not true. Youre a lil bit uninformed there, buddy. There ARE actually people thinking one Gender is 100% a problem. Sexists of both Genders may be (or may not be) so extreme that they think (or even publish books!!) that ALLLL Men or Woman are Bad.

[@Tw0Dots]

@@slevinchannel7589 what’s the point of spamming this when you get zero out of it lol

[@tim_the_traveler]

as much as I agree with this comment, I'm a little distracted by your Username, Who's Travis? and why do they need to shut up?

[@mrman7751]

@@tim_the_traveler travis constantly talks about trying to outpizza the hut

[@mryeet5458]

Damn bro, why I gotta shut up?

[@i_pwned_ya_mum]

"I'm not like other guys." Is the nice way of saying "I'm gonna stalk you."

[@bararobberbaron859]

Ironically, saying that makes them seem a lot like the millions of other men that have said that.. It's like 'The more people believe something to be true, the less true it becomes'. (Take for example 'My vote matters'. The more people believe it the less it becomes true for any singular vote. And the obverse, the fewer people that believe it, the truer it becomes.

[@i_pwned_ya_mum]

@@bararobberbaron859 (•-• ) ( •-•) (•-•) You know it's a joke right? No need to get technical-

[@xaviergildon5576]

I'm not like other guys, i'm a ✨felon✨

[@Tw0Dots]

@@bararobberbaron859 what…are you going on about

[@serena841]

@@i_pwned_ya_mum These little emojis are so cute.

[@raeparise4632]

"The problem isn't the existence of friend zones, it's that people feel like they need more than just friends to be loved and cared about" TRUE

[@logeyperogi1805]

I feel more than enough love from my friends One of them used to be a love interest, one day she said she loved me, platonically, and while it did hurt a little at first knowing it was platonic, I ended up just being like “Well, platonic love is still love, maybe even worth more than romantic love”

[@Maple-Deerest]

I have issues, sadly I have a habit of getting too attached to people who I don't even really know, and I think I have some sort of abandonment issue or something, cause I'm overly clingy and stuff, If I become friends with someone, they immediately become my favorite person if they're online regularly, and eventually, I can actually get to a point where I can have literal paranoia/anxiety/depression induced 'bouts of my intrusive thoughts telling me to kill myself because "they'll never actually care for you", "everyone hates you", "you don't deserve anything", and "it would be better if you just died", so that's fun. :')

[@nothereyetlost]

It’s not people. It’s MEn!!!

[@lordlittletoeq8537]

​@@nothereyetlostno there's plenty of women with that issue. Deal with it

[@depressedphilosopherbitch7581]

​@@Maple-Deeresthave you tried looking into getting tested for bpd? Maybe a diagnosis will help.

[@chibitales-thebestredditst2746]

"BuT iM a nIcE gUy"... > Almost certainly not a nice guy.

[@user-tw1pm6nr5e]

But I'm a lice guy... *Aggressively scratches head*

[@Kasmodamous]

*Im NoT liKe OtHeR gUyS*

[@Kasmodamous]

@Gagan Singh It was a joke on the whole "nice guys" thing, i am still a guy.

[@Kasmodamous]

@Gagan Singh Its a fricking joke.

[@Kasmodamous]

@Gagan Singh oh ok.

[@LarryTheInternetRePoptard]

"you look so wittle and sexy" FBI OPEN UP

[@tim_the_traveler]

Two words that should never be in the same sentence.

[@jasonfraser7536]

4Chan Party Van! Lol, jk, FBI.

[@cherrycolagames3187]

FUTURE PREDATOR ALERT ! 🚨

[@whatevenami7551]

“You look so wittle and sexy” Ok so this guy’s definitely on a watch list

[@enchantednightcrawler6629]

please stop doing 200 damage a hit please i beg you

[@NoNTr1v1aL]

Is it because her username is r/shrinkingbabe?

[@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522]

And if they aren't they already, they should be

[@ArcanineEspeon]

Gideon Gleeful grew up, he's still a Nice Guy™, and he still can't say his 'L's properly.

[@slevinchannel7589]

2:20: Sorry Jack-kun, but thats not true. There ARE actually people thinking one Gender is 100% a problem. Sexists of both Genders may be (or may not be) so extreme that they think (or even publish books!!) that ALLLL Men or Woman are Bad. Theres Hate-Speech-Books about this; and healthy Reviews of these Books, also.

[@charax-1]

Some person: *says very offensive sexist or racist stuff* The other person: *talks back* The some person: *puts on stupid brain glasses* it's a joke

[@Curvedalpha]

Lol

[@Jake-yq7nx]

And you’re making a sexist joke because women do it too

[@ray2426]

not really some guys call girls dude because i have no idea what else they should call them for a small nickname and what the hell is chara supposed to say some dude/woman:says very offensive whatever like bruh he just gave an example

[@tyrantula2484]

Same with women,they just straight insult and hit em with the "oMg iTs a jOkE"

[@ray2426]

yeah. and im legit jut watching the vid and commenting

[@shennixx2407]

This subreddit in a nutshell: m'lady and insulting women got not loving men back

[@rk31]

hello wario

[@shennixx2407]

@@rk31 hey roy

[@rk31]

@@shennixx2407 want to destroy mario?

[@shennixx2407]

@@rk31 yes

[@shennixx2407]

@@rk31 but i need to get waluigi

[@harrisonhurst6480]

It is 100% ok to respond to "I don't have those feelings for you, do you want to be friends?" With, "Sorry, No. I was wanting to date you, and if we cannot then I do not want to associate with you." You don't have to be their friend, and being their friend is NOT a gateway for them to magically consider you date material when you weren't before.

[@tim_the_traveler]

If anything, it can be better to end a friendship after such a rejection, weather cause you or they would feel just too awkward after and rather not sour the relationship.

[@agquad]

It may be okay, but it is a very disgusting and telling move which demonstrates an inability to respect women's choices and their personhood, imho.

[@icandothisallday986]

@@agquad ?

[@ggundercover3681]

@@tim_the_traveler yep. cuz in my experience, men still want to be friends simply with hopes I'll somehow change my mind. if they didn't do that shit, I would actually not mind still being friends and getting over it. heck one of my friendships remained amazing but 5 others were lost because of it. but my one friend is an exceptional guy.

[@_hihi_0.0]

Imo, if you were only friends with them because you wanted to date them that’s not ok. But it’s ok to dissociate with them as long as after you don’t have feelings for them & you value them as a friend , you tell them why you didn’t associate with them and then hopefully resume the friendship.

[@iloveplasticbottles]

"you're so wittle and sexy" Currently doing bench press, wouldn't mind if the bar crushes my throat to death after hearing that

[@hkayakh]

“I’m a nice guy” Said every guy that wasn’t nice

[@rockysandman5489]

Your reasoning though kinda makes it seem like there is not a single person out there who is genuinely nice and a guy, and also asserts that he's nice in addition. I know perhaps you didn't mean it to come across that way but it's very easy to interpret that from your comment.

[@hkayakh]

@@rockysandman5489 well what my comment is saying is that guys who are nice don’t need to say it and the guys that say that they are nice probably aren’t.

[@rockysandman5489]

@@hkayakh Don't know the probability for determining the fact about the guys who say they are nice, but fair enough.

[@benjaminbristow]

"dont answer I already know. Your crush rejected you today" That hurt man... That hurt...

[@namsteroo]

I just said "Dam..." My feels

[@featherfallgamer7543]

Me too, man. Hits hard.

[@cristi9213]

Daamn, that hurt

[@AbyssWatcher745]

Imagine actually trying lmao

[@samwilliams9133]

Dear "nice guys", here's how it should work. (1) get to know them. Get them to think of you as a friend. Wait for signs. (2) ask. If they're Polyam ask their date(s) first. Make sure they're okay with it. (3) if they get upset, don't overreact. (4) if they like someone else, help them get together. If you won't be happy with you, good on them. If you truly love them, you should want them to be happy, so let them do what makes them happy. There. I hath spoken.

[@tempestwinds1]

Yes I am a dude but still that is legit what they need to know

[@rockysandman5489]

Not one of the so-called "nice guys", but I should rightfully point out that "signs" and all those other mind games are bullshit. Look for a woman who is direct just as you are direct. Communication is key, no room for misinterpretation, that's why it has to be direct rather than these offhand, subtle, nonsensical, easily misinterpretable mind games. As for point 4, it's possible that you see that the person they like is less suitable for them (or not suitable at all) but they don't see it. In such a scenario, you as a friend would help them avoid make a mistake or something they'll regret. Overall I agree with the route of being her friend though, but your explanation doesn't do much to explain how one gets further from there. If anything it appears your explanation is more likely to trap guys in the friend zone, ironically. Might wanna add to it for clarity, precision, and more efficiency in attaining the goal.

[@larae.5553]

@@rockysandman5489 idk what you are going on about, that's totally how it works for a lot of girls, me included

[@rockysandman5489]

@@larae.5553 What is "totally how it works"? Not sure which part of my comment you're referring to.

[@Tw0Dots]

@@rockysandman5489 idk how you got mind games out of that but alrighty who said their “signs” were always indirect and subtle lmao. Still some valid advice though, if the person taking said advice knows signs arent the same for both genders.

[@Googbr]

If I ever get friendzoned I would say “ woah nobody tells me they like me as a friend “

[@slevinchannel7589]

You know, the KZbinr Josh Strike Hayes made a video about 'Tinder'. Check it out.

[@alcopops3853]

Same, I'd rather get friendzone because apparently it's hard for me to gain friends because I'm not sociable person

[@dootss]

'Drink up my bathwater, yum yum yum.' - Jack 2020

[@TamWam_]

Hahahahahd

[@TamWam_]

I laughed out loud when I heard that

[@mrman7751]

Y U M Y U M

[@nik_nikkii]

a gateway to herpes :')

[@superrealistic]

Good soldiers follow orders.

[@retsameki]

6:55 when they said “body count” for second I thought they where talking about murder

[@thegoldman6160]

Triple kill

[@muperduper4967]

same

[@ichigo2961]

Why not both?

[@forgottenshadows7548]

if you havent murdered a bunch of people, you probably werent popular in highschool

[@slevinchannel7589]

Sadly, Jack seems rather unaware that having sex with too many people is actually a thing... Thats a bit unfortunate.

[@Knightess]

I'm dying every time some variation of the phrase "catch feelings" is used as though feelings are the common cold.

[@pansexualdickhaver6878]

Feelings can make you sick tho. That’s why it’s best to avoid them most of the time lol use feelings responsibly!

[@bastianschuck5455]

"i cOuLd hAvE eVeRyOnE" Then go get everyone, bye, you won't be missed.

[@dallioncoker4127]

“But I’m a nice guy” Everyone reloading the rejection gun

[@slevinchannel7589]

2:20: Sorry Jack-kun, but thats not true. Youre a lil bit uninformed there, buddy. There ARE actually people thinking one Gender is 100% a problem... Sexists of both Genders may be (or may not be) so extreme that they think (or even publish books!!) that ALLLL Men or Woman are Bad. Theres Hate-Speech-Books about this; and healthy Reviews of these Books, also!!

[@ArKeTiCt]

Men who cannot handle rejections are simply the weakest, and thats about it.

[@jamespagous3954]

Damned Fella depends on what type of rejection it is. It’s just a girl? Get over it, might sting but shouldn’t hurt that much. A job interview? Yea, if you worked hard for it

[@ArKeTiCt]

@@jamespagous3954 well it's true that a job interview hits way harder than a girl's rejection but you need to move on regardless of how painful it is.

[@finlynham5841]

Getting rejected isn’t even that bad, ya just get confirmation that they aren’t into you and that’s it. I don’t know why these people are so angry about it

[@mfirdanhb]

@@finlynham5841 except by God that is ask satan

[@ArKeTiCt]

@@mfirdanhb well the rejection began with satan in that case. But ya i get the point.

[@rjai5003]

6:30 I like how Jack is saying profound things about the friend zone and self worth and then suddenly... *“D A N N Y D E V I T O”*

[@SirBroccolingtonIII]

From the extensive knowledge that I have gained from watching too many of Emkay's reddit videos at 4 AM, I hereby conclude that nicgeguys and nicegirls are exactly the same, just in slightly different ways.

[@awesomestyles]

And that is why they should be combined into one subreddit, which I would call r/nicepartners. The worst of 2 worlds!

[@arandomuser9459]

@@awesomestyles That’s a good idea. I wonder if there’s a reason they’re separate surely someone woulda tried combining them by now.

[@ggundercover3681]

I think generally nice girls are more crazy?? or they come off as more crazy and scary I think.

[@gabrieljones272]

Take the two and pair them up in a blind date.

[@asianchild6932]

I was today years old when I learned “Ily” is not two lower case L’s. Now o just feel bad cause I was texted Ily and was like, “what’s that supposed to mean”

[@Razvii]

Wow I feel for whoever sent that

[@cryoshotgaming3640]

Why must South Africa ruin it's reputation even more. It's sucks here enough

[@Blackdeathgaming-yv1kk]

Are you a Boer?

[@slevinchannel7589]

6:08: Well, Jack, thats maybe a bit oversimplifying it, isnt it?

[@lecrybabyperson7803]

My crush did not reject me I rejected myself because I have crippling anxiety

[@at-bazelgeuse]

F

[@ichigo2961]

And to that i shall reply with "mood"

[@blondebimbowannabe]

@maneesh padavala relatable But I've also been rejected by crushes before lol

[@yunuyfx]

Can’t get rejected if you don’t ask or have someone you’re interested in.

[@Miissy99]

Same lol

[@StarryNightxx]

Honestly if someone called themselves a mean guy they truly would be far more attractive because that means they're likely self aware, humble and funny. Thats a lot more personality than just...being nice.

[@varshapatil9256]

I think r/nice guy and r/nice girl should be combine to made r/nicely bad people Then you can perspective of both of the gender together. It would be hella fun to see post of a guy and girl simping for both gender And it's the 46 comment of video. With 214 views

[@jauhnwilks2114]

Great idea

[@cryoflip5841]

I have meet my fair share of “nicely bad people”

[@varshapatil9256]

What I never thought I would be seen actually

[@katpiss695]

So basically you want r/nicepolysexuals ? Because that would be almost exactly what you described btw-(poly sexual is a relationship between 3or more people or at least the attraction to it, to my knowledge, Im not poly)

[@katpiss695]

Or maybe r/nicenonebinary

[@iateyourkidneys8779]

Hey he should say: “What’s crack-a-lackin’ I’m Jack-a-lackin’!

[@leahtwigg3248]

Can we all just agree that if you have to tell someone you’re a nice guy, 9 times out of 10, you’re not

[@jakerockznoodles]

Yep. Also if you are told you are "too nice", they don't *actually* think you're too nice. They either: 1) Think that you're not assertive enough. Being nice and being assertive are not mutually exclusive traits but when you don't want to hurt someone's feelings it seems kinder to say you have too much of one good trait rather than that you are lacking in another. 2) Think that you're really not very nice at all but also suspect that you're a thin skinned person who is bad at accepting criticism and will get aggressive if they feel criticised. Saying that you're too nice just feels safer.

[@farynthehusky]

There's a key difference between a nice person and a good person. A nice person is only nice in certain circumstances while keeping their true motives hidden as a side they don't want the other person to see. On the contrary, a good person is nice regardless of the situation

[@anthonyst-onge]

15:04 the fact that he acknowledges R/niceguys exists makes this so much more concerning: This means that not only are they deluded, but some of them actually know that they are deluded, but continue the same behavior. Holy shit when did we fuck up in history to end up like this

[@anthonyst-onge]

Wait, hold on, this is cringe

[@thephony1651]

It all started with a little something called the Big Bang…

[@Planefan1000]

​@@thephony1651 Our whole universe was in a hot dense state Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started -- wait The earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall (we built the pyramids) Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries That all started with the big bang It all started with the Big Bang (BANG!)

[@justsomeonewithanezukopfp8224]

Nice Guys are Rare Be sure to treasure them Lock them in your basement

[@mr.potato2223]

Wait nooooo

[@mr.potato2223]

@@jameslong8100 my entire notification box is just you

[@Chiller-pc1dv]

Do you mean "nice guys" or actual nice guys....little confused? By the way, I'm a woman.

[@nadaeman9033]

Will do

[@mfirdanhb]

@@Chiller-pc1dv cute nice guy

[@ShadowmarkReturns]

The guy who called the girl sexy should have introduced himself with: "What's up sexy, I'm Lexi." And just act like it's a KZbin video.

[@charliepremostudios8869]

Girl: let's the guy down gently and let's them know that they aren't interested in a guy that they just met. Guy: *Peace was never an option*

[@randomfluffkingt.9364]

There are 2 different nice guys: All high and mighty: -Thinks they are at the highest of highs -thinks their a chad -“I’m not like other men.” -thinks they can get anything -apparently nice. -If you try and kick them off their high horse, then they become a Sad E Boy in 7th grade: -gets sad and grumpy -says he never even liked them in the first place -automatically goes into attack mode -“RANDOM BULLCRAP GO!!” -ends up leaving -comes back

[@probablyarat5906]

I swear every man on this subreddit shares 2 braincells between all of them

[@mouldy_zebra2667]

Nice pfp

[@aerongrimm3162]

2 is generous

[@Tw0Dots]

@@aerongrimm3162 I hope this your real name, Aeron Grimm just sounds badass name that a “nice” person/guy/girl would never have bc they aren’t cool enough

[@logeyperogi1805]

That’s because they’re not men, they’re boys, disrespectful boys that have yet to become men if they ever do become men

[@aimbot4arrowz982]

@@Tw0Dots Aeron Grimm is a really badass name

[@chaislaw5014]

Jack's disbelieving squeak when he reads something so out there it's beyond understanding absolutely cracks me up...I love it.

[@ppgzchat]

If girls can’t wear ‘Skimpy/Trampy’ outfit, then guys can’t wear Speedos or be in public topless. End of story.

[@imperialdebauchery5988]

Honestly men just shouldn't wear speedos at all. Nobody looks good in budgie smugglers.

[@queensilian7644]

Women don't want to be afraid to talk to men, shit like this terrifies us. We all suffer when people like this mistreat others

[@tempestwinds1]

POV: You’re looking for people getting offended by this video

[@mr.potato2223]

Yup

[@somekindofforcedpunonnikki2775]

You're, sir

[@tempestwinds1]

SomeKindofForcedPunonNikkiMinaj Thanks in a genuinely nice way , actually not being sarcastic

[@mr.potato2223]

@@tempestwinds1 bet

[@mfirdanhb]

@@tempestwinds1 you totally are but don't be just enjoy it's a joke/meme after all

[@ollaniuspius1211]

I can already feel the tipping of a thousand fedoras

[@macgyver42563]

Make that 1001 fedoras *MILADY INTENSIFIES*

[@FREAKOFNATURE-mb8oo]

*_14:35_**_- The calm voice is just killing me. The was the nice guy progresses into insanity as they continue listing things just makes me W H E E Z E😂_*

[@the_Otherland_Floof]

5:04 he pointed out she was eating cake rather than going for her weight. And that, that is a good human.

[@andygames6]

12:27 You need to censor that with "Wohoo" Every time from now on

[@Samuel-mw3fg]

all of these guys act like they just when trough a break up with every human of the oposite sex

[@isamainzer4230]

I absolutely adore the work of the editors; shit's got wheezing especially the baby bird

[@PhantomIRL1513]

Around the 7:00 mark the dude says 'Low body count women are trash' I guess I'm trash. But if I'm trash then that guy is radioactive waste

[@bell2269]

"How was school?" Me who works: great

[@slevinchannel7589]

You know, the KZbinr Josh Strike Hayes made a video about 'Tinder'. Check it out.

[@mrteeths2448]

When he asked how was school today i was legit bout to go on a rant on how much it sucks

[@SalahEddineH]

Your reading of the 2 last posts was perfect, with the emotions and everything! Cheers!

[@melonhead9278]

7:41 jacks wheeze on that post made my day

[@no_L_in_sight]

Jacks attitude and the way he is pissed because of unpleasant behavior of other people, makes him extremely likeable and I started to watch EmKay regularly again, because of him :D

[@tropicus5917]

the "how was school today? was it good?" really caught me off guard i just got home from school

[@soc8060]

As a male i wanna say sorry for all the nice guys just existing

[@sylaskunovo4695]

I said to someone on Discord that I’ve never met “hey cutie” as a joke, I ended up receiving a fat paragraph of text on how that was inappropriate and that I should be ashamed of myself. Long story short, I’ve not complimented anyone ever since.

[@Miissy99]

That was bad on their side, they could have just said it made them uncomfortable and that's it, it wasn't your fault

[@hihi-og6nm]

I mean they are a little crazy but how is "hey cutie" a joke like whats the punchline

[@Tw0Dots]

Don’t let other people change how you do things...depending on the “thing” of course haha. (Non creepy) Compliments can make someones day. Only do this to people comfy with it. Also maybe add some “jk”s in there to let them know you arent serious. Personally, I think that person needs to remove the the stick from their rectum, just a tiny bit

[@Tw0Dots]

@@hihi-og6nm Pretty sure they meant it sarcastically. Since.. jokes do come in different forms. Doesn’t really warrant that reaction regardless. An easy “that made me uncomfortable” and receiving an apology and ending it there, would’ve sufficed 💀💀

[@aimbot4arrowz982]

Imagine saying "hey cutie" and saying "omg you're so inappropriate you shouldn't be saying that" in a wall of text (They probably get no bitches)

[@mousepadplayer]

The people that down voted are all nice guys

[@slevinchannel7589]

Nah, thats just an assumpton. Lets not do these, ok?

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

1:46 He really thinks they’re gonna read all of that? Bruh

[@princessnovainacottage3326]

Hi

[@JustSven-st6lg]

I am a firm believer that if someone refers to women as “females” they have already told you everything you need to know about them

[@HibikiOtonokoji]

10:26 that art style just triggered my fight or flight response

[@IAmRenvamev]

Hi there yeah

[@Tw0Dots]

What’s wrong with being genuinely obsessed with things? Im _genuinely_ obsessed with EmKay 😩

[@kaboomrang7909]

ok that was funny

[@snowgolem656]

You called a human a thing-

[@kaboomrang7909]

@@snowgolem656 What?

[@Tw0Dots]

Snow Golem wasnt talking about humans so no Im talking about the talking floating hand

[@likehowdudehelp]

@@Tw0Dots dude is emkay a hand

[@sana._.8040]

2:16 ah I see you haven't met my mother yet

[@thetriplemechanic]

*spam click the timestamp*

[@thetriplemechanic]

@@jameslong8100 what i ment is that if you simultaneously press the button you will hear robin saying a, a, a, like a maniac.

[@sana._.8040]

@@jameslong8100 she

[@sana._.8040]

@@jameslong8100 hehe thank you :)

[@emisthem6562]

When I came out as Bi, my Dad said 'GG' and then we played some Minecraft with our friends - weirdest, best Dad out there!

[@mayurose]

4:31 fun fact: the third panel of the original version of this picture was actually a woman standing on a field, looking very happy, meaning she had moved on and was in a happier, healthier place in life. Or at least, that's the version I saw all throughout my edgy teenage years lol- Point is, OP probably edited the picture to fit his own stupid narrative instead.

[@ananyajohari2320]

which is fEmiNiSt bAd miSoGyNiSt gOoD

[@ShaggySoup]

I thought this was gonna be filled with quiet kids who grew to be actual respective people😂 i was sorely mistaken but not disappointed

[@Jumpy-Dragon]

I was once hanging with my girlfriend when some dude just came up and started flirting with us, we're both girls, and I was like "Bruh, we're together and gay" though we were actually pans, we didn't want this creep near us. He just said, "You wont be when you see my massive horse d*ck" we actually called the police and took turns slapping him.

[@funnynoodleman]

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo- *stops to catch breathe* - ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo What you doing rn? ;3 4:03 for reference

[@surtaandume_psykermystyk4010]

This video is pure gold, I was laughing constantly throughout. Emkay is my spirit animal (and it looks like this👌)

[@Cooldoctor-vz6cy]

Hello world hope yall having a great day

[@ttheyolkguy5936]

Thx

[@cyanidesoup]

Like beggar

[@biggersteve6053]

_em... kay._

[@rodrigotm1461]

Its scorching where i am now.....

[@amarakkeo2347]

Cheese :D

[@BowieBunnyBoi]

"Wait, you get cake when you break up with someone?" "Where's my cake?" Me: sadly realizing this means he's always been single :( Edit: Or he's been taken this whole time :)

[@imwithurmomrn]

school was fine thanks for asking Jack as soon as I came home I watched EMkay videos

[@thumbs.down.]

I'm glad jack asked me how school was, cuz I recently had a horrible day at school. I know its kinda just a skit, but it gives me comfort and I really appreciate it. :)

[@moonmint3055]

Hi Jack, You bring me so much joy when listening to your narrations! (Not to say the others don’t)

[@slinky5427]

"Its a me, a jack" I'm so proud of you

[@derek_3054]

Maawwwwrioooooo

[@xenic5227]

robin reading what simps compliment like "you're cute!" at 3:20 makes me melt

[@redo3073]

cant get rejected if you never get the courage to ask her out

[@derpmang5539]

8:53 I am dead. 🤣

[@redshepherd32]

I agree with the commentator at the 14:33 post. I genuinely sympathize with the dude. He clearly does seem to be venting over dealing with girls that ask him for money or pull such stunts to get him to give them such things. Been there a few years myself. It gets soul crushing when you've spent so much time starting conversations but it leads to girls trying to sweet talk you into monetary favors. It doesn't excuse the person for lashing out. But yeah, hope he gets help

[@ieatboigas]

I like to imagine all the nice guys are just little robot minions (they don't get laid so they don't need human bodies) sent out by a programming master but they all have the same conversation AI

[@tumultuousforce6204]

As a guy, I'm equally annoyed by men and women. We're all trash.

[@ThatPancakeCat]

*your crush rejected you didn't they?* Reality

[@movementman9777]

10:02 is a copypasta Don’t ask me how many times me and my friends spam it

[@fluffyflareon4152]

godsh i hate the internet and everyone on it sometimes. awesome video tho mate, you guys rock!

[@ramenaddict1676]

And people wonder why a lot of women enjoy being single

[@zarinapena5846]

Oh my, I have one story to share with a nice guy of my class. We been knowing each other since we were three, but we never were close. It was like "a friend of a friend" relationship. This year, because I have to seat at the back of the class since we cannot share two-people tables anymore, he thinks that I look at him when he's just in my sight because he sits at the second line. He started talking to me very friendly, what weirded me out. But the actions were just out of place like calling me "dummy" when I asked him a doubt on maths, saying "I can carry those benchs for you, you need a strong man in your life" when I'm three times bigger and weight a lot more than him, tell me that a man like him would satisfy every of my wishes, once he even told me his penis size (which I still feeling disgusted and sick) or when I was worried and he said "you don't need to worry babygirl" and didn't even bother to hear me. I asked him to stop multiple times, he wasn't that close to me to talk with me like that (he probably heard me call my friends by pet names like my closest male friend who is "darling" to me and he calls me "honey") and that I wasn't even wanting to be close with him when he acted like a creep. I tried to keep this very hidden since I felt very embarassed and ashamed. The next day after the ultimatum I gave him, where I yelled at him that he was very far of being a good guy and that he kept acting like this he would never be someone close to me, he called me a bitch in class. I, of course, blocked him everywhere and gave him the warning that if he kept insulting me, I would pepper spray him, beat the shit out of him and call the police. He didn't do it and call me a whore who gives blue valla to nice guys, so I was arrested for agression, he ended with three broken ribs and with a restriction order.

[@ananyajohari2320]

you are an icon

[@liamsexistance385]

10:55 is possibly the funniest sound I’ve heard in my life.

[@herculesbrofister265]

Check out Suburban Sasquatch

[@iamsongforsomeone994]

The sarcasm is strong with this one... I love it.

[@jeordied]

i love this dudes voice so much, idk why but its just so nice to listen to

[@ametsunami4070]

The only time anyone can say “M’lady” and won’t’ immediately sound like a nice guy/pervert is when forest god’s Deaths are involved.

[@shelbyberry4349]

Or, you know a ren fair.

[@ametsunami4070]

Renaissance fairs are always the exception for everything.

[@bararobberbaron859]

Or you are already dating/married and you know it gives them shivers and you think it's funny to do.

[@patpoanimations]

i mean, no simp september *is* over... Don’t simp, kids.

[@finlynham5841]

Simping is still off the table, you may still be a decent person, as long as you know the line

[@patpoanimations]

Don’t simp, kids.

[@alexgade4512]

"the problem is that you feel you need to be more than friends to feel loved and cared about" *aroace tears of joy*

[@elpred0]

These series are gold.

[@JFlare205]

Hahaha! This was hilarious af, I love this stuff! That laugh at 5:17 was amazing xD

[@georgia8830]

#Endsimps Btw, there's a NTM (next top model show) and all my friends are obsessed with this one guy "omg he's like soo hot" "I'd get disowned just to be with him" *and they said girl simps were rare* (I'm female and straight, just not stupid)

[@VoidOfTheEyes]

Oh as a girl I have simped a couple times And I can say There are just as many girl simps as guy simps

[@209_FM]

Gntm really be like that

[@heathenly_aesthetic7233]

Remember, friends: Only respecting women you're attracted to *IS NOT* respecting women. No matter what your ego says.

[@slimothyjames4577]

Your editing is golden.