r/Tinder | Looking for a Right Hand Man

[@jordanhasch2544]

The bit with Mikayla and "clapping those cheeks" had me laughing so hard I'm now in pain.

[@mickayladavey6565]

Lmao😂

[@thelongestnameinthecomment9677]

@@mickayladavey6565 the fact your name is mickayla is even better

[@jordanhasch2544]

@George Wolter 10:04 is where I was laughing way too hard.

[@chubby_blobfish]

The "Act fast and order your Christopher now!" One got me. 100% just yes.

[@nanalover34-LispieBlazieVA]

I don't know why... But Amish people having tinder is the most wild thing I've seen...

[@11Survivor]

They're Alsatian descendants. Now take it from an Alsatian, shit here gets pretty wild, I mean, we literally have events consecrated to eating that last an entire day. And that's some of the soft stuff.

[@patricksvarietycorner5700]

Surprisingly the Amish use more tech theb you think, they just keep most of it in their barns. Also during Rumspringa the amish teens go complete rave

[@grandpagerald1457]

420 likes, please keep it this way

[@PD-ug5vf]

It’s bc they’re Amish and don’t use internet lol

[@Horror689]

you greek

[@madison3287]

i came across this channel today and i havent been happier. ive been watching all day, and despite my brain having 2+ mental illnesses that affect my day-to-day, this says something. please never stop any of these videos they make my day.

[@babyhater8062]

_Y o u' r e u g l y_ Boy, I'm In

[@AnarchistCadence]

I read You're ugly in the TF2 Engineer's voice

[@sinistrecigogne]

I read You're ugly in the Crazy!Roy Mustang's voice

[@ma2443]

hi ugly im dad

[@sinistrecigogne]

@@ma2443 Stop cuddling your sister

[@ma2443]

@@sinistrecigogne incest is wincest over here in alabama

[@Fairygroveyt]

"Je ne parle en fançais!" .... Dude, you just spoke French tho- Clearly you know the language completely with no mistakes at all.

[@victory7302]

Dark Arts can’t tell if you’re joking or not, but if you are, here’s a like

[@righty5890]

He is not joking because im french and he is right

[@victory7302]

dark Wolfy no I mean if he truly is talking to emkay. I can’t tell if he’s joking but if he’s not, he completely missed the point of what emkay was trying to say

[@plzitzjustmahcheezits909]

dark Wolfy If you’re french you really don’t know french grammar rules then innit? “Je ne parle pas en français” more like, although that’s just what I remember from highschool

[@Velvets4life]

r/wooosh

[@snipersnowman1027]

Damien: Marisa? More like moronisa! Also Damien: *dabs silently in background*

[@siahdg]

SniperSnowman how did you know

[@slightlyevilsloth]

@@siahdg Obviously he is a stalker 🙄🙄🙄

[@deddsos]

Zayyan Jabri or they know the power of cringey white people lmao

[@lunarstar1999]

I would've worded it Moronsa

[@TJay_Games]

"Most People Call Me Anne But You Can Call Me Tonight!" *"Hi Tonight,Im Dad"*

[@Eulers_Identity]

I sincerely applaud you. You deserve an award.

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

_I'd rather chop off my right hand_ Wait... you're not actually talking about hands are you....

[@CreativeNameSMH]

@@vt-gasconade1917 because he is, you can't stop him from being disappointed

[@way2solo]

Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions lol you are also on the top on rslash

[@razormarkz]

Are you sure bout that?

[@way2solo]

Broly The Legendary Super Saiyan yea, but I’m talking about the KZbinr rslash

[@razormarkz]

Ummmm OK den...

[@dieselmanfourtwentysixtyni9529]

*"Did you smash Godzilla?"* I love Damien.

[@Jablan11]

That kurwa caught me off guard I laughed so hard at Damien saying it

[@VictoriousBirdTV]

Oh man same lmao

[@krzyssztofwasik8231]

Same XD

[@TheGoldMikey]

Same, the way he said it killed me XD

[@xrollgamer5212]

Polisz curses for the win. Polacy łączmy się XD

[@squishycheeks4152]

"Kura"

[@Urmoom007]

I think we all really appreciate you, Damien! Thank you for doing this everyday and putting out funny content just by being yourself.

[@noahskennedy]

Guys remember, behind every ‘tinder dog’ is a random person learning your secrets

[@PabloSanchez-zh6si]

facebook, probably

[@lee-ew1cj]

Worth it

[@deddsos]

Bruh when she said DAMINICK I was like 😂😂

[@AihtnycCyN]

I would listen for hours to Damiens voice if he would read some scary stories!😍 Now I also do thou, but not so much.

[@muzixzz]

If he did scary story videos with rain in the background I'd fall asleep to that

[@noobynatter5675]

That may be the best idea.

[@AihtnycCyN]

@@muzixzz Hell yeah! The same!

[@AihtnycCyN]

@@noobynatter5675 I really hope so! And I hope to see that kind of a video someday.

[@alexcross4564]

R/nosleep

[@skippingstep1515]

Should have been. Him: Give me an "A" Her: A Him: Give me an "N" Her: N Him: Give me an "A" Her: A Him: Give me an "L" Her: No Him: Guess I'll take the L.

[@Master_vp101]

Lmao

[@jambaxie]

Contagious laughter is why the robot reddit channels can never win

[@floki5605]

2:08 that was actually a really good answer lol

[@5321mc]

I love you Damien but “Kuhrah” is definitely not how you say Kurwa 😂

[@czuofiegmen617]

Only one word is needed to gather all Polish audience in comment section

[@Crawick]

@@czuofiegmen617 That`s true

[@W4rm0ng3r]

@@czuofiegmen617 I'm not Polish but I know about it...

[@5321mc]

@@czuofiegmen617 You're not wrong

[@Fehru]

He also said "Wrocław" in really wrong way xd Wro-claw.

[@emmahh8085]

Damien: saying 1 line in french me and every other french talking people: OH SNAP !! 🤩

[@rindyreadsreddit4236]

Match: _insults you severely_ But you literally swiped right on them, I am confusion?

[@tntimothyroditi1576]

Me too man, wanna respect our ancestors and together? Confucius was awesome

[@harrimation1703]

Hi confusion I'm dad!

[@musicaddict4214]

500th like!

[@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7]

Cause I swipe right on them 'til both my thumbs are stems

[@tillyvids3736]

7:04 Are we just gonna pretend like her job doesn't say 'tiktoker'?

[@samugames0]

@Thatguys Is very dead Someone, here's the madlad, btw tell r/madlads i said hi

[@rudyranger249]

@Just about Mc Fu*king had it Well I am also gifted of being the 70th like on several comments.

[@dylanguillen7947]

For yall who wanna hear Damiens oOoOoOwEeEe on constant replay the link is 2:29 Youre welcome

[@bug810]

2:29*

[@amirakhan9731]

Dylan Guillen ooooOoOooOwEeEE oh england fans in russia OOOowEEeE oh drinking all the vodka

[@encalica853]

2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29 2:29

[@brandonthebabyboy3512]

Aww thank you! Woof woof.

[@ArturGlass.C]

Thank you kind sir.

[@venusmorningstar9062]

Damien has very entertaining narrations and humor. I love his reactions and personality in these videos.

[@kellyfedortsjenko2128]

I was eating and thought “hey let’s see if emkay has a new vid” now i have a big smile while eating

[@goncalomoura7628]

@luuk 024 yeah normal people eat around 23:00

[@goncalomoura7628]

@luuk 024 i was joking bro xD

[@andrewunderwood7071]

Sorry unrelated but that is one hell of a last name I mean gawdawum.

[@jbowman1018]

If that is really your last name that is just simply amazing. I'd never be able to pronounce it right no matter how many times you tell me but that's fine. It just makes me happy by existing. lol

[@freeziboi3249]

I was going to say something dirty but you're probably a minor, so imma head out.

[@DrSuperLuigiSeth1]

I’d honestly hang out with those guys that make a pickup line outta any topic. It’d be fun to hear their creativity.

[@lajka25]

Bruh baby fortnite

[@ratwoman248]

Lovro 25 he can just say slazo its basically the same

[@comc816]

@@ratwoman248 what did slazo do I don't know tbh

[@bee-yg9yq]

just my name oh bOy uh- do your research bjdhkjdkdw

[@comc816]

@@bee-yg9yq is it bad?

[@vice88]

just my name Yes

[@starkweathers]

“WE ARE OUT GUNNED” “WHAT” “OUT MANNED” “WHAT” “OUT NUMBERED OUT PLANNED” _”BUCKBUCKBUCKBUCK”_ “IM GONNA MAKE THEM ALL OUTSTAND” *”AYO IM GONNA NEED A RIGHT HAND MAN”*

[@magcptsscqrsganimals3025]

YAS

[@disturbanceatthedancevenue1922]

YASS HAMILTON

[@bubonicplague8318]

Hehe Todoroki's a Hamilton fan

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

CHECK IT

[@person12582]

Check it Can I be real a second? For just a millisecond? Let down my guard and tell the people how I feel a second? Now I'm the model of a modern major general The venerated Virginian veteran whose men are all Lining up, to put me up on a pedestal Writin' letters to relatives Embellishin' my elegance and eloquence But the elephant is in the room The truth is in ya face when ya hear the British cannons go Boom

[@born2beheaded]

nobody: hamilton fans: _hiparence hoparence insert hamilton reference_

[@M1RACLEWEAVER]

Is that you in the PFP, because you look like Kumatora. (I'm a nerd)

[@__darkfuneral]

HELLO THERE- THE TOTALLY NOT OBSESSED WITH HERCULES MULLIGAN HAS ARRIVED

[@mitskiluvr8786]

Yo, yo, yo-

[@oscarthemoon]

Laurens , I like you alot! WHAT _TIME IS IT?_

[@ThePanzafahra]

#blessed Oh wait, wrong Hamilton.

[@dustyballofdust9082]

“Looking for a right hand man”... WE ARE OUT GUNNED OUT MANNED OUT NUMBERED OUT PLANNED-

[@__darkfuneral]

EYO IM GONNA NEED A RIGHT HAND MAN

[@patchwork2239]

CAN I BE REAL A SECOND??

[@bluemoon7961]

FOR JUST A MILLISECOND

[@Dcliddellparanormal]

Chloe Smith tell the people how I feel a second?

[@imnotgaybut6408]

WE ARE OUTGUNNED OUTMANNED OUTNUMBERED, OUTPLANNED WE GOTTA MAKE AN ALL-OUT STAND AY YO IN GONNA _NEED_ A RIGHT HAND MAN! I'm sorry

[@leafersweets]

PAY YOUR FUCKING TAXES

[@hatsunemikufortnite]

Wait hamilton is still relevant? Cool.

[@kxttyskullz_]

YES THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT OF

[@panicatthesummercamp1135]

That's exactly what I thought when I saw the thumbnail

[@realmymelody]

That's what I thought when I seen the thumbnail oml

[@3569dylan]

0:27 when he said that my phone was next to my Alexa and it said "Ok"

[@jmiod2819]

9:15 k u r w a yay where my onion land squad at

[@stefanbatory9095]

Team majonez!

[@sebastiankromski247]

i prefer kiełbasa

[@jmiod2819]

C'mon guys we all now that pierogi are the best

[@queenwerty490]

Pryncy-pałki are superior

[@IGNACY-fp8zo]

Bigos i kwass #1

[@FoxFlash55]

🌟STATS🌟 HP: 💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 EXP: 💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 STRENGTH: 💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 INTELLECT: 💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 CHARISMA: 💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 WEAPON OF CHOICE: 👟

[@The_Yosh]

Fox Flash55 Mom, is that you?

[@CabeliotCometier]

🌟 STATS 🌟 HP: 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 EXP: 💚💚💚💚💚 STRENGTH: 💚💚🖤🖤🖤 INTELLECT: 💚💚💚🖤🖤 CHARISMA: ❓❓❓❓❓ SPEED: 💚💚💚💚💚 WEAPON OF CHOICE: 📣

[@johnnyhollins8167]

🌟Stats🌟 HP:💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 EXP:💚💚💚🖤🖤 STRENGTH:💚💚💚🖤🖤 INTELLECT:💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 CHARISMA:❓❓❓❓❓ SPEED💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 Weapon of Choice:🎮

[@matilde_5]

🌟STATS🌟 HP:💚💚💚💚🖤 EXP:💚💚💚🖤🖤 STRENGTH:💚💚🖤🖤🖤 INTELLECT:💚💚💚🖤🖤 CHARISMA:💚🖤🖤🖤🖤 WEAPON OF CHOICE: 🍫

[@matilde_5]

Why did I even do this? Ah well.

[@Niith]

2:00 "If you keep up the seinfeld refenreces, Imma ask Alexander George to officiate the wedding."

[@franciosvanschalkwyk1357]

Dude loving the content. Haven't laughed so hard in so damn long.

[@BeyondOurMinds]

when you said Alexa add cry to my to-do list my Alexa added something else. It added Brad, Brad got added to my to-do list. I had to check off brad from my to-do list. it is now confirmed that I did Brad, whoever he may be.

[@faniefrikkie6868]

watch a pewds vid recently?

[@Ajehy]

This made me giggle. Well done.

[@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7]

You did a man named Brad

[@nickm4406]

Been on autoplay for about an hour with your vids I appreciate you bro

[@Cythereans]

Well- gotta get your right hand man back. -Hamilton

[@xnovax4189]

YES HAMILTON

[@__darkfuneral]

YESSSSSSSSSS

[@NamEhcatsoum]

9:13 Damien: Says "kurwa" wrong Me: *angry polish noises*

[@limonx6778]

"I'm looking for a Right Hand Man" Alexander:Just you waaaait🎶

[@KindestofWinds]

Benjamín gelvez BOOM

[@mrhouse4479]

That pause after moronissa was just gold, subscribed

[@MrTeaDonut]

God i love emkays laugh makes my day

[@buggieflies]

When you said "Alexa add cry to my to-do list" My Alexa, being right next to my computer, hearing this replied, "Okay, adding bread to your to do list"

[@duchi882]

*Looking for a Right Hand Man?* Hire Ricardo

[@opalescentsolace4187]

Hire Hamilton

[@__darkfuneral]

Let's hire Hercules Mulligan

[@MMD88]

Hire sans

[@cabk.4538]

The jazz music really resonated with me more than ever today for some reason so thanks for that

[@Squaliebawse]

Lol Damien makes these videos so much better

[@greatpower6063]

1:12 The country accents make it even funnier xD

[@JohnBoles-z1o]

8:21 And now swagger souls is on tinder

[@mattisixx1699]

You fucking beat me to it God damn it

[@gafeleon9032]

"I sometimes clean the blood of my sword" So uncivilised

[@casey7160]

9:12 it's not "ku-rah" it's pronounced "kurva" and it's a polish swear word smhing my head

[@AAArnold]

I know you did it on purpose, but that just makes it worse.

[@artvid-1915]

Bitch

[@kanyewestgaming4748]

Smhing my head : aka shaking my heading my head

[@aslightlydisappointingsala8708]

And... he would know that how? Just drop it dude

[@aslightlydisappointingsala8708]

@Marcel Huchwajda Well, no, but it's not like the average American would just happen to know a polish curse word.

[@hmanaskaiopaterass9077]

5:55 Broo the way you said . I was laughing for at least a full 15 minutes

[@bradyn4212]

"oh kurwa" no, it's "KURWA"

[@chainsomnia]

pronounced 'koor va' for all you who dont know :)

[@bradyn4212]

@@chainsomnia i knew that

[@smite4032]

JEBANE

[@bradyn4212]

@@smite4032 what

[@smite4032]

@@bradyn4212 KURWA JEBANE one doesnt go without the other

[@JS-jf7gv]

“Send crudes”. 😂😂😂💀🤣🤣🤣

[@-silly]

"more like moronsia..." "got em" i love this part

[@iksskan9147]

Couldn't have said marissamoron

[@HellfirePrince1337]

Dude your videos make my day, keep up the great work. That laugh was magical ^-^

[@AngelRaivan8579-xh4fr]

"They're real and they're spectacular" is a Seinfeld reference.

[@SaadAli-ps3vb]

Send crudes was the best one ever. Had me crying lol

[@yosephb5841]

3:19 "feleeca" 😂😂😂 love this guy

[@bentimmins6420]

Ur delivery is brilliant

[@RodeoKemono]

I’m looking for my right hand man, and I’m also looking for my right hand, man.

[@__darkfuneral]

I can somehow smell some Hamilton in there

[@hyperjoltfilms1245]

Damien your voice makes life complete

[@realmymelody]

There are many Hamilton fans in the comments and honestly it's repairing my soul

[@ziitheeditor1078]

yeye my brother

[@Iyaamaxx]

My hamfam

[@brandonthebabyboy3512]

Same. Woof woof.

[@opalescentsolace4187]

YO YO YO, WHAT TIME IS IT?

[@Iyaamaxx]

@@opalescentsolace4187 SHOWTIME

[@Delzra]

i mean, these are just reddit videos. but the actual voiceover adds so fucking much personality! and i think Damiens laugh may cure cancer, but we need to wait until the tests come back.

[@ShotgunLlama]

Imagine actually getting matches on tinder that message/respond

[@samugames0]

Imagine actually getting matches on Tinder

[@tomfrost419]

2:19 I’M DYING WHEN THE LONG SILENCE HAPPENED I HEARD THE BIG TIME RUSH THEME SONG QUIETLY PLAYING IN MY SISTER’S ROOM😂

[@crusaderonabike8164]

'kur A' * polish anger intensifies *

[@alexandrawalker2469]

I hate how smooth you are. I think il be subscribing now.

[@potentix]

“Can’t speak French, but i can handle your Oui Oui.” *I am confusion*

[@Yuzuki1337]

"Wee wee" aka. penis

[@jebise6656]

watching damien trying to figure out how to pronounce fakultet dramskih umetnosti u beogradu is probably the funniest thing i've seen in a whilr

[@ilyaaaaaaaaaaaas]

Damian, you did it again you son of a bruh, you made me laugh.

[@zyrux4097]

it was the scedule saying whack it for me lol i wanna die.

[@numberoneweezerfan3000]

my brain: don't say it me: me: get your right hand mack, you need to get your right hand man back yougottaputsomethoughtintotheletterbuttgesoonerthebettertogetyourrighthandback

[@imnotgaybut6408]

If you join us right now together we can turn the, tiiiiiiide

[@hestia7542]

If we manage to get this right

[@jacepurvis1017]

The world will never be the same

[@imnotgaybut6408]

Ohhh~ Ship is in the Harper now, see if you can spot 'im

[@xnovax4189]

@@jacepurvis1017 alexanderrrrrrrrrrr

[@Seth-lt7st]

3:10 you had me sold on the RPG stats

[@octodoc553]

Hey this is a really new video! Just wanted to say I love your videos! Hope you see this!

[@Galimeer5]

That "You guys are getting matches" one gave me Vietnam flashbacks

[@azekilldiablo9315]

"Did you smash godzilla?" 12:38

[@mikey12bjm]

2:13 I was playing a game while listening to this and this part made me physically stop and mess up

[@orangepickles2996]

0:32 Mary: Is Amish Also Mary: Is on Tinder *Wait, that’s illegal*

[@Ajehy]

It says she’s on Rumspringa, a rite of passage in some Amish sects that comes right before official adulthood. The prohibitions are lifted; they can drink, smoke, have sex & use technology. At the end the person decides whether to be baptised into the Amish church or leave the community forever.

[@churrogod97]

It’s 2:00 am and the post triggered my Alexa when it was at to am

[@chickenlegs5265]

When it says right hand man the only thing I think of is Hamilton

[@applepen7727]

“Looking for someone to be my right hand man” HAMILTRASH... ASSEMBLE!!

[@ashellofitsformerself5805]

AYE AYE !

[@zaizai9258]

Why wont you answer the Q U E S T I O N Daminik???😂

[@dezzrusteis]

3:56 yooo you hit that spot on 😂

[@xnovax4189]

When I saw in the title "Right Hand Man" I immediately thought of hamilton. :D I love Hamilton. I'm obsessed. ;-; SON, WE ARE OUTGUNNED OUTMANNED YOU NEED ALL THE HELP YOU CAN GET I HAVE SOME FRIENDS, LAURENS, MULLIGAN, MARQUIS DE LAFAYETTE, OK WHOELSE?!

[@opalescentsolace4187]

OUT NUMBERED OUT PLANNED

[@opalescentsolace4187]

I'm addicted to Hamilton, I can't go more than 2 days without listening to the soundtrack

[@eee-xd5bo]

Okay but I could highkey fall asleep to Damiens voice like that shit is luring.

[@haydenw.ramberg9833]

9:38 Welp another one to add to R/Woooooosh

[@sharksareamazing9199]

This is why I don't like the new EMKAY guy. He's like a child who just learned about the internet and how to curse.

[@TrashDeviant]

"More like Moron...issa..." long awkward pause, making me feel genuinely awkward. "Got 'em" I actually laughed out loud. Holy shit.

[@snowball8146]

I hope I'm not the only one who thought of Hamilton when I read the title...

[@xnovax4189]

YOUR NOT

[@cami2289]

Oh trust me- You’re not.

[@kneelessnightcat9164]

So this is what it feels like to match wits with someone at your level, what the hell is the catch?

[@cami2289]

Nightleaf Of RiverClan It’s the feeling of freedom!

[@georgenoodles1387]

@@cami2289 Seeing the light! Its like ben franklin with a key and a kite... you see it right?

[@juliusnovachrono7254]

And there is a tinder ad .Best timing ever lol

[@karlapoof7115]

🏵MOM STATS🏵 HP:💚💚💚💚💚 EXP:💚💚💚💚💚 STRENGTH: 💚💚💚💚💚 INTELLECT: 💚💚💚💚💚 CHARISMA:💚💚💚💚💚 WEAPON OF CHOICE:👟

[@aviatorraj7820]

Charisma??

[@samugames0]

@@aviatorraj7820 she/he's from Alabama

[@Educatedunhousedperson]

The right hand man one WAS GREAT!

[@lithiumvids9448]

3:00 "I can't speak French" ...... in French

[@coltonjensen5197]

"the Titanic's a bad icebreaker" So true

[@penicroom]

I like how words like “f*ck” and “sh*t” are censored, but “ku*wa* isn’t XD

[@samugames0]

how is a name inappropriate

[@penicroom]

Samu Games oh shit, that was harsh

[@samugames0]

@@penicroom no, seriously i don't get what that is, lol

[@penicroom]

Samu Games I mean ku*wa is a swearword in Polish and it’s one of translations of the word slut

[@samugames0]

@@penicroom oh i didn't know, then i guess they didn't know either and so it's not censored, i guess it proves they aren't Polish then lol

[@astronomydemon6312]

His voice turns more and more into the tf2 scout the more excited he gets

[@Vox-tale2322]

*looking for a right hand man* - George Washington (Hamilton 2015)

[@xnovax4189]

YES

[@__darkfuneral]

OML YADDSSSSSSSS

[@hecc5123]

1:58 ngl that laugh gave me LIFE

[@ZeNyfh]

that moment when he censors out the swear words but swears in polish at 9:12 "kurwa"

[@halieanderson488]

'Marisa more like moronisa' Was so bad I actually laughed