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[@christalcavanaugh]

“If she stabs you, don’t go to the hospital. Pull her closer, because she’s insecure.”

[@user-xd3mo6he7m]

*Rip*

[@misfitsBP18]

if she stabs me im pulling her in closer to fuck her up

[@BlueMiaou]

i want to stab people, and i'm a girl, does that make me a nice girl?

[@xryeau_1760]

@@BlueMiaou I'm more slashy myself

[@unlucky_2nd897]

@@misfitsBP18 Well you can't beat the shit out of her without getting closer

[@sweetweebygoodness8693]

As a weeb, seeing someone admit to and actually talk like a yandere genuinely scared me more than any main villain

[@michelledolbeck4230]

I wanna meet them and take a selfie

[@randomlego6070]

Yanderes are actually really scary so I am not surprised

[@photofreak56]

That is a warranted fear

[@malo4480]

Facts bruh

[@masrikbarat7799]

Ah, a man of culture I see

[@catalinalira6003]

Nice Girl: "Men only like women's body!" Another Nice Girl: "How tall are you?"

[@zombieguy4444]

Nice Guy: As tall as you want me to be +2 inches

[@phillyp6969]

Thx for exposing the worst ppl on the planet under criminals

[@sniperfoxy6819]

Guy: "I'm 5'8" Girl: "Ewww You're not enough tall sweetie (meanwhile she's 5'1)

[@eliyaskiya]

ikr

[@knightoftheislandcounter3330]

@@sniperfoxy6819 and 320 pounds

[@igmoreno3579]

"can cute boys stop being: gay" no, we're cute for other cute boys!

[@Hi-yg8gg]

i agree

[@PinkGoldAbby]

*LITERALLY PREACH IT PLEASE-*

[@florida_____senpaisenpai9546]

Yes bro thank you someone gets it

[@Imersity]

Who tf said you were cute

[@florida_____senpaisenpai9546]

@@Imersity damn bro who hurt your feelings

[@echowhosthis]

““Leave me alone” = DONT leave her alone” *sexual assault is a big no no kiddos*

[@SenkaBandit]

wuh oh

[@ok-iw3db]

Uh, oh, stinky

[@eastia7518]

Oh my God one of my exes actually posted something like that on her story. I was kinda obsessed with her, but I'm glad she broke up with me. I dodged a bullet there ahaha

[@mr.youtube4723]

Yes papa

[@bq880]

question... *HOW THE HELL DO YOU RESPOND TO “K” dafuq*

[@izzynator146]

“Don’t text me”=BLOW HER PHONE UP” “Leave me alone”=DONT leave her alone” *Smells like harassment*

[@sanjogk.maharjan1802]

*Smells like 911 after harassment*

[@allisonstone2584]

yes but turning phone into bomb is fun

[@ksubswithnovideoschallenge-]

no you in that case you should probably actually text her

[@allisonstone2584]

10k subs with no videos challenge - boring

[@motiveofenio818]

"Stop strangling me, I cant breathe" *_suffocate her_*

[@rpshd7275]

Nice girls: "I'm qwerky" Pro gamers: "I'm qwerty"

[@nu_kercat1]

hi querty, im nuker

[@user-yc8jr8qh9l]

Hi People, Im stupid

[@BLACKMAMBA-og1lf]

@@user-yc8jr8qh9l hi stupid, I'm dumb

[@user-yc8jr8qh9l]

@@BLACKMAMBA-og1lf Nice

[@chicken9335]

Germany: QWERTZ

[@interhistoria5632]

Guy: "You stabbed me!" Nicegirl: "You know I play around." It is at this moment, you either call the police or block her and call the police.

[@LUR1FAX]

Or introduce her to your friends Smith and Wesson. That's justified at that point.

[@mariaangelsgost1729]

Block the police

[@thelocalnecromancer1224]

ruined 69 likes

[@interhistoria5632]

@@thelocalnecromancer1224 You Monster.

[@thelocalnecromancer1224]

@@interhistoria5632 Thank you.

[@vivienneesmeray8891]

"If she files a restraining order on you, ignore it, it's just a piece of paper."

[@generalconcannon202]

Oof

[@TitaniumSteelGreatest]

"If she calls the police, grab the guns and shoot. You can't let anybody in your way." Yea right

[@louisefallon545]

Why is this wat is this

[@iplaygames8402]

I think I love you

[@juan-hb2cs]

SMELLS LIKE JAIL BOYS

[@pinkponk7733]

"If she pushes you away, pull her closer" mmmmmm that's kinda rapey

[@elizabeth1703]

NOT KINDA

[@thewildmonarch]

Oof ouch

[@fartinfpooping8801]

Not really

[@thewildmonarch]

@@MGMAFiend WEH

[@gabijota11]

9-1-1 *ring ring*

[@ultimatefandom3127]

The Yandere one genuinely scared me because of how on-point it was and I'm not even a weeb.

[@nu_kercat1]

that seemed more like an obsessed stalker but ok, and seemed a bit too much like that one character from anime

[@alexele9121]

I am a weeb and It scared me a lot because I didn’t realize they were real

[@anthonyraymond8955]

Same

[@jamesperry4521]

I had an experience sort of like this she would stalk me and would interrupt conversations i had with any girl she would hide behind walls and take pictures of me and it would keep on happening till i moved

[@beanbrain6162]

@@nu_kercat1 I feel like 'Yandere' is just kind of the japanese, manga-related term for 'obsessed stalker' like same thing, different words?? Slightly different contexts? idk not rlly sure but yeah lotta overlap

[@licorice_except_im_a_simp8691]

“If cute boys stop being- gay” This girl definitely thinks sexuality is a choice, maybe

[@nickixiusdangelolunala7779]

I hate when those girls say that. Like stfu!

[@licorice_except_im_a_simp8691]

@YANEZA Luis Venancio no it isn’t?? You can’t control how you feel can you?

[@jupiterrose5140]

@YANEZA Luis Venancio lol ok then. good for you, im still gay

[@sarahtheidiot8961]

@YANEZA Luis Venancio Well if you can control how you feel, lucky you. Not everyone is like that though. Feelings are natural and even though they can drive you to make a decision, the feeling itself is never something a person can control on their own. Letting people know your sexuality is a choice, but feeling the way you do is not. Think of it like this, imagine most everyone likes chocolate ice cream, but you prefer vanilla ice cream (the chocolate ice cream represents straight feelings and vanilla represents gay feelings). You have different feelings than the others and fear you may get bullied or made fun of for liking what you like, but if you let people know which ice cream you really like there may be someone who shares the same feelings. So it is your choice to let your feelings show to people, but it is not your choice to feel the way you do. (Sorry, I know ice cream is probably not the best way to show an example but it's all I've got)

[@utatanepikoV5]

@@sarahtheidiot8961 that's an amazing explanation!

[@strawbuwu384]

"if she pushes you away, pull her closer" *if she is dying and tells you to call 911, don't.*

[@bubbykins4864]

If, within this scenario, one of her texts says, "DON'T TEXT ME", destroy her phone, and therefore the room around you, with a bomb.

[@alucozadebottle4423]

If she says you mean the world to her *take it over*

[@spindless]

If she files a restraining order, ignore it. It's just paper

[@ChickenLiver911]

Wait, you were supposed to do that? Whenever I see I dying nice girl I just finish them off.

[@Taystee]

John Fitzgerald Kennedy ✨

[@Haishi-is-a-mess]

Girl dictionary: I miss you= I want to commit arson Wanna hang out= I’m gonna frame you for arson Lol= my father was arrested for arson when I was nine years old. No one ever suspected me. My father found out I hadn’t been doing my homework, so he had to be eliminated. Of course, sending him to prison was easier than I thought. Too easy even. Sometimes I fear what I am capable of, but I don’t regret it. In this essay I will

[@prettybigpengus]

thank you for coming to my TEDx talk

[@wor4656]

Lol

[@RoseLily0603]

r/suspiciouslyspecific

[@kingslayer3089]

@@RoseLily0603 r/comedyheaven

[@remybryan4673]

You good?

[@NocturnalPyro]

16:31 that’s a huge Understatement, a Yandere’s way of being obsessive, is to the point of insanity, they are the kind of person who’d stalk their love interest, and possibly harm any potential lovers of their love interest, or possibly their love interest if he/she shows an interest in anyone else than the yandere.

[@theactionman007]

"Siri, what's a yandere?" Siri: WTF? "Urban Dictionary, what's a yandare?" "OH YIKES!" Oh yikes indeed.

[@MuddyPuppy26]

This was my first time hearing about a yandere, and when Damien read it, I shuddered in fear

[@chadpowell1832]

we need to appreciate this guys nice girl accent lol, its on point

[@froggies560]

Lol ikr

[@cardmaster8716]

idk why but ur pfp looked like a penguin

[@chadpowell1832]

@@cardmaster8716 Lol I never realized that 😂

[@kronazmusic5497]

damien is a god at voices

[@aarongoeltl7090]

Its chefs kiss quality

[@linck9810]

“If she shoots you in the head, hug her, she really needs it.”

[@jilljillysillybilly]

Mirai Nikki in a nutshell

[@JesusChristWithPipeBomb]

Sheesh ive never dated a girl but i hope i never come across one that points a gun in my head and says "lets......go......eat....."

[@cloudyxindomie5064]

@@jilljillysillybilly 😂

[@rudylopez2979]

@@JesusChristWithPipeBomb BAHUAHAUAHUAUAHAUHAUAHA

[@kwooi3610]

"If she assaults you, apologise for doing literally nothing and give her dozens of sweet compliments, she needs it."

[@autumn557]

“You’re not allowed to go to any carnivals without me” Dude... who hurt you?

[@Yoshimon_but_YT]

who pissed in their cereal?

[@versatile4445]

"because a disease will get me off this planet, away from the nicegirls" -Damien 2019

[@noodlegod2797]

“She keyed my Lamborfeeties!! My frickin’ Chevrolegs!!” AHAHAHAHA

[@squeet6831]

That was so well done! I was highly impressed by that word play. That was Eminem style word play.

[@ranellpunis1753]

Underrated comment 🤣👌🏾

[@AsaraBuck]

That one got me lol

[@setsers1]

😆

[@adamjc7558]

1k

[@kattyzz]

I’m not like other girls. Im a five feet cockroach.

[@sugarheartxo7378]

Na,I only date 6 sorry XD

[@kattyzz]

.dammit

[@kattyzz]

xD

[@pillowman771]

@@sugarheartxo7378 *Me with two legs* "Damn..."

[@happiestking7135]

Fuck that shit I’m out

[@carrotsparrow4175]

I actually met a girl that made me feel wanted, but I found out that she flirts because she is bored, she even said I love you and all that stuff

[@blondebimbowannabe]

Hope you're doing better now pal

[@MuddyPuppy26]

Sorry dude, hope your doing better than that bird in your profile pic

[@popeofsimps2924]

Christ fuck that person hope you doing good, maybe met someone who genuinely cares for you at that

[@Avighna]

Same haha. How can people do that?

[@monroerobbins7551]

This whole subreddit just reminds me of something a friend and I experienced. He and I are both asexual, and since it was Pride Month, we were wearing our Ace Pride shirts (one had a dragon with the Ace Pride colours, the other said “I have an Ace up my sleeve. It’s me, I’m Ace and in these sleeves”). A random woman, kinda looked early 30’s, she just walked up and began talking to my friend. Now, my friend is built like a brick building; he’s ripped, 6’2 ish, styles his hair flawlessly, he’s a cool dude, and looks cool too. He’s been hit on before, and he just eyed me like “damn, I’m not up for this.” The woman was just all over him, asking if he had a girlfriend, asking if he was busy that day, and he was so annoyed, but he’s REALLY polite, so he didn’t really know how to blow her off. She just wouldn’t stop, and began asking about… well, if he was hung. And it was that point where I stepped in (cause I’m an angry sack of shit who doesn’t like it when people do this shit), and said “hey, he’s not interested. Leave him be.” She began getting shitty with me, calling me a little girl (I’m a boy), and saying “we’re having a private chat.” He got mad, and said “we’re in public, and I’m asexual. I’m not interested.” And pointed at his shirt, to emphasize his point. And this woman, this fucking woman, said “You just haven’t been with a good woman, give me five minutes and I’ll prove you wrong.” And then she tried to grab at his crotch?? He grabbed her wrist and pushed her away from him. She was furious, yelled “if you were just a [bundle of sticks], all you had to do was say so!” And just stormed out. No one in the Starbucks clapped, and he was fuming. A couple walked up and asked if he was ok, he said he was, and they got him a cookie. That couple was really sweet, I hope they’re ok. And my friend is in a romantic relationship now with a really cool person, but that doesn’t stop people from trying to hit on him, but now he has a partner who’s ready to slug folks who try to get fresh. 13:10 fuck you in particular, random stranger, stay in jail

[@invadertrollfalls1407]

I'm so sorry that happened to your friend. That woman was completely out of line and I'm glad she was told off. As a fellow asexual, it can get pretty irritating when people can't seem to respect you or take no for an answer. I hope both you and your buddy are doing great now, and I'm glad he managed to find a good relationship in the end. 🖤🩶🤍💜

[@suborgtfo.4433]

r/niceguys : wait that's illegal...

[@jakethesnake8088]

I was the 100th person to like this comment

[@ToxicSama]

@@jakethesnake8088 Congratulations, *Nobody cares*

[@aerq8874]

Toxic Sama look at pistol whipeed’s profile pic, thats him now

[@olive6942]

those two people are made for each other

[@DOOMS711]

Sub

[@jennymesas4699]

"Dating a Latina be like" why do they always make us look crazy? Are all the Latina memes written by Lele Pons?

[@EnjoyCocaColaLight]

Because it's a funny stereotype.

[@useroffline9999]

Jenny Mesas probably Or Kat Von D

[@isa-4423]

Fr

[@ellen314]

@Herald of dissonance "woman here are crazy" you can't say that, did you dated all the girls of latin america to say that we all are crazy?

[@imokwithroji3311]

We’re normal ppl lol we’re not another species...

[@buggxtz]

if someone calls you ugly just block them no need to give them a “savage” comeback you found off the internet

[@gmdronn.archives5726]

Women: Men don’t like nice women! Me having a kind, loving and beautiful girlfriend: Welcome to the 🧢 store!

[@findmyphone4020]

@@jayeshbisht8999 This is in fact, something that would be identified as a bruh moment

[@theairisamagician830]

Hat storeL

[@oioioioioi994]

@@jayeshbisht8999 That's cap.

[@kazuma7232]

Nice one my dude!

[@tartali63]

no one: literally every single girl in r/NiceGirls: im not like other girls ✨ im loyal 🤩 im unique 😳 im quirky 🥰 you dont deserve me 😡 and im saying this humbly 😌

[@che-chos-beja3652]

The "Humble" shit is like: I'm not racist but...

[@greyslaurenciana9249]

@@che-chos-beja3652 ikr? Like "not to be sexist but every male human existing has 200 girlfriends and only attracted to big boobs, and I'm better than every girl because I'm nice 😊 and will kill you for your life insurance 😜 and I mean that in the most humblest way 😊😘👏" like jesus christ calm down lmao

[@moonbreaker1584]

Yo I got that right

[@alucozadebottle4423]

*slaps nice girl* thats a lie

[@kwooi3610]

@@alucozadebottle4423 might as well include a danganronpa quote.... NO THAT'S WRONG!

[@user-hi5kt5ir9e]

I legit didn’t know the “nice girl” epidemic was this bad. I’m sorry guys

[@Dakarai_Knight]

Almost glad I'm gay.... Then I remember nice guys exist too.

[@Aybeece]

We’re all trapped. No escape no escape no escape no escape.

[@sauceprovider2405]

gg m’lady . fedora tip

[@sammy_winchesterxxspookyna8748]

Jedijazz4 nice people are toxic

[@sintraficusgeneralof5thbat922]

Well they got one thing right I'm to lazy to start looking and I don't want to bother looking if I did then I'm not sure what would happen I'm lazy until you pull up a game then all hell breaks loose

[@IcyAmbarino]

As a woman myself, I scroll through this subreddit just for the satisfaction of the fact that I’m nothing like these... embarrassing specimens of the human race. Please do not think all woman are the same, it’s not the gender. It’s the person.

[@gdaraven7110]

"They're just fun" - Damien is my spirit animal

[@hello2secondsago958]

they ask "why are you single? you art beautiful, smart, and caring." and I reply... "I have commitment issues, as a child my dad left me and--"

[@sefsprite]

Teddy Bear Why are you reporting this comment? I’m in this comment and I don’t like it.

[@JesusJavier-MyAccount]

Sorry, I am underage and I am not interested in such stuck up women like yourself.

[@shadybeashooketh1911]

@@JesusJavier-MyAccount r/wooooosh

[@mr.intruder1536]

Why do am I still single I'm smart,kind,gentle and respectful And I just realized that I'm 5,9 And btw this is a joke

[@JesusJavier-MyAccount]

*@ShadyBeAShooketh* How is that r/wooooosh? I was replying to what he was going to reply when someone asks him that. I was playing with the joke, so I can r/wooosh you back.

[@izumimidoriya679]

Attention all Nice Girls: You do not live in some k-drama or anime. Chill.

[@andygray5366]

Then again, everyone in a tv show or movie or book or video game say they aren't in a tv show/movie/book/video game. So uh, have fun sleeping tonight i guess

[@k1tz3n50]

Andy gray I-

[@andygray5366]

@@k1tz3n50 betcha weren't expecting that plot twist

[@k1tz3n50]

Andy gray sure wasn’t-

[@okboomerbutitsacat8050]

I haven't seen anime anime that has these kinda girls. Atleast not ones where they don't get the shit punched out of their faces.

[@coltondongoski2640]

That last one literally had me backing away from my computer.

[@darthball2723]

Hmmm yea

[@mymanslippy]

There is no perfect person , when people say they were lucky what they really mean was there was a very small chance they’d meet there soulmate , people are perfect for each other , but not perfect

[@MESETTMA]

i hope everyone reading finds their soulmate wish u luck except if ur not cool then no soulmate for u

[@mymanslippy]

@@MESETTMA who asked

[@MESETTMA]

@@mymanslippy rude

[@OfficiallyToasted]

“I am an actual Yandere” oh no *OH NO*

[@swededontknow]

Sweet god, i thought we had gotten rid of those cursed beings. Prepare, soldiers. Prepare for the upcoming war.

[@thermalhen4349]

And yet people still like Toga from My Hero Academia

[@randomperson3601]

Who moved my sawed-off?! Where are my ‘nades?! I NEED MY CUP-A-SOUP!!!

[@oskarasbartkus4775]

YOU CAN HAVE HIM/HER JUST LEAVE ME THE DUCK ALONE

[@scotlandtaylor7041]

Oh jesus

[@kimberlythefairy]

why don't niceguys and nicegirls just * clap hands * would there be like r/nicekids if they reproduce?

[@kimberlythefairy]

@@bonbon5717 damn im sorry you're right

[@allyisspicy]

Kimberly Santos they won’t reproduce they are just full of hate

[@randomperson3601]

The hatred built up inside both people would give birth to a being only comparable to a singularity comprised only of narcissism. This being would also be considered the god of Nice People, or the devil incarnate to the average person. So, in a sense, it would mean we could all become slayers of the damned. Sign me up!

[@kiyosakuu]

impossible because they dislike the other gender

[@randomperson3601]

index who says they have to create “offspring” by normal means? We’re talking about a feeling being concentrated by two “parents” and that concentration giving “birth” to what is told in my aforementioned comment

[@avalineriley6809]

I remember a couple of years back my big sister said to me "no matter what you are in life, never be a nice girl" and it confused me at the time, I wondered what could possibly be wrong with being a nice girl.... Now I get it. I'm so sorry people have to put up with that insanity. On that note though, why don't these "nice girls" and "nice guys" get together, they seem perfect for each other. It would also be much safer for everyone else.

[@31zn3kc4m]

not to generalize but if she says "stay classy" ever , it's a red flag

[@DisguisedMunkee]

Nice girl: why do men only want looks instead of personality? Also nice girl: I'm cuter than your gf, leave her for me.

[@ivannav9175]

Lmao the guy I'm talking to deadass got a message from his former high school friend telling him to leave me because shes "prettier" than me. He ssed it, sent it to me, blocked her , and then we made fun of her on ft. I think imma marry this man 🤩

[@user-we4kf5xm5u]

TWO NICE GIRLS

[@kwando472]

@@ivannav9175 Nah leave him for me I'm prettier.

[@ivannav9175]

@@kwando472 lmao 💀

[@rbexcess]

I got it to 666

[@crisperstorm]

"I'd leave my boyfriend for you" really instills confidence that your own relationship would last

[@ahstiasummers5583]

Also speaks volumes of how insecure, narcissistic, and manipulative they are that they feel the need to cheat on their partner

[@OrionoftheStar]

I'll never understand why people think it's a good idea to try to strike up a relationship when that person started dating you by cheating on their husband/boyfriend/wife/girlfriend/etc.. They already proved that they're willing to fuck over the people who love them so they can get some extra cock or coochie on the side. What the hell makes you think you'll be different? The _only_ scenario I can see that actually working out in is if their partner was abusive or something like that and they were trying to reach out for actual affection.

[@i_pwned_ya_mum]

"I'm over qualified." *Leonardo dicaprio holding wine glass Also, "There is always something about me that you will find in no other girl." Me: what? This level of stupidity

[@_.ana._.]

2:57 - THE ACCENT I DIED

[@Tasoq]

"I'm not a narcissist, I'm just prettier than everyone" Do you know what a narcissist is?

[@MyouKyuubi]

Logic and reason is not something narcissists are good at, lol.

[@xryeau_1760]

An insult, any other definition gets ignored because they don't want to hear anything over the sound of their own ego.

[@skribbskeibb989]

she must be stupid to

[@randompromises1038]

@@MyouKyuubi i used to live with a narcissist and yes. this is 100% accurate.

[@sintraficusgeneralof5thbat922]

Narcissist a person that cares only about themselves

[@dj_echo]

I'm not like other girls. I sneeze with the force of a jet engine and scare the crap out of my dad.

[@lydiango864]

Random Stuff with DJ THE WAY I WHEEZED-

[@Gabi-vt4ex]

I'm not like other girls. When I'm using a tissue, I sound like a mix between a mad elephant and a broken trumpet. LOL XD That just felt so cringey, did I do that right?

[@justinroux1687]

@@Gabi-vt4ex i hate that comment but it was funny

[@Gabi-vt4ex]

@@justinroux1687 Thanks, I appreciate it.😅😂

[@justinroux1687]

@@Gabi-vt4ex np

[@aldopro23rex]

Man I'd pay to watch a relationship between a nice girl and a nice guy unfold. That would be a hilarious shipwreck of a situation

[@BlackMage969]

I'd watch this show.

[@mohammeded-dahbi7603]

"What's a yandere?" Ma man Damien you're about to get surprised

[@mistaisnotamused3285]

They are like keyboards, they say they're QWERTY but they all do the same thing.

[@Kyle-zn2yc]

Underrated Comment

[@alphathealpha]

Dammit Mista that's fucking underrated

[@mistaisnotamused3285]

@@Kyle-zn2yc I too, am extremely humble

[@mistaisnotamused3285]

@@kats.8215 oh my giorno

[@theworstchannelever6196]

This is one of the best comments ive seen recently

[@ee8546]

The 1 who disliked was just too quirky to be like all the oThEr gIrlS

[@meatedbread3672]

Want free Minecraft mods

[@spooky3409]

Well then, explain the 8 dislikes?

[@zexsin2117]

No it was Bryce

[@onjo6746]

@@meatedbread3672 sure

[@ee8546]

@@spooky3409 oh no I made the comment too early ;-;

[@Rd-uy1pz]

A yandere is someone who falls in love with someone so hard, if anyone is in love with their crush, is dead in the next 42 hours and that is not an expression

[@kik0le]

She keyed my Lamborfeeties, my Chevrolegs, my Mitshoebishis, my Walkswagens, my Land Rovers...

[@ajbtllr1530]

Guy: *kindly tells them they are not ready for relationships* Girl: *proceeds to throw a fit, threaten to ruin their family and their life* Bruh

[@anniebot_45-73]

most women handle rejection extremely poorly, it's almost as if they never had to strike up the confidence (and risk looking like an idiot) in high school to ask someone out. guys have it so hard :/

[@internalscreaming7566]

AnnieBot_45-73 Well, I mean There are nice guys... **shudder** But I agree, a lot of these girls assume that they will automatically inherit the world, and when rejection ensues because of that attitude, the don’t know what to do

[@internalscreaming7566]

Himalayan Duck Exactly, which just makes them even more frightening XD

[@starbluelight12yearsago39]

@Himalayan Duck they come off as any normal girl , maybe kinda quirky , then when they get upset you've pretty much opened hells gates. These fuckers are the most pathetic selfish close minded garbage animals that manipulate men into giving them all they want and leave them for a taller one. I know I sound like a nice guy , but this actually happens very frequently and some of these can legit ruin your life.

[@cdcpss]

AnnieBot_45-73 to be fair some guys rlly cant handle it either for example like i’ve seen a couple of girls not give their snap to some guy and sometimes they reply with “ugly anyway" everyone is different it’s just people who can’t handle rejection maybe it jus depends wat females you’ve met with

[@moonhxney5244]

"The guy your thinking about is currently texting 4 different girls" I didnt know Voldermort had a phone

[@BeefeusSteak]

I did not know my dog had a phone

[@highadmiraljt5853]

I didn’t know i had a phone

[@carb7089]

I didn't know you had a phone

[@moonhxney5244]

@@carb7089 why wouldn't I?

[@carb7089]

@@moonhxney5244 I don't know lol

[@thatbluegamet]

Nice girl: I am an actual ‘yandere’ Me: well I’ve just been sick in my mouth

[@krakatauer1464]

1:41 some girls realy are the "once in a lifetime" type. Once you meet her, you start reevaluating your mating choices and start looking for different women than her

[@LittleDevilSings]

These exchanges are kinda scary, almost like we're looking at the conversations of future serial killers

[@zeke8985]

I know

[@Jenna2k]

Ya it scares me I'm the same gender lol.

[@OrionoftheStar]

Can you report a reddit post to the police?

[@neo4016]

Being gay doesnt sound bad now

[@toiletwater5461]

@@zeke8985 I keep on meeting you

[@Dana-rp3wl]

confidence: i’m beautiful and don’t need anyone else to tell me so narcissism: i’m prettier than everybody large difference nice girls

[@Rivenlore99]

As someone who struggles with this in general, thank you for making the disticntion

[@dumgod.]

I feel that any confidence is narcissism

[@marcy1949]

jericho Ng theres a fine line between confidence and arrogance

[@dumgod.]

Oh ok

[@dumgod.]

Thank

[@roseblaze5395]

Lmao the “ ... They’re just fun” got me 😂

[@bumblebeeproductions1673]

The ‘Dating a Latina’s like’ one made me feel a bit attacked-

[@somerandomdude3744]

“I’m so qwerky!” [Deep, Masculine, demonic laughter]

[@jennysky47]

Bruh💀

[@tuwubah]

Im so confused but i love it

[@louisefallon545]

I see this as a absolute win

[@internalscreaming7566]

My laugh is so hilarious I love my laugh because of how stupid it is lol Y’all would laugh too if you knew me irl

[@dapperzz]

"Demonic Laughter" *666 likes*

[@AbbysArtCorner]

No one: Nice girls: *Splish Splash, your opinion, is trash.*

[@shadybeashooketh1911]

•Abby is NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS•

[@AbbysArtCorner]

@Xeta huh?

[@landonw2835]

XD

[@edmondchicana5489]

I Love your Nice Girl Voice bro , it's really on point

[@Crusader11119]

17:30 just run if you meet this person

[@Phantasmagora]

"I'M NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS!!!" Cried 100 identical women.

[@bunnyf4792]

You mean 1.000.000.000.000

[@Phantasmagora]

@@bunnyf4792 fair enough 😂

[@internalscreaming7566]

Robin :3 Except multiplied by 17 so...

[@jamesclarencerayel5799]

Robin :3 you did trillion that’s more than x100 girls that actually exist

[@yo-rh8lk]

@@jamesclarencerayel5799 goes to show even future gens of girls r the same

[@sophsophsophsoph_6888]

Nice girls defeat the meaning of being nice. They're giving me a stroke and that's not nice.

[@jtorres2643]

butth arrnnev noce girhf suppsh t be negb

[@rew1677]

Hey want to know something. I met a actual "nice girl". I went out with her for 1 day. That 1 day i got by her 5 time over the head. I broke up with her and then she still hit me after i broke up with her. I grabed her arm when she tried to slap me. Took her a week for her to go away.

[@ahhh8147]

rewester17 r/thathappened

[@ahhh8147]

JT ghahebehjabshwowagvshsshw

[@Turner94-]

R/ihdaastronke

[@andyfox0672]

i need to meet the editor. he typed one message in the middle of the video and gave me the most chill vibes ive felt in a long time. Thanks, you made my day.

[@YourBestieTalexa]

At the yandere section "Yeah, number one, why?" Killed me 😭😂😭😂

[@jasminemhoon4959]

EmKay: what’s a yandere The Weebs: oh god.

[@psychedoll.]

Jasmine Mhoon big facts right here

[@Alex-qp7mj]

yandere simulator players also had this reaction

[@s0nn1]

@@Alex-qp7mj please don't get even close to that game anymore

[@Bob-hh8rp]

@@coffinze you misspelled donut

[@ThePinkRubber]

And disgustingly, some weebs love yendere Stupid, but true

[@Actualbowlofsoup]

Nice girl : "you will never find another girl like me" Person with braincells : *exactly*

[@kaiamthe1667]

*thats the point*

[@pogamer69]

@@kaiamthe1667 *you passed the test*

[@SouthernersSax]

3:10 That title is spot-on. A girl definitely thinks this way, whereas a _woman_ says what she means and means what she says.

[@aceanimations283]

Bet most girls don’t understand each other either

[@draguladriver]

"wHaT dO bOyS eVeN fInD aTtRaCtIvE?" *love.*

[@DakotaofRaptors]

I see that "Boyfriends" comic pop up on my ads constantly. Why?

[@draguladriver]

@@DakotaofRaptors idk bro i get it a lot too, webtoon does a lot of advertising for it

[@DakotaofRaptors]

@@draguladriver It gets a tad irritating

[@draguladriver]

@@DakotaofRaptors i'm not their marketing manager dude

[@DakotaofRaptors]

@@draguladriver Just venting

[@jm5820]

"I just feel so unhappy reading these posts" ~ Damien Everyone felt that

[@Rin-rk6py]

When he actually pronounced "yandere" correct first try Weebs:😱

[@oil1252]

😱

[@yangtaolin3981]

I see this as an achievement for normies. Animes slowly taking over

[@chloe-gq3jl]

😱

[@deve643]

*clapping*

[@pretendihaveacoolname1597]

Me-😡

[@MistyFOX32]

God this was painful. Thank you for the content EmKay always love it!

[@mahuba2553]

8:37 *20 SECOUNDS?!* LITERALY 20 SECOUNDS AND SHE IS ALREADY THINKS SHE IS BEING IGNORED this is the best content ive seen in a while

[@gaygay2264]

Nice girls: I'm not like other girls, I have... snake arms. 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

[@ipadair7345]

nice reference

[@alliexcx5576]

‍ ‍ 👩‍🦳 🐍⌛️🐍 🥂

[@cloudy-ue9ko]

@ava richardson because...it’s the same thing

[@chadpowell1832]

I’m not like other girls , I’m a dude

[@Tangerine2600]

Asdf movie

[@nyther]

I think "agressive" and "violent" is too sweet for what Yandere means

[@sharkie9975]

What about *MURDERER*

[@helloyesiammillie]

-Murderer -Torturer -Blackmailer -Rapist? -Traitor Probably missed a few.

[@whotookmypuddingcup4131]

@@helloyesiammillie yea. Ya missed one. - a crazy bitch

[@somedude1967]

@@helloyesiammillie kidnapper Psychopath in general Life-ruiner Literally jesus at keeping weapons Knows EVERYONE Literally jesus at makeshift weapons

[@gottemboi6224]

That last one was low key hella creepy

[@klarisa1002]

every time they end the conversation with "bye" i let out a sigh of relief

[@hammerofjustice1183]

I can just imagine the chaos from a nice girl encountering an asexual person. It would be beautiful.

[@marccurion1924]

You summoned?

[@Yesihr84]

I heard asexual, i was summoned

[@user-id1vw5lo5p]

This will be interesting

[@marccurion1924]

@@bsyo2665 why not both

[@Yesihr84]

BSYO asexual does exist, search it up

[@Kirill-rc5ng]

Nice girls be like: guys needs to ask for consent and it needs to be respected Other guys: girls need to do that too Nice girls: wait that's illegal

[@zealouslyCantankerous]

Lmao yes

[@ibavider]

Nice girl: *Stabs guy because she thought he was cheating* Guy: *Tazes her in self defense* Nice girl: Wait, that's illegal!

[@uncle7081]

Me: Sees the ‘Blow her phone up’ My C4: LeTs A gO yAhOo!

[@muhammad_soa]

If i had a girl bullying me her jaw would be dislocated for all the punches i'd give

[@luxuccino6486]

"can cute boys stop being: gay" *oh no*

[@catholicjohn3862]

luxuccino Actually, please stay gay. I need all the chances I can get

[@sebastiangomez3330]

@@catholicjohn3862 fax I need my shot

[@daisyx0558]

My ex friend manipulated a guys sexuality and says she is "QuIrkY" mate you ain't quirky you are just manipulative and toxic af

[@illegalpancakes9289]

Yeah I'm gay

[@impossiblehanley2212]

@@catholicjohn3862 *_Catholic_* John ???

[@raynethescribe2772]

Reddit user: I'm an actual yandere Me: *screams for 10 years*

[@IsTheOrderASapling]

Oh my god I can feel my lunch trying to get back out listening to these posts

[@vanillabrownie2914]

This is why I'm gay, stay humble kings.

[@thecrazy7thgrader559]

*before knowing the word: Yandere* Damien: What is that word?? *after knowing the word: Yandere* Damien: Y I K E S ! !

[@Creepypastaarcade]

Hello :)

[@Hunt5258]

@@Creepypastaarcade *everyday we stray further from god*

[@skellydragon1712]

Damien: What is a yandere? Me: * remembers all the time in yandere simulator * Oh buddy boy you’re in for a treat

[@no-bc4jl]

an aggressive simp

[@skiddytie961]

Oh shit is it out I forgot that even existed I only played the beta

[@marieporter9488]

@Rhys Dittrich No, yanderes literally kill (both the person they are obsessed with, along with anyone who shows interest in the object of their affection/anyone who the object of their affection shows interest in) Tsunderes don't kill, unless they are also yanderes

[@Shaemmeh]

Nah and at this point it will basically never, the developer isn’t the sharpest tool.

[@mr.quackers3545]

@@Shaemmeh sh.

[@texandrifter5853]

"Why do boys not care as much as i do?!" Me enjoys talking to her yet waiting for her to say something that isn't narcissistic.

[@simly5189]

“One swift kick to your keels and you’re down for the count, ma’am” Lmao, I mean -

[@Ishouldgo2sleep]

I used to believe that crap "if a girl says leave me alone the guy is supposed to reply to her no matter what till she says it's ok I was mad" But I quickly realized after my first relashionship that this was the kind of bs we see at the TV that makes us go awwww when the guy tries to get the girl back this isn't irl In reality if you say to someone who loves you leave me alone without meaning it you just shit on them and they will 90% of the time answer well ok bye and the smart-ass you are will be thinking "see he doesn't care at all" when in reality you've just hurt someone COMMUNICATION is the secret

[@randomperson3601]

So what you’re saying is that the infinite knowledge and experience of Nice Girls has been derived from celebrity TV shows, soap operas and dating shows? God that’s a tunnel I need to cave in.

[@Daidek]

I don’t get why you wouldn’t just leave her be. She’s literally asking you to do it

[@maelstrom2313]

@@Daidek In my high school this girl told a guy off for asking her to flash him. She did a few days later. Everyone knows at least a dozen stories like this, it's why guys persist.

[@christinewennerberg804]

I don't know about that. I think it honestly varies person to person on how you should behave. I know people who genuinely should be left alone when they ask, and I know people who need others near them even when they ask to be left alone.

[@kenzij]

For the most part I'd say you're right, however there are some people who are just so insecure and/or broken from past experiences that they don't realize that they're pushing people away. I mean obviously they realize that they're telling someone to leave them alone, but they don't realize that they're only doing that as a test.

[@Goldenboy-pe2ci]

"I'll be nice and sweet if you buy me things" Who are you, every EA executive?

[@smolamericanbean9120]

IDOSPPRORJSOWODKRJJDPSORHRHTHKSOSJD YESSSSSSSSS

[@spacesprts]

Dead body reported

[@OmarlsTheGoat]

@@spacesprts Red: who killed her???? Goldenboy 1919: i did

[@kwooi3610]

dude you fucking killed her

[@erenjeager4987]

Comment: [LOCKED] Pay £5.99 to unlock message.

[@avap.7551]

“he knows he missed out, idk what his problem was tho bc i’m funny and my love can be bought🥰🥰”

[@cryosthesia77k69]

12:41 i have broken every one of these rules within 10 seconds of seeing them, i feel powerful

[@llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331]

"How to lose a man, just be a good women. They hate that" Nice girl's definition of a good women : *Desperately tries to play with guy's emotions*

[@Romdara21]

im gonna comit a crime if i keep watching these videos man fr

[@selahfig4167]

9:31 a box of hair is actually pretty exciting

[@davidv3612]

Nobody: Not a single soul: Nice Girls: “we live in a society”😟

[@samiam9202]

What, where the people who call themselves nice, quirky and sweet are actually demonic murderers who want your soul? Yep. Also, nicegirl brain tastes really fekkin bitter, don't try it, it doesn't have enough intelligence to be nutritional to an illithid such as myself. Saying for a friend.

[@davidv3612]

Foxglove Nixot no, you seem to speak from experience on how a human brain tastes like mister

[@undercoversmonk5712]

@@samiam9202 yeah, yoi do sound like youre speaking from experience...what are you hiding?

[@samiam9202]

@@undercoversmonk5712 the only thing I am hiding is my identity.

[@samiam9202]

@@davidv3612 Illithids cannot survive without consuming intelligence.