r/Tinder | I'M NOT A CATFISH

[@emelycava]

"That's a weird way to write Emely" I know, I've been told.

[@nurraheemahmohamadalmutang6288]

It is indeed weird 😂

[@loganricherson]

Have you personally met anyone else with it spelled like that?

[@emelycava]

@@loganricherson actually yea, I'm a teacher and I have a student who's name is written like mine

[@loganricherson]

@@emelycava cool. Pay close attention to my last name and you'll see why I've never heard of someone else with mine aside from my known family

[@emelycava]

@@loganricherson 😂😂😂

[@emelycastillo377]

“That’s a weird way to spell emely” *wipes tear off screen” I-

[@b07-gabrielchristophers.85]

bruh

[@bastionboi6552]

Oh Sh-

[@Travinater]

This is how you spell it: *Emelelelely*

[@idkperson8731]

@@bastionboi6552 your profile pic explains your home comment

[@joshgeorge1148]

This is my besties deadname Emillie

[@-4subscriberswithahammerad521]

Fisherman- oh hey I caught a catfish Catfish- I’m a trout

[@skylarnguyen1096]

-4 Subscribers with a hammer addiction Haha

[@sunscreencactus1575]

i like it haha

[@vihreaihme1508]

Im subscribed to you :o

[@vbgvbg1133]

haha

[@t.s.5094]

haha

[@TheAngrygroudon]

Man: babies aren't dishwasher safe. Woman: nope. Man: nope what? Me: Wait what?!?!?

[@wafflestealer2474]

He literally stole that from Daniel Tosh's standup show

[@idkperson8731]

Hold up

[@thedennywenny]

@@wafflestealer2474 I was trying to find someone who would actually notice that

[@norrix5122]

i wish I knew that earlier 🙄

[@arxsaur]

Norrix hol up

[@heyymanniceshot]

1:17 this word basically means 'insane' in greek, poor girl

[@kaurbal3987]

It’s a Hindi name meaning growing branch

[@dishsoapdaddy2256]

sounds about right

[@clip3844]

That is true but it would be wrotten with only one l, still hilarious

[@fishinginthedeep940]

No it means idiot lol

[@syriaramenchinese9593]

Pallavi is actually related to songs. Whenever we compose a song ( in India) we always require the Pallavi and charanam ( basically the lyrics) . Lol languages are weird.

[@Hahanohahano]

Is the garlic bread guy still single? Asking for a friend....

[@AFarmerCalledChicken]

I'll fight you for him.

[@Hahanohahano]

@@AFarmerCalledChicken .......how many chickens do you have on your farm?

[@semmyuel]

@@Hahanohahano ehh I guess he has 10?

[@weightedblankett9656]

That friend is LaurenZSide

[@water4204]

@@weightedblankett9656 the queen

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

"I'm not a catfish" Wait a minute, that sounds like something that someone might say if they were a catfish

[@joey1245x]

I am a catfish

[@SarahAbramova]

Unless they were a trout. Or these guys: 🐟🐠🐡🦈🦐

[@or_rx]

Just some guy That is not sleeping Thennnn you’re not.

[@PrttySavior]

He got the devil in the comment section but guess who gonna bless it.....maybe me I hope.

[@DS-os1sy]

Just some guy That is not sleeping that sounds like what someone who isn’t a catfish would say

[@あなたはこれが何を意味するのかを]

Whenever I see the word Catfish for these things, I always think of a catfish sitting behind a computer typing and then saying "Fuck, they found out."

[@water4204]

*Press X to unread*

[@Nokomomo22]

I appreciate you.

[@俺今何色なんだ]

dont use google translate for Japanese please

[@saskiadenboer3239]

Y tho

[@Nokomomo22]

@@saskiadenboer3239 it's not accurate. Its never accurate. My old Japanese teacher never let us use it and if she thought you did she'd scold you.

[@thatonelad9225]

He laughs more at his own jokes than the ones he’s reading

[@mrderpyender876]

Thats not a bad thing

[@phoephoe111]

That’s why we love him ❤️

[@olezka_dostoevsky]

Phoe Phoe I like Jack more.

[@Aydrenn]

I laugh at his jokes more too.

[@jenniferkamstra3051]

I love it.

[@amydanny1001]

"Ok bye" *"TOOBALOO"* Haha I died XD

[@domino52o26]

Same. Fuckin killed me.

[@reptiliandiplomat5458]

LMAO SAME-O. 11:13

[@trombonetribute6433]

I came back just for it

[@etlanime]

What does it mean?

[@riocastanon710]

*Attempts Thanos voice but ends up sounding like Thor* 2:24

[@water4204]

How do we know it wasn't Thor in another universe?

[@water4204]

How do we know he didn't do it on purpose?

[@vburrowes8751]

what he told me to aim for the head

[@SWRDFSH3850]

Rio Castanon He sounds exactly like him

[@musicals_rock]

You should've gone for the head

[@justsomeguywith1fourthofam311]

“ that’s a weird way to spell emely “ People named emely in comments : “ Avengers , Assemble. “

[@ariz1516]

everywhere. he's everywhere

[@keymanser2726]

Hello brotha Not anymore

[@bidoof367]

why isnt your pfp the guy with actually one fourth of a mustache im disappointed

[@Herweins]

11:29 That "Oh damn" was perfectly voiced I'm shocked.

[@Herweins]

@Kit Cat Thanks ?

[@blakecarnahan9912]

Bet

[@peachygrlll]

the way it sounded made me uncomfortable

[@hazii5465]

i actually searched the comments to see if anyone commented about this lol

[@eternityflame4009]

'That's a weird way to spell Emely' My name is spelled Emileigh.. :|

[@anirakirella6286]

Oh so you are white white hm?

[@darnit1944]

Realleigh? Can you pleighse stop acting silleigh?

[@awacslongcaster7394]

R/WOOOSH

[@BHChain]

The mighty Tirpitz what

[@rua7300]

@@BHChain *facepalm*

[@deitynox7716]

2:22 Why do you sound exactly like Thor Wrong Marvel character

[@Laesis]

Yeah, that joke was already made. Mods, get this (joke-stealing) guy out of here!

[@deitynox7716]

Xander D. I didn’t know!’

[@Laesis]

@@deitynox7716 Doesn't matter, it happens. I was kiddin', mah boy.

[@deitynox7716]

Xander D. I was being light-hearted as well, lmao sorry for the misunderstanding

[@Laesis]

@@deitynox7716 It happens, chats ain't too clear, I guess we all know that, especially on KZbin...

[@unluckyladybugg]

whenever someone says, “bread makes you fat” i start laughing cause i think of that scott pilgrim scene😂

[@austinblackrules1]

Me too

[@unluckye3497]

I like this guy, he gets distracted in his own thoughts and it’s funny

[@polish_filipino]

Girl: _I'm not a catfish. I'm a human_ :/

[@senior.1047]

weeb

[@whitebeano6139]

Polish Filipino weeb

[@kyono.6006]

weeb

[@drainthesqueakedjkdod9876]

weeb

[@arkaeussystem437]

weeb

[@TheNitroG1]

"if a girl doesn't meet me halfway on the first date she won't meet me half way in a relationship." -someone who had better have dropped the mic after.

[@EmpaT]

2:29 makes a reference to Thanos, but does it in Thor’s accent 😤

[@djxshb7331]

KZbin names can't be taken

[@koolhehe]

@@djxshb7331 dear god

[@HussamxCraft]

i swear that emkay's laugh is the most cutest and wholesome thing i have ever heard in my entire life

[@champmason2537]

Well, calling him EmKay is confusing since there were two hosts.

[@Alsike]

ChampMason 2 not anymore

[@BlazeRKGK]

OOPS

[@Shinji_Dai]

Pop Tart girl is using the best Tarts to cover herself I see: cherry.

[@YourGrannysThong]

I beg to differ. Cherry isn’t on the same pedestal as s’mores. S’mores tarts are blissful. Cherry tarts are on a can of smashed assholes level...

[@genma200sj]

@@YourGrannysThong I came here to vigorously refute this, but you beat me to it.

[@TerrorENVtuber]

I'm quite late to say this but, it takes "popping her cherry" to a new level

[@hexxx3d462]

nice pfp

[@TerrorENVtuber]

@@hexxx3d462 thx

[@erianasvow9744]

just appreciating Damian's effort and talent (streak nr. 1)

[@invadore_8612]

No This Is Patrick Someone has picked up my torch, I’m sobbing with gratitude and pride

[@s13zenki]

Wait is this dude called Damian? Cause that's sick if yes cause I'm called that too

[@damianwilding]

Thanks

[@thatguyinthegroup2728]

When she doesn't reply "African or European" My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[@tomasjavorsky5323]

This makes me sad.

[@everythinghurts6982]

Gay or europian

[@tired3011]

@@everythinghurts6982 it’s hard to guarantee

[@everythinghurts6982]

​@@tired3011 is he gay or european?

[@le_petit_lutin]

@@everythinghurts6982 well hey don't look at me

[@teemo7714]

2:22 i wasnt fully paying attention and thought it was chris hemsworth speaking there for a second

[@Mr0901]

The way u said "it's a doggo!" Is exactly how I react Everytime I see one

[@user-lc6pg2ul5n]

remember to feed your slazo, he must be hungry.

[@dx.feelgood5825]

That pfp gives me flashbacks from 7th grade, oof

[@kingsockrat8543]

And to make sure he is cleaned properly

[@JustaDork097]

I messed up oops sorry slazo isn't a rapist

[@roadroller8851]

@@JustaDork097 No, give him Rotten Flesh to make his death _slow_

[@P1ranha__]

Then some raw chicken for that poison effect

[@yellowlightsyndrome9959]

5:15 I’ve never heard Damien laugh so hard in my life

[@sop104]

That's zach right?

[@kittenmarkie]

How many people run this channel?

[@everythinghurts6982]

Evil laughter

[@AlexRVX8]

Interviewer: What can you offer to this enterprise? Woman: Yeah, I have previous experience with being a facialist. Interviewer: Oh, ok that's great. You're in. *Two weeks later* Me: BangBros uploaded a new video, yes!

[@josephsherman5288]

Promotion granted.

[@thethreemusketeers6045]

"I'm one of 10 children. All identical twins" Does that mean 5 of u count as one person and the other 5 as the other or....

[@c0tards.delusi0n]

...1:08... ...that little Scott Pilgrim scene in there just made my day

[@andrewbastoe1854]

The moment they started talking about bread I just knew it was coming lol

[@Shuffles_Art]

2:22 Does anyone else think that Damien referencing thanos makes him sound a lot like thor 😂

[@worldlinezero4783]

"What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?" King Arthur begins to click the coconuts.

[@elizabethbreger8291]

"African or European?"

[@LordCookieGaming]

@@elizabethbreger8291 argh, two weeks too late

[@itiswednesdaymydoods5985]

_10 twins_ ~Emkay, 2019

[@connorball2829]

"so what turns you on?" EmKay: mhmnmnhmngmnnmn i mhmn i dont know hat tirns me on i-i-i-im a hermit

[@Cubs75]

I sit alone with my fish

[@goldnpiggyboi]

Bro wtf

[@Berilia]

@@goldnpiggyboi That's actually what he said, inclulding "I sit alone with my fish"

[@pascalstrijker3985]

Gotta love the timeless Monty Python jokes never gets old.

[@davidpoche5544]

wolfmendroiteka Absolutely!

[@Walkthroughthegarden]

The laugh at 0:03 had me already going 😂 that’s how you know it’ll be a good one

[@MrJdcirbo]

If Katie answered "European or African?" I believe he would have been justified proposing to her right there.

[@tinderman1973]

"Stop! She who would swipe right, must answer me these questions three" The moment I saw that I started laughing 😂😂

[@rosey9806]

this dude's laugh is contagious af, it makes me so happy.

[@emptyhead2777]

"That's a weird way to spell Emely" Me: Name Spelt -Taisija, Pronounced - Taya Thanks mom =_= Top 10 ways how to get your daughter bullied, number 1, name her Taya spelt Taisija ;-;

[@TheHawkRules]

I saw a girl named Le4che. Literally. Not on Tinder, in a yearbook quote.

[@thethinker7243]

Insane.

[@deletedaccount6071]

How does that even work-

[@MoltenLqva]

Oof

[@gaspshichat]

There's a girl out there named Abcde. Absidee

[@garfi9244]

''how fast is the airspeed Velocity of an unladen swallow?'' my response ''is it holding a coconut''

[@f.i.r.e.5119]

Also, is it a European swallow or an African swallow?

[@the_hanburger]

2:00 He should've sent a "Ight, I'mma head out" meme

[@liz-ji2nx]

2:22 i actually thought chris hemsworth himself read that message for you

[@nariopolus]

0:00 imagine all those dudes t-posing in a circle around you

[@Ragnarök_1127]

Emkay:*posts a video* Me: Oh some juicy crap is gonna go down! LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!

[@kota9328]

Pallavi girls bio is awesome if you have ever read a series of unfortunate events

[@somenbrahmachari9694]

Like the holder series?

[@orethapaye6165]

I remember now thank you

[@lethos8811]

i read i dont recall anything about that. wasted time i guess

[@kota9328]

@@lethos8811 in the book or show it says if someone tells u it's a sunny day or nice day out there vfd

[@creamsodaismediocre4329]

Why is everyone saying this isn't Slazo, this is CLEARLY Slazo

[@Sherudons]

That half way one... A nugget of wisdom wrapped in a rejection. Well done.

[@AJComerate]

I’ve never understood why people swipe right on people they aren’t attracted to.

[@jamesdill6970]

Standards are for winners.

[@Ajehy]

Boredom? Drunkenness? The desire to crush dreams? People are shit.

[@scarletpanther2513]

Toobaloo. Oh my heart, my heart hurts when i'm laughing this hard.

[@HerMoisture]

One I saw: "Whats your height" "(Insert height here), whats your weight?" "Why does my weight matter" "Why did my height matter?"

[@jonathanandersen3806]

2:19 how is that a "mess up" that was smooth as hell.

[@Axolotl-wr6dz]

9:24 Girl:I grew up in St. Louis Missouri. Me: HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE! WELCOME TO THE ST. LOUIS CLUB!

[@the_pasta_yt8609]

9:53 I sat there listening to what on earth he was saying for like five minutes and died laughing when I finaly deciphered what he said

[@eeiity8600]

2:24 wait why did that low key sound like Thor? Like I replayed it 4 times to make sure I heard what I heard lmao

[@dandyman2015]

i had a nerd moment when you put the scott pilgrim vs the world clip, i was thinking the exact scene lmao!

[@styrasod5907]

I didn’t ask.

[@neonmxx5671]

I already see the same comments so I know I'm not going insane but 2:23 sounds hella lot like Thor

[@xaviertheman150]

or i guess ¨Hela¨like thor? hmmm

[@Jockec]

Good pun

[@xxcuriouscandyxxp1676]

Emkay- gets thumbnail from video Morgz- gets thumbnail from something totally different

[@WolfyFancyLads]

"I'm one of ten twins, all identical." "I swear, I didn't mean to sleep with your other 9 brothers! YOU ARE LOOK ALIKE!" ".....You racist." XD

[@WolfyFancyLads]

@Kevin Nguyen If this was a comment on how racism against whites is ignored cos people think they deserve it, then brace yourself for people taking it serious. If you actually are serious, then best of luck with that attitude. I couldn't tell your tone, so I'm more inclined to give you benefit of the doubt and just give you a heads up about potential headaches from others you might face. ^^

[@grimreaper-cx7ks]

Emely sounds like the format they make me use when making an English paper: MLA

[@austinmurre]

Ima a simple man. I see my name, i click

[@tangoto1209]

7:32 I laughed so hard my phone was covered in bodily liquids

[@brrival4036]

While whatching this suddenly showed up a tinder ad talking about the rules, right after the ad ended appeared someone breaking the rules

[@magenta3712]

4:25 Battery is at 2%.... *Run*

[@theif2181]

My battery is at 2 percent

[@youtuber1660]

@@theif2181 F

[@mitsukiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii]

SSSaoudi mine is at 12%

[@randomperson-vv5oq]

My battery is at 91%

[@bipultamang7061]

9%

[@sneeznoodle]

We as a species have got to the point where dating is literally based on the opening pun alone.

[@NameName2.0]

"Notices Sophie is a Facialist before EmKay" Awh he is gonna have a small chuckle at that one..

[@tattyteddy4928]

7:42 OMG. I SWEAR, THAT WAS THE GREATEST THING I'VE SEEN ALL YEAR. 💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AtotehZ]

7:36 "As long as you're not too much of a tart when we meet up I'll let your past slide."

[@bigboiyoshi3611]

Love that holy Grail reference 7:12

[@ezberbozanmapper7154]

00:00 Me and the boys still playing games in day 20 of quarantine

[@tsuki5625]

;-; You tried a Thanos voice and did a Thor voice Your Thor voice was pretty good though

[@Tann1ng]

5:04, PLOT TWIST: hes actually a time traveler and was warning here about his past self

[@senaahasan5182]

"I know there are 26 letters in the alphabet but I forgot the two after M." *_That.Was.Genius_*

[@brandonthibault3994]

I got a new match on tinder while watching this wtf this is too meta for me

[@dredogxx]

I appreciated seeing Burnie in this video haha

[@LocalCatNamedPounce]

Soo is Slaz still in the basement I guess?, haven’t been on here for awhile

[@9B3-e7t]

I love the landmines disguised as prayer mats joke. It is super funny.

[@chileanguyfleegman]

that monthy python pun killed me. hahaha edit: 11:07 effing savage

[@snoopyyyy]

Make sure not to give Slazo any Instagram foods with eggs in them, he likes hand soap tho

[@MLG_Kitten]

Imagine dating a guy and he has 9 other brothers who are his twins from a multiple birth and you're hanging out at his house and he's in the livingroom with you and then 9 other hims just walk into the livingroom and start hanging out.

[@lucascheeseman53]

Im the 667th like I single handedly vanquished satan

[@wetsocks347]

He'll rise again. Not here, but somewhere. We'll make sure.

[@adrii7186]

I killed a man... With this thumb!!

[@oof_9501]

He’s gonna rise again

[@t.lanfield1936]

YOU BASTARD!!!

[@king_archfiend5311]

You may have vanquised satan, but i am far more powerful

[@Thefellowfreak]

0:27 why you gotta come at my name like that 😭 😭 😭

[@ampassapera]

At 7:10, I would’ve responded with “Blue........ NO YELLOW!”

[@pleaseignorethisismyoldaccount]

Babies aren't dishwasher safe, I know this by experience. Also, youre getting rid of perfectly good food by putting it into the dishwasher, why would you water your lunch?

[@kalamir3439]

You have a weirdly good Chris Hemsworth impression

[@Chrono-bo4zc]

\[-]/ (*) / \

[@Alsike]

You are genuinely so much more entertaining than slazo was

[@Ithaca-vv5dy]

The Professional Idiots nothing against Slazo, but yeah, I much prefer dameion

[@monroerobbins7551]

I’m just waiting for a dude who catfishes on Tinder using photos of an actual catfish.

[@marsvalesliv836]

Monroe Robbins lmao 😂

[@joniroxanne96]

7:10 *Katie gets flung into abyss* 😂

[@Stre55ed1]

1:55 look at spongebob's left hand he's sticking up the middle finger

[@alisaojala]

yeet

[@quantumblurrr]

Alisa Ojala Go back to not commenting

[@joshmarkham2670]

Spinch

[@IwanJames]

@IQ Main you have used a full 100% of the brain to formulate that life-changingly incredible comment

[@melodicnecromancer]

Alisa Ojala :0

[@synthesthea]

what’s a slazo

[@nicolasnewcomb8514]

Ur Thanos' voice low-key sounds like Thor

[@hntrdoesstufz]

9:16 This is genius I don’t know if anybody is talking about this but this is absolutely awesome

[@weinr8580]

While i was watching this i got an amber alert and I had a heart attack lol

[@jp4431]

0:57 I really resonate with this

[@vladislavofbraunschweigres2941]

4:50 No joke my mind thought it said Fasicst instead of Facialist

[@flare3069]

Is anyone elses world spinning while you read this?

[@lannie771]

Okay but the guy that painted over the GoT spoilers at 6:00 is the hero we all needed

[@TheRaven_03]

I appreciate when Scott Pilgrim is randomly referenced. Makes me happy to know the fandom isn't dead.

[@jasper2366]

that Scott Pilgrim reference 😂😂😂