r/Tinder | who?

[@loriw2661]

As a woman who is 6’ tall, my reply to the “Do you play basketball” question is, “No. Do you play miniature golf?”

[@Angel3x111]

im short and this physically hurt me so good job its pretty effective

[@NekoChanSenpai]

...I love mini golf.

[@enraikow6109]

@@NekoChanSenpai we all do bud, we all do...

[@zenny7479]

Mini golf is at least fun 😔 I just wanna hit the ball into the windmill

[@Mikauo_Xblade]

you guys made me wanna play mini golf again

[@prodbytarantino]

Even as a woman, I can realize it’s understandable to not wanna go all in on a first date with someone you don’t even know yet. Some people are just insane.

[@genapotehin]

What means "even"?

[@KWifler]

Sadly, if you have a dissenting opinion, the group decides that you aren't a "real" wo/man anymore. It's so bizarre how they try to gatekeep based on stereotypes and then tell you not to generalize.

[@RealPanzer999]

@@KWifler You might wanna change wo/man to (wo)man or so as the / actually implies that you're either a wo or a man. Just a quick english-tip.

[@KWifler]

@@RealPanzer999 everyone knows wo is short for womans 🤪😂

[@RealPanzer999]

@@KWifler clearly not if ya ain't American...

[@whokilledknox]

Tinder isn’t even a dating app anymore, it’s just a hang out for dumb people 💀

[@DaPurpleBaconYT]

bet you got tinder on your phone rn

[@whokilledknox]

@@DaPurpleBaconYT bro im a minor- 💀🥹

[@Th3D0cT0r_11]

frr

[@comradewindowsill4253]

@@DaPurpleBaconYT lmao i just stood up and got blinded in both eyes by the strength of that projection

[@RealPanzer999]

Isn't that everywhere?

[@kewoshk]

Never used Tinder but it looks like an IRL text adventure

[@zealand_08]

Never used it either but my sister does and its like a card game where no one knows proper grammar.

[@Earthstar_Review]

Sometimes I'm tempted to use it for the entertainment, then I remembered that people use this for actual relationships.

[@bilginoyuncu1588]

OBJECTİON!

[@kirby-from-kirby]

>get ye flask "you cannot get ye flask"

[@mars42cc]

@@zealand_08 grammer naz1s?

[@GutsInBerserk]

3:09 For the last goddamn time, only ONE FUCKING RULE IN CHIVALRY was about respecting women. The rest was all about proper battle and dueling etiquette. Most of the rules followed along the lines of “don’t stab the guy without legs crawling on the ground” and “don’t use a catapult just to kill one singular person”

[@comradewindowsill4253]

well? would you use a catapult to kill a single person, instead of the mob it was intended for? hmmm? are you chivalrous enough for the lady fair?

[@GutsInBerserk]

@@comradewindowsill4253 Hell no! I used the castle’s largest ballista on just a single horseman, I am definitely far from chivalrous enough

[@kiiturii]

I never knew this, but was always confused about why is "chivalry" used to refer to respect for women lmao, never really made sense to me

[@jakebrooks7481]

THANK YOU! Finally someone points it out

[@piolewus]

So that means I am not chivalrous? (It may’ve been a single guy, but we had too much stones for the trebuchet and needed to do SOMETHING)

[@ItsYaBoiV]

I hit people with the "Hello there!" all the time, just wishing somebody would be the Grievous to my Kenobi

[@bstrd5573]

May the God bless your search

[@askwhateverlol]

Same 😔

[@Azyne]

General Kenobi Now be my friend I want Star Wars friends I have none other then my dad

[@obikenobi9775]

@@Azyne I’ll be your Star Wars friend I love Star Wars

[@agentpuggles5704]

@Obi Kenobi Ah yes, the Negotiator.

[@Just_a_commenter]

Yeah, definitely fine with abstaining from dating apps... I'll take good and friendly platonic relationships over dating any day. What I'll never abstain from, however, is an EmKay video highlighting the fact I've dodged a bullet by not using tinder!

[@PanzertruppenLeopard_1]

same bro

[@lokiweb2165]

Tinder bad

[@Just-Creation]

It's a good thing I can learn from these mistakes and still make them anyway because I'll just forget EVERYTHING and rewatch it, the moment I do they'll all come back and I WILL think about it in the shower for half an hour.

[@gordzilla8443]

If you’re on a dating app, and you use the “General Kenobi” line when they say “Hello there” and they don’t get the joke, they’re not the one

[@Discount_Jesus]

If they don’t get the reference they inadvertently started they should Venmo you $25 for wasting your time

[@swagubirk]

they arent the chosen one

[@notstarfiSh]

sounds like discord mod behavior

[@Azyne]

As a "Hello There" "General Kenobi" fan I can confirm if you don't reply with the correct answer you aren't worth my time

[@obikenobi9775]

Hello there everyone!

[@PhantomnicParalysus]

I now severely want Tinder just so I can laugh with people lmao

[@malegender27]

For the MBTI one, all the types are compatible with eachother because I've found MBTI is more how the brain works rather than personality (Like how someone who's an ENFP can be both energetic (the stereotype) and more calm and laid back) + I've never liked combatibility because anyone can date anyone as long as they put the effort in

[@wolfx8751]

I like MBTI for getting a general sense, but yeah, it really isn't as strict and personality defining as some people think

[@comradewindowsill4253]

it is to STEM what astrology is to the humanities.

[@ninetailedfox579121]

@@wolfx8751 Maybe a general sense of what people think about themselves, not how they actually are. That's the problem with those self-questioning type things.

[@hmnhntr]

​@@comradewindowsill4253At least MBTI uses your input to categorize you. I'd say that puts it lightyears ahead of "what time were you born" for having some insight into someone's personality

[@TheColorHopeIsBlue]

When I used dating apps, I was very clear in my profiles that I was (and still am!) a prequels fan. I got a few guys who didn’t really get any of my references like that one dude in the video and I was like, eh, fine, maybe we could watch the movies on dates or something. But I was still disappointed. Cue my now-boo sending me a personalized version of the Darth Plagueis monologue based on his job as a musician/church organist. When I read it, I immediately thought, “This guy’s speaking my language! I gotta talk to him more!” It took us a while to get where we are now, but we’re about to celebrate our first anniversary, and we’re still huge Star Wars nerds :)

[@lmitb]

Not knowing who kenobi is and asking who he is to a star wars fan, is like asking any human being who Beyonce is

[@DoctorDike]

Who is beyonce?

[@thechandraraj6415]

@@DoctorDike I think she's a type of bee

[@wafelkoek]

@@DoctorDike probably a Star Wars character

[@Tamay.]

But who actually is kenobi? I seriously dont know

[@DoctorDike]

@@thechandraraj6415 yeah i think so too

[@AmartharDrakestone]

7:45 - "I feel like there are better places to go for a sperm donor than Tinder." - True, but in those places you can't sue for child support.

[@avi4463]

💀

[@abananax1311]

NAH, JIT DID EM DIRTY

[@Warbandit100]

damn, that "I want a confident boyfriend actually" made me go "OOOOH!" out loud, and i'm at work.

[@thenameshezzy36]

As a Trinidadian, that part with the Trinidad Scorpion pepper was both wholesome and bloody hilarious.

[@RaptorNX01]

OMFG I had no idea such a pepper existed and I thought she meant an actual scorpion. LMAO

[@bruhsidorov]

my fav subreddit of dumb people. Nice to see there is A LOT of people that actually dumber than me lol

[@minttulatte]

This subreddit never stops amusing me. I don't use it myself and if I did, I would probably be there seriously for few days and then turn my profile into a meme page ngl. 🤭

[@TheDungeonofBadDecisions]

At 17:04: I'm the sort of person who has strong opinions on many silly things and enjoys debating them. I find it entertaining to hyperbolize my dislike of silly things and argue over them with other people. It also gives you a good sense of another person's critical thinking skills without covering touchy or truly polarizing subjects.

[@chilfghfh1949]

I love doing that, you can also see how serious someone takes themselves if they play along or not.

[@jadziajan]

Yeah, I'm similar. I get where Robin's coming from because some people overdo it, or take it too seriously... But it's just like any joke that goes too far and eventually gets obnoxious. On its own, it can be fun to put some passion into a silly question.

[@ninetailedfox579121]

Debating silly things is simply an act of frivolity and will bring you no closer to the ultimate goal of life, that being reproduction.

[@chilfghfh1949]

@@ninetailedfox579121 If this is you debating a silly thing as a joke, kudos to your lmfao.

[@jasperjazzie]

robin says people need to stop being outraged over everything when he goes on 5 minute rants like 3 times every video he's in lmao i like robin but like cmon,,you can't deny he's got a really short fuse (i can't blame him though, same)

[@xseros7954]

1:03 Those photos are what you call a mugshot.

[@Kiwi19865]

The 6th one looks like luke davidson

[@waitwhat238]

Don't underestimate Tinder for a second. A girl will have the absolute worst bio, literally every red flag in existence, showing off absolute r/trashy behavior, but will get more matches than any guy who also uses the app.

[@melody3741]

The implication that it has anything to do with anything except looks and being open to it is hilarious

[@NekoChanSenpai]

I was under the impression guys just swipe on every single bio without looking? To the point there's a doodad to clip to your phone that does it for you. Or did I dream it?

[@waitwhat238]

@@NekoChanSenpai Yeah they do it's kinda funny, I watched a buddy just clicking on the Like button while driving, not even looking at his damn phone He told me, "I do my filtering after"

[@comradewindowsill4253]

@@NekoChanSenpai it's cause 3 in every 4 tinder users is male. they can't exactly afford to be selective on there.

[@paranoiaproductions1221]

@@comradewindowsill4253 Isn't it like every 9/10 tinder users are male

[@RainIsVibin]

I'm so glad that I met the love of my life by being friends for a while first, and just skipped this whole issue of trying to find a date.

[@noorshahid1218]

I was literally looking for an emkay video to watch and this was in my yt feed. Perfect timing.

[@Scarred_S_Games]

I don't use Tinder, but one things for sure: Tinder is a WEIRD place.

[@swampcooler8332]

Everytime I say "hello there" I say it in a Kenobi voice, and despite it being a very different accent to my normal speaking voice I've only ever had two people respond "General Kenobi"

[@ArsenicJellyfish]

Robin . . . I’m 4’10 . . . If we were to meet in real life, I’d probably look like a toddler to you lmao

[@Cati.Colours]

The more I watch these videos the more I appreciate how truly lucky I've been on Tinder; have only matched with like 2-3 creepy guys, the others have been quite nice for the most part. Damn.

[@Abce-hq6oz]

That dude with the tree pickup line actually found a loophole. I've noticed myself that the best shot at a reply from a girl I have usually, lies in confusing her. Then at least she replies, asking for clarification. Honestly, I still haven't figured out how to progress from there, but it's a foot in the door.

[@smol176]

8:40 is probably the greatest thing ever

[@surviverskywalker6515]

I watch these in horrified wonder and as an AroAce woman I’m glad I don’t have a need to dive into this shark infested waters.

[@comradewindowsill4253]

same, I'm good. it's like watching a nature documentary tbh. "Here we see the allosexuals in captivity. As you can see, the lack of natural stimulus has made them too antisocial to interact with others, and yet their instincts drive them to attempt to copulate anyway."

[@surviverskywalker6515]

@@comradewindowsill4253 🤣 yes I do hear a David Attenborough type voice narration of what’s going on.

[@mysteriumxarxes3990]

please emkay we love the r/antiwork please give more of these exclusively narrated by robin he is perfect for this sub, make r/antiwork a big emkay series like software gore or oddlyterryfying we loved that I cant wait for more r/antiwork

[@gman1515]

3:44 a walk at 1 in the afternoon sounds like a murder setup? How does this girl intend to actually date anyone? If being in public in broad daylight is a murder setup then God forbid she go somewhere as secluded as the inside of a restaurant or theater. Don't even get me started on actually going to a legit private place like one of their houses/apartments.

[@IrishHeart]

thank you! i thought i was the only one confused about this!

[@SR-zp4je]

Exactly! He wasn't all like 'want to come to my cabin in the woods 45km from civilisation and play strip poker' - - a walk is perfectly reasonable esp in a public park. Unless he meant 1am...

[@comradewindowsill4253]

well, for the sake of argument, in a restaurant there's other patrons around, and about the only secluded place is maybe the bathroom, while there are plenty of secluded places to discreetly hit someone over the head in a park.

[@hmnhntr]

Also, walks are better for conversation than meals

[@thesewinggeekmiri9029]

18:13 well, I know it was inevitable to see someone else on the internet with my name, but I can't deny seeing it on here still gave me a shock

[@tyler439]

honestly i’m not even looking for a relationship but i wanna download tinder just for some laughs 💀

[@ImmortalKat4ever]

That last one was some peak "has us in the first half, ngl"

[@anitanielsen1061]

“No man will ever want you” Has he never heard of step-parents?

[@AlexisTheDragon]

1:07 hey, doing photo's like that is just his cup of tea.

[@maedocupcake]

Well,the thumbnail is already saying: SWIPE LEFT,DO IT

[@Unikay]

Glad to be practically the exact opposite of that person judging people by their Myers Briggs before talking to them infp/infj :3

[@JerrodAmolyan]

When I was still on tinder, I really hated the "Just don't say hi, how are you?" mindset. So I asked "Who's your favorite biker mouse from mars?" Here's my cheat sheet: "Who?" -Unmatch "LoL, what?" -Unmatch "Vinnie!" -Too generic, unmatch "Throttle!" -Cool, but wrong, show them the error of their ways with epic arguments. Then unmatch. "Modo!" -Right answer! She's the one.

[@JUMALATION1]

I can't stress enough how happy I am to already be married and not have to deal with all this BS in my late 20's or early 30's 😅

[@GutsInBerserk]

That last one bro… Tinder is a scary place, from the looks of it

[@thatbloodyspy]

My man really went nuts for someone being flirty with someone they don't know on a dating site

[@groggyacorn7067]

how many people on tinder are actually worth it??

[@ProdQuasar]

Zero

[@Nana-p5v6x]

-1

[@S.F.Y.T.A.G]

About no

[@Azyne]

No

[@ninetailedfox579121]

I mean that depends on what you value, no? Some people just want to bone and for those people I am sure plenty of people on Tinder are worth it.

[@Scatterbrained_and_Lost]

Every now and then I consider trying out a dating app like tinder, then I see one of these videos and decide that it's not worth it.

[@drewtheunspoken3988]

I met two girls over online dating. I deleted my accounts after a date with each. Never again.

[@gordzilla8443]

3:56 I swear I saw this exact post on a recent Emkay video… can’t put my finger on which one though 🤔

[@alamdaaliartes]

I hate this generation... Tinder ended the magic of liking someone and trying to get into their hearts with time..

[@Silverxlx]

Now it's the opposite you like someone and ten you try to get into their heart

[@Porschapls]

OH MY GOD! 20:14 IS MY POST HAHAHA

[@grimgoo1888]

The five bucks killed me lmao

[@PigeonGB]

Best plot twist ending i've seen in a while

[@citrineelephant6576]

people being rude is at least a good red flag so you don't waste your time/get in a bad situation. but how do people think being jerks will get them anywhere oh my god.

[@DarkLordOfSweden]

@@terasestHammasratas that only explains the guys tho

[@comradewindowsill4253]

@@DarkLordOfSweden sadly, there's female equivalents to those alphluencers. if she uses the term 'high-value man', she's most likely of that variety. the entire cesspit of them deserve each other.

[@TheHorribleCreature]

The sperm donor one is hilarious. You are gonna get some mayo for like 50 bucks.

[@KnockbackNoob]

Bro that last one was a "never let them know your next move"

[@comradewindowsill4253]

hot take on grilled cheese with tomato soup: you're lying to yourselves, you're dipping melted yellow plastic between two slabs of twice-cooked wonderbread into runny, warmed up marinara sauce. There's no soup, bread, or cheese involved in this endeavor. In fact, not a single foodstuff was harmed in the production of this dish. I'm sorry, I know it's an american comfort food and probably part of your childhoods, but I'd literally rather go eat a pickled pear.

[@philidor9657]

2:20 I ugh'ed out loud at OPs responses to the dude. The uranium reference did me in. Fuckin shitty dad joke central.

[@Azyne]

The thumbnail made me get mini mental breakdown

[@yi-hira]

Aaannd half of this is why I'm scared of ever doing online dating.

[@WilburJaywright]

2:22 Oh no, they’re coming to the barbecue and they’re bringing chili…

[@comradewindowsill4253]

they’re bringing chili

[@simplegeometry9475]

How to start a conbersation 101: start by saying g’morning. Wait for a reply. If that does’nt work, its not my fault.

[@WilburJaywright]

Honestly, this does not look good for dating apps. I always felt like they were a bit niche at best, but this has been *bad.*

[@SR-zp4je]

7:22 lol 'pure blood'??? Is your name Malfoy?

[@comradewindowsill4253]

nah, more like Goyle. at least Malfoy looked good.

[@dudydude3287]

The narrator is definitely in a mood today.

[@Bobb11881]

4:00 This guy definitely wants Andrew Tate released.

[@FluffyBoi_Carolus]

I write a lot of Haikus, the format is (example): Love is Love for all Love who you want, let all love Love is special, love all That is the format the Haiku doesn’t seem to follow that (it is at 13:20). I would have written my Black Death (Yersinia pestis)

[@comradewindowsill4253]

your last line has an extra syllable, you could fix it by contracting 'love is' with an apostrophe tho

[@jeremiahmarlow8938]

Sorry Have a amazing day

[@1stCommentCop]

No you have a amazing day 😊

[@lachlangray4432]

You too sir

[@nikorek1470]

I'm sorry, but it's "an" not "a"

[@R4t_S0uP]

You

[@CoffeeHatesLife]

@Nikorek I wish everyone but this guy an amazing day.

[@melody3741]

The tree thing is actually really funny to me

[@Rasendori5.0]

Since when has" hey there beautiful " been a douchebag thing to say. It's a dating/hookup site. Lmao "hey there ugly" sounds better ig

[@FFVison]

That ending though XD

[@BiologicalComputer]

Ketchup, grilled cheese, dill pickles, best combo.

[@Contreth1313]

This is one of the subs i like

[@unkn0vvnmystery]

2:50 i feel like that's a joke that should only be said to a so that you know would at least be ok with that kind of joke.

[@yesssint7243]

Here’s my tip on the astrological sign stuff, say your sign, hopefully they say how good it is. If not, switch to plan B and say how closely alchemy is to astrology and talk about alchemy for the next 30 minutes/until you forget what you were doing

[@blaze4907]

2:12 idc what anyone says, this is the best one

[@BraveSoda]

I thought this one would just be people rejecting eachother in funny ways

[@GymbalLock]

5:13 Gaston found the Internet

[@CaptainRayaa]

the whiplash on the last one damn

[@afpnia1068]

at 0:27 he says its a dumbass move to start with hello but at 6:08 he says he hates the fact get mad over using hi or hello or hey as an opener?

[@stevefurrier9932]

21:15 I am empath,and i sense that is a reference to Freshy Kanal, Akatskuki vs raven rap battle

[@charliedoherty7166]

Tried tinder for a bit but never matched with anyone cause everyone in my area wants so drink and I just want to stay in and watch horror movies

[@kileyfling5889]

Tinder is just a fun game at this point

[@maiski2864]

6:00 lol :D my bf was like "oh u like anime, so tell me ur 3 fav list: Mine is xxx" and it totally was the best :D it was better than others "hey baby..." "hi. *4 days later* Unmatch."

[@herobrine_jrhero2648]

all dating apps sucks

[@Rosemarytwigs]

6:14 Honestly id just say something like "the opposite of formaldehyde is casualdeJekyll" Of course I wont use tinder until im 25 so I cant do this right now

[@Unknown_Gamer999]

9:15 that lady looks like she's going insane!

[@i1DERProductions]

Watered down mushy tomatoes vs same thing but with vinegar is less complex? Is the wifi under my rock losing signal or did I miss something?

[@evelynvslife]

Sounds like you’re eating the wrong soup, bro.

[@comradewindowsill4253]

bro tomato soup isn't even soup, it's warmed up, watered down marinara. it has like 1 singular ingredient minus spices. the veggies aren't even solid! it's a warm tomato smoothie! there isn't even a broth base, it's just all tomato, how is that at all a soup?

[@theimperiumofman102]

2:08 I believe this is a bot check.

[@aceanarchy5554]

"Extremely ambitious with War Lord potential" this isnt dnd bestie

[@JackSilver1410]

How.. How else do you start a conversation like a normal person? "Hey! I ran across your profile and liked a lot of what I saw. I'm also into X or have an interest in trying Y, I'd love to chat about it." See that? Some of you may be surprised to learn that there is, in fact, a ton of middle ground between heavyweight douchenozzle and a "hi, how are you?" robot.

[@FishHondalo]

d

[@Nyla_Corvina]

it's not that deep, and you're not that guy.

[@edwardcote1331]

if you actually go outside and talk to people you can actually imrove your game over time and actually hit a club and smash whenever you want.a surprising amount of willing participants are there for the same reason.there's a marked difference between those that put in the work and those social retards that troll dating sites

[@WilburJaywright]

1:29 …and then they became the best of jackass friends.

[@ProfessorDoctorC]

Lol when someone opens with just "hello" i mmediately block them. There's no clearer indication that you have nothing interesting to say.

[@happyface-]

People really have the audacity

[@NateS917]

11:17, now robin, what did i say about not saying things in videos that you wouldn't say to the persons face

[@chrisschmidt8454]

Thank for this birthday present

[@libbykenilworth]

Why did I decide to eat a banana whilst watching this…

[@pinkmonkeygamer]

8:24 that had me dying😂

[@kingteddieP4]

I mean…all you get on tinder is someone’s looks and their cringe bios. Saying “hey there beautiful” is douchey irl but on there it’s just the standard.

[@PeoplecallmeLucifer]

7:20 Pure blood? ... I think he meant Inbred

[@rexxusravard2021]

I wonder how these people even manage to get matches. It just seems like everything is behind a paywall or I'm just inept with dating apps : )

[@MrBounceoutboi]

Sometimes i wonder if the people in the posts that didnt post them, come on reddit/on here and see their chat about them being toxic posted, curious what goes their minds

[@fishfur2000]

I may not be a cat mother (I physically could not be a mother anyway) but I do treat my cats like they are my children