r/Tumblr | be wary of the LGBTs 2x movement speed buff.

[@Headless_Toil2418]

If you ever feel too safe and you happen to be straight, just remember: I'm twice as fast as you. You can't outrun me.

[@SpitfiretheCat16]

I'm bisexual and bigender, I have proficiency in dex _and_ con saves, I'm fucking untouchable bitch

[@whoisanarnb]

The 1971 Dodge Charger I am getting into in front of you (I am going to run you over because I cannot risk being near anyone who gets the x2 speed buff, it is a dark time for us)

[@ooftimestop4119]

I can outrun you if i can run at the speed of sound - insert GOTTA GO FAST here -

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

And you can't outrun THESE HANDS

[@mathguy37]

[Command prompt] set limit(speed)=limit_float set speed(mathguy37)=limit_float [End command prompt] Ok now that is impossible

[@Just_a_commenter]

I knew the power of my gayness could propel me faster... Who needs a car?!

[@w3aponex870]

True

[@feli_potter8561]

I think you guys got so famous you dont even need botted likes

[@ncsomething8140]

The guy on the bike is sonic

[@Local_homosexual]

Who needs a car when you have *GÆ*

[@theoneseeker]

real

[@redbluehearts]

as a tumblr user i love to see which posts have breached containment or escaped the tumble ecosystem

[@astraljava8500]

THE TUMBLE ECOSYSTEM

[@redbluehearts]

@@astraljava8500 tumble drier, you know. did you get your allotted hour today?

[@The1stAstronaut]

THE TUMBLE ECOSYSTEM

[@astraljava8500]

​@@redblueheartsoh god I forgot too download tumble!!!!

[@strangeaelurus]

Gotta love tumble

[@Zeke2p9]

Some say the shortest distance between point a and point b is a straight line, but because LGBT aren't straight they bend the fabric of the universe in order to take the CURVED route of choice. That's why they take half the time.

[@timetraveler7]

That can't be true, that would imply they're moving across a geodesic which is mathematically straight in curved space due to the lack of tangential acceleration.

[@Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake]

Doesn’t matter, they are still fast!

[@emanuelrojas2]

😂 This needs more likes.

[@zerrierslizer1]

@@timetraveler7 mans said "nuh-uh! Maff."

[@Nora-no9gx]

"And speaking of ways, by the way, there is such a thing as a tesseract."

[@notagoat281]

8:18 Frozone's trauma is that all his friends got unalived by a giant robot on some random island in the middle of nowhere except for Bob.

[@NateThe_Great24]

Frozone's trauma is that his dad got ptsd serving in a segregated battalion on the western front, because oh yeah that movie's set in '62 and they're all middle-aged.

[@gen1945]

@@NateThe_Great24lets assume frozone is 45. Minimum enlistment age was 18. 1962 - 20 years = 1942, 45 (Frozone’s Assumed Age) - 20 years = 25 years old in 1942. So, that means frozone could have plausibly been drafted or enlisted into the US army, and could’ve possibly fought in the italy campaign at a minimum, in which colored units suffered massive casualties. He could’ve watched his soldier buddies die in front of him and he would survive and that could be his tragic backstory

[@WackoMcGoose]

Fun thing about the "exploring a black hole": You'd actually see, a LOT. You'd see all the light of the universe falling INTO the black hole, relativisitically accelerated to maximum plaid due to time dilation, as long as you were looking in the "out" direction. You'd essentially see a hyper-accelerated version of all of Time Itself, like the forwards-only time machine in Futurama. The bottom of the ocean? You ain't seeing shit other than anglerfish, briefly, before the water is clouded by your own poo. "Oops. _Teeth."_

[@wintergray1221]

Anglerfish versus hagfish for ugliest sea creature.

[@WackoMcGoose]

@@wintergray1221 True, but us veterans of the Outer Wilds space program are far more intimidated by the former...

[@cynister7384]

Thanks, now I wanna go jump into a black hole.

[@timetraveler7]

I'd love to experience a black hole, the immense time dilation, you'd see the universe slowly speed up, and also, it just seems so cosy to fall into a black hole, sure it's lonely, cold, and you'll die eventually, but it's weirdly comforting.

[@mumflrfumperdink2592]

Counterpoint, goblin sharks uglier than both

[@basementdwellercosplay]

I've never meet a scout cosplay who isn't just scout, like they are possessed

[@lefishe5845]

Tf2 is a weird internet curse. Forever present but honestly perfect.

[@Hearthburn1]

It's like how there are no Deadpool cosplayers, only avatars of Deadpool upon this earth.

[@Account_abandoned-q7m]

im ✺ and im so fucking hyoed of whatever the fuck will happen next year!! Hope 2031 will be a nice year!

[@want-diversecontent3887]

​​​@@Account_abandoned-q7m Are you okay Edit: Apologies I thought you were a comment bot but I checked your other replies and you are probably a human 👍

[@Account_abandoned-q7m]

@@want-diversecontent3887 spoilers: nothing happened in 2031

[@thatrandomweeb]

5:45 I was *waiting* for a reaction like that. I laughed my ass off and was like "ah, so you made it to that part"

[@marisakirisame1st]

ddlc players after saying they relate to sayori

[@StarFlare256]

"Do you know how little that narrows it down?"

[@szonig_pl3024]

Do not leave her hanging in there

[@monikaaaax3]

:)

[@thatrandomweeb]

@@monikaaaax3 OH GOD NO

[@trishapellis]

14:28 That is not just a Yu-Gi-Oh card. That's Change of Heart. It allows the player to control one of their opponent's monsters for one turn - using the monster against its master, for example by attacking one of said master's other monsters. In other words, it does the exact opposite of what the guy is saying - that card is about *taking away* someone's (some monster's) choice about being good or evil. It forces them to (temporarily) become the opposite of what they are.

[@burnttoast3925]

bro that scout cosplayer was on-point, perfectly in character

[@bigmanpesto]

I would have been 100% percent accurate if he yelled "MEDIC" every 4 words

[@mellow_mallow]

​@@bigmanpestoyelling MEDIC while he's falling down the stairs

[@errr1017]

Medic would probably not care Anyway DOC CMON MAN!

[@bigmanpesto]

@@errr1017" seagull inhale" "seagull exhale" seagull inhale" FOLLOW ME DOC

[@casualrobingamer535]

Timestamp?

[@CreepersNeedHugs]

7:46 as a French learner this joke is SO GOOD! For those who don't know, "pain" is the French word for "bread" (any bread, a baguette is specifically the absurdly long thing)

[@Lightice1]

More importantly, "baguette" literally means a baton or a stick. It's just sharpening away from being a stake.

[@defaultkoala2922]

I was playing a lot of Visual Novels when Doki Doki Literature Club came out. This put me in a headspace where everything at the beginning of the game felt normal. I played for a little while and then went to anlong work shift. I was excited during my shift to play more of the game and interact with the characters. When i got home it took less than 5 minutes after starting the game back up for the story to drop. I was shook

[@unnamedvisitor1649]

I clench whenever characters open doors to oddly quiet rooms now in VNs. Afterall, I've seen the worst of what MC can find just behind the door.

[@mewmew8932]

"I gently open the door..."

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

0:23 Okay but that is _EXACTLY_ What Scout would do.

[@nt33_old]

Bro is REALLY commited to his scout cosplay

[@dacomputernerd4096]

Actually though

[@The1stAstronaut]

THE POWER OF PANSEXUALITY PROPELS ME

[@JOAKO.GAM1NG]

Stay away from My pans

[@dagamingotter]

YES IT SHALL PROPEL THOU FORTH

[@THE_funnyalt]

An Idiot used Aroace Ascent!

[@thatrandomweeb]

Stop making the food taste weird

[@BlueMonkeXD]

He likes pans (as in the metal thing you cook with)

[@KleioChronicles]

I had that Egypt phase. And an Aztec phase. And a Norse phase. And a Celtic phase. And an anthropology phase. The phases never went away because it turns out I’m autistic lol. I was really into learning how they took out the brains through the nose with a hook before they mummified them. And how the Aztecs cut peoples hearts out with a ceremonial knife while they were held down and then threw it into a fire for the gods…. Then let the body fall down the steps of the temple. Death and horror just fascinated me from a young age. Haven’t grown out of it lol.

[@qryptid]

Same tho, didnt know for a long time but ny special interests have become my favorite autism thing. Ain't no love for weird sh*t like the autistic love for that specific weird sh*t ❤

[@ember3032]

Dang, I thought it was Rick Riorden for most people.

[@qryptid]

@@ember3032 I totally had a Percy Jackson phase too! came right after my nonfiction Greek mythology phase which is i guess a natural progression lol. never got into the other series Riordan did tho. Idk just seems like something about the old gods calls to us 👌 endlessly interesting stuff

[@Nyxatroid]

Thats like me and sharks. I was told i have been obsessed with sharks since i was between the ages of 2 and 5, yet the obsession never went away- so- I freaking love sharks.

[@headphonesaxolotl]

Apparently the Aztecs practiced human sacrifice because they believed the gods needed human blood to give them the strength they needed to fight off the world-eating darkness.

[@DalesDubs]

9:25 cannon Jesus is so much better than fannon Jesus

[@KeaganKeagan-gk3op]

5:19 here in Kentucky we have a saying. “If you think you saw/heard something [in the woods or generally speaking], no you didn’t. 😃

[@UwUYT]

"Mum, I'm off to the shops!" "Ok, what vehicle are you taking?" "I'm gay." "Alright, make sure you're home in time for dinner!"

[@simpli_A]

Boss: why are you late? You’re always on time Me *pulling excuses out of my ass*: uhh… idk, i just woke up this morning and boom, i was straight… no more speed buff

[@UwUYT]

@@simpli_A hahahaha

[@shieldgenerator7]

what a way to come out of the closet

[@CasualVFlowerEnjoyer]

I had a crazy Titanic phase in middle school. It was weird how obsessed with it I was. I mean yeah it was a great tradgedy and hundreds of people died, but I'm pretty sure my middle school brain didn't have empathy about it. It was like "woah big boat split in half when it sank and you can still see it underwater" which in hindsight Is kinda neat but I was like, tracking down every book I could find on it hoping to find one more crazy radical tidbit maybe the other books missed. But no. It was a big boat that split in half when it sank and you can still see it underwater. And lots of people died. That's about it.

[@FunkSwaggMusiK]

I was the same way with Columbine. Then one day I had a melt down in the middle of 2nd period Science class

[@CasualVFlowerEnjoyer]

@FunkSwaggMusiK I was briefly interested in that too, though thankfully after high school. I went so far as to dig up their respective "diaries". And looked at the crime scene photos. Morbid as heck but I'm still fascinated by true crime to this day.

[@deloptin545]

hell, people are still dying today

[@AndyHappyGuy]

Havent left my Titanic phase for a decade yet, hope it keeps staying this way.

[@CasualVFlowerEnjoyer]

@deloptin545 sadly we have not yet invented an immortalization method, indeed

[@ashleajon]

Girlfriend started blacking out when standing up, turned out to be postural tachycardia syndrome. So yeah, if you are in a country where it won't cause bankruptcy, see a doctor if this happens to you too

[@zakosist]

I used to almost black out when standing up (after sitting for a long time) as a kid, but no longer as an adult. In my case it just went over by itself, and I never thought something was wrong with it while it went on. But you're probably still right it should ideally be checked

[@AverageConsumer-uj8sm]

I need this checked then (never fully blacked out but one time i might as well have. couldn't see shit and i had my glasses on)

[@sukaisage]

r/tumblr is one of my favourite places on the internet because if something can pass through the gates of both reddit and tumblr together, it has to be a very good universally likable thing

[@Commander_Appo]

0:28 she straight up met Scout TF2

[@backofthebusgroup]

Emkay gives me faith in humanity

[@labbit35]

We need to popularise people “getting lost” in some famous area and the next scene is them eating at a Pizza Hut or whatever that is actually 5 minutes away

[@MaridoDoFelps]

3:33 something similar happened to me lmao I was in Amsterdam, at the airport, and the lady started speaking Dutch. We said in english "ah sorry we're not from here" and she smiled and said "oh okay sorry, english then" And me and my sister started talking, in italian, what we would like to eat. The lady then said in italian "oh I lived in Italy for the last like 10 years" and we "cool! We can speak italian then" She asked where we were from, and my mom said "they're from Milan, I'm actually from Brazil" and the lady started laughing and said, IN PORTUGUESE "you could've said it sooner, I'm brazilian too" KGJSJGJSJF THAT LADY WENT THROUGHT 3 OTHER LANGUAGES JUST TO GO BACK TO HER NATIVE LANGUAGE

[@OrvAddict]

Seems accurate

[@mewmew8932]

Ah, Europe, what a quaint little continent it must be. Too bad it's not real

[@cyber.d0lll]

0:04 BROS COMMITTED TO THE BIT AND I RESPECT IT i love scout so much.

[@jdavis2430]

The power of bisexuality allows me to go at hyperspeeds.

[@The-Floor.]

No you can only go half speed

[@bubbleaisle5946]

@@The-Floor. as a bisexual, I laughed🤣😭

[@Account_abandoned-q7m]

The power of Brazil powers me to rip someone's name off thy passport

[@jdavis2430]

​@@The-Floor.navy I have 200% sexuality

[@jdavis2430]

Neyy*

[@seagoingberry8171]

11:16 I'm the person who yells "Power's out!" Like, I know it is obvious, but what if someone wasn't sure?

[@macawlover8251]

10:30 I remember seeing a video somewhere of a vet tech explaining that they needed to wait longer to extubate pugs (different breed, same issue) after surgery because if they weren't awake enough, they would suffocate. I really hope this breeder is able to change the standards for breeds with squished faces.

[@PalisadePeryton]

14:16 I saw that and immediately went "Oh that's a cool Undertale drawing." It then occurred to me that some people are normal and don't think like that. And then it was Yu Gi Oh

[@iris_drawssandwiches]

5:15 As someone who used to live in a forest I can confirm. Also that "usually" is also right and that's how I learned a language known as Yøldn but nobody ever believes my story because "why would there be such a group just in the woods?" so I just say it's a conlang I made. I am not even that good at conlanging like I've watched videos and still have no idea what I am doing.

[@delta0x]

bro doesnt even know the forbidden summoning ritual of the elder striders

[@unnamedvisitor1649]

5:30 (I gently open the door.) "Sayor-" The shock of that first major scene still haunts me No game had ever made me feel so emotionally distressed as that game did, nor since. If you somehow haven't played DDLC or heard about it, be warned, when the game warns you that it gets fucked up, IT'S NOT JOKING! Seriously, don't play if you think something horrifying, even something you would never imagine being in any videogame, might cause adverse reactions from you, STAY AWAY FROM DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB!!!

[@mewmew8932]

I will say, DDLC+'s side stories are a nice change of pace from all the suicide and shit

[@WilburJaywright]

9:48 It was sarcasm. People were blaming their body parts for what they did, and Jesus called them out on it. “Well, if your eye is so sinful, remove it.”

[@jacobcox4565]

0:21 That wasn't a cosplayer, that was actually Scout, because only Scout could fumble that hard while performing a simple greeting.

[@oneclout6643]

(Holding my crying dodecahedron) It's ok sweetie, people do love you

[@L.O.T.C.O.G]

Stop lying to it, nobody loves it

[@chaoscoolcreations]

@@L.O.T.C.O.Gspeak for yourself

[@Phonixfire]

​@@L.O.T.C.O.GI do! It let's me use a battle axe to great efficiency!

[@theblinkingbrownie4654]

I have a tungsten dodecahedron, it cured my virginity!

[@FruityCatRing]

BRO I'm South African and after moving to the US, not once has the power gone out but the amount of times I would literally dart my head up and angrily bark "OH COME ON! NOT THIS CRAP AGAIN" when the light went out for a second only to realize my sibling accidentally switched off the light makes me question everything Eskom put us through 😭.

[@ZFairVII]

Within r/tumblr's domain, Robin found a digital terrain where humor, wit, and endless memes reigned.

[@solgaleo3533]

14:04 the fact that the teaser demo alone is considered to be a masterpiece in and of itself meant that one can only imagine what the full game could’ve bean

[@alexreid1173]

This was very good timing to calm me down from a panic attack thanks guys

[@GuyFromNextDoor]

8:41 At last you can feel around at the bottom of the ocean. Plus, a lot of animals will be bioluminescent, so you can see a bit.

[@wolfieisacat13]

5:46 *”i gently open the door”*

[@FernLake]

1:00 Best pun in existence you can't change my mind

[@Archiv1st]

2:57 story from a friend - was in Russia, got lost, didn’t speak much Russian, met someone who didn’t speak much English, but they both spoke German well so they had a conversation in german

[@notagoat281]

1:05 They're also a lot less durable. The Titanic wouldn't have sunk when it hit the iceberg if it were built like a modern day ship. And that was a more modern ship than these. These are made of _wood._

[@katieorsomething115]

i feel personally insulted at "nobody uses the word dodecahedron "

[@infiniteplanes5775]

It’s one of the Platonic solids! Is like saying nobody uses the word sphere or cube! And what else are you gonna call a dodecahedron? A d12? D12 just doesn’t have that ring to it that dodecahedron does

[@frankhooper7871]

Or an icosidodecahedron

[@LineOfThy]

Sometimes I use large words I don't understand to make me sound more dodecahedron

[@zipster6393]

8:29 Yes, call me a nerd, but weirdly enough, it might be insanely bright inside a black hole. As we know, black holes have so much gravity they are the only things that can capture photons. And using the idea of the conservation of mass, it might be light a whole new night sky inside of the black hole, because of all the photons inside of it.

[@MooseShower]

Still can’t see shiz if I’m being blinded 😂

[@mewmew8932]

@@MooseShower wear shades

[@philippak7726]

6:48 I was creeped the heck out when a room of 200-odd drama students cracked into this once. I'd never heard it before. I'm scared of it but it's so alluring...

[@everythingeverett3021]

5:00 Every time I stood up everything went black. I did go to the doctor and they said I have dysautonomia, essentially, my brain can't control things like heart rate and blood pressure too well.

[@Fayanora]

I was far more into Pompeii and Herculaneum in my youth than Egypt. And then I got heavily into weird coincidences and paranormal stories.

[@toadeenie9745]

5:46 I feel you bro, I think every blind player feels you

[@giantmutantbug]

I am partially glad I didn't go in blind but also somewhat upset that I didn't get to experience this game blind

[@sugar_cookie18]

I really wanna see Robin do blunder years again. It’s such a funny subreddit. Love the videos! 💕

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

9:03 HE'S FOLLOWING YOU. YOU CANNOT ESCAPE.

[@moronnox5198]

15:51 Pus in boots in Shrek is a start of the story. Pretty much the start of his timeline on screen. In pus in boots 2 there were a lot of time passed and he actually became good

[@arcanine_enjoyer]

I don't think he actually finished the movie. Because in the first few scenes we see that his relationship with Shrek as a found family already happened in his flashbacks before Death tries to kill him the first time. It's even shown at the end he went back to Far Far Awayland

[@Redbeardian]

10:50 This is a communication error. The questioner almost always means "Is the power out in the entire grid or is it something we can solve in this building?" (like flip a breaker or switch) We've shortened that question over decades to "Is the power out?" (meaning the entire grid) and hope the listener just understands that there are other explanations possible for what's happening.

[@hmnhntr]

Exactly this. Also, if I'm not on my phone or anything, it's possible the light has just died, or someone turned it off not realizing I was in the room.... The poster needs to realize that their assumptions don't make other people stupid

[@Haloman3760]

6:11 agreed. Shoulda used “a great non-convex rhombidodecahedron

[@alecboi777]

what about a stellated octangula?

[@WilburJaywright]

8:36 Bioluminescent fish from Nemo, except it’s 35 feet long: “Ayo, wassu… WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR TAIL, DUDE?!”

[@tybois74]

@1:22: While I do agree with Robin here, they do allow people to see places they wouldn't otherwise see. Granted it was when things opened up after COVID (and they were stupid cheap), but I took one in September 2021 from Seattle (I live in Virginia, so first flight too) to Southeast Alaska. I never thought I'd see Alaska, but I did. It was AMAZING! Had it not been for a cruise ship, I never would have saw it. But I do, definitely, understand Robin's point.

[@RyuLightorb]

yeah i was on a cruise ship as a kid had a seizure so had to go back home :/ have wanted to go on a cruise ship again because i saw places i never would have.

[@tybois74]

@@RyuLightorb That sucks! Hope that was a one time thing. I highly recommend Southeast Alaska out of Seattle. They make a stop in either Victoria or Vancouver, BC and then on to Juneau, Sitka, and Skagway or Ketchikan (depends on the trip for the last two). Then back to Seattle. So beautiful, pictures do not do it justice.

[@strike_1282]

8:30 Okay, technically, black holes appear dark on the outside because they are pulling all the light to their centers due to their insanely high gravity. If you were to get into a black hole and stay alive, it would be so bright in there because of all the light trapped at its core. Even so, you probably still wouldn't be able to see because it would be too bright. Before you come at me, I'm not just spouting crap, look it up if you're interested 😊 That being said, I'd still pick the ocean w/ a flashlight of some kind, sounds more interesting.

[@damiancrowley569]

That part about bohemian rhapsody.. As for phases, I went from ancient Egypt, to ancient Greek, and never went passed Greece, but still enjoy learning about other ancient cultures

[@VelociraptorAnimations]

8:13 Wind powers: The person's a bit on the strange side but we're still friends with them. Teleportation/Telekinesis powers: The funny cool guy who uses it for fun. Soul/spirit/ghost powers: The mysterious one who speaks like they're in a Shakespeare play. Time powers: Everything they say is a pun.

[@andrewollmann304]

5:55 For those of you who are confused, the user is talking about the Ka’aba (“Cube” in Arabic) that’s basically like the Ark of the Covenant in Judaism. It’s to the Ka’aba that Muslims cmface during their prayers and it’s to the Ka’ba that Muslims go when their on their Hajj pilgrimage. It’s not a platonic solid, but the tori gate in Shinto ism is kinda similar. It, too, marks off areas of great sanctity.

[@Vinemaple]

1:01 That's *IT.* Tumblr is going to be my main social media.

[@ramen_kirby]

1:10 Me who is watching this from a cruise ship: •_•

[@AroAce_Psychopath]

I don't get why he wants to get rid of it

[@automation7295]

@@AroAce_Psychopath Maybe he thinks that cruise ships are an ugly eye-sore.

[@Synest2]

3:12 happened to me at an mmorpg, played with someone from my guild for months while talking to each other intensively, then decided to ask where he were from since we were online almost at the same times, and he said "I'm brazilian" and I was like "Mano, você não vai acreditar" (Man, you'll not believe it... in portuguese)

[@mndlessdrwer]

As a gay I can confirm this movement speed buff. I have very short legs and still manage to walk faster than my friends who are both taller than me and have normal leg proportions.

[@cardinalhamneggs5253]

I actually remember my introduction to _Bohemian Rhapsody._ It was through the quantum physics-themed parody _Bohemian Gravity_ by Tim Blais. The second version I discovered was the Muppets cover not long after.

[@axelprino]

As an Argentinian I understand why that Brazilian girl ended up resorting to English after getting tired from attempting to speak Spanish, we tend to really struggle with their accent, even tho Spanish and Portuguese aren't particularly different it's the Brazilian accent the one that makes us go "¿Qué?" every two sentences. I once met a Brazilian girl at a party that explained us that after living here for a few years she just gave up and learned to imitate our accent and that did the trick.

[@Account_abandoned-q7m]

Im from Brazil!! I HOPE 2031 WILL BE A GREATER YEAR!! FUCK 2030!!!

[@axelprino]

@@Account_abandoned-q7m bruh, we're still in 2023, that's 7 years away. WTF are you talking about?

[@Account_abandoned-q7m]

@@axelprino wdym 2023?? Didn't the Russia-Kazakhstan war already begin? Russia had the surrender after very poor tactics in the Russia-Ukraine war, Russia lost Rostov-On-Don to the Ukrainians, but still kept Crimea.

[@NoteBard]

6:21 I listened to all of Bohemian Rhapsody just now without moving to the rhythm or singing along just to prove the point. I was actually twitching the whole time

[@lindapatton4478]

Read a story about a college student who was 10 minutes late to a lecture. When he walked in, the professor asked him why he was late. The student said ' Well, Bohemian Rhapsody came on the radio just as I pulled into the parking lot..." The professor stopped him right there and said 'Understood. Take a seat." Have no idea if this actually happened, but it was hilarious to read.

[@Account_abandoned-q7m]

im marcia

[@thefutureismeaninglessthep7364]

​@@Account_abandoned-q7mno.

[@Account_abandoned-q7m]

@@thefutureismeaninglessthep7364 im 11

[@klaus.sfc01official30]

1:50 i love this man's name "LongNameWithoutMeaning" i sgould call myself that because my existence has no meaning

[@jiakkiratti9397]

I had many phases including an archeology phase (which includes Egypt, Maya, Aztecs, Inca, Ancient China), dragon phase, I was really big on mermaids for years, and I ALSO had a weird fascination with the titanic as well. I even saw a museum exhibit for the last one.

[@Account_abandoned-q7m]

im 11 and i think im in the aircraft phase

[@CDTwitler]

No joke, I also knew of a Titanic exhibit that I loved when I was a kid. But it wasn't at a museum, it was at an aquarium. 👀

[@Mathee]

15:42 Okay, so this does require some speculation, but it is based on the original Puss in Boots fairy tale, and subtext in the Shrek movies. Basically, it's highly implied in the Shrek movies that ogres are by and large the most dangerous fairy tale creatures in the world; how the bar reacted upon hearing King Harold wanted to hire someone to kill an ogre, how scared everyone are of ogres specifically, etc. In the Puss in Boots fairy tale, Puss does manage to slay an ogre, which we can then assume Shrek!Puss also did, especially since Doris said that Puss was the only one who could do the job. However, here's the catch; the only reason Puss was able to defeat the ogre in the fairy tale, was because the ogre was capable of shapeshifting, and Puss tricked him into turning into a mouse, and then ate him. TLDR: Puss was defeated by an unfortunate hairball, but because ogres are basically impossible to kill, but he managed to do it once before by tricking one, so his pride made him think he could do it again.

[@sinarodl663]

I swear, I wouldn't be surprised if one day, one of my Tumblr posts ends up on this subreddit first, then on Emkay, lmao

[@Danganfinronpa]

Unfortunately, Reddit will likely fall into disrepair before you get that chance.

[@sinarodl663]

@@Danganfinronpa Oh well, I'm not too mad about that either, lol

[@ScorgeTheDemon]

Why did no one tell me i had a speed buff then i could get to my fridge from my room even faster

[@emmyenos4268]

5:19 Me at the edge of the woods with a freshly baked pie: hello? Can I come in?

[@renegadethesandwing02050]

5:42 AHHHH I HAVEN'T PLAYED IT YET i really want to but basically never have time or the mental capacity to do so...

[@maxendermen]

9:15 whenever I play a videogame and most likely lose because I suck, I laugh and think that was a good game, then type gg

[@hiwaga7399]

6:05 i'm coming back 3 months later because _this_ comment has not left my brain for weeks. dodecahedron is a regular component of the tumblr lexicon. being the home of all the smart people who wanna be insane and all the insane people wanting to be smart has it's consequences and this is one of them; we wildly oscillate between funny haha stupid dumb and busting out the merriam-webster thesaurus. yes the merriam-webster one, the specificity is important. punctuation is also purely optional because some people are mean greedy and selfish and hoard all the punctuation for themselves and we're left with nothing but our adhd culture run-on sentences. anyways robin, you're great.

[@aismakessounds]

Yeah, if you black out when you stand up, definitely consult a doc. Turns out I have dysautonomia (POTS is probs the most famous type of dysautonomia) and I really should have been medicated a long time ago because it's had a huge impact on my quality of life. It's also why my chest feels weird if I go more than a day without some electrolyte water. Take care of yourselves, people!

[@TheCommenterrr]

Tell me more please. My sister has been having similar problems and I’m not asking you to diagnose, just if there were any other symptoms of what happened

[@aismakessounds]

@TheCommenterrr For me, it was a bit different than for most people. Long story short, I damaged my heart and lungs with a bad case of pneumonia several years ago, and we're still figuring it out. For me, there was a lot of chest pain, and after standing for a few minutes (especially in heat) my heart would start racing, I'd start panicking, and then I'd pass out. For most people with POTS, which while a rare-ish condition is most common in women in their early 20s, they don't necessarily get that panicky feeling. With that one, there's usually a drop in their blood pressure when they stand. Normally, bp and heart rate rises a little upon standing, then evens out. A person with either of these issues is often prone to dehydration, which is why my doctor recommended electrolyte water to me. It really helps! To get that particular thing checked out, though, try getting into an electrophysiologist. Cardiology can help with heart problems in general, but an EP can be more familiar with this sort of condition. I had to get recommended to my EP from my cardiologist. I will say that, if you get a 3 day heart monitor and an echocardiogram (as opposed to a stress echo; two different things), there's a chance they won't see anything. Originally, I received anxiety medication because that's what it looked like to them. More recently, I kind of had to push the issue with my EP. When I was first seeking treatment years ago, the 3 day monitor didn't show anything, but I was still in heart failure at the time. A stress echo, 3 week heart monitor, and a tilt table test were needed originally to figure out the right treatment. When I pushed, the nurse did a simple test of looking at my heart rate and bp when laying down, standing, and then a minute after standing to figure out that my heart rate jumped by 40ish bpm after standing for a minute. It could be different for a lot of people, though! Getting treatment for it, though, is so worth it, imo. My quality of life has become considerably better due to the new medication.

[@immagical7036]

11:29 as an Aussie, I both love the random accent shift and also burst out laughing Utterly beautiful

[@meowwaffles6040]

2:22 I developed a habit of sticking my tongue out when I'm idle. It looks pretty odd without a mask.

[@magenty_m_axol]

0:40, they are referring not to the ships causing it but to the fact that he would probably trade slaves and would take a single citrus on board as an tumbler user which are know to be very unpredictable and loving vanilla extract.

[@Zenithsh]

From the beginning looks like Robin is gonna enjoy this

[@Ragehunger]

8:22 I thought about this for a good minute, and the similarities between a Black Hole and the bottom of the ocean is so unmistakable that there's only really three things about them that the average person knows so far that makes them actually different in this kind of hypothesis: - One will constantly make you experience wetness, whereas the other will likely make you feel like you're burning from friction on an unfathomable scale. - Time moves at infinitely different rates, even though you won't experience it any differently due to almost complete sensory deprivation. - We've been able to discover even parts of the Challenger Deep, yet we only have theories of what the singularity of a Black Hole could look like. Besides those three, there's almost nothing you can say about one that doesn't apply to the other.

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

14:59 My phases were Stress, Bullying, Trauma, Depression, and around age 15-18, Accumulating Wisdom from great suffering. Now I'm a barely-functional adult still dealing with the aftershocks. I cleaned my depression room recently, and found some of my old stuffed animals from when I was 5-12 years old. I played with them that long because I had no other friends. I'm better now though.

[@ketsu_kit8920]

skill issue

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

@@ketsu_kit8920 I admire the FUCKING BALLS you had to say that. I basically just told you that _My Entire Youth_ has been shit, and you just said "Git Gud". Holy fuck, man.

[@pauamo5308]

Lol okay

[@alexsandroggfilho1697]

hope you keep getting better bud

[@joedad9999]

5:01 No, that's just the animation you get for chilling a little *_too_* hard

[@gamersteve1124]

0:54 Holy ship! That escalated quickly! I'm not sorry for that

[@gasterqueen2670]

I audibly gasped when Robin said that they had the Dragonology book, like that was one of the most formative parts of my childhood(still have it too)

[@haku_68]

SAME I LOVE IT

[@hyperdoezthingz]

Jesus, how slow would I be if I weren't lesbian

[@Someone-dv7hw]

11:15 exactly. It's about how far the power is gone. Like, can I go pop a safety switch back in? Can I charge my phone 3 houses over? Or is the entire city sitting in the dark and we'll just have to sit tight and wait.

[@maplekusumiii9993]

As a gay person I can confirm we walk twice as fast.

[@Ghiaman1334]

1:24 Absolutely agree, those things are just for old people about to die, and if one person gets a disease on board, you're all not allowed to leave the boat when you dock.

[@TheoMcAllister]

Not enough people had a space and alien phase as kids, believing they were in serious danger to be abducted at any moment

[@timetraveler7]

I was never afraid of aliens as a kid, but I was afraid of being killed by the boiler and furnace in my basement, not because I thought it would blow up or burn me, but because I had nightmares of anthropormophised versions of these things so I'd avoid them like he plague.

[@Account_abandoned-q7m]

​@@timetraveler7i was scared of my bed burning me with the stove

[@lisahenry20]

It wasn't really a space or alien phase, but I watched the happening and was terrified of being in gardens for at least a few months.

[@PeoplecallmeLucifer]

5:15 OK SO! I live on the edge of a forest, and you get used to things like owls, crickets and shizz .... the only thing that'd unnerve me is complete silence

[@4meraldglass]

7:30 wtf is the ultimate showdown Unless you happen to be talking about the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny by lemon demon, which would be awesome but I seriously dobut

[@_cl0wnzz_312]

that is what hes talking about :)

[@4meraldglass]

@@_cl0wnzz_312 :0

[@alecboi777]

THIS IS THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY

[@wrightbros5962]

​@@alecboi777GOOD GUYS, BAD GUYS AND EXPLOSIONS

[@4meraldglass]

@@alecboi777 HELL YEAH

[@redguard1607]

this might be the first time i've watched a video of someone narrating over a hodgepodge of reddit comments and i've actually been interested/laughing a bit. normally can't stand the cringe voiceover of the person and their fake laugh, but i can tell you're being genuine :)

[@Clawleone]

I black out for a couple seconds almost every time i get up. I went to the doctor for something unrelated, got bloodwork, and they told me i have an iron deficiency. The exact same bloodwork also said i gave a thyroid problem, but they decided not to mention that… 🙄

[@Booksforthewin]

1:10 There are actually restorations of these ships in Europe. I’ve been to a festival in Normandy (just in the town, it was coincidental), and it was pretty cool. Even better, they had free tours.

[@alexandergotze3323]

You never develop an egypt phase if you never outgrow the dinosaur phase

[@somedood3805]

4:52 I had this happen to me ONCE last month when I was waking up for school. I literally just sat there like “I guess I’m blind now” didn’t question it in the slightest. I don’t know what that says about me lmfao