r/tumblr | The Control Panel Staircase...

[@nerdoftheatre]

The janitor wearing headphones during action scenes is just the definition of "not my circus, not my monkeys"

[@gemranger2363]

As a sax player, that guy deserves that level of cheering. It's almost impossible to keep your instrument straight while laying down, and still produce a good sound.

[@ARockyRock]

Cheering? they straight up climaxing.

[@_TheMushroomMan]

really like that first one, If i ever have kids im gonna teach them to hand shoes to people they dont like when there leaving

[@luxurysaesthetic3928]

It's all fun and games until you and the kid have an argument and they hand your your shoes 🤣

[@bacon-boy8177]

@@luxurysaesthetic3928 and them shove them on you

[@mmyr8ado.360]

Or worse, use it like a grandma uses the chancla

[@_TheMushroomMan]

@@luxurysaesthetic3928 oh god i didnt think of that one

[@AceWolf456]

Hey, I'd like to put a reminder out for people. There's only one thing that's really cringe in life and that's unfounded hate. Racists are cringe, homophobes are cringe, TERFs are cringe, just to name a few. That thing you did in your early school years? That's kids being kids, that's not cringe. Feeling the fury of 7 thousand suns because you work in customer service and you had "that" kind of customer? That's not unfounded hate, that's reasonable and therefore it's not cringe.

[@thesatelliteslickers907]

Let me tell you, if it's a fantasy about you and your partner that needs five paragraphs of worldbuilding Then it's gonna be some kinky shit.

[@CesarTheKingVA]

To be honest, if I were the leader of a country and it got to the point where people were calling me "the great", I'd do weird stuff to troll future historians too. Like, imagine reading in your textbook, "It was well known that their country's leader delegated all governmental responsibilities to his cat, Reginald, on the second Tuesday of the month, leading various enemy parties to attempt to launch invasions on such days. However, they were always thwarted, as Reginald had a surprisingly keen military mind."

[@connorprado9810]

I'd just bury fake skeletons underneath my house, with stone bricks, warrior armor, swords, and a lot of arrows, alongside a single fake dead cat in the center, so that it looks like an army was killed by a cat. then I'd sketch on the bricks things in forgotten languages, like, hail sir calzony, scourge of the iron army, ruler of felinom.

[@AkoraOridanus]

@connorprado9810 no no no!! historians will know all too well! Use real skeletons. Source the cat skeleton ethically, like from an especially weird friend. Human skeletons, contrary to popular belief, do not need to be sourced this way. You can collect them from your next door neighbors.

[@adamxei9073]

The reason Thor believes that agent coulson is the son of Coul is because in Norse language the word for son is a prefix added at the end of many names of sons of older members of a clan. Similarly they had a similar naming theme to there dogs where the suffix for dog was put before their master's name.

[@AceWolf456]

Son, to his mother: "How did you and dad meet?" Mother: "Well we were at a bar and your father offered me stew..." Father, chiming in from the other side of the house: "I can teach you how to make it!"

[@papastalin69]

i want Daddy’s Stew

[@shadowbrine114]

I'm one of those lame people where one of my favourite mcu characters is Coulson. Unironically. I think I just like characters that get made fun of in the world they exist in (regardless of the real world reaction). He has an old collection of Captain America trading cards and wants Cap to sign them. The poor guy's just doing his best. He hasn't even got any superpowers. Bless him. If none of the superheroes will be his friend, I will.

[@spacemama]

I was very sad when he got killed.

[@void3926]

The second post reminded me to write on my hand to plant my basil seeds when I wake up, thank you!!!

[@JadianRadiator]

3:38 They _don't_ have a bunch of windows open. The graphics card/driver crashed. Which causes it to continue seemingly displaying the window where it was before you moved it. I know because it happened to me. Edit: Op clearly never had this happen to them.

[@Dekubud]

I didn't know it still happened since I don't think I had that problem past XP!

[@SpicyFiur]

Even I had that happen to me in my younger years.

[@aveyondfan1802]

So that’s why it happened? I always wondered

[@106640guy]

I believe it was a generic crash of the OS/explorer rather than graphics, and the effect is caused by the desktop screen not getting refreshed after every frame which will layer all the program tabs on top of eachother

[@cassandradawn780]

actually it's more common when the system "forgets" to repaint some parts of the screen

[@msteerie]

the mammal version of Carcinization is turning into a Rat. We will someday all be rat

[@feuerling]

The mammals that were left after the dinosaurs died were similar to rats (minus the rodent-specific traits.) So we're just returning to rat.

[@lpmatthews7387]

10:16 "Nice arguement senator, but why dont you back it up with a source" -Cyber ninja "My source is that I made it the fuck up" -streotypical politician

[@solonfey]

"Do what's best for YOU" Man, that hits hard. Like really hard.

[@cwdiode4521]

5 paragraphs isn't that much, I bet he simplified it to make it concise

[@monke6912]

when you are trying to publish cartoons for example , you make them pilot episode

[@donnerblitzen1388]

That coffee recipe….I wonder if the powdered mustard balanced out the champagne?

[@alendonvaldor5808]

I mean, for one, it could be just a pinch. And may not actually be that bad, just odd.

[@Cattroll0]

8:44 march 15 is a historical day in hungary, as it's the day that the 1848 revolution started, completely legally, and lasted the longest of them all.

[@Sick-cada]

Its also the date that the original Doom takes place on

[@thatoneguyweallknow6812]

If I ever become a dad I'm showing my kids this channel, cuz it's amazing in almost every way

[@hiiamelecktro4985]

Eating an other cookie would probably make my life more difficult lmao

[@thajocoth]

2:58 - Only the first 5 paragraphs? I once wrote a 2-3 page fantasy that was all worldbuilding, and my partner at the time used it to write things happening in said world.

[@KeyFChicken]

SAME

[@infiniteplanes5775]

That’s something I might do…

[@thajocoth]

3:54 - "Windows 96" - Did you mean "Windows 95"? Or "Windows 98"? There was no "Windows 96".

[@hungrymusicwolf]

I was wondering the same thing. What will he say next, windows 1500 in between millennium and 2000?

[@cassandradawn780]

I think it could either be a reference to an artist by the same name, or nostalgia for something that never was could be both

[@TheHellhound01]

6:02 for those who didn't get it, that's cause a know biology joke is that everything keeps evolving into crabs

[@tallynnyntyg6008]

1:25 Everyone else at the movie theater would suddenly be confused if you did it there.

[@TheFoxfiend]

1:38 I'm not trying to prove anything to anyone else. No, the person I'm letting down is myself, I feel this need to prove to myself that I'm better, stronger, faster, that I am becoming the me that is more than the me yesterday. I make things more difficult for myself to prove to me that I'm getting better at it.

[@kirbymaster4813]

8:33 This is a good time to mention that I have a reminder on my calendar that says “DAY 15 GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15” on the 15th of every month

[@hungrymusicwolf]

8:47 Grim Reaper be like: Your name is marked and your time is coming, on the ides of march your fate arrives Zen! (Just a little note, this was a joke not a death threat.)

[@CheeseyBreezey]

Et tu, Brute?

[@hungrymusicwolf]

1:45 What's life without a little challenge friend, so dare I say: TAKE THE BIG BITE, FONT SIZE MICROSCOPE, DRINK IN GULPS, USE THE SMALLEST PEN YOU CAN, Sleep well because your health is important, RUN EVERYWHERE EVERY DAY, STARVE YOURSELF OF ALL NON-ESSENTIAL MEALS, WALK IN THE MOST TOUGHEST WORK BOOTS YOU CAN FIND, SHERLOCK HOLMES YOURSELF THROUGH MOVIES YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, MEMORIZE EVERYTHING AND NEVER WRIITE IT DOWN (unless legally and/or bureaucratically required), DON'T LET ANYONE TAKE YOUR CHALLENGES AWAY FROM YOU! Live and be the strongest person you can be!

[@Sick-cada]

"He a little confused, but he got the spirit"

[@nerdoftheatre]

9:42 I love how, instead of getting in trouble, the people in charge were just like, "Shit, that's smart."

[@magicaleevee843]

You know who shall always be on tumblr? Voreman! #Voremangang Here is the vid for context. It starts around 9:00 m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/ambKqqWklLeonbc

[@DeeviousDon]

1:20 this reminded me that I HAD written reminders on my arm last night and when I lifted the sleeve up all I saw was just "Bro"

[@barryb.benson5484]

I've got a skull splitting headache but I'm still here to ask. . . Ya like jazz?

[@alligator_with_internet_access]

Yes

[@CheeseyBreezey]

I may hate fredrick the great's coffee, but I have to try it. just once.

[@LadyDragonbane]

March 15th is my birthday, and I love people going crazy over the date 😂

[@hiwaga7399]

Happy belated birthday!!!!! May you achieve the greatness of Caesar, but without the whole _spitting on the foundations Rome was built on_ thing.

[@babyboyronnie]

I want this guys stew.

[@PurpleAmharicCoffee]

9:13 Yep, something about New Zealand and it's about drinking, and then the cops are too impressed to even be mad. Peak Kiwi.

[@yellowmello1223]

10:10 "That's a nice argument, news outlet. Why don't you back it up with a source?" "My source is that I made it the fuck up."

[@handsomelessking]

Imagine a movie abput a water bottle that is hard to open, so the person asks his friend to try, the friend gives it to someone to try it, he gives it to someone else to try it, and that water bottle like this travels the country

[@squa_81]

A nice day ends with a kalbus video

[@fernandomarques5166]

2:10 yeah, I'd have fallen too.

[@kamaljohnson2200]

Bystander effect requires other people to not be helping also right? It's more of a social thing than a "frick this mess" thing

[@shrekviperiii7226]

Thinking about the last post and,,,the stew line would work on me If someone I had been chatting with brings up stews and offers me to come over for some I'd accept so fast I wish I had some rn

[@wouldntyouliketoknowwesath7789]

I've wanted to get velcro shoes for years, but my parents wouldn't let me because the shoes I liked were "work shoes" and ones that "people who work in kitchens wear"

[@swampcooler8332]

6:27 nonsense my friend, soon we will all be crab...

[@exinon5092]

first post in, this kid needs a comedy career

[@JadianRadiator]

4:25 Google SCP Lego janitor

[@itty1314]

I can *hear* those control panels

[@spacemama]

Stew has evolved with us for tens of thousands of years. I, myself was very influenced by the classic take, Stone Soup😌

[@adamxei9073]

2:23 Please tell me you married that woman after many years of wholesome dating throughout your schooling days.

[@KeyFChicken]

8:59 modern problems require modern solutions

[@rosevidler1663]

cleaner here can confirm

[@cryptix23]

We're not gonna turn into crabs but we *might* turn into mermaids because iirc the mammalian version of 'independently becoming Crab' is 'independently fucking off back into the ocean'.

[@Bobb11881]

Since Coulson came up, I'm going to say what happened to him at the end of Agents of SHIELD, for those tasteless enough to have never watched it. He dies again at the end of season 5 and gets brought back as a robot at the end of season 6.

[@ShadeGaming4444]

isnt march 15 also roughly when covid lockdowns started in the US?

[@nineCryptids]

I don’t understand why laced shoes are more “formal” than velcros, cause like??? • Laces go everywhere, makes it less orderly (informal) • Harder to wear, constantly re-tying if you get the wrong shoes (informal, time wasting) • If the laces are long enough, on rainy days, they get practically caked in mud (gross) or just wet (also gross) Whereas: • Velcro can only really go in one place, more orderly (formal) • More convenient, less undoing of the shoes (unless your feet are too big for the shoes, but at that point buy new shoes) (time-efficient) • No dirty moist laces (yay, sanitary)

[@Meanslicer43]

That marvel picture makes me old. I watched the original Thor in theaters. And now we're past endgame and into things like no way home and multiverse of madness.

[@F0XY5O1]

8:04 That’s… *That’s a day after my birthday-*

[@Ivystripestudios]

5:10 I’m turning that into a meme

[@jilliancrawford7577]

I want to know if anyone ever made Frederick the Great's homemade coffee and reviewed it!

[@_rj261]

5:10 Orjazzm

[@Yvonne-Bella]

Double Tumblr Day! Just need PMSeymore and itxd be a trifecta.

[@thisisasupersayin376]

Kalbus should do an r/curatedtumblr video instead of an r/tumblr one

[@seamonster7081]

I mean that first one it ain't a bad idea

[@thisisasupersayin376]

You could've just cut off the intro at "The best way to look at Tumblr"

[@noelhann5262]

I do love my KZbin videos about subreddits about Tumblr.

[@MaximNightFury]

"windows 96" excuse me, that's not a windows version

[@NephiylusBaphson]

I was born on match 15 and I agree lmao

[@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456]

for the algorithm

[@pacicidal]

OH MY FUCKING GOD I HAVE SEEN THAT WINDOWS XP COMMAND PROMPT POST SO MANY TIMES AND IT JUST NOW DAWNED ON ME THAT THAT IS *ME* WHO ASKED ABOUT IT-

[@lyssayonezawa6811]

7:40 Pick up a napkin, act like you're going to cover your mouth, then proceed to eat the napkin. And other napkins. As many as you can. You want a scene, I'll give you a scene!

[@jamiejoy9637]

Guess what I was supposed to be born in April but instead I was born a month early on March 15 after being given steriods in the womb to keep me from being born even earlier and ever since then I have been absorbing all the goodness and joy from March 15th through space and time like some shitty elder god

[@alden1132]

Stew And Chill

[@jamesrynott3742]

Still a better love story than Romeo & Juliet

[@platinumaether8198]

12:13 noted

[@marcusbrown5781]

4:41 or your just care free standlee

[@marcusbrown5781]

stanlee

[@christina.69420]

March 15 is also the date of a defeated uprising of hungarians

[@sok8921]

3:36 I'm almost 13 and I've had this happen to me am I secretly an old man

[@mikaeljohansson291]

Windows 96? Do you mean Windows 98 or 95? 'Cause Windows 96 was never an operatiing system. And does that control panel font look so old you'd think it was that old? But now that you mention it it might a long time ago I saw that style font. But that's got to be at least Windows XP font. Maybe even Vista. Or maybe I should also feel old like the original tumblr post said

[@wafflesnep]

10:19 Here's basically how that goes "That's a nice argument, Senator. Why don't you back it up with a source?" "My source is that I made it the fuck up." Edit: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ipjQhaaXaNd5i5I

[@RRW359]

What in the name of Windiws 95/98 is Windows 96?

[@tOSdude]

Windows 96? Which timeline did you come from? And how can I get there? This one's shit.

[@anti_gen]

8:20 that’s my birthday :(

[@rosefireadventures5736]

March 15th is my mom's birthday...

[@ashleycd6487]

You guys all have Xbox. Meanwhile, I have Ybox and Zbox!! Also, "fourth dimension is associated with T" so I guess I have Tbox now oh and Playstation's cool i guess, i have a ps3

[@saltenzy449]

Day 328 of asking Kalbus to check out r/ihadastroke , Specifically with both Zen and Lumo, so Zen can grill Lumo on his struggles.

[@Kafj302]

I am like number 720

[@connorprado9810]

who doesn't like stew? it tastes better than azeu (the sauce i can't spell.) if u hate stew, wat wrong wih u?

[@SillyandgoofyAnim8or]

I was born on March 15th

[@geoshark12]

3:17 there a dm

[@MySerpentine]

Ides is pronounced eyedz, not eedz, at least in modern English.

[@Mercii725]

Bruh

[@Drag0nmaster]

Hello

[@yokyatwo7203]

Comment

[@handlehandlehandlehandlehand]

100th comment

[@Klonoa1488]

Early

[@theonehowasket3719]

Susy sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus

[@Techy404]

sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus sus su s (i kept typing the same thing, this is where i accidentaly broke it, can you go longer? lets see...)

[@angrybirb8158]

I translated both Techy and yours to English it is just a bunch of their and her’s

[@Techy404]

@@angrybirb8158 cool, where is the "his" update?

[@samtrem123]

Hi

[@linger0740]

Hello