r/NotMyJob Top Posts | Who care?

[@djdeadhorses]

i hope you realize how fucking terrible your content is

[@thatladoverthere7075]

*Oh he does; Don't worry.*

[@ewitsrylee5176]

:’)

[@cartoli5616]

But at least his water is clean

[@corknut6101]

HexagramMan his is terrible on purpose.

[@sharkboot]

yeh buh his water is so *C l e a n*

[@hmmyesinteresting]

There should be an award show for these.

[@hannahlemon2561]

Get the fuck out I’m tired of seeing you everywhere!

[@semi-inconsiderateorganism2882]

Oh hey, how are you fellow commenter?

[@Umayrica]

I’ve heard of a man named Cowbelly, but he’s retired.

[@brandonvistan7444]

It's called Slazo.

[@autisticdoll2500]

Your the new Justin Y.

[@straxan]

*Something in Australian.* *I don't know what. I'm just the viewer.*

[@cms3816]

Sry I don’t speak koala

[@warriorcatskid003]

ǝʇɐɯ ʎɐp’ƃ

[@yourlocalasshole352]

ooɹɐƃuɐʞ ǝʇᴉɯǝƃǝʌ ɐlɐoʞ ƃuɐɹǝɯooq

[@Planefan1000]

When you try to impress your Spanish-speaking girlfriend She: I can speak Spanish! Me: *SOMETHING IN SPANISH. I DON'T KNOW WHAT, I'M JUST A COMMENTATOR.*

[@remig0ld_641]

Yako enif neht

[@FilmsGio]

collab when ;)

[@phoenixx8963]

Slazo better notice this comment

[@Mia-gamin-616]

Arent you past Slazo or Slazo is young Gio?

[@ttybult]

It is french but all i can understand is "black chocolate and"

[@giovannij5441]

GioFilms Slazo is the great value version of you

[@szajszka]

Please do that

[@hannahlemon2561]

This is basically r/oopsdidntmeanto except they actually didnt mean to.

[@DustyyBoi]

Moe. So its the exact opposite of r/oopsdidntmeanto..

[@hannahlemon2561]

Basically

[@Fi6ment]

r/ itotallydidmeanto.suffer.

[@chocolatemilk6513]

Moe. But do you got a lunchable?

[@CowbeIly]

okay, this is epic

[@nobodynever4326]

Cowbelly Well if this isn't my counting down friend

[@oayd]

Cowbelly no

[@liquidtvafternoons5315]

Crispy boi

[@docmcmoth]

The moment I saw this, my nostrils turned inside out

[@idrk3707]

Leave gay

[@kiarablack5349]

Slazo: It's not even straight Me: That's what my parents said when they had me.

[@brittlebonesghost1226]

Sammmmme

[@taliakellegg5978]

How could they tell when they had you

[@calebh6244]

Olivia Woloshyn r/im14amdthisiswoooosh

[@internetduck1520]

r/comedycemetary

[@him1517]

wow we don’t care

[@tired9351]

this cleaned my water

[@maryannem3107]

Wow you fckn noob your water should have already been clean sheesh

[@Umayrica]

What kind of punk doesn’t clean their water twice a day?

[@riotbreaker3506]

SlazoClause checks your water twice, and if it's not clean, you get alternate water.

[@cms3816]

Ha! You clean your water just twice a day? I clean my water periodically every hour.

[@dorkcest-1292]

Outro: _Something Lemaitre_ *_I dont know, I'm just the Mongolian enslaved to edit for Slazo. Plz help xoxo._*

[@juke9674]

"Not too late" by Lemaitre (how tf do I pronounce him)

[@dorkcest-1292]

Steampunkcraft I know that ya shit its a joke

[@VikingGoalie86]

them teeth whiter than my dance moves

[@falakdipti2141]

bro-

[@ok0_0]

them teeth blacker than the prison population

[@jth1987leb]

Hickeys still on your neck. I want to know who he or she is

[@anastasiawilliams6645]

VGAPR Garage wha- where???

[@theperpetualprocrastinator9776]

Oh God I see it.

[@lupy5121]

VGAPR Garage where

[@devinotto224]

Cupid Paw the lower right side of his neck

[@bunworu]

That's the shadow of his shirt

[@thatladoverthere7075]

** __

[@hmmyesinteresting]

Quality

[@nyLbackwards]

Y es

[@icelingbolt]

r/subredditname

[@LegitACarWithAGun]

f

[@him1517]

how to end a kingdom in 2 seconds

[@cthulhux2215]

uɐǝlɔ sᴉ ɹǝʇɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ 'uɐW

[@Old.atlqntls]

Cthulhu X yes

[@Quazex]

no u

[@Chaotic_Observer]

Yes... yes it is...

[@daltongrubb1077]

Yep

[@dominicmesser2425]

I hate you and your clean water

[@JennaEmbers]

Probably the best Reddit video you’ve ever done

[@Thinzy]

firework equivalent of the Tsar Bomba

[@someonetgg]

I would have payed to be there.

[@giovannij5441]

Slazo is gio films dad

[@foxyspopsodameansamillion2799]

Canada Sucks True

[@riotbreaker3506]

Slazo IS giofilms,

[@dr.pineapple8495]

Riot Breaker you took my thunder

[@riotbreaker3506]

Dr. Pineapple I AM your thunder.

[@nonexsistentnormal2275]

plot twist

[@ihatewatermelons2677]

Slazo's *Ho made Apple butter* accents are actually good

[@owenfaz21]

who cares* my dude

[@Slazo]

Who care?

[@cheryl1587]

R/WHOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

[@forlornmess7716]

is this r/woosh?

[@cheryl1587]

Slazo wo car

[@seal1113]

lol

[@beelord4560]

1:35 Worker: “hey boss we have an extra brick” Boss: “just find a place to put it” Worker: “ok boss” (pulls out saw and saws through the bricks) “all done boss”

[@MetaFanWing]

That brick took skill to implement. P.S. Interesting, a fellow WoF fan.

[@GoldKnightProduction]

If I saw that exact "sample text" cup IRL I'd buy it, no hesitation.

[@clayzor8231]

No joke that pic at the end scared me, love your content Slazo 💜

[@oreos4843]

Alexa this is so sad play dame tu cosita

[@krasen671]

Dame tu cosita ah, ah Dame tu cosita ah, ay Dame tu cosita ah, ah Dame tu cosita ah, ay Dame tu cosita ah, ah Dame tu cosita ah, ay

[@riotbreaker3506]

One or two?

[@flyingunicorn3979]

a1uM1nuM448 I think you should leave.

[@PennyWenny224]

Who gave you the hickey Slazhoe? 😂😂

[@Chicag-no]

@SLØØT Slazo is a furry confirmed?

[@sloane3785]

Hahhh🤣😂

[@bloodforthebloodgod8030]

Wait what

[@creamsupreme6987]

Are we seriously not gonna talk about the end after the outro?

[@aslightlydisappointingsala8708]

We'd rather not

[@Avaneia]

This subreddit is honestly my entire humor at this point ... i am out there living my life, then i remember one of these pictures and just start laughing randomly

[@atomicdancer]

You ever watched a ho make apple butter? It's truly amazing

[@DecimusYna]

spanish spanish spanish spanish *DESPACITO* spanish spanish spanish spanish

[@jaimehunt7987]

Thanks for that ending shot there bro! I didnt need to sleep anymore anyway! 😂

[@sillypinkewe]

Bi-curious George.. Sorry I had to let that out. Stupidity needs to be vented before bed.

[@GlavestoneCarnston]

That devil man reference has me in pain.this is a personal attack

[@TheJollyjolly123]

Dude, your videos are doing nothing but getting better. I was audibly laughing at almost every joke throughout the vid, keep it up.

[@grumpdogg213]

This is every group project ever

[@hyperionrobit3090]

1:54 when someone asks you what "Lawful Evil" means during a D&D character creation session, just show them this. *Not against any enforced laws or one's set code of laws for themselves, but still evil.*

[@filthyactsatareasonablepri8136]

9:43 yeetus that fetus

[@Fi6ment]

Bashin'TrashTV *Fetus deletus*

[@filthyactsatareasonablepri8136]

Figment feetus that yetus

[@allthefandoms92]

I just got to this comment while I was on that part of the video 😂

[@someaccount3438]

Slazo, youre just getting better and better. These transitions from one post to another are really good. Like, it feels natural the way his speech patterns work when changing from one post to another. It's great.

[@DTLamia]

I would pay money to see such a firework That was awesome

[@Julia99lol]

The old outro music being still there makes me so happy

[@strugglingopossumriley4994]

Have a good day slazo

[@surayastinson5655]

It's midnight for me

[@cms3816]

Well it’s six Pm where I am

[@jaykay030]

C. Matt Scott I read 'where am I' lol

[@cms3816]

Jasmin Bonas lmao "it's six pm and I'm completely lost"

[@jaykay030]

C. Matt Scott That would've been hilarious!

[@jebrooks]

Last picture was nightmare fuel

[@BossSwagMaster]

Why is no one talking about the image at the end?

[@ameliaq.7481]

We're all trying to forget.

[@jurassicgoji9853]

Exactly

[@kc-ip2vc]

@@dylanhoffman me neither

[@neptune8898]

The first one and I'm choking from laughter and confusion. Jesus what kind of firework show...

[@aaronodonoghue1791]

that diagonal brick in the road is a crime against humanity

[@StarrChild.]

I love your commitment to the bit by editing your video poorly.

[@beefbrisket8905]

Yes but how clean is your water?

[@trashbutbetter309]

Constance Gordon very

[@maryannem3107]

More clean than yours

[@piercewest1476]

Constance Gordon clean as christ

[@ado3247]

How wet is your water?

[@maryannem3107]

Ado Wetter than you'll ever get a girl I'm sorry I saw an opportunity and took it

[@ladytomato7282]

Even though you post these videos in like the afternoon my time I always end up watching them before I go to bed. Your chill with a little less chill style is like relaxing- cool my dude

[@SnowCat-nu7gj]

Ok slazo, Lan-ca-sh please don’t butcher my home county

[@jamesupton6325]

Ruth Robinson We invented the language, get it right 😂

[@riseordietrying96]

Ayyyyy I came to the comments for this

[@charliexoxox]

Don’t you mean your city? Haha. Get it? Good meme yes.

[@pinkyylemon]

Ruth Robinson I know!!

[@pinkyylemon]

It's Lan-ca-sheer

[@VerchielxKanda]

I lost it when you added the Devilman Crybaby bit in here!! XD

[@onichi2995]

Omg! Two days ago I saw your neck and I thought someone hurt you i was concerned but realized to myself it was probably a hickey lol anyway the fireworks vid was funny :) Good vid.

[@azraz1364]

it is lol

[@thomasrichardson6432]

I don’t know if this is because I’m just the right level of drunk, but this is literally the best thing I have ever viewed. Please make more of these

[@mitskilvr1394]

Stop scrolling and pay attention to the cleanliness before your eyes!

[@jasminmitchell6960]

I'm not one of those girls that are like "daddy slazo" but at 5:16 that smile you made before laughing was amazing, like so attractive. I love all of your videos, you are an amazing youtuber I appreciate all your work to create content for your subs.

[@snug_as_a_bug]

jesus the ending

[@screechwhisper]

asdfghjkl his laugh is adorable

[@imnotactuallyacat3979]

Man, that [Sample Text] looks clean

[@eon928]

Man, that *bottom text*

[@Inita-bath]

Honestly this video was hilarious! I burst into fits of laughter on multiple occasions great job!

[@willydgaster]

1:10 DEBIRUMAN DEBIRUMAAAAAAN

[@emcar5555]

Holy shit that last clip is creepy

[@deaddoberman]

Emcar555 I'm so glad I'm not the only one that saw that

[@andrearupe6035]

Yessss someone else who saw 👌✌💚

[@vinxk3469]

What clip, im in the middle of the video.

[@emcar5555]

Vinxk Watch to the very end of the video, past the outro

[@vinxk3469]

Deez nutz gotem demon boss used deez nutz ability attack, what will you use?

[@Lady_Crispr]

2:04 I imagine it is done by someone who either got stiffed some money or is dealing with a shitty customer, and that is their little way of getting back at them. Like those people who like to put the sticker over the siren logo on Starbucks cups so the kids can't selfie right with them. Petty yea, but... they did their job really so you can't exactly be mad.

[@Planefan1000]

I like this Slazo, several times I had to *sotp* the video because I was laughing so much. It's a shame that your content has to *sotp* sometime. It's a shame WE have to *sotp* sometime.

[@batmanlikespizza2541]

I get slazo, gio, and meme daddy in one comment section. Today is a good day.

[@atombomb4609]

I love how in the firework show people were running away as if they were expecting it to kill them all

[@maciejknap6284]

That firework show gave me *Vietnam flashbacks*

[@CASHXRAT]

Haha bogan is my favorite Aussie word. Fireworks apocalypse was a smashing success tho.

[@purpleblah2]

I didn’t know Slazo made apple butter

[@thebigbadbeanman]

This one still has the old outro, I miss it

[@Cannedtun4]

Ah yes. Finally some good conTENT-

[@taisiamertz11]

I found this the funniest out if all his videos so far. His content keeps getting better and better

[@indieflowerutau]

Sally Donovin: Sir, there's been a break in. Greg Lestrade: NoT mY dIvIsIoN.

[@nerdforhire]

Indie Flower oo sherlock fan

[@alizacelemcentauri986]

0:07 when you played too much Minecraft 😂

[@noahperry7022]

Cool it ends with nightmares

[@infinitegadget8137]

"Please pay your parking fee before existing" Slazo, i CRACKED UP😂😂😂😂😂

[@Cosplay_slug]

BOI these uploads

[@darrestuff4149]

3:57 I remember going to that park- it’s in Universal Studios Orlando! That playground was so much fun. Had ball shooters, jungle gyms, the works. Also a flooded town. It was amazing.

[@irisaxs]

HOLY WHAT WAS THE END

[@sadwitches]

That genuine reaction with the bagel was actually adorable 😂

[@amykemp8925]

I don't care. It's not my job to care.

[@moutinexeidwkei]

8:48 I'm laughing more than I should with this "...meh stop..." sign 😂😂😂

[@boogiecousinsformvp7117]

Was the “who care” in the title ironic

[@juanes8931]

KZbin Commenter idk who care?

[@DustyyBoi]

KZbin Commenter I mean honestly who care

[@nndhdh]

quality content slazo: nah m8 i luv plebbit

[@mitskilvr1394]

I bet you’re reading this before finishing the video.

[@mewmewmeow9217]

Mannat Sharma don't call me out like that

[@qulep]

Then you lost your bet, sir.

[@mitskilvr1394]

MewMew Meow So you’re confessing to your crimes.

[@mitskilvr1394]

buzzfeed hater What bet? *Me No English* !

[@mewmewmeow9217]

Mannat Sharma maybe...

[@ahornyhyena8594]

10:47 You ever just shit urself so hard you die a couple seconds lat

[@paris1064]

clean like always ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)

[@chuhaecherry8674]

Vkookies & hoshi carat armyyy

[@tollyjones1344]

(√°∆°)√

[@synflwr]

Like the water?

[@kc-ip2vc]

OH NO ITS THE POTATO ARMY

[@karou6969]

Man, that water looks CLEAN.

[@jess-xt1nm]

6:16 it looks like someone nut in a bagel and than laid an egg in it

[@Fi6ment]

The ending of this video is cursed 10/10 would not be watched in my bed

[@Super-wx6br]

Pretty certain 4:29 is what they wanted on their mug

[@eleanorthornes7405]

I was actually there for that fireworks show. It's in a place where the public can't buy fireworks due to fire hazards and a TON of people went. It was glorious.

[@isuckatyoutube3337]

*Man dies* "Help!" says the nearest person. me: r/notmyjob

[@fatal7818]

thank you for the tears at 1:10 i totally needed a reminder to the anime that ruined my life

[@dianesophie2674]

O U I M O N A M I

[@jayson6222]

JE M'PELLE LAFAYETTE

[@azul034]

JE SUIS MON MERE ET MON PERE MUAHAHAHAH wait how

[@madi2508]

That's no firework show! Thats a bomb! Everyone's dead!-

[@yeahokaysurethatsalright]

4:02 where exactly was the curious george. it doesnt like its above the water, but what is it attached to? im so confused

[@horsethief925]

Hi There he floatinf

[@MsKelly-os4kt]

Hi There- it's not our job to explain it to you, sorry 😞

[@roandooley6274]

There was a clear pole thingy holding it up above the water.

[@kevinkrueger7738]

Correction, there is a small chance of acadentle placement of a stair cace instead of a fence, because you have to place TWO fences to get the aperance on screen when he says fence, but there wouldnt be enough space, so it was acadenteln’t and he perpusly placed the staircase just for good looking

[@LouisOnAir]

7:44 Lang-kuh-shuh

[@cynthiaerune3554]

0:45 what an absolute UNIT of a fireworks show

[@AsAboveISoBelow]

SmileBoi.jpg

[@bigidot6913]

AsAboveItIsBelow deeznuts.jpg

[@lameemo1524]

I'm a new sub and I fucking love these videos, thanks for everything Slazo!! 💛

[@francesatty7022]

7:50 "Lan ca sher" not LANCAN SHIER

[@chrisj403]

All fireworks at once is vastly more entertaining than a normal firework show.

[@imstretch664]

Woah! America!