Rachel Uncensored's Dirtiest Episode - S3 Ep16

In today's episode we are getting down and DIRTY! From nasty confessions, to explaining the world's dirtiest jobs, to debunking germ myths--we cover it all! Get the hand sanitizer ready, because this is a gross one!
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[@brookeweisbrod9591]

"I'm like Herpes I never go away" OMG Emily you kill me. Keep being you girl

[@alyssa4704]

This wasn’t funny. It’s highly offensive.

[@Jorja_47]

@@alyssa4704it’s kinda funny and true

[@jwmprcht7273]

​@@alyssa4704😅😊😊

[@clearlyseverely3155]

The poop in the chili reminds me of the movie The Help, when she bakes a shit pie for her "employer". I love Em as a reoccurring guest, you two have good conversational chemistry!

[@jabfab97]

loved that movie. poop in the pumpkin pie

[@mana4013]

I’ve work in the medical field for over 10yrs, an see and deal with the unthinkable. You are correct Rachel…you HAVE to detach yourself from the situation because if you don’t, a lot of us would have serious problems. I love what I do, and it has it’s amazing perks.

[@emilyd2628]

As an ER nurse, I believe every one of those stories. 😂

[@jessebaker9553]

I am a teacher and I, thankfully, am not like those teachers that try to talk down on certain jobs. I tell my students to go for whatever they believe is best for them, whether it is college or community college or trade school or just jumping right into a job field if they are able to. I also was warned not to be a teacher by my teachers (because it sucks sometimes), but here I am lol

[@franceliasalgado745]

"To find your family jewels in a dark a$$ cave" hahahaha i could not stop laughing.

[@Emily.03]

Happy 2 year anniversary to my favorite podcast!!

[@atlastheghost7012]

I love Uncensored days because I play basketball while I listen to the podcast!

[@ashleymandina6139]

Rachel: if I could get anything in me I’m doing it Not Emily: that’s what she said Ashley (me): you are almost 40 Ashley. Calm down. But em you missed that grand opportunity lol

[@millieb2750]

“release your balls sir”😭😭😂 55:28

[@mizzemilybrown]

I would recommend not intentionally getting sunburned for tans. Melanoma is an awful cancer. Also you can tan when wearing sunscreen it just takes longer and avoids sun damage.

[@surjati]

I would recommend not using just any sunscreen as most of them are designed to give you skin cancer aswell. Do your research.

[@jamier.hayden4636]

I was thinking the same thing

[@netsirk8437]

Note to self: NEVER eat while listening to this podcast. Just started eating chicken fried rice, when the topic changed to maggot cheese. Now all my rice has "turned into" maggots. I'm done.

[@jenloves4260]

Raise your hand if you got an alcohol wipe to wipe down your phone before this podcast was over! 🙋🏻‍♀️

[@morganfern29]

“Belching and burping mean the same thing - to pass gas from the mouth - though some consider belching to be louder. Another term for it is eructation.” I googled what os the difference between Burping and belching and this popped up. You had me genuinely curious after you asked that so I just had to google it, then share what I found with you. Thank you Rachel. Some of the ER stories you are telling sound like that they should be on Untold Stories of the ER on TLC.

[@jenloves4260]

Emily “I’m like Herpes, I never go away!”……you know we love you! ❤

[@heather4180]

I LOVE Emily! She’s a fantastic addition. I’ve been watching Rachel for years and can’t imagine Emily not apart of this platform. You’re a Gem, Em! 💎☀️♥️

[@wilsonverno]

my sister helped someone that did crime scene clean ups and she told me so many horror stories. and she also told me some people poop when they die 🤢😅

[@leahostrum6055]

Bird shit never goes away either… lol. Had a resident at the nursing home I work at tell me that. Lol!

[@GrodanBoll]

Me and my fiancé never shut the bathroom door, we always keep talking whenever someone goes to the toilet 😂 like one stays in the livingroom and the other goes to the toilet we can still see eachother 😅

[@x.Kristen.x]

My husband does that lol I’m like Emily I can’t poop if someone is around lmao

[@talorcurtis6565]

I love this one! It’s so gross yet so interesting and funny lol

[@ArtByDesign80]

Agree with Rachel “quirky” is completely unrelated to “dirty”.

[@cami.nadamas]

happy two years of rachel uncensored!!!

[@ajs8186]

This episode was the best!😄

[@imjuliewaters]

I have skin folds and it just depends on the spot if I can tell if something's there that shouldn't be. If I wiped the area with toilet paper and some of it ripped off and stayed behind I might not notice until I moved a certain way and felt it rub up against my skin. I think that I would definitely notice if there was a frog in there though.

[@stacey33030]

I think this was number one for me!! 😂

[@gracelarmee]

I'm not normally that sensitive to medical stories but the first medical story literally made me nauseous and my skin itchy so warning to people who don't like the idea of something under your skin

[@EscapeReality94]

As a kid i wanted to do crime scene cleanup. And i still do. I watch youtub3 videos about it all the time. I have no issues at looking a "messes" + i barely have a sense of smell. I can literally stick my head into a portOpottie and it wouldn't faze me. But i have a body trembling fear of fly larva. Don't even like saying the name.... that is the only thing holding me back from that career path.... I have tried to get over my fear but i just cant..... when i was about 10 years old i was asleep in bed. I was awoken to some movement. I turn on my light and had realized.....my dog had brought in a rotten bug infested wild bunny from outside in the middle of the night and started to enjoy his fowl snack under my blanket in between my EFing legs!!!!! I had nightmares for years!!!!!! Typing this is actually making me nauseous, so ima go now! ✌🏼

[@playwithmeinsecondlife6129]

Gorgeous Rachel and Adorable Emily look so cute. I miss skipping ads on Relax podcast. I miss Truck of the Day.

[@Jiddy12345]

Yes to more of this.

[@Kanobi541]

11:52 me slowly putting my phone down to listen bcuz I was holding it

[@musicftw711]

I’m way too excited for the next podcast ep 😂

[@EscapeReality94]

Cheap walmart bidet attachment just basic water on/off switch is $30. $20 to go with a hand held sprayer bidet but could get messy 😅

[@MakeItMagical27]

We need so many tradespeople! Plumbers, electricians, they make good money!

[@ericahearst5470]

Don't you mean the quirkiest episode? 😂😂

[@melrox8809]

I keep my tooth brush in my room bc of that reason. & I keep my toilet lid closed.

[@Kathryn.md08]

Shark fin doesn't actually have a strong taste. They add chicken to shark fin soup to give it a taste

[@Marie--Marie]

It´s when the burp comes right from your heart - I always say at home =)

[@PrincessPeyten]

Living fly eggs and maggots in the guys infected leg? And a dead in her roll? oh hell no this is why I would never become a nurse😳😳😳

[@beckylouisesmith9216]

Emily is looking🔥 today! Girl you look incredible!😍🥰💖

[@aharper4]

Quirky doesn’t = dirty lol I’m with Rachel lol 😂

[@joninahgiersdorf-thompson774]

Emily just letting you know from a farmer who raises chickens and only eats chicken for meat: meat chickens will die from heart attacks or from their legs breaking because they are so fat and by butchering them we are just putting them out of their misery they are also super gross and mean so I don't feel bad and I only eat small farm raised chicken such as my own

[@EscapeReality94]

I am 300lbs and have a lot of rolls. There are parts of my body that has no feeling. The skin on my left hip (i prefer to sleep on my left) my lower belly right above my fupa has almost no feeling. If i touch it it feels muted like if your foot falls asleep. Also until i was in my late teens i had never been taught that i needed to wear a bra. It is something i just never knew. So i be saggin more than i should. I can grab the skin on my chest and lift my boob up and there is no feeling anywhere on my chest skin. My bf hates when i do it! 😂 sometimes when im just sitting and watching tv i will just start pulling on my chest skin lmaooo like twiddling your thumbs haha but yeahh i have many places where the skin has stretched so much or have been under pressure for years that there is little to no feeling. I have to be mindful of my body at all times for cysts, cuts, pimples, infected ingrown hairs..... at least once a week i examine my body head to toe for anything out of the ordinary. My bf also helps to look at things that i cant see also.

[@peachxtaehyung]

Yeah my chest is the same way because I cannot find bras that I can fit or afford so I have to go without or just in a sports bra

[@Caffeinated.Christy]

I've been interested in the crime scene cleaner thing for a while but I can't deal with the bugs and my nose is too sensitive ☕️🎃

[@joelmoses565]

Good interview Rachel 👍

[@Ashleyym321]

“Release your balls sir!!” Hahaha

[@Marie--Marie]

If you want to be together with a person for very long... maybe even until your old... then you better learn to poop and so on infront of each other because it could come the day you will have to help the other person poop and afterwards clean them up... i think if you really love someone that shouldn´t be a problem.

[@hollymarie113]

It’s a lot more than 6 to 8 units a day to make $60,000 cleaning porto-pottys. More like $25,000 - $30,000 a year after taxes if only doing that many. Unless working events or storm/disaster relief but then that’s a complete different story.

[@sincerely.jordyn]

First!! I love you girls sm 😭🤍

[@delilah4879]

15:02 APPRENTICESHIP

[@Star_dogs12]

I love this

[@jacquelinejones1754]

You’re like glitter you’ll never leave

[@melrox8809]

Adam ruins everything talked about flush able wipes. This is y I stop flushing them.

[@Coco12769]

I love these

[@wilsonverno]

i saw a tinder profile that didn’t show his face and his bio said “i want a girl to fart on me” never knew that was an ACTUAL thing….. i’m sorry but some are so weird

[@ArtByDesign80]

42:44 I am half Filipino and can not bring myself to eat balut. 🙅🏻‍♂️

[@HowDidIGetHere91]

I’m gonna say it and forgive me if I’m wrong but, *Rachel…did you smack Blazes tush to sync your audio before you started? Yes or no?* 😂

[@christinereinelt5172]

Part 2 please

[@debbieebbiebobebbie]

Yea! Never yuck anyone’s yum!

[@JessicaClark-lq4gw]

Wait. Did rachel say lamb is "exotic"? Lamb is a very common tasty meat in NZ. Do all Americans believe its exotic?

[@thewillow3457]

Votes for another one.

[@Melissa-Glover]

Apprentice!

[@handmeachurrobeforeifaint2638]

My little 19 month old red nose female Pibbie is not at all a fan of the fart noises.

[@rebeccahwark8838]

I have a larger than average fat "apron" . for me l do not have any loss of sensation. But, I can only speak for myself. I love all that both of you do.💜💜💜

[@tieragibbs3045]

Wait I thought Rachel had adhd?

[@gabbyminer9396]

She does

[@heatherbillpotter1266]

💜💜💜💜💜💜

[@magdalena9917]

Hello

[@led_5226]

If you're working a trade, you're either going to or have gone to trade school.

[@zellapalmer9581]

i went to ecuador recently and our tour guide bought us a guinea pig🫠 full face and everything, but i’m on the same page as you guys with the face lmao

[@nkirvin4504]

Hello