I still think "The Condemned" is one of the more underrated actions movies. It's not going to blow you away or anything, but it's basically "Hunger Games" with Stone Cold Steve Austin killing guys and giving out one-liners like stunners. Not a bad way to spend your evening with a beer and box of pizza.
@einherjar81472 жыл бұрын
I was about to comment something similar. Entertaining flick.
@alucard6242 жыл бұрын
It felt like an old school Cannon Films flick in many ways. Definitely one of Stone Cold's more entertaining movies for sure.
@MagicalMaster2 жыл бұрын
Solid middle of the road action. Not great, but far from a waste of time.
@mr_indie_fan2 жыл бұрын
If you want a better way to spend an evening with a beer and a box of pizza i recommend hot rod (the 2007 movie)
@MrBlue3rd2 жыл бұрын
In an Era where true masculine cinema is a dying art The condemned is a great movie to fill that void. You're right it's a great beer and pizza movie.
@moonasha2 жыл бұрын
1:48 you know a movie is gonna be good when it opens with the Papyrus font.
@mr_indie_fan2 жыл бұрын
I prefer comic sans 💀💙
@mr_indie_fan2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the rock isn't an actor, he is a movie star. Big difference actually: one plays the same god damn thing every time, the other can act.
@mr_indie_fan2 жыл бұрын
Nicolas cage has range, the rock can only play the rock. That's all im saying. He can't compare to actual actors!
@mikecampos11932 жыл бұрын
@@mr_indie_fan that's why national treasure 3 actually needs him if Disney doesn't put him in it won't even make any money.
@mr_indie_fan2 жыл бұрын
@@mikecampos1193 they won't make any money with or without him man, not even nicolas cage can save a woke dumpster fire.
@einherjar81472 жыл бұрын
He actually does a decent job of acting in Southland Tales, imo.
@dakotasan87192 жыл бұрын
@@mr_indie_fan Check out “Willy’s Wonderland”. It’s a cheesy horror movie Cage starred in and somehow, despite not uttering a single word in the movie, Cage is STILL unmitigated HAM.
@mr.gorgenchuck65012 жыл бұрын
You always know it was made in Canada when the movie doubles as an unofficial Battlestar Galactica reunion.
@deSloc2 жыл бұрын
Always a chance of sighting SG-1 lurking around those woods as well.
@plain_simple_garak2 жыл бұрын
Between BSG, Stargate SG-1/Atlantis, Smallville and Supernatural, you can't throw a rock in Vancouver without hitting someone who was on one of them
@smareng2 жыл бұрын
@@plain_simple_garak As a Vancouverite, I can confirm this. There's one outside my window now...
@The_Big_Jay2 жыл бұрын
Rageaholic Cinema is almost nostalgic in a way. Because his style with these videos hardly changes, I feel like I'm being taken back to 2010 KZbin.
@thirtythree36102 жыл бұрын
Razors movie reviews are hilarious I hope he does them more often. That kool aid sound byte killed me
@kri2492 жыл бұрын
It was obvious Eric Roberts wasn't going to last long. He's probably the most expensive cameo in this movie. Also, love Trey Parker and Matt Stone songs. I know they're parody but they still go off.
@EMPERORCEASAR12 Жыл бұрын
Glad somebody mentioned Eric Roberts. Shame his character got killed off way too early. But understandingly so, this is a direct to DVD movie.
@fortheloveofking2 жыл бұрын
I love that you're an Attitude Era mark. Even when it comes to TV and movies, I think it was the pinnacle of western civilization.
@Vaporvice842 жыл бұрын
The Austin impression had me dying lol.
@patm38922 жыл бұрын
Explode like an Oklahoma federal building, pure gold.
@wpflesh65102 жыл бұрын
I love the fact while Rocky is out there putting out movies…..Steve stays out at his Nevada ranch and rides around on his side by side blasting all sorts of rock n roll
@naterivers61072 жыл бұрын
And yet this film's effects are still somehow better than half the shit in Rangs of Power.
@planetofthelivingsandman38622 жыл бұрын
I wish you did more of these man. Rageaholic Cinema is always epic.
@monoXcide012 жыл бұрын
Razorfist should do riff trax of all of the Rattlesnake's filmography!
@killmonger50972 жыл бұрын
Razor needs to review more movies
@andystegall74072 жыл бұрын
Watching Steve gimp around is the best part about this. That excruciating rappelling/rock climbing montage is cinema gold🤣
@klonoa4502 жыл бұрын
Holyshit a razorfist Cinema episode
@DaveyBlade132 жыл бұрын
At The Gates, the kings of papyrus
@david.bowerman2 жыл бұрын
I just finishing binge watching all of the existing Rageholic Cinema playlist again so this is a delicious treat
@joecarroll33712 жыл бұрын
Rageaholic Cinema is consistently entertaining. The running commentary, complete with so many pop culture references, Kevin Williamson is legit spelunking all over himself.
@mrscruffles8012 жыл бұрын
The SCORPION is still my all-time favorite film review. It's an underrated comedic gem.
@LibertyJefferson2 жыл бұрын
Your Austin impression is actually good.
@LukeKorolowiczArt2 жыл бұрын
oh by gawd the teaxs rattlesnake has come for razorfist
@guiltygearhead95762 жыл бұрын
Can I get a hell yeah!?
@LukeKorolowiczArt2 жыл бұрын
@@guiltygearhead9576 HELL YEAH MCMAHON
@worldofdoom9952 жыл бұрын
An unexpected entry, but a welcome one.
@baeleef_2 жыл бұрын
We shall consent to all Razorfisting here- no safe word
@The_Mighty_Fiction2 жыл бұрын
Writer: OK, so I've come up with four deaths for our main bad. Beating, railing fall, quad bike to the face or exploding gas tank? Director. Yes.
@aregularperson75732 жыл бұрын
After the second day at my first job nothing is better to unwine with than Razor
@PopeMetallicus2 жыл бұрын
congrats on the job homie!
@guiltygearhead95762 жыл бұрын
Congrats on the job man! Or lady! Whichever one you are.
@RegginaldRiglet2 жыл бұрын
Wow the editing on this was top notch. Hilarious stuff
@CoryHobbs21782 жыл бұрын
How have I not seen this video format from you before? I love this as much as your rants! Awesome!
@redheadboyyy1232 жыл бұрын
Been waiting for a new one of these and what a film to do!!!
@RolandDeschain12 жыл бұрын
The Squall overlay was genius. Well done, Terran.
@wickedends2 жыл бұрын
I laughed too hard on that one.
@Thrashedcrow2 жыл бұрын
LET ME GET A HELL YEAH, for RAGEAHOLIC CINEMA!!
@guiltygearhead95762 жыл бұрын
HELL YEAH!
@Ziomaletto Жыл бұрын
What?
@lavitzbass66662 жыл бұрын
i missed Rageaholic Cinema , so glade to see it back
@ericconners9232 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for this I have my razorforce mug and ready to enjoy... Will be a patron this month love your work
@Roadman10002 жыл бұрын
"Explode like an Oklahoma Federal Building" as an Oklahoman I spit out my drink laughing.
@Dylan-cu4ty2 жыл бұрын
If you want Razorfist to do a "Stone Cold" Christmas of Rageaholic Cinema, *GIVE ME A HELL YEAH!*
@NormieNerddom2 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early, John Fetterman hadn't had a stroke yet.
@flammenwaffenfries30392 жыл бұрын
Next, they'll wheel up someone in a coma
@alexkogan97552 жыл бұрын
Sheesh, the main antagonist in this film has more lives than a Tom & Jerry toon.
@filmgeekstudios4393 Жыл бұрын
Him sliding down that mountain was kind of a legitimately badass action piece for a low budget movie
@bigsauce11162 жыл бұрын
I read "rageaholic cinema" in my notifications and literally shook my head to make sure I was seeing it right. And then got instantly teleported to 2012/2013 razör. So hyped haha
@jaredwhite2002 жыл бұрын
Being Able to Watch RazorFist do a movie Review with my favorite wrestler ever in it is pure Gold.
@jay_man_2355 Жыл бұрын
Oh, the comment about the group's dental hygiene improving (spoiler) at the death of Gary Daniels, had me laughing good.
@btssilence2 жыл бұрын
Any action movie badass can cauterize a wound by heating a knife, but it takes a STONE COLD badass to do it with a CHEESE SPREADER.
@bujilou2 жыл бұрын
Oh Razor, you magnificent bastard, if only you could see the shit eating grin I have plastered across my face when I see a Rageaholic Cinema episode, it goes perfect with the opening music
@kriswithadagger2 жыл бұрын
Two rock solid Southpark bangers in one Rageaholic Cinema? How did the universe survive?
@naturallawman29652 жыл бұрын
The "Father of the year" line was comedy gold. I had to stop the video in uncontrollable laughter. 🤣
@bludwurm Жыл бұрын
"12% of the population." Holy, hairy, truth-bombs you are fucking hilarious!
@JGKersh162 жыл бұрын
Been wondering ever since I found Razorfist a year and a half ago if he was gonna continue this series. Nothing but gold!
@jeffreyrh2 жыл бұрын
He comes from a little fishing town about 80 miles north of Anchorage.
@awpatt45622 жыл бұрын
Dear RazorFist, Thank you for the spine tingling synopsis! I laughed , I cried, I was really impressed by the amount of line Stone Cold got out of that watchband. All of this in under 30 minutes, and without the embarrassment of digging thru the WalMart DVD bargain bin. In all great stories there are some questions best left unanswered, such as how does SC keep his head so smooth and shiny in the wilds of the pacific northwest ?
@irishsoxfan342 жыл бұрын
This movie would have been over if Doc from New Vegas just preprogrammed the phone bomb and hit speed dial instead manually fucking pressing 10 digits. I mean if I'm going to fuck over 4 murderous a-holes and a masterclass hacker (who could track me down) I'd think I'd plan ahead. Then again I'd probably go through the trouble of gassing their asses and hiding all of their bodies. You know instead of blowing up my criminal enterprise were the FBI can (continue to ignore Hunter's laptop) find plans of the heist and my fingerprint or two laying about.
@MrPlainsflyer2 жыл бұрын
Keeping up with the cardassians was amazing
@xRevolverServbot2 жыл бұрын
Modern times with Classic Razorfist-era editing. Very nice!
@debonaire_nerd2 жыл бұрын
That scene of the Caravan exploding with Eric Roberts inside pretty much sums up this week's Memo that circulated the offices of Twitter.
@blankfrankie37472 жыл бұрын
Two DVDA songs in one video? You spoil us, sir.
@Mathmachine2 жыл бұрын
I'm that one weirdo that has always said that the films Austin has done as an action movie hero have dwarfed anything John Cena has ever done, even when they're the same bloody film. I'm always called crazy for that, but who's laughing now?
@ikecarr59892 жыл бұрын
A while back the Rageholic said he was willing to go to matt for ROBOCOP 3. I always wanted to see his take on the original three flicks.
@rexdominos16142 жыл бұрын
It's great to see Rageaholic cinema back! Killer episode man!
@johnconner84372 жыл бұрын
Died of laughter at Were into kinky shit.
@smokydogy2 жыл бұрын
The jokes were fantastic and you introduced me to this dude's movies and I will be checking them out
@krymera666x72 жыл бұрын
Oh this is gonna be awesome. Now time to review some old school John Woo.
@pontiusporcius84302 жыл бұрын
Or some classic bond.
@jefferyalberter99222 жыл бұрын
Hey, leave Ric Flair out of this! (Seriously, dude looks cooked)
@tatersnake2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit the Oklahoma commentary killed me every time 😂
@tthomaselli2 Жыл бұрын
The Rageaholic- As a pro wrestling fan, I'm a fan of "Stone Cold" Steve Austin. I've never seen this movie, however... Thanks for the insight.
@willyk-fv6ok2 жыл бұрын
I love all you're content but the cinema and mythos are my favorite hands down
@Lord_englishgent2 жыл бұрын
Great to see more Rageaholic Cinema, I've rewatched all your other ones every time I have a hangover and laugh my arse off
@WhopyStompy2 жыл бұрын
Bro, you need to do more of these! Holy shit that was funny!
@thobol102 жыл бұрын
Wait... this video was released a month ago? I never saw it in my sub feed
@alexanderferus78162 жыл бұрын
Awesome review so funny, raz0rfist killing it as always
@frenchfrey652 жыл бұрын
Now on a list of things I did not see coming, I did not see Razorfist reviewing a movie starring Stone fucking Cold Steve fucking Austin. GIMME A HELL YEAH!
@jillvalentinefan772 жыл бұрын
I knew greatness was on the Horizon today. Then you drop another another gem. Rock on Razorfist. 🤘
@johnedgar79562 жыл бұрын
This was great!!! More of THIS, please!! Thank you RazorFist; this is what MST3K *should* have been!
@thecopperowl83862 жыл бұрын
So much gold in this, Terran might try to steal it. Oklahoma federal building freaking killed me XD
@fredreichkarr18542 жыл бұрын
I fucking lost it when you said Star Wars. Had to pause and catch my breath.
@MLPDethDealr328 ай бұрын
Not only was he Doc Mitchell's VA in New Vegas, Michael was also Colonel Saul Tigh of the Colonial Fleet in BATTLESTAR GALACTICA and General Tullius in Skyrim.
@PerfectTangent2 жыл бұрын
Christ they should have kept it going as his surreal burning body stumbled out of the tunnel shouting about how hard it was to keep a good one down.
@LargeMetallicFellow Жыл бұрын
I bought every Stone Cold Steve Austin movie, even the bad ones, and to see my favorite wrestler be such a BAMF in pure 80s/90s energy is always a treat.
@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 Жыл бұрын
He and Goldberg have better movies than Rock and Hogan.
@davidcraig95402 жыл бұрын
So much attitude era going on here haha this was fun
@deanjones12992 жыл бұрын
Joy. Too long since the last one of these. Razor's take on Commando is one of the funniest videos I've ever scene. Will watch this over dinner tonight (Austria).
@MercenaryX212 жыл бұрын
This is deep hurting levels and it needs the mystery Science theater 3000 treatment
@theronraam232 жыл бұрын
I wish, just once, that we could've heard Sean Connery say "Stone Cold Steve Austin".
@adama77522 жыл бұрын
More of THESE please
@meekrob Жыл бұрын
As a wrestling fan myself myself, I love (and get!) all the references. Simply a masterpiece.
@MaxPower-zc8nf2 жыл бұрын
Who would have guessed it would be so hard to kill Gil Bellows?
@chrisw61642 жыл бұрын
RIP Eric Roberts. You were great in Runaway Train.
@jhetttiernan26232 жыл бұрын
First Rageaholic Cinema in forever and it starts with a Kill Bill reference.... I would follow Razörfist to hell and back
@MasterZero992 жыл бұрын
Bro, I have MISSED your movie reviews. I rewatch them in order everything I can!
@pontiusporcius84302 жыл бұрын
You led me to kosugi and I found feudal gold, you unearthed tonny and I discovered grade a ham, I will not hesitate to check stone cold steve austin's celluloid slayers.
@MOE-db8oc2 жыл бұрын
There is no way in hell that someone will copyright strike this movie. They will have to admit they made it. Hahahaha, oh I can’t breathe, hahahaha Razor, Terran and you did not disappoint with this one. GFS
@bobleeswagger47411 ай бұрын
Whoever is responsible for 14:00 is amazing.
@omarcominyo44812 жыл бұрын
Add Stone Cold Steve Austin impersonations to Razor's list of low-key talents.
@caseymacgregor80892 жыл бұрын
I appreciate the copious amounts of DVDA’s wonderful music in this one.
@hariman77272 жыл бұрын
Shoulda used speed dial! Also... and now his daughter is permanently traumatized. So... better than letting her go to public school/college.
@bastardluigi2 жыл бұрын
A new Rageaholic Cinema? Can I get a hell yeah?!?
@guiltygearhead95762 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah!
@tomweickmann64142 жыл бұрын
By the Gods..... My gun collection is literally (yes literally) dripping testosterone as this soyless tribute to manhood rages mightily across the screen of my......cellphone. Damn, I'm outta Cheetos and Yoohoo again..... Lord Razor, you dunnit real good.
@mantovannni2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant dude, great to see another Rageaholic cinema.
@brightfalls6788 Жыл бұрын
Dick Masterson plays a great antagonist.
@VoodooViking2 жыл бұрын
All they need in the montage scene was the saxophone guy from lost boys playing on a fucking cliff with a waterfall behind him. And the moon.