Ralph Barbosa | Am I Republican

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[@Karluin]

As a Texan, my biggest issue when I leave is the lack of breakfast tacos.

[@psydrith1]

In NY we got breakfast pizza which is pretty great.

[@Ramjit275]

And Salsa, I won't eat tacos without salsa

[@Preszure.]

The portion sizes are different too I don't like that. 😂

[@idk-ft6tl]

@@psydrith1 kids all over the country have breakfast pizza for school breakfast

[@IBNpm]

Gotta be in San Antonio

[@codmpink]

When I went out to Utah even the preacher was packing heat.

[@RearrangingReality]

Joshua Graham?

[@GM6.7]

If you have the right to exercise the freedom you better or the government thinks they can take it away.

[@jimhughes1070]

My preacher got me started ...carrying! 🙏 Central Texas!! 😎

[@MoonGardenDream]

Nice! The only time I've seen a gun in church was growing up in a small town of about 4,000 in eastern Idaho. There was a lady cop who, even she was scheduled to work Sundays, would take her break during services. So she'd come in uniform and carrying. 😁

[@codmpink]

@@RearrangingReality underrated comment bro

[@Yo_AB_Breaks]

Saw a Texas granny getting groceries with a .357 on her hip. She obviously didn't care if she'd make it as long as she had company.

[@rahjeel]

Those who grow old are usually the coldest 🥶🥶

[@user-wi6cz4hh5b]

😂😂😂 that's too funny!

[@carrymepleaseapex262]

🤣 yes!!!

[@JRDawg2020]

Texas grannys are bad ass 😎

I’m Hispanic and this is not funny I feel sorry for the inbreds who paid to see this

[@JVS_T]

“Am I republican?” 😂😂😂

[@jannorris4140]

Yes, if you have common sense and a little bit of gratitude for living here.

[@allbottledup9513]

@@jannorris4140I’m republican, so this coming from a place of love, but it’s more complicated than that. There are policies on both sides I agree with. In a perfect world, we wouldn’t be stuck with a two party system. That said, I also find it hard to respect anyone who doesn’t choose republican in this day and age.

[@aisosaihama]

​@@allbottledup9513 thank you for being sensible, it's crazy I even have to say that but this is exactly how everyone should approach western politics. In a shitty 2 party system, I don't believe it's possible to be 100% in communion with whichever side you vote for.

[@Chocolate-Bean]

​@allbottledup9513 I'm from New York and I never understood people just picking either republican or democrats because generally speaking most people would have ideas that wouldn't fit just 1 political party

[@elchicomedallasno3962]

​@@jannorris4140 yeah youre also against weed, medicare for all, gay marriage, and unions🤷🏻

[@sellmav]

When I travel to Europe the first thing ppl ask me when they hear I’m from Texas is “you all carry guns there right?” “Yep we sure do. All of us.” 😂

[@gonzaloreyna6568]

I was at Six Flags and this little kid comes out of the restroom with his dad and says, look daddy a cowboy!! I was wearing a cowboy hat. 😂😂😂

[@burny6666]

And you wonder why Texas has an homicide rate 6 or 7 times higher than Europe...

[@coltentackett892]

Gotta keep expectations up😂

[@Sava.S]

Im from Europe and you should own guns, it's a privilege not many have, it has nothing to do with politics, left right whatever you gotta be able to protect yourself. Basic human right we don't have here.

[@wigpiipgiw1582]

​@@Sava.SI'm so glad that most of us disagree with you

[@coloradopackratprepper]

Im from Texas : you dont start nothin n i wont start nothin

[@eirannehooie5951]

Houstonian here. Don't start none, won't be none. 🤣🙋🏼‍♀️

[@pasofino9583]

You an immigrant

[@WildRoostuh]

Tennessean here, we got your back Texas. They don’t call us the volunteers for nothin.

[@Treeman261]

​@@WildRoostuh yes sir! As a humble crossvillian our regulars shall stand proud in the face of tyranny.

[@xrellx]

​@@Treeman261Cheatham County, locked and loaded

[@Onemadfiddler]

The "you neither" part is kinda the whole point of gun rights EDIT: Me coming back to this comment after a few days away: *THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT*

[@trotcodg]

🎯

[@ShowerOnceYearly]

also to protect yourself and your family from someone who's bigger and stronger, has friends with him, or has a weapon of his own. One day you'll need to protect your food and water as well.

[@TRiX2626]

@@ShowerOnceYearlyit’s technically to defend yourself from a tyrannical government so the comment is spot on, being able to defend yourself from home invaders, or a thief are just extra benefits to having gun rights

[@ShowerOnceYearly]

@@TRiX2626 I will not argue against that and didn't intend to brother

[@peterhansen1496]

That comment is exactly what's wrong with this country

[@Crispy1pics]

Buddy just gave the best second amendment example ever.

[@eMegMBea]

RIGHT!!!!! That's exactly what I said!!

[@Souffdogg]

Yeah how many shootings are there in america? Good luck with that.

[@Sharlene-r6j]

Don't start nothing won't be nothing ahh comment 🎉

[@Marc-n5e]

​@@Sharlene-r6jy'all are cowards

[@peterrooney3780]

​@@Sharlene-r6jf around and find out, for both parties

[@c_sparks_1002]

This dude’s comedy has come so far, one of the best young comics out right now

[@EliNoCap]

Bro he’s not funny enough for me to even blow air out of my nose

[@c_sparks_1002]

@@EliNoCap Oh darn, try some Claritin or Flonase!

[@FrankyCpunishmentSTYLE]

Check out Rene vaca too, two Mexicans who look Indian 😂

[@13tapioca]

​@@c_sparks_1002hahaha

[@jaedensmith3666]

@@c_sparks_1002😭😭😭😭

[@eliteculture1519]

Imagine walking to a group of cops talking and you strike that pose and say "you boys take it easy now. We dont want no trouble in this neighborhood" 😂😂😂😂

[@kevinerosa]

First thing they told me when I was stationed in Texas. Dont mess around and find out. Everyone is strapped.

[@SWags-ly7dp]

Lol. That's what my driving instructor said. "Be a polite driver in TX cuz you never know what they are packing with them in their truck." She was commenting on the differences between CA and TX roadways and drivers. I'm sure it's even more drastic now. 😂

[@aaronvannatta9329]

@@SWags-ly7dp 'Drive Friendly, the Texas way' or Find out, the Hard way lmao

[@antchung2370]

Samuel Colt made every man equal😂 😎👉

[@andrewalsobrook6729]

john browning but yeah

[@JFrench98]

@@andrewalsobrook6729Sam Colt invented the Colt Paterson before Browning was born. God created man, Colt made them equal. Browning was cool too tho.

[@Gb23213]

@@JFrench98big facts. Young man must not know what gun won the West.

[@thunderblain3051]

Meanwhile the Chinese that made the first firearms.

[@eikon7073]

Inventing them and mass producing and starting the mass production of guns is different ​@@thunderblain3051

[@therealarieseffect]

Yea, I'm in Dallas, Tx, I feel ya my guy! "Don't Start No Shit, Won't Be No Shit!"

[@D.H.C.H]

Yessir I see you also follow the ancient code of don't start none... won't be none

[@jbradley339]

Facts 😂😂😂

[@EricaRivas-te2ob]

💯

[@Yeswewillreplaceyou]

“Don’t start no shit …” With the cops? 😂😂😂 yeah okay. Test that theory with a cop next time you see one

[@dylanjwagner]

Statements like yours evidence the stupidity of America’s gun nuts.

[@ole_smokey_south]

Same way in Tennessee, we even talk about how cool guns are in church.

[@allennmickk3705]

😂 sounds like Missouri

[@Lit_Frosty_RL]

I do that in Houston

[@belchbat9955]

“ I won’t if you don’t…but I might if you do”

[@ngozijones5697]

Bars

[@maysun7094]

“Am I republican?” Has me crying 😭😭

[@treykennedy8897]

I’m a liberal in Texas and a conservative in California. Welcome to the silent majority

[@kingkazuma2239]

Road rage in Texas is definitely a problem and people are too quick to pull out their guns instead of de-escalating.

[@matthewensign9683]

Road rage is a problem everywhere.

[@algonuevo5232]

Being a moderate is totally fine. Only sycophants care about it, you do you bud.

[@treykennedy8897]

@davidrubinstein5359 nah, I just believe in gun rights and gay rights. I believe in a free market, but strong social programs. I believe both sides have taken some principles that make sense to a radical extreme that I don’t subscribe to. I believe that George Washington was right, bipartisan politics, or partisan politics in general is destroying America. I believe both parties work together for their and their constituents gain. And I believe my principles are actually pretty steadfast, but always willing to grow; not blowing in the wind like you described. You leaping to that conclusion leads me to think you’re brainwashed one way or another to not think independently for yourself and just blindly follow whatever group mostly fits. Identity politics taps in our monkey brain to give us an enemy to throw sticks at, or today talk crap to on the internet.

[@OtterThanMost]

@@treykennedy8897yeah that’s me. I meet in the middle… I don’t know what that’s called lol

[@b00tygangcaptain57]

I was raised in California and moved to AZ when I was 15. That was the biggest shock I had. Also seeing people ride motorcycles with no helmet, then seeing quads and side by sides on the road. Kids packed in the back of pickups was crazy too. Now I’ve been here 14 years and I love it. I carry everywhere I go.

[@ricardinny05]

Bro in tucson you can smoke weed with the damm cops bro 🤣

[@melissaheart420]

Yep I love Arizona except for the heat 🔥🤣

[@lluch13]

69th like, you're welcome.

[@tinymclarge9158]

i mean riding a motorcycle with no helmet is just asking for a darwin award i wouldnt say thats a plus

[@Stephen-lx9nm]

​@@tinymclarge9158Peoples chouce ,You against freedom of choice ?

[@issac7377]

Fxxking love Ralph bro 😂😂😂 “you’re right, am I republican 😂😂”

[@jacquesfunchess2821]

Texas here. Everybody has a gun or 7!

[@Bassingal]

Texan here-it's a general assumption that everyone is carrying, because we can. We also live under TEXAS laws, which put the victim of a criminal ABOVE the criminal's so-called rights (those so-called rights, brought to you by the ACLU). I love my Great State of TEXAS!

[@anonymous.anonymity.]

@@Bassingal Texas is a shit hole

[@johnnathan6087]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 or 7

[@danterage9637]

If they don't have a gun, that just means they haven't told you or the gov about it

[@Lumpygrits76]

Tennessee also. Matter of fact. As a wedding gift when my daughter got married. I got my son in-law a nice Walther PDP 9mm and sent him through the enhanced carry class and I paid for his lifetime carry permit. Technically not needed inside the state lines. But ALWAYS a good idea.

[@starblazer5178]

I was in LA working a job. One of the guys on the Job was talking about how people in other states would carry a gun and how barbaric that was. A few days later we were fueling the trucks and these two guys came around the side of the dump truck. One had a bat and the other had a knife. They were unaware that I was in the truck. I gave them a second to see how the anti gun guy would handle the situation. Well he put his hands up and said I don't want any trouble. The thing is, trouble wanted him. When I dropped out the truck with my 9 pointed at their heads, they changed their minds really quick. After they ran off, the anti gun guy says to me. You can't have that in LA. That's when I realized that people have been reduced to prey. The crazy thing is, they have accepted it.

[@etherealnerd]

I don't think people want to live in a place where carrying a gun is needed or encouraged. Like in an ideal world, I definitely wouldn't want anyone standing next to me carrying a weapon that could easily kill multiple people in the area in a moments notice. That personally doesn't make me feel safe despite knowing it could come in handy if other threats were to emerge. It's a hard thing to think about and conceptualize, at least for me. That said, we live in a dangerous society. The police can be unreliable and violence has only gone up over the years. Regardless of how practical it is to have one for personal safety, just the need for it alone is hard to come to terms with. No one wants to admit their society is this broken or that they're in constant danger...just sucks man. I've definitely thought about learning to shoot for my safety, but it just goes against who I am as a person, very nonviolent. I'd never want to hurt anyone, and carrying a tool that had been made with that specific purpose just feels really wrong. Especially when folks on the other side of the spectrum can get trigger happy and discharge their weapons when the situation really doesn't call for it. My life could be in danger because I was running in a neighborhood or happened to pull into the wrong driveway. Who knows, maybe I'll get it over it and arm myself. I think it might just be inevitable... He definitely should have thanked you though lol, don't look a gift horse in the mouth.*

[@teejay1646]

Nice made up story bro you still live in an 3rd world country and gun control is demonstrably the correct way to handle the issue and actually get results

[@RadRoachh]

@@etherealnerd Cop touches gun & eyeballs: “don’t start nothin’ now” Citizen touches gun & eyeballs: “don’t you start nothin either” Another citizen across the street touches gun & eyeballs both: “don’t none of you start nothing at all now” An armed society is a polite society. Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life. Arab quote about weapons A unarmed stranger walks into a village just passing through, an old man came out & yelled at the man “What are doing looking for trouble?” The stranger said “what do you mean? I am not looking for trouble, I have no weapon, no knife, I have nothing” Then the old man said “That’s just what I mean, walking around without a weapon, you are inviting an attack!”

[@EdwinNaranjo-Valles]

Lol you stay in TX and I’ll stay in CA. How about that. Please don’t bring your guns over here. BIG NO

[@hugozapata6421]

​@@etherealnerd Accept reality, don't be like these broads living in delusion, an "ideal world". In this imperfect world you are your own protector, and you should take any advantage in order to have the upper hand when trouble comes knocking at your door.

[@mrbud8102]

Hell ya bro. Crazy how those people in NY think their public servants should have more rights than the people.

[@NorthsideDonovan]

"You neither potna" 🤠

[@deijavu2960]

Texan here. The respect hits different when EVERYONE is legally holding.

[@michaelvalleau3172]

Texans are very respectful too. Just moved here from Florida. Absolutely love your state

[@MrGreengiant4200]

All them guns and no one helped the kids in Uvalde

[@stoic195]

​@@MrGreengiant4200that part

[@roadkillpotato3468]

​@@MrGreengiant4200 that's because it's illegal to carry firearms on school property.

[@MrGreengiant4200]

@@roadkillpotato3468 and i still do it, i dont care what some law tells me to do

[@lachyaplin5198]

The setup for “Hey you neither now” was actually funny asf

[@amandakim4911]

Texas’s slogan should be, “Fuck around and find out” 😂❤️

[@Bassingal]

@amandakim4911, when the various paid protester came into TEXAS, they found out real quick how TEXAS and Texans deal with protester blocking traffic and sitting on bridges. The owner of the company that my husband has worked for for nearly 20 years told all of his employees to NOT take the jab, and had a plan in place if he was questioned about his employees (less than 50) THEN, when the protesters tried to come to our RED city, he asked all of his employees to carry (they all were already- these guys hunt together every deer season), and assured them that if they needed to protect themselves from these paid mobs, that he would pay their legal fees.

[@ChrisTisking12256]

@@BassingalIdk man. Texas is pretty much all hat and no cattle. Making hate speech laws, letting anyone overrun their border, locking up hairdressers for working during covid. lol I think it’s pretty evident that the whole “that won’t fly in Texas” is an ideal that people long ago applied and people of today only say. I remember all the Texans did exactly what they were told during covid and even remember a gentleman who lived in my town get arrested for being on the beach in Galveston during covid. Texas ain’t stopping nothing. And trust me. I wish that wasn’t the case.

[@rodneypattonsr3179]

"Don't mess with Texas." Why!? Go hide and watch. I will promise a show you'll never forget.

[@Bassingal]

@@rodneypattonsr3179 So true.

[@amandakim4911]

@@Bassingal Find another comment section.

[@thickyricky6704]

“ am I a republican?” Is something I ask myself more everyday

[@powerband5235]

Same

[@evangelionl0vr857]

It happens when you hit 30 and you aren’t a moron

[@milesrome7295]

Then you're getting dumber as you age

[@milesrome7295]

​@@evangelionl0vr857 studies have shown that republicans are more often than not dumber than democrats, but go off. It's so funny how you guys tout yourselves as the side of logic and intelligence. It's a truly beautiful display of the Dunning-Kruger effect. Anyway, I think Diaper Don needs some donations if you're not too busy gargling on his nutsack.

[@chuckintexas]

Yeah - the new "Republican" stigma is more FECKLESSLY _LIMP_ than *MAGA* free !

[@anandpopat2549]

Government: Don’t break laws Public: You neither!

[@amysaep]

We live in San Antonio, TX. Most cops breathe out in relief when they see other people carrying their weapon like “oh thank Jesus” 😂 less work for them

[@walterrldias]

sure... people are responsible and never get drunk.

[@bradhaines3142]

​@@walterrldiashave you looked into actual odds of that? also never forget, when you have seconds to live, the cops are minutes away. always best to be able to help yourself

[@jimmyfry22]

Ralph! Great joke! As a Texan, I'm proud and so impressed with you! You're great!

[@austinricketts2705]

I moved to NY and tried telling some friends that in Vermont I could go to a yard sale buy a hand gun without any paperwork or even giving my name then walk around with it open or concealed carry and it's perfectly legal they all thought I was lying 😂

[@ryanmcphearson]

I mean that is the exact point behind the 2nd amendment. Police have authority. Their guns give them power. It's a lot easier to abuse that power when nobody else has a gun.

[@bravelyHomoSapien]

Yet no other properly civilised country has this requirement and no other civilised country has the quantum of mass shootings the US has. “If you had more pools without pool fences, you’d have more drownings”….

[@DemonZest]

Like in Europe ? Yeah you are completely wrong.

[@ryanmcphearson]

@@DemonZest lol Europeans clearly don't remember WW2. No surprise there.

[@powerhouse109]

@@DemonZest Good thing there's never been a tyrannical government in Europe... or an invasion by a tyrannical government... ... wait

[@teejay1646]

​@@ryanmcphearsonI'm sorry....you think Nazism rose because of gun control? That was only ever enacted after they held majority government there was no chance of a resistance at that point

[@enicolehoward3544]

If you're feeling up to it 😂😂😂😂

[@burntorangefan23]

The proverbial “don’t start none, won’t be none.”

[@santinolowe7225]

He doesn’t know it but he just made the biggest argument on why everyone should carry

[@wesleywyndam-pryce5305]

he made an argument for why cops need to be disarmed.

[@Greene-li9oc]

"If you're feeling up to it..." LOLOL

[@catholicmurph7707]

I was at the grocery store a couple of months ago, and when I gave the cashier my phone mumber to get my membership points, she asked where I am from because the area code is different. I said, "I'm from Texas." She said, "Oh, yeah, you look like you're from Texas." I have no idea what that means, but I smiled and stood up a little taller. I've never been complemented so well in my whole life.

[@ffic4life]

It’s true. We have that motto across the board on pretty much everything. “You don’t start nothing and I won’t finish nothing. Sweep your own side of the street.”

[@rillo806]

Our motto is "friendship" haha.

[@ffic4life]

@@rillo806 thank you, captain literal. I was speaking metaphorically.

[@rillo806]

@@ffic4life i wasnt pointing fingers bro i think our motto is hilarious. Maybe i shoulda put a haha at the end of my comment........ there maybe now i wont b takin so LITERALLY.

[@GadsdenFlagGuardsman]

"🎼🎵I've been sent to spread the message... Mmmhhn.... God blessed Texas!!🎶🎶"

[@PBWK]

Nature's instinct > stranger's kindness

[@GodsSon-sr]

Ralph is a good comic, enjoy his standup

[@GodsSon-sr]

@@puccan479 Honestly speaking, I love a lot of people. It'll be too hard for me to even drop 5 names in response to your question. With the internet, I sometimes click on some comedian I've never heard of and they make me fall off my chair in laughter. Am sorry, but I'll be a party spoiler and not give you any name/s. Am just a happy soul that loves love and peace-laughter is my medicine.

[@7luka7]

Ralph is a good comic, enjoy his standup 🤓☝️

[@GodsSon-sr]

@@7luka7 Edited it prof

[@wernhervonbraun7358]

Awesome God bless America

[@Dontaskadamnthing.]

America. Fuck yeah.

[@anonymous.anonymity.]

The US has one of the highest rates of incarceration in the world. Tell us more of your ‘freedom’ 😂

[@chuckintexas]

@@anonymous.anonymity. - EXACTLY !! Freedom FROM those who are LOCKED UP . Seems to BE catching _ON_ ! _GOOD_ !

[@MFCSteele]

The number of conversations I have started with cops with the opening line of, "oh god, you have a stock glock," and shaking my head.

[@oz_jones]

😂 doing Lord's work, son

[@betterjustice6697]

How cool would it be if officers could customize their own weapons 🤔

[@squirreltakular9049]

Stock Glocks still rip hard, especially now that they improved the trigger and got rid of the stupid finger grooves. Even the sights are fine.

[@calebmunkirs9661]

​@@betterjustice6697 if they just got rid of any kind of gun restrictions and told all the police to build their own gun just no explosives I think we'd start recognizing cops by what they carry and I think that would be pretty badass

[@noblesseraziel9499]

@@squirreltakular9049 omg they are still bad bro and they got soooo many good aftermarket parts for the glock. Grey ghost makes good sights and change out the for a lighter trigger and compensator n ur all set

[@mattrushing5573]

As a lifelong Texan, I've had two funny incidents involving Texas cops and guns, and both were during traffic stops. First time, I told the officer I had a forearm in my center console. He replied, "You and everyone else. This is Texas." Second time, I was on my Harley and told the State Teooper that I had a firearm in a shoulder holster under my vest. He said "Don't pull yours, and I won't pull mine." Both guys were super chill and both let me off with a warning.

[@elchicano1746]

We are from Houston Texas and my nephew just went to London and Amsterdam for vacation and the people there thought it was cool that he was from Texas

[@restingbroface6040]

I married into a Swedish family and recently moved here from Texas. Way more people than I expected wanna talk about Texas and hear my accent 😂

[@elchicano1746]

@restingbroface6040 lmfao 🤣 I guess all the movies it probably sounds like the wild wild west Texas is a bad ass country

[@chuckintexas]

They were RIGHT 👍 !!

[@chuckintexas]

@@elchicano1746 - Still IS !

[@elchicano1746]

@chuckintexas here in Houston it definitely is wild west

[@Hoss-4077]

Pennsylvania is the same way. Me and all my friends carry 24/7

[@GeneralBuckNaked]

Not everywhere in PA. Different Cities have different laws

[@Legatus2kx]

Problem is them tier 1 cities, I'm dying to leave them.

[@213mug]

As a Pennsylvanian... PA is not Texas. Nah, quit it.

[@213mug]

As a Pennsylvanian... Pennsylvania is NOT Texas. For starters you don’t need a permit.

[@pillarwatch]

You scared of your own shadow 24/7?

[@johnthewalrus7308]

That’s exactly how it is supposed to work. “You either,now”.

[@winstonchurchillburg1253]

Eyeballing the police is wild!

[@Gb23213]

Brooooooo😂😂😂😂

[@salvadorhernandez9884]

If you're feeling up to it 😂

[@Changemymind1]

It's the whole point of the 2A 💪🏽

[@terseandtiny1746]

​@@Changemymind1 is about tyrannical government not police

[@OhYahDude]

​@@terseandtiny1746 Who do you think control the police? Cops are just an extension of the government. The purpose of the 2A applies to police just as much as the upper tiers of government, because the government will utilize the police to protect and enforce whatever corruption they enact. "When tyranny knocks, it comes brandishing a badge"

[@cwell510]

You're not "Republican", you're "Free"...🇺🇲

[@susanhardie5440]

Adorable and true! Texas is cool and brave!😊

[@SultryNeoSoul]

I’m a black female republican. Don’t tax me.

[@Humbleservant.9]

“You neither now” 😂 got me 😂😂😂

[@Gspotgarage]

Traffic stops hit different knowing you have a piece on you. “Don’t worry officer, you don’t reach for yours and I won’t reach for mine”

[@vicv7075]

Got pulled over once with an AR I had spray painted fully hot pink 😂😂😂 officer was just like “uhhh what’s that? My AR….. “🤨🤨🤨you have ammo for it?” In the glove box……”ok, mind stepping out where I can see you” stepped out was on my home 10 min later. Funny part is I had just bought that truck and it was still registered to the previous owner. so they were just making sure the truck wasn’t stolen if not it would’ve taken even less time, gotta love Texas.😂

[@danwilson9695]

Man got exposed to the culture of his country at large and felt connected this is the proof I needed for all Americans to be online politicians

[@MrJmartinez76]

I live in New Mexico, but I love my Texas neighbors. Stay strapped Texas. 👍🏼 Lol

[@ericschneider8524]

The second ammendment has not changed. Get registered and vote in every election. Support your county sheriff.

[@Marc-n5e]

Says the white boy. Any school shootings lately?

[@6thGenTX]

I remember when i was 18 here in Texas i was working at Albertsons and my store manager was showing me his new AR-15 he just got in the back of his truck in broad daylight with customers watching. All of that kind of stuff seemed normal to me until i went to New York one week on vacation and i told them all my gun and gun range stories.

[@demmiborgir]

"We both best not act up round these parts. Things get ugly ya hear" 🤠

[@DeanJace0227]

As a Floridian i approve this message as a jealous citizen. Lol 😂

[@joannamonique707]

"Am I republican?" Lmao as a Californian who just spent like 6 years in North Carolina I totally relate. Shit fucked my head up a lil lmaoooo I was like...nahhhhh....but I mean maybe a lil bit. They respect your rights out south and I fuck with it.

[@jmyers6175]

God Bless Texas ⭐️

[@fatboybiking3874]

If you get pulled over, a common saying with cops in Texas after telling them you are armed is, “Don’t reach for yours and I wont reach for mine”.

[@Lesatu]

Dude just nailed the importance of the 2nd Amendment.

[@chris-wt7ol]

Arizona same

[@joecreager6903]

The most American sentiment ever. Eyeballing the police back going “you don’t go crazy on me either”

[@skbnvacaville]

True. All true! 😅🤣😂 (I spent my formative years growing up at the tip of Texas next to a 5ac rattlesnake patch! Brownsville/Matamoros. A totally different world. Then a Volkswagen bus with “California or BUST” on the side and I became a city girl. Now I can enjoy the best of both worlds.) 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@milademjayy]

Traveling to Americans means going to another state

[@bimalpudasaini3576]

May be because it takes the similar amount of time to fly from Dallas to NY as to fly from Paris to Istanbul.

[@roadkillpotato3468]

I don't think you realize just how large the United states is. Just traveling to another city in the state your in can take hours.

[@zipperplucker]

In Texas, traveling means going to another part of Texas. El Paso to Galveston is like an 11hr drive.

[@milademjayy]

@@zipperplucker im from canada.. ask most North America to name 4 countries outside of US or canada they wouldn't be able to

[@AF-ib8ec]

That's because each of the 50 states are their own country. We forget that. There should be passport rules for interstate travel. USA is just like EU for European countries.

[@Wavee352]

He just settled so much issues in America! And Texas forever!

[@ShaneSchimpf]

Thats how we roll lol

[@DolanOk]

Carrying guns is a great feeling, don't gotta depend on nobody but yourself

[@richard1493]

Going from a free state to one where you can’t carry really puts things in perspective.

[@E1337N3SS]

Welcome to Arizona! Don't start nun won't be nun!

[@LennyMiller739]

I love this guy. Ive never seen him in anything but a short but he's got probably the most potential out of any up and coming comedian. I had front seats to a chris rock show, i would trade them for back row seats at this guys show.

[@reidsimonson]

That’s a polite society right there. Guaranteed if you fuck around you will find out.

[@qorgan3268]

This man just personified how we live😂😂

[@patrickbradley4339]

More that unites us than divides

[@Kwat224son]

Just the way it should be. It’s called mutual respect.

[@luisabarca9431]

My favorite thing about Texas besides the political environment is Whataburger 😋

[@liltillyt2735]

As a southerner whose lived in the north I 1000% agree😂

[@llueveprovocadora]

I changed my mind completely about gun control. Am I republican? We should be able to have guns too.

[@tristanmoller9498]

This is what people mean, when they say „go somewhere else, to discover yourself“

[@Hainero2001]

That's, in fact, the essence of the 2nd amendment. To keep the government in check and accountable to the people.

[@darreneddy3154]

This happened to me when I moved to Massachusetts after living in Oklahoma all of my life.

[@hamster2845]

Correction: only criminals and the police can have guns.

[@Hrothgrar]

This and the lack of sweet tea, kolaches, and breakfast burritos.

[@CJ-uu3lk]

I had this same realization about 10 years ago… Im like well damn….

[@user-gy3vf9le1u]

The best part about Texas is no one is really in control.

[@WickedestVoodoo]

"You neither now" yeah, I feel that. Not a Texan and not a Republican but I do live in a state that lets me carry like that.

[@donottouch9110]

We live in a world were upholding the constitution and your rights means being republican

[@lumberjackofalltrades]

"Don't start nothin, won't be nothin. Carry on, carry on."

[@dantepryor5276]

The on body carry is just the beginning. The vehicle preparedness setup 10x upgrades my ability to respond. NY/LA residents can not fathom 🇺🇸

[@ssgwright7419]

🤣🤣🤣🗣FACTS!!!🤣🤣🤣 Blessings From Texas 🤠

[@marcelo27154]

Im from Chicago, and when I started traveling I noticed random people greet each other instead of avoiding eye contact in fear of starting an altercation lol

[@elijahdumphy1820]

I’m from AZ I feel the same way

[@Momokitty121]

On the East coast we say “Don’t start nothin’, won’t be nothin” 😂😂

[@drigondii]

That man just described exactly what the second amendment says.

[@fredito60]

New Yorker here, never cared about politics until I wanted guns. Think I’m a republican

[@TailTaleOutdoors]

That "You neither now" is the whole point of the Second Amendment.

[@SOBEKCrocodileGod]

“Don’t start none, won’t be none” - Denzel Curry