Why Ralph Barbosa Gave His Doctor a One-Star Review - Stand-Up Featuring

Ralph Barbosa shares what people assume he writes in his notebook, reveals the online rating he gave his doctor and describes what happened when he cut a white woman in line.
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[@losttapes1091]

His heart rate probably never jumps over 70 lol. Dude is calm.

[@KingArcher-ve8vs]

It's the diabetes

[@popodood]

There was a new young guy at work that had a similar demeanor. It looked like he didn't care about work but he turned out to be funny and really didn't care about anything, not just work 🤣🤣.

[@FleshWolf]

@@KingArcher-ve8vs lmao

[@juliusigonzalez3742]

No the insulin🤣

[@Bunuba]

I think that's part of his draw. A lot of comics are annoyingly loud during their sets and don't come off as genuine. this guy is the opposite of that

[@seeingtheforest9529]

He was funnier than the crowd gave him credit for.

[@yolandapolanco3870]

Yes the crowd is slow at picking up the punchline, the material is very funny

[@knyghtryder3599]

Likely an early show

[@emanueljcruz]

Jokes are funny but his delivery needs work..that’s why the audience isn’t really feeling it

[@laprepper]

@@emanueljcruz but his delivery is part of his character, he isn’t going to make it obvious what is funny, he expects the audience to initiate a reaponse

[@thel.akhalil1249]

@@emanueljcruz you must be new.

[@Ff101891]

The hardest thing about comedy is originality. And this dude had exactly that! Wishing Ralph much success!

[@mikeyg5669]

Yessir

[@robertjr8205]

This dude is awesome. It’s a type of comedy and a different delivery he’s doing from the usual. It’s like chilling with the homies with the dry but hella funny sense of humor.

[@dtps_champion6016]

Reminds me Hedberg doing longer jokes.

[@FlyForAWhiteTy]

This dude reminds me of my homies growing up having the dryest sense of charisma and it feels like home

[@soulbeautiful4586]

right! lol

[@RebornLegacy]

Bro, that depression rizz. It's a real thing

[@therealjuice4725]

@@RebornLegacy what in the millennial did you just say

[@ieatpotatosalad535]

@@therealjuice4725 “depression rizz” this nigga rizz you up by your shared trauma 🤣 that’s gon be TOXIC TOXIC

[@do_yohomework]

@@therealjuice4725 gen z* and lol the generational divide is hilarious

[@Vivaspecifico]

"You know me, she's been missing for 13 days now? I don't know you at all" 😂😂😂 his delivery is impeccable! I was howling listening to this dude.

[@victorlewis7635]

I tried not to bust out laughing in my cubicle 🤣🤣🤣

[@Anickle818]

Same too funny😂😂😂😂😂

[@Op1zilla]

im sick ass chit, still laff at tthis fella, 👽👍🏻

[@pjc3396]

The part about China feeding and clothing him for the last 20 years had me dying. This kid is funny.

[@nikitaw1982]

i feel guilty every time i go to Kmart. The op shops were closed during covid buy kmart was open 7 days 7am till 9pm

[@tylerhottman868]

​@@nikitaw1982 you still have a Kmart near you?

[@nikitaw1982]

@@tylerhottman868 2 reasonably close.

[@BubbaLanning11]

Lmao, I’m type 1 Diabetic and this is funny. “2 types walkin’ in and 1 type walkin’ out.” 😂

[@fernando3061]

see i didn't get that, cause the other guy was probably type 2 so it would be type 2 walking out.

[@fernando3061]

he meant 2 types as in 2 types of diabetics I guess but even so that confused me a bit.

[@El_chema13]

Me too 🤣 but I'm the type who's walking out! 💪

[@leonelcadet3833]

Dear Netflix if you can give this guy a special; that would be nice.

[@ImTubeCool23]

HBO gave him one first lol

[@yellowleaf28]

He doesn’t need a special to show how bad ass he is. This is the best special I’ve seen in three years

[@notrelikk]

​@ItsJavii yeah but it's wasn't just him. It was like 30 minutes for like 2 people.

[@ReyRey409]

Ehh

[@davidfinland00007]

More like a nursing special home

[@celesteerazo6805]

He's articulate, intelligent, and he DOESN'T steal material. Imo, he's the future of comedy 👍

[@cre8tivexchange]

Relax, his lines and delivery need lots of work.

[@rap_leg3nd779]

@@cre8tivexchange let's see you on stage.

[@jonathancasado883]

@@cre8tivexchange bro that’s his style look at his frame of work it’s all out there young man got some skills and he is Mexican! Americanized lol

[@rickyalvarez5903]

Nah, his delivery is stale. Absolutely no funny follow ups like real comedians. He's a novelty like ocean spray skater guy.

[@ayowheredeeway]

​@@rap_leg3nd779 you do realize there are funnier people in normal life but they dont persue being a comedian. not every wants to be a comedian, not every can be a comedian, not everyone can be the FUNNIEST comedian.

[@kdschlick]

I bartend right next door to the Mothership and thankfully he popped in and came to my well to order from me. Couldn’t help but fangirl a little bit and told him I’m a fan of his. Got to talk to him for a minute and the dude is nice as hell and chill af. Glad he’s makin’ moves. Cheers, Ralph.

[@Ooooozzzzzz-qm1bt]

Stop the cap

[@jessebaldo1204]

@@Ooooozzzzzz-qm1bt .....I beleive her lol, there is no reason to doubt someone meets a celebrity.... I legit lost all my doubt from these stories especially living in california, I fractured my Rib and had to go to physical therepy, people of all types are there, rich and poor and This dude walks by my work out bench and i was like... WHY DO I KNOW THIS GUY!! It bugged the crap out of me and it clicked i seen him on tv , i ran through the shows in my head and realized he plays a douc*bag on Mtv's Scream named Jake , So i looked him up while they put the hot towel for my back ribs and it was HIM! I had to confirm it so i whispered to the physical therepist about it, she is my age so she knows the show, She legit broke the rules and brought the ipad where I could see all the names and injuries, She didn't shove it in my face but she let me confrim it, It was their app with ALL THE CLIENTS INFORMATION and looked him up, She looked up Thomis "tom" and it was thomas madason, i believe that was the name, and i showed her my phone wtih his name And picture, he even had the same beard in the google image that comes with the info, The dude literally works out right next to me, Next time i'm there if i run into him, i debated on mentioning it, but its a quiet chill place anyway and no one knows him, It would be the only chance to say hi, obviously i won't cause a scene and i will be respectful, if he tells me to back off I will But according to the workers he's friendly and talks to everyone (we are all injured so we just chill and talk while the therepists guide us) but i def blew his cover with the workers haha

[@calicecil3220]

He is calm and peaceful, I can understand what he is saying, he brings comfort and a good and familiar feeling, it seems like a balm for anxiety. Most are shouting and talking very quickly, this guy is the opposite, he seems natural and familiar.

[@TheRealJakeRyanMusic]

I'm so stoked he's finally getting the attention he deserves.

[@sm3dium]

Mid

[@HowellDiesel]

Forreal!!! Not many young people can rock the stage like this... Granted, not this stage, crowd was trash.

[@fozzz-vb5oj]

???? Why

[@MAYONAISEHUMMER]

@@sm3dium Your entire life is mid.

[@sm3dium]

@@MAYONAISEHUMMER ain’t no way your hurt cause I insulted the dick you be sucking😭🤣

[@SandyRiverBlue]

Best gentrification joke ever. Took a second to land and half the crowd was embarrassed that they didn't get it right away.

[@CaliSayna]

When you’re in Starbucks people also think you write raps 😂

[@707pesci]

Yoga house😂😂😂

[@cheeseonyomama]

He's just not funny.

[@cheeseonyomama]

@@CaliSayna how is that funny? If you're in Starbucks I assume you're a delusional human who cant see their own faults

[@No_one00000]

@@cheeseonyomama I want you to walk into to a comedy house full of people and be funny. Plus just cause he doesn’t move like he’s on crack. Or curse in every sentence doesn’t mean he’s not funny. Just admit your slow and let everyone enjoy something for once.

[@wutdafeezy]

I love his jokes and delivery. Especially the ones about voting, the news and the similarities between a politician running for office and a mechanic.

[@demoniandrews4329]

I wasn’t busting out laughing, but found myself glued to the screen, wondering what he gonna say next, and wishing the video was 1 hour long 😂

[@paulmitu6410]

"She's been missing for 13 days, I don't know you at all" 💀💀💀💀

[@indigohunny]

definitely did not think someone could make multiple diabetes jokes in like 90 seconds and they all hit

[@davidfinland00007]

I didn’t bother even watching the video. I’ve seen him on Felipe Esparza show and thought who’s this kid. Everyone is talking how he’s the next big thing. Heard one of his jokes I’m going to say not impressed maybe it’s because the young generation don’t know true comedy. Jorge Lopez, Martin Lawrence, Chris Rock, Chris Tucker, Chapelle, Eddie Murphy, Felipe Esparza, Jamie Fox…. Plus tons more that are funny. This kid no way.

[@jaguilar718]

me too 👊

[@adangarcia2786]

​@@davidfinland00007 lol you mentioned George Lopez and funny in the same sentence... That's enough for me to lose all credibility on you.

[@sebasflores2369]

@@allaroundentertainment7230bro only americans like George Lopez. No one here in Mexico likes that dude. This guy Ralph is genuine in his own way and doesn’t cling on mocking his culture

[@davidfinland00007]

@@sebasflores2369 dumbest comment I’ve heard. Isn’t Ralph Baboso American ? 😂 Kid is not funny. His face may look funny but his jokes are lame as a penny.

[@em6824]

"The guy before me really fcuked this up" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@akil_almaeiz5652]

“No, it’s more like a chairman position” “Well I don’t trust him” 😂 underrated line

[@kingayy9267]

Who's rating individual lines in stand-up shows?

[@doloresbeltran9107]

I love that he’s laid back yet still hella funny

[@kingayy9267]

@Syke Really?

[@kingayy9267]

@dolores beltran Is such chill humor, it feels like hanging with our funny friend. He's fun to watch, for sure.

[@DesolateSolace]

Oh yea? Hella? HELLA? IS IT HELLA FUNNY?

[@orngpeelr9017]

y'all get mad weird when a girl comments on here

[@doloresbeltran9107]

@@orngpeelr9017 right, all i said was he was funny damn 😅

[@drmznvrdie4087]

the mechanic / president comparison had me rollin. this dry ass crowd didnt do you justice bro.this set was on fukn point.

[@THEPROPFIRMHELPER]

didn't see that last line coming... great punch line. yeah he's original.. breath of fresh air in stand up

[@Moon.Liberty]

Two types walk in one type walks out had me dying 😂😂😂😂

[@Jordan21]

Crazy that every set seems different. I just saw him last week and it was all fresh jokes. Nothing that I’ve heard before from him.

[@JoelHernandez-yl6yw]

I thought the same too. That’s someone who cares developing art.

[@silvermoney2023]

He did say he writes stuff

[@valkoroska2369]

as it should be?

[@wholemilk6001]

@@valkoroska2369 some comedians copy older jokes and try to reword it. stfu

[@JP-jd8wr]

​@@valkoroska2369 I'm sure you're super creative enough to do it easily huh?

[@JustinRiray]

This whole set was solid. He's getting better.

[@edwardtorres3987]

Where can I watch this whole special? I looked in CC and couldn't find it! 😭

[@walterwhite1]

Just needs to keep improving

[@sananto6896]

Ralph is naturally low key and doesn't overkill the punchline.

[@VerdictofOdin]

You can tell that his jokes are so intelligent when half the crowd doesnt get the punchline

[@E.alonso25]

Most people are judging his delivery but that non chalant attitude is who he is.Future of comedy 🇲🇽

[@andrerodriguez966]

He’s American

[@Zoolama34709]

@@andrerodriguez966He’s Mexican/American!!!

[@andrerodriguez966]

@@Zoolama34709 No such thing!! Unless u have dual citizenship other than you either American or Mexican

[@project_baby7064]

@@andrerodriguez966shut up, just enjoy his presence instead of saying stuff like this Mexican American

[@1GmO2]

@@andrerodriguez966if this kid played sports at a high level , your country Mexico would still Recognize him as a Mexican and ask to join their Olympic team… grow up Mijo.

[@keontyzelle99]

This feels like one of my boys back from home that i be kicking it with. He has that homie/friend energy to him.

[@pz4891]

Homie lover friend

[@OfficialMELror]

the only comedian that doesnt need to pick on people in the crowd to keep the flow going

[@goforit321]

I love Ralph, he is original and hilarious🥰 I wish him all the success!!!

[@papagrounds]

Every time I see Ralph Barbosa in the title, I know it's going to be a killer set! 👌 This dude is going to be the GOAT of comedy if he continues on his path.

[@ReyRey409]

Ehh

[@conkpit]

That's IF he continues. He's funny for a young comedian but he has room to grow.

[@jacuzzoda1346]

GOAT?? Uhhhhhh chill out dude, he's just a good comic

[@selfproclaimednobody4614]

He's funny but he's no Bill Burr

[@dailynews5683]

I don’t think he has GOAT potential, but he’s decent enough to where I’ll watch his Netflix special. I would LOVE for him to prove me wrong, though.

[@wavebrady91]

He’s getting better with each set. Keep killing it Ralph

[@DurzaHD]

Honestly, he has become my of my favorite new age comedians. His delivery is out of this world, gets me every time. I love it.

[@dudesdoingdummy]

I love his original jokes. He's awesome 👍👍

[@quangdo2812]

barbosa is that laid back class clown kid you knew growing up, just naturally funny.

[@sanban6766]

“The disguise part is really messing with my blood sugar”😂😂😂

[@frankrodriguezit]

This guys material is SOLID!!! First time I’ve seen him, I gotta see this youngster live!!

[@jonathandelangel5771]

That mechanic joke was hella accurate😂

[@Fsunka]

Ralph left this notebook in my car a few months ago when we hung out one night before he blew up big time haha I saw him a few weeks later at Improv Addison and returned it.

[@johnmatthews6333]

Thank you for your service

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Addison Improv on Beltline? Love that spot. Used to bartend across the street from there. Thank you for bringing to mind fun memories.

[@Fsunka]

​@@Tonyhouse1168 yes! It was a great show. I caught Ralph at Hyena's Fort Worth a few times before then, first when he did an unannounced special guest spot there for 5 minutes and just killed it. Seeing hundreds of comedians at Hyena's over the past 10 years, I knew he was special at that moment, but wow he blew up exponentially since that time.

[@frnzilla]

is he single? asking for a friend. not me. a friend.

[@-smellerbee-]

@@frnzilla Not for long 😳😳😳😳

[@vinnyninja3552]

Super happy to see this dude come up, probably his best set and he's only going to get better, I died at the very end 😂

[@izz8926]

This guy is literally freaking hilarious and his delivery is just perfect !

[@Zealous_Commenter]

One of my favourite comedians right now. His jokes always hits, and he's a great storyteller.

[@neilgauthier9614]

How did the crowd not react better? This kid is awesome.

[@imapiuuump]

This kid sucks. There’s a reason why they’re not laughing. It ain’t too hard to figure out

[@Itsant33]

Love that he's blowing up more

[@WhetFartz0007]

He’s actually relatable and hilarious. I can’t wait til he’s in my town because I’m dropping whatever to go support 🔥 keep it up Ralph

[@shannonbaker3575]

He is so funny 😂 I love the sarcasm 😂

[@msomichael2]

So nice to listen to different material. And he's so chill too.

[@muneca2187]

I like him he's not jokey, he tells stories. U feel there with him

[@maingaaitkensn5617]

This mans humor is so relatable 😂 Ralph forever more.

[@crystalmena7680]

31 weeks today and love watching these super helpful and informative!🙏🏼 feeling great and happy :)

[@ginomuzzalupo9795]

Absolutely love Ralph. His transitions are flawless. Takes you on a ride while storytelling.

[@michaelgarcia-hf1hh]

Dude I love this as a diabetic, had me dying lmao.

[@tjnotico]

I think the diabetes got you dying first

[@JustBooN717]

Not gonna lie, watched the whole thing and he's definitely funny as hell, what I like is the fact that he just goes with the flow, and alot of the jokes are real life situations, i laughed hard ASF towards the end about the mechanic kicking the tire and not knowing the price of the alignment 😂😂, keep up the good work bro

[@THRILLA3MUCH]

"I mean can I fix it yes, buy its going to take some time cuz the guy before me really fuqd this up" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DavidGamero]

best set i've seen of him, love to see you trying all different types of jokes within your dry delivery ralph, if you happen to read this, darker and more abstract stuff than anything else I've seen from you

[@cdshawn]

Society taught them early to not read comments

[@laprepper]

I really like his humor, I hope he finds lots of success

[@dragonslayerteo5756]

This dude is solid and one of those rare point of view kind of minds. Best people for comedy

[@8mil_]

he may be the best up and comer right now. Love everything he does

[@alphasky03]

The mechanic analogy on politics is SPOT ON man. Had me cracking up. Glad he's getting recognition. Remeber I started watching him on my KZbin shorts feed to now, more mainstream sources. Good for Ralph man.

[@greglongmore6503]

This was really tight. Delivery, topic and especially his craftsmanship, all of the best to you.

[@morallybiased1772]

He’s this new generations runner up . For sure he has a future in the game if he remains consistent and by the looks of it he definitely is gonna make it . We can’t tell the future but he already thru the door. He had big name celebrities speaking his name to the universe

[@Sentarry]

That wheel alignment story is all too relatable 😂

[@dingdong124578123456]

How????? Ralph is a comic genius without a doubt! He deserves it fr 💯

[@mikejohnson3338]

who are you responding to?

[@Stress_._Free]

@@mikejohnson3338 lmao 😂

[@dingdong124578123456]

@@mikejohnson3338 myself he keeps beating expectations

[@mikejohnson3338]

@@dingdong124578123456 oh I see 🙂

[@truthhurts5111]

This guy will make it big. He has the right timing, character and clean funny jokes

[@techmanservices]

Refreshing material from this guy. Crowd wasn’t giving him much lift, but this was some good stuff

[@ojayojeda]

Me and my wife watched his special on Netflix last night, I was so proud to tell her “I BEEN WATCHING THIS DUDE ON IG” haha! 🙌🏼

[@vuskeedoo]

LMAO. “She’s been missing for 13 days” that was great

[@trevormars5370]

Crowd is asleeeeep. Ralph killing it as always

[@oscarlooez6225]

How can you say that,he's not even funny.

[@mattmay4112]

@@oscarlooez6225 that China joke was funny

[@EgHatchK24a2]

@@oscarlooez6225 just like your mother pvssy

[@Siziusmopul]

@@oscarlooez6225 or the jokes just fly over your head

[@oscarlooez6225]

@@Siziusmopul you must be a very small mind person if you think that way.

[@princessgemz271]

Very chill guy. Like his style. That last bit was gold 😂

[@patrickjenkins6383]

Beyond the jokes & the timing, I like the sound of his voice. I think I could listen to Mr. Barbosa all day long. He's the kind of guy who gives me a reason to not totally despise the state of Texas! 👍😂

[@ashv1794]

Love seeing this man preform. He’s awesome and seems very genuine. I’m excited to see where he goes next!:)

[@struggz_6970]

This man is great with his punchlines.

[@healthyfreesoul]

This guy has got the gift! So smooth, so intelligent, so fkn funny!

[@BoyWonder1914]

I howled at “dude she’s been missing for like 13 days” I wasn’t ready for that 😂😂

[@paulrhodes482]

By far my favorite comedian! So much talent at a young age.

[@RyanMiguelMckie]

His jokes were great, and deliveries were perfect. Was genuinely laugh out loud

[@Midway2RealityASMR]

The mechanic bit is so relatable. I love the guys on the corner of north west highway in Dallas who will do just labor if you bring parts.

[@SOUNDINTHECITY]

This dude is hilarious!!! Support and Protect this man at all costs! ❤

[@nrundell]

“The disguise part is really messing with my blood sugar.” Genius.

[@Onlybadtakes2589]

This guy is like calm relaxing comedy, his mannerisms, speech, and even the level of humor. Like, I feeling good just vibing and chuckling

[@RoronoraZoro666]

I haven’t laughed that much in a while. Dude was hysterical

[@omardominguez8331]

this was hilarious !!! made my night end perfect after a rough day

[@richsun247]

He is so good at his craft. Draws you in with his story telling.

[@TonyFernandezjkdjedi]

This guy is a comedic genius, I can't believe how dead this crowd is, I could not stop laughing the entire segment.

[@mattlow1933]

Smooth session, like jazz music. So comfortable listening to the whole thing

[@winchell42069]

He’s a fan favorite for sure. Likeable guy. I’m not even upset he used a laugh track

[@blankape4437]

This kid is a gem 💎 keep pushing Ralph

[@andrewstevens4475]

This man is a genius. Cannot wait to see what he does

[@doebuck9708]

Last punch line was 😂😂

[@Mvanhouten83]

Bro is killing it, I’m constantly looking out for new clips of him, hope he tours my city soon

[@LS1Highwind]

Never saw this kid before till now I was laughing out loud 🤣🤣 definitely gonna keep my eye open for more stuff from him👍

[@greatsisyphus7712]

This is amazing, this dude has comedy superstar potential...

[@kylesmith2792]

He is GENIUS!! Real comedy

[@DderronB27]

Bro that last joke damn near had me in tears omfg!!!

[@TheeBullCo]

Bro…. Is it me or is Ralph KILLLLIN IT! Every set is in point.

[@WubbinPandurs]

this set was amazing, the crowd lame as hell!! he’s such a gem!

[@casshALOT]

Last part killed me😂😂

[@zRevol]

This was a solid fucking set.. young up and coming comic that looks like every other kid I played soccer with/against growing up in the valley is gonna make huge waves in comedy.. stoked