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@sammcguire3798
@sammcguire3798 5 жыл бұрын
Ralph's just mad because he's not a good genie, he's just a meanie.
@TohuBohuC
@TohuBohuC 5 жыл бұрын
Hey panini
@thespyro3883
@thespyro3883 5 жыл бұрын
@@TohuBohuC oh stfu lmao
@jesuspi3ce
@jesuspi3ce 5 жыл бұрын
the spyro u make my pipi go...
@nellfromhell7192
@nellfromhell7192 4 жыл бұрын
@Lawen Thompson someone's a meanie
@omnical6135
@omnical6135 4 жыл бұрын
@@thespyro3883 meanie not a good genie
@theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149
@theresastarmanwaitinginthe5149 5 жыл бұрын
I can't believe that guy from KZbin Rewind is in a movie.
@zcurridor_q_r_td680
@zcurridor_q_r_td680 5 жыл бұрын
its rewind time
@Thealseie
@Thealseie 5 жыл бұрын
Yuuuh
@srslydoatm9251
@srslydoatm9251 5 жыл бұрын
Hey I remember you! You and Justin Y are everywhere!
@emelizabeth7267
@emelizabeth7267 5 жыл бұрын
Ah, ya beat me to it hahaha
@BillyNunez2
@BillyNunez2 5 жыл бұрын
D'AAAAH
@AccursedSavior
@AccursedSavior 5 жыл бұрын
"A GOOD GENIE NOT A MEANIE" And the Academy Award for Best Original Song goes to...
@PViolety
@PViolety 4 жыл бұрын
“A GOOD GENIE NOT A MEANIE”! *Everybody clapping*
@blaisetelfer8499
@blaisetelfer8499 4 жыл бұрын
I respect your vote but I'm going to have to go with TEA FOR YOU AND ME TIIIIIIIME
@doormantdarner7815
@doormantdarner7815 4 жыл бұрын
@@blaisetelfer8499 Imma let you finish but “VERY VERY LOVELY MORNING IN CHINA” was one of the best songs of all time
@coremitsi922
@coremitsi922 5 жыл бұрын
You can hear the depression in his voice.
@savannahlevy97
@savannahlevy97 5 жыл бұрын
he's given up.
@datguy9408
@datguy9408 5 жыл бұрын
Will Smith or Ralph?
@12Daniel34
@12Daniel34 5 жыл бұрын
@@datguy9408 lol i had the same question
@titaniumcranium5840
@titaniumcranium5840 5 жыл бұрын
When doesn't he sound depressed
@DerAnanasKing
@DerAnanasKing 5 жыл бұрын
these live action remakes are the Abyss, Nietzsche was talking about.
@untamed6
@untamed6 5 жыл бұрын
Why does the Chinese version of Aladdin look like a broke version of Drake Bell...
@Darisprites
@Darisprites 5 жыл бұрын
Drake Bell is already becoming a broke version of Drake Bell
@goodfellow9607
@goodfellow9607 5 жыл бұрын
Wait, that wasn’t Drake Bell?
@slandgkearth
@slandgkearth 5 жыл бұрын
@@Darisprites mexicans saved his ass from being fully broke lol, he is like a meme in latam too.
@winterv.4715
@winterv.4715 5 жыл бұрын
You talking about Drake “The Coolest Cool Guy” Bell?
@EthanBradburyVlogs
@EthanBradburyVlogs 5 жыл бұрын
@@Darisprites he isnt broke dumbfuck
@urunclesam1659
@urunclesam1659 5 жыл бұрын
“Just cause the camera’s doing a 360 around the characters and she has tears in her eyes and she’s yelling doesn’t mean it’s dramatic” are the truest words I’ve ever heard
@PViolety
@PViolety 4 жыл бұрын
But there’s very sad piano music playing in the background.
@Sam-qc6sz
@Sam-qc6sz 4 жыл бұрын
@@PViolety And the best line of the film is ''I don't want to lose you''
@NexusKin
@NexusKin 3 жыл бұрын
That's exactly how Michael Bay tries to film "emotional" scenes.
@domantasdziakonis9629
@domantasdziakonis9629 3 жыл бұрын
If those r the truest words you've ever heard you live a sad life my friend. I feel bad for you. Reach out if you want to talk. I don't like people living a sad life..
@AlbinoLoki
@AlbinoLoki 2 жыл бұрын
@@domantasdziakonis9629 What is joke and hyperbole
@willmorton2123
@willmorton2123 5 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe Disney got away with doing blue-face
@pantaman7086
@pantaman7086 5 жыл бұрын
Blueface baby
@sarabjorgvins3538
@sarabjorgvins3538 5 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: in ancient icelandic black people were called Blámaður/ Blueman
@adikumar6536
@adikumar6536 5 жыл бұрын
daba dee daba dae
@connorjackson5718
@connorjackson5718 5 жыл бұрын
Will Morton BROCKHAMPTON should sue
@readthycomment
@readthycomment 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah aight
@lexikz2404
@lexikz2404 5 жыл бұрын
Tales of 1001 Arabian nights begins with the lines: "Aladdin was a little Chinese boy"
@johnsun945
@johnsun945 5 жыл бұрын
Lexikz you mean he didn’t look like drake bell?
@thecolourfulpill
@thecolourfulpill 5 жыл бұрын
@@johnsun945 You know, in the story Alladin was Chinese.
@OffSatan
@OffSatan 5 жыл бұрын
@@thecolourfulpill I second that, the story is not even one of the original stories from 1001 arabian nights. It was added to the colection later by translator Antoine Galland who actualy wrote that it was sett in a city in china, though there is speculation wether or not this was part of the original folk tale.
@thecolourfulpill
@thecolourfulpill 5 жыл бұрын
@@OffSatan Oh, this is a lot of cool information I didn't know about!
@nukiradio
@nukiradio 5 жыл бұрын
Dont you know that Aladdin is short for Xia Lao Ding
@guldmattbb473
@guldmattbb473 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the biggest problem I have with this film comes down to how they changed the characters to try and make them more ‘fleshed out’, when it really didn’t fit the plot. Jasmine now wanting to be the Sultan over her original desire to just be free from the restraints of the palace now makes her relationship with Aladdin just an afterthought. In the original, they both talked about how they felt trapped, and the connection they share over their mutuality. It was beautiful, because you saw how being rich didn’t make Jasmine any more happy than Aladdin. There’s no real reason for her and him to fall in love in this movie outside of ‘because that’s what the story is about’. It also takes away from a Whole New World. The whole reason this scene is great is because Aladdin essentially gives Jasmine what she wants. A chance to see the world, and experience what she never could. It’s what made him different than the other suitors, who could only offer her what she already had. Again, this film is more concerned with making Jasmine’s motivations about being sultan, so this scene comes off as utterly pointless. Or, hell, even the scene that led to them meeting in the first place doesn’t work. Jasmine gives a boy an apple from a cart and doesn’t know you have to pay for them. In the original movie, this was understandable since she had never left the castle walls before, so it made sense. Here, you’re telling me she’s snuck out of the palace before, AND claims to know/care about Agrabah’s people than anyone else, yet she doesn’t know basic things about how their system works? How is she qualified to be Sultan, again? Or Jafar. In the original, he was a twisted man that was well-trusted in the palace by everyone. But here, he’s an insecure little bitch that isn’t intimidating in the least. The head of the guard doesn’t trust him, the Sultan barely seems to trust him, and Aladdin as Prince Ali knows Jafar was the one that betrayed him, yet they do nothing and allow him to be in such a high position of leadership in the palace. None of the guards questioned Jafar ordering them to kill Prince Ali, yet they supposedly already know he’s not exactly trustworthy. In the original, them just blindly following his orders made sense. They had no reason to be suspicious of him. It made him so much more mysterious and vicious, whereas now he’s just some insecure guy that no one trusts anyway. It makes everyone in the palace seem stupid. And lastly, Aladdin. The movie spends so much more time trying and failing to flesh out other characters like Jasmine’s handmaiden or the royal guard that they forget to give the protagonist of the film any character. If anything, they instead take away from what they had on him. Him stealing bread in the beginning, for example, was important because he only steals the bare essentials. We see he only does it to survive, which also shows us, based on the guards’ reactions, that the very law that’s supposed to be protecting them is strict and more harmful than helpful. In this film, however, they’re way more justified, since he’s stealing possessions, rather than necessities. So he goes from being a clever and likeable street rat that just wants to survive, to a bland thief that the movie keeps insisting has more to him. They throw the entire point of the movie, that the only differences between Aladdin and Jasmine is essentially just a flawed class system, away for the sake of elements that don’t even end up servicing the movie well. Those are my two cents, at least.
@bonzibuddy956
@bonzibuddy956 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you so much for writing this. Seeing a clean comparison of everything wrong with this focus-tested piece of crap is so satisfying.
@lindseymcqueen4053
@lindseymcqueen4053 4 жыл бұрын
This comment was so entertaining to read and very well thought out. It honestly feels better than the video itself.
@Lauren_210
@Lauren_210 4 жыл бұрын
Another issue I have with the way the remake did Jasmine's character is that in the original, she felt lonely and didn't have any human friends (I emphasize the word "human" because the movie even pointed that out very clearly when she was telling her father about never having any friends to talk to or spend time with the exception of Rajah, who's her pet tiger). Therefore, her desire to be outside of the palace felt very genuine and made sense as to why she would want to leave it. Here in the remake, she has her handmaiden that she talks to on a regular basis, so she's not all that lonely and her wanting to leave the palace doesn't feel as natural as it did in the original.
@katguthrie7656
@katguthrie7656 4 жыл бұрын
had to pause the video to read this comment because YES! This is what's so frustrating about this movie, beyond everything Ralph says, the actual story is missing. Everything else, from the camera work to the costumes could begrudgingly be forgiven, but they didn't even sit down and make sure the plot still made sense. The characters in this movie can only be understood because of their shadows of their original counterparts. Everything they added to the extending cast was only to appease modern customers in the most hallow of fashions. And like in their live action Beauty and the Beast they did this super frustrating thing trying to, like, fix the criticism given to Disney princesses of being weak and whatever. Instead of heeding to any of that criticism when concerning how they would approach her character, they gave her a flashy song and made her king. (The more correct term for her probably would've Sultana but that's neither here nor there considering the country is made up and just a paper mache of different cultures) Anyway though i appreciated your review, characters motives and choices are the foundation of a story and they just threw them away here because they had the luxury of an audience that already knew the characters, it's disgusting.
@nerdyravenclaw4325
@nerdyravenclaw4325 4 жыл бұрын
That's a lot of words, but yes
@chain12bb
@chain12bb 5 жыл бұрын
That “good genie not a meanie” film was probrably better than the 2019 version
@crabmachine858
@crabmachine858 5 жыл бұрын
That movie has to be at least more interesting than the 2019 Aladdin. I think it's better for a movie to be bad rather than just mediocre.
@juancosta7162
@juancosta7162 5 жыл бұрын
Good genie not a panini
@macafromthewired
@macafromthewired 5 жыл бұрын
@@crabmachine858 it is it's fucking hilarious
@Hi_Just_Fred
@Hi_Just_Fred 5 жыл бұрын
@@crabmachine858 For sure a more intriguing film.
@Not_Soundwave
@Not_Soundwave 5 жыл бұрын
"A classic is born!" -someone who's either been paid, lost their damn mind, or both
@blaisetelfer8499
@blaisetelfer8499 5 жыл бұрын
*A classic is remade
@radarlovedr
@radarlovedr 5 жыл бұрын
Most likely not even a real person. Just a made up sentence by an intern.
@CarozQH
@CarozQH 5 жыл бұрын
The latter. Some people just have "bad" taste.
@Morgetiud
@Morgetiud 5 жыл бұрын
Maybe they just jacked that quote from the original
@kinhamid9665
@kinhamid9665 5 жыл бұрын
I'd go with being held hostage
@EpicCoolGuy21
@EpicCoolGuy21 5 жыл бұрын
“So what are we, some kind of Disney live-action remake?”
@PViolety
@PViolety 4 жыл бұрын
Some kind of lion king?
@someguy5988
@someguy5988 5 жыл бұрын
Love how they included an empowering song for Jasmine as she's pulled away by guards.
@alexchavez2550
@alexchavez2550 5 жыл бұрын
some guy That took me out so fast and fucked the pacing so bad when I saw that
@shawklan27
@shawklan27 5 жыл бұрын
I R O N I C
5 жыл бұрын
That entire sequence is fuckin terrible. She gets pulled away by guards then thanos dissolves them via singing about being a strong woman who won't be controlled or silenced Then 30 seconds later Jafar threatens her dad and she's instantly controlled and silenced. Looooool
@Thatonegirl989
@Thatonegirl989 5 жыл бұрын
Jake K exactly! I hate when movies try to tell us when someone is strong and independent instead of just showing us.
@luckysevens6852
@luckysevens6852 5 жыл бұрын
To be fair, she was the only one in the movie who could actually sing.
@infintittie
@infintittie 5 жыл бұрын
Will Smith's genie looks like a Snapchat filter.
@PanzerPlant
@PanzerPlant 5 жыл бұрын
Ralph as Zack Snyder looked better than him.
@heckingbamboozled8097
@heckingbamboozled8097 5 жыл бұрын
@FernAce "Ralph as Zack Snyder..." I'm not sure I remember this. I DO remember that one time Zack Snyder actually came onto the channel, but I'm pretty certain Ralph wouldn't stoop so low as to mock a director by pretending to be him with a cheap filter.
@PanzerPlant
@PanzerPlant 5 жыл бұрын
Hecking Bamboozled Yes, you’re right, how could I be so foolish? I forgot that that was the *real* Zack Snyder.
@JJvideoman
@JJvideoman 5 жыл бұрын
I don't understand the modern scapegoat of: "its made for kids!" Some of the great kids movies have subtle adult elements to appeal to the FAMILY. Toy Story is a perfect example. My kids enjoy it and so can I. I enjoyd it when I was a kid and my parents did too. It used to be a selling point "great for kids and parents". Now they act like the rules have changed lol
@THEPELADOMASTER
@THEPELADOMASTER 5 жыл бұрын
You can find that kind of argument all over the place, in any topic of conversation. There always a line that some idiot says to justify something and avoid criticism of said thing. Just because it's made for kids doesn't mean that it has to be a piece of fucking shit! Just because it's for kids it isn't exempt of criticism! If something is shit, it's gonna be shit no matter the fucking target audience. It's such a non-argument, like the typical "well why don't you do better?" Just because I can't make something it doesn't mean I can't criticize it when it's shit. I hate that, and I'm tired of it
@samuelmercier3635
@samuelmercier3635 5 жыл бұрын
And also, isn't childhood the time where you forge your tastes? How can you enjoy film as an art form if all you saw is schlock like minions and these remakes all of your childhood? Children films should respect children, not pander to them. This argument is so backwards
@SirBlackReeds
@SirBlackReeds 5 жыл бұрын
Ask Freddie Prinze, Jr. I suppose.
@tortatorta2974
@tortatorta2974 5 жыл бұрын
Avatar the last airbender is one of the most appreciated cartoons of all time, by kids & adults alike
@BradenBest
@BradenBest 5 жыл бұрын
"it's made for kids" is kind of an insult to kids tbh. Like, just because their brains don't yet have the ability to perform advanced abstract reasoning, they don't deserve good quality? Just because they can't articulate themselves like an adult doesn't mean they are uncritical. Wanna know what happens if you play complex music for your kid from age 0 to age 5? They become a better musician than you. They develop music as part of their native language. Perfect pitch. Like an autistic savant, they can listen to a chord and pick out every single note being played. A musician named Rick Beato actually did this with his son. On the contrary, the more complex a piece of kids' media is, whether it's a toy, music, a movie, etc, the better it actually is for kids. Kids are like sponges that soak up information. So don't saturate them with garbage.
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 5 жыл бұрын
When live action Simba yelled "Nooo!" when Mufasa was killed, it just looked like a kitten meowing and all I could say was "D'aww!" How am I supposed to take that movie seriously? I don't want to see a nature documentary turned into a musical...unless it's narrated by David Attenborough.
@QueenOfPessimism
@QueenOfPessimism 5 жыл бұрын
Fluffymiyster our theater laughed.
@thallesregis
@thallesregis 5 жыл бұрын
@@QueenOfPessimism I just saw that for the first time here and lost my breath laughing. Jesus, how did they make that scene so tone-deaf compared to the original.
@michaelvessel4604
@michaelvessel4604 5 жыл бұрын
Disney managed to turn one of their most heartbreaking and traumatizing moments into something laughable... just think about that for a second.
@FercPolo
@FercPolo 5 жыл бұрын
Scar didn't even grab Mufasa's claws, he slaps his face. There's no way to match Jeremy Irons voice timbre, why cast ANYONE but him in the Scar role?
@Not_Soundwave
@Not_Soundwave 5 жыл бұрын
I did a side-by-side of the 3D and 2D scene. Literally the biggest problem is that the animators did not animate emotion. 2D Simba's looking down his nose, his body stiff, jaw hanging; he's *petrified.* 3D Simba's... looking like my antisocial cat when my dog tries to play with her. And I heard the reason that a lot of animators hated this movie because of the reason that there's no emotion. $260 million, you can't make a hyper-realistic 3D model crack a smile? Lord, I hope this remake season is over by the next decade.
@Rugops42
@Rugops42 5 жыл бұрын
When they gonna do a live action Hercules get Devito back to play Hercules
@Lauren_210
@Lauren_210 5 жыл бұрын
Onesie Directionless If this happens, I imagine that Hercules in the remake will sing “Go the Distance” but only walks one mile.
@PointsofData
@PointsofData 5 жыл бұрын
*Danny Devito in Mr. Tumnus legs*
@MRWhoreoscope
@MRWhoreoscope 5 жыл бұрын
I would watch it for a severely CGI Danny Devito.
@PointsofData
@PointsofData 5 жыл бұрын
@@MRWhoreoscope no Danny devito has no CGI, its just prosthetics, and whenever he trips its kept in
@MRWhoreoscope
@MRWhoreoscope 5 жыл бұрын
@@PointsofData Genious. They'll say it's improve.
@MalleusSemperVictor
@MalleusSemperVictor 5 жыл бұрын
This movie made me realize how much I miss Robin Williams.
@borgue
@borgue 5 жыл бұрын
He was never in your life. Replay his movies and shut the fuck up, auto-pilot brain.
@POTTERANDMATRIXFAN
@POTTERANDMATRIXFAN 5 жыл бұрын
@@borgue Who hurt you?
@weebyboi620
@weebyboi620 5 жыл бұрын
B stfu bitch
@bencoleman2203
@bencoleman2203 5 жыл бұрын
B what the fuck is wrong with you?
@danielpadilla6865
@danielpadilla6865 5 жыл бұрын
@@borgue r/gatekeeping
@GrimPudding
@GrimPudding 5 жыл бұрын
These Disney remakes look so colorless and lifeless. Why is everything super desaturated? It looks terrible.
@DeathnoteBB
@DeathnoteBB 5 жыл бұрын
Realistic shots just look desaturated. My guess is they went so far towards realistic they forgot about being visually interesting and aesthetically pleasing.
@Rockstopmotion
@Rockstopmotion 5 жыл бұрын
Lol that communism for you
@jermbonotrombone
@jermbonotrombone 5 жыл бұрын
My mom and 11 yr old bro went to see it and loved it and thought it looked great. I just couldn’t wrap my head around it, it looked like real Africa which looks like dirty brown all over. The Lion King (2019) is one of the few movies that I would describe as “gross” in the same way I would describe a horror film, and isn’t a horror film.
@Odinsday
@Odinsday 5 жыл бұрын
@jake scott Because it's Disney and they want their popcorn fun
@ellewis817
@ellewis817 5 жыл бұрын
@jake scott cuz mUh nUhStALjUh
@MrMarker8050
@MrMarker8050 5 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen this movie. "This is Jasmine's friend, Will Smith's genie's love interest." I shouted *WHY!?*
@klg9549
@klg9549 5 жыл бұрын
Yep. She's the lady in the beginning with human-looking-Genie. They had kids. Not that Genie shouldn't have any, but it's a bit much to stuff into what should be Aladdin's story.
@blaisetelfer8499
@blaisetelfer8499 5 жыл бұрын
The new Terminator gave the T-800, sorry I mean "Carl", a wife and kid, too. I guess studios everywhere decided that non-human supporting characters from their old movies needed to settle down.
@PanzerPlant
@PanzerPlant 5 жыл бұрын
Life is pain, I hate- *Unnecessary love interests*
@quincycarra9107
@quincycarra9107 5 жыл бұрын
How is the audience supposed to relate to the magical blue gas genie man if he doesn't have a love interest and a family?
@handsomebrick
@handsomebrick 5 жыл бұрын
I guess they were trying to make the genie's transition to freedom more believable, which is something weird about the original, there's no real indication of how he could be free other than the vague insinuation that the guy who sings Arabian Nights in the beginning might be the free genie. It's not a necessary change or an improvement, but it's a decent way of changing up the story a little. I grant that it is a little weird.
@spiritofafeather8486
@spiritofafeather8486 4 жыл бұрын
“It’s got Will Smith in it.” *War flashbacks of Shark Tale*
@thatguyintherain3168
@thatguyintherain3168 4 жыл бұрын
That movie makes me want to commit ritual Hara-Kiri. I’m ashamed to have watched it.
@balabanasireti
@balabanasireti 3 жыл бұрын
I know that this is going to sound whiny but I hate how popular that film is.
@joshuabrien2970
@joshuabrien2970 5 жыл бұрын
The remake somehow looks exspensive and cheap at the same time
@PViolety
@PViolety 4 жыл бұрын
ABUUU NO-
@American-Ghoul
@American-Ghoul 5 жыл бұрын
"There's no heart" - that's pretty much Disney now. No heart, no soul. Disney is just a hollowed out shell of what it use to be.
@Hotwopper
@Hotwopper 5 жыл бұрын
Why try to do something creative when people will watch anything you did before, but in 3d (with Will Smith too why not)
@vinylguy6453
@vinylguy6453 5 жыл бұрын
I don’t think it’s fair to say that all of Disney is like this, there’s definitely segments and studios that still care. Obviously it isn’t the live action division
@lundojelding9727
@lundojelding9727 5 жыл бұрын
Most big companies/studios/websites are like that nowadays tbh
@crabmachine858
@crabmachine858 5 жыл бұрын
King Toast The only difference is that Disney is practically a monopoly at this point.
@timmygardner2358
@timmygardner2358 5 жыл бұрын
are you surprised that the multi-billion dollar, multinational media conglomerate founded by a ruthless anti-semitic fascist sympathizer would turn out "soulless"? really? REALLY?
@annie7716
@annie7716 4 жыл бұрын
"A classic is born!" has the same energy as "The dead speak!"
@cthulhuhoops
@cthulhuhoops 4 жыл бұрын
GOD tros is such shit
@CakeJamara
@CakeJamara 5 жыл бұрын
Ralph's just trying to ignore that Disney is remaking ralphthemoviemaker in full CGI for a 2020 release
@dionotdio
@dionotdio 5 жыл бұрын
Wait so when did the original come out?
@GoldenPickaxe
@GoldenPickaxe 5 жыл бұрын
we have the technology
@redfive1300
@redfive1300 5 жыл бұрын
Now with Ralph shooting first while shouting, “Maclunkey!”
@gnarlin4964
@gnarlin4964 5 жыл бұрын
Ralph's the key to all this, if we get Ralph working. 'Cause he's a funnier character than we've ever had.
@WTKB82
@WTKB82 5 жыл бұрын
PlAyed by Paul giamatti
@papayer
@papayer 5 жыл бұрын
Ugh you just didn't like this film because you're aware of how mediocre it is
@viscountrainbows6452
@viscountrainbows6452 5 жыл бұрын
Nitpicking asshole was probably paid by Sony to notice that it was painted by formula!
@MamaSymphonia
@MamaSymphonia 5 жыл бұрын
Right? It's all a matter of perspective. I mean I went into the movie not knowing how completely bland and pointless it was gonna be and personally it took me completely by surprise!
@Lexpionage
@Lexpionage 5 жыл бұрын
Aman Smith-martin L bro Robin Williams as the Genie is one of the greatest performances ever
@juancosta7162
@juancosta7162 5 жыл бұрын
The movie it's made for the fans
@theta_clips
@theta_clips 5 жыл бұрын
heres some chocky milk because your epic
@SongbirdAlom
@SongbirdAlom 2 жыл бұрын
“No wonder kids don’t want to see movies anymore.” That’s such a simple but loaded line that holds so much truth.
@HubCityMan
@HubCityMan 8 ай бұрын
Damn that was a good meal... I really want some chocolate now... Wish my foodstamps would kick on..
@thesawkman2912
@thesawkman2912 5 жыл бұрын
This movie would've been significantly more enjoyable had they cast Shaq as Genie.
@isaigutierrez1617
@isaigutierrez1617 5 жыл бұрын
And casting DaBrat as Jasmine
@diplomatG
@diplomatG 5 жыл бұрын
Facts
@AnnoyingMystery
@AnnoyingMystery 5 жыл бұрын
Or the dude who played the genie in the broadway version of it
@thepretentiousplayer4017
@thepretentiousplayer4017 5 жыл бұрын
No, the rock would have been the best
@knightofoctober
@knightofoctober 5 жыл бұрын
*Kazaam wants to know your location*
@Everik-ct6pg
@Everik-ct6pg 5 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland was the movie that started the modern live action remake trend. Coincidentally, the original version was the Disney movie that Walt Disney hated the most, and he considered it his biggest mistake.
@tvfrank57
@tvfrank57 5 жыл бұрын
The original Alice in Wonderland is my favorite out of the original Disney movies lol
@gristlyknave831
@gristlyknave831 5 жыл бұрын
I don’t like the original one either
@nootnewt9323
@nootnewt9323 5 жыл бұрын
That’s legit one of my favorite movies lol
@manospondylus
@manospondylus 5 жыл бұрын
Signal Fire I never knew that. Why exactly did he hate it?
@Everik-ct6pg
@Everik-ct6pg 5 жыл бұрын
@@manospondylus mostly because it was a massive failure when it released, nobody liked the movie back then.
@salad_bucket
@salad_bucket 5 жыл бұрын
It’s not even for the kids, really. This is just how Disney extends their copyrights, and it’s why they’re remaking even the most obscure movies. They were the ones who pushed to get copyright protections extended as far as they already are, so now by remaking literally everything they’ve ever owned they can keep those characters locked up for another several decades.
@anikmonette2140
@anikmonette2140 4 жыл бұрын
It seems that you're correct and despite not knowing everything about copyright laws I can definitely see that some of the remakes were due for their 28 years reconstructive surgeries...
@Jabukama
@Jabukama 4 жыл бұрын
As a person who knows copyright law this is FALSE. When the Alladin animated film goes into public domain this film will have no impact. Though any creative changes the live action made to the orginal animated film will still be under copyright. Its like the Wizard of Oz. The book is in the public domain. However the MGM film is not. So any creative changes the film made to the book i.e. changing the silver slippers to ruby slippers is still copyrightable, but the story and characters (and the silver slippers) in the book are in the public domain.
@willlyon7129
@willlyon7129 4 жыл бұрын
Need I remind you these movies are based on preexisting stories from the public domain, that they simplified, sanitized, and bastardized to make them kid friendly.
@AshKetchup123
@AshKetchup123 4 жыл бұрын
capitalism needs to leave art alone, it always goes to shit when companies get too greedy and heavy handed
@Backtothezack
@Backtothezack 4 жыл бұрын
False, almost every classic disney film is based on stories in the public domain. They can be used by anyone. Not just Disney. You just can’t steal the creative liberties taken by Disney where it’s obvious they changed it for their story.
@cyrus2395
@cyrus2395 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly I wanted him to review the Disney Channel movie. What a tease.
@arnold20139
@arnold20139 5 жыл бұрын
I never heard of the Disney Channel live action Aladdin. And wow, those clips hurt.
@chuckbatman5
@chuckbatman5 5 жыл бұрын
@@arnold20139 it unironically looks like a high school theater production
@lemmygrad5425
@lemmygrad5425 5 жыл бұрын
Coolman Hahn I tried looking it up But I couldn’t find the Disney channel movie...
@terriblechristianmovies3814
@terriblechristianmovies3814 5 жыл бұрын
Will Smith has become that “Hello there fellow kids” meme in real life.
@chuckbatman5
@chuckbatman5 5 жыл бұрын
If you've ever seen any of his social media posts on Instagram/KZbin/wherever, they are the most pandering manufactured "hello fellow kids" content I think I've ever seen. They're almost funny for how surreally awkward and out-of-touch they are
@terriblechristianmovies3814
@terriblechristianmovies3814 5 жыл бұрын
Coolman Hahn I have only seen his KZbin and it’s soooo out of touch and cringy
@chuckbatman5
@chuckbatman5 5 жыл бұрын
@@terriblechristianmovies3814 I had a friend send me something from his Instagram and it was even worse, I really wanted to tell off my friend because just why on Earth would he enjoy this
@crabmachine858
@crabmachine858 5 жыл бұрын
Will Smith is like Adam Sandler. He doesn't care about acting, he just likes money, so he'll do whatever his agent tells him to.
@terriblechristianmovies3814
@terriblechristianmovies3814 5 жыл бұрын
Coolman Hahn I think if you had told your friend off, it would have been justified.
@frankwest5388
@frankwest5388 5 жыл бұрын
Remember when in the original movie that sleezy merchant who narratetes the story? It has been confirmed that he is the Genie in a human form. It blowed everyones mind, because the hints were suptle but clearly there. How do we remake that scene? Put Will Smith on a boat. What a twist!
@brendan5723
@brendan5723 5 жыл бұрын
Disney is gonna end up making a animated version of the live-action version.
@JustABroom
@JustABroom 5 жыл бұрын
They should make an animated version of the 2019 Lion King.
@BandTiguysChannel
@BandTiguysChannel 5 жыл бұрын
@@JustABroom But the 2019 Lion King is already the animated version of the 2019 Lion King
@SwagBroPlays
@SwagBroPlays 5 жыл бұрын
Literally reprinting their own dolla bills
@freyastuchbery7130
@freyastuchbery7130 5 жыл бұрын
We can go *further.*
@JustABroom
@JustABroom 5 жыл бұрын
@@BandTiguysChannel Joke.
@korhonenmikko
@korhonenmikko 5 жыл бұрын
That Jasmin power ballad scene sounds and looks like a Eurovision song
@HaveanOreshnik
@HaveanOreshnik 5 жыл бұрын
Like an Israeli Eurovision song, i'd reject it
@legoharry100
@legoharry100 5 жыл бұрын
The fact that people started disappearing around her made me think she had gained Thanos powers and I started laughing hysterically during what was supposed to be a powerful scene.
@rogerebertjr.
@rogerebertjr. 4 жыл бұрын
"I have never once called a master a friend." "You ain't never had a friend like me."
@cookiemocher388
@cookiemocher388 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, and he just MET him
@LaTigerGenesis
@LaTigerGenesis 5 жыл бұрын
They keep getting worse because the Remake-a-tron is running low on toner
@tadpolegaming4510
@tadpolegaming4510 5 жыл бұрын
No, it's running out of magenta Or it's because machines don't understand what makes a good movie
@PanzerPlant
@PanzerPlant 5 жыл бұрын
TadpoleGaming If only there were a way to translate human emotions into numbers. Hmm... I guess the mathematical formula for a comedy would be, “Loud+repeated action+random=funny”. “Reference” can also be added for extra funny.
@aceambling7685
@aceambling7685 5 жыл бұрын
@@PanzerPlant you just reminded me of an idea I had for an AI disguised as a run of the mill first person shooter but slowly devolves into a horror game as the AI learns how to scare you.
@PanzerPlant
@PanzerPlant 5 жыл бұрын
Ace Ambling Nice
@poweroffriendship2.0
@poweroffriendship2.0 5 жыл бұрын
*Aladdin:* CAN YOU JUST MAKE ME A PRINCE? *Genie:* _DO YOU MEAN -- A FRESH PRINCE?_
@Sarahonwheels
@Sarahonwheels 5 жыл бұрын
I love that you reused your comment from the cinemasins Aladdin (2019) for this video. Because it's what Disney does now.
@papayer
@papayer 5 жыл бұрын
He did? OMG I remember when he did that. Here have 5 billion US dollars so I can read your comment again
@PaytonsOwnProductions
@PaytonsOwnProductions 5 жыл бұрын
Missed opportunity
@Sarahonwheels
@Sarahonwheels 5 жыл бұрын
@@papayer i will gladly take your money
@jamstonjulian6947
@jamstonjulian6947 5 жыл бұрын
Fresh Prince of Bell-end
@DJtheMJ
@DJtheMJ 3 жыл бұрын
Jafar's actor kind of looks like that quiet office worker who goes on a rampage suddenly after someone got his coffee wrong for the last time. This film is just the aftermath.
@pajamapantsjack5874
@pajamapantsjack5874 5 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait to take my kids to the live action frozen movie
@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.
@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. 5 жыл бұрын
Hey, i recognize you from uncle jobels comment section
@jamstonjulian6947
@jamstonjulian6947 5 жыл бұрын
But will they use real snow or CGI snow? I have so few questions!
@ackrien9630
@ackrien9630 5 жыл бұрын
Hey i know you from McDonalds
@vertical6866
@vertical6866 5 жыл бұрын
same
@wp6007
@wp6007 5 жыл бұрын
This is comment of the year.
@AI-zd8sl
@AI-zd8sl 5 жыл бұрын
This reminds me how the creators of Aladdin mentioned how Genie was made FOR Robin Williams rather then the other way around.
@AdrianCelsiusTepes
@AdrianCelsiusTepes 5 жыл бұрын
Well since Will Smith is mainly good at playing Will Smith, it wouldn’t have been a bad idea to specifically make the role suited to him.
@troybonner91
@troybonner91 4 жыл бұрын
Did Jafar really just say "PARROT, YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!". It's like Disney isn't even trying anymore...
@blaisetelfer8499
@blaisetelfer8499 4 жыл бұрын
He addresses him as "parrot"; was his name not even Iago in this version?
@madduxnagel6935
@madduxnagel6935 7 ай бұрын
I don’t recall if Jafar even says his name. And he barely speaks AT ALL in the film. He basically just runs errands for him and that’s it. What an insult to the hilarity Gilbert Gottfried brought to the role
@Chronicpatchkids
@Chronicpatchkids 5 жыл бұрын
Disney has no respect for their own animated classics and neither do the people that support these remakes
@Lauren_210
@Lauren_210 5 жыл бұрын
I notice they’re only remaking all of their 2D movies while the CGI ones are safe. It’s 2D that still continues to be disrespected.
@YellowTwerker
@YellowTwerker 5 жыл бұрын
Lauren210 they should remake a 2D version of Pixar movies
@Lauren_210
@Lauren_210 5 жыл бұрын
YellowTwerker Pixar has always been known as a studio that does solely CGI and were the pioneers of that with the first Toy Story, so leave them with CGI. Disney and Dreamworks, on the other hand, should do both 2D and CGI, which I would have preferred rather than ditching 2D all together. I miss 2D so much.
@PanzerPlant
@PanzerPlant 5 жыл бұрын
Lauren210 Currently, the only things Disney makes in 2D animation are relegated to their TV series and shorts. Other than that they’ve done next to nothing for the past few years. Shame.
@xandermin
@xandermin 5 жыл бұрын
they should've just outsourced the whole thing to bollywood
@b.collins2656
@b.collins2656 5 жыл бұрын
real talk a bollywood remake would've been way more fun than this because they love doing crazy bombastic shit in their movies, so it's always entertaining
@brainman67
@brainman67 5 жыл бұрын
@@b.collins2656 you are right
@nejdalej
@nejdalej 5 жыл бұрын
That would have been amazing x
@mahanubhavs9980
@mahanubhavs9980 5 жыл бұрын
Go one step further and outsource it to Tollywood(South India)
@ismaellovera4767
@ismaellovera4767 5 жыл бұрын
Dotty Paige yeah but that would require effort and Disney doesn’t like that nowadays
@Ovara343
@Ovara343 Жыл бұрын
God damn the genuine heartbreak when he said "It's all we DO now. It's...really sad. It's really sad that this is what does well" really fuckin' hit me. I'm with ya Ralph.
@missellaneous5142
@missellaneous5142 5 жыл бұрын
"In ten thousand years I've never once ever called a master a friend" The genie was in the lamp alone for 10,000 years...gave him such a crick in the neck...
@mixwidman5458
@mixwidman5458 5 жыл бұрын
Hi where you from, what’s your name?
@fangirldreamer748
@fangirldreamer748 5 жыл бұрын
I like your OG Aladdin reference!
@fangirldreamer748
@fangirldreamer748 5 жыл бұрын
Your welcome!
@mixwidman5458
@mixwidman5458 5 жыл бұрын
Fangirl Dreamer For the tides, the sun, and the sky?
@kingbash6466
@kingbash6466 5 жыл бұрын
People: We want more original movies. Disney: YAAAAA, IT’S REWIND TIME!
@Chronicpatchkids
@Chronicpatchkids 5 жыл бұрын
King Bash do people truly want original movies when their remakes keep making a billion? That tells me they want these shitty remakes
@jamstonjulian6947
@jamstonjulian6947 5 жыл бұрын
People don't care is the sad truth
@amanms1999
@amanms1999 5 жыл бұрын
@@Chronicpatchkids sadly, that's not what people want
@MrNickyDalenz
@MrNickyDalenz 5 жыл бұрын
Gimme somea dat markass brownie!
@PenguinWithInternetAccess
@PenguinWithInternetAccess 5 жыл бұрын
OH THAT'S HOT, THAT'S HOT
@WilsTube
@WilsTube 4 жыл бұрын
*2019 Aladdin* I want the real Aladdin. *1992 Aladdin* I said the real Aladdin. *Disney Channel Aladdin* Perfection.
@WilsTube
@WilsTube 4 жыл бұрын
Skamacho trust me, it’s more creative than that shitty Lion King “remake” and all those other shitty upcoming remakes, to sadly come!
@victorcapote7376
@victorcapote7376 3 жыл бұрын
I swear if they make a live-action movie about Treasure Planet, then I will be scarred for life and hate Disney with a passion. I will miss what Disney once was, and not where it is going and what it will be.
@SteveJobbed
@SteveJobbed 5 жыл бұрын
Ralph’s about to get “Taken Downtown” by two Disney executives
@zcurridor_q_r_td680
@zcurridor_q_r_td680 5 жыл бұрын
and macon in the back seat with him
@ianbeach23
@ianbeach23 5 жыл бұрын
Steve Johnston Disney's already got him on their hit-list thanks to the Marvel commentary.
@sierrac8454
@sierrac8454 5 жыл бұрын
“Goes into slow motion like I’m watching a Zack Snyder movie”.... or a Guy Ritchie movie! oh wait..
@PViolety
@PViolety 5 жыл бұрын
“One swing! Ahead of the Sweuord!”
@dickcheesemcgee6978
@dickcheesemcgee6978 4 жыл бұрын
Dad gum Canadians
@kyle857
@kyle857 5 жыл бұрын
I bet Christopher Robin didn't go over well at all in China...
@Lauren_210
@Lauren_210 5 жыл бұрын
They banned the movie there when it came out.
@EntertainmentExpertz
@EntertainmentExpertz 5 жыл бұрын
Kyle it didn’t go over. Period. They didn’t even allow the film into the country.
@Hammerhead547
@Hammerhead547 5 жыл бұрын
It wouldn't have gone over too well with the real christopher robin either, he hated that his name was attached to his father's books.
@gonk4509
@gonk4509 5 жыл бұрын
Anon Nimus *France Intensifies*
@catmerchant8699
@catmerchant8699 5 жыл бұрын
Kyle honestly thank god that piece of shit doesn’t exist in a big ass area of the world.
@spitfireohone
@spitfireohone 5 жыл бұрын
I could have gone my whole life without seeing the live action Mufasa death. That was depressing. Not in the sad way the cartoon was. But depressing because I had a good laugh at falling Mufasa
@handsdowntoo7150
@handsdowntoo7150 4 жыл бұрын
There's something so...artificial...about seeing a realistic lion cub with its mouth open and a human voice blandly screaming "nooooo!"
@tynekavka9264
@tynekavka9264 4 жыл бұрын
Every time I see that lion king remake clip of simba yelling nooo, I just do loud "meowoooo" makes me laugh at how he just looks like a kitten meowing, unlike I the original where you can see the horror on his face. None of the actors in the new one can act to save their lives. The OG is so wholesome
@flarky6465
@flarky6465 4 жыл бұрын
Dont even remind me of how badly they messed up "Long live the king."
@spitfireohone
@spitfireohone 4 жыл бұрын
@Tum Tum what kills me is they wanted a live action lion king. 1. You can watch the broadway musical for that 2. Literally everything about the remake is created on a computer and animated
@irongirltoni
@irongirltoni 4 жыл бұрын
Same! He looks like a cat falling off a counter and it's hilarious!
@GhostStealth590
@GhostStealth590 5 жыл бұрын
In all seriousness. Live-action loses so much magic animation achieves, especially when they ALREADY HAVE an animated form of the entity. There seems to be a rising movement of anti-animation people, and I’m unsure why. Animation brings so much more than what real life can bring.
@80swoodpanel
@80swoodpanel 5 жыл бұрын
The video is over but I'm still laughing about 'Maleficent 2 : Curse of the Boogaloo'.
@johnnywc99
@johnnywc99 5 жыл бұрын
This movie feels like a Lifetime Original Movie that they threw into theatres
@SmoothCriminal12
@SmoothCriminal12 5 жыл бұрын
As bad as Lifetime films are, don't you dare compare this shit stain to them. They at least have some sort of so bad it's good value to them.
@PViolety
@PViolety 5 жыл бұрын
“That’s unclear, I don’t know I hit a deer, let me drink a beer.” - Dr. Sepe
@casmourde
@casmourde 5 жыл бұрын
My theatre teacher called this movie "A masterpiece of cinema" and "A revolutionary new step in art" and I dont know if I want that woman to teach me anymore
@Fragar212
@Fragar212 5 жыл бұрын
Everyone has a right to their opinion....but boy is that a shit opinion
@marshallzane7735
@marshallzane7735 5 жыл бұрын
She’s an immoral person
@cannedgoodness9633
@cannedgoodness9633 5 жыл бұрын
Are you sure Disney don't own your school too
@ladyirisbits9793
@ladyirisbits9793 5 жыл бұрын
Just punch her
@RinLockhart
@RinLockhart 5 жыл бұрын
She's sucking that sweet Disney teet.
@nejdalej
@nejdalej 5 жыл бұрын
Jasmines song is them trying to do Let It Go again but in Aladdin
@klg9549
@klg9549 5 жыл бұрын
How the Disney remakes handle female characters is them basically trying to address every idiotic feminist Buzzfeed article written by people who can't even remember the originals.
@MamaMOB
@MamaMOB 5 жыл бұрын
What bothers me is it looks like they took out her “I’m quick learner” moment where she jumps over to the other building without Aladdin’s help. I mean that was an actually strong moment for her. That’s when she showed us she wasn’t just a princess she was also smart. Why did they take that away from her? For that crappy song?
@klg9549
@klg9549 5 жыл бұрын
@@MamaMOB It's silly. I've heard about how they butchered Cinderella and Belle as well. A "strong" female character doesn't have to be literal, but they throw this modern stuff in to try to appease them.
@blissfulinsomniac5711
@blissfulinsomniac5711 5 жыл бұрын
@@klg9549 Yes, it's stupid, because the original Jasmine was smart (i.e.; faking out Jafar). They could have left her as is, and it would have been great.
@unblorbosyourshows9635
@unblorbosyourshows9635 5 жыл бұрын
@@klg9549 Most feminists really fucking hate what Disney is doing with their female characters now, so blaming them is pointless. They're trying hard to pander to them but they just suck so much at writting or actually changing something meaningful that people are even more pissed about it.
@37Dayzzz
@37Dayzzz 4 жыл бұрын
"I'm a genie! Not a meanie!" I'm in fucking tears.
@richardcletus6026
@richardcletus6026 5 жыл бұрын
Chinese Aladdin seems horrid and wholesome.
@worm9862
@worm9862 5 жыл бұрын
It keeps the same cadence and accent as Indian Aladdin even though they are in China, it's so bizzare
@DenSvartaStjarnan
@DenSvartaStjarnan 4 жыл бұрын
The original Aladdin story takes place in China, but the genie is Indian, from what I recall.
@willlyon7129
@willlyon7129 4 жыл бұрын
Probably trying to cash in on the Faerie Tale Theatre
@babelKONI
@babelKONI 5 жыл бұрын
The whole thing looks like it's covered with a smokescreen.
@PViolety
@PViolety 4 жыл бұрын
Actually worse than 2019 Lion King
@dametreush319
@dametreush319 5 жыл бұрын
“Things are unraveling fast” “Get it, because it’s a carpet”😂😂😂 Ralph is so underrated
@kyle857
@kyle857 5 жыл бұрын
I always thought that Will Smith's career trajectory would have him making real films by now.
@thetelegothika5327
@thetelegothika5327 5 жыл бұрын
That’s a sick burn, if I may be bold to say, Mr Torrance.
@aestheticaltwat
@aestheticaltwat 4 жыл бұрын
Perhaps it’s time to correct him. If you don’t mind my saying.
@53subscribersnovideos35
@53subscribersnovideos35 4 жыл бұрын
@@aestheticaltwat You mean you want him to corrrrect Will Smith?
@billciphergirl6049
@billciphergirl6049 4 жыл бұрын
Will Smith was ALSO oscar from....... it hurts to type the name but.......... SHARK TALE 😭😭😭😭😭😭
@madmehr
@madmehr 3 жыл бұрын
What you mean? He always been the big budget movies with only a movie every few years to be Oscar seeking to keep his price up.
@НикитаГубанов-е3е
@НикитаГубанов-е3е 5 жыл бұрын
Ralph sounds realy tired and depressed in this one, hope he's alright
@asdeathstalksyou2
@asdeathstalksyou2 5 жыл бұрын
He probably just got baked in order to get through this dumpster fire
@dubiousdeliquite6641
@dubiousdeliquite6641 5 жыл бұрын
Никита Губанов this movie is pretty depressing to think about considering where disneys gone
@0oidiedinatimemachineo024
@0oidiedinatimemachineo024 5 жыл бұрын
@@asdeathstalksyou2 lol yeah he does look kinda stoney
@FriedHeggis
@FriedHeggis 5 жыл бұрын
It's already been a while since I noticed he sounds like this. I too hope it's all ok.
@kwizatzhannahrach
@kwizatzhannahrach 5 жыл бұрын
Привет)))
@peanut7650
@peanut7650 2 жыл бұрын
I love when Aladdin smacks Donkey in the face
@HushTheChaosTV
@HushTheChaosTV 5 жыл бұрын
Disney: let's make a Chinese Aladdin adaptation Chinese Actors: Audition Disney: NEXT
@duckcylinder9903
@duckcylinder9903 5 жыл бұрын
American media really sleeps on Asian actors in general, even middle eastern, south east asians, fucking ghost in the shell, a japanese movie placed in japan, Scarlet johanson played the main character when theres plenty of talented asian actors
@guaceldono7231
@guaceldono7231 5 жыл бұрын
duck cylinder Wasn’t the main character of ghost in the shell white even in the source material? Or am I thinking of something else?
@pppoopoo4880
@pppoopoo4880 5 жыл бұрын
Elisa Castro scarlet Johansson couldn't act her way out of a paper bag, there has to be a better Asian actor *somewhere*
@productivitywizard6406
@productivitywizard6406 5 жыл бұрын
I remember reading somewhere that even this new version had a lot of extras that were just spray-tanned white actors.
@chocolatequickness1575
@chocolatequickness1575 4 жыл бұрын
@Elisa Castro there are a TON of qualified Asian actors, Hollywood just doesn't care. Why do you think when Black actors win awards it's always either a movie about the history of slavery, segregation, or a white savior complex.
@MrSecretSentai
@MrSecretSentai 5 жыл бұрын
One thing I hate is I’m the only one out of my friends that hate these Disney remakes and they act like I’m crazy for not
@Doctor-Infinite
@Doctor-Infinite 5 жыл бұрын
Don't worry your not the only one. Stay strong brotha😂
@zcurridor_q_r_td680
@zcurridor_q_r_td680 5 жыл бұрын
bet. so much people that have the fanboy blindfold these days
@metawarp7446
@metawarp7446 5 жыл бұрын
Even the Lion King? Oh god get out
@AlbinoLoki
@AlbinoLoki 5 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the club, fam. Here, have your free vodka
@Dell-ol6hb
@Dell-ol6hb 5 жыл бұрын
MrSecretSentai yeah this shit happens with me and my friends too, they are all terrible and they still watch them and like them like wtf
@justintruong4837
@justintruong4837 5 жыл бұрын
"and then they'll get G-Dragon to be the genie", i wheezed.
@lunalluna9401
@lunalluna9401 3 жыл бұрын
I thought I heard it wrong lol
@runningcommentary2125
@runningcommentary2125 5 жыл бұрын
That Winnie the Pooh movie looks like an arthouse horror movie about a pagan cult.
@mag866
@mag866 5 жыл бұрын
Best comment i’ve seen all year
@pocketsesmcflurry2146
@pocketsesmcflurry2146 5 жыл бұрын
It ends with Christopher Robin being burned alive in a disembowelled Winnie the Pooh because his girlfriend got crowned May Queen
@seattlefunevents7821
@seattlefunevents7821 5 жыл бұрын
The VVinnie
@Makkufurai
@Makkufurai 5 жыл бұрын
I didn't believe adults actually thought this way, but I was talking about the Lion King remake with someone at work, asking after they said they wanted to see it in theaters; why? Then the response, incredibly, was along the lines of the film being an improvement in of itself BECAUSE it was live action now. As if an animated film is "not a real film," and any animated film is improved by "evolving" into the live-action world. What the fuck kind of thinking is that? It surprised me actually, but I guess I'm biased in having a strong relationship with animation through my childhood. Doesn't mean it isn't fucking stupid. It's giving me nightmares of seeing Spirited Away or Princess Mononoke remade in glorious live-action now. Yuk. Thank god Ghibli would never allow that.
@FoxfireGreen
@FoxfireGreen 5 жыл бұрын
Just shows some people don't know what animation and what a live action movie is... TLK 2019 is a full blown CGI cartoon, in no way above the original, a cartoon animated in 2D. It's like not being able to tell the difference between SpongeBob SquarePants and Citizen Cain, which is downright dumbfounding.
@Valchrist1313
@Valchrist1313 5 жыл бұрын
....Until Disney buys Ghibli.
@janelbbuck
@janelbbuck 5 жыл бұрын
I agree, me and my father were having a laugh about the lion king 3D CG remake and Aladdin, wondering why people would go and pay money to see pretty much the same story (the same story but badly executed, especially in Aladdins case.) The only difference is the visuals, like that bad cgi on Will Smith, and I guess some bad jokes,
@dirrdevil
@dirrdevil 5 жыл бұрын
The irony is that it is animated though. Just badly.
@brainman67
@brainman67 5 жыл бұрын
Bro been watching naruto and i swear nothing in NA has cone close to the feelings i felt like i rewatched sone of the star wsrs and the LOTR and it just can't compare I believe because of the acting in those films and the Naruto OST is some of the best
@MagicalKittyLen
@MagicalKittyLen 5 жыл бұрын
I just want them to hire people that can actually sing in these remakes. Like, damn. The autotune hurts.
@Nekoszowa
@Nekoszowa 5 жыл бұрын
The worst thing in this movie is that you can clearly see most of the backgrounds are greenscreened.
@HaveanOreshnik
@HaveanOreshnik 5 жыл бұрын
It just kills the movie
@ColonelCarnage
@ColonelCarnage 5 жыл бұрын
I was going to say the Jasmine femnazi subplot
@inaliann
@inaliann 5 жыл бұрын
2:15 "tea time, tea time" "they got T!"
@mitchellgeorge6031
@mitchellgeorge6031 5 жыл бұрын
inaliann They said it was gonna be an easy grab
@UmbraMan1
@UmbraMan1 5 жыл бұрын
Well it ain’t no easy grab!
@WiloPolis03
@WiloPolis03 5 жыл бұрын
They said it was gonna be an easy VFX supervision
@shardinhand1243
@shardinhand1243 5 жыл бұрын
disney wont stop this until the mainstream stops paying, which may actualy just never happen, becuase the mainstreams standards are awful, this really sucks.
@cookiemocher388
@cookiemocher388 3 жыл бұрын
Not nessisarally, people will get tired of the live action remakes eventually
@shardinhand1243
@shardinhand1243 3 жыл бұрын
@@cookiemocher388 i hope so my good man.
@AlbinoLoki
@AlbinoLoki 2 жыл бұрын
@@shardinhand1243 They better or I'll make them. I jest but I have a feeling that it's gonna be soon given how Mulan bombed
@shardinhand1243
@shardinhand1243 2 жыл бұрын
@@AlbinoLoki disney has been lossing support, they may be forced to change if only to safe them selves from backruptcy.
@cobborjr4651
@cobborjr4651 5 жыл бұрын
The whole film doesn't feel like a film, it feels like a terrible fan-fic in motion.
@malachiowens3423
@malachiowens3423 5 жыл бұрын
A fan fic? I wouldn’t go that far.
@ant7517
@ant7517 5 жыл бұрын
It looks like one of those fanfics in ao3 with a sweet name but also has "double anal" in tags
@pizzatime7433
@pizzatime7433 5 жыл бұрын
A fanfic more like a terrible fever dream
@knightofoctober
@knightofoctober 5 жыл бұрын
That's insulting to fanfiction.
@handsomebrick
@handsomebrick 5 жыл бұрын
Jasmine is the writer's self insert character.
@blazingphantom2813
@blazingphantom2813 5 жыл бұрын
They should’ve just done a theatrical rerelease of the animated films
@pangalaxy2885
@pangalaxy2885 5 жыл бұрын
Then no one would buy Disney+ 😳
@Lauren_210
@Lauren_210 5 жыл бұрын
BlazingPhantom28 I agree. I went to the 2011 rerelease of the original Lion King and I had to take that opportunity because I was born 2 years after the movie came out at the time and I wanted my own theater experience of watching my favorite movie, which was amazing. I would totally do this if they continued doing that rather than the remakes.
@jamesquinonez3914
@jamesquinonez3914 5 жыл бұрын
They did do this a couple years ago, and I remember being pissed off back then because I thought it was a lazy cash grab to just re release a movie and tack on a "3-D!" gimmick to get people to see it. But after seeing this shit, I would give anything for them to go back to doing that instead.
@Lauren_210
@Lauren_210 5 жыл бұрын
James Quinonez They also did this way back in the day for their classics that came out during the golden age of Hollywood era for movies like Snow White, Pinocchio, Bambi, etc. For example, with Snow White, they re-released the movie around every 7-10 years so it was re-released in 1944, 1952, 1958, 1967, 1975, 1983, 1987, and 1993. Back then, they did this to raise revenue for the studio during the World War 2 period. I’d rather see a re-release of those classics as well than a lazy remake. 😒
@eugeneketaminekrebs3403
@eugeneketaminekrebs3403 5 жыл бұрын
Brandon Smith: Not everyone has it on DVD.
@PViolety
@PViolety 5 жыл бұрын
“Winds from the east, and the suns from the west.” I can’t stop smiling from this line
@bootswithdafurr
@bootswithdafurr 5 жыл бұрын
I genuinely thought that was drake bell in that low budget aladdin.
@rachael1090
@rachael1090 5 жыл бұрын
Would have been an improvement
@rebeccajohnson7599
@rebeccajohnson7599 5 жыл бұрын
Me too😆
@sweetmelon3296
@sweetmelon3296 5 жыл бұрын
the acting in this movie is so good it almost tops mystery diners
@moifaamoimoi5927
@moifaamoimoi5927 5 жыл бұрын
ALMOST
@chrisl8277
@chrisl8277 5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@dylan351321
@dylan351321 5 жыл бұрын
They didn’t use enough hidden cameras
@acfreak55
@acfreak55 5 жыл бұрын
they had To get Charles Styles to play the Genie than it would be perfect.
@samland9570
@samland9570 5 жыл бұрын
“Like it’s a toothpaste factory” Nice Charlie and the Chocolate Factory reference.
@bestbrainbigman
@bestbrainbigman 5 жыл бұрын
Christopher Robin was the only new live action Disney movie that I legitimately liked
@bravovince3070
@bravovince3070 5 жыл бұрын
That movie is such a masterpiece, the world isn't ready for it.
@moondoria8401
@moondoria8401 5 жыл бұрын
Same. I loved the interactions since most of the characters are like the original.
@caprisun6552
@caprisun6552 5 жыл бұрын
Is it even considered a remake?? It felt more like a reimagining, but i agree.
@Aditz3345
@Aditz3345 5 жыл бұрын
Big Brain B it’s because the original was so damn underrated!!
@knightofoctober
@knightofoctober 5 жыл бұрын
Try "Goodbye, Christopher Robin". I liked it better. But it's more of a biopic of Milne.
@catendway4754
@catendway4754 5 жыл бұрын
My mom unironically loves this movie and thinks that Will Smith was the perfect replacement for Robin Williams ... help me
@SmoothCriminal12
@SmoothCriminal12 5 жыл бұрын
Listen to this chick. If you need a hit man, hit me up.
@Chipiliro613
@Chipiliro613 5 жыл бұрын
Lawyer up Divorce her
@blissfulinsomniac5711
@blissfulinsomniac5711 5 жыл бұрын
Welp, it's good SOMEBODY can squeeze some enjoyment out of it. Excuse the above commenters' lame attempts at comedy, lol.
@PointsofData
@PointsofData 5 жыл бұрын
@@blissfulinsomniac5711 who said they were joking
@drangelice
@drangelice 5 жыл бұрын
Will smith didn’t need to be auto tuned . He’s a decent singer already.
@handsdowntoo7150
@handsdowntoo7150 4 жыл бұрын
That's one of the most baffling parts of the movie. Why would you hire someone who is known for a very specific style of singing, then auto-tune him and tell him to copy Robin Williams! Will Smith will never be a Robin Williams, so he should have been allowed to add his own flair to the character.
@IronFreakV
@IronFreakV 4 жыл бұрын
But if they auto tune him he doesn't have to try! Genius! Remember Paige O'Hara? She was only in one movie ever and became known for her incredible voice? And then Emma Watson plays her role in the remake and she sounds like fucking Hatsune Miku?
@rhodopisdenile8977
@rhodopisdenile8977 4 жыл бұрын
They really should of tried to make a new genie that’s not really like robins Maybe instead of making him goofy and do impressions he is legitimately cool and the kinda guy you could party with and would hook you up with a chick
@catcher881
@catcher881 4 жыл бұрын
As Sideways said, the autotune in these remakes' music makes them sound so perfect and clean that it strips away any potential character the actors put in their performance.
@royalblanket
@royalblanket 4 жыл бұрын
@@IronFreakV actually, hatsune miku sounds good, have you seen freely tomorrow?
@maxcheese382
@maxcheese382 5 жыл бұрын
The lion cgi is so terrible that it looks exactly like a tiger
@dorudanieldumitrescu3004
@dorudanieldumitrescu3004 5 жыл бұрын
Imagine how the tigers smelll, too bad they didn't have cgi tiger sex.
@DugganWorks2001
@DugganWorks2001 5 жыл бұрын
Will Smith in genie form looks like god damn Dwayne Johnson as the Scorpion King
@im-_matty3824
@im-_matty3824 5 жыл бұрын
BobbyBobbenson I know.
@PViolety
@PViolety 5 жыл бұрын
Will the next Disney movie be bad? “It is unclearuh.”
@finnyoak
@finnyoak 5 жыл бұрын
"*opens Nutella* Should've broken this out when I was watching 'Salo'." My brain had a split-second decision to laugh or vomit.
@PanzerPlant
@PanzerPlant 5 жыл бұрын
Do both at the same time.
@Sayquidnidly
@Sayquidnidly 5 жыл бұрын
I love how they changed up the plot and Aladdin's first wish was to know who killed Jeffrey Epstein
@dorudanieldumitrescu3004
@dorudanieldumitrescu3004 5 жыл бұрын
Fuck, you made me spill my Will Smith Mason Jar.
@noalruzanders
@noalruzanders 4 жыл бұрын
I feel like the biggest problem with the live action remakes, is that one cannot produce the same feelings, emotions, and life in a real, physical setting with CG like you can with 2d animation.
@cookiemocher388
@cookiemocher388 3 жыл бұрын
You can produce emotion but when it comes to the cartoony elements you can't do it in the same way
@Maggerama
@Maggerama 5 жыл бұрын
What kind of kid even likes non-animated people dancing and singing? I know I hated it.
@QuentrixMovies
@QuentrixMovies 5 жыл бұрын
Kids love Mary Poppins
@gonkdroid9325
@gonkdroid9325 5 жыл бұрын
These movies are for adult women
@PointsofData
@PointsofData 5 жыл бұрын
You take that back Enchanted was genuinely amazing you fuck So were the Muppet movies and the entire genre of Movie Musicals I hope Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly do a classy ghost tap dance duet on your grave
@julielove4evr
@julielove4evr 5 жыл бұрын
It can be fun if done right. There are many live action musicals that really have a lot of heart, but making good movies isn't Disney's objective. Disney's goal is to maximize profits and the easiest way to do that is with tried and true movies that take no new risks. They simply slap a new coat of paint on it, remove any jokes that could be offensive, and BAM huge success at the box office.
@ShadowRubberDuck
@ShadowRubberDuck 5 жыл бұрын
I like to believe Jim Carrey turned down the role of Genie to play Eggman in the new Sonic movie lol
@zitagirl1
@zitagirl1 5 жыл бұрын
Dan E actually reading all the behind the scenes stuff, their first choice was Will Smith apparently. They never even tried to get Jim Carrey. Shame as I thought he would have been great for the role.
@GeorgePerakis
@GeorgePerakis 5 жыл бұрын
Like a new Mask.
@milmil5350
@milmil5350 5 жыл бұрын
Actually, Jim Carrey's whacky behavior would've made natural humorous improv that better reflected the animated Genie. You can see it in how he behaved in all his films: Dumb & Dumber, the Grinch, Liar Liar, the Mask, etc.
@milmil5350
@milmil5350 5 жыл бұрын
Damn, not casting Jim was a missed opportunity. But I don't think even he could've saved this movie. Hopefully Sonic turns out well for him.
@concrete_dog
@concrete_dog 2 жыл бұрын
"Will Smith, he's clean and perfect and is only in the best family films." well that aged like milk
@pengu5950
@pengu5950 5 жыл бұрын
When my friends went to see Lion King, the most we got out of it was the Cats trailer
@larrycockslock2677
@larrycockslock2677 5 жыл бұрын
That bad huh
@2120musiclover
@2120musiclover 5 жыл бұрын
Pengu and you can see that for free! Lol
@caseycat
@caseycat 5 жыл бұрын
*Interstellar music swells as Walt Disney's body reaches maximum rotations per second in his cryogenic tomb*
@matthewmacdonaldchannel1
@matthewmacdonaldchannel1 5 жыл бұрын
This is an insanely sharp comment. Cheers!
@IkeOkerekeNews
@IkeOkerekeNews 5 жыл бұрын
Walt Disney stole public domain characters, and then restricted his characters from ever entering the public domain.
@Big_Finger_Jim
@Big_Finger_Jim 5 жыл бұрын
I love how Scar bitch slaps Mufasa and he just lets go of the rock
@dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780
@dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780 5 жыл бұрын
Disney: Trying to act woke Also Disney: Has a black man, disguised as a blue man, unironically call someone "Master"
@meh5476
@meh5476 5 жыл бұрын
He’s a dude, playin’ a dude, disguised as another dude.
@PretentiousAdonis
@PretentiousAdonis 5 жыл бұрын
I can't understand how Disney cast actors that are like 20 shades lighter than the characters from the animated film. Many of which they had to darken up because they were too fair skinned to actually blend into the setting.
@mcrn1994
@mcrn1994 5 жыл бұрын
That's a bit of reaching there but okay.
@paulmajano
@paulmajano 5 жыл бұрын
Meh noooo don’t you fucking do that! Downey JR is a real fucking actor, unlike Will Smith.
@PretentiousAdonis
@PretentiousAdonis 5 жыл бұрын
@@paulmajano Will Smith is actually an amazing actor, he's just been choosing his movies poorly lately
@alexestevez-bm8ml
@alexestevez-bm8ml 5 жыл бұрын
I can't get over how absolutely ugly and bland the costumes were in this movie.
@mikeehrmantraut1899
@mikeehrmantraut1899 5 жыл бұрын
alexestevez1956 ikr the costume are pure ass
@blaisetelfer8499
@blaisetelfer8499 5 жыл бұрын
You mean women didn't wear prom dresses with built in pushup bras in ancient Arabia?
@blaisetelfer8499
@blaisetelfer8499 5 жыл бұрын
I like Ralph's statement of "I am disappointed by the lack of quality". It's not worst of the year in any aspect, but every aspect could have been done so much better with just a little creativity.
@Niobesnuppa
@Niobesnuppa 5 жыл бұрын
They look so cheap and costume-like. It's like similar to historical Arabian clothing, but worse in every way. Cheap-looking fabrics, way too modern-looking colours (colour dyes weren't this intense until very recently in history), boring decorations, plasticy jewelry. The costume designs in this movie just suck.
@lukemacinnes5124
@lukemacinnes5124 4 жыл бұрын
Because it's REAL it's live action now so it has to look really dark and hard to see everything
@AndersonPEM
@AndersonPEM 5 жыл бұрын
8:40 "Somebody cool me down!" [KZbinr Will Smith] Oh, that's hot! That's hot!
@gamergaming00
@gamergaming00 5 жыл бұрын
This movie needed 2 Will Smiths, then it would've been perfect. Djemini Man
@frosty0pants
@frosty0pants 5 жыл бұрын
Djinmini Man
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