Mystery Diners: The Worst Show on Television - ralphthemoviemaker

[@ralphthemoviemaker]

Release the Drone!

[@mrsenor5233]

review breaking bad.

[@T.Rexjira]

Dang it!

[@Wherearetheghosts]

+Jason Solis he did

[@jankapuscinski8456]

nice Hodor reference

[@UPtheIRONS52]

Nah

[@SuperExpert]

This became a running joke with my friends and I. Every time we would see each other we would say "Charles Stiles mystery diners". This went on for probably 2 months. I went to work one day after the 2 months and I was meeting the new CFO of the company I work at and I accidentally introduced myself "Charles Stiles mystery diners". This was the most horrific moment I've had in my professional career. Ralph, I blame this on you.

[@sarsona_3611]

I want to honor you for doing that.

[@greentaigo2552]

Not sure if you mean that you r company has been getting a new owner of if you were applying for a new job but in the case of the last one I would hire you before anyone else could apply

[@DWN037]

YOU CHEATED AT THE CHEESY'S CHALLENGE.

[@swetcorn]

I wish viewers had the choice to love comments, because this comment definitley deserves it.

[@tillyjohnstone9112]

gordyvision same but with me and my dad.

[@PaytonTate]

I don't even think there are Iraqi food carts in Iraq.

[@gastons3771]

Payton Tate you should make more smexuals

[@Hawarka]

Payton Tate we actually have them, thank you very much

[@PaytonTate]

Oh, learn something new every day.

[@timrthoward7007]

do you have whatever country youre from food carts in your country

[@851852093114208513]

The only time I've ever wanted to go to Iraq was when I found out just now that they just have foot carts on the street selling Iraqi food. Middle Eastern food is amazing. Basically everything from the Mediterranean to the Middle East to Persia to India is fucking delicious. I'd stab a guy for some fucking shwarma or a falaffel and fried cauliflower pita sandwich right now. I've been making vodka cocktails with everclear instead, yes.

[@grirrat]

70% of the budget went to 3d mapping every single restraunt

[@roy12525]

Charles Stiles has some syshconcerns about that statistic.

[@thecharizardchampion1055]

Lol that's fucking hilarious

[@pokaay3163]

It’s so fucking extra

[@redstorm4111]

Another 20% on all the camera installation

[@depression6442]

1% Went to the acting

[@Shleggo]

My favourite episode of ‘Mystery Diners’ is the one where an employee is taking live lobsters from the lobster tank and freeing them in the ocean. The climax is Charles and some people chasing this man holding a live lobster across a beach. Truly the pinnacle of modern television.

[@emmettm.975]

That sounds amazing

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Name of episode please

[@BarackLesnar]

Freeing captive animals is terrorism so that's actually legit that dude was probably al queada

[@Shleggo]

@@quantumblauthor7300 It's called 'Lobster Looting.'

[@moniboo523]

Ahh yes I remember that sh*t show of an episode

[@Spootnik]

"Hey Charles, how are you?" "Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners" It's like an Oblivion conversation

[@drenchedinsyrupp6059]

haha if I bring up his age it is a funny insult

[@CharizardMaster69]

Sputnik it’s fucking Bill Vance, Vance Refrigeration.

[@luisgonzalez5482]

Nicholas Brown that joke is as old as your grade in elementary school.

[@luisgonzalez5482]

Landon Frank yes.

[@sarsona_3611]

@Joseph Ellis But that drone didnt look so stable, im sure it wasnt ok

[@pmvaldez1]

do you think if they cloned Charles Stiles and introduced Charles Stiles to Charles Stiles that they would get stuck in an infinite loop of saying "Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners"?

[@2cool4uandskool79]

if that did happen it would end all life as we know it and all that would be left in black bold text is CHARLES STILES MYSTERY DINNERS

[@pmvaldez1]

Queen Eaddy along with a grilled cheese sandwich.....

[@theboomerpride]

Harry Buttwhisker and a bit of dang it mixed in

[@coffeetrash5299]

To stop that loop,someone must r E L E A S E T H E D R O N E

[@MrLuciusrm]

Harry Buttwhisker i think this happen every morning when he look himself at the mirror

[@evanquinn6092]

You own an Iraqi restaurant in Oregon. Some employees want to make a food cart for the business but you decline. Suddenly an Iraqi food cart opens up down the street and you start losing food 🤔🤔🤔🤔

[@CasualNickname]

Clearly an alien stole the food...not the employees wishing to open up an IRAQI FOOD CART!

[@KiwiOuiOui22]

Hmm... you're onto something stranger.

[@funguy398]

It's time to call Charles

[@nathandixon2048]

Hm.... Yup it's a stumper, there's no clear answer... better call Charles Stiles

[@narsicko6919]

Hmm, I think we're gonna need Charles and nasa on this one.

[@takhideous6360]

I pass by Cheesies every day on my way to work and I always feel like I’m passing a sacred location

[@SgtSnazzerino]

Do they still do the challenge?

[@charlottecorday8494]

You are!

[@SnepperStepTV]

You better not cheat in cheesy's challenge

[@IAmCipeRamo]

​@@SnepperStepTVcheating on the Cheesies Challenge gets you a death sentence according to the US constitution

[@Nikolaos0603]

@@IAmCipeRamo😂😂😂😂

[@SoCloseToToast]

I watch this every month

[@HOTD108_]

Why?

[@CHICKENNUGGETSKOON]

Why?

[@doubtfuldoug2689]

Did you watch it this month?

[@marebear5677]

Why?

[@namedone3359]

I watch it every day

[@thecat970]

99 cameras have been set up in the ladies restroom

[@papnlilly]

Zing! 😂😂

[@user-cn4ci5wx1s]

Anthony what a nice zinger NIGGA

[@kevinguyen1000]

99 cameras have beem set up behind another camera

[@lhaviland8602]

OVER 9000 cameras in the grease trap.

[@ryedj707]

Well Charles, people have been coming out of the women’s restroom with an item very similar to our delicious, mouth watering tostitos naked crunchy wrap, and we don’t know how people are getting them. Our food supplies are lower than I expected and I suspect someone might be doing something in there, but I just don’t know who could be and how!

[@bintytime]

i swear i end up rewatching this vid every 6 months or so when i can’t find any good new content

[@uo101]

me too

[@casbalt7763]

As do i

[@YuRaynus]

I as well

[@nitrocharge2404]

Glad I'm not the only one that keeps rewatching this for absolutely no reason

[@christiangomez320]

Me too

[@FattiesG0neWild]

2 cameras in the main hall 4 cameras in the kitchens 32 cameras in the womens bathroom 3 cameras in the parking lot

[@Penoatle]

*cut to scene from SVU*

[@SherlockHoles2012]

Hahahahahaha 32 cameras

[@lewissowerby2149]

I swear all US reality shows are all edited by the same dude

[@charby2786]

Lewis Sowerby I can confirm this.

[@lewissowerby2149]

Charby thank you, I can now sleep.

[@Kyman102]

I saw someone online come up with a pitch for a Reality Show. Watching the process of people trying to edit 40+ hours of footage to fit an episode of a random reality show.

[@totallynotasentientactionf9519]

Just one dude in his mom's basement. He gets a call from a TV network "dude we need you to edit 5 episodes or Survivor stat!"

[@casadilla111]

Kyman102 I would unironically watch that...

[@Doctorispie]

Cheating on the cheesy’s challenge is the only unforgivable sin.

[@siangchengpang772]

Set up a camera in the sinner's asshole

[@play-s-_______-osu]

There's also suicide but that is much worse

[@CrAzY6tothe6]

@@siangchengpang772 release the drone instead

[@DarkDreamsAndMoonlitNights]

Punishable by death.

[@Shadamyfan-rs8xc]

I'd disown anyone who cheats in the Cheesy's Challenge.

[@ejm1225]

"Starla Childs, Distillery Miners" 2023 edit: Changed it from "Starles Chiles"

[@manputty933]

Charles Stiles, God of Stromboli

[@galleryofrogues]

That’s how Dyslexic Daddy Derek would say it

[@brandonconway3819]

Emmanuel Moreno Marles Diles Chystery Stiners?

[@brandonconway3819]

The real Famas Probably idk Telease de rone

[@charmandyorton006]

I see you with that Chilean Mining Accident reference, I see you

[@imperialwolf7872]

9 circles of hell 1. Limbo 2. Lust 3. Gluttony 4. Greed 5. Wrath 6. Heresy 7. Violence 8. Fraud 9. Cheating on the Cheesy’s challenge

[@zacharyhonachi2166]

You forgot Charles Stiles.

[@kuroine7386]

*TWENTY THREE CAMERAS HAVE BEEN SET UP IN THE GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH*

[@TheMrMojoRisin67]

There are over 9,000 cameras, and they're all recording children.

[@christiandam1583]

LMAO +TheMrMojoRisin67

[@matthewthedford2041]

10 cameras have been set up in the toilet.

[@luisdavila1236]

*DEADASS?*

[@gavin169]

I was laughing so hard I couldn't keep my mouse straight to like the comment!!

[@CyberKirby]

What if You wanted to go to heaven But god said You cheated on the Cheesy’s Grilled Cheese Challenge

[@cathl4953]

I'd show him the video footage i collected from the 30 cameras i set up in the waffle iron and the drone outside

[@KaladinVegapunk]

To be fair, considering the rest of shit that sends you to hell in their mythology, that would probably qualify to be honest I mean a baby saving fireman that isn't part of the cult goes to hell, a pedo priest is a shoe-in because he donates, confesses and is part of the club haha Hell it even says not to eat shellfish, and stone your daughter if she misbehaves He's the ramblings of ancient hobos Cheating on Cheesys challenge is almost as bad as opening a rival food cart, and in that case their god would be even more pissed since theyre Islamic, and call him a different name but otherwise have the same religion haha

[@gardetto265]

It's cheesys cheesiest grilled cheese challenge

[@kevinmcdowell1322]

I would say no you

[@BogChild]

i love that this video still has traffic this frequently

[@sketchyjulia]

I remember Mystery Diners almost did an episode at this coffee place by where I live, it’s called “Ron’s Coffee”. They cancelled it because the owner got arrested for child pornography :/

[@svda4565]

I bet Charles Stiles released a drone on him

[@YeetTheSlavs]

lmao im trying not to laugh the whole day and your comment is challenging me

[@nemanjajovanov]

'Charles Stiles, why don't you have a seat over there.' 'What is this, a crossover episode?'

[@RNJ142]

Hol up

[@sketchyjulia]

The Fat Man and the place had rly good WiFi

[@ellen9219]

"Sarah why are you crying" *pans to girl who is clearly not crying*

[@shinyagumon7015]

All the fake tears budget got used for extra cameras

[@alexdionisos]

@@shinyagumon7015 and the drone

[@zombifiedpariah7392]

"Sarah why are you crying?" Sarah: 😐

[@anperson7303]

@@zombifiedpariah7392 🗿

[@zombifiedpariah7392]

@@anperson7303 Lol yup even better 😂

[@kimba4962]

"I am inevitable" "And I... am... Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners"

[@gachapotato8945]

Kimba lmao

[@starset4life175]

The Avengers go back in time to get the infinity stones so that they can undo the decimation that was caused by John Gotti, played by John Travolta. Now, it was supposed to be an easy grab, but it ain't no easy grab, cause they got T. So the Avengers bring Bruce Willis from the past into the future so they can figure out where John Travolta has T.

[@patrickcampbell45]

😂😂

[@parkourmaster4526]

‘Release the drone!’ ‘But sire our mystery diners’ ‘Just do it!!!’

[@mooseyexists]

Ah yes kimba the white lion from the lion king

[@dougdimmadomeownerofthedim580]

I'm Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, and closeted homosexual.

[@Renogade]

Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome. I just can't even

[@DeleteThisPage69]

Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome and also a closeted homosexual!?

[@TristanJHorta]

Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome? Well I'll be Dimmadamned

[@DeleteThisPage69]

Tristan Horta Dimmadamn!!!

[@JacobHillSBD]

8000 cameras have been setup in the Dimmsdale Dimmadome

[@rine6740]

The man who called Charles Stiles a D-list Sherlock Holmes owns my heart and soul

[@bakefire9138]

Damn, do you need help getting ownership of those back?

[@stuffwithsoph8264]

@Johnny Eyeball AHAHAHAHAHA

[@aarondavis8943]

They took T

[@mckenzie.latham91]

@@aarondavis8943 it was supposed to be a simple drop

[@charlottecorday8494]

That is SUCH a good burn, I pray I can use it someday

[@heatherperleberg7816]

"I just cant believe hes gone" "Well, I just know Charles will honor their life with the eulogy." "Hi, Charles, Mystery Diners. This funeral is pretty sad, and not in a good way, so I put TWO cameras in the coffin, FOUR cameras in the bathro-"

[@redcomet_622]

"While we mourn your friends passing, our cameras caught him stealing boxes of food and giving them to the Iraqi food cart"

[@Predator20357]

@@redcomet_622 Overreacting Owner: “That bastard faked his death for a Iraqi food cart! I want his shirt! I want his pants! Get him!”

[@emnedb]

applause emoji

[@MisaKeiJune]

Honestly, the one episode that really upset me was the episode where the guy was about to fire his mother for donating 200 burgers to a homeless shelter once a month, and She paid for them out of her own checks. Made me hate the show that much more.

[@crazyadri5079]

Misa Kei June what episode is this

[@PrismTheKid]

If it's any consolation I'd say 100% of the scenario you just described was made up by the writers of the show

[@masterstepz9800]

@@PrismTheKid Only the shit writers of the show would think, that plot is a good idea. Shows what they know.

[@TheSecondVersion]

@@PrismTheKid Yep, faker than Mrs. Stiles' orgasms

[@rebeccajohnson7599]

I thought the mother was donating the burgers to a church for a picnic or something? Unless this is from an episode I didn't see. Even so, probably could've asked what she was doing with the burgs rather than just automatically assume it was stealing.

[@Ammunaeus]

Do you think Charles Stiles' daughter refuses to go on dates with people because she knows her dad has every restaurant in town with cameras and microphones?

[@JustTheWarning]

"two cameras have been set up inside my daughter's vagina"

[@Ammunaeus]

What if his daughter was a walking camera with a wig on?

[@JustTheWarning]

this is getting too meta.

[@Ammunaeus]

Charles Stiles is always watching with some shoosh conserns

[@wimpylasagna6696]

"19 cameras have been set up in the guys dickhole"

[@katherinesmall3126]

100 cameras have been set up in Charles Stiles moustache to carry out the sting

[@ThatManinWhite]

Katherine Small Oh those aren't set up, his mustache just naturally grows cameras.

[@sarsona_3611]

*R e l e a s e t h e d r o n e*

[@bleedy13]

Katherine Small god damn you...bet your working with those grilled cheese bandits!

[@DWN037]

:100: :ok_hand:

[@swetcorn]

Katherine Small and ThatManinWhite Best comments ever.

[@RogueAstro85]

I live in Austin and the bar with the poetry night was closed within a year of Charles Stiles visiting

[@BernardGarcon]

Now it's bar is truly a mystery diner

[@SneednFeed21]

He cheated on the cheesies challenge

[@Chuck_EL]

With the cringe zoom ins with the overdramatic "boom" music

[@drygnfyre]

A lot of restaurants featured on this show and similar ones closed because it turns out the real issue was bad management. In reality, if Cheesies was losing money, it's not because of the contest, it's because of other issues.

[@Haydos4032]

Any idea what happened to the man, named BRI-AN?

[@ms_rifle_spiral]

Fans: this show isn't fak- Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners: Danny, upload the restraunt's data to the Mystery Diners computer, then disable the restraunt's security with an EMP-equipped military drone with machine guns

[@nearlyNonexistent]

Sorry, who's Charles Stiles? I'm pretty sure the host of this show is named "Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners".

[@cameronroy2129]

@@nearlyNonexistent charles diners mystery Stiles

[@ravaniphoenix5431]

diners stiles mystery charles

[@cameronroy2129]

@@ravaniphoenix5431 diner style ninjistu

[@yukatan2755]

He used Google maps to disable the engine

[@SilverWalker84]

"I didn't tell you to setup five cameras in the ladies restroom" "You didn't have to"

[@plutarchvonpluto6439]

Only five? Must have been a slow day for Mystery Diners.

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

“I also installed 9 cameras in the men’s bathroom as well. Was able to get a urethral POV shot set up!”

[@eyeballady]

Ever seen the episode where a militant vegan employee steals the live lobsters, and after he's caught and fired, they show the police running after him when he attempts to free the lobsters back in the ocean? Boy, that sure was... it sure was.

[@samuelwalker6496]

Bre B PLEASE TELL ME WHAT EPISODE THAT IS, I don't even like Mystery Diners but that actually sounds pretty entertaining!

[@eyeballady]

I recently saw a clip of it--the police don't chase the dude, but Charles and a couple others do, which is even more hilarious. Anyway, I think it's s11 e9, Lobster Looting.

[@Phantomdawn22]

s11? good lord theres at least 11 seasons of this shite?

[@StriderOwO]

Bre B *smashes face against tv screen*

[@schibleh531]

They went full fucking Bollywood on that one.

[@apgagn157]

This is the best video Ralph has made. I come back to this multiple times a year. Cheers.

[@schplenis]

This, love on a leash, and the ghost hunting vid

[@ammarnapata2193]

Lol same😂😂

[@heidiann8017]

The comments alone are so worth it 😂

[@altonb.1396]

that drag episode has the same story as the little panda fighter

[@dickus_kickus]

You're kidding right? I could've lived without knowing that... How I would, I'll never know. EDIT: It actually is, that MUST be intentional.

[@MartianManHunter2258]

Ain't that a kick in head. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[@antidoteee]

I have to go handle some personal private business privately

[@Barrobroadcastmaster]

MartianManHunter2258 DANG IT!

[@SylentVoidkeeper]

MartianManHunter2258 Old Thunderbutt himself! T H A T. J E R K

[@falx94]

"Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners" "Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration"

[@liabw05]

falx94 good one! 😉

[@HeadOfNothing]

hank hill, propane and propane accessories

[@jasonbodden1600]

Awesome!

[@QUSAI1996_]

I respect you sir

[@southpaw117]

"Art Vandelay, Vandelay Industries"

[@mogan4534]

“Hey, Charles.” “Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners.” “I know who you are, Charlie, we’ve been best friends for years.” “I’m from a little company called Mystery Diners, ever heard of it?” “You were the best man at my wedding.” “DANGIT!” “Why do you do this to me, Charlie? You need serious help.”

[@amen9715]

Joseph Cocks it’s funny how this have 150 likes and no replies F*ck the English language

[@mogan4534]

Something122 why does no one reply? Well, I’ll tell you why, because my name’s Charles Stiles, and I’m from a company called Mystery Diners.

[@powerup931]

Joseph Cocks why doesn't charles stiles open up his own mystery diner?

[@mogan4534]

Alex Herrera well, let me tell you who I am, my name’s Charles Stiles, and I’m from a company called Mystery Diners. Ever heard of it?

[@eyriene4559]

STING STANG STUNG

[@sarvcsm7208]

every year i come back to this video its truly timeless

[@bkc6873]

Man this channel was so so good

[@iamarabicandiloveamericanp7137]

@@bkc6873 yeah now its boring as hell

[@P-P-Panda]

It’s such a good video

[@robertt7416]

i’ve seen this video at least 10 times now and it never gets old

[@thatonea-hole]

*S A M E!!!!!!!*

[@eadlynjune]

I’ve been watching this shit, and every other video he’s every made for the past two years. He’s a comedy genius.

[@raenaldo]

I’m at least on 15-20...CLASSIC content!!!

[@rachelhart3531]

Neither does mystery diners! Mystery diners rules!

[@justincruz5720]

Same

[@therandomperson02]

So I was on vacation with my family, and one night we decided to see what was on TV. I checked the Food Network and Mystery Diners was on, so naturally I went "Hey, you gotta see this, it's the dumbest thing ever." BUT I UNDERESTIMATED THE SHOW'S DUMBNESS. The episode premise was that some workers were taking customers to the attic of a restaurant and making it seem like it was haunted with ghosts or whatever. Standard Mystery Diners stuff, right? WRONG. COMPLETELY WRONG. They brought in some lady who claimed to be a psychic medium or whatever and she went "there's the spirits of two girls who were murdered here and they don't like the workers bringing people into the attic." So the subplot of the episode became laying the spirits of the two girls to rest or whatever, and Charles Stiles was just like "Yep, that's what we gotta do, nothing weird about that, I'm Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners." So it's just assumed that ghosts are real and the attic is actually haunted, but the workers are still doing whatever up there and they get fired. BUT IT GETS BETTER. At the end there's an epilogue where you expect the narrator to go "Bill Blankins has been doing great ever since Charles Stiles set up fifty cameras in his restaurant," but instead he goes "unfortunately, the ghosts kept doing stuff and it drove customers away, causing Bill to have to relocate." My family was shocked that this was on the Food Network. I was too. EDIT: The episode is S5E10, "Paranormal Activities." As far as I can tell it was the only episode to feature a paranormal element. Release the drone.

[@michaelalexanders9966]

OH SHIT i think this got covered in ralph's ghost show video

[@rosaleenrogan4770]

Lol

[@nicholasleclerc1583]

@Rosalee Rogan ‘couldn’t have told my feelings for this comment better

[@samchernoff350]

Kid puts soda in water cup. Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners

[@pokededenne8105]

RELEASE THE DRONE

[@samchernoff350]

Gabriel C I have sum Shush concerns if that is true then

[@TheGreatCannon]

we put 3 cameras in the soda machine we put 2 cameras in the water and soda cups

[@snorlaxwithabattleaxe9149]

3 cameras have been placed on the child

[@alexdionisos]

Seventeen cameras have been placed on the soda dispenser, 300 on the counter

[@panicatthegasstation]

In an alternate reality, Destiny hits Ralph up, laughs at his jokes, and they end up getting married. Ralph and Charles are now family and a Mystery Diners reboot is launched with Ralph directing the show.

[@nathanielmarks4872]

I wish it actually happened

[@emnedb]

That is the world I want to live in.

[@mungdaal9643]

Ralph Sepe: Into the Wattpadverse

[@shinyagumon7015]

Do you think Charles would introduce himself as "Charles Stiles, father-in-law"?

[@cr4zyg047]

I watch this video at least once a month.

[@RyanHPvineyvids2013]

It's so good

[@ChessQuestionMark]

Kyle Kennedy same tbh

[@shannonwelsh3521]

S A M E

[@steviev958]

Kyle Kennedy I can't stop watching lol 6 days straight #releasethedrone

[@frisk4520]

Same

[@TheDonutMan3000]

But why is it called mystery diners? There is no mystery. A better name would be insignificant theft diners.

[@matthewdavison2622]

The mystery is why this show is still going

[@maggiem5528]

C H A R L E S S T I L E S M Y S T E R Y D I N E R S

[@totallytherealpewdiepie1643]

Nah it shloud be called a mystery why this shows still going

[@arkham7727]

Moritz R CHARLES STYLES, INSIGNIFICANT THEFT DINERS

[@steviecopeland]

73 cameras have been set up in the bathroom.

[@gabefolco1888]

No One these cameras have been set up to see if the food is giving the people the shits

[@redcatsix]

One camera has been set up in Destiny's sex dungeon

[@lessthanthreemetal]

The rewatchability here is unparalleled

[@TheShahofIrann]

forreal i’ll watch it a couple time a year lol

[@bmo14lax]

​@@TheShahofIrannsame here friend its comforting to rewatch good stuff for me

[@iota4973]

yes oml

[@uipantera1619]

Yeah this a holiday for me honestly

[@creed8712]

I’m legit floored that this is 8 years old because I remember when a KZbin video was 8 years old it meant it was from like 2008

[@jamiee7367]

This doesn't feel like a real show This feels like a South Park parody of a real show

[@amidasimth1214]

@_ Danllco _ I bet you look like butters

[@konankid2340]

As soon as south park became real life the TV show south park started to suck

[@PrismTheKid]

HE WAS AN AVERAGE GUY, BUT ONE DAY HE WOKE UP AS A TALENTLESS MOUSTACHED MAN! ROB SCHNEIDER IS CHARLES STYLES, MYSTERY DINER! RATED PG-13

[@Firewithsnowflakes]

@@konankid2340 part of the reason South Park is so good is because it has the guts to go after lots of stupid stuff in real life that nobody else will but you can have your opinion

[@mothernyxious7097]

“White people renovating houses”

[@Kickiusz]

The fact they added in post an alarm when the drone crashes is absolutely hillarious.

[@sarsona_3611]

*D A N G I T !*

[@thesaltmerchant4564]

What's funny is it's just stock alarm sound effect so you even hear it in halo

[@minindoalt]

and the useless DRONE_CAM🔴 to make it seem more high tech when it’s just a normal video feed that doesn’t need that crap

[@xxMpEGxx]

You know a drone like that......is hella loud

[@BulborbStare]

@@thesaltmerchant4564 Yeah, I'm pretty sure the helicopters in GTA 4 make that sound sometimes too.

[@nichola2666]

This is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen... who would corrupt the sanctity of the cheesies challenge by cheating.

[@ethanpreis413]

Pepe Sylvia R E L E A S E T H E D R O N E

[@kapilsharmaWorld_uncensored]

By far the most rewatchable episode on the internet.

[@MegaRayboy]

Hi my name is Mystery Diners, and Im with a company called Charles Styles

[@sarsona_3611]

Skrt skrt Hi my name is Company Diners and I'm the stiles of Charles Owner

[@Kyman102]

That's "Bames Nond's having a stronk" level amusing.

[@PsycheInAntartica]

Skrt skrt Hi my company is Charles Mystery, any owner name my Diners Styles

[@ryanschur8730]

Charles styles mystery dyles.

[@_barry_]

Skrt skrt The show is fake, the restaurants are real.

[@mynamejeff540]

I'm scared, there's an Iraqi food cart outside my house

[@mynamejeff540]

qualivia well I guess its goodbye, tell my mom I love her

[@mynamejeff540]

ICR1 EVREITIEM Good idea wish me luck

[@JamesWhite-no2hj]

Afterwards, I would recommend escaping to a small Irish county and live out the rest of your life as a cow. Those Iraqi food trucks are part of some of the most lethal Hitman groups in modern history.

[@mynamejeff540]

James White Thanks for the advice man

[@KristinaRegis]

The Guy who Sleeps in your attic make sure it isn't following you

[@DrShaym]

Why do they need so many cameras? Don't the restaurants already have security cameras they could pull footage from? I guess you wouldn't be able to do your dramatic snap zooms that way, but it would look more real. I mean, that's the whole point of a _"reality"_ show, right?

[@breno123hi]

I love your content

[@fleabagrusty]

They need the filler time to drag out. Because everyone needs to know where each and every camera is.

[@Optropicraft]

I'm subbed to you.

[@meowtherainbowx4163]

I read that comment in your beautiful, deep voice.

[@craftworded]

2 C A M E R A S

[@timothyfinch7295]

Ralph's Bad Reality Show arc truly was the peak of his craft

[@charlottecorday8494]

Looking back now, it really was.

[@FirstLastname604]

69 cameras have been set up inside destinys bedroom

[@fun4513]

69th like Edit: Shit, I'm the 70th.

[@narcopsycho9447]

Linctonamor ! HOMOSEXUAL SPOTTED.

[@JustJack6719]

Get it to 690

[@ramonheuvelmans8207]

Nice

[@barebottombandit1621]

I just found you on IHE's Fred video, now I'm binge watching all of your videos

[@stabbityjoe7588]

Ricky Khau me too haha

[@Caveduck0137]

Ricky Khau Same

[@rukardio9491]

Ricky Khau same

[@caramelconundrum9280]

Ricky Khau same

[@d.b.cooper5766]

Ricky Khau Yep

[@JLawrence95]

I actually found out I’m partially related to Charles stiles at a family wedding a few years back. My step dad and I were fans of the mystery diner show so we recognized him almost immediately and we’re wondering what he was doing there so we went to talk to him and found out he was distantly related on my moms side. He’s actually really cool and nice and said we could come over for a BBQ anytime (we lived 4 hours away tho so that never happened 😂) either way this video is still hilarious and I love you Ralph ❤️

[@georgedudleysashtray3860]

Will you give Charles Stiles mystery diners a big wet sloppy kiss for me?

[@dexterguth5459]

cat nice

[@AbhayKumar-cm2kh]

Today on things that never happened...

[@JLawrence95]

Abhay Kumar I mean it did but you can believe it didn’t of you want 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

[@JLawrence95]

Abhay Kumar literally have a picture of myself with him at the wedding

[@sufferationist]

23:43 Often overlooked in this incredible video is how fucking disgusting the Torpasta dish looks

[@bcc5701]

Okay this is what I was looking for. Wtf is happening over there in that kitchen

[@Im__Andy-f6x]

that looks good

[@shinyagumon7015]

And aparently someone is "stealing" the recipe and selling it to other restaurants like 1. it's not a super basic idea and 2. like it would be popular enough for that.

[@harmonlanager2670]

If I made Mystery Diners, I would turn it into a full parody of Mystery stories. Like, give the people really insane, over the top motives. "Why'd you steal my food and sell it in a food stand across the street?" "BECAUSE YOU KILLED MY FATHER, YOU SON OF A BITCH!"

[@robot54312]

I'd watch it. Make it like Diagnosis: Murder, except instead of Dick Van Dike it's CHARLES STILES.

[@MimiCupcakeDean]

"BECAUSE I'M CHARLES STILES MYSTERY DINERS."

[@tarabletv]

Harmon Lanager I wish you were a TV show producer

[@napkin8920]

"Why'd you do it, Gianni? Why did you kill Sara Clark?" "She was going to ruin our pizzaria. *_NO ONE_*_ out-pizzas the hut."_

[@GasmaskAvenger]

YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD AN IRAQI FOOD CART

[@bighungry98]

"I'm Ralphthemoviemaker, world renowned film critic and closeted homosexual" "Destiny, if you're watching this, hit me up" WHICH IS IT RALPH??

[@breadpilled2587]

he's playing with our hearts

[@Saibellus]

He did say closeted...

[@dj29hawkings76]

He might want to be "just friends and nothing else" with destiny

[@ratzzi7301]

Easy, he’s a woman

[@godofwar234regi5]

Ellis Dee Uh, not to be that person but you know what closeted means right?

[@wpl955g9]

I hate to admit how many times I've re-watched this. Bravo, Ralph.

[@ankitacharya8993]

wpl955g my 20th time.

[@GewoonRood]

Everyone does, how do you think this got 2.2M yet only 2.2 people know what Mystery Diners is

[@jade4025]

Whenever I’m having a bad day, traveling somewhere, or just am bored, I watch this. I’ve been watching it since it was released. I was in high school and now I’m graduating college soon. This video has been with me through it all

[@cameronsandoval2505]

This is by far the best recommended video I've ever gotten.

[@Mrdlt_]

F R E E

[@acebomber3005]

Cameron Sandoval same

[@plumlogan]

Cameron Sandoval this is garbage

[@3DNero]

Cameron Sandoval honestly tho I instantly subscribed this guy seems like an actual passionate creator which is rare nowadays on this site (only based off this video, but I'm sure I won't be dissapointed on this binge I'm about to go on)

[@pyroduck]

Cameron Sandoval agree

[@monochrome_baku]

It's 100% fake. My brother was hired to be the bad guy in the civil war tour episode.

[@funnyman2067]

I live in Austin TX, and there is a bar or smokehouse or something along those lines named Uncle Billys next to a fairly popular restaurant in the area called Shady Grove. I think they needed the attention for their bar because more people went to Shady Grove than they did the bar and they must’ve thought “Man, Mystery Diners are gonna make us famous!”. They are still there I believe, but Shady Grove still reigns supreme. Nobody was fucking stealing or anything, the just needed the attention.

[@kats511]

Monochrome Baku did he get to meet the loveable and huggable Charles stiles?

[@flavourlessjosephus2910]

Monochrome Baku The civil war was staged for Mystery Diners? And you fuckers are complaining about this show being lazy? Ffs.

[@Lauren-ny9pe]

Flavourless Josephus the civil war happened for mystery diners*

[@werewulf2484]

Would you mind telling me more about it?

[@nemanjajovanov]

3 cameras for the Elven-kings under the sky 7 for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone 9 for Iraqi carts, doomed to die, 1 for the Charles Styles on his dark throne.

[@chopperjoe1998]

This comment is a year old and it's fucking amazing lol

[@toamatau8785]

@@chopperjoe1998 what does the age of the comment have to do with anything

[@ArmanIRL]

Holy shit I needed this today. 😂

[@dsnever3041]

Dark Drone*

[@nemanjajovanov]

@@dsnever3041 Yes!

[@DHCR-core]

8 years later and I'm still baffled that they faked a drone crash for the sake of drama and couldn't even make it convincing.

[@851852093114208513]

"Put a tracking device in the wheel well of that truck." Okay I'm not a lawyer but I'm like 85% sure that's illegal

[@thehonorablereverendaddiso1943]

10-minute ad revenue It's so blatantly illegal it honestly hurts

[@LoudMissLucy]

Eric Bishton i

[@RandomPerson-gt1jt]

You guys laughing at "release the drone" but I remember one episode where they had what was basically an RC car, and released it to just run around in a bowling alley with no one noticing for some reason. I guess the 10,000 cameras they set up weren't enough that day to find someone stealing bowling shoes.

[@bakefire9138]

*RC-XD deployed*

[@owenbeute]

YES I REMEMBER THAT ONE

[@crimsondynamo615]

What is this the fucking Dead Pool

[@WhiteChocolate74]

You actually watched the show?

[@spimbles]

this comment exudes the energy of only watching the show because a loved one's oblivious enjoyment for it lmfao

[@toaster9922]

I like how Ralph smirks a little after saying “and closet homosexual.”

[@DaniloMotaSoares]

Hes loffing

[@breadpilled2587]

he knows he's playing with our hearts he knows he's got the gays on the edge of their seats

[@hamluk_]

@@breadpilled2587 shhhh we can't admit that we're on the edge of our seats that opens up a chance for an edging joke

[@cooperpetersen2445]

@@hamluk_ "agggggghhhhhh I'm edging"

[@kayhaven4710]

Cooper Petersen skeet skeet skeet!

[@JaySmithAudioStoryteller]

I love that this video has outlived the show itself. I enjoy sharing this with friends who have never viewed it.

[@jeper3460]

*at funeral* random person: "What is your relation to this man?" Charles Stiles from Mystery Diners: "Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners"

[@slyperysyparr2604]

H

[@unknowncontact2204]

Is it just me or did u guys realize that every time it’s 2 people getting busted?

[@tiacat11]

Otherwise they might have to change the sound effects and zoom ins.

[@lojosol]

its not every time its two people

[@vestaviri]

@@lojosol yeah that is true, but a majority of employees getting in trouble on that show is mainly just two people

[@Eddyforshort]

Always two, there are. No more, no less.

[@schweppes1313]

​@@Eddyforshort Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Stiles the Mysterious? I thought not. It's not a story the Iraqi would tell you. It's a Diners legend.

[@meredythcosta6977]

“Charles Styles, Mystery Diners” “Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration”

[@jonathanmendez6366]

Meredyth Costa Top 10 Anime Crossovers

[@RoachDoggJR.-]

So what kinda work you in Charles?

[@echo12345ish]

Chris Hansen, MSNBC News

[@pianosnake7028]

Meredyth Costa what line of work are you in, Bob?

[@chrisjohnson5371]

What line of work are you guys in?

[@Pdawg99]

I lose it every time when Ralph screams “an Iraqi food cart?!” 😂

[@bmo14lax]

7:01

[@lessthanthreemetal]

I want you to count the number of Iraqi food carts you have seen in your entire life

[@JohnB-ts5wm]

I live in Portland and honestly I’ve seen like 4. It’s pretty good food

[@QuarkGamingLLC]

I love how some of his greetings sound like a question. “Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners?”, like he doesn’t remember what he’s doing.

[@lilyshould4602]

Cause he doesn’t know what he’s doing

[@marinaraman8238]

@@lilyshould4602 ''SOME SUH CONCRES.''

[@NobodyCaresALot]

Oh he remembers, he's just trying to forget.

[@Awesome4Prez]

"Hi, Charles!" "...Charles Stiles, Mystery Diner?...." "Idk, are you?" "Am I?" "..........ok, so someone cheated on our Cheesey Challenge and..." "CHEATED ON THE CHEESEY CHALLENGE!?!!?!? CHEATED ON THE CHEESEY CHALLENGE!?!?"

[@emnedb]

*all not some

[@alyssaj8779]

I like to imagine the crying girl from the cheesy challenge was thinking about something else entirely and wasn't even listening to the boss. Like, maybe she was thinking about the beginning of Up.

[@liamvogl1703]

She was chopping onions beforehand

[@MrChristo93]

She just realized what kind of show she was on.

[@jg1740]

The beginning of Up is completely evil.

[@0axel078]

he makes a better weatherman than reality show host

[@laggy3099]

0Axel0 "3 cameras have been placed in the clouds"

[@kurtch794]

RELEASE THE WEATHER BALLOON

[@PinkManGuy]

that one is better, upvoting and deleting mine

[@TheCinemaMan777]

Fat6amer IM FUCKING DEAD

[@enormousiserratic8276]

0Axel0 The blizzard is coming in from the east and it’s creating some shush concerns

[@melhazred]

I keep coming back to this video. Cannot believe its 7 years old.

[@willGObye]

Ralph reviews this show. It gets cancelled. Coincidence?

[@kernosbattoons6504]

Wait it got cancelled?

[@ethanpreis413]

KERNOS FIRUKO yeah someone had some shush concerns about it

[@christopher.tomins2001]

Ethan Preis Hillarious

[@bobbobson8087]

*Ethan Preis* Good.

[@JustAnotherRailfan2026]

Chris Williams I guess somebody released the drone.

[@coyotebongwater6833]

You know, I've seen and done some shit in my day. Very little of it was pleasant, but cheating at Cheesy's grilled cheese challenge? *Cheating at the grilled cheese challenge?!?!?!!!* That's something not even Charles Manson could forgive. These people are going straight to hell. It's a slap on the wrist compared to the unspeakable deed. Thank goodness for Agent Styles. For we all know, when the going gets tough, the tough get Stylish.

[@johnk.7523]

This comment made me laugh out loud in public

[@coyotebongwater6833]

@@johnk.7523 Thank you! 😀

[@bingbong5076]

You are high on revelade again aren't you Bongwater?

[@coyotebongwater6833]

"A bird in the hand is worth two up the ass." - Catchphrase Jones

[@alifismy5689]

im the 340th like

[@rowdyrogers3466]

I've officially lost count of how many times I've watched this video

[@farkbett699]

Rowdy Rogers same

[@edwardkenway1994]

I reckon I’ve watched this about 10 times

[@elrey3594]

Rowdy Rogers I just clicked on it to see the first part, since it always gets me. It’s hard not to rewatch the entire thing.

[@desertdragonme]

at least 20 times. this episodeis my favorite of his

[@filipsperl]

I've lost count of how many cameras have been set up in the kitchen.

[@ZS05]

13:53 This scene popped up in my mind while I was at my miserable job last night - I had to choke back my own laugh so hard. How is this still so hilarious after 5 years!?

[@emnedb]

Because he's a genius! (Ralph, I'm clearly not referring to Charles)

[@GameZone-rj4xu]

13 cameras have been set up in the ham sandwich

[@nafinapkin5439]

20 cameras in every single proton of the restaurant

[@mach6247]

Cameras 12, 13, and 14 have been set up in Destiny's waffle iron.

[@staticomics]

15 cameras have been set up in the bathroom

[@t.j4762]

GameZone 23 cameras have been set up in the nucleus in a spoon

[@_barry_]

GameZone 1 camera has been set up inside your nostrils

[@johnk.7523]

Can we get a Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners extended cinematic universe?

[@alexdionisos]

200 cameras have been set up in the Infinity Gauntlet.

[@ShadowRubberDuck]

Move aside big chungus

[@johnk.7523]

@Metsarebuff 22 He is seeking to eliminate half of all food carts on earth. "Perfectly balanced"

[@sarsona_3611]

*Charles in his fancy home but walks into a dark figure watching outside his window* "I am Charles Stiles..." "You think you're the only Mystery Diner in this world ? You've become part of a bigger universe and you just dont know it yet." Charles: Charles Stiles Mystery Diners, I have some sush concerns of who you are ? "Names Iraqi Food Cart Guy. I'd like to talk to you about the Mystery Diners Initiative."

[@alexdionisos]

@@johnk.7523 But what about the Schwarma carts??? We need those!!

[@harkonar4093]

Help me, Charles Stiles from Mystery Diners has put 76 cameras in my bedroom and 14 cameras in my bathroom.

[@MagNEt1Cc]

Serves you right for eating food late at night!

[@isaiahkayode6526]

He put 99 Cameras in my house from my living room to bedroom

[@reiko2336]

Charles put 69 cameras up my arse

[@jp73987]

@@turtleanton6539 sure but it will bore you. Trust me, I saw it

[@levig4465]

Your room can fit 76 cameras?

[@Avigdor404]

I think about Ralph in a fake mustache, yelling about 9 winners in the cheesiest challenge at least once a month and every time I laugh.

[@thekingofthecats42069]

How have I not seen this guy before?? This comedy is fucking great.

[@JustTheWarning]

Charles Stiles Mystery Diner

[@bartingham1580]

R Booth IKR? Charles Styles Mystery Diners is the best comedy I have ever witnessed.

[@The__Sandboy]

The seven deadly sins 1: cheating on the cheesy’s challenge. 2: setting up an Iraqi food cart outside of an Iraqi restaurant 3: steal 2 dollars from the pianist as a magician 4: reading dumb stuff for poetry night 5: releasing the drone! 6: getting Charles to “fix” your restaurant 7: watching mystery diners

[@brandona1140]

And selling the torpatty

[@nejdalej]

@@brandona1140 The torpatty is an affront to God and nothing will change my mind on this. It's not even a tortilla, it's a baguette.

[@jooree7696]

We need a show about this with Charles Style Mystery Diners in the role of Meliodas

[@bobbybingo4506]

I wish that was accurate then this would be a religious video

[@marko-gj1uj]

Watching Mystery Diners isn't as sinful as watching those gay ghost hunters and loving them.

[@grayson5000]

Anyone else notice how it’s always two people who are guilty? Like, every time there’s two people working together, excluding the magician. The formula for this show is ridiculously consistent

[@CameronCox]

Cheating on the cheesys challenge is not a single person task

[@reillymcwriting]

There was this one episode with only one guilty guy. Some nephew of the owner who sold the recipe to a rival restaurant.

[@Joe-pd3lx]

C H A R L E S S T l L E S

[@Predator20357]

@@reillymcwriting Now That sounds like a actual problem, not cheating on a Cheese Sandwich Contest

[@OBSDCC7]

@@Predator20357 Hey buddy… don’t you DARE talk bad on the Cheesey’s Challenge you sunovabitch.

[@CulturamaJoe]

Just rewatched in 2024. Laughed my ass off again. 😂

[@Gradient___]

Charles Diners, Mystery Stiles.

[@Bellocks1]

fiddlestyxify 3 cameras have been set up in the office

[@fiddlestyxify]

4 cameras have been set up in Turkish Airlines

[@Ihatethisstupidchange]

5 cameras in the diner

[@rosegardeners]

8 cameras have been set up in the main room, to give an overall perspective and feel of the diner.

[@53subscribersnovideos35]

2 cameras have been set up in the pot of soup.

[@christianarnold9483]

David Urso is the best person in the history of the world.

[@mckenzie.latham91]

Jinkies, what a mystery!

[@royalfoil5413]

A Pup named Scooby Doo had a Cheese monster.

[@dhenderson1810]

"And I would have got away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids".

[@prod6mill.512]

i laughed so damn hard at this comment

[@beautyandtheoffbeats]

@@royalfoil5413 The cheese monster sounds delicious

[@AngusGotSad]

"IF THAT DRONE GOES DOWN OUR MISSION COULD BE COMPROMISED" *Cue footage of drone going down like an action movie helicopter* "Dang it."

[@puffnisse]

NovaThief *Dang it.

[@mastric3502]

It's not even dammit it's just a resounding dang it.

[@seanquinn3034]

puffnisse *D A N G I T*

[@TKTK-zx2xt]

I come back to this all the time, still one of my favorite videos, it makes me laugh so much because I relate to it. My parents watched this show all the time when I was a kid

[@WatrDragn]

Does every episode end in people getting fired? Will Charles Stiles Mystery Diners get fired in the series finale?

[@saftytorch4435]

WatrDragn Top 10 Anime finales.

[@alisona.4166]

No the series finale is that Charles Stiles meets Charles Stiles and gets stuck in an infinite loop of *CHARLES STILES MYSTERY DINERS*

[@themaster9601]

mlg bro nice stolen comment bro 👌👌👌

[@jajablinks9059]

Ive worked for a American company for last 6 years. All they do is interogate and surveillance internal employees. There brain can't fathom the total operation running smoothly. They just nit pick on petty things.

[@nyxx0122]

When I was little I got into a huge argument with my father because he called this show fake and I ejected it was real. Now when I think of how fake this show is I get embarrassed that I was stupid enough to think it was real!

[@CoolUsernameUSA]

NYXX 01 Send ralphs video to your dad lol

[@b3nl555]

Lmao, did you say sorry?

[@chipskylark5500]

Bruh shut have put a seatbelt on it then you.couldnt eject it

[@fallenwolf3368]

You need to apologise to your father, you would be surprised how a little bit of kindness will warm a father's heart.

[@charlottecorday8494]

You ejected it was real?

[@christiandam1583]

Prosecutor: Did you or did you not have sexual relations with this underage girl? Charles: Charles styles Mystery Diners?

[@amohotepv]

"she said she was 18, I always believe what children say."

[@vangothengirl]

Oh god. Imagine a pokemon of charles stiles, CHARLES STILES, USE DRONE STRIKE!

[@nascour5991]

Truly a KZbin classic, there's a reason I keep coming back to this video

[@John-Doe-Yo]

Fr I’m not even sure how many times I’ve watched this now lol

[@deltahalo241]

Damn, I knew that Iraqi food cart that's been following me around recently seemed suspicious

[@mcbadrobotvoice8155]

deltahalo241 has your pantry been raided recently?

[@awilkins1849]

deltahalo241 we may need to release the drone

[@benjaminkhoury4250]

Have you tasted the explosive flavor of Aleu snack bar

[@abottleofauqafinaleftoutin4964]

Make sure you get your money from him, or before you even see it coming your poetry's gonna blow.

[@qualivia]

Benjamin Khoury haha

[@SuperLordGaming]

"I've received multiple complaints that someone hasn't been flushing the toilets in the restrooms" "Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners" "20 cameras have been placed in the restrooms"

[@bootmanbill2362]

UnknownAnon 29 cameras have been placed in the toilets in the women's washroom

[@carterfeeler3408]

We have noticed a frightening number of customers leaving the restaurant without pushing in their chairs. It's very suspicious and could cause future problems.

[@boatman9041]

Carter Feeler but how would the two employees betray mr. Owner man?

[@jajablinks9059]

And a anal probe for good measure.

[@alexdionisos]

@@carterfeeler3408 Well, time to fire someone

[@G396]

People over the age of 18 who think this show is real should not be allowed in public unless accompanied by a court appointed chaperone.

[@rebeccaspratling2865]

Lmfao! Exactly.

[@cheerwhiner7829]

It doesn’t matter if it’s real... is theater real ? 🙄

[@johnperez2202]

For some reason i thought you meant real as in it existed and felt so insulted until I realized there are actually people who would think this was real

[@pokaay3163]

Cheer Whiner the point is that the show is so dumb and see-through that it would be a shock if a grown adult couldn’t gauge the fact that this was all lies and genuinely believed in the crappy acting and outlandish scenarios. Don’t compare Charles Stiles Mystery Fucking Diner to the art of theatre.

[@cheerwhiner7829]

Pokey Oat It’s a way to tell a story... there are many ways to tell a story... which one meets your approval? Movies? Books? Theater? 🤔 The bottom line is... it’s a fun show to watch.