Random Arma Bullshittery (part 10)

[@thegentlemanpirate13]

Everyone's laughing at Cake making Womble ask where the next Bullshittery is, but I also like that the front of the phrasebook says: Basic Norwegian prepared by Student Teacher Helena Cake and Idiot Digby Tatham-Warter

[@feluxborn6333]

Crown idiot too, the king of all idiots

[@rokairu0-216]

it's even better, Digby is called the Crown Idiot

[@lollikabosso.w.n7153]

I knew something is wrong the moment i didnt see anything that even remotely resembled "german" in norwegian. I dont know norwegian, i just assumed it wouldnt be that word

[@takbanan619]

@@lollikabosso.w.n7153 Germans in Norwegian is "Tyskere". So, its kinda close, just like Germans in German is "Deutche".

[@lollikabosso.w.n7153]

@@takbanan619 tyskere, interesting word.

[@eddthehead123]

I love how Cake knows her friends so well she added in "You sack of shit" to her translation book.

[@Br-Shaft]

Specially to Womble and Digi kkkkk

[@zhishangdi3522]

loved that she tricked womble into saying "when's the next bullshittery"

[@atlasxyluz8527]

cake is a national treasure

[@giantWario]

Harry and Cake made that Arma video a lot more wholesome than I ever expected it to be.

[@evee_evvillamar4477]

A pure duo for a not so pure world

[@zacharyjones5102]

@Repent and believe in Jesus Christ are you a Jesus bot? That's kinda wholesome

[@leetlebob8203]

@@zacharyjones5102 message is gone but a lot of the Jesus bots are really aggressive and generally cunty

[@ms_scribbles]

Harry is a precious boy and I adore him. 😄

[@thenozone2654]

@@ms_scribbles i mean he did kinda ended the battle with that officer.

[@hi-viz]

Everyone whining about how long it is til the next Bullshittery has to realise Womble's exhausting schedule Monday-Friday: Wank Saturday: Editing Sunday: Take Lulu for walk

[@gameridiotNOT]

Makes me wonder how long it actually does take him. Like, does his subtitling take up most of the time, or is it all the wanking?

[@io9671]

Damn that's a really packed schedule.

[@TrojenMonkey]

This guy gets paid monthly by his patreon at this point to stream exclusively on twitch. And I bet people also donate to his streams on top of it. And if he is producing youtube content, that inexplicably takes over half a year to create, I bet that video is "not worth"... 5061$ a month.

[@TheLastWardo]

@@TrojenMonkey ​Bruh that comment was a joke. Editing is his 9-5, and he's incredibly communicative on what he's working on and why this one is taking so long (it's gonna be a several hour and multi-part video essay on The Forest). Plus the idea that for an editor to make $5061 a month isn't worth whatever video this will result in is such a ignorant perspective to have. This isn't a hobby of his, editing is what he does for a living (though technically he's not just an editor cause he writes, produces, directs (etc) these all himself). Sure the twitch subs add to that, but give the man a break. He's creating something out of passion and is giving it the time and attention he thinks it deserves. The only reason why you think he "exclusively streams on twitch" is because that's all you see with your own individual eyes. You're not considering his own human life outside all this. He's making art and entertainment, a service for YOU. Who cares how long it takes? Stop staring at the shadows and turn around my dude.

[@TrojenMonkey]

​@@TheLastWardo Ya know, I was about to write a serious reply, but then I read: "Stop staring at the shadows and turn around", and it occurred to me you're a joke. So I'll just say this: He is spending a lot of time focusing on video-essays, videos I care nothing about. I came to this channel for goofie comedy.

[@am3m3]

"Oh wait he's from Birmingham, has anyone got any heroin?" They trained womble well I see

[@voin5371]

@MrВeast You impersonate a youtuber who is more successful than what you'll ever be and you count your 15 seconds of combined uploaded material, better? Go back to fortnite kid

[@ayai5233]

@@voin5371 just report n hopefully he'll learn

[@Ozzianman]

@@voin5371 It's a bot

[@zeist3608]

​@MrВeast who asked?

[@voin5371]

@@Ozzianman I would agree if the channel clearly didn't have content uploaded by a kid.

[@carton5235]

I love how a bunch of this footage is at least 2+ years old, and then theres some from like a month ago, really shows you just how long SOVIET TAKES TO FUCKING EDIT

[@letsplaysvonaja1714]

Well, one of the Norwegian sentences was "When's the next video?" XD

[@telltamer348]

What you think he spends the whole time editing

[@Soridan]

@@telltamer348 He claims to treat this as a normal 8 hours a day job, but we all know he's just chasing that twitch thot money.

[@telltamer348]

@@Soridan His fingers will "slip" while going through the comment section I swear

[@cellphone3010]

"Oh I'm sorry this newest bullshittery is taking so long to edit." Inbetween his daily trips to his personal doggy daycare and dates with his GF. OVER 6 FUCKING MONTHS?!?!?

[@steelrat116]

Cake's "hi" continues to be adorable.

[@bjorncaubergh1326]

@steelrat116 facts

[@anaveragesoviettankfromthe70s]

Agreed

[@Ritessshhhh]

but the voice has changed so much! makes me think how long has it been

[@mahmoo.safda1423]

She sounds like Luna Lovegood character from Harry Potter.

[@NimbleFire]

@@Ritessshhhh trueee

[@TakoyaKyono]

The Norwegian resistance coming in shouting "Loot?" cracks me up every time.

[@DvDSWE88]

They wernt shouting loot, they were shouting Free? :D haha best part in this :D

[@Pellkot]

They shouted Gratis which means Free

[@joelthorstensson2772]

​@@Pellkotand most of them are swedes lmao. I should know, I speak the language.

[@Druwuwho1337]

Oi oi one Dane in there for sure. I can smell a fellow Potato from kilometers away !@@joelthorstensson2772

[@randalftheblack2572]

@@joelthorstensson2772 People arranging this: "We got Swedes to play the Norwegian resistance as we didn't have many Norwegians. It's ok, they're pretty much the same." Actual Norwegians and Swedes: "Excuse me, what the fuck?"

[@CeileDaily]

Cake has been my favorite forever, the trolling she accomplished in Norwegian was *chef’s kiss*

[@HelenaCake]

I'm glad you enjoyed it ❤️

[@maxct827]

@@HelenaCake Du er genial

[@HelenaCake]

@@maxct827 Mange takk! 😅

[@bxzidffbxzidff]

@@HelenaCake "Pisspreikeriutgivelse" 10/10

[@twinsen1949]

@@bxzidffbxzidff When I read "Piss" I was like "No... that cannot mean German"

[@Moongirl_Sally]

"we are british, we just point at things and speak english louder" - that sentence just killed me! xD

[@okobongdinko]

I'm in France right now and I do exactly that mixed with Franglais, french mixed with english

[@krashd]

Sadly it is true, I've seen fellow Brits do this in France, Germany and the Netherlands whenever they find the one shop assistant that doesn't speak English. "THAT!" *points at cake* "LE PASTRY-CAKE! HOW MUCH IN EUROCOIN YES?"

[@paulreading2409]

You know that is the same thing we American’s do as well

[@Moongirl_Sally]

Tbh Germans too - when I was in france I also tried to talk french/english and just repeated myself over and over xD

[@classifiedad1]

@@paulreading2409 Who do you think we got that from?

[@sandygehrmann6309]

10:57 Cake doing the Lord's work in getting Soviet to remember that Bullshitteries are a thing

[@supermario5849]

That was so clever 🤣

[@izuku3111]

@@supermario5849 yeah we Norwegians is not any smarter

[@WolfyFancyLads]

I feel like Harry is the mascot of ZD: No clue what he's doing, gets lost a lot, but people like him and he somehow gets things done.

[@HarryJohnsonz]

Yes to the first 2 no to the second 2

[@pugpvp6685]

​@@HarryJohnsonzpeople love Harry smh

[@ClassicallyQuixote]

​@@pugpvp6685 I think he means ZF

[@laurakastrup]

Wdym ‘gets things done’ that’s the only one I’ll disagree with. ZF does not get things done

[@smolapril]

Protect Harry at all costs

[@oKingsWild]

Cake tricking Womble into asking himself when the next bullshittery is in Norwegian, what a legend.

[@HelenaCake]

😎

[@TsukumoEt]

literal Queen

[@InZomnia365]

Had no idea she spoke Norwegian lmao

[@androidgaming8292]

@@InZomnia365 same man

[@mulrich]

@@HelenaCake det tog mig et par øjeblikke at regne ud at det var hvad du spurgte om. Jeg ved ikke engang hvordan pokker jeg ville oversætte det til dansk. Godt gået!

[@kevinprehm]

Was not expecting to see ZF rescuing Jeremy Clarkson from the Taliban, after getting involved in another incident with a BBC staffer, but here we are

[@tonkotsuramen8453]

TONIGHT ON BOTTOM GEAR-

[@Isnogood12]

BBC stands for Big Black... Clarkson.

[@impy2d843]

​@MrВeast who are you again?

[@MrHack4never]

@@impy2d843 Either a leach or a parasite

[@vandalSocial]

@@tonkotsuramen8453 im getting kidnapped by the taliban

[@amberpdavis]

I love Cake’s mischief and Harry’s genuine and baffling wholesomeness

[@yunofun]

Which just gets even more baffling when you wonder how the rest of ZF hasn't corrupted him.

[@lord_apollyon7158]

They tried to corrupt him but he got lost on the road to hell after 2 steps

[@mostdefinitelynotadurian]

@@yunofun You see, Harry exist solely as a counter-balance too ZF's corruption. That's why he could stay pure. In every Ying there is always a Yang and vice versa. Edit: yin*

[@mikeoxlong1664]

So he’s Pops from Regular Show

[@mostdefinitelynotadurian]

@@mikeoxlong1664 pretty much

[@POTUSJimmyCarter]

4:20 is probably one of the greatest examples of Arma gameplay compacted into a few seconds. We have- -An arguable war crime (firing on a religious building that wasn't actually being used for military purposes by the enemy) -Misidentifying and then shooting at teammates -The words your teammates are yelling not registering with you while you're shooting -Arma physics -your teammates revenge shooting you -funny outfits -you double revenge shooting your teammates All in a few seconds.

[@swish3814]

My favorite part about this is the idea that Jeremy Clarkson can only ramble incoherently about cars and has no other form of communication

[@JohnnyShagbot]

Isn't that how he normally talks?

[@FatalFrostbyte29]

@@JohnnyShagbot No, he usually just makes fun of everyone, then talks about cars.

[@markmontagna7637]

@@FatalFrostbyte29 this is the beauty of Jeremy Clarkson

[@kanyenorth2605]

So boomhauer

[@GamerRuMan97]

The SPEEEEEEEEED!!!

[@Jazz4YourSoul]

2:58 - "On this episode of Grand Tour.." "I get abducted by some angry Arabic men driving a Toyota hilux" "Richard critically injuries himself test driving the new supercharged Tesla tricycle" "And James gets lost in Birmingham"

[@michaell8000]

what did James go up Quebec's bum or something how did he get to Birmingham from Arabia?

[@JaxMerrick]

*James May surrounded by Brummies* "Oh, cock."

[@deadeye9439]

I'd watch this episode tbh

[@Harry94074]

Welcome, to Bottom Gear

[@avroarchitect1793]

All this and more on Bot'om Gear

[@SirPembertonS.Crevalius]

It wouldn't be a Soviet Arma 3 video if Womble didn't kill his teammates at least once.

[@thewakeup5459]

It wouldn't be an Arma video of somebody didn't kill friendlies at least once

[@genericalias5742]

Now somebody may call this a spoiler for the video, however they’re not a sub of Womble if they didn’t know it was going to happen eventually

[@thejuggercat]

Why are you literaly everywhere

[@Riasgremory1985]

u again

[@savvythedivineyethuggable7493]

And vice versa.

[@pandoranbias1622]

I love how Clarkson just schizophrenically shouts out random automotive-related phrases

[@samuelstensgaard4828]

Preferable to actual Jeremy Clarkson tbh

[@crunks2955]

Love how the two Norwegians join up in the looting essentially saying "Free! Free! (stuff)". They were a highlight

[@knallpistolen]

Gratis 😂😂

[@kevinsundelin8639]

Random Swede: Ge fan i cyklarna!

[@Killjoy45]

They reminded me of bunch of seagulls after some surplus fish remainings.

[@Ooffoop]

I’ve watched these videos for years and I still have no idea what’s going on Are they sharing a lobby with people who actually only speak Norwegian Is this grade A RP I have no idea

[@Reysus]

@@Ooffoop Gratis mean free in spanish too

[@Nikola_DZ]

Due to my lack of knowledge regarding Cake's actual appearance, all I can picture is Soviets avatar being haunted by the ghost of a vanilla cake.

[@WinterDutchie]

Or Victoria Sponge cake lmao

[@deltaunion5334]

Lmao fair enough

[@alt-mtr300]

My vivid imagination pictured this pink and violet streaked haired bubbly looking ghost girl

[@Thephattestfilipino6012]

“Why am I in jail?” - Sovietwomble, war criminal extraordinaire

[@lord_apollyon7158]

His involvment in the badgers cought up at last xD

[@gunmunz]

Outside of wombie's cell Guard A: So what's he in there for? Guard 2: Everything A: ha ha nice Rick and Morty reference... 2: No I mean *everything* guy practically used the Geneva convention as a to-do list

[@cucuawe465]

@@gunmunz Guard 2: his subordinates snitch on him for freedom

[@guyfawkes9792]

@@gunmunz bro that's gold

[@Bows4ever68]

Don't know what you mean (posh sounding British man shoots unarmed hostage in the backround)

[@deloreanrc]

16:57 Hearing the music pick up as Womble kept looking at the mech and then began running for it just had me giddy waiting to see what would happen. The wait was SO worth it!

[@justvibingman496]

Holy shit, you know we are getting old when Cakes voice is deeper.

[@IcyMako913]

It hits even harder when Soviet said he’s halfway through his 30s

[@Unknownuser-vq9ul]

@@IcyMako913 legit

[@joshuasatterwhite9520]

@@IcyMako913 man now I feel old and I’m only 18

[@markusbernard5180]

@@IcyMako913 thats not true he is still 18 Kappa

[@InteloPL]

@@IcyMako913 which makes him peobably around 40 actually...

[@drautomaton6010]

Harry is so confused, bless his heart. Lad is trying his best.

[@magoshighlands4074]

He's not confused, he's high as a kite

[@Yoaru]

He got the spirit

[@ScorpionStrike7]

Bless that lad

[@mykenception]

Bless Harry

[@krendilsshieldheart6344]

@@magoshighlands4074 mate i thought you replied to yourself cause that profile pic lol

[@Grissbane]

The Badgers start out where they belong. Imprisoned for warcrimes after the war

[@podporWidelec]

I think you mean acceptable casualties

[@Sainted86]

@MrВeast shut it wanna be mrbeast fem boy

[@DaBox_]

@MrВeast yeah, fake account that posted this comment three times, sure you do.

[@kismethappel7811]

@MrВeast You know, if you're gonna try and discredit a KZbinr that big, _maybe_ you should at least TRY and spoof a checkmark. Summon up the _barest minimum_ effort to get your trick to work on anyone besides people who can't tell their ass from their elbow or have an age lower than four. Just a thought, something it seems you've never had.

[@celticwarrior8574]

Underrated comment

[@randomlad8528]

It's been over 4 months guys, new womble vid may drop in the next 3 months Edit: key word: MAY

[@GodWhyTheseHandles]

He’s making another video essay on the game The Forest. He’s been working on it constantly since the release of this video. It stands to be around 2 and a half hours. He’s about done with the second hour. He’s reached the beginning of the end

[@zvbnjm]

@@GodWhyTheseHandles you trolling or fr? I hate being one of those, but i was wondering when he is going to come back 🤔 im even thinking of reinstalling twitch just so i can drop in and hear his recap of what he is doing 😂 he gave me a proper scare this time 😅

[@zamalamahama4894]

@@GodWhyTheseHandles oh god he’s hbomberguy’d us

[@GodWhyTheseHandles]

@@zvbnjm just watch any of his twitch streams. He streams twice nearly every day. Morning stream, then work all day, then evening stream. He gives updates at the beginning of every stream

[@zvbnjm]

@@GodWhyTheseHandles i know, i used to watch him consistently, but i dont have pc rn and no memory for installing twitch on my phone 😅

[@TheSchultinator]

To be fair, saying "shoo" over the radio to ZF and expecting good results is the commanding officer's cockup

[@arnoremane4595]

didn't even question it for a second

[@magmat0585]

yeah, that's the officer's fault, good soldiers were just following orders

[@steampunkmage9073]

That's the same reason you don't say repeat on the radio and just say "say again" instead, it's a signal to shoot and you can't expect people to understand context

[@Ragetiger1]

In true American fashion, I would had also starting SHOOting everything with a pulse.

[@sponge1234ify]

Not just "Shoo" either, *"Shoo t* he Civvie". This is why military jargons exists

[@AnarchHive]

"Chat, what is 'hello' in Arabic?" "Don't say something racist!" "Eeerm.... Shalom!'" They somehow made it worse 😂

[@InteloPL]

Come on, he just thought it was one of these neighbourhoods...

[@capitanorotta9060]

IDF coming to knock

[@n00bzzzjl]

Collective intelligence in chat is not to be underestimated! 😂

[@Tigershark_3082]

@@capitanorotta9060 IDF on their way to bomb civilians

[@luthelightbringer3833]

*But for ZF, that's the Oscars right there*

[@CheempL337]

3:20 Soviet asking the chat to not say something racist, followed by him saying "Shalom", has to be one of my favorite moments ever

[@joshuasatterwhite9520]

What does shalom mean

[@AceArata]

@@joshuasatterwhite9520 it's like a Hebrew greeting. Not sure how it's racist lmao

[@BusinessWolf1]

@@AceArata he said it TO ARABS

[@Doofinon]

@@AceArata Jews and Arabs don't have a wholesome relationship, him saying Shalom to him is a real face palm moment you'll do without realising

[@13579zod]

@@BusinessWolf1 I wouldn’t say that’s racist. It is, depending on context possibly insensitive and really bloody stupid.

[@roadwild1572]

13:05 It's really funny how at this point everyone makes the same polite "Ahh" every tourist makes when shown something neat to the locals that they don't understand at all

[@deadbunny2938]

"SHOO the civvies not SHOOT the civies!" *Good soldiers follow orders, Goofy...*

[@RockLegend2A]

"It's our moral obligation..."

[@excyde-AMEID]

​"We can't let that information get out. We just can't."

[@bentelford5071]

“Do what must be done”

[@sjs9698]

Good soldiers follow *lawful* orders, no? *henchmen* follow orders :)

[@chancellorforrun2330]

Better soldiers know what orders to not follow

[@genelearnsenglish4242]

"Soviet, that's friendly!" Soviet: "I can't hear you, I'm looking at a flying body."

[@greatorder]

@MrВeast I see you're trying the "Any publicity is good publicity" angle and spamming this everywhere.

[@rokkraljkolesa9317]

@@greatorder don't give the bots attention

[@greatorder]

@@rokkraljkolesa9317 See I can agree with trolls because they thrive off of negative attention, but what's a bot gonna do? Thing's got same amount of desire for attention as a brick.

[@rokkraljkolesa9317]

@@greatorder you're still wasting your limited time on this miserable rock responding to them

[@greatorder]

@@rokkraljkolesa9317 Nothing better to do at the time.

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

"Well, we made contact with the Norwegian resistance." "How'd it go?" "Well, we started yelling 'horse cock' at them..." "Right, Norway's a bust." "...and now their lads and our lads are inseparable."

[@unclestone8406]

"Just like Vagso with Mad Jack. Brilliant."

[@gandalf_thegrey]

Because that's what lads do

[@rin_etoware_2989]

inseparable? they got knotted or something?

[@Nautilus472]

@@rin_etoware_2989 aw hell naw...

[@arginduol7060]

@@rin_etoware_2989 nah, relations flared up

[@KableMam]

Children are born faster than womble can put out videos

[@Ozzianman]

Well.... He did just release a 3hr video essay. He has more than made up for it. Loved it.

[@KableMam]

​@@Ozzianman It's been 9 months since his last vid, my aunt had her baby before the recent vid was uploaded 😂😂

[@WingMaster562]

Wanna know what's odd? 7:39 Might be Georgia, Airborne's daughter.

[@NotHereForLikes]

@@KableMambro didn’t get your joke lol went straight to simping lol

[@joemcnulty6814]

​@@WingMaster562 Sounds too old to be his daughter

[@Theantininja]

10:56 That moment when you learn Cake is part of ZF for a reason, don't let the impossibly cute voice fool you for a second.

[@mulrich]

She isn't technically part of the clan, though. She doesn't have clan tags. Like quite a few others, such as Nep, for instance, she's affiliated with ZF, but not actually a member. Am I being pedantic? Maybe.

[@knallpistolen]

@@mulrich hest kuk

[@Zerosinker]

Well to the common plebeian anyone who makes frequent recurrences in the bulshittery series is defacto part of the clan of misfits

[@jonathansotelo4877]

It's a clan of trolls. The cute voice is just a facade. She's just as dangerous as the rest of them.

[@davidwilems8915]

@@jonathansotelo4877 you mean to her own allies, like the rest of ZF?

[@ksfirewolf1530]

I gotta admit, Harry is my new favorite character in the Wombleverse.

[@KireaPhillips_superj0ka]

He’s going down Ryan’s path on The Boys. Only a matter of time before Harry is as chaotic as the rest of ZF, and it’s going to break my heart.

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

I'm pretty sure he's just always high.

[@TheNeonwing]

@@skylord132 Womble once called him the Golden Retriever of ZF. Oddly fitting.

[@British-Imperator]

Fun fact, Harry has an evil twin named Garry who sometimes plays with ZF.

[@ms_scribbles]

Rightly so.

[@ritenac6770]

I’ve only known Harry for one bullshittery, but he’s already won a spot in my heart

[@ryancannon5921]

@@rokkraljkolesa9317 Got a link to his channel?

[@rokkraljkolesa9317]

@@ryancannon5921 I just realized he said Harry not Womble I am a fucking idiot

[@omarsalazar2275]

If I'm not a complete moron Harry also shows up in the Rising Storm vid Womble posted a few months back. I think he's the guy who thanks past him for preheating the oven for his frozen pizza lmao

[@ciaragildea998]

@@omarsalazar2275 I think he was also in the TF2 one too?

[@cvspvr]

@@ciaragildea998 harry isn't really in any of soviet's videos. he's just an angel who shows up to comfort us when we're feeling sad

[@haggis53]

Oh my gosh Harry is so pure, protect him at all costs. Fantastic work as usual, Soviet!

[@HarryJohnsonz]

Thank you Dr Derp!

[@Storyteller543]

"he doesn't have aids Womble." "I'm pretty sure he will by the end of this session."

[@AHSValor]

"They're scared of teh fucken bagpipes!" Has to be one of the best ZF lines I've ever heard. I'm dying here lol

[@julibean5125]

A true instrument of terror

[@slycooper1001]

this reminds me of the guy who went into battle in world war 2 with a broadsword and bagpipes he captured like a entire german squad singlehandedly i think?

[@wolfgangkolber381]

Didn't they think he was mentally ill or something?

[@wolfgangkolber381]

Oh and he also had a longbow.

[@BennytheSage]

Shit I'd be scared too 🤣😂

[@Naraku-no-Hana-WE]

Womble in a mech, with the highest kill count we've seen out of ZF since the rifle grenade. And he didn't even fire the weapons.

[@rosfell00]

I think the doomsday rounds still hold the record for that one, but yeah the rifle grenade was close

[@Snailman1999]

which video has the Rifle Grenade?

[@luisacuna4326]

@@Snailman1999 Think it's one of the rising storm Vietnam videos

[@Snailman1999]

@@luisacuna4326 thank you, explains why I haven't seen it yet then as I am currently watching those ones

[@neprinadervogelweid1803]

@@rosfell00 still love the sentence from cyanide. "Soviet, we can precisely see where you've been by tracking the houses"

[@ShaqNasty557]

1:23 "Oh wait he's from Birmingham... has anyone got any heroin?" Painfully accurate and incredibly funny

[@Orcskin]

Any sort of mischief set to “Hall of the Mountain King” is instantly funnier.

[@toratle6356]

Which coincidentily is made by a Norwegian (Edvard Grieg).

[@mulrich]

@@toratle6356 who coincidentally is from the same city as Cake, I'm pretty sure.

[@toratle6356]

@@mulrich She is? I didn't even know she was Norwegian until that video. What city is she in?

[@PBA6464]

@@toratle6356 　。

[@michaeltagor4238]

@@toratle6356 hands off creepy old man (this is a SovietWomble reference if you didn't know already)

[@cullenoy]

Harry is actually the entire regiments best partisan/paratrooper and he's just swinging by for ammo before he goes back out to single-handedly wipe out 2 - 4 enemy squads.

[@SullySideUp]

Jack Churchill reincarnated

[@skar9556]

He's the John Paul Jones of the ZF clan.

[@arthurbarros5189]

Don't tell him this is not a Rambo game.

[@fulcrum2951]

And the first to accept the enemy's surrender

[@eliasraine8726]

Hearing Cake's voice now, looking at old video posting dates, and realizing you have basically grown up watching Womble's vids really hits different.

[@devyng8441]

Bro same, I’ve watched him since his old dayz videos. I think he’s the only one I’ve consistently watched over all the years

[@TheAndroid3k]

@@devyng8441 It's been about five years for me, I think. It's crazy.

[@RiByte]

I was just thinking recently how I've grown with Womble's videos over the years and how they've been there for me to help during some dark times.

[@crumblesilkskin]

I just rewatched his swat part 1 and its freaking 8 yrs old!!

[@KaisarionOmega]

I've watched him since the very first CSGO Bullshittery, which was 7 years ago Man what the fuck

[@peaceoutbruh7085]

"Is that THE SovietWomble?" "Yeah? "fix your upload schedule" - literally years ago

[@xenozilla0723]

Way back in the first holdfast video

[@nathanielmalcolm6623]

"Why are we yelling Horse cock at the Norwegian Resistance?" Bruh, I've only seen the thumbnail and my sides are already creaking from this laughter I'm doing rn. SovietWomble is a KZbin legend of peak comedy that ages like fine wine with each video he puts out every 8 months. 🤣🥰

[@beanman2146]

@MrВeast you dont make content

[@janczy9206]

@@beanman2146 just don't engage them. leave the bots alone ignore them

[@OmegaQuinn]

@@beanman2146 don’t respond to bots. It just makes it worse

[@OmegaQuinn]

I need to watch his streams bc I don’t know how often he streams but they definitely seem like fun.

[@justacanofbeans8217]

I died when the norwegians walked up to the dead body saying "gratis" (means its free)

[@blueshadow7014]

General: What's with the yelling? Commander: That's just ZF, they're always yelling about something *Distant Explosion and Womble's girlish screams*

[@blueshadow7014]

I didn't think this comment would get THAT many likes

[@comradeturtle9370]

"No I'm not trying to compliment you, I need epinephrine" i fucking lost it at that point already 🤣🤣

[@LynIoxI]

To be fair in the minutes earlier while being PAK'ed all I heard was "are you here often? Nice view, hm?" so my dry chuckle was more one of general "ah come on dude" Regards, the Medic ;-)

[@konstantinosnikolakakis8125]

As someone with a lethal peanut allergy, I laughed my ass off.

[@Plipaya]

2:01 Time stamp for anyone ♥️

[@Bram_Duin]

@@LynIoxI I mean knowing Womble I wouldn't put it past him xD

[@wingzero7X]

Hey Soviet, been 6 months. Hope life is treating you well. Your videos are always a treat on a bad day.

[@hafentoffen2]

Loving Cake's little bit of trolling in the Norwegian translation book.

[@crimsonqueen751]

A minute amount of trolling

[@AiasMaior]

The 'kronidiot' on the cover already had me in stitches

[@suborbitalprocess]

Never seen a Cake burn someone before

[@hafentoffen2]

@@AiasMaior haha yea, I don't speak Norwegian but I'm Swedish so I kinda understand most of it anyway. Cheeky cake lol.

[@alexanderludvigsen1893]

i didnt know she were norwegian XDD its just perfect, i sat there translating it because im danish and can understand it pretty well.. and it just makes it all 1000 times better

[@KeveTeller]

12:15 What cracks me up is Womble's teammate at the meet up, runs around yelling "horse cock!" in Norwegian as if it was a surrogate for "Flash!" & "Thunder!"

[@dorkytehl]

"How do you pronounce Whip It Good in Norwegian?" "Fus Ro Dah." He saw the chance and he took it.

[@moviemaker2011z]

harry always getting lost is a great theme with him despite not being intentional, and harry does sound like a genuinely nice person. if his innocence can make the ZedF clan put aside their assholeness for a few seconds to say hi to him and check if he is okay, then it really must speaks volumes about how powerful his innocence is.

[@wazopaio]

7:51 10:14 13:17 "How come everyone melts every time Cake speaks?" "Hey Cake!" "Hello Cake!" *"Hello!"* *Literally everyone swooning* "How can be someone so cute?!" Cake... Don't ever change. This is actually the most Cake we've ever seen in a single video. I love it.

[@KingsNerdCave]

I love her voice, so sweet

[@jamesbondjr4902]

😉

[@darwinrodriguez5485]

Finally, Cake ASMR

[@dennysetiawan7315]

does she has her own channel? or any social media?

[@aoyuki1409]

@@dennysetiawan7315 i believe she has a yt channel somewhere but i dont have the linked saved so it should be in one of the many bullshitteries out there

[@Terra_Sloth]

“I’m pegging you” Seems that visit to the *Doctor* was an eye-opening experience in more ways than one for Womble

[@mulrich]

Not Cake.

[@bit_ronic]

he got fingered once, he's used to it.

[@ThatOneAnnoyingPubPlayer]

"SOVIET GOT FINGERED BY A DUDE"

[@Tavor57]

"My heart is beating, super fast. No I'm not trying to complement you, I need epinephrine" Epinephrine is the last thing you need then. Just goes to show how "medically trained soviet is". Still a hilarious moment though. xD

[@julibean5125]

Well either way it will help one way or another :D

[@TrueNubinator]

The Clarkson not saying “and on that bombshell” after the grenades is a damn shame

[@jaxman682]

the moment when when womble paused the video to talk about him maturing and all that, i knew the pay off was he was gonna shoot the guy in the back

[@Hettilo]

I honestly didnt. Not that i didnt think there wasnt any mischief going on but i expected something like calling artillery fire on his position...

[@leopolddienstknecht7931]

@@Hettilo I thought it was gonna be like an air strike or a tactical nuke or some shit

[@wasp27schannel4]

I thought he was gonna be like “But today…today is different. I’m more mature, more adult…and as an adult i’ll give him a present instead” and blow him up with an RPG 😂

[@aganaom1712]

That guy with bagpipes was great. I sure do hope we see more of him in the future and that he doesn't meet an unfortunate yet hilarious fate

[@0hMax]

I regret to inform you that I'm still alive.

[@darkdragonguardian8505]

@MrВeast nah mate sovietwombles videos are the best cause chaos with friends is the most fun thing to watch

[@Bizargh]

​@@darkdragonguardian8505 'Tis a bot mate. Or a spammer. It's an intentional nuisance whatever/whoever it is. This same reply by this same user is being spammed across many comments on this video. Just report the comment for Spam and/or move on. Don't give them their desired engagement.

[@darkdragonguardian8505]

@@Bizargh yea only noticed after I had wrote the comment

[@thedyingmeme6]

Quebec: *leaves because he's too sick* Everyone, _including_ the Norwegians: LOOT LOOT LOOT LOOT LOOT

[@julibean5125]

GRATIS?

[@blackfang101]

@@julibean5125 it means free, you know, when you get things for free.

[@norXmal]

@@blackfang101 Gratis?

[@gophap]

@@norXmal it means free, you know, when you get things for free.

[@nikel-]

@@gophap GRATIS?

[@joonaaskr]

As a Norwegian, you guys trying to speak norwegian is the funniest thing ever

[@darkwol9089]

Womble: "why am I in prison" Me watching the next clip: "I could think of a few things and there it is

[@oligb1469]

The Norwegian's protesting after the English (their own allies) just turn up and within five minutes commit bike theft just amazing

[@ircubic]

Even better because the dude complaining is shouting in Swedish.

[@oligb1469]

@@ircubic HA! I didn't know that guess he got lost!

[@FelipeJaquez]

@@ircubic what's the difference ;)

[@jamesharding3459]

Just like history!

[@incognitopotato3516]

Are these guys really English or are they Romanian?

[@bluecloud4652]

Cake has said so many things in this episode, I'm here for this quality content

[@Daioblis]

If I were in ZF, I will not be able to do anything around her. I would melt any time I hear her voice.

[@bluecloud4652]

@@Daioblis same

[@oliviersavard8676]

@@Daioblis simp

[@Daioblis]

@@oliviersavard8676 Ok and?

[@TheYayGhr]

Cyanide gets a ton of respect from my for that "call that clarkson" "is his first name jeremy?". Respect

[@fishpop]

Someone: "Gonna spawn (a mech) for myself. Do not get in it" Womble: *hijacks it the moment it's left unattended for more than a couple minutes*

[@kyltredragmire4939]

I'm shocked Cyanide didn't get in it first.

[@KireaPhillips_superj0ka]

ZF in a nutshell.

[@fishpop]

@@kyltredragmire4939 Someone else headed towards it as Soviet kept looking at it so i thought they were gonna nick it.

[@kiritotheabridgedgod4178]

In his defense, he resisted hijacking it for far longer than he would have before.

[@termitreter6545]

Btw anyone know from what stream that mech thing is? I wanna know how much of the horror ive just witnessed is true xD

[@moobles2998]

See, the reason 'Horsecock' is included in the translations, is because as any Norwegian can tell you, unless you know about the intricacies of the usage of horsecock, you'll just assume it is an insult, but really anyone from the north of Norway uses 'horsecock' like a term of endearment to their near friends, as well as an insult to their worst enemies, as well as a neutral term to describe anyone. It's like your friend calling you 'fuck-face' in english. You know he's saying it as a means of endearment, but it is fully capable of being used to insult an enemy. Another fun one from northern norway: 'Ka kuken?', literally "What cock?", meaning "What's going on (with you, you cock)?", another term with traditional swearing elements that can be used in even a formal setting up north. North-Norwegians simply swear like norwegian sailors, as a fact of life. Other fun intricacies of Norwegian, Some South-western Norwegians can ask "Ka e u?" (using english phoneme: Kah eh oo) Literally "What's she?", meaning "What's the time?" Some Eastern Norwegians can say something is "Ille bra!" (don't know how to phoneme this) Literally "Bad good!", meaning "Really good!"

[@grafvonscyth2928]

"Wicked good" would probably be the best English translation for that last one.

[@moobles2998]

@@grafvonscyth2928 Nice! Thanks for the translation, friend!

[@roguepsykerhaaker4813]

​@timstro5918you know English and Norwegian have a lot in common, partly because the Vikings invaded a whole lot of Britain

[@michaelzanker5654]

It could also be similar to the usage of the "No shit Sherlock" and corresponding "Fuck you Watson" lines.

[@Make_Solstiem_Great_Again]

We use the work kunt in New Zealand

[@shorty1815]

13:57 As a German, I can approve that this is EXACTLY how Germans behave if something is gratis.

[@strel0k215]

One word.... Freibier

[@s4mras]

​@@strel0k215 Freibieeeer?

[@daanstrik4293]

As do the dutch

[@Astronaughty]

The guys saying "gratis" were Norwegian though.

[@lord_apollyon7158]

Gratis is also same in swedish wich gave me auch a laugh cuz i just imagined swefish forces in some taken camp going "gratis gratis "

[@kabel7638]

Good to see that even though I haven't checked for a new episode in months nothing has changed, 10/10

[@jack52530]

"my heart is beating really fast" "im not complimenting you i need epinephrine"

[@Sarcastican_]

Gentlemen, we gather here annually in unison for The Womble. It is truly a sight to behold! That was it. Good day, everyone!

[@rangerecho]

See you next year!

[@kurayami2611]

See you in 5 month's!

[@kurayami2611]

@MrВeast shut up bot

[@racc626]

Be blessed gentlemen, 18 minutes of pure entertainment...now see you all next spring!

[@williamnewman8293]

Same time next year then aye lads.

[@AngryKaren647]

"Still with the bloody bagpipes" might have been said by English soldiers many times throughout the war

[@Bulletproofeyeballs]

I just noticed the phrasebook's authors are "Student teacher [?] Helena Cake and prize idiot [?] Digby Tatham-Warner"

[@greengaming5420]

“So how’s the view?” “I’ve seen better” “My hearts beating really quickly” “Aww” “No like I think I’m going into shock.” “Oh oh okay I got you” Perfect

[@alphalightning00frost67]

Is this Comedy or Romance?

[@davinpaz1871]

2:02 for anyone wondering

[@cybercase_7807]

Oh shit I'm deaf, I thought she said "oh, im gonna peg you"

[@muronelkaz]

"Am I okay?, can I move doc?" "Nno. Almost done." "Thank You" "How's the view?" "...so I had better ones" "Right, right... My Heart is beating.. super fast." "Heh" "No I'mnot trying to compliment you, I need epinephrine" "I'm packing you" "Thank you, uhuhah"

[@Mitwadus]

@@muronelkaz so. Who has the soothing voice that healed him?

[@danyf7429]

I'm convinced this is what a military would legitimately look like if the soldiers were somehow immortal and death meant nothing but some missing minutes. A terrifying but amusing thought.

[@mneech609]

Imagine how costly that would be

[@42ndguardian]

This is what Destiny looks like in-universe I'd bet.

[@sugarcanestock1729]

This is how they are even without being immortal

[@MidTennPews]

So I still melt whenever Cake speaks. Sooo adorable 🥰

[@rhas356]

@MrВeast Nah, but you do make more content than once every six months - less bullshitting, clearly

[@rokkraljkolesa9317]

@@rhas356 don't give bots attention my dude

[@XSniper74184]

@@rokkraljkolesa9317 they are indeed bad machine spirits. They require recalibration.

[@rokkraljkolesa9317]

@@XSniper74184 the abominable intelligence requires purging, techpriest

[@witchknight1244]

Google translate let me know that "Når er neste pisspreikeriutgivelse" is "When is the next rant release" and honestly that sounds about right.

[@esmeecampbell7396]

Cake even manages to make slaughtering Germans seem cute... honestly I could take being haunted by Cake, at this point it'd be nice just to have the company.

[@Sp4rt4nSl4ya]

Coming home to a "hello" from the ether

[@Hoogalindo]

simp

[@RinAldrin]

She would be the cutest ghost

[@SeaWeasel94]

Every time Cake speaks, I just melt. She's awesome.

[@user-yw8sr3uj1w]

Yes absolutely same.. I'd love to have a voice like that talk to me every now and then

[@Warlordrex5]

General: “What do you mean our relations with the resistance have soured!?” Officer: “Well didn’t the preparations the men were taught the local language for better communication with them sir. They were also taught some phrases and words to avoid shouting that the locals. They ended up just yelling ‘horse cock’ and other ‘words’ when asked a question.”

[@wasp27schannel4]

The Monty Python sketch about fraudulend Hungarian phrase books springs to mind 😂

[@vandread]

to be honest, it would probably work

[@ShadowPirateX]

@@wasp27schannel4 My hovercraft is full of eels.

[@TextualDeviant]

@@wasp27schannel4 What.

[@jonathansullivan6706]

2 months since the last bullshittery, two before that, and another two still. Careful Soviet, you're getting dangerously close to a regular upload schedule. Edit: Well....I jinxed it. Shit.

[@MidTennPews]

Stfu!! Maybe he hasn't noticed yet.

[@VoltairePrime]

@MrВeast cringe

[@Kenneth-zk1nh]

@MrВeast Cringe

[@rhysb7228]

@MrВeast Opinions are subjective.

[@meatmech]

@MrВeast cringe

[@ALKUN87]

9:48 Friend: My grandfather won an award during ww2. Another friend: My grandfather was raped by his combat medic after being injured during the battle of the bulge.

[@gianrc2992]

He told me the medic had quite a nice bulge.

[@erwinj9697]

my guess is the bulge won then?

[@Tumbleflop]

​@@erwinj9697lmao

[@zyriantel9601]

It's heartwarming to see that, whether you're British or Norwegian, rummaging through Quebec's pockets is a universally understood concept. It occurs to me that if I were to say this exact thing on any other video, it would look _really weird._

[@TheLonelyBrit]

Ahh, SovietWomble is back. What a wonderful feeling.

[@blazepedigo9994]

@MrВeast 😂😂

[@mahmoo.safda1423]

So is CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@pete3649]

He just happened to remember his account password to bless the day with some edited clips : D

[@jackowashere8668]

Don't get used to it xD

[@animemusiccompilations9816]

As soon as I heard “In the hall of the mountain king” play and there’s a mech I knew it was gonna be a beautiful mess and almost cried from laughter. Everyone’s “death sound effects” was hilarious.

[@elpennywisefromouterspace]

Fun Fact, that bicycle at 12:25 is now in the British Museum.

[@adnansabanovic6488]

Please more of Harry and Cake they make everything so wholesome

[@Roof5tone]

Fun fact: After the heavy water bombing operation they are on here, one of the guys responsible while making his escape cross-mountain on skis, waves to a plane that Hitler was in. And the plane waved back. Big balls on that lad.

[@TheSchultinator]

Hitler went to Norway?

[@Emre_H.]

Plane waved?

[@Roof5tone]

@@Emre_H. It wiggled back and forth in response to the guy waving. So yeah it 'waved'.

[@Roof5tone]

@@TheSchultinator Several times

[@Ronald98]

I don't think the funny mustache man ever went to Norway....

[@RainWelsh]

16:40 It speaks volumes about ZF’s “teamwork” that the instant someone first got in the mech suit, various people in the background started yelling to run.

[@derrickstenstrom2820]

Has someone checked his bathroom? Might be girly noises coming from there.

[@lsd8263]

Cake: "I'm ready to shoot some germans" what a mood Cake, your grandpa would be proud ,)

[@LybertyZ]

Always nice to watch a group grow and mature as they get older, isn't it?

[@lethalduck4928]

idk bout mature. and the grow old not sure about up

[@petrwarthursty2011]

Grow? Maybe. Mature? Yeeeeeah no

[@Infantry12345]

That "my heart is beating really fast" bit around 2:10 was hilarious, like straight out of a movie

[@anotheratheist]

10:59 and somewhere in the world, at this moment, an whole army of men is dying due to melting away because Cake giggled.

[@ListersHatsune]

Norwegians: "Who goes there!? " Voice in distance: "Hest Kuk!" Norwegians: "it's the Brits"

[@Gender_Ascender]

Oh my god the bait of Cake putting the incorrect translation specifically to call out Womble, that was gold, thank you 10:55

[@mikestion4629]

"If you open your map, you'll see informant Clarkson." "Is his first name Jeremy?" My kinda bloke. Edit: watched a minute further and I love this video.

[@0816nmj]

Tonight on Bottom Gear :

[@dogebertduck2832]

Kinda missed someone screaming CLAAAAAARKSOOON at the top of their lungs tbh.

[@4WDutah]

@@dogebertduck2832 🤣🤣🤣

[@4WDutah]

@@dogebertduck2832 HAAAMOOOONNNNDDDDD

[@anaveragesoviettankfromthe70s]

"Does it mean he's not coming on then?"

[@Blakjak1deadmanzhand1]

when you get out of prison after 9 months and soviet has put out a grand total of 3 videos!!!! lmfao