Random, Awesome Simpsons Clips Vol 5

[@forgettablelisa]

"I just think they're neat!" lives in my head

[@Leo-qe3gl]

8:00 Lisa playing on that jug and homer stomping is one of my favorite moments ever😂

[@Aidan.w]

I always loved the completely defeated expression on Smithers' face when Abe is telling his story xD

[@Izanagi-Arsene]

burns meanwhile is tapping his finger on the desk with a bored look on his face and both of them sigh like "here we go again..." the instant he mentions the war.

[@EdnaK728]

Mr Burns is very good at looking annoyed

[@exerciseforidiots2296]

It’s such an amazing clip 😅

[@clicky1996]

That Sideshow Bob joke could play for eternity and I would still find it hilarious.

[@BobJones-xm1ll]

I would warn against that but then again I've seen Homer eat an eternity of donuts

[@EdnaK728]

Sideshow Bob is a madman, I much prefer the cute teal haired guy Krusty is working with nowadays...at least he's a good person

[@datboi9539]

So a Family Guy joke?

[@jane1975]

@@BobJones-xm1llMmmm eternity of doughnuts 🍩😋

[@legofrederick3262]

I honestly think it's overrated.

[@yingle6027]

I could listen to Grandpa Simpsons stories for hours.

[@judesanderson4699]

Same honestly.

[@travisdonaldstanley6420]

Man, I was slain when he said how nickels had bees on them.

[@EdnaK728]

You're far more patient than me

[@BakaTaco]

So could I! That was the style at the time.

[@TotalTuxedo]

I would love a compilation to fall asleep to with rain in the background.

[@ashleybrown4754]

Grandpas entrance and exit of the burlesque house is subtle humor done expertly. His "oop" gets me every time.

[@EsteemedReptile]

It's just the right volume of strained and panicked.

[@enterthebruce91]

​@@EsteemedReptile"In that case I'll have a whiskey sour..."

[@PEREGRINESK8]

Du du du da du du du da du du du duuu do du du du da da du du du duuu da da da da

[@SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14]

"does your father know you're here?"

[@enterthebruce91]

@@SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14 "It was his idea."

[@beefthrob]

gimme 5 bees for a quarter, you'd say!😂😂😂

[@Veed.l0]

NOT LENNY😢

[@dendenp9]

Not Lenny!!

[@keithhendrickson8522]

Mr. Burns is like twice Abe Simpsons age, and even he finds Abe's stories boring af.

[@emberfist8347]

Probably because he served in the same unit as him. That or Burns remembers all of that stuff he is explaining vividly.

[@keithhendrickson8522]

@@emberfist8347 maybe, like a parent listening to a child tell a story about their childhood, rolling their eyes while knowing it didn't happen at all like that.

[@simmerszalai9196]

seriously they're in same army like go figure.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Burns is an immortal. There can be only one!

[@SanduTiTa]

burns' and abe's ages have varied a lot during the series, but i have reason to believe that they're both in their 80's.

[@scmtuk3662]

"DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL" *crying* "BURP!"

[@Georghiou2D]

i absolutely love the phrase "crack each others heads open and feast on the goo inside". Its as if he doesnt know theyre called brains, and he just thinks of it simply as goo

[@thatLion01]

Bravo frate

[@SM-ce1uy]

@@thatLion01 ugh

[@ACDZ123]

How do you describe what's inside a democrats head then? Certainly not brains 😉

[@somegoodfella]

​@@ACDZ123I agree, but you still shouldn't make it political if it doesn't have to be. It ruins the harmony.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

@ACDZ123 Found the MAGA troll.

[@paolaalmazan6441]

I love that Homer plays tea party with Maggie ❤

[@pat6146]

If he actually showed up lol

[@tylerkulchinsky2167]

Lenny was hurt. Nothing he could do

[@diamanteduul8084]

05:50 "IN 'N OUT EAR PIERCING" "If it dangles, we'll punch a hole in it." 😂😂😂

[@dendenp9]

Better be quick. In 5 minutes this place is becoming a starbucks

[@matthewlane518]

Potatoes are kinda neat

[@carlymara88]

🥔 here you go

[@matthewlane518]

@@carlymara88 thank you! Lol

[@EdnaK728]

Marge is weirder than I thought,if she thinks potatoes are so great she can't be normal

[@IN-tm8mw]

@@EdnaK728 As a food, they are super neat. Just think about how easy they are to grow and just how many things you can make with them. It fits with her Character well if she's all about Home/House hacks.

[@trendel13]

7:27 that face after he drinks the beer...

[@JRJigsawyer]

"Gimme 5 bees for a quarter," you'd say

[@aschizo4111]

the first clip always has me in tears no matter how many times ive seen it lol

[@aschizo4111]

wait a minute.... that was OUR planet... YOU MANIACS!!!! just had to watch it again lol@@discobunny4eva759

[@salutations8705]

“Question for the barbeque chef…” “…I’ll field this one” 😂😂😂😂

[@cherrymonroe3034]

☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️the Simpsons ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️

[@calsavestheworld]

Thank you.

[@serbkebab2763]

Thank you Jake. This is the comment that the world needed.

[@kanegarvey848]

​@@calsavestheworld nice

[@grisheexi7219]

This comment changed my life. It cured my depression, my anxiety, and my schizophrenia. Thank you.

[@RyanORLY]

Based baby based

[@1derlost479]

The twisted motion of a traumatised Skinner is priceless 🍅

[@Leo-qe3gl]

Yes😂. He is shaky and makes uncontrolled movements. It should not be funny but it is😂

[@BibleNerd22]

Probably a 'nam flashback.

[@Leo-qe3gl]

@@BibleNerd22 agree

[@RJTVKebumen]

Is 4:15

[@krisfrederick5001]

"I'm me?" Kills me every time. That being said...Purple Monkey Dishwasher.

[@muffinman6048]

"hey, don't jerk me around fella" is one of my all time favorite phrases.

[@kidd522666]

we'll show him! especially for that purple monkey dishwasher remark

[@kisbie]

I know James Woods is quite mad these days, but he was the best Simpsons guest star playing themselves.

[@meyague]

​@@kisbiemad in what way

[@spiral5692]

Yes I would, Kent

[@J.E.L.2658]

The Starbucks clip reminds me of the street by my college where there are two starbucks less than a few blocks from each other lol

[@ACDZ123]

Shit coffee

[@news_internationale2035]

Or 2 Dunkin Donuts within a mile of each other.

[@RetroRocket555]

The office building in Seattle I worked in had three Starbucks on the ground floor

[@es330]

Witness relocation t shirt and cap. The brilliant days of the Simpsons.

[@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812]

That rake gag never stops being funny.

[@Humanmillion]

“Hey, don’t jerk me around fella” James woods kwik-e-mart cameo is amazing 😅

[@jane1975]

His swearing ( beeped out ) when trying to remove the fried cheese from the microwave is just hilarious as well.

[@hugosophy]

Tell me more ⬆️ Trenchant ⬅️ Insight Bon Mot ➡️

[@singleplayermoments]

Homer’s thinking pose at 8:04 always kills me! 🤣

[@ScareWest]

Never heard the heer heer heer Homer does when Lisa starts playing the jug.

[@NeuralNetProcessor]

"This reporter isn't saying the burglar is an inhuman monster, like the Wolf Man..but he very well could be."😊

[@Paper_Frogg]

Thank you for making these Simpson clip compilations, they're probably the best ones on KZbin! they're really well-edited and i love that some of the clips are of jokes that are less well-known and still hilarious :)

[@georgeheaton]

James Woods was honestly one of the best guest stars they ever had

[@meyague]

for me it was willem dafoe

[@maxsmirnoff8200]

It was nothing compared to his work on Family Guy

[@daniellewis2133]

I want a Witness Protection Program shirt.

[@OmAlexander1111]

Sideshow Bob, the rakes and his mutter groans. 😂😂😂😂

[@AlexMcMonnies]

That Starbucks joke was years ahead of its time.

[@EdnaK728]

Sideshow Bob is probably my favorite guy in Springfield, but it was hilarious when he kept stepping on all those rakes

[@heyyou9693]

The writers said the only reason that scene went as long as it did was to fill time. Same with the scene where Bart tells Lisa, so I says to Mabel I says, from the insanity pepper episode.

[@EdnaK728]

@@heyyou9693 Sideshow Mel is cuter than this red haired madman anyway... I'll just put all my energy into getting him to like me and forget about Bob entirely

[@jane1975]

I love the rake joke and Kelsey Grammar did a fine job doing the grumbling, I also liked the fact that you can still hear him from inside the houseboat and Homer and Marge are oblivious .

[@thecookingshorts]

haha just recently saw your channel and saw all four in 1 week. and the following week you came with this one. respect. keep em coming

[@darhk2889]

What a coincidence, I started watching these compilations right as you uploaded another episode.

[@PhoenixFlamez07]

Best gag is Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes

[@carlycarmine3858]

He seemed quite annoyed

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

(Sideshow grumbling)

[@VicDubLu]

6:57 literally the way i want to spend every weekend, all day long, since i started working full time

[@ErikLeber-td7oj]

DENTAL PLAN LISA NEEDS BRACES DENTAL PLAN LISA NEEDS BRACES

[@shawn576]

I didn't understand that Dinner with Andre arcade until someone on youtube started talking about a weird movie that is literally just two guys at a table talking. It was that movie. Apparently it's a good movie btw.

[@ramttocs]

Simpsons references in this era are goated fr

[@josephineczykoski666]

3:30 The news in every George Romero movie.

[@Shrieking_In_the_Void]

if it dangles, we'll punch a hole in it. damn, talk about a comedic moment that totally went over my head as a kid.

[@user-hj9dh6cx9o]

Am i the only one who hit the reference to slim Pickens in "How i learned to stop worrying and love the bomb " ?

[@haribo_42]

Hens love roosters, geese love ganders. Everyone else loves Ned Flanders!

[@CptArg]

4:45 how can Mr Burns say that ? Homer got everything he wanted 😂

[@youthgirl08]

That scene gets me every time 😂😂

[@vivianmacbluff5285]

"Baby Bart: (covering his little weewee) I'm a big boy today~" Awwwwwww.... X'D

[@carlymara88]

Lisa:🤣

[@mullauna]

@@carlymara88 my sisters and my mom put me in their old baby dresses - and out came the camcorder...

[@mullauna]

@@carlymara88 Needless to say it was a rather prominent part of this (cis) boy's 18th birthday montage the pics - as was some later pics after the Hawaii vacation - pre-school girl intended grass skirt and bra top.

[@nickwick35]

Not even 30 seconds in and I'm already crying LOL

[@heyyou9693]

Homer's curly at 4:46 is always good.

[@comdam]

Homer is right about the planet of the apes!

[@danielstewart6441]

We know now where mayor west said the same thing. Lol

[@comdam]

@@danielstewart6441 lol i never saw family guy. i looked him name up lol

[@Robert-hz9bj]

1:32 A fantastic joke for those whole fall in the massive overlap between "Simpsons" fandom and "My Dinner With Andre" fandom XD

[@ShadowtheYouTuber523]

6:51 This should have been a scene in Homer's Triple Bypass, like 2 scenes showing his heart suffering and then the heart attack at Burns' office.

[@paceyhitman8983]

I dont know about anyone else. Im 34, the simpsons in its hay day looking back gave me a good perspective on comedy. Every so often a simpsons reference goes down brilliant with people of a similar age to me.

[@dendenp9]

4:44 homer is not the brilliant tactician he claims to be

[@jenniferbassfirstchannel]

lol 😂 Abe’s hilarious 🤣 with his stories !

[@annonymous3948]

Bloodclaat!

[@BobJones-xm1ll]

They're great moments, but they're even greater in their full episodes. The writers wrote the stories laced with jokes so well to fit with the story. Assembled like this likens this show to family guy bits, which really can be nonsensical.

[@eastcoastrifraf]

Great ending! :)

[@StrangeDaysGaming]

James Woods is great

[@Alejandro_C62]

7:38 aheuh heu heu 😂

[@mackleswimbaits]

OOOOOKALEEDOKALEEDOO 👌

[@lander77477]

1:53 That is totally a 1995 ford contour, my grandma had that exact car in that exact color, my family kept it all the way to 2012

[@terryechoes3192]

I wonder why Homer Simpson refers to his heart lapse thingy as "putting out that fire" when in my experience, it's more like an empty, cold sensation. Hopefully I'll be able to double-check that real soon, I guess.

[@youaretearingmeapartlisa7253]

1:46 me when i gotta get to work

[@joeb2487]

I think about "Yes I would, Kent" all the time

[@t-rexbatman36yearsago]

3:19 he actually proved the story telling methods lol

[@jimzaharia5327]

From back in the day when The Simpsons was actually funny

[@jekblom123]

Ah the rakes gag. Iconic.

[@Jagerbomber]

Ryan! Never Ever Stop in the middle of a Hoedown.

[@zerofox8756]

4:06 "Gahhahh! Stupid sexy Skinner!!"

[@VintageYakyu]

LOL! 😂 My Dinner With André arcade game.

[@illygah]

dude, these are fucking slick. well done and thanks

[@alex.harrison]

With that whole “Not LENNY?!” bit from 1:11 onwards, do you think they’re hinting at an affair with Marge?

[@themissinfowar6629]

*Yes* *I* *would* *Kent* 😂

[@TwistedAdventures42]

5:37 Simpsons accurately predicting the future yet again...

[@SteelBallRun1890]

That joke was already happening when the episode came out, you're just too young to know it.

[@SoFarSoGoodSoWhat14]

Why is Skinner so zesty tying his shoes 🥴

[@elijahrobinson2362]

I for one would love to see astronauts show their humanity like Homer did. 7:38 may be the greatest moment in Simpsons history. 8:44

[@christopherlewis1315]

I can't believe Lisa stopped in the middle of a ho down.

[@joelmavity1467]

I wonder how grandpa would react to someone paying rapt attention to the story of him needing a new heel for his show

[@jonsnow6631]

OHHH That's where 'Everyone Loves Butters' came from.

[@bigleaux2285]

Feels like home

[@Megatron-101]

4:54 😂

[@XJamesM2001X]

7:38 Homer 😂

[@music-channel69]

You'd think Bob would watch he walks and just avoids all the rakes.

[@netoman708]

I heard nickels really had a picture of a bee on it

[@DrDookieDrawls]

Mr skinner got a dump truck

[@chimpinaneckbrace]

WHICH WAS THE STYLE AT THE TIME.

[@dislikebutton1]

5:03

[@4exgold]

Abe and Monty served together in the war, they should've been kindred spirits of sorts. Not sure if that was before or after Monty manufactured shells for the Germans......which was the style at the time.

[@GratefulOutlook]

Lol😂 Too bad they don't make quality programs like these anymore. All we get today are quickly thrown together garbage to make a quick buck.

[@borntoclimb7116]

0:17 that was our planet:) 1:44 Mercedes drivers be like.

[@_seb_b]

Sorry to brag but will there be a season 5 I have watched Lego ninja warrior since 2017 and I returned to watch it today and I was impressed to see how far it came. ❤

[@comdam]

simpsons did more than season 5. i like that season

[@kamehamenah]

DAMN YOU ALL TO HEEEEELLL!!! 😂😂

[@robertwillert3614]

A jug... Hahaha.

[@evanvalenta1898]

NOT LENNY!

[@johnbuoy1401]

I just think they’re neat

[@panicfarm9874]

Belt of Scotch at 930 in the morning

[@ChrisMac2489]

2:40 I needed a new heal for my shoe 👞 ( 👓 fall)

[@311superfly]

Skinner Nam references

[@tommikoskinen2116]

👌👌👍

[@lnutt677]

Nice, long ad at the start of your video. You have been shut out. Good luck with your huge commercial factory.

[@marcuswalters8093]

3:10 Wait, was grandpa older than Burns?