Random Blackwake Bullshittery

[@CaptainSauce]

Put the engine in reverse has to be one of the funniest quote ive heard from this game.

[@ZF_Aspiris]

Yo wassup CaptainSauce didn't expect you here

[@montanaranch6299]

Man to good Chanel's wow

[@senateifinn7199]

Wait what? It is a small world after all

[@FrostReave]

1:28

[@shakillzgaming586]

oh i dint know cap watch womble back im the days the world is reallt small hmmm

[@hist00pid20]

"You are without doubt the worst pirate crew i've ever heard of." Womble- "But you HAVE heard of us"

[@davecrupel2817]

XD

[@sterbensuarez7821]

no i never heard of ya

[@DZ-1987]

"So it would seem...."

[@MrTriple3D]

@@DZ-1987 wrong part of the movie

[@DZ-1987]

Budoi, i'm quoting a bit of the movie. Not the bit that's associated with the comment, but the bit from which i think of. Like... whenever i read that comment, the first words that come to mind is "So it would seem"

[@SovietWomble]

Poor Moogle. He can't seem to get a break.

[@caprihelm]

+SovietWomble Yay new video)) Hi from Ukraine

[@Ocelot41]

+SovietWomble How is your commentary five days old if this video came up yesterday? Btw great video and it's longer that one minute :D

[@Inferryu]

+Артём Мелентьев The video is private for Patreon supporters for a couple days, then it goes public, look around there are other 5d old comments around.

[@__Andrew]

+SovietWomble Bonus points for the Wilhelm scream

[@Rob-ox6sv]

+SovietWomble can you make more cs go bullshitery videos, they were great

[@P_steez]

"This doesn't have an engine it's a sailboat you moron fix the holes" cyanide is so fucking hilarious

[@P_steez]

My statement stands

[@P_steez]

My statement stands

[@natha3447]

@@P_steez your statement has stando powada

[@P_steez]

My statement stands

[@SStupendous]

@@P_steez Holy shit 5 years, is it stil standing?

[@KineticRhyme]

"Put the engine in reverse" "This doesn't have an engine it's a *sailboat* you moron!" xD I lost it right there

[@francisalonso4540]

KineticRhyme samee 😂😂😂💀

[@slumpgod5686]

😂😂😂😂

[@maogu1999]

Cyanide so lax and full of contempt at Soviet's incompetence XD

[@o11o01]

Like an engine could go into reverse anyways. It's the transmission, lol.

[@theunknownprogamer9289]

Me too XD

[@SovietWomble]

Sorry for the rubbish quality here. I had several crashes due to pre-alpha stability issues. Which appears to have corrupted most of the recordings through OBS. I had to export to KZbin, then download the videos that way. As a result, the quality is crap.

[@Gorillaknallkopf]

+SovietWomble dont worry man, the quality might not be great but the gameplay sure is. I laughed my ass off

[@SovietWomble]

+Gorillaknallkopf Good to hear it.

[@theotrier3282]

+SovietWomble its ok bb, its about content and quality not about 60fps1080p4k144hzwatchnowbestvid.

[@MrTimmerboy]

+SovietWomble Why the heck does it say that your comment is 5 days old, am i a time traveler?

[@stickerman8247]

Amazing Video man keep it up its so funny :D

[@101bluedrop]

"Play one more?" "yeah I'm up for another!" *video suddenly ends* WHY U DO DIS?!?

[@benp1177]

Subtitles are quite tedious I imagine

[@argiekim4879]

It was frankie!!!!!

[@aleccross3535]

Just replay the vid. Whatever happened will basically happen again.

[@bedeoof5948]

Because his bullshitheries are just very short stream highlights

[@pickle5666]

Nothing funny happened in the last game.

[@bushwooky1964]

"Put the engine in reverse!" "There's no engine its a sailboat you moron, fix the bloody holes!" I'm done.

[@coogs1163]

who said that? plz tell me

[@coverdrave7812]

Cyanide.

[@coogs1163]

Coverdrave 16 Thanks

[@Chaos_Vulpix]

When Cyanide is the sane person in the conversation lol

[@chankatie1114]

SUGA MY MOM

[@thepootisman6350]

“Use the bow canon!“ “You mean the boog?“ Poor Gambit...

[@alfredhabraken3340]

Loved that reference

[@Joghurt2499]

As a fellow German... It's such an easy mistake to make that'd totally happen to me as well! Well deserved tho.

[@MilkShake-pg4hj]

cyanide is the combination of sidekick and a leader

[@julians.2597]

I feel like he's the womble's sokka

[@botagasss]

read it as 'sidedick' for some reason

[@LukeSkywalker-fm1dc]

@@botagasss You're not exactly wrong...

[@thatprickoverthere]

A chaotic neutral

[@jonasandersson7367]

Leader-fluid person?

[@Gg__9with2undrscrs]

“Oh it’s a THROWING tomahawk!” *proceeds to yeet it into orbit*

[@animeandshenanigans]

he is not womble lol

[@echerechie6313]

“NASA should hire you to throw things in to orbit”

[@nghtwng1572]

@@echerechie6313 Please correct me if im wrong... Did Cy say that to Womble when he threw the smoke grenade so high up?

[@echerechie6313]

@@nghtwng1572 yep

[@EvilParagon2]

Frankie and Womble together? Awesome.

[@SolidCat]

I know right

[@iAmMogsu]

at first I got it confused when I heard Frankie's voice at the start of the vid, I thought I clicked Frankie's vid XD

[@ikhmal333]

and Cr1t1kal

[@austing5951]

Why don't they feature in each others DayZ but only rarely so it's more of an Easter egg.

[@chris2656]

Evil Paragon 2 speaking of which, wtf happened to jack in the earlier dayz vids. like was there ever any formal thing there?

[@CarrionCrow993]

"FIRE!" "No don't fire yet!" "Its too early!" "I'm using my musket! "Bloody hell!" That was way too relatable.

[@clorpy897]

When you lowkey wish you can have fun like that with your friends but none of your friends have PCs

[@catgrils7242]

what's a friends?

[@catgrils7242]

Honest Happy Hater o thnx m8, now I can find a freinds!

[@noelic6744]

Yea, they are all phone "gamers" that only play Clash of Clans all day. My gamer friends are also converting to that because of all the talk in the class room. Now all I've got left are my international friends who I've never seen.

[@groundbeef6156]

Relatable x100

[@mr.notsonice]

Noel good thing you have international friends. Everybody I know just plays dota. thats it. they dont even know you can buy games in steam

[@havencat4268]

"I GOT A JAR OF DIRT!!! I GOT A JAR OF DIRT!!!"

[@midnight_matter8707]

Haven Cat Who was inside it?

[@havencat4268]

I dont know

[@midnight_matter8707]

...I actually don't remember, either...

[@havencat4268]

Okay

[@therezzurected6413]

Haven Cat love the quote😂😂😂😂

[@abraveterransoldier500]

"The ship doesnt have a nose" Ancestors of womble who fought the pirates with their lifes on the line: *SHAME*

[@LordDeathwing17]

F.B.I Agent Weeeellllll, he is technically correct. The “nose” of a ship is called the bow. Still like the joke.

[@daisy-m766]

Stay away from my search history

[@thetyrianknight9114]

ITSMONKEY360 i dont know why but I just read your comment in a scottish accent...

[@sisophon1982]

@@thetyrianknight9114 "stay away from me search history"

[@ВладимирПрокопюк-ж6ж]

In Russian it's actually really called a "nose", kek

[@SovietWomble]

Coming up next, the finale to Alien Isolation. Recommend starting the series here in the mean time in order to catch up - kzbin.info/www/bejne/jpTXh6WAp6imhZI

[@avantar112]

+SovietWomble holy shit after 7 months you are finally finishing it?

[@SovietWomble]

+avantar112 Lets hope I don't have a heart attack or anyth...HUUUUURRRGHHHHH

[@avantar112]

+SovietWomble why not its the most fun when you do

[@sharpkitsune5183]

+SovietWomble Well it's about time we saw you scared out of your wits again!

[@hannahjor]

+SovietWomble love this series lol. the locker simulator lol

[@azifazeez]

"That must be the best pirate team I've ever seen" "So it'd seem" *Tudundundundundun tudundund!*

[@metricsplease]

@@Shoeofsweat no sir, it is the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song, search for "best pirate i've ever seen" (on yt)

[@ultimateblade4127]

@@Shoeofsweat .....

[@sonzillamariocraft]

@@Shoeofsweat uncultured swine

[@whitewolf152]

“Ok so Cyanides driving” Sentences said moments before death

[@wojtaz7433]

underrated comment

[@Erdalerik]

The british Navy used to be feared. USED TO

[@creature3628]

+Erdal Erik That's because there's nobody around to fear it anymore.

[@thebarrellord.6683]

That’s because we have beat everyone that needs to be fought. They all know better than to fight her Majesty’s Royal Navy.

[@zachdelozier2133]

@@thebarrellord.6683 With its non existent fleet

[@zeothesnowwolf2937]

@@thebarrellord.6683 *He was made to rule the waves across the seven seas intensifies*

[@rhysofsneezingdragon1758]

I mean, Bismarck was sank like two days later, so…

[@mattw6762]

Quebec's voice is like melted butter.

[@haraldeavtraches1598]

I like how, in both Womble and Frankie's uploads of this game, half the video is Cyanide not shutting the fuck up. Thank you fr continuing to be yourself, Cyanide.

[@TeaRexTheMighty]

I don't lie when I say this.. you are the only KZbinr that really makes me laugh! Everything else I follow is starting to become boring.. but you never disappoint me! Thanks a lot Soviet and your morons!

[@SovietWomble]

+MagicPuffin I shall endeavour to break new ground and disappoint you in the future! Thanks for the compliments :)

[@Victorycsgo]

+MagicPuffin Indeed!!! Espacially cyanide makes me laugh so hard :'D

[@aezrithferova6928]

.. Can you fail to disappoint.. by disappointing? Wtf?

[@alexman5203]

"British wins" flag looks like Australian flag with no stars

[@alexman5203]

Nvm im dumb just remember this was from WAY back. cuz its pirates

[@SantomPh]

"come and get us pirate scum!" "we ARE the pirates!" pure LOL

[@HACHIAttack]

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the ZF Clan

[@nghtwng1572]

Who Would You Cast To Play ZF?

[@LethalWasTaken]

'I've minimised the profile through excellent boating skills' . Hahahaha I was crying :D

[@TheKryation]

"SailBoats dont have engines you moron." - Quote of the year 2015

[@Zoxide_]

TheKryation holy fuck this was 2015 what

[@TheKryation]

I remember seeing it my sub box dear god.

[@Hakkar6993]

The moment I saw what game it was, I *knew* a boog joke was coming up. I was not disappointed.

[@SovietWomble]

+Hakkar6993 And Cyanide is a sexy lady on the boog of the ship.

[@HungrigerHugo89]

+Hakkar6993 I dont get that :* ( (not a native)

[@granpajo1]

+Hakkar6993 I felt bad for him at first, because in german bow is bug (boog). Then I remembered he was german, and I kind of felt like he deserves it.

[@Hakkar6993]

+HungrigerHugo89 It's a joke that started from Random DayZ bullshittery episode 13. Around 3:58 and onward, go watch it!

[@HungrigerHugo89]

+Hakkar6993 Aaaaah, now i get it! screw you englishmen XD thx btw ^^

[@Ha-Loz]

Frankie : "REVERSE THE ENGINE!" Cyanide : "there is no reverse! this is a fucking sail boat you moron!!" he is right and it was soooo funny

[@therezzurected6413]

GamerTron 002 womble*

[@CnSins]

Nah it was Cyabeard

[@Grampa_Swood]

My favorite part was Cyanide screamign "THIS DOESN'T HAVE AN ENGINE IT'S A SAILBOAT YOU MORON!". Also play Terraria bet it will be fun.

[@kiros2032]

So he finally played Terraria today, and I come randomly to this video and find your comment. Guess some things are meant to happen.

[@FrostReave]

1:28

[@LoathingEditor]

Bit late. Sadly Terraria is just not for Womble, its just not quite right for him. Nothing wrong with the game.

[@IamDogge]

I’m trying to avoid terraria rn because its annoying me and not even 5 minutes later i see this

[@CountSpartula]

Hey, my two favorite people in one video. Frankie and Womble.

[@nibba9197]

Exactly!

[@chrismni8316]

you missed one: Cyanide is also in this video - Cyanide who sounds like Rajesh Kootrappali :-)

[@CountSpartula]

I count Cyanide in with Womble, where on is the other is always nearby.

[@CountSpartula]

one*

[@dr.cleric2437]

Ace Of Blazes fromble

[@Derpsider]

3:07 cmon Frankie, Think you're in the wrong game

[@samcarpenter_]

8 years later this is still probably the most chaotic and ridiculous womble videos of all time

[@nightstalker9676]

"Put the engine in reverse" "This doesnt have an engine is a sailboat you moron" This moment keeps getting funnier everytime i see it

[@bodezifafeiffer7829]

They've got to be the best pirates I've ever seen

[@Riptide-fx1xc]

bodezifa feiffer So it would seem

[@FireSw0rd1374]

*_EARRAPE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN THEME INTENSIFIES_*

[@jbetfifty5904]

@@FireSw0rd1374 nae nae

[@FireSw0rd1374]

@@jbetfifty5904 what

[@jbetfifty5904]

@@FireSw0rd1374 whip

[@Fishfoe]

"Starboard-side! Starboard-side!" *the ship's on port-side*

[@Skorpychan]

Half of ZF gets a hard-on for authenticity and historical accuracy, and the other half have a hard time telling left from right.

[@TlalocTemporal]

@@Skorpychan -- I am both of those people.

[@theminutemen8817]

The last words you hear before dying: "Alright,Cyanide is Driving"

[@BradynNewcomer]

"Yeah, I'm up for another." Video immediately ends. GODDAMMIT WOMBLE!!!! You lied to us.

[@StasisTV]

"Frankie what are you doing" "i have no clue"

[@tpeezypro4768]

So hard to believe this was 6 years ago, time flies 😢

[@carsondeweerd3105]

3:43 Womble: what are you gonna do with that musket Frankie: Don't worry about it Womble:⊙⊙ _____

[@lowcjr2845]

Frankie: play one more? .. last online: 3 yrs and 4 months

[@smoothwarchild3683]

F

[@GreedDrivenGamer]

F

[@v0lky1]

This is a quality group of friends you have going on man, such a laugh looking at your videos. Make. More.

[@georgesg1683]

This whole video from beginning to end is straight up laughter... omg, you guys are the best!!!

[@YosepRA]

I kept coming back for 1:28 bits for a good laugh. I mean, it's so obvious yet Cyanide's brilliant humor just adds a spice to it.

[@Hakkar6993]

Frankie in a SovietWomble video, never thought I'd see that day. Also 0:35 was brutal.

[@SovietWomble]

+Hakkar6993 Aye, he sent me a message through KZbin a few weeks ago. Nice chap. Can't shoot or throw a tomahawk to save his life though.

[@Yukisho]

+SovietWomble Can't play a game without using some type of third party cheat program/script or receive negative criticism without putting claims on other peoples videos then blaming his network for doing it when it was really him all along. This is one video I will not watch. Sorry man. I have more self respect and integrity than that.

[@tenj1n]

+Gravvy Looks to me you already have none.

[@Hakkar6993]

"I have too much self-respect and integrity to watch a gaming video on KZbin" lmao.

[@ryancasey4038]

"We need to figure out how to stop bleeding." "Maybe the repair hammer does it." -Dr Leo Spaceman

[@GameArchiver]

0:52 Frankie: "Who's throwing bombs at them?"

[@kkskbsknya]

It's always utter chaos when you guys play together. I love it.

[@AlwaysAFKing]

I appreciate the content with Frankie, I was watching some really old videos of yours and was just thinking "man wish they'd do content with Frankie." Only after the 30th video in, I find you guys doing stuff together! Thanks a lot for this content!

[@badmansteve2517]

SovietWomble has come such a long way. He is one of the BEST KZbinrs out there! Thanks for the content man keep up the good work!

[@followerofthemantle3489]

Watching this in 2021, seeing how far Womble has come, and missing Frankie at the same time.

[@creatorthirteen]

"the most cockeyed ship ever"... killed me xDDDDDD

[@johanhi2]

4:08 I nearly pissed myself... that was hilarious

[@BulletTimePro]

5:54 frankies career as the designated boat gunner continues.

[@todd4454]

I flipped out when I heard frankie. I was not ready

[@davecrupel2817]

General Grievous hello there!

[@super92talented]

"THIS DOESN'T HAVE AN ENGINE IT'S A SAILBOAT YOU MORON!"- Cyanide.I fucking died!! XD XD

[@theone6152]

"but ive minimized the profile through excellent boating skills" i just couldnt handle that line xD

[@elitetroops]

Woah, I've been watching this all over and over and I noticed that this video got an Ad on it for the first time.

[@TomJones0065]

OMG This one is OLD but SO DAMN FUNNY!! And YOUR GAMING WITH DAYZ KING FRANKIE! YOU SOOO ROCK MAN!! LOVE YA!!

[@TieflingKumasi]

Cyanide is the most relentlessly sadistic man I have ever seen. No deserters to the cause, he fuckin usurps Frankie’s crows nest, holy hell

[@Bl4d3Runn3r]

I just love your videos :) looking forward for more!

[@SovietWomble]

+Bl4d3Runn3r Much appreciated. And thank you very much for supporting me. Certainly hoping to provide more!

[@damoclesecoe7184]

"It doesn't have an engine, it's a sailboat you moron!" One of my favorite ZFCyanide quotes to date :D

[@crimet0ad]

"play one more? "im up for another" true wholesome gamers

[@sirelderly]

Sometimes I always forget that 6 years ago was not the late 2000s and I get confused how a late 2000s game had this kind of graphics

[@mikesiver1950]

I realize this was recorded two years ago, but for the record, and for anyone else who night be curious, starboard is RIGHT. Port is left. You can ease any confusion by remembering that PORT and LEFT have the same amount of letters. That concludes today's lesson in Pirating 101. You're welcome, and look for my bill in the mail.

[@KieranReed729]

I’m not gonna lie, I’ve been experimenting about how many times I watch this particular video back to back before it got boring. Simple answer: it doesn’t

[@ImmortalNaitsirhc]

This is probably the most honest thing I'll ever say in my life: You guys are the *only* people that made this game not only watchable, but also *entertaining* for me, which is something I thought would never happen. For that, I salute you. Thank you.

[@aljonching4976]

"YAAAARRRR oh shit" i genuinely laughed sooo hard on this. i haven't laughed like this since my pet dinosaur died.

[@dylandarnell3657]

2:13: "I've minimized the profile through excellent boating skills." ...that's called "getting your T crossed," Cyanide.

[@roccoquintanilla8725]

"FIRE ON THE STARBOARD SIDE!" Mfw I sail pretty much every time there's good weather and they're firing from the port side.

[@Achilles3666]

This is a masterpiece, such an underrated bullshittery

[@Sammy_Chouchou]

"SnoopaVision is in beta and will be enabled on Random Blackwake Bullshittery by 11/7/2040." That's quite the wait KZbin.

[@maksymcazymir1727]

Seán O'Dingler hi ireland, how r ur potatoes doing?

[@davecrupel2817]

Smole gunpowder every *daaayyyyy*

[@boyinutil]

Incompetence personified and amplified 10 folds.

[@qMUSICb]

Never have I laughed this hard on any gaming videos, god damn your channel is pure gold.

[@matthewbarwood863]

I now desperately want to see you lot play Guns of Icarus! XD The panic, the chaos, it would be amazing!

[@changes251]

"how did Cyanide suddenly become and elite pirate?" well he's from Singapore.. you know.. a well known pirate destination with awesome saunas Citation : Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

[@Sticker704]

"It's pre-alpha, there's no hacks" So it's the only game we can trust Frankie to play fairly :P

[@ZacTheMusician]

Dude seriously, Frankie and Soviet are two of my Favourite British gaming KZbinrs and they're both in the same video?! Best day ever. can't believe I just found this video lmfao 😂😂

[@TheDadysPL]

"yeah I'm up for another" and it's been 4 years

[@TheTimus]

"this doesn't have an engine, it's a sailboat you moron!" literally had me crying laughing.

[@justin2308]

1:29 The way Cyanide says that like Soviet is the dumbest man in history 😂

[@DorA-nv9kk]

"WHICH WAY IS STARBOARD?" Me (a former member of the Sea Cadets): RIGHT! ITS RIGHT YOU NUMPTIES! (Port=Left, Starboard=Right)

[@VelocityNinjaHD]

*Womble gets on the ship* *Walks around like nobodies there and questions his friends*

[@wildboarps]

the bomb hitting the guy at the wheel and launching him off with the scream had me dying replayed it like 5 times

[@ethanbarlow8583]

I would pay to see Frankie and womble as British drinking buddies.

[@beaverman285]

It seems like Frankie is starting to reach out more to other youtubers to make videos. He was in a video of Seananners' a just recently.

[@Vadernator]

Irk its great

[@TheDeathJesters1337]

+Paul Boyer Probably because he burnt all the bridges he had with the people he used to make videos with? He doesn't seem to do anything with them anymore

[@JacquesWS]

+TheDeathJesters I wondered what happened between him and JackFrags.,

[@Keylock3]

"LEARNT HOW TO BUNNYHOP"

[@Shelldrakeaus]

I've only just stumbled across your channel and love it. I'm aussie but my wife's British and I love the British sense of humor. if i ever get a gaming pc i hope one day to find guys as funny as you lot.

[@MontyTheBuoyant]

'It doesn't have an engine it's a sail boat you moron' I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING FOR DAYS

[@cheekclapper5746]

YOU NEED TO PLAY MORE WITH FRANKIE

[@thicccinator1802]

Soviet,cyanide,smi77y,spoon,teo,and floppy= best video ever

[@wesmatron]

Frankie: "Somehow I survived a cannon shot" Yea. Funny how often he says shit like that.

[@knowlegablesalmon7963]

Always great when someone screams “starboard side” and the enemy boats on the Port side.

[@ilyaamperidis5693]

“That’s got to be the best pirate I’ve ever seen” “So it would seem” **plays vid**

[@GlitchTheF0x]

Wow, the Sea of Thieves alpha looked really different to the finished game.

[@matthewcrawford7518]

I was scrolling through and misread this as “bukkake bullshitery”

[@toodles1]

I am confused, this was uploaded 27 minutes ago but people commented from 5 days

[@Cat-sampo]

+2dles It was published 5 days ago, and released only for patreon supporters, he just now released it for the general public.

[@Guna_2]

wtf didnt see that

[@The10284]

+PakiMan921 lol XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD how funy xahuahfaufhaufhauf

[@Guna_2]

+The10284 IKR XDXXFXXXXX LOOOL

[@libuwtf]

+Tripsor Oh thats why there are no trolls from 6days back :)

[@Caphalem]

Didn't expect to see Frankie here. It's extra funny to see him goof knowing him xD

[@gelul12]

that laugh at 1:34 XD