Random Mordhau Bullshittery

Livestream highlights from various games of Mordhau
All ZF Twitch channels - / zfclan
My personal one - / sovietwomble
Sources:
0:10 - Icons by / bewbewdingo

[@keagansmith7024]

This is basically the "Monty Python and The Holy Grail" outtakes

[@Kytti-not-kitty]

Underrated comment! Love this

[@ThatGuyDio]

If Monty python had present graphics

[@a1exmills499]

OOOOooOOOoOOOOO

[@petyavasechkin6446]

Nope, if you can't do the Black Knight thing in this game.

[@andersmcnally3988]

@@petyavasechkin6446 2:52 "tis but a flesh wound!"

[@philtkaswahl2124]

Objective: Kill peasants. ZF Clan: "We're finally home, boys!"

[@kamikaze4172]

That could've not been the objective, and ZF would gladly do it anyway

[@elongated_musket6353]

Its not a warcrime if the Geneva Convention wasnt a thing yet

[@alvianekka80]

It's an acceptable casualty.

[@kamikaze4172]

@@alvianekka80 Ah yes, Cyanide's term for civilians

[@nathanzimmer859]

Phil T Kaswahl I wonder what happens when they go into custom servers

[@dmj271095]

"Theres a banana having a rave behind you" I don't know what I love more. That he acutally looked, or that it was actually true!

[@aSipOfHemlocktea]

That's the problem with cyanide you never know if he's playing a joke on you or telling the truth

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

@@aSipOfHemlocktea he's the real liability

[@theheneral2318]

@@aSipOfHemlocktea I actually spat my drink when the banana was real

[@ExposingOreo]

Same situation in PUBG when Cy told Womble that there was no fall damage

[@theheneral2318]

@@ExposingOreo in the current pubg has fall damage been implemented?

[@LilyTheMuggle]

**arm falls off** “‘‘Tis but a scratch.”

[@peterclarke7240]

Look you stupid bastard, your arm's off!

[@lemurgamer5127]

Just a flesh wound

[@dr.bright6272]

*loses all limbs* alright, we'll call it a draw

[@hjonkamgoose5712]

Immediately after that Soviet gets stabbed in the head and survived

[@shaytan7125]

you have been disARMed

[@cisco3111]

ZF Clan: "Accidentally" committing War Crimes since 1403.

[@demi-doll-animege-sama]

Accidentally?

[@ratrap5524]

It wasn't War Crimes in 1407.

[@oddacity5883]

@Ratrap It isn’t when you’re the winner

[@SashaSlvt]

"Geneva Convention, more like Geneva suggestion." -Cyanide probably

[@ultrapixelsdk8303]

It's been ZF Tradition ever since!

[@blakeallen3573]

"Chinny heads up. Good catch well done." "We are losing the stable. Aye its unstable." Man i've missed this

[@TheIfifi]

Best one was the monk's asshole. "What's it like?" "Its Hole-y"

[@The-pn9ny]

TheIfifi n evil

[@mojo_joju]

4:40 Can we please give Womble some credit for that holy joke

[@tbush7316]

@/Nicholas Corby understandable, have a nice day

[@LoboGuarah]

nice try womble, making another account won't help.

[@D00000T]

no

[@droach3151]

It did get a chuckle out of me.

[@kaibean8046]

@@droach3151 SHUT THE FUCK UP! NO GIVES A SHIT!!!

[@WWatson99]

"Knight on the town" has to be the most underrated joke Soviet has ever said.

[@Raccski]

10:44 "duck" *"D I S C O M B O B U L A T E"*

[@vanataaa9349]

*Cynaide gets knocked TF out*

[@mikechurvis9995]

"Disoriented, he'll attempt wild haymaker"

[@EpicMRPancake]

In summary: Duck-combobulate.

[@SpikeTheBear]

i cant get enough of the discombulate meme

[@hooman69]

This must register on an emotional level

[@vincentmarcellino7183]

*Sees arms removed and guys still fighting* "Your arm's off!" "No it isn't!" "Yes it is! Look!" "It's just a flesh wound!"

[@ScorpionStrike7]

“IM INVINCIBLE!”

[@mikazukiaugus2571]

"Tis' but a scratch"

[@falminus6149]

thats actually how that perk is called in the game "fleshwound". there are a lot of monty python references

[@Sp00kq]

Tis but a scratch

[@procrasti86]

yeah I'm surprised nobody made that joke. or any other references to the grail

[@icecream6256]

0:12 if anyone ever needs a sauce(cuz i did), this is "a tale of six trillion years and a night" Nostalgic shit xD

[@mohammadsyazwigeoffrey7325]

Thanks man

[@mrbuttocks6772]

It isn't actually that. I looked up the song it not one second of it sounds like that.

[@mrbuttocks6772]

It isn't that, I looked it up and not a single second of it sounds like that.

[@kieransia8045]

@@mrbuttocks6772 a bit of a late response, but it is the wagakki bands cover of the song

[@moh.adipramudiono9467]

​@@mrbuttocks6772Wagakki band cover version

[@GlobalStrike1]

"Soviet, why are you on the red team?" Why would he not be on the red team? Soviet is literally the first half of his name.

[@frozenfoxgames5300]

The question it should be is, "Why are they on the blue team?"

[@zukushimokaido5142]

@@frozenfoxgames5300 betrayal

[@assideo]

“we’re losing the stable” “it’s unstable” the best line in this video

[@despgamer]

Ignoring the Holey joke, are we?

[@jadeustibedes8022]

@@despgamer that was bad

[@Kasiarzynka]

Also "Who's the lad with a wacky accent?" "Which one of you has a wacky accent?" "If you said 'sounded like a bellend' it would have been you, Chinny." "Hey, I fucking embrace it, ok?" "You embrace the bellend?" They are both equally great imo

[@enderisaacyourunlocalthigh459]

*"Your arms are gone!"* *"T'is but a scratch!"*

[@maxharter5716]

A scratch?! Your arm's off!

[@cpt.awesome7281]

T'is

[@keithadams7619]

@@maxharter5716 No it isn't.

[@maxesandaces9248]

What's that then ?!

[@dalebrann6312]

Maxes And Aces “‘T’is but a flesh wound.”

[@deznuey1327]

Is no one gonna appreciate the fact that soviet doesn't do animated intros, outros and thumbnail? Just go straight to the video and ends with funny and amazing scene.

[@pokejust7045]

He dosnt even ask for sub/liking the video which is comon thing among ytbers with this amount of subs

[@nohzatino9629]

Yeah intros and outros are so unnecessary, just a waste of time.

[@Kingkreeps223]

If someone truly likes the content, they do all that without being told to

[@enderan647]

Every single frame in the video can be thumbnail. There is no reason to purposely make one.

[@Fiufsciak]

@SnackDestroyer Well, it works cause people are forgetful. Every KZbinr that I watch, if they don't do it every time, confirms that they gain more subs and likes when they ask the viewers to do it.

[@leonardofranzinribeiro4220]

4:20 not being "Mordhawwww" was a missed opportunity

[@dragonicmasterlord]

7:17 The most united I have ever seen ZF is when its killing one of it's own lol

[@noahcederlund7660]

dragonicmasterlord and of course it’s womble who’s the target

[@kitsuneluey7824]

the moment when literally all of them went after kyle: Am i a joke to you?

[@dozer1431]

What about 4:02

[@dragonicmasterlord]

lol well if we wanna be technically i can think of every game they play against each other. I mostly just picked this one moment cuss it felt like you could feel the cohesion of teamwork idk

[@kitsuneluey7824]

@@dragonicmasterlord like when they all chased kyle instead of just 3 against womble

[@Nwl11]

Video finishes. Everyone: AWWWWW

[@unbearablysmug2437]

Also everyone: Welp looks like another 3 months before another video...

[@georgedinu2289]

@@unbearablysmug2437 sadly yes

[@kyra3122]

Nwl11 so true XD

[@flamingmilk8266]

Not The Lo-Fi Guy theres a channel where the full streams are recorded

[@bajiwolf]

@@flamingmilk8266 What channel?

[@Guardian-of-Light137]

This whole video was gold. Especially that freaking ending where you ducked under cy's swing and then punched him in the face to death.

[@hybridAbsol]

And then he says "sit down" at Cyannide, i wonder if Womble secretly played NFS Carbon once or just finds Sgt Cross interesting to mimic

[@LoganWH8]

Imagine launching a saber through a man’s head and instead of dying, he stands there for three seconds just looking confused and then just says “ow” and continues on with his day.

[@michaelspiteri2013]

When Cyanide said “there’s a banana having a rave behind you” I thought he was just trying to distract you. But then there actually was a banana having a rave

[@KamenRiderRaiden]

Better part is it was in pajamas

[@despxir7897]

BANANAS IN PAJAMAS

[@malachi7729]

@@despxir7897 Are coming down the stairs

[@despxir7897]

malachi772 BANANAS IN PAJAMAS *ARE COMING DOWN IN PAIRS*

[@lordadorable1140]

Too bad the banana was single

[@theshindo]

"You cant possibly lose." You clearly underestimated his incompetence.

[@sonzillamariocraft]

*"Will you stop throwing kitchenware at me?!"* -Womble, circa 2020.

[@krimes09]

that anime song in the start is called "A Tale of Six Trillion Years and a Night" for anyone that is wondering

[@alestorprime7962]

Towbie thx

[@lawrence4488]

to be more specific its this one [鈴華ゆう子with和楽器バンド / 六兆年と一夜物語]

[@laughingcode5976]

Thank you so much

[@BigBoat1234]

😊 thx

[@oxKaneki]

"Are you high?" "Who's high?" Easily my favorite part

[@ashda_homie7623]

Yes😂💀

[@greeneyedwolfen9866]

*Cough* *Cough*

[@skymajer]

was gunna comment the exact same thing 😅😅

[@RangerAce1290]

Soviet: “Lets have an honorable duel.” Also Soviet: “FIREBALL.”

[@paxtonjohnson2488]

Skyrim logic. 100%

[@Fatdove]

He is Level 3 mage !

[@jedimasterdraco6950]

Must be an Agni Kai.

[@thelunchking305]

Hearing a bunch of zf screaming "wheres kyle" when my name is kyle really activates my flight or fight response

[@umbraanimo7767]

It’s zf your safe standing still and letting them friendly fire themselves

[@jedimasterdraco6950]

@@umbraanimo7767 Ordinarily, yes. But since Kyle is a member of ZF, all that team-killing attitude would temporarily be focused on him.

[@leodavis4242]

I love how every time they get kicked from the server they collectively go "awwwww" it's so perfect the way that they are in time with each other, if that makes sense

[@blindpasspirates158]

That last duel when you ducked cyanides swing and then decked him. Mate that was pretty fucking awesome.

[@taintedmyth0s636]

Honestly boxing in this game is super cool! There's a surprising number of different swing variations and combined with footwork and tilting your character, the combat system works pretty well as a boxing game.

[@jameshenderson4094]

@@taintedmyth0s636 imagine inplimenting well made hand to hand combat code into a first person shooter like cod or halo?? Like plasma sword duels could be epic

[@LastDragoon-wi7zo]

James Henderson You’re right that does sound really awesome, but how often do you think that would be used? From my experience CoD players are “shoot first and then MAYBE throw a grenade” and Halo players tend to not be much different, I mean you can always have dedicated servers and game modes but in game franchises that are known for their gunplay I feel like the melee-dueling would be one of those overlooked features that only ever gets used for meming

[@mrman5566]

@@LastDragoon-wi7zo Go outside you fucking troglodytes

[@RearrangingReality]

@@mrman5566 There's disease out in the streets, mum said we must stay inside.

[@yaboiinv1ns1bl21]

just remember, the Geneva convention didn’t exist back then *wink wink*

[@AllieWhoops]

Isn't a false surrender a war crime?

[@SiPakRubah]

@@AllieWhoops Yeah? When did *War Crime* became a thing? HmMmMmMmMmMm

[@stavanger1361]

Does that mean I can use poison gas and napalm bombs?

[@Zalioscraft]

Not like that ever stopped ZF anyway

[@MrHendrix17]

There was Chivalry though I'm sure you could get away with about anything as long as your Lord made a tidy profits

[@Torchwood5A]

7:44 pretty much the best way to play Bards in D&D

[@project4061]

Better than someone who wants to sleep with everyone and everything.

[@walterdenny8143]

I’m sure Grobasaurus was devastated at first or maybe laughed his ass off. But lost it when he was featured in a bullshittery lol.

[@CyanoTex]

Timestamp!

[@PigFishYT]

cyanide on his deathbed be like: ''my life was good, i knifed NBK''

[@LunaNicoleTheFox]

And then womble comes in and yells: "I FISTED YOU IN MORDHAU"

[@neinnien6503]

NBK lol

[@PigFishYT]

@@LunaNicoleTheFox i... dont know if thats something to brag about. . .

[@PigFishYT]

@Reuben Chavez someone ruined it

[@allenrosales4474]

400th like, your welcome

[@generalnat5359]

“I can not lose to Chinny and a frying pan!” *loses* “Womble you can’t lose to someone with a lute” *loses*

[@hades2416]

"I cannot get a kill" *gets a kill*

[@fausto123]

0:42 When a Spy is joining your session.

[@suleyman9199]

Spy ain't Important.

[@fausto123]

@@Joe_Joe1203 Safe and Sound.

[@Hackcam]

Getting heavy monte python vibes specifically when they all say "AWWWWWW" in unison after being error coded.

[@alexanderwoolley1623]

We really have reverted to the mediaeval ages during this pandemic.

[@burner5283]

it was from 2019 I believe. but ya lol

[@alexanderwoolley1623]

@@burner5283 still close enough

[@kiwisinner]

FOR THE EMPEROR.

[@merkelnary]

Welp the Black Plague existed... just saying

[@Rteezy2012]

Sickness everywhere, shit covered streets and filthy vagrants running around.... not the middle ages surprisingly, just San Francisco

[@jimofthejungle02]

Kyle is just the medieval mysterious stranger at this point If the mysterious stranger shot you, instead of the enemy

[@IamBlackToast]

Which he will do if he spawns in behind you.

[@laziwastaken]

@@IamBlackToast kyle: nothing personal, kid

[@cypresswillow2591]

9:50. lol

[@asoap2422]

fucking Kyle...

[@waynematthew9303]

The Robin Hood of ZF.

[@Solice-lx8mk]

I love that when they go "Aaaw", the characters slightly tilt their head down which is great.

[@samuelfowler5921]

There is a horde mode where a team vs. AI and if the players are out of reach at all, the AI throws turds at the players..... Now think of it like this, a player running away and found a ladder out reach of AI. Now you have a horde 10+ throwing turds at you and die from turds.

[@TheGuardDuck]

Feckin' awesome!

[@ToughBreK3]

Finally.. a game where everyone else is better than Edberg.

[@rosfell00]

They're actually good at Arma, but womble usually highlights the stupidity...

[@Rhea_is_gay]

Rosfell yeah but stupid is fun

[@joakimalgry5325]

It got out of hand

[@NazarusGG]

Also space engenieers, mainly because edberg disrespect CLANG

[@JulioGomez-gd3tn]

W

[@SlimTony]

And wait, the pommel "end him rightly" meme is in this game? Amazing

[@thelegion4698]

It is nay meme, it is the ideal strategy.

[@gortenyo]

There’s also a gun in the game called the 1411, that only the moderators have access to, that shoots an insta kill pommel.

[@terminator572]

It's an actual achievement to kill someone with a pommel throw

[@turinturambar8975]

It's a hidden achievement to get a kill that way in mordhau

[@whatisupmyfellowamericans8808]

It's good to know that shitposting was just as prominent then as it is now.

[@seymourbuttz6419]

Cyanide: **kills teammates for thinking about deserting** Also cyanide: **runs from battle**

[@sirfluffymuffin3848]

for some reason the collective awww after each crash is hysterical

[@benjaminlamothe2093]

It's because it's so authentic it sucks when they get kicked from a server they are starting to like and you can tell

[@nathansong9898]

One ZF Member: Lean, mean, killing machine ZF Clan: Somehow destroys own castle

[@peeweeweepee6024]

ZF in a nutshell

[@darkriku12]

Individual persons can be smart, but people together are idiots

[@chrisconde7535]

​@@darkriku12 ZF alone, strong. ZF together, weak.

[@bionicdragon5]

They're like the exact opposite of an alien hivemind.

[@febriosidauruk1586]

Others: Apes together strong ZF clan: Apes together, disasters, not a good idea

[@onedaxster]

"Apologies for being late once again" Oh, I think we've all gotten used to the long periods of time between uploads

[@project_adderall4139]

@yok I is Frankie1080 still even alive?

[@gamememo2680]

I'm pretty sure he was talking about his Stream schedule

[@mohaiferenc13]

It's fiiineeeee :D just make quality over quantity and it's the best thing. Love ya Womble! 😁😊

[@onedaxster]

@@gamememo2680 I'm pretty sure I was making a joke

[@powerblade686]

Can’t really blame him tbh, It takes a lot of effort to make these kind of videos and he streams all the time

[@arttops2563]

The “embrace the bellend,” bit absolutely killed me. Omg 😂

[@lilmin1678]

Do you know whose voice is that?

[@ierbutza21]

@@lilmin1678 might be ZFsheep though I'm not entirely sure about that

[@andreastwj1952]

5:52 Soviet: "Chubb, are you high" Chubb: "No" Also Chubb: *Baked coughing*

[@dogemcdogeface7901]

The world : You can’t just commit war crimes out of the bat ZF Clan : *haha whoops*

[@huntakilla1234]

War crimes are their specialty.

[@supermysterious66]

ZF Clan: War Crimes go brrrrrrr.

[@hecksters423]

14th-century knights: What is this Geneva Convention you speak of?

[@LmgWarThunder]

Soviet: You can't just kill civilians German Guy™️: 20 mils go brrrrrrrrt

[@jameshenderson4094]

Zf: it's not a war crime if there's no more civilians to say it was us

[@bounter_]

"Killing civilians is actually an objective, not like in Arma" If Cyanide heard this, then he was probably excited

[@mrtom2854]

"Acceptable Casualites"

[@Azrazel_qwp]

I „accidentally“ ordered an airstrike on a civilian village.

[@dr.bright6272]

10:14 if you notice the mace went infront of the words instead of behind. Womble takes a lot of time to make little details like that.

[@leodavis4242]

Best sovietwomble quotes of all time - pt 1 10:24 "Will you stop throwing kitchenware at me?!?!" 7:04 "Were losing the stable" "Aye, it's unstable"

[@pkscarr]

"Sir Digby ran away, bravely ran away away When Darius knocked his shield away, he baravely turned his tail and fled Yes, brave Sir Digby turned about, and gallantly he tried to gtf out. Swiftly taking to his feet, he attempted a very brave retreat. Now deadest of the dead, Sir Digby!"

[@CaptainHeavyNuts]

I can hear this comment lmao

[@ferrand12]

All I need to say is perfect

[@MasterDairy]

"Now deadest of the dead, Sir Digby!, who wasn't really a threat"

[@theguy4812]

Now I have a Earworm

[@alternative7586]

"Did not!"

[@rosfell00]

"In the name of the Pope" - Sovietwomble the atheist crusader, something something century...

[@CrypticGuest]

Soviet is an atheist, that’s hilarious

[@red2theelectricboogaloo961]

lets drive out the saracens for something

[@UmmmmmUhhhhh]

Just in it for the communion wafers

[@Aqueox]

@@CrypticGuest Well, it's in the name. Soviet.....

[@littlegamingmoments2923]

In the name of the Pope "Mo Lester"

[@eoinwysey]

It's wild watching his videos from the last year then watching his older videos, the overall sound quality is crazy, chinny, cy, and basically everyone else in ZF sound all professional now instead of the old crappy mics they all used to have

[@matkaine]

The music at 0:20 is Wagakki Band, in case anyone is interested

[@Crackmiller02]

YOU ARE THE GOAT Thank you SO MUCH

[@MisterTanglad]

Objective - Civilian Genocide ZF: "Plays to our strength as a clan."

[@DerHerrderWuerfel]

Yeah, but playing the objective doesn't

[@mantiqor]

@@DerHerrderWuerfel Dilemma?

[@ZacharyReaper]

1:07 I love how both Chinny and Poro swing in unison at Womble without saying a single word

[@cypresswillow2591]

Zachary Reaper : they saw Soviet walked in and was like.....ayyyyye toy

[@weebslime]

Distrupting an honorable duel, of course both will be angry

[@thetexan1011]

Womble needs to use the "doge this " command.

[@klutz3955]

not a frame too late or too early, it was fucking marvelous

[@RandomGuyToAnother]

Both swinged at the center Both side stepped a little and then both literally walked up to him as both swords are going after womble Perfection

[@LucarioredLR]

0:17 Did Soviet go through the effort of putting the lyrics of the song on the screen in fucking kanji? Holy shit

[@Una_Ridlow]

that is definitely not the kanji for the song's lyrics- I just checked to be sure. I think those characters are actually Chinese symbol emojis.

[@danieldniswara7972]

@@Una_Ridlow whats the song title?

[@Ozuhananas]

@@danieldniswara7972 This is a live version of the song : kzbin.info/www/bejne/b2G0g4OJj6mtqaM

[@deadocean6157]

@@Ozuhananas Does it have the official like the song but with girl's voice? do you know that?

[@Ozuhananas]

@@deadocean6157 Then link I sent is the band that is the author of the song performing it live, the singing part is there from the get go

[@nekored2k]

0:13 If anyone's wondering the song is called: "six trillion years and overnight story" Very fun chart on some rhythm games

[@jammeranimated2627]

4:13 Notice how the characters all look down as the players say "Awwwwwwww"

[@od_static]

yeah the game seems selfaware

[@wide8738]

the characters are looking after your cursor in the menu

[@ekke9684]

What’s the sauce for the song at the intro

[@idk-ws7dj]

ek ke its called "a tale of six trillion years and a night"

[@zeronothinghere9334]

@@idk-ws7dj That's why it seemed so familiar!

[@vycreep2669]

"Top 10 best anime moments" 10:44 sit down

[@masterreaper115]

ok but Kyles mid jump throwing axe though

[@vycreep2669]

@@masterreaper115 it would have been great from Cy's POV

[@vycreep2669]

@@masterreaper115 but dude u cant deny the cool slow motion

[@user-to3xn3hn7p]

What is the anime song for the intro

[@prokiller1509]

@@user-to3xn3hn7p six trillion years and one night

[@robertdelph1447]

Nobody: Game: Server crash ZF Clan: Aawwwww.

[@jacknevilson7690]

It's crash?? I thought they were kicked XD

[@creatrotera]

Btw that song from the start is called "a tale of six trillion years and one night" its a really nice song!

[@ReclusiveEagle]

Womble in the beginning: *Dies to frying pan, lute, fire, his own team* Womble at the end: *Ruthless killing machine who can kill with his bare hands*

[@kentskeie2381]

It was against Cyanide tho, doesnt really count.

[@sorcierenoire8651]

GAHAHA twas a shame his opponent was a Cyanide.

[@thebananas6483]

Womble: wins nearly every fair duel where his opponent is using a real weapon. Also Womble: loses every fight against utensils and instruments.

[@JoDON111]

I think it was Spearman who was playing in the end. If you are wondering where did Spearman come from, its from one of the The Culling episode

[@enjoyingend1939]

*Soviet Womble wins*

[@warcraftdevil4593]

Soviet: “sorry for being late” me: “looks at the past video timeline” well your actually a lot earlier than usual.

[@rahmatbanua7009]

Shhh, don't tell him that

[@asper5601]

like, a year early

[@arshka0009]

He was telling that to the stream

[@iitzNyxx]

@@arshka0009 it's a joke man🤦🏼‍♀️

[@Sir_Stalwart]

@@arshka0009 You must be fun at parties...

[@ScenicFlyer4]

I love the "awww" after the game crashes

[@Sarril101]

2:51 one may say... Edberg got disarmed... twice

[@Jokula]

I love how ZF Kyle keeps on coming in at the most random times lmao

[@willhawk8559]

Fucking Kyle

[@idunno3658]

Any game is fun when you have such a team like that, literally envy is oozing out of me. I need new friends like that 😭

[@tsukitohateru]

I think you mean figuratively but I get what you mean. Looks fun doesn't it?

[@haydencohn2746]

I mean i got league of legends.... but everyone is on a chat restriction cause toxic

[@norrecvizharan1177]

I know right. I've been playing the game myself for a while, but don't have any pals for it.

[@1AxK9]

Please Pray For Me 🙏🤲 KMSOB 🤲🙏 I need a JOB 🤲🙏 KMSOB 🤲🙏

[@resso_v1340]

@@tsukitohateru have you considered playing with randoms? it might be quite the experience y'know?

[@jeffyes6536]

This video got me into mordhau, so far i played for 300 hours and i absolutely love it. Thanks Soviet

[@thegreenops7796]

5:44 Chubb just casually getting baked Also 10:45 respect to Soviet

[@bonboll5012]

*Bundy getting killed by Bavon while trying to duel Womble* Womble: "That counts" *Womble getting killed by Kyle while dueling Cy* Womble: "that doesnt count" turned have tables the how

[@Rikimaru0523]

If i didn’t know better, I’d say you were copying the sheriff of notingham from robin hood men in tights.

[@FireWyvern870]

Somebody else: *duels* Kyle: "IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE"

[@darkhorseman90]

*kills womble Assassin's Creed style*

[@maximuffin6395]

Big Kyle Energy

[@Laucron]

Check it out it's that joke from 6 months ago

[@dor_sax]

Those SFM clips worked really well. I had some doubt in the editing phase, but now I get what you wanted and like it! especially the final one was so intense, I had to rewatch

[@BetydaGronMaskin55]

Honestly can't wait for your next video my man. The content is always great and love the editing 👏🙌

[@diegoveloso3rd]

1:29 May the "End him rightly" pommel joke never die

[@terminator572]

It's already dead man

[@mercwiththemouth3720]

That's what they said about LEROYYYYYY JENKINNNNS!!

[@AMoistEggroll]

@@mercwiththemouth3720 And YOLO for that matter

[@mercwiththemouth3720]

@@AMoistEggroll oh yeah, almost forgot about that one. And yet, it still lives on...

[@therefjeff2730]

Here lads, we see the first beginnings of the Badgers in the medieval times Also, I'm surprised Nevil isn't in on this

[@ReySchultz121]

HolyNEvil

[@bryanmavis8771]

@@ReySchultz121 i cant help but read it as a Holy Nevil instead of Holy N Evil for some reason

[@raishinhimura211]

Holy N'Evil

[@felixwu7169]

He posted on Twitter addressing this

[@ikhsankamil9973]

At least you guys didnt pronouce it nipples

[@iamseamonkey6688]

Damn, 8 months. Feels like yesterday

[@MuninnMyrkvi]

This legit looks like one of the coolest FP games I've ever seen. There are so many little quirks you can do.

[@kingkarlxivjohanofsweden4746]

3:46 Digby's laugh sounds like an old creaky door

[@tofunugget4074]

XD omg it does

[@pizzatime8404]

Skeletor

[@teleport057]

or cold/low battery engine start

[@fornaxian]

The collective sigh at the end, you can just hear ZF thinking "there'll be no living with him after that."

[@ZiroZenStudios]

Can we just appreciate that last kill? Absolutely beautiful.

[@sethmorgan4031]

I love the skills of zf in this bullshittery. From womble shooting a random arrow and getting a kill to a random firebomb killing edberg. Or even the duck under cyanides sword to punch him and kill him. And even kyle coming in with that turn to just destroy womble. And even that kick in the beginning with the door was just hilarious

[@Chookyboys]

As a seasoned Mordhau vet, watching greenies play together warms my bitter heart

[@guerrierhache8491]

Right? It feels like watching a bunch of kids playing with plastic swords, it's so cute

[@nossnotna2841]

Anyone know why the server is crashing so much? Never happens to me

[@Chookyboys]

@@nossnotna2841 Yeah i'm not familiar with it either

[@n00bLokumi]

@@nossnotna2841 Maybe because they in stream and everyone tried to join the same server ? Maybe they were ddos-ing without wanting it lol

[@just_a_toaster5924]

It warms my heart, but also pains me whenever they make a mistake lmao

[@MoeSaad194]

4:14 after the server error the warriors at the lobby get their heads down like disappointed when they say awwhh :D the timing was perfect

[@MoeSaad194]

@@AKbar-xf6ge insha allah 💛

[@Aimadtakh]

Ramadan Mubarak!

[@MoeSaad194]

Ramadan mubarak insha allah thank you all 😊💜

[@peakypic8079]

6:37 I love kills like that and I’ve seen so many.

[@user-xq6dm5zr1b]

I love your videos, always an amazing job that brings some sunshine to what I assume an should be everyone’s lives.

[@_MrPixel_]

Soveit : Let's have an honorable duel Kyle : *It's free real estate*

[@chrisca]

*[everyone disliked that]*

[@GladwinGracias]

Objective : Kill civilians ZF : It's like I was made for this

[@Gamer88334]

They trained all these years for this particular moment.

[@BhulgaAbyss]

Zf full form

[@GladwinGracias]

@@BhulgaAbyss Zero Fucks. It's the name of their clan

[@combativeThinker]

ZF: “Just like the simulations.”

[@grimsladeleviathan3958]

Soviet unintentionally introducing me to Wagakki Band, which leads me to find Homura + Akatsuki no Ito which is now my current favourite track is fantastic.

[@joeblogg2957]

0:12 Roku Chounen to Ichiya Monogatari for those interested also he re-deafened right before the chorus began :( no shiranai today (well 2 years ago)

[@VoltageTripwire]

10:47 Mike Tyson would be proud of that punch, what a shot.

[@Zieg_Games]

Womble did a Dempsey Roll too

[@VoltageTripwire]

@@Zieg_Games I had to look that up, but you're correct, I'll give that to you, take my like, sir.

[@zuita7748]

"Discombobulate"

[@filipbochniak3590]

2:50 Bundy vs Edberg *Edberg disarmed* literally second later *Edberg d i s a r m e d* somebody kill me please

[@Romczy]

Thats Double disarm my man

[@Waowzer]

'Tis but a scratch!

[@DocFr4nk]

@@Waowzer great to see people of culture here :D

[@coldcobra1206]

At 3:50 edberg got disarmed and then dis-armed

[@ptpbossp9832]

Can we appreciate how surprisingly good soviet is at this game like at the end he ducks a sword and one punches cyanide

[@LordoftheSwamp1269]

(Rapier thrown to the head) Womble: "I've got a bit of a headache"

[@femmemachete]

A quick study of the head injury reveals that the person is actually okay, and merely pretending to be in a bad condition.

[@Y337n3ss]

“Oooooowwww?”

[@LykanVarion]

@@JeanneHamada I think it is xd

[@eloryosnak4100]

You wrote disarmed when Edberg lost his sword. But... not when he lost his arm.

[@AugmentedSmurf]

I saw that as well. Such a missed opportunity xD

[@CottonballMonster]

should have put disarmed when the sword dropped and then another *disArmed* when the arm was cut off

[@FalseChordScreamer]

tbh, I was thoroughly disappointed when the joke wasn't "*Disarmed*" "*Disarmed Again*"

[@ponsru21]

Disarmed Disarmed x2

[@MrXhojn]

No no, that would be DE-armed.

[@HGKane]

Literally every video has me in tears. I feel like everyone’s dreamt of being in ZF Clan ❤️

[@prototype1_3ch0]

I feel like Digby's voice would legitimately be that of a longsword wielder or castle bowman in medieval times.