Random Left 4 Dead Bullshittery

[@nathanreay6097]

>Can't make it out of the safe room without killing each other Most realistic zombie apocalypse portrayal ever

[@jordanpritchard5226]

That's literally the plot of Night of the Living Dead.

[@rn-zu5ld]

@@jordanpritchard5226 but they kill each other for amusement

[@RetroShark360]

So basically Kilplix?

[@seymourbuttz6419]

In the zombie apocalypse you don't have to be faster than the zombies you just need to be faster than the guy next to you

[@pucakee8093]

*Sees the three hands* My life is a lie

[@cypresswillow2591]

Pucakee : I think the three hands is better than the Resident Evil's girrafe. That shit will never be forgotten....

[@FMK1317]

@@cypresswillow2591 Just seen your comments and had to Google wtf you were talking about....and damn now I can't unsee that shit 😅😅

[@Bacontsu]

3 hand???? half life 3 confirmed

[@tSp289]

Still would.

[@Guardian-of-Light137]

@@cypresswillow2591 I wish I hadn't looked that up.

[@bunnysash3298]

I love how the tank immediately went after Cyanide

[@Derpy_Dutchman]

The scent of curry attracts tanks

[@kroneyt1493]

The tank is racist.

[@vm_duc]

Well Cyanide was playing as a female and that thing was labeled "RAPE".

[@borisrebic]

Cyanide brought it on himself. He taunted him while he as trapped.

[@envii9443]

The sound he made was priceless

[@rafaelpurnama1987]

when i saw that soviet and the other ZFs are playing Left 4 Dead, which is a game that heavily emphasizes on team cooperation, could instantaneously predict that everything will go horribly wrong in this video. it's still hilarious nonetheless.

[@nohandle992]

Everything goes wrong in almosy every sovietwomble video xD

[@tiberiumcapoo5093]

@@nohandle992 Especially when you involve the Vietcong.

[@kilyanryegarcia458]

Watch his streams about l4d2 He's pretty decent

[@SergioTheSurge]

Watch the Stream Archives for SovietWomble, it gets even more fucked

[@rosinaya]

Every game can always be gone wrong if there's ZF involved

[@smeagvevo]

Oh my fucking god, I'm so glad I found this channel. My sides have left this multi-verse.

[@gabrieldelvo4687]

Same here...

[@MrBossMan1898]

+dEagles same here loving the vids lol

[@L3g0m4nn]

+MrBossMan1898 Pure gold

[@dragoleaf5861]

Same Almost shit myself laughing...

[@TheMidnightFox]

oh you too?

[@crippledcrusader1321]

6:55 “I will stand my ground” 7:04 literal definition of sharing a prison cell with bubba appears 7:06 “I’m not standing my ground”.

[@carsonprince3634]

*F A P P I N G I N T E N S I F I E S*

[@hassanballouk7759]

A Bell UH-1H Huey *SPITTING INTENSIFIES*

[@hanna2510]

Kad napgrt foreber jak Lan 🤒🍼🍼🍼😇

[@heccsclips3319]

*squish squish squish*

[@brokenprince6698]

@Kill Me can you still walk?

[@brokenprince6698]

@Kill Me F

[@MahouSkeye]

I like how it just says 'RAPE' in red above the Tank's head XD

[@-xghost_4013]

69 likes nice XD

[@davecrupel2817]

I'M NOT STANDING MY GROUND! _I'M NOT STANDING MY GROUND!_

[@coldfire-blitz3122]

"No matter what comes through that gate, you will stand your ground" "RUN!"

[@AstorEzequiel]

Definition of Rape: 1. *Penis somewhere not good.*

[@Veloziraptor111]

Lost my shit at "Itty Bitty Titty Committee" xD Discovering this channel was the best thing that happened to me this day, keep 'em coming!

[@TheNaughtyChicken]

+Veloziraptor111 Same here

[@deonvandermerwe5520]

SovietWomble and his friends are the funniest guys I have seen on KZbin, and are possibly imo, funnier than Vanoss, H20Delirious etc...

[@derptank3308]

As war thunder players say,"I agree!"

[@yankee5377]

AFFIRMATIVE!!

[@OlviMasta77]

it's an old expression

[@LordTraitor]

Funniest part in this is when Gambit was like "Cyanide... I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU" and proceeded to giggle like a maniac

[@Talden.]

i know its late but....Zoey does have three hands,wtf

[@nickspencerfishingrodd2383]

i had never see that O.o

[@Talden.]

+Nicola Bragantini ikr?

[@saxonkeel4445]

+PikachuLoveYouJKNews Consistency

[@criteroni]

3 hands and 2 guns actually

[@LynxoftheWolf]

Talden Vader that's a bracelet

[@Josephrak]

I lost it when Louis got "lynched"

[@romannoodles7891]

Joseph Krist "NEIN!! RUN CYANIDE SAVE YOURSELF"

[@beverlyarcher3744]

I lost it at the hunter attacked womble

[@lorenzoedits2382]

I assure you this has not aged well lol

[@TacticalFiend-]

Not at all.

[@Halagini]

It has aged beautifully.

[@hermesy.c.9668]

I didn't know the PvP in this game could be so fun!

[@nat1110]

Hermes best isometric gameplay I've ever had

[@roberttheis3832]

u should try the versus mode :D

[@WorldWalker128]

@@roberttheis3832Yeah. That's fun until you actually manage to trap the survivors in a chokepoint by repeatedly barfing on them as the Boomer and sending horde after horde of zombies after them. It's working great....until the asshole hunter on your team deliberately kills you because he's jealous that you've actually found an effective way to wipe an entire team by yourself and you might actually win now.

[@Frilabird]

It's like cs

[@sheldon-cooper]

8:09 is like a scene from a horror film There's someone on the ground dying There's blood everywhere And someone gets dragged into the darkness by a monster to be killed

[@raptorjesus3894]

Of course the indian guy uses the cricket bat....

[@iexplainjokesforaliving.5415]

170th like

[@user-ff4pi9dc3g]

Henry ive completed the whole game of l4d1 and l4d2. of coarse i know he's black

[@user-pt3rj6dx3k]

Unknownguy you are a fucking idiot lol... We are talking about Cyanide you petulant child

[@user-pt3rj6dx3k]

Unknownguy then dont say anything about it you little tumor

[@summushieremiasclarkson4700]

Luca Oliviera Fucking hilarious thread.

[@billbill6094]

Cyanide: "Shotgun" *Immediately gets shot by Soviet's shotgun*

[@edpetres]

video start with an impressive performance XD

[@gustajuy5983]

You can tell they had lube

[@edpetres]

Gustajuy They had all the lube ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@mr.mysterious186]

Kevin Faiz ooo lala I'm so sexy when I always saw myself on text

[@thatoneguyinthecorner3697]

edpetres hi

[@daltondixon7517]

*everyone dying* "this reminds me of so many music festivals" did cyanide predict Las Vegas shooting?

[@JoshSweetvale]

...yes? ...no? 5 quid on 'no'.

[@0ffspringfan]

He said it because he was being stomped.

[@GrassPokeKing]

0ffspringfan And he didn't even have to pay for it

[@killjoyer]

Tbf it’s most music festivals. Very crowded, thus getting stomped on by people

[@vinivitkovsk]

lol Cy predicted the Mandelay Bay shooting

[@ethanb7657]

4:55 I get it, friendly "fire".

[@TeMrN1]

LOL

[@panopticonsdeath]

Oh

[@monikami1257]

zz tarry 3

[@raphaelvanrijn9600]

zz tarry And nothing of value was lost. 😂😂😁

[@miksuko]

It's 1:55

[@basnijland]

"Why would you do that?" Is an accurate representation of this channel.

[@pooklee2198]

I had my speakers max volume and as soon as I start the video, my dad comes in. Thanks ZF.

[@Jack-xo5vv]

my ears from mt headphones

[@kingtard3886]

bruh same

[@WorldWalker128]

That was YOUR dumb fault, not his. By now you should know better.

[@kingtard3886]

@@WorldWalker128 THANK YOU SO MUCH

[@HephyOnYT]

@@WorldWalker128 blabity bloobity u talk and critisize too much

[@justin2308]

“Cyanide alerted the horde” Accurate

[@backtolife4046]

starts the video............ "Fap Noises" Mah parents be like Dafuq ya watchin there?

[@simonuggerholm2422]

not funny

[@vla-d3933]

I dare they saw you watching brazzers before

[@vla-d3933]

I dare they saw you watching brazzers before

[@nickspencerfishingrodd2383]

Jay Giban luckily i usually use headphones.....good heaven, it is not the best way to start a video..... ,O.o

[@EDH10]

0:14 UULLHHLLL UULLHHLLL UULLHHLLL UULLHHLLL UULLHHLLL 🤣

[@KingOfScipii_Online]

Cyanides "AHHH" when the tank gets let out is hilarious.

[@oukeijihaa5888]

you're pretty much vanoss with better jokes and godlike edits

[@nottherealpaulsmith]

And fewer dumbass fanboys.

[@koopinator11]

Andien NguyenVu It wasn't at first, then the Gmod era came which featured great skits, then it became a bit boring

[@connor135799]

he's like the old vanoss

[@oukeijihaa5888]

Connor Harries-batkin agreed just like the good old vanoss

[@aaliyahskye6829]

fucking profile picture scared me lmaoo

[@fastandnightfurious4279]

8:51-8:55 the best bit wasn’t Michael Jackson. It was the one in the background teabagging

[@밍구리가간다-z4j]

EVERY FUCKING TIME I COME IN TO THIS VIDEO, I HEAR FAPFPAFAPFPAFPAFPAFPFPAP

[@KanusCochranus]

I mean it's not going to be different next time you watch it

[@jjjkoy]

but there's only one way to find out

[@brandoncrook5361]

But they have a point her jugs are too big to be honest and it's not really a bad site except for some pictures

[@dev-fn8qe]

Harry Botter the fuck is the fappening

[@offensivestuff9514]

+adelephant A bunch of celebrity nudes were leaked

[@infinitearcana3785]

Came back to this along with all the good times, thank you algorithm and womble

[@guanzhe9897]

i was trying to watch this video to get away from another video that had horse poop because i was going to eat, but when I started the video................... Lets just say i finished early

[@Phantom-mj5jz]

Not the only one apparently

[@arturasivanovskis6431]

Guan Zhe six

[@arturasivanovskis6431]

Guan Zhe six

[@shadowking0476]

same.

[@ramonsalvacion4733]

You came?

[@TheSasudomi]

the title over the head of the tank in 7:04 was fucking perfect,I lost it immedietely

[@Anon_Omis]

You guys should do an Evolved Bullshittery video

[@SovietWomble]

+AnonOmis1000 Hmmm, not been hearing promising things about it's motives - kzbin.info/www/bejne/rKTKoHdtadt_f9E

[@Anon_Omis]

SovietWomble I've watched some game play and streaming of it and it seems to be really fun when you have a group of friends to play with. There's a large variety of characters for each class, all having varied abilities and weapons. The video you linked was when it was still, I believe, in beta. It's fully released now and seems to have a large amount of depth.

[@SovietWomble]

+AnonOmis1000 It's not really a question of content though. It's about the contemptible practise of day-one-DLC. The game itself could be amazing, but I'm feeling less inclined to support a company who are trying to pitch a glorified micro-payment system to squeeze more money out of us, rather than focus on a rewarding and memorable game. Simply feeling wary of the company's motives.

[@Anon_Omis]

SovietWomble My bad. I wasn't aware that that was a thing.

[@SovietWomble]

+AnonOmis1000 No worries. Hopefully the more consumers learn about practises like these, the less we'll see of them. Be a sad day when this sort of thing becomes the norm for the industry :(

[@user-vp9lc9up6v]

"This reminds me of so many music festivals" that joke didn't age well

[@foulerfire]

Can't count the number of times I've watched this. Still one of my favourite videos!

[@Anon_Omis]

+foulerfire video You should see the CS GO bullshittery videos.

[@johnlorenpelayo]

**mild panic** Womble: **is running nervously*

[@Tarik360]

Still funny without sound and on phone thanks to Womble's editing skillz!

[@Zrs-2]

0:13 that sounds like dropping a head into helicopter blades...don’t ask why I know that sound

[@-frizno-8530]

Womble's aim is still better than mine

[@AltarinTV]

whole video was good. i really enjoyed it. but that last part *miss* *miss* *miss* and his coments, yeah that really got me literary laughing on the floor.

[@cnlbenmc]

I could aim better than him on the 360 with a controller and auto aim turned off.

[@kennethbunton3812]

*You Can't aim in Left For Dead*

[@daisy-m766]

@@cnlbenmc actually a 360 controller is better than a keyboard and mouse

[@sora64444]

That's sad, but same

[@vuppOSRS]

"This reminds me of so many music festivals." Oh, man. If only he knew.

[@Stolanis]

8:36 - I realise that the words 'there's a bomb bomb' fit perfectly to the Game of Thrones theme and sing it aloud.

[@frost_d_jageryt4333]

6:30 to see Cyanide go to space.

[@racer927]

I love the cut-off sounding scream Cyanide lets out when the Tank's released. I just break down laughing. "---AHHH!!!"

[@startrunning4461]

9:13 my man foreshadow astroworld

[@NaggingTax29039]

lets keep this to ourselves, they might get cancel on twitter for this

[@Kkc240k]

Deagle zf edition, fails every first shot, toggle aimbot on allies only

[@fausto123]

0:30 thanks to Womble I been 3 years watching Zoey hands... I have nightmares!

[@conskript]

This is the game that introduced Womble into CS:GO which got him "MASTER GUARDIAN ELITE" rank in two weeks.

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

Gotta love Soviet: in some videos he managed to do unbelievably lucky, if not masterful one-hit-kill-headshots, and in others he's like in this one.

[@krakixel]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEE MACARENÁ! AAAAY!

[@kipchickensout]

okaay

[@philliplewis1586]

I friggin lost it. That was GOLD.

[@papaoso8340]

Dale a tú cuerpo alegría Macarena que tú cuerpo es pa’ darle alegría y cosa buena, dale a tú cuerpo alegría Macarena. EEEEEEEEEEEEEE MACARENA! AAAAY

[@PotatoJunkee]

"This reminds me of so many music festivals!" *Vegas shooting by ZF confirmed*

[@gmodplayer547]

Well, if they did the Vegas shooting, we would have found around 50 people in a same room and the autopsy report might have said that they killed each other XD

[@Arukori]

SovietWomble can u pls tell me how are u making this Text -Animations or in what Program are u doing that? ITS AWESOME! :D

[@samk7625]

It's either sony vegas or adobe aftereffects. He uses both, but I don't know what the text is from.

[@Riccool]

the text is from sony vegas

[@Arukori]

but who is this so perfect glindin on the top of the heads. i am making that and it looks horrible xD

[@Riccool]

he probably does it frame by frame and has gotten really good at it.

[@Arukori]

wow *_*

[@Apexgangs]

Can't believe this was 10 years ago and its still gold

[@holydude32]

I went from alien play through to this... You have no idea how pleased I am:')

[@Josephrak]

"Crouching improves accuracy"

[@legendarytr1bal]

You have to do it like the Russians though.

[@frenchsoldier8485]

@@legendarytr1bal That's squatting, not crouching

[@rim9732]

“This reminds me of so many music festivals.” That did not age well did it...

[@x_Enkeii]

6:46 Cyanide’s scream has got me laughing for a year straight

[@RyGuy4TwinsFan97]

The small amount of dislikes are probably people who got "offended" by the casual rascism

[@jonashemmingsson7301]

Rylee Johnson yeah. I do sometimes get offended by that but only if it's an entire video of borderline jokes. When it's like this it's just funny

[@donkeybong2333]

*casual*

[@kittygaming3387]

I was offended because I'm a woman

[@joshuabrown7815]

If you were offended you know it was a good joke

[@ServantofBaal]

Most of them are probably bots

[@Jackdaw14]

9:36 already gets bored of the conversation

[@leonthelad3208]

It's nice to see Soviet appreciates FFX music :D THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGSSS 5:58

[@novemberftblue6937]

TheNonMonthMay what's it name ?

[@DylanGarcia1619]

López Patricio It’s in the description.

[@llin61]

9:30 god that was a dark prediction from 2014

[@frost_d_jageryt4333]

How the fuck?!

[@rattman3975]

No...

[@mrkan4851]

What? I don't get it

[@julianrodriguez3337]

You guys should do a War Thunder Bullshittery and have each person playing pick a country based on their nationality

[@erikwoodruff5643]

6:43 is my favorite part

[@nine-lives5174]

Cant believe how much times i laughed during the video.

[@thedimensionalpotato1534]

I hate that I accidentally tapped on this while my phone was on full volume and the first audio that plays is meat being beaten.

[@LoneChipmunk]

1:12 Wow, that laugh sounded exactly like the old bugs bunny.

[@bipolareagle8892]

0:35 I think in that picture shows Zoey in her first time wielding a gun, its heavy for her so she used a stone and carry it while stacking the pistol on top of it, giving her advantage but also slowing her turn rate down.

[@cartror7040]

R A P E

[@vidblogger12]

cartro r I was looking for someone to say that.

[@lollysmolly13]

Penis somewhere not good

[@davecrupel2817]

@@lollysmolly13 xD

[@Daemvu]

"I'M NOT STANDING MY GROUND! FUCK THIS I'M OUT!!!"

[@1stcaptainraldoron538]

I want to see these guys play Vermintide now.

[@thundergaming155]

Cyanide: "I'm standing my ground Tank: *rape* Cyanide: "I'm not Starting my ground"

[@Frosty-mp2uz]

“This reminds me of so many music festivals” -Cyanide. R.I.P. VEGAS

[@memecoaster3041]

Cyanide= Indian delirious?????????

[@WizardIllustrator]

Pretty much

[@saxonkeel4445]

Delirious = american Cyanide?

[@derptank3308]

Cyanide is much more hilarious than delirious, from what I remember

[@user-pt3rj6dx3k]

meme coaster The vanoss squad is humanized cancer

[@Jose-lj3dv]

Yes

[@RogueHippie13]

Damn, the Fappening really was almost 9 years ago wasn’t it?

[@fastokie9287]

*going to end in tears* I'm surprised he didn't put laughter.

[@fireuup7096]

Even after watching your videos time and time again, waiting for the newest bullshittery or THREE HOUR long tangent about a game. I always find your content hilarious even sat through the three hour forest video and enjoyed every bit.

[@fantabulousstar4722]

9:51 Womble: Tries to shoot himself, misses.

[@Max-ec8gu]

Why do I keep re-watching Soviet’s videos over and over?

[@vectortherunner197]

I haven't watch any videos on this channel for about 1 or 2 years and just returned to watch a video and this was the first thing to greet me a pile of fapping noises

[@Blizzburn]

That's how you know you're back to the right place

[@levlerma]

That's the ZF way

[@upgradesky56]

7:04 as the tank rounds the corner never fails to make me laugh

[@Justin-eb4vy]

New favorite channel, for the first time I laughed a lot in only one video. Came from the csgo vid tho

[@kolya5658]

wait at 0:50 is that Left4Dead or Left4Dead2? because i havent seen the AK yet in Left4Dead

[@MisterWhoopass]

I would LOVE to see ZF play Killing Floor 2 on HoE difficulty lmao

[@pisca6496]

what is zf? i watched a lot of soviet's vids but idk

[@MisterWhoopass]

Francesco Fraja ZF = Zero Fucks, their clan

[@pisca6496]

Jim Shibo ok now i know thanks

[@purple6016]

4 years and it never gets old.

[@jonofitz11]

Three hands eh? HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!

[@narsil4669]

Well one for louis. One for bill. One for francis. *You get it dont you?*

[@kaustuv5682]

+GAMER XD No no no this so wrong

[@doyouhavelampsbrother1278]

GAMER XD no no no

[@wynanddevilliers7738]

that intro made me subscribe. best channel iv heave come across in a while keep up the awesome work

[@htresty6442]

Wait the AK and G3SG1 are not official weps, right?

[@CrazyGunMan100]

Its the original campaign run through L4D2, its official weapons in that

[@solarflare8669]

The unofficial are: -Krieg552 -MP5 -Scout -AWP The removed with leftover models are: -Knife -Riot shield

[@Tiniuc]

I can explain the misses. Basically, the time it takes for the projectile to hit is less than the ping, so the client draws the shot, even if the shot from the server actually misses

[@Jejking]

Sorry SovietWomble, I'm losing my shit at almost every video of you but 6:30 takes the cake by a MILE. My sides, i can't feel them anymore and I don't even care :D

[@Snake80811]

I’m so glad I found this channel through Steam, I found this video while scanning through the LFD2 Community, and when I saw this video, I lost my shit, So I decided to go to KZbin and watch more of Womble’s videos. That is how I found Womble

[@koodude2313]

"The black guy gets lynched! Ha ha ha!" -Soviet Womble 2014

[@JakCT-]

i had my volume all the way up at 3:00 am at the start of the video, and im right next to my parents room. thanks

[@OhItsJAB]

whatever happened to the full live streams these highlights are from?

[@stevennelson5464]

This video just might be the best video to watch when you're high or tripping a little. Every ten seconds I have to pause and hold my explosive laughter in until I calm down a bit (don't want to wake anybody up).

[@avatarofasura3971]

i love wombles mildly panicked noises

[@MithrilSqueegee]

I think I'm in love with you for using the Final Fantasy X theme, but the actual old one and not the remastered. Can I have your babies?

[@warlocknote]

I'll never get used to his scream, it kills me everytime I heard it LMAO 6:42

[@Escapechris24]

I accidently opened this video. I closed the video on purpose. Realized what I had just listened to. Opened the video on purpose. Bravo. Bravo.

[@theultigamerKP]

😂😂😂😂 I watched literally the first 20 second and fell out my chair

[@eeeps2634]

+Kaliq played Mobility Problems?

[@emeral1154]

Can’t believe this video is allowed on KZbin because of that intro.

[@PChamileon97]

9:37 Womble took a shot. HE MYIST! He fired again. HE MYISTED! He fired and myisted amd myist again

[@alexanderdcomeau9573]

I love that fact that this is by far the most be betrayal I have ever seen in my life, and I love the fact that if womble is last one he panics so much and ends up dieing

[@b00p196]

I want Palto's squeal to be my ringtone 8:27

[@DIEGhostfish]

My greatest L4D moment was at the place at 2:58, that freezer door can't be broken, I lured the tank into it and trapped him there.