Random PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds Bullshittery (part 1)

[@OneTopic]

Well, now you have more subscribers than Frankie. You can catch the ride next time. 😊

[@mariamachida7571]

A famous person on another famous person's video? Is this a crossover episode?

[@fiercestpond4722]

You are the last person I expected to like sovietwomble

[@dizsamonolith6220]

OT watches these?? Thats kinda suprising

[@dhroovbhatnagar1486]

@@mariamachida7571 Bojack reference xD

[@mariamachida7571]

@@dhroovbhatnagar1486 always

[@walterraschenbach4068]

I absolutely assumed Cyanide was lying.

[@kaspap4331]

Ryan Hunter He was. Womble didn't fall far enough to take damage.

[@Gaelau]

Jack McMeme they were playing an older version of the game

[@shadyyy8817]

Alara No, he simply didn't fall far enough to take damage, been playing since release and fall damage was a thing then.

[@JackFlicks]

Shadow He means that they wouldn't have even known that at the time

[@Mars-ge7oj]

Shadow no, it wasn't implemented yet this was from a closed beta

[@CJxSea]

Well done Soviet, you've just now passed Frankie in terms of subscribers. You've now earned yourself a ride with the worst taxi service in history.

[@baron2062]

congratulations, he has surpassed a KZbin channel that has been afk for 2 years

[@DaDARKPass]

@@baron2062 a youtube channel that also cheated, but still somehow got away with it.

[@annmarie6198]

@@DaDARKPass sorry what?

[@DaDARKPass]

@@annmarie6198 Oh yeah, frankie cheated in csgo by bhopping. He then claimed he did it because his mouse, but then another youtuber(3kliksphilip)proved that wrong by using the same mouse frankie does.

[@ultralinguistics3083]

@@DaDARKPass Damn. When was this if you dont mind my asking?

[@lowfatmilk1243]

I do wonder how many times Soviet has written the word “pew” in his history of making bullshiteries

[@obama9076]

Atticus G I got you chief I’ll go through and count

[@fernandezallenjayl.1577]

@@obama9076 so how many?

[@mauv4054]

@@fernandezallenjayl.1577 still counting..

[@FrostReave]

Over 150. And that’s not even going through the random solo vids. I’d guess around 250 to 300.

[@varunchaturvedi2581]

I love the implication that @Tahwyn is still counting.

[@omargosh11]

"I'm being haunted by all the shots I've missed." classic.

[@Chaos_Vulpix]

Link V Every Widowmaker main ever

[@lawlis5265]

It sure chews alot of metal.

[@t_tkuro]

The real ghost was... Hmm, let's say "himself"...! XD

[@tino8930]

Does Bullshittery mean ??

[@Zhrink]

I hate sniping in overwatch. I am playing fps for over 10 years now but overwatch made me doubt everything about my eyes hands coordination and i dont know why.

[@timookTV]

Cyanide's german is actually pretty impressive. Considering he is, you know, Cyanide

[@Healermain15]

And a compulsive untruth-speaker.

[@tarmok3756]

I would call it just simple^^ that works for me

[@kieranwilliams829]

Ich liebe hähnchenflügel - I love Chicken Wings. Literal translation as my German is worse than Cyanide's plans.

[@timonfeld8079]

its really over the top i can tell you that as a german, but its funny af

[@memorialcleaning]

You mean auschwitz?

[@murkrowyeet8484]

I love when he tracks every bullet with *pew* even when it's completely chaotic crossfire

[@aciid5081]

Leon H you can see that he puts 100% effort when editing

[@batboytnttnt6938]

Leon

[@batt3ryac1d]

That's why videos take 2 months. That and the constant wanking

[@aezrithferova6928]

Ayy man. Same reason for me. My essays take so long because I always need to do some research for me projects. Projects? I mean object, Im sorry.

[@aaronquak2139]

Apparently Soviet does the editing FRAME BY FRAME FOR EVERY SINGLE FRAME.

[@TheApplesnacks]

Fall damage is 100% in the game. It just happened that Soviet didn't fall long enough to take any lol.

[@headcrab4]

But you see, that's Cyanide's genius! Now that Womble has a false sense of security, he will leap off of an extremely high building and die horribly!

[@Prophesy]

That was the beta.

[@neovo903]

shhhhh, don't say anything ;)

[@blitz7012]

They were playing an older version of the game, when fall dmg actually wasnt implemented yet

[@guisasse]

Ok... Fall damage is like, 10% in the game... If you jump from a 4 store building you take around 15% hp, at most.

[@MissE_Art]

“Are you making this a race thing?!” *_RACIST BELL RINGING_*

[@riccardobusoli3877]

I appreciate you.

[@femf1372]

YOU CANT SAY THAT. THAT'S RACIST

[@antorseax9492]

He opened the racist door

[@lan_havez4110]

@@femf1372 How can cars be racist?

[@femf1372]

@@lan_havez4110 with ease

[@oliversaint4544]

>Cyanide telling the truth about Fall Damage Top 10 Anime Plot Twists

[@reidlarsen7891]

there is fall damage in that game

[@joaobatistaperinjunior953]

Womble is gonna learn the hard truth sometime, and i guarantee he will flashback this.

[@Aldowyn]

yeah I think he just didn't fall far enough Which is just going to make it funnier when he jumps off a lighthouse and dies at some point

[@MerrStudio]

So.. well, Cyanide still lied. World is still doing okay. :D (he said they have not implemented it yet, when they did)

[@bigguy978978]

Sark You need to fall more than 2 stories to take fall damage

[@meisterkatze6390]

"Hello how can I help you?" "Ja, ich möchte ein paar Chickenwings käuflich erwerben, bitte!" "I'm sorry sir, this is taco bell..."

[@captaincrash9002]

That is disgusting

[@Erratos]

@@captaincrash9002 what is disgusting about that comment?

[@captaincrash9002]

@@Erratos the German phrasing. That's not something anyone would ever say

[@the4given196]

@@Erratos as a german you would say:"Ich hätte gerne Hähnchenflügel"with eventually a "bitte" at the end

[@theincrediblefox]

@@the4given196 Du hast nich wirklich eventuell mit eventually übersetzt, oder? Nich dein Ernst... xD

[@philipcurd3010]

It's remarkable how well edited Womble's videos are! I really wish he got more views for all the great work he does!

[@laggingjaeger1148]

He would get more if he posted more often...

[@NexTDesigns]

Cristian Curca Quality > Quantity

[@kitkat9322]

The editing of the captions at 1:21 was genius.

[@dominiks.5614]

Ryan Cave No, he doesn't get any money from KZbin (because the video would be full of ads). He gets it from Twitch and Patreon.

[@JessehPlaysGames]

he is more a streamer then a youtuber

[@brandoneagle166]

7:11 I often forget that Cyanide's name actually isn't Cyanide.

[@benjaminjones8782]

I actually know some people called cy so I thought that was his name

[@Ribbons0121R121]

no its cyanide and happiness

[@The_Cookie_Crumbles]

Aamir

[@nikkitrucking]

They're friends for the last 3 years? And I just found this channel on 2019.

[@Retr-xk7xm]

Benjamin Jones or it could those people’s names were Cyrus

[@ShadicGD]

Quality > Quantity

[@jeremybree173]

Shadic go to the streams, they are awesome too. these moments come from those.

[@robinsteenbergen7231]

Jayus of course where else

[@Metalton95]

Don't you remember the ARMA bullshittery episode, where Cyanide and the others advertise for everything they can come up with? (episode 7). Soviet was streaming, and left his PC for a while, so they trolled him while the stream went on.

[@jayus6134]

jeremy bree how often does he stream?

[@MrButterFilmz]

Jayus I see him stream quite often. Like a few times a week if I'm not mistaken

[@ackbarreserve]

3:20 the answer to that was "Yes" btw. The "thing in the weekend" were some chips Cyanide dropped during a Rocket League loading screen. As documented YEARS LATER in the Rocket League Bullshitery episode that came out in November 2019.

[@coltonwalker7551]

LMAO

[@JonatasAdoM]

First thing that came to my mind.

[@tybronx2446]

Ah lore

[@LumiRockets]

Cyanide and Soviet’s vitriolic friendship is the biggest draw of these Bullshittery videos.

[@mrniceguy9373]

Åsen går det?

[@vimsum4376]

@@mrniceguy9373 nydle

[@darknekosan2091]

They did meet once

[@House_of_Caine]

There is no vitriol, they're just good friends

[@Ribbons0121R121]

yes

[@Ares-5933]

Soviet uploaded? Today is going to be a great day

[@honeybarbique2991]

Ares5933 I know I was like soviet uploaded wait am I seeing this right

[@aocgames455]

Ares5933 soviet uploaded on my birthday 😁

[@Serpher1]

He noticed that he needs them KZbin money

[@synystergaming9733]

Serpher why would he need youtube money when he got that twitch money

[@UNFORGIVENGOD24]

Synyster Gaming Twitch money 😂😂😂 so Monopoly money is now an actual currency?

[@Just_som_Ottur]

3:00 translation: "With your recent browser history I don't think I'm your type of girl."

[@eaterofthings]

Oh, so Siri WAS speaking in another language. That explains why I listened to it like 30 times and couldn't figure it out...

[@jaz0424]

Travis Storm what language was it?

[@dXXPacmanXXb]

Since when is Siri so advanced?

[@LordAmerican]

It sounds like maybe German since Cyanide was doing German earlier.

[@hunter120hello]

You know you're into some fucked up shit when even a robot that doesn't even have body parts is like "Oh hell no" xD

[@shaunhayes3072]

0:36 It’s been 2 years, but has 99% of people really missed that the bald Lara Croft is labelled as “Chemo Croft”?

[@peterdonlon2083]

I was wondering if anyone was going to point that out!

[@SirVennie]

....holy shit

[@benjiboi1633]

It might seem im saying this just because you pointed it out but I always noticed...

[@kumar1400]

i got that today, even i seen this video like 50 times

[@apllo4193]

We noticed,just didn't cared

[@mdzwan3511]

When Ezio blended in with the wrong crowd

[@capitanleon9570]

Plasmite Y

[@volt1497]

Pretty much Assassin’s Creed in a nutshell. Hide in a crowd, being the odd one out with lots of weapons and no one notices.

[@ahmadirsyadadli]

Fuck lmao

[@mr.mistermister9841]

Really impressive editing skills at 1:23 and, of course, also great editing in the rest of the video

[@SovietWomble]

Oh man. That part took an entire day to complete. But it turned out well in the end I think. What's going on there is: the text PSYCH is one layer as it approaches the fence, which is simply enough. But then I turn it into three layers that are parented to three invisible rectangles called Null Objects, that are floating roughly where the fence is as the camera moves. That way when I make the text fall through the air, they stay roughly where the impact was as I turn my characters head. Then when each letter hits the floor they turn into a new layer which then switches its parent from the fence, to tracking the colour of that part of the floor. Before moving off screen. It was fiddly, but I reckon it was worth it :)

[@mr.mistermister9841]

It was definetly worth it and i appreciate your hard work :)

[@K-o-R]

I loved 0:31. There's a few "lets" that should be "let's", 5:20 x 2 for example. Otherwise, an excellent video.

[@antonxuiz]

I've never seen a thing like this before. I love the editing in every video you make. Keep doing it pls, is wonderful ;D

[@oliverhoare6779]

Pschh. That would take me like 20m, no problem. Psych

[@TheDaxter11]

sovietwomble: the only youtuber ive pressed the bell icon for

[@RabbyBabu]

Yo same here. Actually its him and Ahoy ....... Hmm , two British KZbinrs ... O.o

[@ChronologicalFern]

Fucking same.

[@enesyurtsever2718]

same, since he upload once a month it's not bothering me

[@1AxK9]

TheDaxter11 me too

[@miguelangelcabezasalonso1752]

Same here, but i think is broken, it only notifies me a video once a month... ~_~

[@horsthacker6355]

"I'm haunted by all the shots i have missed." Glorious womble.

[@elle3562]

"Nobody Enjoys Soviet Womble" "Stop it that is *not* becoming a thing" jokes on you, even NerdCubed's using it.

[@AnonyMo0ose]

Cheekki Brikki i like you

[@shadowguidr7042]

Is he? I stopped watching him a year ago. Was my favorite KZbinr for 4 years.

[@milliedockerill]

ShadowGuidR ah, same here!

[@games4uall]

Cheekki Brikki you watch nerdcubed, i see that you are a man of culture

[@Pars-ley_tf]

Good choice :)

[@3y23rxua2]

I was sure cyanide was lying xd

[@Stroopwafe1]

Mathieu PlayInGame He was, Soviet just wasn't high enough

[@pointforward8916]

He was in on the long con.

[@HitodamaKyrie]

Through his teeth.

[@toxicginger6916]

Mathieu PlayInGame He was actually, you take fall damage if ypu fall more than a couple of meters

[@Max-nk9xg]

Mathieu PlayInGame Maybe he didn't know, too.

[@tristan4668]

Frankie had 3.5 million subs when Soviet had 1.7 million subs That was just over a year ago Frankie still has the same amount and Soviet has almost 3.1 million

[@antp273]

Frankie stopped uploading duh

[@brontidehorse9733]

Frankie stopped uploading a long time ago

[@crawlingboy]

Why though

[@Exshooter101]

Lol if you search FrankieOnPC the second result is womble's blackwake video

[@swiggah]

Now it’s 3.2

[@suckmedry4270]

1:28 "he has more youtube subscribers than you" *Oh how the tables have turned...*

[@iv3966]

yeah, helps when your competition doesn't upload anymore.

[@Alsh0ck]

@@iv3966 Frankie not uploading anymore doesn't mean that he uploads any less than Soviet :P

[@FrostReave]

@Alshock-oof

[@zombiehalo9588]

Or when the trun tables

[@Ozymandias-King-of-Kings]

I heard rumors Frankie is coming back. If true all we need is leafy and grade a and the world is right again

[@stormdoesgaming8919]

4:03 as someone who has scoliosis, I can confirm that's how we walk.

[@Nezha_Main]

Eh IDK my little sister runs faster than me and she has scoliosis which is really confusing..........

[@LilyTheMuggle]

I can also confirm this.

[@smithferguson8516]

Hope you well soon mate

[@matthiasfreaked]

I live in Singapore If you enjoy winter Do not Come Here Its eternally summer

[@bobsherunkle4591]

darklorel matt deat if you enjoy anything below 100000% humidity, don't come here either

[@Da_A-]

darklorel matt deat is winter not just a fairytale? I have only experienced summer, and possibly spring.

[@francoparnetti]

I love summer! Now I know where im gonna live.

[@Xulerminecraft]

Franco Parnetti TRUST ME YOU'LL GET SO SICK OF THIS SHIT

[@tanhsawjiun9305]

darklorel matt deat Dont forget Malaysia.4 seasons ,Hot,Super hot,Rain and Heavy rain

[@Thunderbird597]

See you guys again in august

[@pizzatime4700]

Thunderbird227 *july*

[@kianassary2149]

*august*

[@4ia15_leonarduspascalbagus5]

Thunderbird227 at least it worth waiting for

[@andreasisme]

He is streaming, right?

[@Arte550]

2018

[@KanjiiTTV]

_Aamir... Your language!_

[@QixTheDS]

BlazeBrian 4532 guess we know Cyanide’s name now

[@NorwayVFX]

It's been known for a while, I think his GF yells his name in the background in one of the old DayZ videos actually.

[@NorwayVFX]

At 5:27 in DayZ part 3 to be exact

[@fruitella196]

420 like!

[@mattygee6852]

How do you do italics

[@sanstheskeleton485]

*Is everybody Lara croft here oh wait... There's Ezio*

[@cz1822]

The one Chemo Croft in the middle there

[@Kwasmo]

Where is ezio??

[@dr.bright6272]

Ezio Croft

[@anthony.esper21]

Who expected Soviet to actually take damage on the jump?

[@ollienix3285]

Anthony Esper I did

[@Fanthomas1742]

That would have been brilliant haha

[@kamo652]

Technically he wasnt high enough to take fall damage

[@NotTarget]

He did later when he ran off a cliff going for a drop. He nearly died but didn't notice. He got shot immediately afterwards.

[@Cygnus0lor]

Anthony Esper your mom

[@jester2688]

OMG NEW SHIT FROM WOMBLE *THROWS GIRLFRIEND AWAY*

[@hxzevevo]

Pixel Spray *throws imaginary girlfriend away*

[@MeGaHunterLPx]

*Catches the girlfriend of Pixel Spray* thank you :p

[@neverbecameaking1931]

"why is everybody kara kroft no wait there's​ ezio down there" lol

[@AidanROTF]

Pixel Spray well shit I read it as "New shirt" and got all excited

[@Toasterloaf]

Can I have her?

[@krishacz]

"That is not becoming a thing" -Womble, 2017 "Nobody Enjoys Soviet Womble" -Nerdcubed, 2017

[@june_could]

YESSSSS

[@MON3YM4N]

Krisha Actually I went to this video because of NerdCubed

[@jakubblaha4904]

link? :D

[@MON3YM4N]

Jakub Bláha nerdcubed 3 free games video

[@connormcleod998]

MON3Y M4N which one?

[@MrSamsonite23]

omg, that whole back and forth about the fall damage just got me. Y'all might as well be siblings.

[@ali3nmetaphor66]

"I'm being hunted by all the shots I've missed " Dead*

[@hansesa4586]

haunted*

[@tacoman3171]

Hans Esa no man its huted

[@hansesa4586]

+Taco Man Rude.

[@tacoman3171]

Hans Esa bitch what?

[@888murasame]

THAT

[@My_Failed_Career]

So my video glitches out and it said “So I was banging my ex” And then cut ahead a minute or two and then proceeded to have Womble shout “RAMMING SPEED”

[@Retr-xk7xm]

TheDarkRaven 53 I’m pretty his ex heard that while in bed and was like I’m so done with this

[@briansantos5806]

Ah yes, the power of King Crimson

[@crawlingboy]

@@briansantos5806 KINGU CRIMSON NO NORYOUKO

[@lbot6366]

Ich liebe Hähnchenflügel. Germany is proud, Cy.

[@ragnell18]

His german was pretty decent.

[@legit1893]

And the pronounciation was very good, too.

[@andrewmassie2874]

Ooh ja

[@fatman9644]

Bekommst kein abo von mir.

[@GamingGelehrterShorts]

ja

[@matthewsendiong875]

9:42 *Imagine being all serious and near raging mode then you use your scope on a bridge just to see 3 guys jumping on a car for no damn reason

[@sliceofbread3829]

video starts... this weird stuff happening again _perfect_ video will be enjoyable

[@melangalade]

AMIR ... LANGUAGE!

[@augustsunshine2860]

Galade Melan Died at that part 😂

[@larry5289]

Cheyenne Holmes the iamaleafonthewind killed me 😂😂😂😂. Was straight up rolling

[@jeremyk7210]

Quality over Quantity

[@thefrub]

You could pay Womble $85,000 on his patreon, he still only uploads every two months

[@Seecret]

Son of a Diddly ever realized that he streams twitch full time?

[@lorgpanther8920]

Hehe, Tity

[@top5bruhmoments32]

Been a long time since this video has been released, but I have unironically been using Nobody Enjoys Soviet Womble to figure out figure out directions using a compass.

[@JonatasAdoM]

I just remember the east is always with the right arm.

[@Sotyka94]

"Nobody Enjoys Soviet Womble" Finally, i can remember it!

[@MICKYD2296]

This is gunna be a thing!

[@darthkote1744]

Sotyka94 I remember Never Eat Soggy Waffles.

[@sued_]

Sotyka még emlékszem a tekkit sorozatra IceBlueBirddel

[@lassehansen9987]

i know how much you went though to get the letters to fall with the fence, and i just want to say: i appreciate it!

[@balognerjohnerjohnson6258]

Lasse Hansen waht part of the vid again?

[@som3on33ls3]

gotSaws? 1:22

[@balognerjohnerjohnson6258]

Something Else thank you

[@Hekaro]

I rewatched that part, it was too epic.

[@dragontyron]

I had to rewatch holy shit the _editing_

[@dallywoop6361]

of course Soviet lives in Brighton, it is the gay capital of Britain

[@shadowfox997]

Jordan Olsen Nice Stark Jegan

[@dallywoop6361]

Thanks, you a unicorn fan?

[@shadowfox997]

Jordan Olsen I'm a fan of all Gundam

[@dallywoop6361]

Good to hear

[@shatterfox5198]

But Brighton is in Australia. Wut.

[@angelmaxxx]

1:31 Three years later, Soviet has 3,000 more viewers. And Cyanide still doesn't have a youtube channel.

[@tybronx2446]

Wait he does tho : kzbin.info/door/uHQqPko8f0lZtc8D2Z7BoA

[@E_E69]

Cyanideplaysgames

[@Teamrat]

8:43 I swear to god if you jump I'm unsubscribing.

[@Teamrat]

(Sigh) dammit.

[@PabloNavarrete5780]

Teamrat I am genuinely curious

[@Teamrat]

He did not "fall" for a lie so no, I did not unsubscribe.

[@ryanrising2237]

Teamrat, you're a worse liar than Cyanide at any moment other than that scene.

[@dgeFPS]

Teamrat he didn't jump, he walked

[@ON1C]

Did I just hear frankie?

[@HMSHOOD1920]

ONIC yeah.

[@veinsx]

I could swear I've heard JackFrags too... Nah... Cant be xD

[@ON1C]

What ever happened to the two of them? They were such good m8s once upon a time.

[@vevist2737]

He has disappeared for five months.no update.

[@biglad2889]

ONIC woah new video

[@tntguardian6455]

8:59 I wonder if Cyanide's heard of the story: The boy who cried wolf?

[@VivekYadav-ds8oz]

A slightly modified version of it is very popular is India. So I definitely think yes.

[@tejaswipradhan558]

@@VivekYadav-ds8oz was Cy born in India though? The way pronounces some words makes me think otherwise. Like punjab(in a gtav video). Or it might just be him doing an accent

[@kejserrige]

@@tejaswipradhan558 hes got a sort of British accent, so hes probably from the UK. Indian immigrants tend to have *that* accent lol

[@kdsfhkljfnsdfo1323]

@@kejserrige He lives (or lived) in Singapore, maybe he got his British accent from hearing his friends

[@zero_s]

He probably was born at Britain and then moved to Singapore, Idk why but I see a lot of Indian people that actually born at Britain

[@sofruitie3449]

“Giving him a lift because he has more subs than you” You know, this didn’t age well.

[@MemeMan42069]

Soviet may have less subs but he at least gets full sub viewership :P

[@jenbak2]

Even more than that actually

[@darthpanda3654]

Yeah because he only puts out one video a fucking month so we have to rewatch the same video mulitiple times

[@anokat]

I can't tell who is who anyways, but all I know is they are fucking hilarious.

[@ironhawk175]

see you guys in 2 months time

[@aaronsmedley4263]

Lord Ironhawk i found you!!!!! omg!!!

[@Luna-hr7fp]

quality over quantity

[@yuzuhibiki]

Luna i want both quality and quantity

[@firelateg6007]

Lord Ironhawk ya lmao

[@hieuphungminh6690]

How hard is it to do that ? i just have no idea :P

[@NieColall]

3:17 Animated texts like these are why you make the best gaming videos.

[@SwedishMindwacker]

And 1:22

[@liasprings6502]

TS1de Official Considering that he does it Frame-by-Frame with a minimum of 60 FPS it's quite impressive

[@braedenstumm4375]

TS1de Official exactly. Womble puts a lot of time into his videos. That's why they are the best

[@ResontCoerdringerMax]

As far as I'm concerned, he does not do it frame by frame. He explained it some time ago, under somebody's video, but recently I couldn't find it so i guess he deleted it. Anyway, he said that he uses motion track in Adobe After Effect, and then I think he attaches a text to the marked point, so it follows given target. However, if you speak about the... Okay, well now I realised that text when Cyanide dropped his food, were actually animated frame by frame... Well, nevermind...

[@akasha3561]

NieCola look at 0:32 as well

[@ricacachu9874]

When Cyanide said “Hey Siri” mine reacted.

[@fausto123]

Did you watched the video on your iPhone or was close enough of your PC to get the phrase?

[@DrewSavo]

So did mine, and it was charging in the next room

[@TheyCallMeConor]

reported for team killing

[@TheyCallMeConor]

seriously, do you really think i reported him?

[@songbot8130]

You made a joke... he made one back... and you get offended?

[@songbot8130]

XteamPanda Shhhhh, i dont wanna go to work today.

[@bionic1matt]

Adolf Hitler Making a joke is very different than calling someone a useless human

[@thestupendousparrot6061]

And you're arguing this to someone who has chosen to name themselves after Hitler because.....???????

[@b_i_g_b_e_n]

#HelpWombleReachThreePointFiveMillionSubsToGetARideWithCyanide

[@b_i_g_b_e_n]

#WombleMightStillBeAFaggot~♪♪♪

[@ilikemusic2773]

The Chemo Croft got me... I'll meet you guys in hell..

[@alexfelton5299]

....aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--- thud. "Sorry about that. Is this hell?"

[@harrrieee]

NextGen Rager I'm already in hell

[@MrJFG789]

Right... What the hell kind of name is Soap, eh? How'd a muppet like you pass Selection?

[@airsoft9077]

NextGen Rager yep

[@ashtonvigneault8803]

NextGen Rager I

[@johvbac4169]

Cyanide saying "bitch" at 6:32 is incredible and I love it!

[@dfgdfg_]

no one's going to comment on those amazing psych taxi letters? :O

[@chellejohnson9789]

BETAzypzaex By three hours

[@Tenokoi]

BETAzypzaex

[@jawst1n175]

I want to know what editing software he uses

[@thiefrules]

+J Healey he used Vegas for his older videos but he's switched to Premiere IIRC

[@jawst1n175]

thiefrules thanks m8

[@Bum_Gravy]

Thanks for the subtitles,really helps us deaf people!!!

[@ianswindell9160]

+Fabián Jopia Troncoso The subtitles help deaf people.

[@thebigpaff]

and the subtitles help non English speaker to understand better what they say too

[@abelcheng2073]

Ryan The subtitles also enhance the experience

[@alanfooy1580]

what if your blind and deaf and a jew

[@SalahEddineH]

Abdel Cheng True that! They help you focus on what Soviet really wants you to see, and he does subtle tricks with the text that are seriously amazing. (flying "pew pew" for shots, to know where they're coming from, he even sometimes puts health bars INSIDE the coloring of the player's names (in a CS:GO Bullshittery if I remember)). Pretty cool shit, and when you pay attention to it, you realize that's quite a lot of work!

[@stoneystark8338]

6:27 top ten anime betrayls

[@social4254]

JoffTheBeast I

[@superberend]

kinda scuffed how the party name tag stays for a standing position, so you cant see it if you look at a downed person l ike that XD

[@Livius_42]

lol the best hahaha

[@miksuko]

RIP English

[@benjiboi1633]

1:28 this isn’t true anymore ;) soviet has 59k more subs than Frankie :))) How’s that Cyanide *self-five* :)

[@joshuaellery6167]

Sneaky Master wow. Passing a channel that stopped uploading two years ago.

[@alfiecox1183]

joshua ellery alright calm down

[@qopvr2501]

@Joshua ellery even if he did upload he still would have lost because he was shown cheating in a csgo match.

[@demsochimbo5383]

@@qopvr2501 he wasn't cheating in a match he was bhopping by himself

[@AtotehZ]

@@qopvr2501 Wow, this is just plain incorrect. Frankie is a cool dude, why would you try to drag his name through the mud?

[@kolgang02]

WHEN CYANIDE SAID HEY SIRI IT ACTIVATED ON MY PHONE WTF

[@antonymartinez1921]

Kol Gang Yea fr me tooo

[@MikMIikEN]

SAME HERE OMFG HAHHAHA

[@rin_3755]

Same

[@Wendifur]

Either you all are lying out of your asses or you need to set Siri up then, she's only suppose to activate to your voice.

[@quintenkusters3402]

Kol Gang same bro

[@grimm_plush]

"This is not becoming a thing" Check Nerdcubed's latest video.

[@JosephHacherl]

huffpuff1337 exactly why I just came back to this video

[@azamizell9107]

What is the video called?

[@theXEN0KID]

Azami Zell i second this, what is it called?

[@phil4087]

Video name?

[@nerd7967]

L

[@bokunokintama5523]

Well now I know where Frankie has been for the last few months. No wonder he never uploads, he's busy muckin about with Womblat.

[@Nomicakes]

Now we just have to hope that Frankie doesn't end up in charge of anything, or it's gonna be scripted engagements and script abuse everywhere. I don't wanna see Soviet go down Frankie's road of mediocrity.

[@holger5478]

Every movie is scripted, Almost every video is scripted, And you're complaining about frankie that makes quality content?

[@bokunokintama5523]

lol it is a joke. Obviously I'm a fan if I know he hardly ever uploads anymore. If I didn't love his content, I wouldn't want more lol..

[@holger5478]

Talking to Nomi

[@Melancellf]

the first few seconds are scripted to show something that would be impossible otherwise but the rest of the video isn't

[@charlesdoeseverything9716]

1:52 "I love Chicken Wings" Man I love the German language

[@MrKillerwolf1999]

"Chemo Croft" I'm dying xD 0:34

[@ollie1154]

JoeDaHoe yes so is she

[@MrKillerwolf1999]

hahaha xD thats amazing

[@skoshi_tempest]

Lord Ollie - GG

[@theshooterflynn]

Lord Ollie - HAHAHAH

[@sorcus2144]

Chemo Croft was too much for me 😂😂😂

[@SolnoxSouls]

Sorcus don't forget ezio

[@erichdinglefritz2560]

"Finding Chemo"

[@jundiurpo]

"our PUGB games" PlayerUnknown's GattleBrounds?

[@torn223ayyyye]

our pube games

[@TheJimStannum]

PlayerUknown's Great Britain It's actually in the Tory Manifesto :P

[@muayanfrost]

Came back from the Rocket League vid for 3:20

[@michaelkurniawan4629]

Same

[@athonkinguser6700]

I don’t get it sorry

[@Neo2266.]

*WOMBLE IS A FA...ntastic person and a funny guy*

[@Count_Gustav]

Is a Fa....ssive Maggot

[@wobblesman4316]

Giostino Corbo A giant one too

[@commandidiot1033]

Yes I agree with you He is a funny gay.

[@ihatelimabeans820]

K Bates we rndndndndndbfbfnfnfnfbfb fb fb fat fb ffbfbfdbfb fb friends fbfbf bfbdf I've fvfvfvfbfbfvfbfbbfbgbfbfbbbfbfbtbhfhrhrhrfvhhrehdhhHehhahwhshwhwnccnfndndhdhbdbfjrhdyuuyyuyyyyyyyhghndndndndndbddbdbdbfbfbfbfvdvdvevdbddfgrgrgrgrvr got vrrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvrvvrgrgggrgrvrgrvrvj3j4jrjrrhjfruudfjjffifijddjndndnd xnejjdejejuswuusuusi3

[@pitig1970]

he is a Fanny bandit

[@roycho4657]

This got me: “I’m Coming To Brighton And I’m Going To Skin You Alive”

[@crownwinters5759]

6:50

[@igneous061]

......shhhhh

[@honorguard88]

"Are you saying no because I'm brown?" Dead

[@newsreportee9797]

9:15 Bridges like this have always been a problem for streamers.

[@morfinny94]

Solid work, Soviet. It's fascinating to see your editing skills evolve with each video. The first DayZ bullshittery and this one are miles apart in terms of quality. Keep up the good work and see you on the stream! P.S. - If you play the video at half speed it sounds like Soviet and everyone else is drunk as fuck.

[@sshyke]

lol all he does is putting text over boring as vids

[@sshyke]

says the guy with the most generic twelve year old name and a profile pic that can be found with one fucking google search

[@sshyke]

KingCobra !!!! please learn more english before you open your mouth ( Figuratively speaking)

[@oxydo9936]

It makes me laugh when a cocky guy tells someone to go learn english and makes a typo in the process. Priceless.

[@sshyke]

typo

[@norm8542]

did anyone see bald lara croft called chemo croft at 0:35

[@espressodepresso8294]

LMAOOOO

[@xXSinForLifeXx]

Lol can't believe he missed that

[@CubeDaWoop]

Soviet is the one who made the texts dumbass lol

[@cool2467385]

AznKILLER -_-

[@fpsmedia5759]

The bald lara croft is called chemo croft hahaha

[@FunkyCryptid]

2:11 "Don't just drive off, Hammond! Hammond!! Hammond!!"

[@nightwalker7212]

Lesson learned Trust cyanide sometimes

[@quintoncraig9299]

Still don't trust cyanide.

[@zeronothinghere9334]

Nope. Fall damage was there, but the height was too small for him to take damage

[@quintoncraig9299]

+Zeronothinghere So fall damage in this game is all or nothing? (Instant death or no damage.)

[@froman217]

Quinton Craig no. That was just one large story. It takes a 3 story drop to take about 15-20% damage

[@Fraggr92]

Nope. Anyone who trusts Cyanide will one day have a giant prompt of text appear above them saying *fucked* or *shagged* . It's inevitable. No thank you.

[@davecrupel2817]

_________Nobody Womble__________Enjoys __________Soviet

[@jaejinplaysgames3839]

Daniel Cannata nobody womble enjoys soviet?

[@rioluplaylist5963]

*Claps*

[@justaperson7021]

@@jaejinplaysgames3839 No its in compass layout with North at the top south at the bottom ect

[@syrupthedragon6336]

Kilo Juan Juan that's how I read it too lol

[@alexanderward239]

I thought it was a fill in the blank at first, ffs

[@Devo2397]

"LlamaLeafOnTheWind" will be my username in all games from now on.

[@FlameableMusic]

I didn't get the joke =o? care to explain?

[@Devo2397]

FlameableMusic Womble missread the username "Iamaleafonthewind" as "Llamaleafonthewind". I thought that Llamaleafonthewind sounded like a good username.

[@Tarv1]

watch the tv show Firefly then the movie Serenity

[@Devo2397]

Travis Tierney Oh trust me, I have. Many times. In fact, I have a strangely appropriate and completely inappropriate joke. How do Reavers clean their spears? They run them through the Wash.

[@TheEmolano]

8:47 I'm sure he was lying but he din't fall from a heigth tall enougth to get damage

[@FR_three_Q]

Who needs porn when you have Womble's videos...

[@flower6462]

yup true dat

[@thesaltycrusader]

well there's Nep's "stretching", so...

[@FR_three_Q]

Random_Account as a female, I can confirm we do make noises when we stretch... But Nep... Well she's different.

[@thesaltycrusader]

Frequency_exe understandable, have a great day (no srsly humble respects)

[@Falter007]

I get a boner whenever I laugh or get excited , so yeah who needs porn?

[@jedpeg_6412]

Cyanide German translation: I love chicken wings.

[@michaelcunningham6457]

W15S-Ky fik

[@joshuanorman2]

He said it in the video too

[@jedpeg_6412]

He said about ordering chicken wings. Not loving them. Ordering them would be Ich werde eine Schachtel Hühnerflügel haben - I will have a box of chicken wings.

[@eltratzodelosintenetzos2045]

well he said "I said "I love chickenwings"" at 1:57. (that part of his had no subtitles though)

[@TheSpeedywarmup]

W15S-Ky Nobody says "ich werde haben" :D "ich hätte gerne Hähnchenflügel" = "i would Like to have Chicken wings"

[@Tinkuwu]

Oh hey, I'm in this video at 4:07

[@Ligaya24]

Tink congratulations

[@Tinkuwu]

Thanks m8

[@TheRPGesus]

me too brudda at the exact same time :P

[@TheRPGesus]

Kasrkinn yes, we got it

[@Tinkuwu]

That was the joke.

[@TKVirusman]

I know this video is three years old but as someone who still watches all of them repeatedly I would like to make a massive shout-out to Soviets insane editing. He really is a KZbin phenomenon ;) and doesn't get the credit he deserves behind the scenes

[@SamSto]

*N* obody *E* njoys *S* oviet *W* omble

[@thaihoangcfc]

said no one ever

[@hunter120hello]

"No, that's not becoming a thing. That is absolutely not becoming a thing" -SovietWomble

[@SamSto]

Red-Fang ikr

[@tawoorie]

*SARCASM*

[@Tothro]

SO it became a thing.

[@SakshamThukral]

*SovietWomble's editing level :- GOD* bless me with your skills, sir Womble.

[@Crankulite]

They did implement fall damage you just can't take damage from how high you were

[@dragutintheslav-veliki790]

lol cyanide must've been thinking to himself: "well, shit, my lie is not a lie" XD

[@nihleenzul2158]

This part is from the beta (Up left, "BetaCyanide") So probably no damage at this time, I took damage from the second floor of a building once

[@vm_duc]

Unreal Warrior so Cyanide was a fucking liar after all.

[@dannybertolino9630]

Captain Blue Should of seen it coming

[@Zeus9920]

Unreal Warrior it said closed beta at the bottom so maybe it wasnt implemented then

[@red_mp3]

Is it sad i still use the cyanide compass method by using nobody enjoys soviet womble to this day? Im fucking 18 years old

[@Flowntu]

I just binge-watched soviet wobble playing alien isolation. I felt incredibly sad for soviet womble in the end :(

[@Flowntu]

whoops, auto correct, meant soviet womble

[@cannella2494]

flowntu soviet wobble lul

[@SakshamThukral]

*Dammn, my next 10 minutes and 11 seconds are gonna be filled with the awesomeness of SovietWomble and Cyanide.* :D

[@jagannathbarman6712]

Saksham Ak47 Oh you like Soviet too? Just like Matt?

[@kingtoe-lok9760]

Saksham Ak47 aaannnnnnddddd it's gone

[@7OwlsWithALaptop]

Saksham Ak47 You mean stupidity?

[@SakshamThukral]

Jagannath Barman Yeah bro. Damn we meet again. xD dude I'm telling you we have alot of similarities. It's the 3rd time we're randomly meeting on KZbin lol. Unbelievable.

[@jagannathbarman6712]

Saksham Ak47 We are gun buddies. 😜😜😜 Ok dude I am checking you out

[@specledseverapod7926]

1:35 how the turns have tabled

[@joshuayip9369]

See you guys in a month :'(

[@manolochamps712]

more like a 40 days

[@exc2089]

more like in a year

[@dash_vet]

maybe sooner, Womble said in yesterdays stream that he has an unfinished one which is only missing the visual part. So we might get another video this month.

[@charlesthehandsomeandbrave2956]

Bye!

[@nathancardon233]

More like 60 days

[@Itermago]

"like a glove"

[@dovo8075]

Got to love the Ace Ventura reference

[@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer]

Great movie

[@mariusstreicher7614]

It's a Mango! I love it

[@anonymouse9013]

Aaaaaaa now we know the real cyanide name is Aamir hahaha

[@soham6649]

anony mous we knew that since the DayZ era

[@OracleGrouse]

Soham Sarfare I didn't know that

[@WolfieMei]

anony mous so this is what he is doing after leaving college humor

[@Damarcos29]

also, his girlfriend called him that in one of the videos at one point.

[@ernesik4636]

during the episodes of cs:go her girlfriend called him by his name, that's how I knew.

[@MrCheesyBaconBits]

4:58 That is such a witty line.

[@shadowthane3330]

My town is currently on fire. But SovietWomble just uploaded so...

[@derekxiii6155]

Shadowthane -insert meme about the house being on fire and youre sipping tea, whilst saying "This is fine"-

[@IlGriMReaPeRzz]

Shadowthane Wow, so is your profile picture. I didn't know fire worked like that.