Random Onward Bullshittery

Edited highlights from some live-stream moments on the VR shooter "Onward".
All ZF Twitch channels - / zfclan
My personal one - / sovietwomble​

[@inapants52]

Imagine hearing the joyful homicidal laughter of someone yelling “he fell for it” irl. Instant PTSD

[@danielfarfudinov3193]

I'd just go home if I was the third guy

[@bananarama3624]

Reminds me of watching a war clip in Afghanistan where they dressed dummy on the end of a long pole to mess with a sniper. They would peak him over the side of the building and you would hear multiple cracks of a sniper being shot then they'd bring it back in and the guys would laugh at it. I found it on reddit and it was pretty entertaining

[@theblank-cc9fu]

@@bananarama3624 can you link it?

[@odysmar619]

@@theblank-cc9fu kzbin.info/www/bejne/i3uTiaZun62LaqM Pretty sure this is the same video, even though it says syria

[@imhulki463]

Especially after seeing two of your friends dying.

[@grxveyard5304]

the laser sight move in the 3v3 was literally the most genius move i've ever seen done in a game like this, i wish other FPS games allowed us to do stuff like that

[@skyviper4783]

Thats something you would see in a god damn movie

[@Phrew]

I'm pretty sure it's possible to do that in Tarkov. I've seen people drop a bunch of pistols with turned on flashlights on the ground and other surfaces to confuse and blind enemies.

[@EGPuiu]

@@Phrew Yeah, tarkov allows these kinds of plays because lasers and flashlights stay turned on on guns at all times. There are corridors in certain buildings being fought like that. Also the use of thermal with a smoke nade is another useful tactic in tarkov

[@bloodprince9779]

Honestly too bad we couldnt hear reactions for it from the opponents or his team

[@Voron_Aggrav]

@@EGPuiu depends, if the smoke is phosphor that should block Thermal due to the heat reaction

[@daslynnter9841]

12:55 imagine training your whole adult life in spec ops life then dying to an english guy who just yells surprise, he fell for it! and laughs manically in the distance as you bleed out

[@Daioblis]

And also as HE bleeds out right after your teammate shot him.

[@redeye4516]

That's just Agincourt isn't it?

[@charlieverrall4436]

@@redeye4516 I can't express how much I love this comment

[@jacobllamas8864]

Fueled by PTSD

[@oldtimer4791]

I did the same but tea bagged all of them while tasering the last guy in the nuts, I borrowed the a pistol from one of my teammates who then blew up their corpses with c4

[@YourBestFriendreally]

I love that ending, can easily imagine a heavily wounded soviet limping away after scoring two cheeky kills, giggling himself to sleep as he bleeds out 20 feet away.

[@mindsandmirrors5106]

While morbid, I quite enjoy this visual.

[@toasterkolin9951]

@@mindsandmirrors5106 Least morbid Soviet death tbh.

[@nikolalogina6303]

you dare give me fic ideas!!?

[@Professional_Rookie]

Are we all choosing to just ignore womble throwing an unlit molotov at the enemy, assuming it would just magically ignite?

[@_stxlas]

lmao i didnt even realize

[@Professional_Rookie]

Holy shit i got a heart react from womble. Im so happy i could light a molotov

[@nintendoborn]

@@Professional_Rookie I noticed and I expected someone to have commented on it

[@oldfrend]

eh he had a 50/50 chance of it working cuz game mechanics be stupid like that sometimes.

[@hafizuprojikmajujaya4714]

Yes....but i was wondering if he need to lit it first in the game

[@n1cocraft988]

That lasersight distraction play at the end is actually brilliant😂

[@wackysparrow1768]

I really hope the enemies could hear his hysterical lagh as he ran off.

[@Mis7erSeven]

It looks so amazing because you can never do that in other shooter games.

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

pro strat right there

[@PornopietistgeilimBe]

I think that might the smartest play Soviet ever did.

[@seanayres5]

This is the beauty of VR. No other type of game lets you do something like that.

[@azurebalmung4520]

"I've assumed grenades bounce" That's just womble's luck - he FINALLY learns a thing about 'nades and they change the rules on him

[@Venompool-ms8lm]

Hé was also throwing it at a wall facing him so it would still bounce back at him

[@UnasGamingChannel]

0:32 makes me laugh everytime. "No. No no no" *Single ominous gunshot from execution*

[@alexcarter3412]

Ww1 officer ASMR

[@user-zz9mc3ym5d]

​@@alexcarter3412"he's yellow!" - Sergeant Ripper

[@IversonPaul-lh6ys]

​@@user-zz9mc3ym5d I loved that episode of tales of the crypt

[@sirtheopolis5085]

I was completely shocked at womble showing he had more than one brain cell when he made that laser pointer play

[@Serenity-ul2pl]

the second brain cell got him to #11 on trending

[@NickDaGamer1998]

@@Serenity-ul2pl #8 now

[@kristinnmar8415]

@@Serenity-ul2pl 6# now

[@bananarama3624]

Hilariously this is exactly what I expected of him, just that it would somehow backfire

[@Maskami]

yeah that was fucking incredible

[@load_out]

That last play has to be the smartest Womble has ever been

[@scout360pyroz]

I mean the entire group is actually really experienced in coming up with and executing tactics... they just give zero fucks lmao

[@load_out]

@@scout360pyroz I was gonna say they have their moments of being smart but they also have their moments of let’s say…..being Cyanaide

[@dionjaywoollaston1349]

@@load_out that really needs to be a meme, being a cyanide

[@load_out]

@@dionjaywoollaston1349 *munching noises intensifies*

[@scout360pyroz]

@@load_out I believe it was cyanide who came up with the genius culling strategy of outhealing the gas. Never forget that it was Cyanide who knifed NBK lol.

[@michaelbaker1508]

The sheer joy. "He fell for it. He fucking fell for it." He was so proud of himself.

[@coreyschultz7245]

Womble casually humming to himself as he pulls out a gun and shoots himself is something with which I vibe very much.

[@tybronx2446]

Ah... you okay man??

[@MarkJones-by6xv]

It be like that sometimes

[@oktayyildirim2911]

5:18

[@suppar8066]

I like your german grammar while writing english :D ei fiel ju

[@535phobos]

@@suppar8066 I really hope you dont speak german, cause that is not a german sentence structure.

[@trapbuilder2283]

The laser play was brilliant, imagine how disappointing it would have been if they just threw a nade down there though

[@codesimpson6010]

'All warfare is based on deception'. -Sun Wukong

[@dudewheresmycar4203]

@@codesimpson6010 'All warfare is based...' - Sunny D

[@dudewheresmycar4203]

@Fiqih Wanita B O T D E T E C T E D !

[@infantiltinferno]

@@codesimpson6010 I read that as "All welfare is based on deception". Time to go to bed, me thinks.

[@alexsis1778]

That was honestly what i was expecting. I was like he's way too close to that corner and is just gonna die when they toss a nade down there

[@yakee321123]

That ending was genius! I've missed these absolute madmen.

[@abramrexjoaquin7513]

Bruh! I did that same tactic in airsoft. Fuckin' worked like a charm. Dark room cqb, flashlight on. Solo flanking defence. Killed 4 out of 10. Cheeky buggers flanking our spawn.

[@dragex6582]

Considering he got 2 of the three AND lived to withdraw? Yep.

[@WikterRor2807]

@@abramrexjoaquin7513 good af

[@gaiuscaesar3841]

Imagine seeing two of your friends get slaughtered in front of you and the culprit just runs away while his giggling echos through the metro station.

[@Zack_Zander]

@@dragex6582 The one must be panicking . Plus, I don't think that one knew that red dot was fake since the one who saw it instantly died.

[@terracraft4615]

12:43, the day the ZF starts playing seriously, we are doomed

[@noahpaquet8357]

It's actually a brilliant tactic 😂

[@jelleluyten5017]

4:00 is peak ZF, the kind of bungled actions you expect in a comedy or satire. Shoot at enemy soldiers then gather around to discuss what is and isn't a suppressor without relocating or confirming kills.

[@smugly6793]

It’s great that Soviet’s reaction every time he’s given a gun is to aim it at himself or his teammates. Just instinct

[@Jeragon186]

Is #77 Valteri Bottas says, “Traditions.”

[@LordSerion]

He just casually offed himself after shooting his teammate in cold blood...

[@Sp4rt4nSl4ya]

And he mocks American gun owners

[@domesticatedpanda]

He knows where the real threat is

[@stormrunner4081]

It’s not zf playing if there isn’t at least one friendly fire death

[@stickways]

The ending was possibly the highest level of intelligence I’ve ever seen a ZF clan member exhibit

[@xalrin4539]

I think soviet used the ZF braincell for the year, unfortunate tidings for the next videos

[@vonnicktv2780]

That's not really saying much... But I agree that that play was amazing!

[@Spark412]

@@xalrin4539 Bold of you to assume we'll get another video in 2021

[@TheSlamburger]

Possibly!?

[@xtzyshuadog]

*You telling me the time they took a shot after every death in CS:GO wasn't peak intelligence for them?*

[@callumjennings6336]

9:11 That was the most Xcom moment I've seen outside of Xcom.

[@tomoyukisaito5275]

I fucken vibe with this

[@nullhazard7569]

The guy wasn't named Squadwipe, though.

[@ghazghkullthraka9714]

‘Oh, we got crayons!’ It is a game about the marines, those are probably dinner

[@rafaelpurnama1987]

i love how zf's grenade throwing skill has only worsened over the last several years to the point that the grenades themselves _reject_ being held in the hands of zf members and simply fling themselves away from the clutches of its user

[@suppar8066]

Since they mastered voodoo they dont need any grenades anymore :D (one of the vietnam bullshitteries contained a "how voodoo works" scene

[@Alpha.Phenix]

...And then he pulls a frag out of a drum mag.

[@S0dapop583]

Nobody tell ZF about explosive ammunition.

[@devolo5947]

@@S0dapop583 im hearing 9 doomsday round

[@whatareyoudoingyouidiot342]

"How do grenades work?" "You're asking the WRONG FUCKING CLAN.."

[@graysonbauer7981]

Ok but seriously, that ending with the laser sight pistol was actually a brilliant move. See, I knew Womble could strategize.

[@greatlegacyoftanks5511]

See, he winged it

[@golirasmonk]

Whenever he's with the rest of the ZF clan The average brain cells of the group go up a little bit

[@justinblin]

Even a broken clock is right twice a day

[@michaelarview]

@@justinblin but what if the hands on the clock were going backwards.

[@San-nj8fj]

@@michaelarview it would still occasionally sync up with the actual time

[@CSGhostAnimation]

Yooo that laser move is totally from the movie Kickass when Hit Girl took off her flash light.

[@Pointillax]

Why did I read "fleshlight" ? I have a problem

[@shradgamer8116]

Yo when new video Comin bro?

[@sadarka1]

@@Pointillax i also did

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

@@Pointillax wanna buy one? I can get one very cheap, it's pretty much new as well.

[@TheSquidNinja]

Or Netflix's Punisher

[@stevenoneil8563]

That play with the laser sight.... god just the fact that you can DO that is absolutely nuts.

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

OK, no joke, that end play with the laser sight was badass.

[@darkhorseman90]

That was some Jason Borne shit right there

[@kenough90]

Pro gamer move

[@carljohngallardo8133]

until he yelled you fell for it and starting giggling like a girl AHAHAHA

[@stspy212]

Soviet is the living embodiment of the Idiot Savant, which makes him really quite dangerous. 95% of the time he's training us to expect incompetence, but then 5% of the time he hits us like a goddamned tactical freight train.

[@XxIPHANTOMZxX]

Imagine, the last thing you ever hear/see after being shot is some guy running away laughing and shouting he fell for it

[@rizaiqifa1238]

We will knew it was womble

[@becausereasons8507]

I'm admiring the tactical thinking of that stealthy move there. That's something I would expect actual military units to be train in and be trained to be aware of.

[@viggo1149]

Technically yeah, but I don't see actual military units using lasers when holding points in any case, and thus I don't really see a militaty unit falling for that trap.

[@zirconis5411]

@@viggo1149 Plus I can't imagine you'd want to give away your position like that regardless of if you're on the other side.

[@hafor2846]

Nah, we definitely got training in stuff like that. How to smoke a cigarette without the burning dot showing up on NVGs, or like here, how to hide the laser from your own weapons. But obviously that's just general stealthyness. Not this particular trap.

[@filmandfirearms]

A guy I knew who was in the navy pulled something similar in a boarding drill, rolling a flashlight across the floor of a dark room, then shooting the attacking team in the back as they turned to see where the light was coming from

[@tfw8738]

if they were going to do that, they would've thrown a flashbang and them cleared. he would still gotten hit by the flash

[@TheDakkaman]

0:41 All the other moments mentioned are great, but that little defeated "Aw" when he realizes he's about to go blind is just so perfectly tuned for maximum "this might as well happen" energy.

[@redshepardgames]

That ending was pure genius, for someone so suicidal and homicidal its nice to see a brain cell once in a while!

[@baseballjustin5]

It was his time to use the brain cell. It's like the Fate Witches and the one eye ball lol

[@kimgamtanT]

@@baseballjustin5 EXACTLY

[@Lichor2369]

Yeah it was impressive, honestly made my mouth drop in amazement..

[@discordsmorgan2023]

"It's either madness or genius and I don't know which." - Literally ZF in a nutshell

[@kaelkirkby9191]

You’d be surprised how often those to coincide

[@shadowsnake5133]

@@kaelkirkby9191 and that's why I only learn fundamentals and wing it from there, works in most situations, and usually you'll create a style that works from there, one usually based on wild card bullshit if you're known for causing havoc, the best word in the dictionary besides chaos and fuck.

[@Bloke-98]

It's remarkable how often those two traits coincide

[@BigFingerRo]

It is well known that the only difference between bravery and stupidity is outcome.

[@TREX_04]

That last one is the definition of "No genius has ever existed without a touch of madness"

[@Deez____]

9:55 that slap got me XD

[@pokeprime94]

It’s perfectly done

[@habie147]

Tacticock... classic strategic planning tool. These guys are legit.

[@byronyao5748]

Bro how do you only have 6 likes and no replies

[@ethanguy7401]

I knew you'd watch Soviet for some reason lmao

[@agentwashington9911]

You should try to collab!

[@pieguy121]

That's the strat they used to get Bin Laden

[@teov3420]

Nice seeing you here!

[@hypzz_alpha]

Soviet at the end: “Sometimes my genius is… It’s almost frightening”

[@randomstranger_3]

Soviet after the plan is executed and is actually successful: *_evil laughing_* HE FELL FOR IT, HE FUCKING FELL FOR IT! *_more evil laughing_*

[@chrisbleurgh7425]

*ANGRY HANDBRAKE LOG NOISES*

[@nickjonathan4043]

9:38 it appears that you are left eye dominant, so it would be very difficult shooting a scoped rifle from the right handed position

[@unkennyvalley287]

Fk, i have the same situation and i didnt realise that. Its because of this i went to the air pistol instead of air rifle.

[@raccoonking7566]

Yeah, Womble seems to be cross-eye dominant. Pretty hard to fix that, you did have safari guns with weird crooked stocks for people who are cross-eye dominant.

[@whatareyoudoingyouidiot342]

It's doable, but it's a pain. Source: Right-handed, left-eye dominant. I shoot pistols cross-hand, I shoot rifles left-handed. Many rifles are useless to me because of it (like AK-pattern rifles and most bullpups)

[@michaelaeschbacher4648]

Never realized I was cross-dominant until I read this comment

[@capnkraken1514]

10:44 it would’ve been even better proof if Soviet missed that shot. More true to character.

[@ModernMyths]

Soviet "Oh! You can draw on the map?" Everyone watching automatically knew what they were about to see

[@rachael5099]

😎😏😏kzbin.info/www/bejne/jH2cpoqkhLp4sLs

[@holybalz]

I honestly thought there would be more swears, so I was impressed.

[@wolfen9113]

And he got dinkle to voice the serious part

[@Xitrial]

Give people a place to express themselves, and they will draw dicks

[@TheLaluciDaniel]

@@Xitrial ¬Socrates

[@jensreiberg8086]

I've gotten so accustomed to the ZF boys being what they are that the last play with the laserpointer completly blindsided me.

[@baldeaglenor7156]

I think it was all those thousands of hours on Arma that finally came down to this ultimate tactical move.

[@cthulhufhtagn7520]

I heard they're actually really good from people who've played Arma with them, womble just only leaves in the dumb shit

[@suppar8066]

@@cthulhufhtagn7520 yeah thats why its called bullshittery not awesomeclippery

[@cthulhufhtagn7520]

@@suppar8066 kick rocks

[@suppar8066]

@@cthulhufhtagn7520 i dont get what you mean(english isnt my first language so i dont know all proverbs/sayings) But i surely wont kick rocks, that would hurt my feet man

[@xtxownage]

12:34 I have never gone from disappointment to excitement so fast in my life.

[@primeerebus253]

The fact womble had that level of ingenious tactical aptitude for about 30 seconds terrifies all of us

[@connorjukes4327]

The only person to ever make me drop everything I'm doing and watch him

[@andrew33]

True

[@AxxLAfriku]

I have fewer than 1 friend in the World. That's right. Everybody disses me for making bad videos. I think they are perfect though. Who is right? My dissers or me? Which side are you on, dear conor

[@oskawurmli9600]

He is the messiah

[@jesseservin4012]

What about Nordern?

[@RicwiBanor]

Well its easy when he only calls for 10 minutes of your time every 3 months

[@hueghh3775]

Fun fact: In certain states, it's *perfectly legal* to own a tank with a few conditions. It has to be: - Entirely incapable of using its weapons - Known to exist by the National Guard and local police. You also can't drive it on most highways. Which means it's entirely possible that someone owned that tank in the suburbs.

[@Skorpychan]

Completely legal in the UK, but you need licenses for the tracks and the weight class to drive on the road. The machineguns are very illegal, but you can actually get a license for the main gun to be usable.

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

It also needs rubber treads so it doesn't tear up the road.

[@hardwirecars]

@@Skorpychan oh sure you can fire a god damn heatsabo but dont you dare get a machine gun im sorry this is the one time we get to make fun of yalls gun laws.

[@M4GG0TK1NG]

There's a place in Ohio iirc that you can pay to to drive the dude's tanks around and he'll set up cara for you to run over and shit to drive through etc.

[@moritamikamikara3879]

@@Skorpychan Why the fuck are you allowed a goddamn 120mm cannon but you're not allowed to have a bow outside of your own house.

[@Learn.The.Hardway]

10:55 Womble's little "Let's go." whisper, like he knows he's talking to a child-person. "It's okay buddy, let's finish this up so I can talk about it later"

[@dr.portal4557]

Imagine a universe where a special forces teams last video is released of their mission where they all died and its one going "do we have it out of our system now?" they all hold guns to each other. Suddenly one guns the other two down and takes his pistol. "goodbye sad little world" There would be so many conspiracy theories.

[@SovietWomble]

So can I just put out a BUYERS BEWARE notice on the VR shooter "Onward". Last year the game received a major patch to allow cross-play with some VR hardware that Facebook are working on. Which included some pretty significant graphical DOWNGRADES to the PC version. For the curious, there are side-by-side comparisons available on KZbin. I do not feel qualified to say whether this was good or bad for the game and can only vaguely speculate whether such moves are good or bad for VR in general. But I can unequivocally tell you that it enraged a lot of customers. Who saw a drastic change in graphical quality overnight. One only need browse the steam reviews from last year to see the extent of the anger. I need to warn my viewers that the game probably does NOT look like the above video anymore. This isn't representative of what came after version 1.8. Please seek other videos before making any purchasing decisions. Thank you.

[@dolgolae]

Thanks for the warning

[@trevorcordell7336]

Ahhhh

[@OrificeHorus]

Cheers, man. Helps us all out.

[@Sotergarm]

Thanks for the notice, Soviet.

[@noah4430]

game sucks now and is infested with children

[@D3X-Fenwick]

This brings a whole new meaning to 'special' forces

[@oneofakindconner7224]

"Speshel" forces as in the arma 3 video lol

[@vyke2107]

Yes, that was the joke.

[@curaii9684]

Speshal

[@Masterfighterx]

Special Needs Forces go!

[@thedepression950]

Special ed forces

[@Snake75055]

12:35 that was smart never thought of that.

[@steadfastwhiplash1216]

11:00 "Your Mom's a little too big" Followed by: Sounds of mom standing up

[@JustChadYT]

Man that play at the end was just perfection, a truly galaxy-brain play.

[@simonnilsson8375]

Ye I agree. Insane play. Unfortunate that everyone get spammed by the bots above.

[@nullhazard7569]

I love how SovietWomble proves to the random dude he's SovietWomble by shooting him in the face.

[@robertjeffrey1872]

Poor way to prove yourself - everyone in ZF would do that!

[@mitemaximus831]

The laugh after the laser play is the most brilliant evil cackle I've ever heard

[@TheLonelyViper]

I love that Womble is playinging 1.7 😂

[@poly.fcracka9362]

The deagle eagle man himself. I'm now very sure that all my favorite youtubers watch each others videos.

[@NANOKARMA]

Oh hey, didn't expect to see you here!

[@RimshotKiller]

It was recorded before 1.8 was a thing

[@Alcatraz509]

Viper we need to see you use that Laser sight trick.

[@zonefr3398]

Fucking love this guy been watching for a few years man

[@zacharyfrierson6972]

That laser ploy at the end was exactly something a tactical combat genius would do.

[@zacharyfrierson6972]

Why exactly did you put in a video that has absolutely nothing to do with what I said?

[@realburglazofficial2613]

‘Tactical _wombat_ genius’ Fixed

[@anopirsten7565]

If I had a nickel for every time Soviet counted Lulu's nipples while playing VR I'd have 2 nickels but it's weird that it's happened twice

[@brentmatthewc.hipolito4358]

I never thought I'd hear a line from Phineas and Ferb in the same sentence as nipples. xD

[@nikel-]

You called?

[@omegasilver4756]

@@nikel- yea since when have you had a twin?

[@rebeccaconlon9743]

Old meme is old

[@tioalra6746]

6:08 it is 3 am and now my eyes hurt 😢

[@John_Conner222]

multiplayer VR just adds another incredible layer to to Soviets bag of tricks for editing. That ending was incredible. I might try that trick in airsoft lol.

[@napoleonibonaparte7198]

The developers know exactly what Marines will do with those crayons.

[@mark347347]

Wait you could eat them?

[@marilynsparks5931]

I mean it would probably be what real Marines do with crayons too. And then they would eat them.

[@jimbob3332]

pre-mission snacks

[@why3011]

Time Until Penis (TOP)

[@MarsAttack23]

Everyone talking about the great end play but let's also remember the backward shooting while running from wombles shield. That was amazing! Edit:woble

[@NKG416]

just spat my tea

[@medicinalm1abrams]

He was shooting his foot tho

[@drakniratom9814]

shooting backward with naruto run might help lol

[@thealrighty3534]

like the sneaky shooting on metro in John Wick 2

[@FakeTier]

_'wobles'_

[@tuckercormier3070]

It’s nice to see that ZF’s grenade problem extends to other games as well

[@ArahoMan]

The synchronized «Thank you» gets me every time

[@judgem0rt1s23]

1:33 This is easily my favorite part. Someone in the background being weird, he gets shot, person who shot him says "I fixed it" the same way someone figures out why one light bulb isn't turning on like the others. Womble and the other guy both saying "Thank you" at the same time with the exact same tone of voice as the problem solver just makes this scene magical.

[@CazuhLynn]

And then the immediate "Right go ahead" so they can again focus on what they were doing before.

[@Mcford70]

THANK YOU

[@fatty1040]

This scene made me realize how similar "God Fu*king Damnit Guys" and "Calm The Fu*k Down Guys" sound so similar

[@__mindflayer__]

It’s like a comedy sketch from Monty Python but it’s not scripted.

[@vincentvalenzuela5718]

Immediately followed by the spontaneous non verbally communicated shooting down of the drone and follow up shots. Theyre all so in sync

[@atlasofdysphoria]

“Guys always have trouble finding the sniper spot” that got me way better than expected

[@suppar8066]

I am amazed that noone commented on this. Seems like they didnt find the comment section either..

[@millicentwood549]

I had to pause the video because I was laughing too hard.

[@alicewolfstein2453]

no matter how many times i watch this, the line "Bundy thats a fucking train" always gets me 😩

[@Excadinator]

That ending sure screams: THE BADGERS, THEY ARE THE BADGERS

[@Twolol]

using 420% of the brain be like : 12:34

[@TheHotBlade]

XD

[@mynameismax3334]

Them bots man.

[@panbaron4424]

@@mynameismax3334 when did this start? This is the first vid i see stuff like this...

[@spectralassassin6030]

@@panbaron4424 I've noticed it happening a lot more over the past week or so. I'd like to meet the person setting these bots up and give them a good kick in the jaw.

[@Wolvenworks]

@@panbaron4424 been picking up for a couple months or so, so don't forget to flag em

[@Azusuki]

5:38 This whole scene, from the slow gun lowering with negotiation to the quick flick from Soviet to the last guy is just full of cinematic values. I can imagine it being a game trailer and cuts to black right after that flick

[@volcanicus3459]

it reminds me of one of the scenes in pirates of the Caribbean

[@gravityfel7896]

Reservoir Dogs

[@MTKTube]

Soviet going for headshots reminds me why I was always taught to aim center of mass at human sized targets with actual firearms...I'm more likely to not miss every shot

[@darkspeartroll]

''I didnt know how to turn it off'' ''So you shot it??'' Made me laugh so hard :D

[@davidcool5189]

I'm just glad womble finally managed to shoot an enemy.

[@yoberg75]

On purpose, even!

[@davidcool5189]

@@yoberg75 Fair point there

[@bbgun061]

It only took 8 minutes to SEE an enemy...

[@ernestmueller8651]

I’m just glad he managed to put out a damn video

[@redheadrogue]

I was eating biscuits and I almost DIED when they started using the crayons. "Guys ALWAYS have trouble finding the sniper spot." Excellent.

[@suppar8066]

Just a tip: it is like a little knob. If you know how it works, many "doors" will open :D

[@Oddhitman]

Dont eat or drink while watching the bullshiterries

[@Evan-st4cg]

8:13 he couldn’t handle the embarrassment of dropping the syringe and decided there was only 1 way to deal with it

[@niarudle]

That laser trap at the end was uncharacteristically competent.

[@matthewsavino7845]

10:00 that slap looked so perfect with how Soviet looked away

[@tychogoedhart286]

To be fair that's pretty much a reflexive reaction, pretty common especially when you've been playing vr for a while at a time

[@edenfeledrum1540]

you'd think that with the thousands of hours each of them have spent in Arma there'd be at least some kind of teamwork or coordination but no... except for that last play. That was some 5th dimensional thinking.

[@mattpace1026]

It's cause they all barely get along, and thus no one actually bothers to try and help their teammates. Not a recipe for good coordination.

[@lancemagbanua5712]

That thousands of hours mostly consist of fucking around and just enjoying their game

[@MartinFinnerup]

To be fair, it didn't involve much team play at all. XD

[@spectralassassin6030]

@Fiqih Wanita Why?

[@KookieDough94]

@@mattpace1026 but an amazing recipe for funny content

[@moamer8453]

12:45 THIS MAN IS A GOD AMONGST MEN

[@CappyK]

That laser tactic reminds me of the Team Fortress 2 sniper meta of spraying a pic of boobies on a wall, then getting into a sniping position and waiting for people to stop and observe boobies.

[@LeafseasonMagbag]

Naturally, when Soviet get's shot at his first expectation is that _it's coming from his own team_

[@ipanesm]

experience

[@greeninferno1339]

Thing is, that’s usually correct

[@TheSlamburger]

If you and I had to put up with these idiots for as long as Womble has, we’d do the same thing.

[@animeandshenanigans]

Aside from the fact that the last clip was a fucking excellent play, lets also applause Soviet for having Trigger Discipline. Dude literally got a near Ace just from that.

[@Pundae]

Trigger discipline is literally just keeping your finger out of the trigger guard. I'm guessing you mean something different

[@frecklenuckle4450]

@@Pundae trigger discipline means a different thing in FPS games

[@RipeSnipe]

I think it's because he advanced his position even though he could have dusted the first guy for like two seconds but decided to get more of an angle on his backup before shooting

[@Renjiro_Junichi]

Yeah, he has trigger discipline. While keeps shooting his team mate

[@csalagovitsmate8552]

@@Pundae In fps games, it usually means not shooting right away when you see an enemy that doesn't see you, and having enough patience and situational awareness to know the right moment to start shooting, and make most of the situation.

[@beatyacheeks9338]

12:05 should be the ZF motto

[@henrykhenrykowski2745]

9:21 It means he was in superposition, like Schrodinger's Cat (maybe he was the one at the moment)

[@skymanmcd6012]

"Hey, who's this?" "This is Soviet, here I'll prove it" *Shoots teammate in the face* Yep, definitely Soviet

[@sircampalot001]

To play devil's advocate, that could be anyone in ZF. Hell, it could even be someone OTHER than Soviet just pretending to be Soviet to stir shit up lmao.

[@highlordnox1838]

Hell if he missed it would have proved it was Soviet

[@MauranKilom]

Wouldn't classic Soviet be attempting to shoot them but somehow missing at point blank?

[@Sman2222]

I watched the last clip live when it happened. Everyone mocked him in the chat he sat there for ages and they finally came down and fell for it I don’t think anybody stopped laughing for a solid 10 min

[@LittleDanny9899]

i mean (assuming it worked out on the map) that they would have the entrances looked down so unless a Entrance gets breached leaving that spot would be a huge mistake

[@jctripplesticks]

7:35 don't mind me, just marking this for my pleasure

[@clockworkgiant9070]

How has this video not been taken down by KZbin, that outplay with the laser sight was so fucking beautiful it verges on the pornographic

[@DerpyTurtle0762]

As a firearms enthusiast your skills both amaze and confuse me

[@melodiewhatley8942]

But y'all have to admit Womble and his clan ZF are just a ball to watch. 😁👍 Lol.

[@sartajhanspal5604]

10:51 we now must pass a law that makes it legal to pull a grenade outta a gun

[@wanderingwonder111]

@@sartajhanspal5604 that law already exists, it's called the 2nd amendment. * cries proud freedom tears *

[@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo44]

Once upon a time there was 😅😄😃🤣😂😁😀

[@rita25y.o-checkmyvideo44]

will get nothing; and when you👧👦🧒👶🙊🙉🙈

[@bibby659]

When hitting inanimate object, Accuracy: 0% When hitting a moving person, accuracy: 75% Also I can only imagine how terrified that guy must've felt at the end when he turnes the corner, saw the pistol laying there with the lazer sight and then got shot from the other direction.

[@dumnor]

When aiming at a enemy target, accuracy: 15% When aiming at a friendly target, accuracy: 95% Also, distance to target has no bearing on these numbers.

[@EpsilonNPC]

"Clever girl...."

[@shadowfury428]

11:30 As Barker would say *NEXT BARRICADE!!*

[@banyakakal4299]

1:42 the drone shot is the proof why soviet is a genius and why he's so popular even though he only uploads once a year (if we're lucky)

[@wariodude128]

"I'm still alive, but I'm dead-ish." That is a quote I decided needed to be written out in a comment because it was quite amusing.

[@Drenix]

As millenials would say "that's a mood"

[@wariodude128]

@@Drenix *smiles while nodding in approval*

[@Clone683]

That quote needs to be on a t-shirt.

[@sayidhassan13]

I love how a slightest of achievement excite womble like he just won a gold medal

[@patton1602]

Everything is a fucking achievement if you got no expectations :3

[@oriontigley5089]

In fairness to Womble, it _was_ pretty cool.

[@aventchrist8055]

2:53 "Guys always have trouble finding the sniper spot"

[@Macymack3714]

Womble still working on his grenade throwing skills till now, I'm literally crying how much I miss him😂

[@nosnhoj99]

The lazer pointer trap is probably the smartest thing we've seen since the rust vid with the naked ak dupe.

[@herlofrumfragi4361]

Oh my god, that ending move was genius. I really like how some people come up with tactics in VR games that would not be possible in flat games

[@Zozo-Kiki]

@@Chkprofilename shut up

[@TlalocTemporal]

@@Zozo-Kiki -- Remember to report them.

[@o0Avalon0o]

2:02 _You see that cold front? A storms a-coming._

[@Y3N1X]

0:12 Alec Baldwin testing the “prop gun”

[@Th3BadThing]

"Your mum is too big" I quite literally snorted while laughing at that, completely caught me offguard

[@HTacianas]

I think the best part of that joke was the explosion afterwards. Like the roast was so bad he just disintegrated.

[@tabletoparcade4203]

I don't think I've ever seen a man so consistently shoot, then aim.

[@AsuraBoss]

It's what happens when y'all train yourself to prefire

[@wileymcgraw5511]

It’s a gaming thing. Hipfire and then bring up your sights after. Shoot first aim later.

[@AsuraBoss]

It’s dumb as hell

[@fatty1040]

@@AsuraBoss *Smart*

[@Noxedwin]

It's OK if you refer to it as 'calibration shooting'.

[@mikelschilling12]

“Bundy, that’s a fucking train.” Bundy: 😠

[@Opr8rKaz]

As someone who’s played onward for a year, I can confirm that poro starting with and RPG is what most people do when they figure out you can get an RPG