Random CS:GO Bullshittery (part 8)

[@justchilling7150]

Womble knew that the palace had a second floor because his crosshair placement is so bad he just walks in looking up and sees it.

[@ImSaixe]

Just Chilling Welp. That's one mystery solved.

[@Hockexx]

I was unaware of said second floor until i saw a thread on Reddit a few months ago about it. I started playing CS:GO January 2014 :D

[@Hok7a]

I can't believe I just read "croissant" instead of "crosshair", I'm a fucking dyslexic piece of shit

[@danghostman2814]

Its OK. Lots of people have lexdysia.

[@HeartDigger9]

Hok7a kj

[@elpenguinoofmexico1388]

2:47 Nevil says "Do they have an AK by the way?" I have dedicated my life to translating Nevil's speech into proper english. This is a major breakthrough in my work.

[@sayanmaitra2005]

His name is Holy an Evil. You will get that in Arma 3 Bulshittery xD

[@willjoyce5013]

He's still Nevil to us

[@Face08]

So he misspelled his own name...

[@timothymichael1429]

Anttac221 no he spells it HolynEvil

[@badgrass_ph]

For political correctness, he spells it as HolyNEvil but in true womble fashion, read it as Nevil.

[@chickencurry420]

5:40 It's not the fact that her joke was so unapologetically stupid, it's the fact that she's so amused with herself that really kills me XD

[@pandajabba4074]

I dont get the joke tho?

[@p1ubber]

Nobody notices that its in 2 different rounds too

[@Shazed39]

her "joke" isnt actually stupid just no one there understood it ;D the flowers change color when they get destroyed

[@sandeshks1034]

Who is "her"? She definitely isnt nep... Because nep shoots her... So who is that?

[@Mac-ih1zf]

@@sandeshks1034 They refer to her as Julia in the video, but I don't really know. Probably just another ZF member.

[@cruye9633]

Moogle's voice is so relaxing. I want him to read me a bedtime story.

[@cypresswillow2591]

Cruye : Imagine Moogle reporting a crime in his neighborhood with that almost-emotionless voice. "Can I blow your mind...?" Also, nice to see Moogle appreciation.

[@maddoxtalker9844]

Lmao fr fr

[@slee373]

I want Nevil to read me a bed time story. That would be fucking brilliant

[@mitchell1091]

Imagine if Quebec and Moogle had a baby. 😍😍😍

[@jakub-kube]

@@mitchell1091 what the fuck

[@BlockedIsNotAGoat]

Cyanide actually going to a university and studying is the most ridiculous thing I've heard the entire week.

[@lordmaniac9775]

Business Management? Atleast it's not Gender Studies.

[@cosmiclive4437]

I was surprised it wasn't Nutrition Science.

[@xaina222]

He'll have to take over the family's multi millions dollar business someday so it make sense

[@Dr_Monitor]

Blocked Cyanide going to college is like a Rolls Royce hybrid Phantom; utterly ridiculous.

[@oldmanramblingatclouds]

Serious question, but isn't Cyanide a firefighter or something? I seem to have read that on Reddit or something.

[@leetlebob8203]

I love how nevil has yellow writing since he's more important than everyone else.

[@captainzao791]

A nine Month old comment, and still no comments on the comment.

[@zachocampo8577]

No u

[@ChillsDrifting]

O:

[@shadedbro12]

"Hello Nevil!" Fuck you.

[@antonio9539]

Well... He is asian...

[@hardcorepanda3576]

6:33 He raged so bad his indian accent popped up again.

[@kurogane0304]

i lmao at Cyanide..dayum! hahaha

[@seraphqtie8968]

Sauce?

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

@@seraphqtie8968 man of culture I see

[@realcookiemonster5737]

He always has one wym

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

@@realcookiemonster5737 so you've never heard am Indiann

[@nuclearwoof9623]

Don't let this distract you to the fact that Nevil's name is actually Holy N Evil

[@anirvana]

I thought it was honeynevil

[@imbadatusernames3304]

@@anirvana how

[@anirvana]

@@imbadatusernames3304 ...by not paying attention?

[@olbradley]

666 likes rn perfect timing.

[@salsal3662]

holy nevil*

[@cobblestone3089]

I died when they said nevil had communication issues with his wife

[@harrychen5886]

Cobblestone308 they're not wrong...

[@harrychen5886]

Pyrrhus of Epirus​ nah I'm good. And that was a vwhile back. We all make stupid of damn decisions we regret. If you didn't... Hats off to you

[@chrisz.2297]

Pyrrhus of Epirus Who even write comments like you do?

[@cobblestone3089]

I JUST WANTED TO EXPRESS MY THOUGHTS ON THE VIDEO ;_;

[@hazerdasfinale8433]

He was happily divorced........green cards.......green cards man!

[@MartHommes]

Inhales.... *DID YOU KNOW?*

[@ApprenticeDoge]

no *no* no no no no no no no no no

[@Relicsup]

no no no no

[@Ferixstn]

what ? :)

[@SztywnyPatyk]

nononono it's not like

[@TraustiGeir]

*NO!*

[@HeyItsNate]

I'm waiting for Nevil to just go "hey guys, I don't really talk like that I just talk like that to fuck with you guys"

[@kiohyax9059]

HeyItsNate reminds me of the wheelchair guy

[@MrTophatcat]

JFJ?

[@gattsu9368]

then he says it with a sexy Aussie accent

[@tenacityxl]

Basically Steve from Borderlands XD

[@damienkillani6121]

HeyItsNate He's playing the long con

[@beedubree2550]

10:36 i love how you can hear the csgo music blasting out of cyanide’s headphones so loud that it gets picked up by his mic

[@Lime_Trooper]

Womble: sorry I'm not very good at CS (A few moments later) Womble: I am amazing at counterstrike global offensive

[@Kasiarzynka]

Womble: I am a professional CSGO player and you're not. Few moments later Cyanide: "Professional CSGO player" he says... Womble: I never said I was any good.

[@hoodycoo4391]

HES STARTING TO BELIEVE

[@HYPER_BRUH_]

Have a like, number 400

[@idiocyincorporated7635]

Reminds me of that Lazypurple bit. "Wow I'm so good at this game and now I'm dead!"

[@whitewolf152]

4:34 Nep goes from “stop stop stop stop” To, “lemme see” 😂

[@cherrybombsquad1121]

Thatw was Elly

[@matheusdiefenthaeler5342]

Elly, the one who made that really bad magic trick, not Nep

[@ottokarl5427]

@@matheusdiefenthaeler5342 is she Echos wife?

[@matheusdiefenthaeler5342]

@@ottokarl5427 Not sure if Elly and Elenii are the same player

[@amadeus5182]

Women

[@jerichoheath2189]

At 6:18 here you can see 2 stormtroopers and 1 stormtrooper shooting at each other in a gunfight to the death, this is the only time that their intensive training has ever been able to payoff for the 1 stormtrooper and he is now victorious with 2 notches on his gun and still talking about it to his fellow stormtroopers to this day.

[@WisdomCatto]

Perfect

[@matheusdiefenthaeler5342]

Soviet wasn't really a stormtrooper that day xD

[@mrkaran3949]

@Jericho Heath Soviet can do anything except stop himself from being scared

[@Bernardos2002]

What mostly surprises me is that he didn't do any spray at all, AN MANAGED TO HIT AT LEAST 10 BULLETS ON BOTH OF THEM

[@mrkaran3949]

@@Bernardos2002 That was just sheer dumb luck and nothing else or im wrong and Womble can aim pretty well

[@tomoshowells5503]

"I've been single for 6 years now" Me 3 years later: poor womble

[@XaleanderS]

Is he still single?

[@triatheraider1612]

@@XaleanderS yes

[@MrMighty147]

Well spending your entire live at the computer does that for you.

[@ananaithnid7495]

He'll get the sausage roll lady, one day. Until then he shall stare wistfully through the window, silent tears barely held back.

[@KaeYoss]

He should be making with the "gimme gimme gimme give it to meee" chick.

[@jaredbrockwayable]

Always worth the wait, see you in a month

[@yukiurahara2732]

Jared Brockway Yup, see you there lads

[@KY_100]

ia so likne vl

[@Will-pd6vj]

A month? Are you wishing for a miracle? We'll be lucky if it two.

[@5o346]

Its cause he streams he gets all these clips from his streams

[@jaredbrockwayable]

On average it's about a month between videos lol rarely is it more than that

[@bachhongtran]

Nep's voice is absolutely adorable.

[@Randus1058]

Cake's*

[@Segnor1]

Yeah, because Nep's voice has really nothing special.

[@matejcevnik7362]

@@civilsecuritylite12054 her moans are lenny face

[@amymglick]

CAKE IS THE MOST ADORABLE also who the hell is she

[@Srparisher]

What accent does nep have? I would love to find someone with the same

[@jamesnigelkunjuro12]

After seeing Womble's face reveal in the Forest video essay - I was confused at how a handsome man couldn't find love... Then I remembered he had asymmetric nipples. RIP

[@AGrumpyPanda]

That and the personality.

[@jockeyfield1954]

"this game is like your mother" "it's a shit" i laughed so hard i felt myself physically cry

[@xijinpooh4529]

welp, see you gents in another 2 months!

[@Owen-nd2ji]

DuckVader2132 it's only going to be 1 month

[@apfelll]

Jace you had one job and failed: it's 69

[@andrewrustav3898]

2 years later...

[@fillinthelines___6697]

@@andrewrustav3898 2 years of waiting by my laptop for another

[@sachifaker2709]

2:06 did nevil just said "how did you get more views but stay shit?"

[@pedrosilvaproductions]

Oh wow you understood that? It actually makes sense

[@kickasspeanuts]

2:50 Nevil: I dont know. *in broken english* Ed: Got to a point where even Nevil doesn't know what he's saying. Nevil: *gives Ed the bird in broken english*

[@cragscleft1658]

3:06 Who is this man. He has the single best voice I've ever heard in my entire life, period. I'm jealous af

[@Shadowsdeity]

He sounds like a therapist

[@tejasvishwanath2028]

Moogle

[@moviemaker2011z]

That would be moogle.

[@giogio4222]

He and Quebec

[@Athinira]

Sorry, but Cake is better.

[@spethmanjones2997]

“Actually I was an IVF baby” in response to “you were an accident” might just be the best thing I’ve ever heard anyone say ever

[@Al.j.Vasquez]

2:07 "How do you get more views with this shit" I've watched these videos so many times that I'm starting to understand nevil.

[@choichoi2923]

He said kill not view

[@realhoangtrump4440]

"How do you get more kills while stay shit".. Gentlements. None of us can understand Nevil..

[@matheusdiefenthaeler5342]

@@choichoi2923 nah Khotta is right, he asked Soviet how he gets more views with this "shit" (his videos)

[@DiddlyDoink]

I heard "how you get more people to say shit" when listening to Nevil it's like a game of Chinese whispers but by yourself

[@harrisonparker6609]

You can speak fluent idiot

[@SovietWomble]

One of the challenges with this type of channel is that it's difficult to keep people informed when it comes to what I'm doing (what with my videos not being in the 'KZbinr talks to a camera' format). Therefore I seem to just disappear...for weeks. Sorry about that. But rest assured I'm always busy. An update for you all: In the 5 weeks since the last video, I spent the initial two weeks working on a video essay side-project. But that's a long way from being ready and I'm chipping away at it in small chunks. And in the remaining three weeks I created this video, with the first week being structural editing and then weeks 2 and 3 being the text/general fixes, etc. The switch from Sony Vegas to Adobe Premiere seems to be going well. But it's not saving me as much time as I'd hoped. But it is making it much easier to tell how many scenes I have to work with, to prevent jokes falling through the cracks, etc. It was certainly worth the switch. My next plan is to edit a couple of lesser known bullshitteries. I've got a fun idea for an animation thing, but I'm not sure if it'll work out yet. Bear with me there. I'm going to start the editing and then see if it's worth talking to a proper animation studio or just leave it and move on. Hope you're all well.

[@milkandcigs]

you do you womble !

[@aryaman_saini]

SovietWomble love u Womble!!

[@sizgaming5794]

SovietWomble take your time. this vid will entertain us for 5 more weeks 😀

[@Boshbon]

What level is your overwatch acct Soviet?

[@joe_z2042]

SovietWomble like this Pls womble biggest fan and I'm Irish so ..... that's something 😁😁

[@liamott7057]

6:17 after all this time, I am still asking my self "of all the songs he could have chose, he chose the power rangers theme from the 1990s, and it is the only song that works!?"

[@llOriginll]

Yo Womble, I hope you're still enjoying making these videos. This one was an absolute belter. Just wanted to chip and say that I hope you're not getting in that 'rutt' of constant improvement. Your next bullshittery doesn't need to be funnier than this one, or the next or the next etc etc. You don't need to record a million hours of footage where you previously recorded twenty. We all enjoy your content for the quality banter as much as the casual jovial conversation. Don't forget that, you're not a performer, you're just a real cool guy with great friends :) Have a cracking year mate, will be watching (y)

[@mystraven7770]

Good one mate! Have a comment!

[@luciferg12]

Well said!

[@SovietWomble]

Of course. And thank you for saying so. Sure sure...I mean it's not going to be possible for every single episode to be the best one. I'm more just conscious of the fact that I need to always be improving my editing skill-set. An idol of mine, CaptainDisillusion, puts the work of 99% of KZbinrs to absolute shame, including my own. He shows that there's always a lot more to learn.

[@rakun420]

these are from his live stream tho.he isnt technically "recording" them

[@BlockedIsNotAGoat]

Hey Soviet, in case you see this, I wanna put in my 2 cents, while it is always good to have a wide set of skills when it comes editing, you don't always have to throw in all your cards in one video, don't implement something you've learned just because it's new and fresh, implement it because it fits, that's one of the things you are well known for, everything in your videos fits and meshes well, the synergy is always fantastic with each and every one of your videos, however I didn't feel that synergy in this episode. TL;DR: Sometimes more is less.

[@wutintornation8215]

Storm troopers:miss miss miss Jedi womble:*kills both* And so the jedi win

[@bigschloongjameson]

as long as he has a scope

[@buckon5295]

I fucking love nevil

[@Zood94]

*i fukkin luv holly n evil

[@rafidwiriz]

"Hi Nevil" "Fuck you" Great reply

[@tiniestmang0]

"It's not Nevil you bich"

[@wak4315]

"sovie"

[@neonleoneon]

Can someone please make a compilation of Nevil?

[@brianalvarez1358]

3:55 nep's laugh so sweet 🤣

[@TheBluePhoenix008]

Quebec, Moogle Cake and Nep have such a therapeutic voice. One of them is liked for a different reason.

[@sidorovich9866]

"500 hours, and you can't use the bloody nades." Me: "3200 hours on WT and I still can't use CAS."

[@PHANTOMCOWGIRL]

Assuming War Thunder and CAS is Close Air Support, what I do is I just first take down other planes, then just light up AA guns or tank destroyers. Though that said, that's because I'm in the low tiers, where AA guns and Tank Destroyers just have exposed crew members in the back.

[@flexWT]

@@PHANTOMCOWGIRL "just" because killing fighters with ground attack planes is easy lol...

[@PHANTOMCOWGIRL]

@@flexWT I mean, I do pretty well with them. The reload's a bit painful, but I do usually take them out. Then AA guns don't really seem to know what they're doing, and a couple machine gun shots or the cannons will take out the crew sat in the back.

[@deznuey1327]

"1377 hours still silver 3 😊"

[@mackeral5152]

Just use meta planes, 20-1KD / 98%WR on the G91YS

[@Egenix52]

That "Hi Nevil - Fuck you" is got to be the best running joke ever. Fucking die everytime this guy appears, he is the best. And as a non - native English speaker it is pretty hilarious

[@luckyhazard156]

I come from the Future. Nevil got kicked out of ZF.

[@Egenix52]

@@luckyhazard156 What happened?

[@markuscuren7045]

@@Egenix52 racist Twitter stuff, the works

[@SpookyTug]

"Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop" *5 seconds later* "Lemme see. Lemme see."

[@spencerd1536]

Are you saying you want to see my hairy nips? Well, I never! My word! Good God, man!

[@SpookyTug]

@@spencerd1536 no nep wants to see Soviets.

[@spencerd1536]

@@SpookyTug I tried.

[@duydome]

every girl when having the first sex.

[@danielsantorski5270]

To be fair to Soviet, shouting 'TURN AROUND' is the exact kind of backseat advice that causes friendly fire in CS. If you don't want someone to panic fire, don't panic yourself.

[@Lishadra]

"Just bear in mind, it will take me three days to respawn" made me laugh harder than it should've.

[@muhammadtsaqeef705]

Lishadra i don't understand this joke

[@Lishadra]

Iz Reina Jesus died and then returned on the third day. The player is pretending the same will happen to his character, since his username is Jesus. ^^

[@barrythecommie6684]

it took me a while to get this joke as well, its so great

[@CheatOnWifesen]

See you in the next 5 weeks guys

[@liemarmaigue7372]

Aye!!

[@conorinc]

Seya!

[@user-gm4fy7ex5k]

see you dude

[@M1_sharpdressfellow]

cya

[@meatwhistle5081]

It should be the end of the school year by the time he posts again.

[@Luckster]

The phrase "Did you know" is forever cursed, it seems

[@MXCN_El1011]

DID you know...

[@Luckster]

NO

[@philippebeauchamp2827]

what does the sentence references to? I missed the original moment in another video I guess

[@kubabakomnene]

Philippe Beauchamp " Did you know? " was Cyanide's idea, and he just kept saying random stuff then it got annoying.

[@boringperson-zb8vy]

Cyanide kept telling "did you know" facts and it got annoying. It was another CS:GO video, watch it.

[@nothingbettertodo4729]

3:47 don't mind me, i'm just highlighting my favorite part

[@Runovaris]

During lunch break at work my mind wandered, wondering when Soviet would upload something new, because his videos are quality and make my day better instantly. You can imagine my reaction when I finally got home after a long day, and saw this video in my feed. - SovietWomble, reduces an adult man to tears by simply uploading a video

[@kingvvolfi2186]

Rani Neyraei it was exactly the same here xD

[@imperiumltd]

Rani Neyraei same here dude xD

[@nexonlel6741]

The perfect placement of every SINGLE subtitles is just ugh Perfect teach me please! editing god Womble

[@aaronevans2580]

i kind of think its too much

[@iandavid6983]

Soviet I can name so many reasons why you are single, but all of them are the reasons I laugh at you, so. I appreciate you being single Soviet.

[@miklob1778]

Not all of us can lock ourselves in a bathroom.

[@pacific_rifle5328]

Ortund can i have a drop please

[@homina1632]

6:47 Person in game chat heartbroken by SovietWomble.

[@m_a_s_k_e_d_rainbow7891]

I U Y Uuuuh

[@BushHuss]

"hello" "don't engage her!" Hahahah so funny

[@aezrithferova6928]

HAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA SO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@loadeddice7831]

No more thumbs up, gotta keep this as 69

[@WarKid255866]

Does bro stream? Lol

[@Grimm9816]

after watching for so long. 2:36 Nevil actually did kill him cyanide lied.

[@elpenguinoofmexico1388]

Holy cow I never noticed that lol

[@kaeljadondavis2779]

Not just that, Womble got the defuse because the guy was reloading

[@boxingbear1263]

do u know why India are never in the world cup because every time they get a corner they open a shop

[@Manhattan_project.420]

SSsniperghost warrior hmm

[@fil2337]

xDDDD

[@nova56]

SSsniperghost warrior XD

[@TheKraken0409]

as an indian i find that offensive but funny as well

[@coinexplorer]

SSsniperghost warrior e

[@mrklaus6232]

11:08 The way Soviet just full spray everywhere is gold. You can clearly sense the pure terror when they said "turn around" He is litteraly an handicap lmao

[@TeeziEasy]

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS! WATCHED OLD VIDEOS BECAUSE I MISSED YOU!

[@TeeziEasy]

:D

[@bernhardnielsen6938]

TeeziEasy same here :P

[@robinsanness6539]

Thats the best with Soviet. You can watch his old videos and still find them funny while waiting for a new video

[@TeeziEasy]

Time to wait another month. :/

[@lauri.lyijymaali]

TeeziEasy me 2

[@LLLadySSS]

8:16 *_I LAUGHED SO HARD OMFG_*

[@QixTheDS]

OMG HAHAHAHAHAHA🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😀😃😃😁😆😄😃😀😃😁😆😆😃😀😁😆😁😃😃😅😂😂😀

[@animeandshenanigans]

That was not funny for me

[@PatrikPavic]

The sign says energy in russian

[@NoNO-oy2vk]

Praise it

[@arielx0872]

same hahaahaaahaa

[@the_barna]

Thank you! I was so much waiting for this video!

[@whyareyoureadingmyusername9559]

too me!

[@faresb3646]

Me 3!

[@LecherousLizard]

6:30 I could feel Cyanide's emotions as if they were mine.

[@Tealcc]

"They Had communication problems" 😂

[@ClownyGuyToo]

It takes forever for him to upload But god damn it, it's worth it

[@komay]

Well, he doesn't actually motion track his text to moving heads, therefore he has to keyframe each movement individually for a bunch of clips that can go up to 10 minutes, I've actually edited a bullshittery episode completely on my own and it is a pain in the ass, I didn't even finish it (Farming Simulator) and I ended up losing the file (which sucks because it made the video much more enjoyable).

[@darkhellspartan975]

oh fuck that, i tried doing that once (just messing around with vegas) and just went nope after 10 minutes.

[@ClownyGuyToo]

DarkHellSpartan Yeah I do that in my vids you can see that when I do it it's not completely accurate, but close enough (Not self advertising)

[@AveryJS3]

i wish cyanide uploaded lmao

[@AwesomeBoss55]

I feel like his videos are getting less funny, the FC3 one was great though (and Arma too) but especially CS Go

[@Jackrodder]

9:23 omg Nep's laugh. it's so cute! Like Cake!

[@TheMightyDrake]

Nep's voice is pretty angelical, to begin with.

[@Pessimistic-Python]

@@TheMightyDrake nice

[@Hello-dy6up]

I'm rewatching this after 3 years and now I am scared that I can understand what Nevil is saying

[@OGbluetooth_]

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the Nevil

[@thx4chrckingin]

"He jumped down to... connector:

[@nathanielmungcal6453]

Is this the end of the series??? I hope not because i am loving this

[@Searoar96]

It always depends on what they are playing. So good chances, that there will be some more

[@ananaithnid7495]

Womble still plays CS:GO a fair amount, so most likely there will be other bullshitteries. However he's spent the last few weeks on a side project, and is currently testing to see if he has enough footage for a bullshittery in another game.

[@potatoshasha4604]

Momo Momungcs Probably because cs is a dead game

[@chrisbartow192]

Momo Momungcs THIS SERIES IS A FUCKING CURE FOR DEPPRESSION

[@sebastiancolangelo3645]

He’s got a twitch channel

[@crystalfoxxie85]

"Don't engage her." 1:58

[@seancanning9254]

But cyanide said... Its for research.. save first yes. Like the entire game is broken and not complete? Are Y'all playing on a demo with bots? And Jesus? Yay..

[@davecrupel2817]

I would love to engage her. Especially if she's Nep.

[@debbiehf05]

@@seancanning9254 That's... what was said.

[@Darnalt60]

Cyanide: did you know?- Everone else: NO noO nO Cyanide: nonono its not like- love it xDDD

[@koshai0625]

Dean my name is dean

[@davecrupel2817]

*_DID YOU KNOW!!!_*

[@markooz635]

'Just bear in mind it will take me 3 days to respawn' - Jesus.

[@ArchivedTony]

I make subtitled CSGO funny moments vids, if you’re looking for that kind of content :) you don’t have to check out my channel, it just seemed like you like these types of vids so I thought I’d let you know, I hope I didn’t upset you

[@panobato5984]

P2M You good bro?

[@munztere6426]

4:10

[@ZephyrNL]

10:19 is magic

[@komay]

I'm grateful for the fact that you were a KZbinr in the first place. I can't actually watch your stream due to timezone differences so it's really good that you get your content from there. Keep up the good work dude.

[@geangu98]

komay same here

[@annaradford6752]

some times can watch some days after as I think there is a month to watch them or 2 months but each twitcher might have it set differently..

[@Guy13THC]

0:53 Other people have "charisma" but Cyanide have "Currysma" :)

[@suzytay5675]

Out.

[@Flux51470]

This is how the one we call Nevil would say it.

[@warwar8hd88]

Pun intended

[@GuyWithAHat]

1:02 It took me so long (I’m talking about a year) to realize that “BionicBabe” is Womble’s twitch chat and not a cheesy name Wonble nicknamed himself

[@kristina7065]

just bear in mind it will take me 3 days to respawn xD

[@sheepherd2210]

I laugh at that even tho I am a chridtian lol im not triggered but it is funny hahaha

[@3Faidonas3]

Yeah I also believe in chridtianism

[@HaruNo_No]

Chridtian is my favorite religion

[@sheepherd2210]

+Shounai “23:45” Hidamari yep, chridtian is my favorite religion lol my mistake sorry haha... didnt even notice

[@Gideon_the_Seraph]

Why would you even get triggered by that?

[@RadityaRafi]

i just realized nevil said "do they have an AK btw?" after watching this for a total of 10 times

[@oldtimegames96]

You should see cyanide translating Nevil in PUBG bullshittery.

[@MrMochi-nl1zb]

I want a shirt with "MY NIPPLES ARE ASYMMETRICAL" on it

[@dwhy4488]

Mr. Mochi your social life doesn't

[@vm_duc]

dwhy but it does

[@NireFuster]

The design of the shirt will be two nipples with assymetrical hairs

[@maybeher0]

sign me the fuck up too

[@maddogb2020]

We’re playing with Christ Christ: bear in mind it will take me 3 days to respawn😂😂😂best joke In he video

[@DrewSavo]

Spicy Gamer Memes

[@tohrulol]

I'd love a compilation of Womble doing something good in CS and everyone else getting angry about it.

[@nightray9500]

*Womble uploads* CLICKING INTENSIFIES

[@conorinc]

*Womble uploads* "I CANT SEE MY SCREEN CUZ OF SOME WHITE STUFF"

[@aeiou4802]

After months I can finally decrypt nevil transcript into English 2:05 how do you get more kills but you stay still 2:11 he jump down fuck 2:15 he jump down to... don't matter 2:46 do they have an ak by the way?

[@gamingdemon12]

Open Flow thank you,I had no idea what the hell he said,so thank you

[@gamingdemon12]

Open Flow and by the way,his name isn't Nevil,it's HolyN'Evil,soviet just read it wrong and thought it was HolyNevil,watch his arma 3 bullshittery episodes and he'll finally realize his mistake

[@aeiou4802]

Cameron Jalbert Yeah I know. I guess I forgot to put parentheses sorry. But I know deep inside we all still know him as Nevil lol

[@gamingdemon12]

Open Flow yep

[@TNTNinja2]

Just In! Timber Wolf 2:15 it’s actually “he jumped down too... connecter”

[@Fedico7000]

0:22 when i try to talk to anyone who's known me for more than a week

[@MarkLaren]

10:20 for the best bird call ever

[@gringoranchero1]

OhHiMark I wonder if anyone knows cyanide is quoting the beginning of the song "pretty fly for a White guy by The Offspring"

[@xhefos2899]

honestly I don't care that you take super long to upload womble your videos are so worth it

[@kaensuuunnni1525]

xhefos the potato slayer Yep. Specially hearing Nep begging and say "gimme gimme... give it to me!"

[@nicolasknauer600]

DONT SAY THAT HELL USE THAT AS EXCUSE TO TAKE EVEN LONGER D:

[@illegal9964]

4:19 "A series of unfortunate events"

[@mellow2977]

10:30 having NBK in his friendlist, seems normal to me

[@tomaszwiatr5290]

He literally played a game with him in the previous episode

[@mellow2977]

@@tomaszwiatr5290 I... I know...

[@ImJacien]

THE JESUS JOKE RUINED ME I CANT GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD. I DIE EVERY TIME I THINK OF IT. PLEASE HELP MEEEE.

[@jonathanUnderscore]

Bradley Stamper when you die do you come back 3 days later?

[@doommarine7634]

I see what you did there...

[@ahoorasalimi717]

Bradley Stamper dont worry jesus is with u and he will save u

[@ImJacien]

Ahoora Salimi I don't believe in that but thank you

[@roxana1986]

00:00 - We're kind of missing something... 00:10 - can I have a drop please Soviet? 00:21 - Cyanide fun facts again!.. or not 00:27 - Cyanide interested in making money 00:58 - Nep touching a terrorist 01:12 - Edberg preparing to be an assasin 01:19 - Globul 01:46 - Power-up cookies for Cyanide 01:59 - engaging Nep 02:04 - Nevil in CS:GO 03:03 - Soviet can I blow your mind? 03:37 - great at throwing things p1 03:48 - dis game is a shit 03:58 - fucking with squeaky 04:08 - Jesus in CS:GO 04:15 - great at throwing things p2 04:27 - Asymmetrical nipples 05:14 - Terrible magic trick 05:52 - Invisible hand turning down the difficulty for Soviet 06:40 - Soviet carrying and finding friends among the terrorist 07:37 - Mexican stealing globals 07:49 - Cyanide becoming vocal 08:12 - OH YOU a CSGO sitcom 08:33 - Nevil saving 08:50 - Suspicious barrel p1 08:58 - Soviet giving guns 09:28 - Cyanide being an accident 10:00 - Suspicious barrel p2 10:16 - Give it to me baby! 10:27 - Audio settings maximized 10:42 - great at throwing things p3 11:08 - panic fire 11:25 - throwing everything 11:34 - the reactions of a potato 11:50 - blocking Cyanide's nade

[@hoon9738]

roh86 is it nep that doing the teribble magic trick?

[@darkhellspartan975]

no its another grill, you can see on the log that nep actually shoots the other grill

[@terribleray]

roh86 Wait is this the episode where cyanide said he was a fiv child or something

[@open4874]

Is it just me or i want Fitz and SovietWomble to be friends.

[@budaigergely7746]

2Fast4U Thats a DANGEROUS idea... but good..

[@asahikenji2101]

3:50 anyone replayed this part? Because I have been here for the past 10 mins and it still makes me laugh

[@yobroribery8318]

4:13 that respawn joke is so underrated

[@randomuser5663]

We are at the point that it’s overrated now

[@chonacastillo4777]

Ayy homestuck strikes again

[@Chris-nj8we]

Womble couldn't miss an opportunity to upload in 4/20 :D.

[@nowthatscrazy]

Nero or 20/4 for the rest of the world.

[@axeace1413]

Nero AKSHULEE, the part if the world that uses that date system is in the minority. America does not equal the rest of the world

[@clawwer4404]

It dsnt mather if it's 20/4 for the rest of the world, Just say 4/20 !! Could you please just say 420 just for today ??

[@Chris-nj8we]

I don't even use that date system, it was just appropriate for this "joke".

[@Sadend]

9/11

[@supremegen3268]

just noticed they were playing on the old inferno. that clip must be pretty old

[@stalincat2457]

This can happen. by the time The Culling bullshittery part 2 came out the CliveRock account was already ten months old. Still I'd rather have this than watching a mediocre video every week.

[@supremegen3268]

yea.

[@MorganH94]

Womble keeps lots of source clips from streams in the past, so you can expect some bits to be aged.

[@KrisHesselmark]

Ye me2..

[@coldiceEVO]

"This youtube business is so f***ing easy.”

[@missinlink34]

5:23 "Just look at the flowers George...."

[@jacksonh7630]

Missin Link i feel stupid for not understanding the joke

[@Brian3642]

Nep's laugh is one of he cutest laughs I've ever heard

[@Samuell998]

When every one is talking about hand that turn down the difficulty for Soviet (6:38), you can see a hand on a container right next to Soviet. Coincidence? I think not.

[@jeremyk7210]

Every video he puts out is always worth the 5 months wait

[@chunaun1]

before that just keep watching the old one

[@tastyjexess985]

on AT LEAST a weekly basis.

[@ezioauditoredafirenze4760]

Jeremy Khim Damn right

[@VanguardEndeavor]

7:26 I take it from everyone’s reaction here, moments where Soviet does good is rare 6:15 is another moment

[@animeandshenanigans]

nah, it is a reaction to the baffling situation that the enemy threw the round on 7:26. The correct timestamp should be 6:40

[@VanguardEndeavor]

@@animeandshenanigans you right, you right

[@CrimsonPisces113]

Best instantaneous moment of all time 3:49

[@AbedTravels]

Javi Legoff r

[@Willbo_Swaggins97]

Nevil sounds like he's speaking in Shakespearean era old English .

[@matthewmac5787]

iv'e had to do 2 shake-spear in school and live in britan with people who like to talk old fashioned trust me it sounds nothing like it

[@Lievcocijo]

nay net net aaady nepiy niddeh?

[@nonleleh]

Balthazar Moriarty kek its just a joke and not a serious statement

[@caseyryan1]

Balthazar Moriarty doth haven an ak

[@onedaxster]

His Vietnamese accent is utterly incomprehensible to me

[@mrguys2822]

I really want cynide to meet swagger souls

[@LowFlyer]

mr guys best collab ever

[@tylerlauderman4939]

mr guys yes

[@johngarret133]

I want him to met ainsley

[@old-worldghost3451]

When you listen to Nevil talk without reading the subs, you can understand him better. That or I'm just used to listening to people talk in broken english

[@theodorewinstone-hooper1446]

I love the difference between cyanide and neps voice on the 'uh huh' part at 10:22

[@liamphillips9483]

6:18 I didn't know Stormtroopers played csgo

[@deznuey1327]

"Globul" "Globul" "Globul" "Damn mexican stealing all our globul" 😂

[@justc1re617]

"Give it to me baby, CAW-CAW" is the funniest thing ever.

[@shep2534]

I actually never noticed that second floor in palace...

[@kami88888]

Shep what the fuck SAME I never noticed that

[@fastwers4312]

Me neither and i have like 1.3k hours in game lol

[@Joshimitsu91]

That's because you're not a gold nova who's looking around the environment instead of checking the angles. At least that's what I'm telling myself is the reason I didn't notice it!

[@andruloni]

Why would one need to notice it if you can't get there anyway?

[@Jack-xo5vv]

Same i explored that entire map and dint notice it

[@whiteghost5736]

This reminds me of the time Cyanide knifed NBK

[@yeomama8481]

Oh come on 😂😢

[@Ouranoxxx]

NEVER CLICKED OFF PORNHUB SO FUCKING FAST

[@Ouranoxxx]

FUCK I BROKE MY KZbin BY DOING THAT

[@Ouranoxxx]

Brendan Wright GOOD JOB

[@notEnzy]

WHY ARE WE WRITING IN CAPS

[@Ouranoxxx]

Enzy NO FUCKING IDEA

[@bonkadict295]

Same

[@krysterio]

2:47 I think Nevil said "did they have an AK by the way?"