Random Space Engineers Bullshittery (part 3)

Praise Clang! May he bless your new year with good fortune, unexploded grids and lag-less pistons.
All ZF Twitch channels - / zfclan
My personal one - / sovietwomble
Sources:
2:28 - The Gonk - Dawn of the Dead (1978)

[@mangopower97]

*sees Part 3* *looks at Part 2* “3 years ago”

[@freedoomer2524]

*looks at part 1* "5 years ago"

[@freedoomer2524]

@Sergije treci same

[@judechauhan6715]

ANtistasi part 4/5 coming in 2145

[@deeznutz8320]

@Sergije treci Thats quite optimistic big guy

[@darkner2390]

It's okay guys, he'll get through Cyanide's harem... Eventually...

[@tenacityxl]

“Please stop licking my toes!” Gorty: “Sorry! I’ll stop.” I don’t know if this is relationship goals or relationship regrets.

[@sgttau9870]

Definitely goals

[@sanketmehta7821]

@@DRida64 she's worth it

[@Rurik_Luci]

Nothing is worth that

[@infinityjohnny7342]

Goals

[@zer0theultimate]

Yes. Also in the last video Cyanide was told "don't stick your dick in crazy" and his response was "it's worth it"

[@STANDRDUSER]

“If you press Y you can activate traction, press Y...” Cyanide didn’t learn from kyle’s mistake after the mini golf game.

[@CC-tl3zs]

Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it

[@Daniel-ef1mw]

Exactly.

[@STANDRDUSER]

@CC 6871 Right You Are

[@shartzuka9514]

“Ha, I broke that guy’s welder.” ... “Oh shit, that’s my welder.”

[@rexpimplemyer3839]

LOLz Typical (ZF) scenario. I'm thinkin they are misnamed. Instead of (ZF) they should be called (OF) since they seem to say it far more often, as in "Oh, F...". hahaha

[@windwood7168]

@@rexpimplemyer3839 they always runs out of Fs since they always threw it around so often :v

[@brog3143]

@@rexpimplemyer3839 well i can see a little problem with that name

[@JeffrevinYT]

"I've discovered an alternative propulsion method..?" "Is it rolling down a hill at speed?" According to the next one and a half minutes, _yes._

[@Faramik2000]

a very slow speed at that

[@Mygg_Jeager]

I was literally just at that part of the video when I read this comment lmfao.

[@donovantran3634]

Me: enjoying the video Me, realizing I can't expect another video for another year: *angrily spinning*

[@anoniem1987]

That could be a few days, or a whole year /evilgrin

[@UNSCPILOT]

Schrodinger Womble?

[@purplepotato2612]

Next decade*

[@nola83darl]

The next *1,0000000000,0000000000000 YEARS*

[@masonsykes2240]

SPEEN

[@preacher9609]

I feel like Soviet only uploads when his rent is due

[@D3ADSHOT1337]

he must have one really relaxed landlord then so when is your rent due? oh um some time in 2021 i joke i love this guys videos

[@brog3143]

Well he does upload once every month so you’re not wrong

[@australiangamer7956]

Hao Tuan you really haven’t been here very long it’s not once a month it’s like 3 times a year

[@khonjel_singh]

The funny thing is he doesn't monetize his YT videos. His only income is from Twitch. He earns squat from YT.

[@JustPvPGaming]

Khonjel Singh dont forget his patreon

[@GrandHighGamer]

Me: Why doesn't Soviet upload more often? Soviet: Spends hours animating a turret shooting apart the subtitles Me: Oh that's why

[@markmulder9845]

I had the same question, then I saw cyanide giant face and thought the wait was worth it

[@jochemcode4570]

His editing is something of a different level

[@cristalmewtwo4160]

He only updates when rent is due

[@Entropy__]

cristal mewtwo doesn’t get paid via KZbin, he hates ads! Which is good for us!

[@zameliz]

@@Entropy__ tbh I dont care about ads cause I run adblocker 24/7

[@MooLobsta]

Soviet : "You cant just angrily spin when you encounter a problem". also soviet : *LITERALLY SHOOTS ANYONE WHO ARGUES WITH HIM*

[@nyotamwuaji6484]

Well that's not angrily spinning now is it?

[@MooLobsta]

@@nyotamwuaji6484 I see what your saying but that's not really what I meant. Instead of spinning he shoots to solve his problems

[@nyotamwuaji6484]

@@MooLobsta I refer you to the song "Shoot all your problems away" by tomska. Shooting your problems removes them, spinning angrily does nothing!

[@flippingchips7343]

@@nyotamwuaji6484 Well, bullets do spin quite angrily when shot from a gun...

[@QixTheDS]

Flipping Chips aggressively not angrily

[@LordRavensong]

Aliens: ZF have deliberately attacked us! Literally anyone who has seen a Womble video: ZF are incapable of doing anything intentionally.

[@Rurik_Luci]

No they are very proficient at screwing each other over just not anyone else

[@hop-skip-ouch8798]

Alien Strategist: Sir, It's better to avoid them. We have seen what they do to their friends. We don't want to make an enemy of them.

[@LordRavensong]

@@Rurik_Luci bold of you to imply they do any of that on purpose....

[@420Zidane]

More like: Someone’s deliberately attacked us! It’s from ZF. False alarm, literally nothing about this was intentional

[@1-800-suicide]

LordRavensong *incapable of using nades*

[@sirapple589]

0:47 “Where’s my grinder” If ZF is to be believed, on your phone.

[@cloutlessloser7191]

kek

[@Carbon2861996]

kek

[@sirapple589]

Yeah, I’m gonna put a stop to this chain before it gets started.

[@sarcasm1999]

Yeah, I'm gonna put a stop to this chain before it gets started.

[@MrFlarespeed]

Is there an echo in here?

[@crippledcrusader1321]

3:55 this right here is why Soviet is the best at editing. Notice how the “What?” Turns to look in the direction of where the text his girlfriend said goes in.

[@Soul_Slayer]

The fact that the girlfriend’s text does little hops off screen is also a nice touch! These little things give the moments even more character! 😂

[@aconfusedlacroix3965]

Yea no shit

[@olthdorimirth6055]

"I'm gonna grind that." -sovietwomble 2019 December 27

[@Can_I_Smart]

Soviet grinds a 100ft tall penis. Seems about right.

[@phishhead5503]

Soviet opens grindr account so he can grind lul

[@tetrobro5182]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@godzvnm]

Olthdori mirth how you commenting a day befor the video is even out what the fuck?

[@suppar8066]

Coming soon.. after the last one "where is my grinder" this ist going to be a cashgenerating movie as nothing before

[@Turinnn1]

"Ill just put some old SovietWomble vid playing in the background" """Posted 3 hours ago"""" "Wait, what?"

[@adamkaban8507]

yes

[@asana02]

lol, I done the same thing as well

[@isaacwest]

Dont worry, even when he uploads new videos half of it is rehashed material.

[@Bernardos2002]

OH.... i can hear this with soviet's accent, "Wait, W0t?"

[@JayJJuan]

just a reminder he streams at least twice a day monday through friday over on twitch

[@bilalozkul8826]

Soviet womble: *Posts video Everyone: the king has returned

[@zamiezom]

trueee

[@weezards1014]

And with 100% improved edits

[@ultravoilentanomaly]

with a mediocre video in comparison...

[@wartoilet9927]

Soviet's the king but Frankie's the almighty one, the bandit slayer and champion of the Bambi in need

[@cynicya3604]

Only after 3 months

[@CheeseYourself]

3:23 Very poetic. When Soviet dies, he falls into his own trap.

[@VoidHxnter]

“Controlled descent... CONTROLLED DESCENT” *sets off nuke* perfect

[@Sillimant_]

Basically sums up ZF

[@fatboyscsstleofmadness]

Wat is his name

[@souvikrc4499]

@@fatboyscsstleofmadness I think it's Digby.

[@mr.h1083]

And that’s why Digby is one of my favorites in ZF.

[@sonofjack6286]

@@mr.h1083 I thought he was part of the Cadian XXth.

[@nekotyrant1629]

Alternate title: "Womble gets revenge on Cyanide."

[@Zack_Zander]

9:23

[@alanepithet2931]

Confirmed: it was beautiful.

[@bogustoast22none25]

Alternate title: Space Engineers Episode 3: Revenge of the Wimbledon

[@haradrim8405]

,,Womble strikes back."

[@LikeWagon]

Love Womble's New Year Resolution, he buttfucked him

[@paulfliser]

I 100% expected "Down Under" to play after that building sequence

[@opfoca1oparrowmarinerecon154]

Me too lmao

[@topdoomslayer3913]

Ditto

[@Kasaaz]

Same!

[@local9]

Not alone there, I was about to join in and then nope.

[@viniciusduarte3420]

SUCH A FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT

[@markmulder9845]

Quote of the month: "I not only lied about the turrets, i also gave them more ammo."

[@FARBerserker]

This was hillarious. Instant favourite. "Controlled decent... controllled.decent!" *explosion. Second of silence* "Perfect!"

[@Ranulfdatank]

Any landing you can walk away from right? :P

[@prisoner6266]

Sounds so much like me as a pilot. Or a scientist. Or anything, really...

[@auszatti665]

-Plays Space Engineers "WhY aM i In SpAcE?!"

[@holdenkimura5034]

Bro that shit weird as fuck

[@coeusdarksoul2855]

Chinny may well be the most unexpectedly & randomly hilarious one of the bunch.

[@MarshalHamster]

Coeus Darksoul pretty sure that was Digby. Compare that line with the line about a controlled descent

[@mohdmuqri6101]

we're in the space you dingus!

[@FlameTheFaithful]

Me: *looking at notifications* “Oh look Soviet is back again, he was tired from all that baking.”

[@Dorgsbrain69]

Here, have a reply

[@yboy898]

Here's a second reply.

[@americantacos7618]

Hows about a third?

[@viktorstorm8238]

Like it or not, here’s a fourth.

[@25Umbra]

You probably need a fifth.

[@Ben_Kimber]

So, Clang is the Space Engineers counterpart to Kerbal Space Program’s Kraken, then. I like how different games have their own community-made lore about some destruction deity or ethereal creature that’s responsible for all the random glitches and destruction.

[@migueltan1080]

I can only imagine living in space 500 years into the future: **knocking on the airlock* "Hello sir, would you like to here about our Lord and savior *CLANG* ?"

[@billykapard9863]

Clang's Witness

[@krowbard]

You assume that we're going to make it 500 years in to the future

[@brendancappelli2611]

You mean the god of the Adeptus Mechanicus?

[@krowbard]

@@brendancappelli2611 is that from 40k orrrrr....?

[@Techischannel]

@Resb Aad It already is, praise be our lord and savior Clang and its Cousin: The Kraken

[@trx90vito29]

Cy: *feels wet sensation on his toes, thinking it’s his dog, he tells her to stop* Gorty: *pops out from under his desk* sorry Everyone: *confused screaming*

[@idiocyincorporated7635]

She's kinky lol

[@flotappl]

@@idiocyincorporated7635 and psychotic

[@santihandayani9051]

Time stamp?

[@trx90vito29]

The PancakeGamer 3:52

[@TheGuardDuck]

Probably was Gorty just being nearby and making a joke, and the dog really was the one licking.

[@ericwlezniak2081]

The cameo by cy's girlfriend was incredible.

[@jokermaness]

Time stamp?

[@aryansinghal3951]

@@jokermaness 3:54

[@Phonixrmf]

Super crazy hot girlfriend Or is it super hot crazy girlfriend?

[@bladehunter1097]

@@Phonixrmf Probably the latter

[@blacktemplarbrotherlucius1935]

@@bladehunter1097 doesn't cy have a harem?

[@danoconnor5138]

“Driving over what feels like a teenager’s face.” Ow. Those are my feelings.

[@Nebsgame]

Can’t believe you and cy have been friends for 6 years

[@yourneighborlytrashbirb9525]

well, it depends on what you mean by _friends_

[@csharponlinux4670]

@@yourneighborlytrashbirb9525 Frienemy

[@leesengwee4692]

Men can be friends even after bludgeoning each other with a spoon

[@BoostedMonkey05]

@@yourneighborlytrashbirb9525 it's called being close enough that you can insult each other as greetings or some shit. The subtleties of social interaction.

[@allshipper2158]

Exactly what Jonathan. I have 3 in which we are besties or pure morons for almost 10 years.

[@nostradamusofgames5508]

"Controlled descent! CONTROLLED DESCENT!" *Explosion* ...Perfect!

[@side-beeetaloniswolfwolfac4179]

Another happy landing.

[@25Umbra]

heres a reply for the good comment

[@nicholass9841]

For all his expertise, that isn’t a very smooth landing.

[@SovietWomble]

Merry Christmas btw folks. I hope you've all had a good one.

[@CameraDev]

You too. What did Santa get you? A drilldo?

[@CameraDev]

Sossy

[@alexanderwoolley1623]

Happy new year womble.

[@SovietWomble]

@@CameraDev Fishing stuff! Wooo!

[@sirapple589]

Camera Man Deavon Actually, he got a ticket to a Pray the Gay Away camp. It’s a bit odd that it’s in Poland and apparently hasn’t seen any use since the 1940s but at this point anything is worth a try.

[@carbonwolf1087]

I love that cy's face is on a projector because it implies that someone build a full sized analog of his face

[@tomto8748]

"Job done" And now another 3 month hibernation time

[@redacted8983]

more like 2 years

[@kersenify]

More like 5 centuries

[@wulfricr7635]

Soviet needs time to massively overedit everything and ply Cyanide with food until he agrees to appear in another video, since he seems to go insane every time, so maybe give him an eternity or two

[@1-800-suicide]

Lord PirögieWolf more like 6 years

[@Sealis04]

@@wulfricr7635 We're honestly just waiting for Cyanide to finish his food since he eats every 1 minute, thats why the vid takes so long to make

[@maxthue]

Soviet sees Cyanide's face: "I'm going to grind that"

[@jackfinn8284]

When in rome bang Caligula :/

[@yudhaadrian47]

No no no, sees Cyanide's pe- No, actually, nevermind...

[@24kFilter]

Me when I realize Soviet has posted yet another video: *Ah yes, a gift of the gods I see.*

[@Archangelm127]

This one appears to be a gift from CLANG. ^_^

[@kaelkirkby9191]

f ι l т є я you should have done “A surprise to be sure but a welcome one”

[@josephstalin7353]

a rare gift

[@heartofthewild680]

2:15 “one hell of a cold” Me: **checks what day this video was posted** ... I don’t think that’s a cold.

[@Mygg_Jeager]

Holy shit lol

[@AdrianHereToHelp]

"What happens if the babu turtle is missing a chromosome?" Then we name it Cyanide

[@queenbee4745]

Thanks, I just spit out my tea

[@Mis7erSeven]

And we troll it with the turrets.

[@Built2spill505]

*WHEEZ*

[@adrianbyrdziak5130]

let's take a moment to appreciate the quality of these subtitles in 8:58

[@tanaschmidt3728]

And at 3:32. That’s impressive as hell

[@SpaceCase132]

And people wonder why it takes so long for each upload.

[@parkerbrown3281]

He is the best on the platform at subtitles

[@gamermanPS3]

@@parkerbrown3281 never seen teo or darkliberatorzone?

[@parkerbrown3281]

gamermanPS3 no, checking them out rn

[@jjlim3768]

"What happens if the baby turtle is missing a chromosome?" Oh Edberg 😂

[@davecrupel2817]

Was dying when he said that 🤣

[@user-yw8sr3uj1w]

@@davecrupel2817 did someone steal one of yours

[@davecrupel2817]

@@user-yw8sr3uj1w You can not steal what someone does not have 🥴

[@user-yw8sr3uj1w]

@@davecrupel2817 damn thats good

[@raysilon2485]

@@davecrupel2817 self burn, those are rare

[@jenniferreid372]

*looks at cyanides face* "where's my grinder? im gonna grind that" (me over here laughing at the mistake)

[@soarinskies1105]

Oh you

[@blacktiger171]

So I’m not the only one!

[@MrHumm3lz]

Also right after calling it a 100ft penis!

[@VulkanYT]

"Wheres my Grindr at, I'm gonna grind that" Okay Womble, its safe to come out now. Its nearly 2020 my dude. Times have changed.

[@Cairo40000]

Sofagiet Womble

[@pyrotechnick420]

Thats why he hates being called that so much. Because it's true rofl

[@Zilla848]

Hassan Muhammad I think you mean a fwaggot

[@justsomeyanderewithinterne622]

Okay im gay now fuck me

[@Shaun_Jones]

9:08 Cyanide yelled so loud he lost his accent.

[@rn-zu5ld]

Pirate cyanide

[@cristalmewtwo4160]

He screamed his accent out of his voice box

[@mauz791]

I genuinely feel bad, man sounds so sad :(

[@NotTheLastSoL]

He sounded like fucking Shaggy!

[@magmat0585]

that, my friend, is the sound of a broken man

[@tavish2696]

This was just a revenge story with more than 5 years of lore behind it

[@noahuher8214]

"I turned off the turret." *3 minutes later* DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA

[@KamikazeeAliens]

MORE DAKKA

[@sbeve7820]

*N O T E N O U G H D A K K A*

[@TripleTrickShot]

@@sbeve7820 *N O T E N O U G H D A K K A*

[@rainbowrandy1700]

NEVER ENOUGH DAKKA

[@lucrowksniper2279]

By the emperor there's so much Heresy here

[@GENeralGremory]

"Where's my Grindr I'm gonna grind that" ~SovietWomble (2019)

[@TR-xo6ed]

Never disappoints in providing chaos and hilarity.

[@GegoXaren]

Part 1: 5 years ago. Part 2: 3 years ago. Part 3: 5 hours ago.

[@Yhelta]

So what you're saying is we can expect the next one in about 2 years?

[@alcatraz160]

Precisely.

[@Gutnarm]

if you want the soup of the day, watch on twitch. if you want the consommé double on a special night, you'll have to wait for the cooks to prepare it

[@drinalco]

@@Gutnarm that was THE most beautiful analogy I've ever seen. Kudos. just, wow.

[@TheEmeraldSword04]

Next will be 3 hours.

[@CollinCF3]

It was a mind frick when it sounded like there were two Soviets at 1:13

[@FenekitoDev]

It's zeb all over again

[@louisrobitaille5810]

He doesn't sound like Womble though 🤔

[@meri.myratoni]

every youtuber on December: "winter/christmas themed content for you guys" womble: lol watch whatever I make after months of wait

[@Sonusmfx]

Gotta love him tho lmao

[@InnocentC0]

KZbin is just an advertisment for him now. For his.. patreon, twitch or whatever he does in nowsdays.

[@TamLe-bj2yl]

InnocentC0 he spent 8-10hr everyday for editting, hard to say all of that is for advertising, he even skip streaming or fishing (his hobby), for more editing. He barely left his house nowadays. Give the man a rest.

[@forrestdevine2336]

"Cry-O-Pod" gets me every time. Ugly snorting laughter.

[@davidec.4021]

I fucking died they’re the best

[@MangoMonster2007]

I want to like but it would ruin it

[@liurabaum8746]

😂😂

[@allshipper2158]

Speaking of snorting-laugh. kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5fdgo1tdpVniq8

[@pillarcat873]

"i broke that guys welder" "Wait" "That's my welder" sovietwomble.

[@cyrusshakeri1103]

Sovietwomble.... the welder bender

[@thegeneralissimo470]

I realized that Chinny sounds quite a bit like Digby when he's yelling.

[@Wrecker-r4k]

I was wondering why someone sounded like Digby

[@elric7415]

“What happens if the baby turtle is missing a chromosome” lmao

[@frustro4323]

Lost it right there.

[@szushycat]

Press Y ;)

[@Pyrozen_Plays]

It becomes the asdf mine turtle

[@Alen725]

I know what happens, it writes down lines from video everyone just watched and add something cringey like lmao at end.

[@kedarunzi9139]

@@Alen725 No I think what happens is it says "I know what happens, it writes down lines from video everyone just watched and add something cringey like lmao at the end"

[@twotailedavenger]

Zero Fucks Gaming: If the Top Gear crew were gamers.

[@akshsj6695]

CLARKSOON

[@ABonYT]

Especially with his upload 'schedule'

[@ABonYT]

@Claus Øder Hjortkjær let's be real thats gonna be season 5

[@rawfootage322]

hammond you idiot

[@Redbikemaster]

@@rawfootage322 permission to say "cock"

[@JahansGanes]

I love the moment when cy scream "I HATE YOU", besides Womble has a high ground

[@lordbluebaron2270]

Womble has THE high ground

[@mrhno1syjun1or67]

”Nice controlled decent. CONTROLLED DECENT *explosion* perfect” is the most relatable part of this video

[@oldtimegames96]

Q: How to turn a lander into a meteor? A: Ask Chinny.

[@CameraDev]

Of course Womble would name his ship the “Drilldo”

[@stratigangames508]

1:01 I legitimately thought that Man Down Under was going to start playing

[@anwarnaveedali4412]

yeah...felt like he jebaited us.

[@yll_0M]

Or this kzbin.info/www/bejne/moLaZapvjMyLmbM

[@ohkanzo407]

Glad I wasn't the only one

[@yeetusdeletus1913]

I can’t believe I got rick rolled in 2020

[@suspiciouschicken]

@@yll_0M you ass

[@Truth4None]

This video confirms it, Soviet wants to grind on Cy’s face.

[@vpsjdon]

"I'm gonna bring her into land" "Nice, controlled descent" *"CONTROLLED DESCENT"* BOOM "Perfect"

[@_.ghostin._8294]

Your welcom for 69 likes. Also nice

[@rebeccaconlon9743]

Nailed it!

[@seantaggart7382]

YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD! *BOOM*

[@maurycy_gnc]

Yes we were watching the same fucking video

[@Sickling3]

Thanks I watched the video

[@AlmostZer0]

"Hehe I broke some guy's welder" ... "Oh shit that's *my* welder!" -SovietWomble, 2019

[@UncleRussian.]

Oh yeah my friend who streamed Skyrim once was a vampire, went outside, everyone was attacking and screaming about a vampire... And he was like "Yeah yeah, whatever vampire... Wait me vampire? ME VAMPIRE! ME VAMPIRE!!!"

[@trashpanda-sg2xh]

@@UncleRussian. mad story bro But who asked

[@UncleRussian.]

@@trashpanda-sg2xh do I need a reason to tell a story I think of when I read comments? I'm sorry Master, I will make sure to inform your royal majesty when I decide to tell yet another story of mine.

[@trashpanda-sg2xh]

@@UncleRussian. bold of you to assume I wasn't just asking who wanted to know

[@eelco8800]

"It's called the HMS Brexiteer" -"Is it on fire?" That was on point.

[@asbendewar4259]

No it was on fire

[@yagmi6182]

if the brexiteer is on fire the EU galleon is already exploded into pieces XD

[@tooschoolforcool1858]

@@yagmi6182 Yeah and HMS Remoan is sinking somewhere in the Corbyn sea.

[@kerrynisbet1514]

@@tooschoolforcool1858 you tried.

[@waswat]

Yeah, that was on point! I mean, just look, it already spawned a few butthurt brexiteers trying to make a joke about the other side.

[@jacobvaughn9276]

"Job Done" might just be the best way to describe space engineers ever

[@vincentzhou824]

Soviet Womble: “I’m going to grind that” Chinney: “Controlled Descent” I never thought Soviet would actually be Alpha

[@The15demon15]

Vincent Zhou whenever he is in charge he either commit war crime or get executed

[@pyro_beelzibot]

Dude Ikr, it's like the last few Bullshittery episodes he's upgraded into being more alpha and jerk and Cyanide's just retarded into a wuss

[@holdenkimura5034]

Nah Chinney's just a power bottom

[@jqa16JesusSaves]

He's alpha at being gay.

[@Warhamer116]

@@jqa16JesusSaves Alpha Gay sounds like a powermove someone in ZF would pull and be proud of.

[@pyro_beelzibot]

"..Driving over a teenagers face" -Cyanide, 2019

[@aq411]

i didn't really get the joke

[@brianreynaldi4770]

@@aq411 hint : teen have a lot of pimple, and they at the moon

[@callumgilesme]

I'm pretty sure it's a Clarkson reference

[@clintonjthurman]

Callum Giles just saw that old episode of top gear today and thought the same thing when I heard him say that.

[@Fr0zenEagle]

@@aq411 *C R A T E R S*

[@WingManH]

"Where's my Grindr" -SovietWomble, 2019

[@seantaggart7382]

Ha!

[@thec-m]

“I will drill the fuck out of you” - SovietWomble 2019

[@justaperson6555]

Technically he wants to grind on cyanides face...

[@justaperson6555]

Which he described as a 100ft tall penis... He wants to grind on the 100ft tall penis which is also cyanides face

[@darthcygnus7692]

I swear, when Soviet, Ed and Cy are in the same game it's 3'000 times funnier: the holy trinity of comedy.

[@CameraDev]

“Why am I in Space?!” “Because we’re Space Engineers, you dingus!”

[@emperorcaesarandyvsrex]

I really appreciate the sound effect for Cyanide turning his engine off. I may be in the extreme minority for doing so, but oh well.

[@RookDarkFox]

I think it's the low power sound from the original Red Alert.

[@emperorcaesarandyvsrex]

@@RookDarkFox the sound is similar, but it is actually the sound when you turn a building off in startopia.

[@Left-TurnOnly]

@@emperorcaesarandyvsrex I normaly get annoyed by "But actually" comments but wholy shit nice obscure knowledge dude.

[@plosonen]

@@Left-TurnOnly That was very wholesome of you to say. Nice one c:

[@hatsjer]

@@RookDarkFox Isn't it also used in Tiberian Sun?

[@Zicetec2000]

"So I'm gonna start laying a platform down" Me at the end "ENGLAND!"

[@TheEyeofTheTide]

Zicetec2000 I’ll be honest I heard the beginning of Africa there when he laid it down.

[@MalachiteDragon1]

"You can't just angrily spin every time you encounter a problem" Like hell I can't

[@toaster9922]

“I shall poo on you” -Womble

[@Dr_Monitor]

Seeing Aamir’s giant face made me drop my iPad because I was laughing so hard. What a legend.

[@dominantreaper2912]

Acura TL GTLM He actually made it so it’ll run for 3 years and it’s indestructible lol

[@itstachi5737]

6:30 "Later" *EXPLOSION* I Spat out my water, "Oop, theres clang."

[@Johnny-kmskys]

"Watch out for the other hole" Cy: The. WHAT?

[@lordbluebaron2270]

More like “Watch our for the second hole.” Cy-“for the what?”

[@louisrobitaille5810]

I need a compilation of "For the what!?" moments on the internet 😂

[@thenarrator9204]

Two beautiful things born from this edit. Angrily spinning and more clips of Cyanide's agony!!

[@squeezedlemonydemon4472]

"Is it on fire?" It could be more on fire.

[@partialblackout]

Squeezed Lemony demon Is that a hellsing abridged quote i hear, or is that already a quote from something?

[@Steamboat2016]

@@partialblackout oh it's definitely a Hellsing abridged quote and I approve

[@benlyon5118]

London bridge is falling down!

[@alecchristiaen4856]

@@benlyon5118 Falling down?

[@benlyon5118]

@@alecchristiaen4856 falling down!

[@Deltapickle]

4:00 man I love Soviet’s editing 😂

[@tomstuttgart992]

I just noticed the wtf faced the leaving maja cc lmfao

[@r.t.1077]

Superghostninja What was maya saying can’t make it out

[@tomstuttgart992]

"I'll stop, I'm sorry. Hahaha..."

[@thegamingidiots8408]

Soviet: “hah I broke that guys welder” Also soviet: “oh shit that’s my welder!”

[@Soy_Sauce_Supreme]

4:06 "Is that a chode the Americans call it?" Meanwhile in CSGO Bulshittery ep 1 Soviet is telling a team mate to get their "chode" out of his face. You can't blame it all on us Soviet!

[@CameraDev]

“My constructions are not always phallic..” *Said no one ever before SovietWomble*

[@orr4337]

I like how the space engineers series has been going on for 5 years, and it's only the third video

[@ToxicSkull0]

Soviet when he sees anything long and hard “I’m going to grind my that”

[@s0lardr0p52]

1:00 "I come from the land down under"

[@codygreen5513]

I was honestly expecting that 😂

[@jwalker546]

So was i thats all i heard

[@John_Raynor]

"I tried so Hard! And Get so Far! In the End, Soviet just gonna Smoke me!!!" - Cy2k19

[@theundeadpancake9869]

Love that

[@harrymintz9960]

Please play this more, I can't wait another three years for part 4.

[@ИосифСталин-п2б]

"Quote from video everyone just watched." Love me.

[@DesertCookie]

Have a like for ingenious comment, comrad.

[@simulacrumdei6462]

отлично, товарищ!

[@futonschiessverdammnt4798]

"Love us" Ftfy Komrade.

[@porlarazonoporlafuerza6424]

Greetings fellow comrade

[@caseyhall2320]

Yeah pretty much lol

[@BossVJBeast]

the zf clan is the reason i own space engineers

[@adorabletoaste]

we have the same reasons

[@ironman1181]

ZF is the reason i found Space Engineers and they're also the reason i found Captain Shack/TheXpGamers and w4stedspace xD…..great KZbin channels if you're looking for Space Engineers and sci-fi content :D

[@rdkonevrd9898]

@@Ivan-wb4mv let me just play my tiny violin for you bo hoo

[@mtndew314]

they are part of the reason that I pirated Space Engineers

[@OfficialZeniFlow]

@@mtndew314 why.. just why. I know the struggle of not having enough money to buy games but cmon. Space Engineers were plenty of times around 5-8 bucks.. why would you pirate the game, that cheap, the game, which has WORKSHOP and thousands of mods, properly working multiplayer and is always updated?

[@michaelr7254]

5:27 Every child. Ever. Past present and future.

[@jazmihamizan4987]

Despite over two decades old, i would honestly still do that, today tomorrow and beyond

[@trainfan-ks5hk]

3:02 Ork WAAAGH!!! Landing on an Imperial Planet 6:33 Ork Mek slapped one of his machines resulting in a very Big Bang

[@iona2225]

KONTROLLED DAWCENT!

[@trainfan-ks5hk]

iona2225 DATS DA FING I WAS SAYIN YA SNOT

[@EquanoxDragon]

Am I the only one who giggled when womble said "I'm gonna grind it" when talking about the giant Cyanide face? XD

[@PigeonJonas]

I legit had a bad time this night and the pic of Lulu really cheered me up. Thanks mate!

[@paladin_devildog227]

Man this was so much fun to watch. I enjoyed it a lot, and saw quite a few moments i remember from stream. Keep up the amazing work Womble Sir

[@hypercake1660]

"That is one hell of a cold you have" People seeing this mid 2020: O__O hmmm... interesting...

[@sleepninja2350]

True

[@potatonope9774]

Oh god 2 months away from 2022 and STILL

[@hakura028]

"what happens when a baby turtle lose a chromosome ?" That part killed me XD

[@geoblaster4166]

Soviet: doesn't upload in 2 months Soviet : when he does its 9 minutes long Me: sad georgian noises

[@TheRealCharlieSuper]

He streams almost daily...

[@geoblaster4166]

@@TheRealCharlieSuper yeah but edited videos are much more fun imp

[@Dogbold-Rue]

9 minutes of laughter w/ small gaps in between to breathe is quite ok.

[@geoblaster4166]

@@Dogbold-Rue tru

[@n00bLokumi]

@@TheRealCharlieSuper Stream arent the same, his editing make it more funiier

[@TemptationsEnd]

For those complaining about soviets upload schedule: 1) he’s quite active on twitch. 2) I’m an editor and uploaded myself on my main channel. Just basic edits can take up to an hour for a ten minute video like this. Like adding text and making it perfectly how you want it. Now imagine this times ten, as even with the best editing program. He’d had to manually add the shaking of cyanides angry text. It takes about an hour to fully render at 1080p a video with basic edits. Now try to conceive how much longer it takes for Soviet to get it to his standards of quality. Give the man a break

[@IntelCorei-KProcessor-go2to]

Not only that but it takes him many weeks and even months to filter through the streaming footages to compile into one video.

[@Lmaolel]

Ugh i think some of them are joking about that. But you are right anyway. Although we have to wait for uploads, its worth of waiting.

[@TristanSykes1994]

To be honest, the wait makes me anticipate the videos more as I'm never disappointed with Soviets videos and o know when the next one drops I'm always due a few good laughs.

[@gomathisivakumar6806]

What's your Main Channel

[@Blizzburn]

@@IntelCorei-KProcessor-go2to i mean, by this point most of us already know and surely the newer subs can understand since this is the fwaggot we all love

[@kazuma7069]

Cyanide: "It was hard getting out of that crater huh" Them: "yea, also watch out for the turrets and the other hole" Cyanide: *The... WHAT*

[@ShiaraMoon]

“Controlled descent” *boom* “Perfect!” 😂

[@Elliphaz]

This literally happened to me last night when I was playing SE. My brother said I was going in too hot and I told him it was fine cause i had reverse thrusters... I just forgot to refill the tank...

[@jdreyes3745]

The real kicker here is the second "CONTROLLED DESCENT" seconds before impact.

[@EmberQuill]

@@jdreyes3745 The "Perfect!" afterwards is just icing on the cake.

[@1-800-suicide]

Elliphaz just the seconds before impact