Random Viscera Cleanup Detail Bullshittery

[@peterrudman3109]

"This is a bucket." "Dear God." "There's more." "No!"

[@john2381]

Memories

[@sovereigngnx4682]

The fact that I never thought of saying those lines when I first watched this video proves how much of a disappointment i really am lol

[@lego007guym8]

"There's more!" Womble: "Tom, stop making buckets!"

[@TheEmeraldSword04]

Tom says otherwise.

[@Alina_The_Wolf]

Lmao

[@siegesquirrel42]

I love how Womble panics at the first sign of Cake being unhappy.

[@tenacityxl]

We all would. Cake is a precious human being that deserves the WORLD.

[@notverybreathtaking3631]

Cake is our little Goddess, if she's upset we do our best to make her happy again. Making her sad is a crime beyond anything else

[@Gesh7]

@@notverybreathtaking3631 fuck you for making me cringe

[@raptorcell6633]

Because Cake is the one beacon of happiness left, if she becomes unhappy then we all lose hope.

[@jimbonio222]

*everyone* "Cake is pure and an innocent being who needs protecting!" *me* "Under what circumstances did she see JFJ's legs..?"

[@AnthanKrufix]

Seeing the raw unedited footage of this on Edburg's Channel made me really appreciate the fact that Womble is an inhuman god level video editor. It's far more than picking the clips and adding the captions. He also does so much other stuff such as toning down non-essential volume so viewers can focus on the main things being said, in the original they were talking over the top of each other a lot but Womble selectively blotted out the random chatter to focus on a single conversation. Each scene has got dozens of cuts and transitions, but they're so seamless they're actually hard to notice without actively looking for them. The original footage had frequent 10-20 second luls where nothing interesting happened. And not only that but he also sometimes re-times and re-orders lines to make the punchlines funnier and snappier. Example at 1:54, those lines were actually spoken in the other order in the original ("If you're not on a no fly list somewhere in the world then someone's not doing their job." "It's contemporary art!" ), but he swapped them to make the funnier line come last and act as an actual punchline.

[@HybridSpektar]

He doesn't edit his own videos

[@synt4x1e]

@@HybridSpektar He does, lol

[@austin2787]

So your telling me to respect him more, DONE

[@SkullzJoker12]

@@HybridSpektar he does. He dont want other people to edit his videos because there'll be conflict of interest and he doesnt want that bullshit. Thats why his videos takes time.

[@HybridSpektar]

@@SkullzJoker12 I could've swore he dropped a hint that he doesn't edit his own videos.

[@zennvirus7980]

Dude, watching a muiltiplayer session of this game makes me remember the actual janitorial jobs I've done. I swear, most of my co-workers were like this guys: doing stupid stuff throughout the shif and still managing to leave everything spotless. Janitorial job: it is an art.

[@gpflopi7240]

Why do i want to be a janitor now?

[@raptorcell6633]

Its a fine art of fucking everything up but leaving the place spotless.

[@3vergiven]

@@gpflopi7240 Same.

[@magosexploratoradeon6409]

I swear Janitorial work is the first line of defense agaisnt anarchy. All the while managing to do some stupid stuff.

[@alanmechling9822]

As another fellow janitor, yeah, this about sums it up. Especially when there's a change of shift. 😅 People just naturally do stupid shit yet, somehow manage to not completely fuck everything up.

[@masterendrancevr]

The way they scream "UNCLEAN!!" makes me wheeze.

[@mysticfox7271]

"UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!!"

[@Cynderfan35]

@@mysticfox7271 Dirty fucking filthy peasants!"

[@cypresswillow2591]

Edburg keep wheezing at that.

[@DamnItBabbz]

Like a crazy yoda just screaming UNCLEAN

[@adityapermana9651]

EDBERG wheeze always make me wheeze

[@Hirotara]

I love how everyone frantically starts to tries to fix the shit they've done when Cake starts having a meltdown. Team-work at it's finest right here.

[@blackspectre209]

@Charles Martel uuuh. Well then.

[@lobotomite.1395]

@Charles Martel sounds right, her unbelievably high pitched voice and unfunny comments just take away from the videos

[@riastradh]

Charles Martel how can one man be so wrong

[@riastradh]

Charles Martel because you’re the outlier doesn’t make you right

[@finderrio]

@Charles Martel Are you really that insecure? Get a grip.

[@kyunn8739]

"Everybody just melts when cake speaks" Indeed..

[@stefandicitrajaya9746]

i really wanted to know if cake's a boy or a girl... and how old... so cute omg

[@stefandicitrajaya9746]

D: doesn't matter it's voice is so cute

[@MostafaTurk90]

XxAimanChatxX indubitably XD

[@artightrokay9131]

She is a 16 year old girl

[@pipe_2k719]

Artight Rokay she's 18

[@evewhoo]

You'd think the more people, the faster, more efficient the workflow. You'd think.

[@kyleallman9373]

Not when it's ZF

[@1-800-suicide]

Memoria Lux ZF proves the point it just gets worse

[@magosexploratoradeon6409]

ZF is the exception to that rule. Anything regarding teamwork will never apply to ZF.

[@airplanemaniacgaming7877]

@@magosexploratoradeon6409 what is the Adeptus Mechanicus doing here? the incinerator, Slosh-o-matic, What-a-load, and the dispenser machine all don't have Machine Spirits! leave them alone! GET YOUR CYBERDONG OUT OF THAT TOASTER!!!!

[@StormTrooperTK-1138]

It’s ZF what the hell do you expect from them

[@thejfj]

my bad

[@Timboslice475]

Lol, that was great dude. Good one.

[@Bilbou]

Actual King of the whole video !!!!

[@NilaxProductionss]

This is too good.

[@goguanek]

so you are ZF member now? Or it was just a joke? :D

[@dutchandepic1691]

Shown himself to be a true member of zf

[@VenNoel]

Cake having a meltdown is the most adorable, cutest, funniest, and definitely the weirdest thing ever!!

[@diptyapinakaherringcandrad2930]

Theo Hensey Dude what

[@thyduck7542]

"Tom get me a bucket" "I ALREADY HAVE ONE!" 10/10

[@Napert]

that wasn't him

[@skepticmonkey6923]

666 likes oh Satan

[@davecrupel2817]

*NO! I GOT THIS!*

[@Napert]

969 likes

[@woodle3751]

Thy Duck k

[@juuzousuzuya2308]

"I thought I was gonna get banned-" *User has been banned for 3 hours*

[@Dude105tanki]

and he was never seen again....apart from his own channel

[@CJ00014]

@@Dude105tanki link it

[@Dude105tanki]

CJ00014 his channel is.....jfj

[@lugoorstar]

I gave the like number 666

[@CHRF-55457]

Yeep.

[@SovietWomble]

So what's up next? Well having done 4 bullshittery-type videos in a row, I'd like to put some time into a side project. I'm working on a gush/rant/analysis sort-of-video on the DayZ mod and follow up versions. And I don't want to release that until its properly ready. It'll likely be 5-6 weeks before the next bullshittery. But...I'm sure you're used to that by now. I'm not exactly the most prolific KZbinr in the world. But I'm hoping you'll like it. See you soon :) *Edit* - Turns out I spell like a blind eight year old.

[@Waz198721]

Seemsgood

[@bigfriendlyjoe]

groovy

[@surenopotato9374]

SovietWomble Why u never upload

[@jsbfkdls]

SovietWomble 28 second ago and already 2k views..

[@CommanderDae]

Don't worry, we love you.

[@LeyCarnifex]

"Heads up!" _throws head_ "Soviet, do you need a hand with that?" _throws hand_ I love Cyanide.

[@itsameelliot]

I'm not sure if I want to destroy the 666 likes or not.

[@CallumRSPS]

@@itsameelliot it's now 669 :3

[@Semmelein]

It's now 699. That still counts I guess.

[@EchthelionII]

It's at 910 as of writing this.

[@kaiju5496]

Now its 922

[@amoschew3609]

So I stopped cleaning my house midway to watch Womble clean ... okay

[@SovietWomble]

Fewer bodies in your house, I hope!

[@Smith003]

SovietWomble yes I hope so.

[@yuvalhuck5437]

I actually fucking searched who defuck is JFJ is google only to find nothing, continue watching and realize it's just a fucking guy you play wirh

[@NilaxProductionss]

The irony

[@wai.williams]

"Clean"

[@wazopaio]

4:52 Cake proves that she can be unbelievably adorable while simultaneously having an aneurysm due to someone else's stupidity.

[@junjiitakada2095]

Petition for a video of Cake just talking about well, anything really.

[@josephdowie976]

Junjii Takada she has a youtube channel

[@Toonyy55]

BUT WHAT IS IT?

[@ojbeaton2938]

Antoine it is Helena cake

[@KoroJeff]

Joseph Dowie you don't just say she has a channel and not tell us lol

[@hapiestar7164]

Yeah... were gonna need a channel name.

[@GreyhandLion]

Legend has it that Tom is still making buckets to this very day...

[@dionwoollaston5717]

MistEcrow I had to pause the video when womble cut to the stairs otherwise I would have died from laughing

[@ensemble3647]

MORE BUCKETS!!!

[@TuanNguyen-oz4pw]

UNCLEAN!!

[@shrimpy_nazeem]

Hey I’m the 900th like on this comment.

[@SKdestroyer95]

THERE'S NEVER ENOUGH BUCKETS!

[@carrotedsquare]

'we have a german guy working the incinerator' "well i like working the incinerator"

[@Gesh7]

You missed the funny part

[@kubauhlir1730]

"Well, why do you think I like working the incinerator" was what he said

[@zer0kiryu960]

lol I'm sighing with disappointment rn 😂😂

[@M8gazine]

oof you failed at quoting unfortunate my lad better luck next time

[@kryzzan7039]

when i heard this i cried

[@NickAsNickName]

*cake meltdown* [everyone disliked that]

[@nexusomega1]

???

[@lukeoates1248]

Everyone liked that everyone disliked that

[@thedoctor248]

literally just a fucking sandwich Says you, eh?

[@seantaggart7382]

@Charles Martel you know cake could kill you if she needed

[@khorehmandirani]

@Charles Martel you're on the wrong channel

[@rubendiaz6360]

cakes meltdown melts my heart

[@sunkigtbaltdjur751]

She is so pure and innocent... such a cute girl

[@adler5653]

MrSocioparty Dude just fuck off

[@adler5653]

I said fuck off because people on the Internet have to ruin everything with their perversions

[@credit__devin]

You mom forgot her pills ein

[@credit__devin]

Lol so so so true

[@daigloomminiaturepainting303]

I love how cake is singing in the back round just as if she is pretending the chaos isn't real.

[@horseluver4ever623]

She is the chaos

[@izmailow8246]

that unclean gets me everytime

[@peril7531]

*U N C L E A N*

[@daniellegraham516]

UNCLEEEEAAAAAAN

[@MrShadowtruth]

DIRTY FILTHLY FUCKING PEASANTS *UNCLEAN*!!!

[@dutchvanderlinde5812]

UNCLEAN!!!!

[@tabbiethecat]

i think of the unclean clip all the time, especially when cleaning up after other people lol

[@theguystealingyourinternet3712]

"who would pay for porn?" Only Fans 4 years later: *You fool*

[@512TheWolf512]

Let's be frank, that site is way more sinister than any of the porn sites out there

[@cookedchicken808]

@@512TheWolf512 Can you tell me about the site you are talking about? Just to make sure not to click it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@512TheWolf512]

@@cookedchicken808 onlyfans. i though that was plentry clear? what can be more sinister than scamming mentally ill people out of their money?

[@cookedchicken808]

@@512TheWolf512 Well, never heard of them. Assuming from how you sound, they are worse than Tik Tok or Twitch I guess?

[@512TheWolf512]

@@cookedchicken808 the three are quite the same. except twitch\amazon have a political agenda and are quite fascist. never used tiktok, don't care about them one bit

[@mydickisbiggerthanurgrandm9333]

*cake meltdown* I think my heart just melted

[@thewolfiemike2353]

Me either

[@iamkestrel]

@PSCGaming 7600 dude...what have you done to the another comment?

[@iamkestrel]

@PSCGaming 7600 you make everyone counting numbers

[@stavik96]

I wish I had a group of friends like that.

[@vokin6317]

I just wish I had friends

[@maximejacquart404]

I am absolutly willing to be part of your international group of friends!

[@DevillForce]

add me too nigga

[@Kathrynerius]

A new squad is forming!

[@itsrudereadingmyname7689]

stavik96 go hunt for em

[@victorkhan123]

I have got to give it to you: I have _NEVER_ seen as good editing as this.

[@iigrandqwertyyt3050]

tripl3 Your profile picture fits with this comment.

[@deissthibaut9632]

4:52 Cake having a nervous breakdown is the most cutest, yet hilarious thing I've ever hear x)

[@thedukeofidoicy1576]

@Charles Martel bro your taking time outta your day to go harass people who like Cake.

[@thedukeofidoicy1576]

@Charles Martel like don't you have anything better do to?

[@anishjoshi4992]

@@thedukeofidoicy1576 HES DELETING HIS COMMENTS I WANA KNOW WHAT HE SAID

[@ventzx6443]

Same

[@BasiliskDark536]

@@anishjoshi4992 he probably said "simp" without knowing what it means

[@onedumbgamer9672]

it's an eternal struggle to not wake the house with laughter in the night because of these videos

[@eddie7789]

One Dumb Gamer extremely true!

[@weldonwin]

Its easier for me, because I very quckly pass out from laughing so hard

[@mhmn9436]

My fucking stomach is hurting from holding it in XDD

[@0flyingmintbunny0]

One Dumb Gamer ikr

[@Alex-oq3mk]

I petition that there be more Cake in these videos

[@dumpygrimbo8623]

#WeNeedZeb

[@MrDextroll]

Inebriated Skunk zeb means penis in Arabic XD

[@GentlyUsedFrog]

Cake and Nep :D

[@elliotlemon8402]

Johnny Touchet "GIVE THEM CAKE".

[@evolutiagames]

signed!

[@hallopeepz]

NOOOOOOOOOOO! Womble what have you done to poor Cake?!?!

[@nomadofpeaceddw1190]

Desuo it now has 98...

[@tylergarza6632]

now it has 209

[@jorgesefrin]

219 \o/

[@nomadofpeaceddw1190]

Riordan Rasmussen its now 220

[@kominatoriku5483]

armydj2016/armydj2003 DDW 224

[@desolatepersonnumber3612]

"We have a german guy working the incinerator" "Yep, why do you think i like working the incinerator" This Made me laugh way harder then it should have

[@EchthelionII]

Why the question mark? What exactly are you asking?

[@desolatepersonnumber3612]

@@EchthelionII what do you mean??

[@EchthelionII]

@@desolatepersonnumber3612 Your name has a question mark at the end, in my mind that implies a question is being asked.

[@desolatepersonnumber3612]

@@EchthelionII i really dont know i just put it there for no reason. People dont really care for the names most of the time.

[@DoYouHaveAName1]

@@desolatepersonnumber3612 I respect Isaiah's interest and the fact that you put the question mark for no reason at all making this all the more surreal

[@jace3547]

Cake has talked more in this video than in all of Soviet's videos combined

[@Dourkan]

Kuroi Senko and we definitely need more cake!

[@HellYeahCorp]

Follow her on Twitch. She streams.

[@jeradiancanero3443]

+Aramiro what's her twitch?

[@Rio-mq7ll]

www.twitch.tv/helenacake

[@BXHI]

Kuroi Senko 6

[@TheDerpsOfLife]

If you listen closely, you can hear a wild Cake in the background

[@MojiMikato]

how come?

[@Thelntern]

yeah, spooked me at first, thought I was hearing voices. especially since she's not really saying anything, just mkaing noises.

[@V4YGR3]

yup girls make the weirdest noises.. but they are there! cake had her own role with stacking.. and ofcourse Womble doing the worse thing to make a girl happy xD

[@BloodyRainRang]

That's one worth using the saved up Master Ball on, she's one you reeeaaallly wanna catch :P

[@sandnation4428]

Julian Sanz lol I just had a piece of cake XD

[@GothGeekGrrl]

"Wait did we leave Tom alone with the bucket mach- OH FOR FUCK SAKE TOM" UNCLEAN

[@MrWendigen]

*DIRTY FUCKING UNCLEAN PEASEANTS!!!*

[@dedpewl9242]

GothGeekGrrl *UNCLEAN*

[@JesusOnABuffGuy]

Best KZbin comment and replies I have seen XD *UNCLEAN

[@promatthogaming9858]

Il be the bucket guy. No no no nooo

[@devinfaux6987]

I started hearing "Sorcerer's Apprentice" in my head at that point.

[@wdf_skar]

Cake: “just get a girlfriend”, if it were that easy

[@Cilvaa]

Boomers: "just get a job"

[@realityveil6151]

It is for girls. Just mention you're available and every man on earth simps instantly and you can have your pick. If you don't like that one, throw it back and get another.

[@wdf_skar]

RealityVeil but, I’m a guy

[@whitegradient5182]

@@realityveil6151 DISCLAIMER: may not work for women that arent attractive physically

[@danielschroedinger2090]

@@realityveil6151 Except none of the guys simping for you are worth two shits. So all you get is constant harassment by mouthbreathing neckbeards.

[@notaspy3751]

"I'll be the bucket guy" *Everyone immediately says no*

[@efenty6235]

Max Grassy yes, that was one of the jokes in the video, good job

[@falaflani4831]

What happens after every Doom level

[@toph72548]

Body fluids everywhere... What kind of body fluids? Depends on who's there. (Boy Fluids)

[@MisterBones2910]

Yeah, that's basically the premise. A few references to Dead Space and the like as well though.

[@hetspammkaal]

yes, boy fluids

[@MisterBones2910]

DeathRazor213 mmmm

[@teekay3518]

DeathRazor213

[@SunnyShuklathedoctor]

We have got a German guy working the incinerator.

[@etnataeterna2424]

Sunny Shukla ... As a German... Do I have to feel bad because I laughed loud at that point?

[@SunnyShuklathedoctor]

Etnata Eterna I have no idea because I feel bad about laughing loud at that point too.

[@thehomieofepicton]

No. Its German Humour

[@Worgenftw]

Completely serious, german grade, precision humor.

[@voelkar156]

Etnata Eterna So did I but no lol

[@cryswhyle]

"Cyanide, what are you doing?" "Nothing." *_Doubt_*

[@finnpeterson4335]

Well, in most videos, he isn't doing anything.

[@YodrizzleMashizzle]

Cake having a meltdown was so cute

[@aayushpathakFHL]

Yodrizzle Mashizzle who is this cake. A child? A girl? What?

[@expressset430]

Yodrizzle Mashizzle and this is how the womble died

[@jazmihamizan4987]

she's an adult you dont have to worry an underaged child messing around with bunch of twats. to be fair they arent totally assholes they just act like one for the views.

[@scrwd4568]

i have rewatched this video at least 5 times just to hear Cake freaks out

[@ElliotSveum]

Ha Quang Same here lol! Her freakout is sooo cute

[@XxwainexX]

Ha Quang but why?

[@MareNectaris]

Upload notification **Runs to KZbin to watch**

[@tytotheowl2994]

+JPAnor That made me frown

[@TheGummin]

**Runs to KZbin headquarters to watch**

[@forgetfuldullahan5468]

I was browsing reddit. Than I saw the r/SovietWomble subreddit had a new post. And I just knew it would be beautiful.

[@arandomspeedpainter7026]

Matt E Don't you mean "Unclean"?

[@davidjeong9885]

0:35 all you hear in the background is "Ehddberrgh!" cute

[@cxhxzz5679]

this game would be hell for people with OCD

[@Dourkan]

Dean Wilkins like me. it already triggered me watching womble spread footsteps all over the place

[@cxhxzz5679]

Darroch192 same😂

[@blubbermolch]

Dean Wilkins it's heaven if you do it properly tho. 😃

[@cjbrown942]

UNCLEAN!

[@TheMadmanAndre]

DIRTY FUCKING FILTHY PEASANTS UNCLEAN!!!

[@droideka1890]

dat "wait wait wait! Did we leave Tom *alone with the bucket machine*?! (0:46) [and all the *buckets!* parts] and the "Cake meltdown" (4:52) are my favourite parts XD

[@reep6022]

Cake has the cutest meltdown, I just picture a girl from an anime.

[@droideka1890]

I love it too is so cute!

[@vxnolimit]

i need cake's steam or media accounts, for erm research purposes

[@shamimaaktar2449]

When she says womble the second time, it sounded seductive. Am I the only one who thinks that?

[@eroy5448]

"Yep, why you think I like working the incinerator" I litterally died in less than 1 minute of video!

[@fourscarlet7581]

That joke was not all Reich

[@Veloziraptor111]

It's a shame, if you hadn't LITERALLY died, you could have seen the rest of the video, which also happens to be pretty funny.

[@spooderlover3512]

*Cake has a meltdown over her ruined pile of crates* *Womble immediately panics and tries to fix the crates*

[@noene228]

Cake's singing is beautiful in the background while in chaos

[@Cilvaa]

She sings on her channel kzbin.infovideos

[@noene228]

@@Cilvaa I never knew she had a whole channel of her singing thank you.

[@evolutiagames]

Edberg's wheezy laugh is the fucking best! XD

[@evolutiagames]

And Cyanide's.

[@nathanrico5701]

It isn't better than Weezy the penguin from toy story 2.

[@monoblender9232]

LOL

[@kreempi919]

To anyone still wondering, jfj isnt in zf, he lied about being stumpy as a joke, and they gave him tags for a day accordingly. He said himself he didnt want to ride on the noteriety of the zf clan, and wanted to go solo as a channel.

[@PetersaberHD]

:(

[@combativeThinker]

A man among men.

[@davecrupel2817]

Well thats a damn shame. CAN WE REPLACE HIM.WITH ZEB?!

[@deadwar2012]

Glad he’s doing super well for himself. I love what he’s done on his own.

[@lucasfraczek4320]

Aww that sucks, he'd fit right in with the madness of ZF..

[@TheHawk2210]

I'm just back to this vid as JFJ talked about the joke he did for 6 months

[@zhavorsakhal5880]

same f@$%ing hilarious.

[@Trumpeter.Pratt2]

May i ask the lore of this?

[@TheHawk2210]

@@Trumpeter.Pratt2 ​ah well JFJ talked about this on general sam's podcast but the short story is just that he made ZF think he had no legs as a joke he was lying about his legs to make everyone laugh they did and that's mostly it. not really much lore behind a joke lol

[@Trumpeter.Pratt2]

@@TheHawk2210 thanks for the info brudda

[@TheHawk2210]

@@Trumpeter.Pratt2 anytime jesus anytime

[@Redaftpool]

so that how you get the [ZF] tag, Womble I want you to know that I don't have arms. Hope it works **Finger cross**

[@dutchandepic1691]

Haha

[@Yehu__]

except JFJ is not ZF

[@dutchandepic1691]

+Black Swordsman (Guts) 13:23 he gets the clantag

[@Yehu__]

Dutch and epic he had it for a couple hours and then he fucked up and his tag got removed. It's a sad story truly

[@Sleepygene0320]

I see you must be a master of typing with your toes then.

[@JohnPablob]

Getting angry at a guy over the internet for having legs. I'm pretty sure that that title would have gotten the stream at least 20k+ views.

[@sunlighto9]

well he played with NBK and never mention it once, so I don't think he going to do click bait title.

[@mathesonwarshawski380]

+*John Pablo* If Womble put up a title like that I'd ground him for a week.

[@UNFORGIVENGOD24]

Sneaking Sniper pics or it didn't happen

[@CaptainGhost1331]

God damn it I love Tom His moments are pure gold

[@WOLF-yp7eq]

Mercy Please for tom buckets are like ciggaretes,he cant live without them xD

[@fruitbat1343]

UNCLEANNN

[@user-_-404]

what's his channel :p

[@alifsaleh6864]

@@fruitbat1343 THERE'S NEVER ENOUGH BUCKETS

[@rav3ngarde905]

When I first heard Cramps talk here, I thought he was pretty young as if he's in his late twenties. And then I remember Womble once saying that the guy is old enough to be a grandfather but I'm not sure if he was joking or not and now I'm confused.

[@DeathnoteBB]

I mean after JFJ’s thing, who fucking knows

[@pencilgaming1233]

Ooh sexy egg

[@yaboicryingseal5889]

*U N C L E A N*

[@sadas9079]

dirty fucking filthy peasants

[@iamkestrel]

zeis have a nice voice

[@melkorlapich802]

Purge the unclean and the heretic

[@DirtyDangleDaryl]

Of course the german is using the incinerator

[@Dourkan]

CHEESE MON vhere are your papers?

[@williamprichard7012]

Sie sollten dort mit den Papieren, die Sie Spion!

[@DirtyDangleDaryl]

Scheiße das papiere

[@DirtyDangleDaryl]

nein

[@Zeis]

What? I'm just efficient with it. Don't hate.

[@Semmelein]

Sooo. I was watching Womble procrastinate with cleaning as he actually had some real cleaning to do - all while I myself should have cleaned my place. Next level procrastination. 😆

[@ziemowitpaszke4596]

I'm reading this comment to avoid cleaning.

[@luckierloser]

@@ziemowitpaszke4596 procrastinatinaception

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

@@ziemowitpaszke4596 I am replying to it so I don't have to clean because after cleaning I need to work.

[@marcroelse9517]

i am reading this command from a year ago and about somebody talking about cleaning is room but instead watch womble need to clean his room but does an sim cleaning a room while i need to clean my room

[@wolfania]

4:52 “Womble!” HOW DOES THAT SOUND SO ADORABLE?!?

[@theresarayner5726]

*Simp!*

[@DucisImperium]

@@theresarayner5726 stop paroting everything you hear on twitter

[@Robbie32]

@@theresarayner5726 Simp, noun: a male who desperately seeks a female's approval without receiving anything in return. You can't just call someone a simp everytime they compliment a woman.

[@voidjockey82]

@@Robbie32 Oh so that's what that means. Didn't know that. No comments on the internet mentoning it won't confuse me... just infuriate me.

[@petteripunakuono9092]

@@theresarayner5726 you are just going to cry on every comment about cake... if you dont like women dont make others feel bad for liking goddesses

[@NoodleClouds]

UNCLEAN

[@Vlitrasura13]

Ironic that you are the one saying such.

[@will5459577]

*DIRTY FUCKING FILTHY PEASANTS*

[@Anon-mu8re]

William Maiden *_M O R E B U C K E T S !_*

[@ayylmao9697]

Do you want a bucket?

[@leznitskysokolovproduction5380]

*DIRTY FILTHY FUCKING PEASANTS...**UNCLEEAANN*

[@craigwright1559]

This is probably what would happen if Womble ran a cleaning industry Wait, what's in their cleaning suds?

[@mandospiegel8994]

Craig Wright Cake's voice liquefied. Because her voice is pure.

[@PacTheOne]

The amount of text edits and tracking makes you one of a kind mate (8

[@jamestheboss1883]

Tom was sacrificing people to the BUCKET GODS!!! That's why there was a leg in the machine. Also you got attacked by the possessed bin because he didn't sacrifice enough people

[@SvendleBerries]

Its even better with the unedited footage on Edbergs channel lol "Bucket...bucket...forearm...bucket...leg...bucket..."

[@toustik5451]

Soviet Womble And Tom SWAT

[@AkusaKai]

lol

[@TheGreatThicc]

An SS officer in training and a british man with severe wanker's cramp coming to rescue hostages? At that point I'd beg the crook to kill me before they do

[@Harry-ky2tf]

Eric Grieve haha thanks you just made my day

[@kitsunebushi]

1:40 and 2:07 bless you Tom

[@b00p196]

Tom: "I will be the bucket guy" Womble and Moogle: "NO TOM! NO!! NO!"

[@aeric257]

JFJ rewarded for a good troll, then banned for trolling the wrong people. The way it should be.

[@xyfurion]

Cyanide the kind of guy to turn on closed captions on a SovietWomble video.

[@bigyeetmcgee]

Xyfurion I

[@HeyItsNate2]

Cakes OCD meltdown is what i would do in that situation

[@mercetajs]

cake has the freaking cutest voice :D im still not sure if its a guy or girl :D

[@The15demon15]

Kristaps Helena cake, girl

[@MegaMr117]

Kristaps She sounds like a 12 year old girl though

[@cheskasantos9474]

I wish I had her voice

[@pepsia6508]

lol ik

[@zakonelli9897]

i love your videos so much man, the editing makes it all worth the wait

[@Joefromgeorgia]

I love just hearing cake in the background doing her own thing

[@voidjockey82]

She's the only consistantly sane one.

[@CHRF-55457]

Womble?

[@im2511ri]

Soviet:Did we leave Tom alone with the buckets? Me: At this moment he knew...He fucked up.

[@idiocyincorporated7635]

The Six Blades Gaming one of his best moments for sure.

[@sleepysarahn4321]

"Welcome to ZF! now go to the corner and think about your bullshit."

[@imawasteoftimed1126]

Wow

[@tracey5324]

I have no idea how ZF of all people managed to make friends with Cake...she is far too innocent and kind to have set foot into DayZ without an armed escort.

[@HelenaCake]

Oh, I just hid in bushes... I never got anything done, but I didn't die either

[@bighugeJimmy]

Helena Cake hi cake

[@MrKingdomofheaven]

Helena Cake I honestly feel like cake is hiding an evil side of her and is secretly a murderer in dayz

[@IIlIIlIIlII]

Helena Cake Your voice melts me everytime :3

[@Rebumai]

Did you see the whole box thing? That was pure evil ready to disembowel womble.

[@soldiert0144]

"ill be the bucket guy" *SERVERAL PEOPLE ARE TYPING*

[@zeddskylair]

No No No No

[@Cant_think_of_a_handle_either]

No No No No

[@GekkiSpeedruns]

NO, NO NO, NO TOM

[@lukeoates1248]

No god please god no

[@mistaisnotamused3285]

*FATHER, SON, AND THE HOLY SPIRIT ARE TYPING*

[@TiQuantium]

cake must be the cutest being on this planet. For sure

[@arsenicflask]

but she can't moan seductivly

[@hebleh5771]

Flaming Curse She can induce seizures at will though

[@therealwarzone9364]

Cake vs Oasis whos up?

[@boomjykeo2]

Therealwarzone I think it's more of a spectrum. If one end is cute and the other end is seductive, Cake is on the cute end, Nep is on the seductive end, Oasis is right smack in the middle.

[@wassapdude94]

Therealwarzone Oasis

[@jean-baptistelemaire4955]

i swear Cakes voice is made of the element of cuteness, you know something that would be named Ck (for cake) made essentialy from unicorns and pink candies and rainbows.

[@dbrokensoul]

I was wondering "what is that cute voice?" Turns out to be Cakes's voice.

[@wolfania]

3:37 Wombles’ “I can’t believe you’re into eskimos man.” Is SO SMOOTH?!? Quality humour! WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS?!?

[@thundersoul6795]

"I did nothing but spawn buckets for 3 days!" - something I could see Tom saying.

[@pagend3131]

This video is... UNCLEAN

[@davecrupel2817]

DIRTY FUCKING FILTHY _PEASANTS!_ *UNCLEAN!*

[@AiriBunie]

That Cake meltdown tho

[@taigor97]

Crossby Chan too cute

[@mechyyz9860]

Is edberg global elite janitor here?

[@schwiggityschwaggity6216]

yup

[@LowLifeAM]

Schwiggity Schwaggity

[@gomerfish]

Mechyyz "globul"

[@davecrupel2817]

painter*

[@nathanrico5701]

Mechyyz *globul

[@ardiessadida5146]

0:00 "what are you clowns doing?" pretty much sums up the entire video

[@pragyanagnihotri3893]

Yes

[@920ths]

I expected Cyanide's part to start with him fucking something up and looking at Womble while saying "Daddy's back."

[@tullius1289]

Hot

[@isactuallyark1110]

Fan fiction material

[@leonardemini9657]

Sooo that's how you become a member of ZF....

[@WrestleGermainia]

*proceeds to saw off legs*

[@jimpaolo123]

You need to please Cake :D

[@brendor5633]

Jim Paolo Beltran LOL

[@TheTechmaster1999]

What does ZF mean? What is it?

[@leonardemini9657]

Zero Fucks

[@zeromailss]

When cake melting,I melt too

[@77Yuki]

She broke during the stream. Shes tired of ZF behavior. ( But shes okay later on when everybody do their job so nothing to worry here! :D )

[@huhjanus]

+//Musashi What do you mean broke?

[@lucasfraczek4320]

Man all this time I thought JFJ was part of the clan, hell the little bit with him at the end made me think he was part of ZF and along with the madness. Good to know he's off doing his own thing though, and thanks to Womble and the gang for introducing me to him.

[@Archangelm127]

Poor Cake. *hugs Cake*

[@joshuabrown7815]

Archangelm127 I’m confused, is Cake a minor or does she just have a cute voice

[@Archangelm127]

I have no clue. Ask a ZF member :P

[@ItsExtraToasty]

Joshua Brown to be in zf or in the team speak you have to be 18 or older. So Cake's most likely not a minor.

[@jumi9342]

CAKE cake's not a memeber of zf but she's older than 18

[@reapertidetm2226]

Does she even have a KZbin account

[@not_jd]

I fucking love Tom

[@Melcheor]

JDenova 19 need a bucket ?

[@samrare64]

JDenova 19 I feel like tom has aspects of caboose from red vs blue

[@ivan_thespacebiker]

Knock knock, JDenova’s witness!

[@bhume7535]

JDenova 19 UNCLEEEEAN!!! DIRTY FUCKING FILTHY PEASANTS!!UNCLEEEAN!!

[@admiralrng6506]

bucket?

[@ncrveteranranger3559]

So this is why JFJs video started to pop up in my feed. Thank you womble

[@tobyandahalf]

i like how they spilled every bucket without realising that they're now useless

[@trimbasha]

Cup of tea, some cookies, a Womble video, some homework i dont give a fuck about... Greatest thing ever!

[@sinbad269]

I'd have even more respect for the Killing Floor 2 janitors more so than the Wolfenstein janitor

[@1breakerbox844]

So true~

[@sjoerdbrouwer9822]

Sinan Saday Have mercy for the DOOM janitors, they have it even worse!

[@donnykitsune6289]

@@sjoerdbrouwer9822 when you make it to the later levels of Doom 2016, _The DoomSlayer_ is technically the janitor, because he's running through hell and killing every demon in sight x'D I'd feel worse for the UAC Janitors on Mars.. if there are any left.

[@Cilvaa]

Cake's meltdown is über-adorable!

[@rytlocknroll]

That “DIRTY. F*CKING. FILTHY. PEASANTS! UNCLEAN!” Always cracks me up, lol.

[@chadchampion9005]

uploaded 17 seconds ago, but one day old comments?

[@Bosmaboy1]

Those are his Twitch and Patreon subscribers, they get early access to the videos

[@JNCRLSFU]

Tom Bosma: I am a Twitch Subscriber and I never get early access.

[@hypertechphoenix2531]

Wheres my Extra large Hawaiian I ordered 30 mins ago? Do I at least get free pizza now?

[@Yuroslavcheg]

JNCRLSFU, you should check your messages at twitch. Womble got you early links for videos there.

[@danoz67]

The link to the early access videos are sent to you via twitch message. Check your twitch messages.

[@SaFalken]

I didn't think I'd get early access to your videos Womble via twitch sub! Awesome.

[@DSStrife]

"I thought I was going to get banned" *gets banned the second he finishes his sentence*

[@ekorrupted9553]

ThAt is OnE EdgY NaMe

[@HaydenWaller]

Okay Werehog Sonic you tell 'em

[@yekna459]

You'd think the jokes in this video would get old eventually after rewatching this video a dozen times but you'd be wrong

[@Mother_of_insanity]

That's pretty much any womble video tho lol. Anytime I need a pick me up, I come back and watch womble and the ZF bullshit their way through video games and life.