Random Arma Bullshittery (part 7)

[@lindy10]

cyanide is a friend you don't initially want but realize you need later

[@SOS1G_]

Lindy Tan not the hero we deserve but the hero we need

[@amrinderbrar3834]

Well, I definitely need you as a friend

[@Lucidopherus]

biiig oof ^

[@themonk4656]

@@amrinderbrar3834 tharak intensifies.

[@amrinderbrar3834]

@@themonk4656 🤤🤤

[@captasin7991]

Womble in part 7: We’re not bombing civilians Womble in part 8: Calls in an airstrike on a civilian village

[@okthen542]

Womble 2K18

[@vinci658123011]

but that guy in the blue-green shirt clearly had a weapon on him....xD

[@AnthroGearhead]

Part 10 : Womble becomes a psycho

[@ezioauditoredafirenze9864]

Part 11: Womble leaves KZbin

[@FBI-mx2pw]

@Komrad Trotsky Part 13: Womble becomes an *A C C E P T A B L E C A S U A L T Y* and is killed by Cyanide

[@thekeywag]

"20 DOLLARS YOU BREAK MY GATE!" *inner indian intensifies*

[@loveh6094]

Love it

[@ASTC-Sinon]

3:12

[@jonathanedwards8433]

The best

[@Lumaah]

AHHHH

[@GeneralQuilix]

I quite literally dropped my phone because I was laughing so hard XD

[@C0ldD1rective]

"Theres civilians in the village" Cyanide: "I think the way you pronounce that is *ACCEPTABLE CASUALTIES*" I approve of this idea.

[@Gamer88334]

Me: I think the way you pronounce that is "I want to get court martialled for the murders of non-combatants". But, hey. It's Cyanide. Soviet might have accidentally had a village of non-combantants bombed, but I think Cyanide would've done it on purpose just because he can.

[@blueberrypimp8460]

lmao fuze himself talkinh about civilian

[@DesMessersSchneide]

Civilians are are renewable resource. Just like pedestrians. Everyone knows that.

[@slippulter8053]

My units quote: “Guy1: Hey, there were a lot of soldiers in that kindergarten. Guy2: So many in fact that we had to use white phosphorus on it.” We were briefing a bew guy on our variant if the Geneva Convention.

[@bthy384]

I also like the idea that Cynaide was (kinda) a soldier.

[@jaycenallen3155]

Civilians in the area "I think the way you pronounce that is acceptable casualties." - Cyanide 2017

[@tenacityxl]

ISIS 2017*

[@Silverinee]

USA 2017*

[@randomwanker751]

Does any one know what server he plays on??

[@mcdoogie5334]

the US air force, Danger Zone, and Acceptable Casualties

[@spacestalker2037]

#FIXCSGO

[@masterelf12]

I'm pretty sure 90% of the editing are just for the moving text Womble, we appreciate your sacrifice

[@MisterDesigner]

actually, premiere (which he used in this video) has an auto-tracker, so no

[@Helveteshit]

Clearly, it took time to decipher the 'Elvish'

[@paperino0]

auto-trackers dont always work how you want...

[@bensemusx]

Mister and that auto tracker is not infallible. Plus he only used it on this video. His previous ones were all manual.

[@MisterDesigner]

I know the previous were manual, but he was commenting about this one and this one in particular is not really manual. The Premiere/AE tracker works really well, actually, so I guess he only had to adjust a few stuff this time.

[@SovietWomble]

So this is the first video I've made using *Adobe Premiere* and *After Effects* instead of the usual *Sony Vegas*. And I hope you like it! Must admit though, it totally kicked my arse and is well behind schedule. But I've gained a lot of experience with both programs.The reason for the switch? Well AE in particular contains a myriad of tools and pre-sets that are useful for the type of text-heavy videos that I make. Along with automated motion tracking to save time and generally make all the text look super smooth. Thank you to all those who gave me advice on AE through Twitch, it was really helpful.

[@OllyWood688]

How does it feel tho having close to 7k likes half an hour after uploading?

[@luckmyst3r986]

SovietWomble what times do you streem

[@theroyalbacon2294]

What about that link that was posted by you in the comments just after uploading the video which seems to be missing as of right now?

[@danielcisneros6941]

Man was amazing, really fun video. And yeah like many others here, i stopped my (in my case)search of how to spot a fake PS3 dualshock to watch this, worth it.

[@deadmemesrus1119]

SovietWomble I have 2 questions. Why are your videos pure fucking gold? And did u steal cyanides chromosomes?

[@nazhifatruly9694]

6:15 that "cyaniDE, CYANIDE" in the distance killed me

[@danmarlcadiz8185]

Same here

[@wautumnmelon6748]

I know 🤣. You can hear him stumbling to get back to the computer

[@mariic2]

6:21 It killed that guy, too.

[@OperatorDrewski]

All that keyframing... in premiere.... dayyummmmm

[@rangetrash]

Drew! Any idea what mods these are?

[@tekartsu2051]

He made it in Vegas Pro. You can thank me for the late reply.

[@ruanpear5220]

Kaizato hello sir I have also replied late

[@MrCheesyBaconBits]

@@ruanpear5220 And me :D

[@ruanpear5220]

TurtleBurger hey man!

[@ygorschuma3059]

1:20 I love how the whole crew laughs at Womble's joke.

[@marcuskarlsen7643]

Im from Norway and the Norwegian killed me and then womble said "why is he speaking elvish?" IM DEAD

[@mihacimpric745]

Norwegians are elves?

[@sovietrav3096]

@@mihacimpric745 Yes Elvish is based of a mix of Norwegian Swedish and Finish, såm en norman me en utroli finnmarking dialækt so kan æ si at Norge e fette bra

[@mihacimpric745]

Nimam blage veze kaj naj bi to pomenilo.

[@duylai2224]

i thought he would trigger you enough for you to form a 2nd great heathen army and raid Brighton ?

[@crawlingboy]

@@sovietrav3096 also arent elves in general from nordic myths and legends

[@malibogic997]

"Can you tell the flavour of the Pringles by the sound of the tube?" "The green colored one." Cyanide if you don't buy Pringles as a company I will make sure you never get to eat them again.

[@aishwaryap.2230]

and he was right, wtf cyanide?

[@malibogic997]

@Steven Xie Shit, never knew that. Where do you see the raw footage? I'm assuming you watch his stream?

[@Tamochabee]

@@malibogic997 there's a stream archive channel. You should check it out.

[@malibogic997]

@@Tamochabee Ah, thanks for the information! I'll look into it.

[@adiscsa4265]

"Were not bombing the civilians" *NEXT BULLSHITERRY CALLS AIRSTRIKE ON VILLAGE*

[@leodavis4242]

Adis csa lol

[@schrodingersbisbork9076]

Adis csa well I mean in number 8 they didn't bomb them, they kill them with idk I'm assuming an A-10 so GAU Avenger 30MM rounds. Then again is that any better?

[@AuroraAustralis_]

Technically it's still an airstrike so...

[@maxr5613]

AuroraxShadow but they didn't know it was civilian until they airstriked the village

[@arussianspy4150]

but one of them had a weapon so

[@DeathStalker]

i'll be expecting another video in 2 days from now

[@donutkillmehh]

if a video is not uploaded in two days, he will kill one kitten per hour until a video is posted. clock's ticking Soviet

[@craftygamers596]

Brett Collins Luka Magnotta, is that you?

[@thehatred94]

i think threatening to kill cat or was it cake? wichever cute voice girl it was, would be more effective? that or macking him and cyanide immortals and locking them into a small cage for eternity.... XD

[@henrytorres9855]

two months*

[@FRISKY_MANDINGO]

I accidentally hit a squirrel today with my car. Add that to the death toll.

[@ZETxZ4]

3:40 I can't imagine the suffering and tears from the time it must've take to edit those bullets-words there, Jesus Christ.

[@P3pperOW]

lul thats not hard at all

[@trenchmccoat273]

Elias CS:GO & More yeah, actually, Premiere and After Effects makes it really easy to do that

[@rafox66]

Yeah, that took him multiple weeks.

[@sunlighto9]

the reaper95 and it can even follow unseeable bullet?

[@pixel3000nerd]

The Reaper95 the bullets aren't really visible so the tracker doesn't really have anything to track onto lol. Also womble did mentioned at one time in another video's comment section that he keyframes the text manually. Sometimes even doing it each frame.

[@TheDmDark]

6:53 *Deaf soldier* part just made me cackled because i'm deaf and i really find those texts REALLY amusing!!

[@nibbelius7179]

You where very lucky when you found this channel if you truly are deaf.

[@davecrupel2817]

The **FEEDBACK** part was an _extremely_ loud sound that theoretically (but not really) left them all deaf/HoH.

[@TheDmDark]

@@nibbelius7179 I honestly love this channel so much.

[@zema9401]

@@davecrupel2817 Dude. He doesnt know what loud means :(

[@TheDmDark]

@@zema9401 i do

[@zap3231]

"The first reason is, Cyanide asked for it. The second one is *kills CO*" WOW

[@Mernom]

He didn't die I think

[@elbeto191291]

11:15 Digby's evil giggle is one of the best highlights of the video

[@nicolaikstaubo5387]

5:06 lmaoo that was perfect! “What did you say? Do you have anything against Norwegians? I’m gonna fucking get you you little bitch”

[@izuku3111]

last word is whore

[@1chaplain]

Fun thing about this video is, pewds lives in Brighton.. so does womble 1v1 when

[@macncheese4107]

if pewds can get legs and womble can get out of his bathroom

[@andrewpaul5150]

I thought PewDiePie was in Sweden

[@CS90]

Sovietwomble > Pew

[@AzuraRaijin]

@@andrewpaul5150 Just cause hes Swedish doesn't mean he lives in Sweden.

[@andrewpaul5150]

@@AzuraRaijin I didn't know where he lived.at one point you live in Sweden with his girlfriend and I wasn't sure if you had moved okay?

[@TheAKgunner]

10:54 This is accurate. The most powerful weapon a tank driver has at his disposal is the tank he’s driving. Anything getting hit by a seventy ton tank going twenty miles an hour is going to get severely damaged or destroyed.

[@emillarssen467]

I am Norwegian, when that Norwegian guy starts to talk, I fucking laughed my ass out xD

[@Zack_Wester]

as a swede I laughed to... also help that I by default got 95% of what he said.

[@kingmarre9130]

Me to

[@jaycoolin8035]

ZackWester can you summarize what he said for me

[@SovietWomble]

+EspenSD2 See....Elvish gibberish.

[@vetleaaslandable]

SovietWomble you are thinking of Finish Soviet ☺

[@XvShadowsvX]

'Why is he speaking Elvish?' oh sweet lord that actually killed me.

[@JH-zt6py]

Toothless lol me too was he actually speaking a language or just gibberish?

[@martinrogne8221]

It's Norwegian

[@grumpymcfearsome7195]

RHINO MONTAGES The last word was "whore". It's Norwegian.

[@albertrayjonathan7094]

Funnily enough, the Quenya elvish language constructed by Tolkien borrowed a lot of its grammatical rules from Scandinavian languages.

[@TheMinman808]

@@JH-zt6py Norwegian

[@hatchcrazy]

SovietWomble: *scolds Cyanide for advertising on his stream while he's AFK* Also SovietWomble: *argues with Cyanide about which of them is the more "important" content creator* But also SovietWomble: *highlights Cyanide's plug for his own stream in a very popular video to send viewers to Cyanide's content as well*

[@user-vn7if2zs7y]

Clicked instantly on the notification. Gotta love Womble's bullshitteries

[@idiocyincorporated7635]

xXxMLG360NoScoperXxX420BlazeItxXx yep

[@Gostly_Stubbs]

Idiocy Incorporated Just because of his name, it made the comment worth it.

[@idiocyincorporated7635]

Trace Reed somtimes a few words is all you need.

[@PvtCarney]

xXxMLG360NoScoperXxX420BlazeItxXx same

[@rushburry9696]

20 DOLLARS YOU BREAK MY GATE! Also i love the accent he used while saying this.

[@Henryk5161]

Rushburry the best accent part is "do not turn on, DO NOT TURN ON TO FULL"

[@joshn.batuncruz4421]

Rushburry I think it was a Mexican dude. But idk.

[@Potacintvervs]

My Crazy World And I *Indian

[@basicbitchjoey]

Rushburry LMAO died at that part

[@Zaruk0]

Rushburry 3:12 😂😂

[@volatileau]

I think the way you pronounce that is *ACCEPTABLE CASUALTIES.*

[@raptortamer1478]

They have hearts and minds just all over

[@manictiger]

From the air, the brown skin and clothing looks just like the terrain. It's not my fault they're accidentally camouflaged!

[@TheBronzefrog]

fuze the hostage

[@Sprottel_SFM]

@@TheBronzefrog fuze everything

[@jackstandproductions6558]

@@TheBronzefrog BLAAYT U NEED TO STOP. Im tired of my son fuze stealing my kill

[@wolflancet1]

I feel really stupid... At around 10:30 Womble screams "Run away, Run away!!!" Then the screen cuts off and it goes black for me (for at least a few seconds.) Then comes some buff looking dude that was talking about how he was in the military and is retired and living a peaceful life with his family. This entire time, I'm thinking: "Wow Womble went into great detail on this one" Then I realize the skip ad button on the right of my screen and I tapped it. It went straight back to the part where Womble was screaming run away. My reaction: *puts phone down, walks to bed, lies on bed, turn over, slowly die from embarrassment*

[@aaooaa3140]

It do be like that sumtimes

[@danielwiklund5194]

Ok

[@danielwiklund5194]

Ok

[@GlitchTechV1]

I'm here to remind you of your embarrassment a year ago by leaving a reply

[@LutherannoG]

@@GlitchTechV1 Calm down Satan

[@Amazatastic]

Love hearing all the different accents, so cool how you can play video games with people all over the world

[@enshrowd]

the amount of different people being so friendly and "nice" to each other is the biggest reason as to why womble is my favorite youtuber. hell, the three main guys are british, indian, and mexican!

[@mad7051]

If by " Mexican" u mean edberg then nope, edberg is swedish

[@Dankamyte]

Ed is Mexican, sorry to burst your bubble.

[@sirsnake645]

cyanide is Indian?

[@holzklotz4458]

Except for Nevil or whatever he's called. Nobody knows what that guy is all about :D

[@brandonwardlaw8250]

I wish I had enough friends to do stuff like this

[@NogardCZ]

It's not that hard. If you play some game regullary, google for some clans, or communities where play same people together regullary. Games like ArmA have plenty of these comunities. If you are not an asshole, you will grow on them and after like month you will belong to group of people like ZF clan. I was in ArmA 2 Clan last two years and it was great experience! We had lots of fun together.

[@codboss777]

you do man

[@luissanmartin6936]

I wish I had friends

[@afaxmachine5045]

Luis San Martin I can relate

[@valdish9620]

Brandon Wardlaw you don't need to have friends, take sovietvomble for example, he doesn't have friends at all, everyone in zf hates each other

[@callmeaduka]

This is what I like about SovietWomble. He uploads very rarely but when he does, its actually quality content. Edit: Wtf 600 likes?

[@132predator132]

As with FRANKIEonPC 😍

[@adren0chr0me.]

Quality over quantity!

[@ironsaint8782]

that is NOT what she said

[@thedankfatfat8697]

A g r e e

[@chickensforthechickengod9337]

Reefkey his like levels ITS OVER 900!

[@cyanthelightestbluegaminga646]

soviet: "Oh shit biscuits get down" nothing happens soviet: "oh what"? Mi-8: a ha now i fall *boom* got 'em

[@foxtrotsierraproductions8626]

Cyan the lightest blue [gaming and random] he said was which is the german word for what

[@TheEmeraldSword04]

Magic!

[@thegrayyernaut]

"Anyone else see a big fuck-off tower at 251?" is the best target description ever spoken xD

[@ThePlaguedOutlaw]

Bao Doan I never thought about how great it was till now. 11:05

[@DakotaofRaptors]

Followed by "You see that penis-shaped door over there?"

[@galbert117]

0:46 I'd trust those pilots to get me there safely....

[@vanagandrvaldrkind3709]

DrakeMarvell obviously they are such good pilots that everyone lets them do that kind of stuff so I would too

[@counterfit5]

As long as you aren't their RIO

[@nofoxgiven6561]

What's the name of the song I want it so bad 🤣

[@rizwandiawalludien4048]

Danger Zone. Top Gun opening song.

[@somnus9437]

DrakeMarvell dont judge the book by its covered they say😉

[@skyadventurer7574]

HOW DID I NOT FIND THIS CHANNEL SOONER!?!? THIS IS WHAT KZbin ORIGINALLY WAS! GOOD CONTENT! I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!

[@purpleapple4052]

I KNOW RIGHT?!

[@hugofiliatrault4777]

Do you guys know where is the video where cynide encounters soviet

[@arbalestt4590]

you mean first time they met? no footage on that i believe

[@shockwave4064]

welcome lol

[@EthanKW]

Actually though

[@Rei-internet-fox]

Already watched this before, rewatched and still lost my shit at the random private riding with Cyanide at 4:55.

[@intergalactichumanempire9759]

1:00 That line alone makes me wanna get Arma III

[@magicianwithabroomstick]

Intergalactic Human Empire *A C C E P T A B L E C A S U L T I E S*

[@clommieclommerson5519]

I tried getting it once, but apparently I was "missing DLL's" (specificall xpow64.dll, etc.) and it was really stupid.

[@JavierNDC]

2:05

[@scoutthrax3542]

I got it and it isn't that much fun without a large group of people

[@intergalactichumanempire9759]

Pacem Terris Well my enthusiasm over that line died out, so don't worry about your little clique.

[@tynkerbellvod]

5:56 I want like an Emote or just a gif of Cyanide in the corner talking. He's got that professional "By the way," type of advertisement you see in infomercials just before they end.

[@synbluespaml9482]

Princess Kitty v

[@idiocyincorporated7635]

Princess Kitty i thought that looked very nice as well

[@XxflowerzxxmrSwag]

Tinker Bell I

[@Jeods]

But wait, *there's more*

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

Anytime someones away from a stream im just gonna do what Cy did and get all in his face and start talking

[@taylorsheppard4891]

"which west have you been living in?" "the west midlands" i fucking love that

[@longtailgt]

11:15 that's the most evil laugh ever!!!

[@JoshCreepa]

BlackWind you haven’t heard Mark Hamill voicing Joker or me laughing.

[@EFC429]

Sounds like the laugh from Dr. Le Quack

[@ananas9248]

My brain instinctively says Plankton

[@Jonathan-tz7ss]

"OH, SHIT BISCUITS!" absolutely love that.

[@neonryder8897]

British last words

[@damoclesecoe7184]

Right there alongside "TEA AND CRUMPETS!"

[@zargrof1]

Sir devL most brittish thing to say

[@VarinderBhandal]

That feeling when Womble uploads.

[@Jim-od7sb]

Varinder Bhandal fapfapfapfap

[@ribbit6845]

Varinder Bhandal *Wakes up creamed* Me: Womble posted a video. *Proceeds to jump acroos the room to computer*

[@JamesAH1]

"Which west have you been living in?" "The West Midlands" That shit did me

[@YaarDy11]

James True

[@henlo5257]

YaarDy11 false

[@echo.1209]

This was where it all started. KZbin continuously recommended me this video until I finally gave in. Completely worth it, watched all of his videos several times and have had many laughs.

[@ter1kat336]

Same here =)

[@Failsafe31]

AHH, DoWN! What? *Explosion*

[@od_static]

it was even better on the livestream :D

[@The15demon15]

Sergeant Cent what date? Missed it

[@od_static]

uh...sometime september? xD

[@Jumper8796]

Is none here impressed how cyanide could tell the right pringles type by the sound of the tube?! That was brilliant :D

[@damoclesecoe7184]

_Maéstro_ SUBSCRIBERS! _ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!_

[@lamekid1911]

_Maéstro_ Maybe he knew that womble likes that flavour. Maybe he just got lucky. Not impressive.

[@bigbrother4932]

maybe he's just that fat lmao

[@WrestleGermainia]

does anyone eat any other Pringles apart from sour cream and onion? Weird.

[@Ryan-jk5fl]

No room for cat swinging, sometimes I'll get those "spicy" Pringles

[@stellarsum3933]

Lets go over soviets record of war crimes; he killed two friendly riflemen, one friendly officer, called an air strike on a civilian village,

[@marxel4444]

they call airsupport on ally forces when they want to cap a cp (i think) and air support war called at their position xD

[@Nobodyshero8213]

*acceptable casualties

[@zenyattastampon199]

StellarSum friendly fire isn't a crime bro

[@zenyattastampon199]

skamranen if you meant to do it, it isn't friendly fire - it's murder

[@ENCHANTMEN_]

he's got nothing on beaglerush though

[@simplyhammer5105]

I just realized that Cyanide is one of ZFs designated pilots. He's actually good at it.

[@danielobrien2998]

Soviet you have the driving skills of a fucking 40k ork and yet your still a better driver than me

[@chaosundividedreborn]

Paint it red coz red wuns go fasta WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHGHGHGH!!!

[@tanith117]

GORKA MORKA GORKA MORKA

[@blobj0b]

I find it really funny that Soviet doesn’t like to advertise yet he showed that hilarious clip of them advertising Ubisoft games and Cyanide social media stuff....

[@Tirreger]

Because the clip itself is funny

[@Phoenix-uk7vi]

Tirreger r/wooosh?

[@hltomberg]

Phoenix no, no woosh here

[@MissCupyCakes]

Well it was already streamed prior to the KZbin video lol

[@fobiaisnotreal]

You can clearly hear the sarcasm in Cyanide's voice while "advertising" Ubisoft. (What you see in the trailer is definetely what you see in the game, implying how the Ubisoft games look cool af but once you buy them, they are not that special. Or the "Make sure to pre-order everything because that will provide revenue for the company while they're developing the game", saying how pre-orders are nothing but that. You are paying for the company to develop a game, not for the game itself. Now, many companies give you benefits for pre-ordering but yeah)

[@Dan-Mezza]

I'm fucking crying with that ending xD

[@Gary_The_Metro]

Daniel Mezzarroba "down!" "wait what..?" "oh shi-"

[@rustie115]

don't understand why people think you need to type a transcript of what happened. kinda just kills it.

[@ShippoAlex]

tbh i find it to be more funny

[@greensteve9307]

I was crying with laughter after 2min.

[@royalgardengnome4479]

(5:14) Best translation ever

[@BunnyTwist]

I think the part with the billion dollar tower is the funniest thing I’ve seen in my life

[@OMOMOMOMOM190]

I know right “ permission to destroy multi billion pound solar project “. 😂😂

[@outlawX357]

that evil giggle when he is getting ready to shoot the tower is the best

[@justzillathekingofgames6867]

Then they get confirmation to not to blowup the tower, from there teammates inside the tower!

[@AnthroGearhead]

*friendlies* *friendlies* *friendlies*

[@tanukies]

*TWENTEE DOLLAS YOU BREAK MY GATE >:C*

[@budakbaongsiah]

*AAAAAHHHHH*

[@davecrupel2817]

My favorite part XD

[@Bippah]

Alright see you guys in august!

[@gabrielrama4032]

Cyanide is a pinoy

[@TheJavierMartinez88]

8:44 someone finally say it.

[@vm_duc]

Guys Womble has his personal life too it's not like he sits in front of the computer all day.

[@Tohkaku]

*cough*

[@michaelalbanese8571]

Captain Blue Yeah. And he has a girlfriend too. *Cough*

[@Ahvenia00]

*cough*

[@Snackies]

Cursed Deserter omg he's cheating with Clive

[@JoshuaR9763]

Captain Blue have he realised that he does two streams in every single day

[@Firefox1189]

Soviet probably dropped his refreshments when he saw Cyanide advertising. Edit: Did not think I'd have this many likes, thank you!

[@claylalalalalalallalalalal5128]

Simon The Vlogging Gamer iiuii

[@AnthonyBij]

I look forward towards each and every upload from The Mighty Womble

[@TheRealUnholyCat]

soviet: a good communist with a good sense of humour and very good person cyanide: lets kill friendlies

[@Skeltano]

OH MY GOD YES FINALLY A NEW WOMBLE VIDEO IT'S ONLY BEEN A FEW DECADES

[@KultureOfficialMusic]

lmao so true

[@zackhawn5944]

Bruh that helicopter part at the very end gonna end up on reddit I'm tellin ya.

[@SenorOzone]

Most of these do eventually

[@sobrii9492]

Which subreddit? Maybe I'll find it.

[@BierBart12]

Imgur.

[@zackhawn5944]

r/dayz or r/gaming

[@fsh_outta_wtr]

I found him through Imgur

[@dasokuazureflux]

2:05 as a mexican I know what he is saying and that means: "Good morning, nice to meet you"

[@Cheese334]

Pendejos translates to assholes right?

[@PutoMedicoBrujo]

@@Cheese334 kind of but yes, algo asi

[@shaneleach110]

PewDiePie: makes fun of Norway Womble: makes fun of our language Me: Vel faen

[@yovanbidenovic4940]

*church burns on the horizon*

[@shinkuhs]

For my fellow English speakers, Vel faen translates to “Well, Fuck”. I think…

[@fatty1040]

Have you heard of the High Elves?

[@roguepsykerhaaker4813]

Faen mæ drit sekka

[@jedimasterdraco6950]

@@fatty1040 Which ones, the Calaquendi or the Asur?

[@QuadkillsGaming]

Soviet Womble is the best gaming subtitle animator ever, he even said it takes 2 days to make a video, most youtubers take a few hours, like this so Womble can see

[@bowserko123]

I'm glad you finally made another video that i can give ZF for its existence but you guys are freaked hilarious. I even cared as much to give you a period. Shiznit that's 2 now. Damn, now 4, the highest Cyanide can count.

[@phoenixjklin]

Goddamnit Cyanide. For some reason "Buenos dias pendejos" stuck with me and today we were discussing languages in music class because of different cultural music styles, and I just went "BUENOS DIAS PENDEJOS" and my teacher looked speechless and just said "...wow." Then I googled what it meant. I regret life.

[@VoliminalOli]

Oh damn, it means good morning assholes xD

[@le_leaf6154]

MultifandomTrash24 "good morning assholes" Teacher: how but I give you a whopping?

[@srennelamirez643]

rest in peace

[@janosrock]

you just called them "assholes" (and that's the tamest translation i can come up with)

[@SantiagoRecare]

It is Argentina

[@therileseffect2833]

Do not tur- DO *_NOT_* TURN ON THE ROTORS

[@davecrupel2817]

Turn it on to full!

[@quinblackwood9228]

Soviet that was fucking amazing keep up the good work and don't worry about how fast these come out because the longer it takes the better the content

[@lewisgreen4240]

That Pewds roast was gold 😂😂

[@-A-VuThienAn]

Lewis Green and samara redway

[@bluenosedgerm0157]

5:07 is honestly just gold!

[@lilduckyisopod9448]

When Cyanide was doing good PR for ubisoft you could HEAR Womble running across his room

[@TheAverageSushi]

3:40 Poor enemy being hit by flying purple words.

[@danielwilson145]

I was going to watch porn until i saw this on my feed

[@rokkraljkolesa9317]

You made the right decision.

[@onehappypepper8732]

What's the difference.

[@damoclesecoe7184]

onehappy pepper Yeah, anyway :P

[@zyrork8151]

Furry Russian Noodle OMG same lol

[@danielwilson145]

wow never thought I'd get 170 likes, now I'm gonna have a victory wank

[@Kill3ditGaming]

2019, Still waiting for Cyanide's "Bullshittery" episode...

[@dgbd9030]

2020:now u have 4 of those

[@CodeRed99911]

2021, still waiting

[@faniel5441]

@@CodeRed99911 me too

[@Entyco1]

’bout to be a 10h long video

[@fisive7603]

2022, still waiting.

[@J0nasBern]

Womble: * doesn´t like the others to advertise during his stream * Also Womble: * uses clip of the others advertising during his stream *

[@Jack_Dab]

OMG YEEES SOVIET YOU FUCKING GENIUS YOU UPLOADED A VIDEO!

[@namelast3163]

Jack The Killer 1

[@jiyoistaken]

just saw u on zuthar's video lol

[@MegaVikingen]

5:08 Just as Aizen finishes his rant in Norwegian one of the others joins in saying "hestkuk" twice, which means horsecock (in either Norwegian, or more likely Danish). 1Y EDIT: Soviet made a great attempt at a "phonetic" rendition of Aizen's Norwegian. "Ta" was the only correctly spelt word though.

[@emilsemosegaard7867]

Definitely not danish, can’t even tell that it’s Norwegian, but he has the flag on him

[@MrSwayzy]

It might be hästkuk since it means horsecock in swedish

[@sarahjomobang3501]

@@emilsemosegaard7867 it's norwegian and he is wearing the norwegian flag.

[@sarahjomobang3501]

@@MrSwayzy it's norwegian and we in norway have hestkuk instead

[@MrSwayzy]

@@sarahjomobang3501 what an interesting conversation this is 😅

[@Rincevind007]

Soviet: aiming directly up at the helicopter. Also Soviet: surprised when helicopter falls on top of him

[@OakSauce]

to translate the "elvish" at 5:06: "What did you say? What do you have against Norwegians? I'm gonna f**king touch you, you little h*re!" you're welcome :)

[@WhiteBattleBull]

I dont mind how often you upload soviet, because when youtubers start uploading more often just because, the video quality usually is reduced and not as much time and patience is put into making a good video. Just keep the quality up and we i will all be happy.

[@Anna_Stetik]

This is true. I'm a nobody on here, but I started out only loading once in awhile. Then I felt pressured to load once a week. My first vids of course suck, because I was new at this and didn't know wth I was doing. Later videos should have been better, but I followed the advice to load more often, so they still suck. I was never comfortable with loading all the time because proper editing takes time. I'm going back to how I did it before, this time with a little more experience.

[@TheAthenian]

"20 dollars you break my gate" xD

[@MultiGamerClub]

5:06 - When you fully understand norwegian C:

[@HuttsonKill]

what did he say? Please tell me.

[@hyperion1028]

Translation pleaseeeee

[@exnems]

That was the translation by Tanimoto.

[@hyperion1028]

Kuno Ah😅😅😅

[@ulmo5536]

MultiGamerClub same

[@kevinDMC12]

1:11 my god it's a cursed image, look at the faces

[@B4rb0ssa]

11:05 I love the way the guy says 'Big fuck off tower' XD

[@orlogskapten5617]

Did you know that if you double tap the side of the screen (on a phone) the video skips 10 seconds?

[@Maenfy]

Örlogskapten I found that out a week ago why is there such a feature?

[@m4j0r3x]

Örlogskapten supper anoying when my phone gets unbalance and i try to balance it on my hand with my fingers and there goes 10 seconds

[@Tiredg4y]

Örlogskapten Yeah, I have accidentally done it like 10 times. It gets annoying. 😂😂😂

[@baxterboo9114]

nope .-. ty for da tip:P

[@maxtoan216]

For some reasons I read this in Cyanide's voice.

[@Sha.ll0w]

Wait, so at the tank shooting part they managed to hit both the squad leader AND the giant building?

[@descriptiondescriptiondescript]

squad leader got wrekt by the over-pressure(blast) I think

[@om3gainsomniac778]

i believe it something to do with the air pressure around the shell, because the squad leader was so close to the tank when it fired it knocked him unconcious

[@potatomasherr]

Yea if it was a sabot round the shrapnel and the preasure from the blast will turn a persons organs to jelly, im being serious not exaggerating

[@issiahvilches539]

Potato Masher it's crazy the amount of detail that's in this game

[@cbn.17]

+Issiah Vilches If only it were more optimized

[@CheeseYourself]

5:56 This scene makes me feel like I've been tied to a chair

[@sbobgael3580]

as they threaten to kill your family if you don't follow cyanide's twitch and twitter

[@bermuda333]

OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING WOMBLE UPLOADED A VIDEO

[@rokkraljkolesa9317]

OH MY GOD CAPS LOCK

[@kyleshaffmaster8785]

When soviet makes fun of PewDiePie and then ends up in one of his vids

[@itzryuma]

Tony Shaffmaster video ?

[@iDEaXANA]

Btch what vid?

[@iDEaXANA]

cheeers love.

[@simonvorster641]

Link it. Can't find it. :c

[@itzryuma]

Simon Vorster it's apart of this video towards the end of it.

[@azyonline8756]

What really happened before twin tower attack 11:05

[@sebastiang7590]

Man I remember a year or two ago I was dying laughing at 5:17 and I just realized this now

[@bread406]

when ever i get the notification that womble uploaded i feel like ive been blessed by the gods

[@TheCetnikSRS]

Womble and Cyanide have to play Who's Your Daddy :D It would be awesome

[@sheeplord8974]

Yes. o-o

[@mintjuliper9689]

Can you post some of your full streams again to KZbin ?

[@Medievalfan94]

In Debt College Student just go on his twitch channel. everything is there

[@eaavn3207]

In Debt College Student this is what Twitch is for

[@ronaobv5957]

Does he have a schedule for his streams?

[@quimley2888]

Schedule All times are in UK GMT Monday - Friday - 11am to 1pm and 8pm to 10pm Saturday - Sunday - Sporadically on and off. Source: His Twitch channel

[@mintjuliper9689]

I got it fellas, Twitch.

[@the_weeaboot8042]

Pilot's Dictionary: Civilians (N): Acceptable casualties. Also, I'd say that's a fair summary of Americanfighter pilots as a whole, especially tailhook pilots.

[@fon420]

i feel like this is an accurate representation of how the military actually functions

[@heghog5899]

Go Face First Yeah, just fucking around😂

[@tenacityxl]

HegHog Can confirm,have a friend in the military.

[@imnottrynagivemyrealnameon1319]

Go Face First you have to have a sense of humor when you do what they do

[@TheNexan_]

Time to scour the comments to see if anybody's translated that Norwegian.

[@TheNexan_]

oh my god it was even better than whatever weird phrase i came up with in my head thank you

[@makyx4303]

under those comments i would love to see someone translate it into another language that most viewers don't understand followed by "you're welcome"

[@makyx4303]

Schneemann fun fact: das kann ich lesen du spacken nice try

[@VariouschipHD]

Runner Well he doesn’t say “die”, not sure where you got that from

[@jonahpwns]

When Womble criticizes people's videos but only makes one a month.....

[@jimjamb0300]

Purple Is Cheeki But it's worth the wait.

[@WaraPig0305]

Would still rather watch 1 genuinely funny video than one of the 10 "funny" videos that SOM3ON3 puts up every day

[@Kisarez]

Purple Is Cheeki he never criticized amounts of uploads, he criticized/satirized character and style, which i feel was funny and legit, since i don't like those type of videos. I like Womble's quality

[@willyneri7067]

Purple Is Cheeki It just takes two days to make one. He only chooses to prolong it for more revenue from his patreons

[@blitz6202]

quality over quantity

[@sbeve7820]

The rest of the crew: talk about Ubisoft. Me: *OPERATION HEALTH R6*