Technoblade roasting everybody for 14 minutes straight

[@Aviaidan]

If you’re a new viewer, or even if you’re a returning viewer, be sure to subscribe to my KZbin channel!! It would really help me out!

[@szanes]

Sure! I already did :)

[@seanbucket]

rip legend.

[@LedionZogaj]

Ok...

[@Mr_Walrus_The1st]

and subscribe to technoblade

[@benjaminmoreau3560]

"They always say history is written by the winners, but I can't help but notice this guy over there, writing."

[@toootdooot710]

Walk down the park

[@Consequencesofasymphony]

When?

[@GamingEwees]

​@@Consequencesofasymphony2:18

[@norsethenomad5978]

Sounds like the Confederacy

[@stormtendo]

Damn 😂

[@ATerriblePlayer]

6:51 "I can't even get one kill" "It's okay you're meeting expectations"

[@zekrew8019]

Assuri

[@rilindjahiu7359]

Butturi

[@toootdooot710]

Dirty tricks on your enemy’s

[@freedom9800]

Which vid was this?

[@jabezraneald.nicolas1714]

@@freedom9800 playing bedwars with hana i think

[@roccoemmanuel]

Would you imagine Techno as an English teacher, just roasting the children in the middle of class, I would wish to be his student

[@kingborderlands2170]

He is probably what the subreddit r/rareinsults was made for

[@m1u2s3i4c5b6o7y8]

he was an english major in college i think. so it works

[@JustinRed624]

if one of his students fail he'd probably tell them to git gud

[@toootdooot710]

Is this sleeping time

[@elivile.]

I'd sign up for the class.

[@truthneversolved656]

“I’ve won” “You’ve participated.” LMAO JESUS CHRIST

[@oakamaam]

@@SuperCatMan- yes

[@anuragneelam8527]

@@oakamaam yes

[@envoxity9544]

LOL

[@bananacat5957]

Timestamp

[@toootdooot710]

@@bananacat5957 flop in arms

[@ozzypants7660]

the “ like the U.S. school system” made me spit my cereal out no joke.

[@micahellis5390]

The captainsparklez one made me actually physically feel bad

[@jemberss5778]

I almost died, espeically being from the uk and all xD

[@lynsuniverse]

nice username

[@lynsuniverse]

oh well now you cHANGED IT

[@tangent.arc38618]

2:55

[@jamestaylor3623]

The numbers for the Mexican-American war bit were 100% accurate, this man has dedication

[@dajoker1483]

You act like you're not watching a genius. The Pig Lord is well educated!

[@lilac_reed]

@@dajoker1483 Yeah! He dropped out of college!

[@Okk681]

C.M. Engelberg Dropped out doesn’t meant not educated! At least he made it to college!

[@lilac_reed]

@@Okk681 i never said he wasn't educated.

[@Okk681]

C.M. Engelberg oh ok sorry. I thought that was being implied.

[@Ashect]

"Ugh, that cough did more damage to me then you did." LMAO.

[@markkempis3777]

... maybe too much.

[@toootdooot710]

@@markkempis3777 redder

[@duckxrec]

@@markkempis3777 Red Sus Imposter First

[@alzhanvoid]

@@markkempis3777 ...yeah...

[@Lllamafish]

didn't age well...

[@beeveen3845]

Lol I got an ad at 10:34 and once the ad ended techno said “well that was rude”

[@Aviaidan]

He knowsssss

[@toootdooot710]

Techno really scares the enemy

[@victory8992]

10:27?

[@sarigacha2577]

10:27 :v idk but I'mma just put this time here :^

[@seikatsu.]

@@sarigacha2577 when u get an ad it rewinds the video a few seconds

[@vinny3243]

"Just another tesla that caught on fire" I fricking died lmao

[@railx2005]

I died LOL

[@railx2005]

That was legit so funny

[@troyherrmann235]

Funny when it was true

[@troyherrmann235]

Ignore my drunk fun ruining comment

[@alxxsv]

Why is everyone dying? I know it’s 2020 but y’all don’t need to start going full corona

[@gamingtime9716]

All of these roasts are genuinely funny, have a bit of kick, but aren't too mean I don't know how Technoblade does it.

[@cyanide3508]

"Dude, these orphans are getting destroyed." And you say they're not too mean.

[@cheeselord8153]

He's just a god

[@cyanide3508]

@@gavindao6754 Somewhere in the realms of KZbin, someone parked a APC inside an orphanage. Soviet womble's Antistasi videos if you're wondering.

[@jpupper428]

gaming time because he isn’t doing it to insult. He’s just telling the truth

[@mr.happy1232]

sometimes, its hard being the best

[@lennartstockl5826]

6:10 "I named it Brick for how good it was at swimming." Oh my lord, I'm not surviving this day.

[@petermarsella6537]

Neither is brick

[@iamtrashcan4185]

@PrimePal good sir that happened way later. He named his horse brick in one of the first videos he posted. Around 25-35

[@toootdooot710]

Hidden stuff

[@tired_artist69]

@@iamtrashcan4185 calm down, they just got it confused, no need to be rude

[@iamtrashcan4185]

@@tired_artist69 Soory I will revise my comment

[@fro5ty208]

"I have no health, I'm in a 1v2" "I'll give myself an 80% chance."

[@toootdooot710]

Resource

[@wngmn0562]

Was he wrong tho

[@peepoo7353]

Confidence PERIODT

[@thejoeyguy_]

Half Slabs: *exist* Technoblade: *Peace was never an option*

[@nostekki]

TheJoeyGuy Half slabs? So if slabs are half of a full block, then half slabs would mean that it is 1/4th of a full block. Wait a minute...

[@nostekki]

AverageBlonde no 🙃

[@dajoker1483]

Math harder nerd!

[@nostekki]

Drew Carey I will!

[@toootdooot710]

A new groups

[@LoloRavee]

I needed this. Not like I’ve been having any psychological issues but like I really needed a specific compilation dedicated to Techno dissing everyone.

[@Aviaidan]

Creeperface A part 2 is on the way so SUBSCRIBE

[@softdrink-0]

RandomHumanYT thank you allah

[@michaeldurden]

Yeah ur just making that up

[@LoloRavee]

Panduxa _ what do you mean? I specifically stated that I have no actual problem that this video helped me with, I just appreciated the compilation.

[@dajoker1483]

Don't we all?????

[@alex4703]

All dislikes are Tommy and his alts

[@lukar3116]

and me

[@claudias2622]

@@lukar3116 lol loser

[@TOG285]

HE HAS 106 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS

[@totorodud]

(goons)

[@nyxiethepixie3083]

Or that one mlg hacker with his 20 whole alts out to ruin not only techno's channel but this one too xD

[@bananacat5957]

You forgot about the time he *1v9 with a pickaxe and won.*

[@Aviaidan]

tuar 3 When did he 1v9 with a pickaxe?? 🤯

[@burrito5673]

can I have a link ?? That sounds great

[@GHENIC]

would that be "the rarest pet in hypixel"

[@Aviaidan]

Boredom Omg it is! Thxx! Def using that in a future vid

[@GHENIC]

:)

[@onelIux]

I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want, but what I do know is that I love you. thank you for this

[@Aviaidan]

onellux Thank you so much! If u have any other ideas for vids, lmk ❤️❤️

[@gloriouscraft7223]

By his name I can tell that he is a random human

[@shubanobi2206]

I cant get NF of this video

[@imzeroh]

Hey Nate, how's life?

[@lukemozeleski4964]

@@imzeroh when I read this The Search started playing in my head

[@randxm5548]

At 5:20 when Techno said to do your homework I immediately jumped out of my seat.

[@toootdooot710]

Hard as rock

[@shotfox6371]

Lmao

[@rohiko4433]

did you tho?

[@kirankaushal9468]

The name starts with M and I was like, *he knows*

[@colin9164]

From the bottom of my heart: I thank you for your wonderful editing skills.

[@Aviaidan]

DrTitanicus Thank youuu! Lmk what other compilations I should make. :)

[@thepaperfolder]

@@Aviaidan you should make techno and tommy compilations so tommy can clickbait techno

[@pvaupe2729]

ooh wow he can take a few clips and slap them into his editing program then he adds weird text that look line they were straight outta snapchat and calls it a day.

[@pavkin]

PVAUPE You dont have to be a sarcastic asshole about it

[@liquidised7796]

@@pvaupe2729 do you have any idea how long it would take to go to his videos take out clips download clips and has to cut all of the clips in app 10gigs of space just for for the videos the videos are to big to cut online and you watch this and think that the font is bad.

[@kurtisbrumbaugh6081]

I love how he kills like three full diamond players in the middle of his bedwars roasts and doesn’t even acknowledge it

[@cdman3839]

"We won" "What's gonna work teeeaaamwork" "Well now I feel like a loser"

[@toootdooot710]

Dead people

[@AlbinoDragonTAD]

Technos sense of humor was so unique, I’m really gonna miss him. No one has a energy quite like the blood god.

[@vigilant3263]

"youre going to keep going to try to win. lets just team. i dont got all day" --technoblade

[@toootdooot710]

Nap

[@TheFriendless1]

2:56 Is my favorite and most relatable Technoblade quote.

[@mewingmanda]

TheFriendless1 The Guy that does Stuffy Stuff the fact that it’s relatable is actually really sad lmao

[@Nugcon]

bruh

[@lilysgrosss8742]

Same

[@jpupper428]

TheFriendless1 The Guy that does Stuffy Stuff *TECHNOQUOTE*

[@toootdooot710]

@@jpupper428 some afk

[@matthewprada1420]

5:23 Hey “Matthew do your homework.” I mean, he got it, but no. I’m not gonna do my hw

[@matthewcairns9237]

Joke's on you I don't have any homework currently

[@ILOVEYOUTUBE12722]

It's been 5 months have you done your homework yet?

[@matthewcairns9237]

@@ILOVEKZbin12722 No, I still have homework left unfinished

[@xenoseon1613]

“I’ve won” “You’ve participated.” LMAO JESUS CHRIST

[@toootdooot710]

@@xenoseon1613 same usa; slang

[@fictionmyth]

My favorite part of this video is how the link to Skeppy's channel doesn't work in the description.

[@fishbowlliz]

He's too irrelevant to have a working link.

[@Aviaidan]

Oops lmaooooo

[@10bighotmen32]

still not working lmaooooo

[@Aviaidan]

Some Shitposts I forgot about that 💀 try now

[@Aviaidan]

Some Shitposts also hiii Some Shitposts. Ima big fan. I love ur vids!

[@Ghost-bs7oq]

5:55 is no one gonna talk about the sassy tongue click? That was amazing lmao Edit: didn’t notice people liked this, fucking nerds

[@gilded1611]

👀

[@pandof4667]

"It's 40 degrees which for those of you who hate freedom is 4 degrees celsius" LMAO

[@tomsektul31]

Not funny because not true but whatever its techno...

[@tomsektul31]

@Just a building Complete freedom is something no country has.

[@tomsektul31]

​@Just a building Should you... Should you make a joke similar to the one in the video? Because than, the only joke here is you. Also you are not techno so fuck you no jokes allowed. :)

[@toootdooot710]

@A Fan prolong the damage

[@Just_A_Random_Desk]

@@tomsektul31 At least the country that uses freedom measurements can buy guns

[@alpine8746]

“This is the second worst thing that happened to this orphans”

[@toootdooot710]

Hours j0t wasted

[@sharkronical]

70% Skeppy 5% Hanna 10% random people in the lobby 15 %others

[@toootdooot710]

Throw down on the enemy

[@shelbyteague7928]

“They say history is written by the winners, but I can’t help but notice him over there writing” - Technoblade I’m just gonna leave this here so I can cite it later

[@toootdooot710]

Teeeeeeamwork

[@georgeofhamilton]

7:41 "This has been the first Trump wall joke in the history of wall jokes, maybe ever."

[@toootdooot710]

Evidence

[@notahooman3598]

My favorite techno moment is when he killed 19 orphans and a muffin.

[@toootdooot710]

Fishing in

[@batteriesfx]

These are like all new clips. I think his best roasts were in 2015/2016 when he would just bully admins of any and every server he joined

[@Aviaidan]

Batteries Am I hearing a "Technoblade roasting everybody Part 2"? 👀

[@batteriesfx]

@@Aviaidan i mean thats not what i said but you go girl

[@ana066]

RandomHumanYT YES PLS

[@Aviaidan]

Noah Sørensen A lil late to the party Noah 💀

[@toootdooot710]

@@ana066 a horsey time

[@mcd4984]

Don’t forget his capture the wool roast! Early on, after a bunch of other players were completely blind: “See, THAT man has eyes.” Moments later: “I would like to revoke my original statement, that man does not have eyes, he sees through echolocation. And he is also deaf.”

[@toootdooot710]

Leo

[@AveRay_]

"I dont have any health and Im in a 1v2, so I give myself an 80% chance of success"

[@toootdooot710]

The great replacement

[@MizzieYT]

Anyone else here rewatching every favorite moment of this legend? I miss him already, Fly high Technoblade. o7

[@ashenlovesanime]

o7

[@emmyenos4268]

o7

[@stevethehivemind]

I can’t He’s gone I can’t live like this

[@stevethehivemind]

o7

[@rinthesquare]

An underrated gem. Nice editing!

[@rinthesquare]

Why do you bother commenting if you aren't going to suggest anything to improve the content? Just dislike and move on Edit: Oh look, the reply is gone

[@timothycoulby9514]

I wasn't paying attention, til he said "you too Timothy" then I got super confused

[@toootdooot710]

The poor groups

[@bazuli]

"Wow he's actually.. sentient.. which is a rare trait among skywars players." The absolute best thing I've heard all week

[@Aviaidan]

This was my first video I ever made! Don’t bully me on the editing pls ;-;

[@kazor777]

okay

[@gdottothegamer1001]

_hahaha, this bad. Now cry_ Just in case there some kids who took this serious, this is just a joke

[@bananacat5957]

Het bullied nerrrrrd jk good job

[@gamerchair4110]

Noice first vid

[@DaBeansMan]

[GD] ottothegamer DoNt bE sO MeAN for any1 who doesn’t get it I’m also kidding

[@toasingtoast2034]

He has the chops to back up his trash talking, so it works.

[@clayxros576]

Pork chope

[@toootdooot710]

Winning

[@APixieNinja]

3:51 the infamous "Second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans" quote.

[@franciscs1604]

*”Hippity Hoppity. Get off my property.”* - Technoblade (1999-2022)

[@Connor-dy6wq]

"These orphans are getting destroyed" "That sounds really bad out of context" I may be crazy but I don't think that sounds any better with context 😂

[@starchildofthesun]

One of my favorite technoblade interactions is: "On your twitter it says you're the second worst thing to happen to these orphans, what's the first worst thing?" "Quackity... They weren't always orphans..."

[@sleepieziez]

I love how techno doesn't do voice-overs. He wins almost every game and still does amazing commentary

[@tektite0]

I feel like I don’t have the right to grieve, but I’m realizing that that’s just not how grief works.

[@justanawkwardddlcfan]

I feel the same way omg

[@kirankaushal9468]

*Skeppy......* *What happened to our diamond pickaxe?*

[@Aviaidan]

Subscribe if you like my videos! 💖 Join my Discord too! discord.gg/ndqXp5w

[@JustinRed624]

pog

[@toootdooot710]

So much murder

[@kattpeep]

TimmyOnnit

[@zyschostreamermakeszeirdfa1713]

Timmy ain’t it

[@zyschostreamermakeszeirdfa1713]

Sampam

[@chickenpower5732]

Technoblade is why I actively condone and support bullying.

[@georgeofhamilton]

@@adamfederspiel670 That's the stupidest justification for bullying I've ever heard.

[@georgeofhamilton]

@@adamfederspiel670 kayo

[@insecurebee]

@@adamfederspiel670 yako

[@dajoker1483]

Bullying of small children and preferably orphans.

[@irok1]

@@adamfederspiel670 yeah, terrible comment. The real reason is because they have to build up immunity to it.

[@luckycluckers6880]

2:04 He even makes Spongebob references, I love him that much more now.

[@ryanexists6667]

In the 5 years I’ve watched him, his comedy has never diminished.

[@Aviaidan]

Remember to join my Discord! Link in description! 💖

[@macaronmoon]

The one about "That cough did more damage to me than you did" aged so badly and my heart hurts

[@MemeSama]

I remember when he uploaded that vid with "Matthew do your homework" and "Matt being a sucky person" AND I WAS LIKE, YHIS MAN CALLED ME OUT, I was skipping on FRENCH HOMEWORD IRONICALLY TOO

[@willyguy22v26]

3:10 that’s definitely my favorite I totally missed that in the original stream lmao

[@Alonee3765]

I'll never be able to hear technoblade roasting on everything in life again now.

[@zule9380]

"Officer, I drop kicked that child in self defense" -Technoblade

[@ShadyShelf]

One of the reasons Technoblade neva dies!

[@turkey2143]

"Guys, we just killed some homeless guy. What have we done" Will be my favorite quote of all time

[@zadevil635]

"I roasted them all. Not just the men, but even the woman and children too."

[@blahblah94897]

The best thing is his voice

[@toootdooot710]

What’s new

[@Sashka-e8j]

the way this man came up with this stuff on the spot never ceases to amaze me

[@Yasy6]

0:36 Skeppy: do you think I’m stupid? Technoblade:Kinda,yea,watch we go across without any consequences, later. ✌🏼

[@iceypino1086]

I just love how he’s insulted people long enough for 14 minutes

[@Muted-Edits]

I love how videos featuring techno blade are being recommended again, we will never forget this guy

[@Cessna-er4je]

"Feel like this is *your* last chance." "No, I've won." "You've participated." Literally the only prize that ever matters to me

[@northstorm9411]

Techno is experienced in all forms of combat. Even verbal

[@adjoint_functor]

11:00 "And why the person who made Submerged is a bad person" **realizes Simon watches his vids** 11:03 "lololol totally kidding"

[@njohn043]

Techno: look at how sad he is Tommy: *laughing uncontrollably* 2:15

[@propisaviking]

now he can trashtalk in heaven.

[@sorrym8421]

His next goal is to defeat god woth Sun Tzu as his partner

[@Cyphule]

God doesn't stand a chance

[@nonameshere3270]

i'm pretty sure technoblade has more content than this, this video should just be all his videos edited into one

[@Windy-b9p]

Why don’t you do that since you find this so easy to do?

[@titi.5143]

@@Windy-b9p you serious my g lmao

[@titi.5143]

@@Windy-b9p lmaoo you deadass cant tell with people these days ngl

[@Windy-b9p]

@@titi.5143 true

[@titi.5143]

@@Windy-b9p indeed

[@X-SPONGED]

"I've won" "You participated" - Me and My Classmates in a Group Project

[@penguinboy2745]

“Meme them until they cry, then make memes about them crying”- Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@Mikeanium]

Nobody escapes technoblades roasting not even technoblade himself

[@giacomougarelli8649]

5:10 ok that was actually really funny

[@DesertBean]

“I see a present in the tree, but I don’t know how to get there” “Did you try gettin good?”

[@marleablonairz8185]

I love how at 2:39 he literally uses his own body to roast tommy.

[@witherrose7764]

I’m still surprised Techno haven’t been demonetised by KZbin he has so many savage roasts!

[@idiomasentusiasticos7954]

Shout out to all of the Mathews who haven’t done their homework. You too, Timothy.

[@MINIPRO27]

The switches between techno's old videos and new ones show how good his mic and fps has been

[@Datsmeeeeee]

5:20 my name is Timothy, I was so scared and confused 😂

[@Tech7TS]

Technoblade is the guy that comes up with roast in the shower before the conversation

[@MarkosdeEldorado]

R.I.P the best minecraft player cant believe its only been a year and a half since he has left us. Fly high technoblade never dies!

[@Guythatexistsiguess]

This hits different now, doesn’t it?

[@ollie4276]

"Its like the US school system" the way he just says it so monotone is just fucking priceless 😂😂

[@Drew-vv9ef]

4:15 this is actually very funny lol

[@thomashardy0729]

Alternate title: Skeppy Having 2 IQ For 14 Minutes Straight

[@rae-et5mo]

11:45 "I hate that. I hate you, I hate your family- I'm kidding, I'm kidding-"

[@TazariaGaming]

This is the exact reason why I love Techno. Thank you for this!

[@ballballballballballball]

Roasts for the roast God

[@PalmpieGT]

Despite other people praising you for the edits in this video, I’d like to give another perspective on that. Some edits are good. For an example, the one where you list the people who died (9:15) added to the joke. However, I get the impression that you are editing in text for the sake of editing. Like adding “Me too” is more distracting than funny and doesn’t add to the joke. Anyways, great job, the video is nice in general, I understand that it took you great effort to find and compile all these specific moments.

[@Aviaidan]

So I should add to the jokes already there instead of trying to make my own?

[@PalmpieGT]

@@Aviaidan The point is that this is a compilation. It's not a commentary to the video. Adding in texts is unecessary and distracting. But yes, small edits that adds to the joke could make it better though. Anyway I'm not here to tell you what to do and what not to do, it's just some viewer advice.

[@Aviaidan]

See, that’s where I’m conflicted. If I just put the clips together like a normal compilation, people say I’m just leeching subs. If I add my own text/commentary/edits, people think that’s annoying. I have no middle ground.

[@PalmpieGT]

RandomHumanYT It’s of course impossible to suit everyone but saying that you’re leeching subs is just false. Sometimes you might just have to ignore some comments that don’t seem to come with any constructive criticism like those you mentioned.

[@TinyDragoniteXD]

@@PalmpieGT dude it's not distracting unless you have to notice every little thing that comes on screen plus it's their video they are just adding jokes themselves and relating to the youtuber. If you want no commentary and edit you can just look at vods and other people videos

[@homework.doodles]

My biggest regret is not finding him soom enough. Oly figured out who he was before it was too late :(

[@phantomplays4232]

5:16 When I first saw this clip, I was shocked to hear my name being said, and I thought it was someone else in the room calling me.

[@amicumba9636]

Sleepy was actually like I’m just going to trash talk the only person with a 1000 bedwars win streak

[@ayushagarwal3365]

4:42 he literally roasted the whole country of UK

[@finleypawelka6812]

i see why he and tommy didn’t get along lol

[@Wowesome1]

plus another 191 countries

[@someoneunspecial1729]

Techno is releasing extreme chaotic neutral energy

[@SylviumZ]

4:06 "alright welcome to punch the bats" "What are you meant to do?" Damn idk punch other people?

[@nobody3727]

9:13 721 - soudiers 11 - marines 1 - sailor 1,000 - stubbed their toe