April 2020: THANKS FOR 600 SUBS GUYSSSSSS. January 2022: 29.4k SUBBSSS AYYY
@Aviaidan2 жыл бұрын
Here's to 30k! 😁
@skelly53502 жыл бұрын
@@Aviaidan And many more!!!
@gv_gaming85222 жыл бұрын
Rip Technoblade
@josephadventure46352 жыл бұрын
@@gv_gaming8522 R.I.P I hope he is happy seeing dreams face though
@rax1899 Жыл бұрын
November 2023: 29.4k
@bside41314 жыл бұрын
"With all your favorite youtubers....and tommyinnit" Best roast ever lol
@anabrinzas17114 жыл бұрын
I saw your profile picture and I thought you were Techno and I was like "techno commented on a video of him roasting/ complaining... COOL" (also I like the one that you mentioned)
@elizabethafton73314 жыл бұрын
I am using that one at school
@glacialvelt64574 жыл бұрын
For me it was "Your sub count is my live viewer count kid sit down"
@expiredmilk54354 жыл бұрын
@@elizabethafton7331 against who? How would that work?
@youtubeforcedmetomakeahandle3 жыл бұрын
@@expiredmilk5435 just change favourite (if required) and youtubers to something else... for example: doing this with my best friends and *their name*
@redstonewatcher66514 жыл бұрын
“He sees through echolocation... he is also deaf” “Wyoming is just a giant chunk error”
@anthonypolk184 жыл бұрын
What is this "Wyoming" thing that you speak of?
@redstonewatcher66514 жыл бұрын
TheFlyingPlatypus it’s an imaginary place people think exists in the US. The truth is, as stated by Techno, that place is a giant chunk error.
@lancetheking75244 жыл бұрын
@@redstonewatcher6651 its Greenland lands smh
@davidbutler89274 жыл бұрын
@Kiefer Angelo R. CAELIAN no not a joke Wyoming is fake
@ApollosRockstar4 жыл бұрын
@@davidbutler8927 no Wyoming is where the spy camera hide when they are being charged
@jasiugranie2434 жыл бұрын
"If you had any problem, the answer is slavery" - Technoblade
@tobiashorowitz96764 жыл бұрын
Chinese manufacturing companies: *(☭ ͜ʖ ☭)*
@guapking4 жыл бұрын
Kinda facts ngl
@jakes15664 жыл бұрын
@Daine Franco Breaking news- human trafficking rates reduced to 0
@servantafan4 жыл бұрын
LOL 666 LIKES
@starlaser1004 жыл бұрын
"If hypixel skyblock has taught us anything, the answer, is *slavery* "
@demonio36734 жыл бұрын
I’ve come to realize that , in all reality Technoblade is just being brutally honest 24/7.
@danabinghammclaughlin9194 жыл бұрын
Other than that time he lied about how many potatoes he was getting in a day to make squid kid underestimate how much he needed to do to beat him in the great potato war
@wildfire5364 жыл бұрын
Or overly sarcastic
@totmgsrockxd99004 жыл бұрын
@@danabinghammclaughlin919 That's an ADVANCED TECHNIQUE to win the potato war, for all war is deception Other than that... TECHNOBLADE NEVER LIES
@adiiwadi3 жыл бұрын
@@totmgsrockxd9900 at this point 'techno blade never__' is going to become so popular what's next.
@alexgard17734 жыл бұрын
“If you don’t have plot armor Gryffindor is for stupid people”
@lorekeeper6854 жыл бұрын
I confess that plot armor doesn't change it much
@enderoftoday4 жыл бұрын
@@lorekeeper685 unless you're reading that one undertale fanficton with undertale characters
@irina31484 жыл бұрын
Logan Cooper, the WHAT
@doodlerose62914 жыл бұрын
as a gryffindor, I can confirm this
@waiitwhaat4 жыл бұрын
As a gryffindor, i wholeheartedly agree with this comment. even with plot armour, gryffindor is for thiccheads
@sayuris1114 жыл бұрын
Techno: “I play the violin” Skeppy: “You play the violin? I play the drums, let’s start a band” Techno: “That’s such a step down in instruments” As a violinist I can confirm this
@enderoftoday4 жыл бұрын
i am technoblade now as i play violin
@sayuris1114 жыл бұрын
Logan Cooper indeed you are
@elisiumlol4 жыл бұрын
I am a drummer and I am offended but agree
@CygnusTheSilly4 жыл бұрын
Violin is easy real musicians play the gamhajiel (I'm serious it's an instrument )
@fallenfromgracee10594 жыл бұрын
The true and superior lego grievous that’s an intimidating sounding instrument
@thejoeyguy_4 жыл бұрын
Can we all take a moment to appreciate “Space Hitler”
@cheetahghk89604 жыл бұрын
TheJoeyGuy Sith? More like Nazi.
@Mood-xb7yv4 жыл бұрын
@@cheetahghk8960 that was the joke...
@baconrex4424 жыл бұрын
What about wizard hitler?
@Mood-xb7yv4 жыл бұрын
@@baconrex442 you're a wizard *Hitler*
@myrech4 жыл бұрын
420th like
@a4gkyum4 жыл бұрын
I think that man has eyes...and I was wrong. I would like to amend my previous statement. He has no eyes, he sees through echolocation. And he is also deaf. That is my favorite line ever
@SDfighter14 жыл бұрын
:)
@kawaiiaxolotl38764 жыл бұрын
:0
@thediamondemerald56984 жыл бұрын
(:
@shroom76834 жыл бұрын
>:D
@dazerknight14664 жыл бұрын
:'D
@fallingskies89914 жыл бұрын
"Wyoming isn't real, we all know this. It's just a chunk error in SMP Earth...--or it will be after I'm done with it."
@anabrinzas17114 жыл бұрын
I like that one
@Hessonite_Dragon_Helen3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, Wyoming better watch out because the last time Techno said he’d “chunk error” something, he did it. With more than just 1 chunk
@zerosabs36034 жыл бұрын
“This is more disappointing than my son” What son!?
@uhuh85254 жыл бұрын
Zero Sabs pigicial
@cicoverse4 жыл бұрын
RUH ROH
@shivery_timbers14304 жыл бұрын
We now know why he know longer post
@AnimadisticaOrKontinakaro4 жыл бұрын
It’s going to be the orphan he adopts for winning Minecraft Ultimate
@zerosabs36034 жыл бұрын
EnderCraft888 / AmberStar lol
@ClashingWithThunder4 жыл бұрын
"He has no eyes, he sees through echolocation.... and he's deaf." 💀💀💀
@Trailblazeee4 жыл бұрын
Is this Techno roasting everyone or just him ranting about Star Wars lmao
@germanaussie61384 жыл бұрын
Fifty fifty.
@tobiashorowitz96764 жыл бұрын
Ok TO BE FAIR he’s got a point
@dismal-264 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget about Harry Potter
@Fizz-Q4 жыл бұрын
@@tobiashorowitz9676 it's the prequels everyone has a point when we talk about the prquels
@Migixkem4 жыл бұрын
Dragon *_CLAW_* Ahh a BOOK BOI
@maevencrow16324 жыл бұрын
technoblade's hogwarts house rant, also known as: JKR was so bad at writing her own houses that the characters contradict canon house descriptions and lead techno to believe he's a ravenclaw when he's clearly a textbook slytherin
@cyriswinters52334 жыл бұрын
I mean... It's hard to put people in one group. Remember when harry was almost put in Slytherin? Idk if it was cause of Voldemort or his own self I don't remember but he could be both. I think the potato war could be a good example of what Ravenclaw and Slytherin could do but idk it's just my opinion.
@jacetherandom6984 жыл бұрын
I feel he has the slytherin 'vibe' but if you think about it, Ravenclaw actually suits him very well
@jacetherandom6984 жыл бұрын
@Sara Annabel valid, except for the part about Gryffindor, bravery is not something someone can choose, yeah sure you can pretend, but when faced with actual danger you can't pretend, even if you try there are obvious signs that show you are not brave
@CrowMaiden4 жыл бұрын
@@cyriswinters5233 it was bcus of volde soul, because ofc the hero can't be a complex character! he has to just be good and pure and god jkr sucks shit at writing. a better example is hermione: she was split between ravenclaw and gryffindor (she says in order of the pheonix when they're planning dumbledore's army; someone asks why she isn't ravenclaw, and she says that the hat was considering it but landed on gryffindor)
@cyriswinters52334 жыл бұрын
@@CrowMaiden ohhhh right I forgot about hermione. I fell bad about that oof. She's one of my favorite characters cause how smart she is and everything.
@anniedotgio4 жыл бұрын
it should be called "technoblade having correct opinions for 12 minutes 38 seconds"
@Unidentifiedwhitenoise3 жыл бұрын
i mean some of them were pretty stupid like him telling that girl she literally wasn't good for anything, and opinions aren't wrong or right, but yeah, it was mostly pretty funny
@dominiclyons38823 жыл бұрын
@@Unidentifiedwhitenoise the context of that statement was about Minecraft and if you saw the video you would have saw that she wasn't very good at bedwars.
@Unidentifiedwhitenoise3 жыл бұрын
@@dominiclyons3882 I did see the video but getting told "that's literally all you're good for" still hurts. I know because i've been told that multiple times before.
@iceeun81913 жыл бұрын
@@Unidentifiedwhitenoise I mean, it was a joke, he said it himself in the beginning of the original video (carrying two noobs in bedwars ft ginger and hanna) They're friends and all of it was based on bedwars, he means no harm on what he said
@Unidentifiedwhitenoise3 жыл бұрын
@@iceeun8191 i understand but an actual good friend wouldn't say something like that. I know for certain if any of my friends said that to me i'd stop talking to them.
@Iapetus114 жыл бұрын
I am Iapetus-11 and I approve this message.
@PikaPower77774 жыл бұрын
I am Pika7777 and I don’t care.
@Iapetus114 жыл бұрын
@@PikaPower7777 okey dokey
@park249264 жыл бұрын
Pika 7777 you seem to care enough to reply
@Iapetus114 жыл бұрын
lol
@ajt15394 жыл бұрын
Pika 7777 I am Paul Blart and I am stuck in the mall please help
@Audrey-nf8er4 жыл бұрын
"this man has no eyes, he sees through echo location" *And he's also deaf*
@BarioIDL9 ай бұрын
homelander after clapping dollar store dare devil:
@saikithepsiioniic13584 жыл бұрын
"This man has no eyes. He sees through Echo-location. And he is also deaf" LMFAO
@uasdgsajkdsiadyhj4 жыл бұрын
as a star wars fan, i love that amount of knowledge techno has about jedi
@anabrinzas17114 жыл бұрын
Well you need to know about something to complain/ roast something sooo....
@grassblock76683 жыл бұрын
@neilan Same!
@ya_hya3 жыл бұрын
HE'S A NERD
@Obi-Wan_Kenobi622 жыл бұрын
Same
@aavocado79484 жыл бұрын
Me: sees the title My brain: so this a normal technoblade video oh ok
@varies44874 жыл бұрын
*Techno talking about how it’s unfair the Jedi teamed against the emperor meanwhile he’s basically the emperor killing all the Jedi with little effort.
@sanddog54 жыл бұрын
me : "i'm a slytherin." techno : "i'm clearly a ravenclaw." me : "i'm a ravenclaw."
@anabrinzas17114 жыл бұрын
Heh yeah
@mxlxnchxly88344 жыл бұрын
Me, a Ravenclaw: “Ah yes, a man of culture I see...”
@cyriswinters52334 жыл бұрын
Hello fellow Ravenclaw 👋
@eliza83733 жыл бұрын
@@cyriswinters5233 Hello other fellow Ravenclaw
@cyriswinters52333 жыл бұрын
@@eliza8373 hellooooo
@Margruitte_3 жыл бұрын
Hello fellow ravenclaw, tho I have yet to see the movie I just took the test. :D
@Bossssston4 жыл бұрын
If you want to see him roasting everyone just watch his Minecraft story mode live streams
@SomeInternetBoi4 жыл бұрын
Maker Man X it wasn’t even roasting, they just called him a simp for literally no reason.
@Rhinestonez.4 жыл бұрын
he,,,Thomas you are aware hes talking about Techno roasting the actual game and not the chat calling techno a simp,,right,,,?
@Phoenix-mcc4 ай бұрын
Roast speedrun right there Or rather every single time Lucas shows up
@thefunnyguyfromtheburgerki33344 жыл бұрын
I love how these videos are always specifically 14 minutes for no reason, even though it'd be way easier and less bizarre if they were rounded off at a normal length
@Aviaidan4 жыл бұрын
My goal is to have all my videos be 14 minutes long for no reason other than 14
@thefunnyguyfromtheburgerki33344 жыл бұрын
14
@reynalioness4992 Жыл бұрын
skeppy approves this message
@Aviaidan4 жыл бұрын
Subscribe if you like my videos! 💖 Join my Discord too! discord.gg/ndqXp5w
@scarlettarana3 жыл бұрын
Why isn’t there Caramelldansen at the end of the video? /gen
@Aviaidan3 жыл бұрын
@@scarlettarana It got copyrighted so I had to cut it :(
@TazariaGaming4 жыл бұрын
This is glorious. Thank you for this. Also, as fellow Ravenclaw, that entire HP rant is accurate. Only we are nerd enough to care about this stuff
@JoeMama-dk6xr4 жыл бұрын
As a slytherin, i can confirm that books are for nerds
@denseflounder36sure264 жыл бұрын
As a Hufflepuff with a lot of Ravenclaw tendencies, I disagree with your last statement.
@tobiisagoodboy85104 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of behavior we Ravenclaws perform. Join us Duck the Seventh, join us...
@redmay62074 жыл бұрын
Tazaria as a ravenclaw I agree
@moleculegirl4 жыл бұрын
You know you are a Slytherin when you get a different house and you keep replaying till you get Slytherin
@alunatic49894 жыл бұрын
"Part two: Electric Boogaloo" I don't know how many people got that reference, but I sure did, and I'm dieing of laughter lmao
@adriathecat74363 жыл бұрын
It’s one of those references that’s so pervasive, I recognise it but I have no idea what it’s referencing. Please enlighten me sir 🥺
@attilasher6 ай бұрын
Tag two eletrik boogaloo?
@layalsaleh41034 жыл бұрын
techno: "doors suck" zyphalopagus: *sad door noises*
@nagapandian4 жыл бұрын
That one illager with a door as a weapon in a black plasma studios animation: *sad door noises*
@firegamers2494 жыл бұрын
I would feel proud if i ever got roasted by the legend ;D
@stafey76594 жыл бұрын
firegamers 24 I would shed tears of joy
@synexiasaturnds727yearsago74 жыл бұрын
Stockholm Syndrome: The Crisis
@xsolo84504 жыл бұрын
Slytherins aren't necessarily white supremacists, we're just all white
@imperson17854 жыл бұрын
And supremacist
@xsolo84504 жыл бұрын
I'm person not all of us
@Fizz-Q4 жыл бұрын
@@xsolo8450 just 99% of them
@copeytheweeb84384 жыл бұрын
I'm person it’s a fictional story. Being a fan of slytherin doesn’t make you a bad person
@americantoastman72964 жыл бұрын
@@copeytheweeb8438 except it totally does
@abigailrakow91804 жыл бұрын
"He sees through echo-location--" "--And is also deaf"
@Aviaidan4 жыл бұрын
Remember to join my Discord! Link in description! :)
@wildfire2604 жыл бұрын
“All your favorite content creators” Pause “And tommyinnit”
@solacefigure25734 жыл бұрын
Technoblade: “Drums is such a step down is instruments from the violin” Me with Techno being my favorite KZbinr and also playing the drums: *visible tears*
@frostthealbino2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for everything Technoblade.
@AlphaSeagull3 жыл бұрын
4:08 "I would like to amend my previous statement, he has no eyes, he sees though echolocation. And he's also deaf"
@Amarok0380 Жыл бұрын
"watch it be the most obscure language ive ever heard of... like french" accurate statement
@cloverwizard03alt374 жыл бұрын
Are going to get a compilation of Skeppy falling in Skywars or in Minecraft
@theautisticartist93704 жыл бұрын
Clover Wizard03 the video would be too long
@Aviaidan4 жыл бұрын
Clover Wizard03 Should I actually make it? Cuz I totally will!
@cloverwizard03alt374 жыл бұрын
RandomHumanYT You made a joke about making one and I would say go for it!
@alexkim51724 жыл бұрын
Compilation of Preston the parkour god falling
@themajestictiger14 жыл бұрын
100% you should!!!!!
@galethegamer4 жыл бұрын
"If you were Hufflepuff you won't be taking quizzes online to see your house in a book, that's a ravenclaw thing" Me is a book nerd, also is Hufflepuff: :(
@lushkiwi64934 жыл бұрын
Technoblade roasting everybody for 14 minutes straight PART 2 Electric Boogaloo
@bn97794 жыл бұрын
R/unexpectedhermitcraft
@oriond76994 жыл бұрын
@@bn9779 r/foundthemobileuser
@bn97794 жыл бұрын
@@oriond7699 r/ihavereddit
@dontmindmejustlisteningtom82254 жыл бұрын
Benjamin Liu But,Electric Boogaloo wasn’t made by Grian he just made the game again and added the Joke.
@blazoraptor33924 жыл бұрын
@@bn9779 damn you're too young if you think electric boogaloo came from hermitcraft
@Aviaidan3 жыл бұрын
Hey! Glad you found this older video of mine! If you want, you can check out my newer videos here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ooWTn4ytm5yZpJI
@themageegamer64743 жыл бұрын
dam, i watch this video 16 hours after you pin this-
@readinghasmebooked4 жыл бұрын
Yup, Yoda used to be cool until he unceremoniously decided to go all mini Shrek...
@Blade.57862 жыл бұрын
"He sees through echolocation and he's also deaf" has to be the most unique way to insult someone's eyesight that I've heard in my life
@juss_the_floof92124 жыл бұрын
"dors, in, puffs, they suck"~this statement was made by anti vape gang
@slithimsethura46063 жыл бұрын
The: "Im quitting school" "That's not wise, it doesn't pay very well being #2 potatos" Is just too good
@ozzypants76604 жыл бұрын
i clicked as soon as i saw the notification no joke edit: bruh i come back and i have 200 likes like- and i just noticed the pin 👀
@Aviaidan4 жыл бұрын
【i n s e r t - n a m e】 Omgg thank u!! ❤️❤️
@TackyXVII4 жыл бұрын
@@Aviaidan not even subscribed and this was recommended to me
@Aviaidan4 жыл бұрын
Penguin Thor it’s the universe telling you to subscribe :)
@cookie_sharkz4 жыл бұрын
Space Hitler
@staq24604 жыл бұрын
same
@scrambledripper91814 жыл бұрын
"your sub count is my live viewer count"-sun tzu the art of war
@Earl_GTIS4 жыл бұрын
Skeppy's 40% viewers: *14 years old* Skeppy: *14* Technoblade: *roasts everyone for 14 minutes and 14 seconds* Me: *watches this in **4:14* Also me: *14* My friends: *satisfying.* *(Oh wait, I have no friends)*
@TheEdenSnow4 жыл бұрын
@Ethan Thomas holy shit
@nichii16034 жыл бұрын
It was 2:14 where I live. 2:15 pm. That can also be spelt 14:14. Hilo me.
@dodioxoopey88432 жыл бұрын
I’m thankful I can come watch compilations his fans have put up and his own videos, it’s very comforting to know I can still rewatch some of my favorite videos and moments of him. Thankful I got to watch him while he was still alive, R.I.P to the legend who’s personality was amazing and who’s videos brought me laughter when I hadn’t laughed in so long. Technoblade never dies.
@archaicfalcon48984 жыл бұрын
Techno is one of the few people that can throw shade at just about anything and look socially acceptable while doing it.
@Oretani4 жыл бұрын
I was just watching this peacefully and then the outro was like: *TIME TO TORTURE THIS MAN TRIGGERING HIS 2008 PTSD WITH CARAMELLDANSEN*
@DinasterGame4 жыл бұрын
10:03 I believe he may have tried to type "lixo" which is "trash" in portuguese
@thatothertrashcan4 жыл бұрын
So yeah not a language
@RenaBoyAIM94 жыл бұрын
@@thatothertrashcan what
@nikeyrider43314 жыл бұрын
I thought they said "ixi" but that makes more sense
@Emma-ym6fq4 жыл бұрын
i think it really was "ixi", wich kinda means something bad happened
@hoshimiruu4 жыл бұрын
"he has no eyes, he sees through echolocation, and he is also deaf"
@NovaStella_4 жыл бұрын
After 4:34 is why Tommy calls himself Big Man. He's trying to convince Techno he's just as good as a bear. /j
@tylervue3064 жыл бұрын
12:29 “your sub count is my live viewer count” Bruh...
@anabrinzas17114 жыл бұрын
Bruh that'd mean that that in your case and my case he'd have no live viewers
@darkchocospy70804 жыл бұрын
i actually left a sign in technos base in smp earth cuz another streamer would put down signs anywhere with any message in smp earth if you accumulate enough channel points, he was so close to reading it so many times i cry
@darkchocospy70804 жыл бұрын
@Anna Henrichsen well techno actually read my message in tommy's stream chat on smp earth once, he was talking about how he needed catalysts for the potato farm, and even though i don't have minecraft on the PC I said anyways "i got catalysts where do i drop em" and techno said "darkchocospy, you can visit my island" or something like that and i was like wow this is the highlight of my life, so anyways i had accumulated channel points for a while on karacorvus's channel, so she had a place a sign anywhere for smp earth, and I left a sign in techno's base responding to his answer to my comment on tommy's stream that said something like , "i dont actually have catalysts lol" and left it in front of the door to the room with all his OP gear, and he walked past it so many times, pretty sure it was him or philza that destroyed it later when they were remodeling port aux francais
@darkchocospy70804 жыл бұрын
@Anna Henrichsen lol thanks glad u liked it :)
@thatmediashareperson93844 жыл бұрын
“Your sub count is my viewer count kid sit down” 😂😂 one of my fave Techno quotes
@scottowens3982 жыл бұрын
I haven't heard Techno's stance on Hogwarts houses. I now agree with him.
@deleteduser86524 жыл бұрын
KZbin: A piggy boi roasts people 43K people: *I N T E R E S T I N G*
@anabrinzas17114 жыл бұрын
oK wHo gAVe yOu tHE rIghT to saY tHat iTs fUNNy
@anabrinzas17114 жыл бұрын
Also why do you have a banana as a profile picture yet your username is "A normal Human"???
@DerrylHopkins4 жыл бұрын
"Your sub count is my live viewer count" holy shit
@galethegamer4 жыл бұрын
How I would put Hogwarts houses: Slytherin: we only meet bad ppl, but there are good (so underrated) Hufflepuff: Friends, nice, and also had the champion for Hogwarts in the tri-wizerd torment Gryffindor: somewhat smart, and brave Ravenclaw: definition of nerd I'm a Hufflepuff
@mysterycasts4 жыл бұрын
As a Slytherin who doesn't like J.K. demonizing an entire group of children whose core traits are ambition and cunning, I agree
@WillowLemmons4 жыл бұрын
Me to everyone around me when i don't have chockie milk 4 more than one day:
@anabrinzas17114 жыл бұрын
I wish I could have chockie milk 4 times per day
@mxlt3d3 жыл бұрын
2:41 ''you cannot train this kid because he will become space Hitler''
@loserlike4 жыл бұрын
i appreciate the crab rave intro
@bruhimdead.4 жыл бұрын
Watch it be the most obscure language ive ever heard of... like french LMAOOO
@KK-zs9it3 жыл бұрын
Awe just noticed their goal was 1k and now they're at 25k I'm so happy for them!
@Aviaidan3 жыл бұрын
Thank you!! 💕
@bumbers_hoot4 жыл бұрын
i like the hermitcraft 7 reference very subtle *very nice*
@Baark04 жыл бұрын
this man is the literal definition of extending the video to 10 minutes, only longer
@Aviaidan4 жыл бұрын
:)
@RyanMK6663 жыл бұрын
Fits ‘hello who are you’ had me dying
@trevornemeth58904 жыл бұрын
2:25 Qui Gon Jinn was actually the first Jedi to figure out how to transcend to a force ghost, which he then used to teach Yoda how to become a force ghost, which Yoda then taught to Obi-Wan after convincing him by reuiniting him with his master to prove it was possible. I love Techno, but I'm a Star Wars nerd and there's a LOT that most jedi have done. I still agree with Obi-Wan being one of the most interesting Jedi, but still
@Madcatter_1 Жыл бұрын
When you realize you relate to a pig with a crown on his head:
@averagegirl38734 жыл бұрын
Techno ranting about how Ravenclaw is the best house was like the best thing ever. I was like: This guy's awesome, clearly knows what he's talking about. THEN HE WENT AND CALLED HARRY POTTER A CHILDREN'S BOOK. NO OKAY. BOOKS THAT KILL OFF EVERYONE YOU LOVED ARE NOT CHILDRENS BOOKS. SHUT UP AND GO BACK TO TWILIGHT!
@Aviaidan4 жыл бұрын
I mean Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall and that’s for children
@_The.Queen.In.Pink_4 жыл бұрын
What about the classic disney movies? The ones where the villains dies on the end and even then it's a childrens movie
@ManWithTheCow4 жыл бұрын
JK Rowling is a jerk
@rin_rose3 жыл бұрын
Can we just take a moment to appreciate "Your sub count is my live viewer count kid, sit down."😂😂
@astety4 жыл бұрын
When you get bamboozled and notice right after 14:19
@hasnoname37814 жыл бұрын
Zype why have I never thought of this
@croftschnisky4 жыл бұрын
Zype oh my god
@darkchocospy70804 жыл бұрын
almost fell for it, then i remembered the video is 14:14 lol
@referencedZT4 жыл бұрын
Julian Fiallos-Granados R/wOoOoSH
@itsPlasma064 жыл бұрын
@@referencedZT r/FoUNDthEMoBiLEuSER
@SeriouslyCalamitous4 жыл бұрын
I will never tire of Techno being more mentally adept than everyone else
@soggysoup144 жыл бұрын
Daaaaang only 5 months and you have what? 12k! Proud of you my guy
@dyn0h4 жыл бұрын
" ur syb count is my live viewer count kid sit down" - Technoblade 2018 i think
@dragongaming27964 жыл бұрын
As someone who is in hufflepuff I think “participation award house” is the perfect way to describe it.
@acgamingpresents90703 жыл бұрын
As a Ravenclaw myself, I can say that Techno’s argument is 100% correct
@Andimax10304 жыл бұрын
He called me a participation award and I accept that.
@LegendaryScarOff7 ай бұрын
Him thanking us for 600 subs is insane and he is now almost at 30k subs
@barenycreature28164 жыл бұрын
Hufflepuff is just the team for people who couldn’t get into gryffindor
@Aviaidan3 жыл бұрын
If you’re a new viewer, or even if you’re a returning viewer, be sure to subscribe to my KZbin channel!! It would really help me out!
@krlsweet3 жыл бұрын
bro, atleast put a list for the videos on the complation and some time stamps i don`t think technoblade is ok with this !
@Aviaidan3 жыл бұрын
@@krlsweet Judging by this comment, I can correctly assume that you only watch the compilations. If that’s the case, which I’m sure it is, I will inform you that I am a Minecraft content creator and I make my own content. Watch THOSE videos, then come talk to me. Also Techno doesn’t give two shits
@cutieduckie10554 жыл бұрын
5:13 Me a hufflepuff, wishing I was a ravenclaw for a really long time: *cries* I know
@xMika_4 жыл бұрын
Star Wars is probably the reason why he’s good at minecraft
@jammygeorge4254 жыл бұрын
I saw the title and the first thing that popped into my head is, 'This man is well cultured'
@alaina40704 жыл бұрын
As a Hufflepuff I agree with Technoplane. I only took the quiz because my friends, (who are Ravenclaw,) constantly talk about Harry Potter and what house they were in and wish to partake in the conversation.
@lancetheking75244 жыл бұрын
poor Tommy I feel bad ngl and then Fit just destroys him for a split second lmao
@hanmabaki80274 жыл бұрын
"he sees through Eco location.... he is also deaf" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@illegalmobster48474 жыл бұрын
thank you for the Caramelldansen, I can never have enough....
@zaferoph4 жыл бұрын
6:15 and then I realised I am not Slytherin but actually Ravenclaw. Thank you Technoblade.
@parthisMC4 жыл бұрын
Judging by the length of the video, I’m assuming it’s him roasting skeppy?
@Aviaidan4 жыл бұрын
Not this one but the first roasting video was about 95% Skeppy and ITS 14 mins long :)
@somethingiforgot56542 жыл бұрын
“He sees through echo location and hes also deaf” HAD ME WHEEZE FIR WHATT
@nuggetoftruth8654 жыл бұрын
Technoblade: Puts Harry Potter as a children's book Everyone who's read Harry Potter:
@fishbowlliz4 жыл бұрын
Next we need a compilation of Techno roasting everyone in Minecraft story mode.
@minioreo70383 жыл бұрын
8:38 Me:WAIT,TECHNO GOT A SON? Me finally realising: Oh,he’s talking about Tommy
@aliviaborsodi17283 жыл бұрын
5:03 ravenclaw unite
@MyUsersDark4 жыл бұрын
"Technoblade roasting everyone for 14 min straight" *Vid is only 12 minutes long*
@anabrinzas17114 жыл бұрын
Yeah I don't get it, everyone is saying that the vid is 14 something minutes long and for me the video is 12: 38
@TrippieHippie4204 жыл бұрын
As a fellow ravenclaw I literally died in the middle of a reunion hearing him rant about it