Ranking Every Sinnoh Pokemon I Could Beat Up

[@Riolunator]

"Squirrels are very dumb" Have you ever fought a squirrel? Those things are aggressive, at least here in Florida. Heck, we used to have one that would chew on the power lines every year and fight us for our mail

[@nickschile4807]

Squirrels in Florida are on meth, like a good portion of the population there if the news has any truth to it XD

[@justjoannak]

That's crazy! Squirrels in Northern California are mostly chill

[@kensizhang5398]

Japan squirrels 🐿 太恐怖了

[@RiveriaPanda]

I accidentally kicked a squirrel before

[@phoenixburns79]

No thats just florida, here in Georgia there still pretty dumb

[@burt_the_pug4354]

Karens: PokEmOn iS aNimAL abUsE John: You ain't seen nothing yet

[@skibdiiddiididdy]

You got a giggle out of me thank you

[@brightburst2992]

Redpanda

[@dumbpotaato]

Wut about Karen from the elite 4

[@justaveraeg]

Lmao

[@justaveraeg]

@@dumbpotaato THE KAREN HAS EVOLVED INTO AN ELITE 4 MEMBER

[@Silver-Arm]

John A.K.A. PokeMEN @ Human Clothes Ability: Opposable Thumbs EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Kick - Punch - Grab - Throw

[@gamergabeplayz5790]

I will choose him

[@urkerab]

You forgot Stomp.

[@shadowthief6471]

Wow that is a terrible hp stat

[@overforest1195]

@@shadowthief6471 That's his EVs, not his base stats

[@JustinWPruett]

Health: 70 Attack: 110 Defense: 60 SPA: 110 SPD: 60 Speed: 70

[@matthewdean3339]

Next video: beating up every gen 4 Pokémon until the remakes come out.

[@polterkitty3639]

well then he’d be beating up Pokemon forever

[@advaithkrishna6329]

@@polterkitty3639 haha lol

[@Xande-bh5tm]

So no more John then

[@shadowmaximist4214]

LOL!

[@Brickmotion0624]

Imagine if it come outs in 5 months

[@michaeljanas1708]

John: "What's Happiny gonna do, throw its egg at me?" Brock's Happiny (picking up an entire lake's water content worth of ice): "How about you try catching this?"

[@XSoulfire]

It’s not about the anime, it’s about how tough it is. (Which happiny isn’t) and Brock isn’t there, and what if there is no lake

[@XSoulfire]

But John could throw it too….

[@XSoulfire]

@Chad Springfield what if John comes out with gigichad abs

[@XSoulfire]

It’s an easy win gigichad can literally destroy every Pokémon ever

[@XSoulfire]

He can literally touch mewtwo and explode him gigichad is overpowered

[@joshkung]

"Pokemon is animal abuse" John: "So I take them by the head, and I can just bash them back and forth.."

[@Autumnly]

“I could punt this bunny to the moon” Yes. A bunny that can break BOULDERS (and probably human bones) with its EARS. Mk.

[@Saltedchipps]

Thanks for playing along.

[@ryleeyong9304]

Oh I forgot about that one tiny detail

[@suchomimustenerensis]

Oh and kills a bunch of LEGENDARIES! (Get the reference)

[@justyourlocalbigshot6858]

IT CAN EVEN FLY

[@justyourlocalbigshot6858]

@@suchomimustenerensis yeah purplecliff

[@davidtrottier7066]

Buneary Pokedex entry: It slams foes by sharply uncoiling its rolled ears. It stings enough to make a grown-up cry in pain. John: I can punt this to the moon. Easy Also John: Loppuny is pretty weak. Pokedex entry: Lopunny is constantly monitoring its surroundings. If dangers approaches, this Pokémon responds with superdestructive kicks.

[@jeremy1909]

Well the pokedex is stupid but yeah, he underestimate this pokemon a long shot.

[@pokeinator7834]

Lmao

[@S33_.]

Riolu: this pokemon can cross 3 mountains and 2 canyons in one night. It is known to run all night long.

[@jonathangoodwin5609]

Lets be real, if he were honest about this, there wouldn't be a video, most any Pokemon has the potential to kill a human.

[@XSoulfire]

All it can do is kick he just has to catch its leg and slam the big bunny

[@DukeDarkshadow]

John: "I would salt the snail!" Me: "But....Shellos is a *sea slug*. It LIVES in salt water!"

[@connerbeaudry5624]

Understand where your coming from but even with sea creatures, solid salt would burn then and could kill depending on how much you have

[@jimmiev6253]

If a sea creature has too much salt it will die.

[@a-random-person-2763]

That's what I was thinking

[@davidtrottier7066]

John: "I'm going to try playing frisbee golf with a 133-pound steel plate."

[@quinten2529]

He would break his his hands

[@ShadowKnight5204]

Not steel plate, Bronze Mirror.

[@gamertwo6263]

I mean just use it like a discus Just grab Spin around And *yeet* And maybe tear your arms out of socket in the process

[@oryben9501]

@@quinten2529 wow really? yeah-we know.

[@connormeriwether4486]

That's two thirds my weight.

[@charles_capet321]

I like how when he comes up to Darkrai he just said “you”.......

[@ShadowKnight5204]

Darkrai won't even give him a chance to strike. Dark Void Hax.

[@nokti...]

knew darkrai would fucking obliterate him too so he didn't even bother saying its name😭🙏

[@syedmajidhassan4051]

He who shall not be named

[@BobaLycheeee]

Wait wait we didn't say if he was in his sleep Darkai would just......

[@vcheese9927]

@@syedmajidhassan4051 voldermort aka darkrai

[@cindyxia1477]

15:56 John: A bunny,a normal type bunny,I can punt it to the moon. Purplecliffe:Try to beat Chad.

[@commandermercury6654]

I feel like John could beat a Bonsly. It’s just a baby rock/tree thing. I think you’d be fine if you can fling it far enough. Bronzor, though? Ive used one, and let me tell you: don’t underestimate them. They’ll confuse you, put you to sleep, and toss you around with psychic powers. Plus they’re pretty freaking bulky for a little bronze mirror. Unless you’ve got a flamethrower handy I’d bet my money on the Bronzor.

[@mr.krustykrust]

And even then it can have heatproof

[@Thomas_Morse]

@@mr.krustykrust just nullifies ONE weaknesses!!! It still shreads though...

[@arandomcrusader8822]

@@Thomas_Morse hey, that "one weakness" can change a lot. Fire-Type is a pretty common type and getting rid of that removes the worry of fighting a trainer using a pokemon with fire-type moves

[@Thomas_Morse]

@@arandomcrusader8822 unfortunately, bronzor and bronzong are neutral against fighting... What other Pokemon can use fighting to beat psychic like this!?!?!?

[@arandomcrusader8822]

@@Thomas_Morse why is that unfortunate? It just gets rid of the worry of being stomped by a fighting type. Its high defense and special defense makes it no worries to survive attack. Not only that, it'll allow the pokemon to use Gyro Ball on the fighting type considering its slow stature, while the average speed of Fighting Types are PRETTY good, making Gyro Ball even more useful. Fighting types aren't that common as well

[@sigmastylin8394]

Rotom heat would cook you in its oven belly, rotom first would lock you in its fridge till you die of hypothermia, rotom wash will trap you in the washing machine and tumble you around until you either drown or die from head trauma, and rotom mo will run you over with its lawnmower and chop you to pieces. The fan form is the only one you would stand a chance against

[@hylianhero1921]

Can still electrocute him

[@idrovepastyourhouse-9385]

Those forms are a lot smaller than an average human tho

[@sigmastylin8394]

@@idrovepastyourhouse-9385 yeah my explanation requires a little bit of suspension of disbelief but so does all of pokemon. I was just thinking of funny ways to die to rotom. Your point is still valid though

[@gengarzilla1685]

I can't see a human surviving Air Slash.

[@sigmastylin8394]

@@gengarzilla1685 actually the air Slash wouldn't be the problem, the air Slash would flinch you then it would murder you with electricity

[@shiroplays9482]

Next video: Ranking Every Hoenn Pokemon I Could Beat Up

[@shardtheduraludon]

When he reaches Johto: *I’m sorry, Togepay*

[@BeyondMagical]

No thanks

[@CB_Hyperz88]

I’d kill myself before I would ever kill a Mudkip

[@Patchouli.Knowledge.]

I don't want to kill Torchic- It's too cute- why do I like these animals that will run from me no matter what-

[@dragoljubalbijanic7901]

That would be amazing, only he needs more categories bro like beyond death and can pound me to the moon. Like what he is expecting if he fights Aggron unless to be like just stabbed with a horn and ripped in 2... what he expects against Mega Blaziken unless to be kicked to the moon?

[@nicodico9537]

I feel like you could chuck a rock at a lot of the “not great”s and they would just die

[@AffyMoon]

But they can dodge lasers?(flash cannon, solar beam;etc) rock throw only works because Pokemon have similar reaction and fighting speeds but humans definitely can't do that

[@jeremy1909]

Bro, chimchar can dig hole. He's got more power than a gun. I hope you are joking?

[@nicodico9537]

@@jeremy1909 i meant like if u hit it with a decent sized rock it would probably faint

[@jeremy1909]

@@nicodico9537 they DIG hole in the ground. So they are literally smashing stone until they found there way out. Yes rock are super effective on fire pokemon but that's because the one throwing the rocks are other pokemon. It's like trying to put out a house full of flame with a handful of dirt. Yes putting dirt on fire can extinguished it but not the fire is to strong. In the anime, there attack create giant explosion.

[@nicodico9537]

@@jeremy1909 ikkk but if u landed a hit on its head with a rock it would die.

[@sleepysukii]

The fact that riolu was in ‘punted to the moon’ and burmy and buneary was in ‘we’ll see’ in the thumbnail had me laughing way too hard

[@MajorLeeGaming]

Gotta watch out for that Bide from Kricketot, it might take you out! 😂 also “Bastiogon” 😂😂😂

[@legendarytrainerred8104]

Pokemen7:Which pokemon can I fight PETA:🤬🤬🤬

[@cord4691]

I don't think PETA will care about such MONSTERS, especially the Bidoof.

[@legendarytrainerred8104]

@@cord4691 have you played pokemon PETA version yeah they do care

[@jollydino2416]

John: I'm sorry Piplup, you're the coolest Pokemon here-- Mamoswine: *Betrayed Mamoswine noises*

[@johnwayne9000]

He meant in the punt to the moon category

[@badluckgamma]

I half expected to hear “real youtubists have an intro”

[@Ethan-hi6ir]

yeah same lol, sounds like a spin off of the vid wolfey did for poketubers he could beat up a while back

[@bibarel5097]

5:37 It's good that you know...

[@bikassingh5123]

Shut up your a rippof of furret

[@heathdavies1845]

Bikas Singh lol

[@VulcanW]

@@bikassingh5123 and you shut up its rip off not rippof

[@jaydenfc555]

KING BIBAREL,I SALUTE YOU

[@DeadlyMouse7]

Furret = NOT HM SLAVE

[@eclipsedmoon87]

The Garchomp line are also DRAGONS. Try fighting a dragon shark. You WILL lose

[@talesofarcadiauval8848]

Try fighting a land shark that can outspeed a jet

[@eclipsedmoon87]

@@talesofarcadiauval8848 it won't end well

[@allhailzamasu69]

I'd bodied Garchomp

[@furrydumbass]

@@allhailzamasu69 Judging on the pokemon, you cannot take down garchomp nor arceus. Your little feeble arms can’t take down gigantic creatures. Just imagine fighting the god of Pokémon. Have fun with this comment ruining your ego!

[@allhailzamasu69]

@@furrydumbass uh dude you know it not that serious right?

[@Rashinnu]

Fun fact! Skunks aim for the eyes which can cause temporary blindness as well as acting like tear gas and are fairly accurate up to 10 feet. Enjoy the stunky fight!

[@sarfaraazmukuddem1147]

I Do Not Like Skunks

[@sarfaraazmukuddem1147]

Skunks Live In North America Thank Goodness I Live In Africa

[@luxrayblast]

Have you SEEN Brock's Happiny? That thing can lift BOULDERS! You have REALLY undermined Happiny good sir! XD If there are boulders nearby, it would be Game Over for you! I'm serious. Happiny's stats maybe laughable, but, it is NO joke when take into account Happiny in the Anime is Superman in disguise!

[@Taxessss]

Don’t underestimate happiny or else it will just lift a boulder and smush you poke7

[@luxrayblast]

@@Taxessss I know, right? His Happiny was ripped. It may have garbage stats, but, it had 255 strength!

[@advaithkrishna6329]

I can never defeat Bidoof: I mean literally, it's a living god.

[@bikassingh5123]

Not as strong as furret

[@VulcanW]

Well u forgot one God over the tier list of gods: MAGIKARP

[@idrovepastyourhouse-9385]

You guys are forgetting lord helix

[@K_E7609]

THE GODS ARE BIDOOF, LORD HELIX, MAGIKARP, AND FURRET, AND SNOM, AND WOOLOO

[@MysteriousMagick]

@@K_E7609 and arceus. the actual pokemon god

[@Scififan926]

When it come to starly i remember the same thing that helps me remember why fighting is weak to flying “Have you tried to punch a bird?”

[@soldierofchaos8552]

but the question is, could you beat wolfey in a fight? 😋

[@Zachstro]

meltan animations Don’t you know WolfeyVGC

[@soldierofchaos8552]

@@meltyanimations2672 it's a reference to a video wolfeyVGC made not too long ago ranking poketubers by list of who he could beat in a literal fight. our boy john was one of them hence the meme, and you just spoiled it, and made me spoil it even futher by typing out this damn somewhat long yet unnecessary comment.

[@meltyanimations2672]

@@soldierofchaos8552 ooooohhhh, i get it now, so srry for being uncultured

[@soldierofchaos8552]

@@meltyanimations2672 you didn't have to respond you know, especially not after 2 months lol

[@lennsaturday5566]

Him describing how hes gonna use the burmy to defeat the other burmys was something i didnt know i needed mental imagery of today

[@michaellatten1958]

"I used the Burmy to defeat the other Burmys"- Thanos, probably

[@canderson5568]

I am currently 2 minutes in and this is already one of my favorite videos on this channel. Dying laughing rn.

[@TimmyDaTurtle]

I mean piplup in the anime creates giant whirlpools, and happiny is just straight up ripped.

[@voidoflife9372]

John: I'm going to become one of their souls. Is he saying he's pure evil???

[@Bow_and_aro72]

Solution to the non-ghost pokemon: get a true gun.

[@mike_havens]

According to the anime,Happiny apparently has super strength so it might not be as easy as u think to beat it.

[@avery3748]

Roserade is actually suuuper tiny if I remember right, you might have a shot if you dodge the Leaf Storm!

[@wailfinkle5259]

I was smiling ear-to-ear throughout the whole video. Great job John! Really made me smile through the harsh times we are in now.

[@norseweeb2305]

You should do gen 7 next. Or even make a series out of this. And I love that the most you could take on and win are mainly babies lol

[@EmikaSandra]

As it is my number one favorite Pokémon, I'm not sure whether hearing that you would punt Piplup to the moon without hesitation should make me angry or not.

[@henwickcheng9876]

mega lopunny: im going to punt you mr.john to the sun, the moon and back

[@AverageEggmonEnthusiast]

Me: has a fear of bugs “I’ll just pick up a burmy and use it to beat the others” “YOU’RE GOING TO TOUCH IT??????”

[@Thomas_Morse]

They mean their weapon is the one that's literally from garbage!

[@Thomas_Morse]

It has a stem... it's a harmless pokēmon anyways.

[@theblackgosling]

After the frostlass John could’ve said the rest are legendary Pokémon and he doesn’t stand a chance. Edit: Except the phione.

[@Thomas_Morse]

It's not royally rotten, so it'd be the duo who still wins... just saying.

[@blue_be_trippin]

im sorry but i may ask if you know what happend to the floor

[@slayer-arc1]

Love the profile pick

[@DingusGSY]

@@blue_be_trippin tentacles floor tentacles

[@davidprogamer2703]

One could beat up shaymin with a shovel

[@XSoulfire]

Riolu holding the pressure of a 1500+ pound Cooperajah: Am I a joke to you?

[@jaylai6563]

Snover is the beginning of his doom

[@pikazacian242]

Oh dear Arceus, this is the most hilarious tier list I've ever seen

[@Xande-bh5tm]

Mothim is actually humongous at a 7 foot wing span

[@slick_rickgaming1102]

God can you just imagine sleeping at night, then all of a sudden you hear Kricketunes cry

[@DashingSceptile]

5:57 Actually if you hit kricketot twice, your done cause bide

[@nickschile4807]

Only if he doesn't knock it out by then!

[@DashingSceptile]

Nick Schile Eviolite. It’s gonna withstand the hits

[@Dancing_With_Grant]

People in 1950s: I bet by 2020 we'll have flying cars and have colonized Mars 2020: ranking every Pokemon I could beat up

[@Mrcasper2032]

Lol “ I don’t know how big it is so I don’t wanna go at it alone” I’m done 🤣

[@x_x1013]

i can imagine john punting a turtwig and it just hits someones car like real life mariokart

[@cord4691]

9:11 F in the chat for burmy and wormadam.

[@ThatOneFungus]

Bunnary’s pokedex entry States that it can destroy bolders with it’s ears, want to re- evaluate

[@DashingSceptile]

Funniest Video I’ve seen on KZbin!! GOOD JOB JOHN. This made my day! Thank You!

[@lancerchulainn6872]

Hearing munchlax be called a rotund fellow was the highlight of my day

[@tggamez6859]

You should do this for every generation lmao

[@Mart1n192]

Me: So, there's rock and steel type Pokemen: yes Me: Steel is very hard to break Pokemen: yes Me: You can break a rock if you punch it hard on a wall Pokemen: makes sense to me Me: So, why did you put bonsly higher than bronzor? Pokemen: i can break metal punching it on a wall...

[@sigmastylin8394]

Thank you for acknowledging infernape's awesomeness, it is my favorite pokemon!

[@DeadlyMouse7]

I like claw er claw

[@DeadlyMouse7]

Switzer claw

[@landonsmith6705]

John used Bash With Rock! It’s super effective!

[@nerdymidwesterner3662]

If you've watched the anime you'd know that Happiny can pick up giant rocks with ease, ain't no way you're punting it to the moon 😂

[@spirityt2192]

Well if he gets its “egg”(its too young to have eggs so it just uses rocks) then he can chuck it at its head and knock it unconcious, then punt it to the moon. As long as he survives that long.

[@tejgill9484]

Everyone: John will beat this budew John: A bud... not sure if I can take that 2 foot plant out

[@thebananaboy9104]

Moral of the story: You guys wouldn't survive with us around

[@pokemonsonicgirl123]

A chapter from a fanfic I wrote enforces this: www.fanfiction.net/s/13176674/10/Black-Rainbow

[@urkerab]

Thank goodness for starter Pokémon...

[@pokemonsonicgirl123]

@@urkerab Or Pokemon in general. The Wing boys wouldn't have gone through without my Trainer OC's help.

[@danielkerogoi7136]

John: Says he can beat up a cat Alinity: ......

[@rainitaouwu]

Cats can literally make you BLIND

[@danielkerogoi7136]

@@rainitaouwu no im saying it cos she got absolutely destroyed by her own cat

[@rainitaouwu]

@@danielkerogoi7136 she deserved it

[@GojiraFan-in9oo]

3:29 Finally! someone else who hates piplup. Gible! Use Draco Meteor!

[@ghostyoda7379]

*Piplup, use Ice Beam*

[@GojiraFan-in9oo]

@@ghostyoda7379 yOU FOOL. Draco meteor always leaves Piplup with the spiral eyes. And dawn's Piplup doesn't even know ice beam

[@ghostyoda7379]

@@GojiraFan-in9oo unfortunately for you, this is my Piplup... And it knows Ice Beam, plus: Gible has a terrible SpA, highly doubt Draco Meteor will KO a Piplup (which, I must say: has a decent SpD). So...

[@GojiraFan-in9oo]

@@ghostyoda7379 SHHH. you can't apply game logic to the anime. the tryhards will mock you.

[@ghostyoda7379]

@@GojiraFan-in9oo *plot twist:* I don't watch the anime. All kinds of logic from it won't affect me.

[@jbarry1075]

This weeks quote most likely to be taken out of context......"I can't wait to smack that" lol

[@justjoannak]

Glad you took time for yourself, John. You look really happy and I'm glad to see it

[@dr_doot]

Dusknoir is actually pretty nice , it apparently guides dead people to where they should be

[@cherryberry9122]

Dusknoir is a big ol’ case of irony to me Most ghost types (besides ones like Froslass or Gengar) look at least a little unassuming, like they make you think you were just in for some mostly harmless pranks and/or tricky times should you encounter one, yet you also know deep down that you’d probably die to them in variable terrifying ways Dusknoir is like, the complete opposite: it looks the most frightening, like it would kill you immediately in horrible ways, but in reality it’s probably one of the most benevolent ghost types Like you’re more likely to befriend a Dusknoir than say, a Gourgeist or Banette, they’re misunderstood marshmallows once you look past appearances Dusknoir is friend shaped, my favourite ghost type

[@avery3748]

I actually really like Platinum's dex but they need buffs.

[@pugplayz7943]

Never knew I needed this.

[@zynx8492]

I love how he feels bad fot happiny when of course he has not seen the anime of brocks happiny

[@titan5695]

PokeMEN7: I fear no man. But those things: A baby turtle, a baby tree, a fake tree, a baby money, a hedgehog, a bee, Mrs. Bee, a sexy rabbit, a hero wanna be, a beaver, a derpy thing, a skunk, a balloon, a slug, a yellow cat, a fat cat, a princess water thing, an otter, a fan, SpeGEtI, a magnet, a bossy raven, an anooying bird, a big brain, a glitch, cOiN, a gong thing, a kissy love cloud, a dragonfly, a leaf dog, and a mustache bug *They scare me*

[@TimmyDaTurtle]

I guess you'd have to look at it in a mortal combat setting. Could you get off with friendship, or is it a fight to the death

[@alice-d4546]

9:18 how I fantasise about killing my enimes

[@dreepy7130]

“I am bastioGONE” famous last words

[@flareyt4477]

John shiny is adorable. Shinx: have fun at minus one attack from my furotius face lol

[@leslielmao01]

Nice to see you again, John. I hope your days have been good :)

[@basedduck224]

16:54 because it's easy to lift it will instantly get launched to a other universe and die because of fall

[@Fundings]

Honestly a RIP of your going up against Brock’s happiny. That thing with super strength could throw you to the moon with one arm

[@Idkanymore9029]

Holy sh-

[@KestrelDC]

That comment about Piplup sending some bubbles your way made me think of Dawn in the anime having her Piplup do Bubble Beam at her hair to fix her bedhead lmfao.

[@denimvelvet4670]

I feel like this would have gone a little easier if you'd decided what you did and didn't have from the start. Like starting with the idea that you're going in with sturdy boots with every battle would have saved a lot of trouble. Also, I think how much credit you gave Bonsly was maybe one of the funniest things about this whole list. You could say something mean to the Pokemon and it would start crying and not be able to battle. The only reason you wouldn't put it in the punt class in my opinion is that it's a 33 pound rock, and kicking a 33 pound rock would hurt.

[@magnej1520]

25:57 If thats Pokken Croagunk, say your prayers

[@selthecinderace8801]

ITS SO ANNOYING TO KILL ISTG

[@George-hn5by]

john you think highly of yourself. Being able to beat up god.

[@redpikachu2827]

I like the reference to move dodgeball, or at least I’m assuming that when he mentioned dodging wrenches was a reference

[@paulyd2406]

🤣🤣🤣 YES Mr. John Sir!! Make more crazy hilarious awesome content like this!! I'm just 😂😂 so badly but you are awesome though 👊😎

[@dangrosswald8587]

John: puts riolu in the "we'll see" category. meanwhile riolu's pokedex entry: "Riolu naturally has superhuman strength, stamina, and endurance and is capable of making long journeys on foot in a short amount of time." said bublapedia

[@xdlilmanhaider8407]

Me: Yay cant wait to see the comments on this great video KZbin: AcCeSs DeNiEd Me: Wha?!? You wanna be like that? Ill just refresh KZbin: You cant beat me peasant!!

[@supremepanta9564]

john is not having a great time by fighting a 3 headed bee

[@toypikachutheoctoling6029]

Pokemen7 you couldn't pay me to fight a staraptor, electivire,dialga , and arceus cause your fighting god basicly

[@Tyranitar.]

i feel like gallade would be like: outsmart, but also don't try to outsmart at all and just repeatedly swing.

[@alberttang6984]

Unironically though, the evolved version of Bidoof, the beaver god can 1. Shoot lasers (Hyper beam) 2. Smite you (Thunder) 3. Hit you with essentially a Tsunami (surf) Pretty sure the beaver god can also pull shenanigans like earthquake but idk

[@advaithkrishna6329]

John probably with all his hatred for Wormadam be able to punt it to the moon.

[@mikeydowikey4140]

Like you just said, he’d PROBABLY be able to punt it to the moon, so it’s in Probably tier (yes I know you were making a joke it was a very funny joke)

[@IHateCopperGolems]

22:22 this assumes that chatot is smart

[@allowedsun1918]

19:50 in gym class we played frisbee-golf and basketball-golf. I didn’t even know why these existed

[@danielwarrior1032]

He really thinks he has a chance to defeat the ultimate god of pokemon? EVERYBODY BOW TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BIDOOF

[@thomaspyles349]

Lord helix joined the group chat

[@IHateCopperGolems]

how to win dodge ball: Out run (out run) Out last (Out last) Hit 'em quick get out fast (chick-a-pow)

[@zaygm5866]

Jake Rozewicz survive until this horror show has passed

[@therealriddlemaster]

Technically he couldn’t hurt the ghost types cause John is normal/ fighting type 😔

[@yeets_galore3133]

And the ghost types can't hurt John

[@SACREDSCIZOR9116]

And John can crunch

[@SabiaSparrow]

@@yeets_galore3133 They might have coverage moves or status moves, unlike John

[@hiyapatil5379]

John is always this sweet, adorable guy who likes to make people smile and I love him, but this- we really see his dark side creeping out which I love even more, 10/10 John

[@Theplatzguy]

“Squirrels are very stupid” I don’t think you’ve seen Mark Robers newest video then

[@chillpenguin7032]

Absolutely the BEST video I've seen in a while

[@huzefa.r]

Ambipom vs John slap slap slap spank slap slap spank spank John has fainted

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The video should have been title 'how PokeMen7 beats up tiny baby animals and regrets nothing'.