"Squirrels are very dumb" Have you ever fought a squirrel? Those things are aggressive, at least here in Florida. Heck, we used to have one that would chew on the power lines every year and fight us for our mail
@nickschile48074 жыл бұрын
Squirrels in Florida are on meth, like a good portion of the population there if the news has any truth to it XD
@justjoannak4 жыл бұрын
That's crazy! Squirrels in Northern California are mostly chill
@kensizhang53984 жыл бұрын
Japan squirrels 🐿 太恐怖了
@RiveriaPanda4 жыл бұрын
I accidentally kicked a squirrel before
@phoenixburns794 жыл бұрын
No thats just florida, here in Georgia there still pretty dumb
@burt_the_pug43544 жыл бұрын
Karens: PokEmOn iS aNimAL abUsE John: You ain't seen nothing yet
@skibdiiddiididdy4 жыл бұрын
You got a giggle out of me thank you
@brightburst29924 жыл бұрын
Redpanda
@dumbpotaato3 жыл бұрын
Wut about Karen from the elite 4
@justaveraeg3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@justaveraeg3 жыл бұрын
@@dumbpotaato THE KAREN HAS EVOLVED INTO AN ELITE 4 MEMBER
@Silver-Arm4 жыл бұрын
John A.K.A. PokeMEN @ Human Clothes Ability: Opposable Thumbs EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe Jolly Nature - Kick - Punch - Grab - Throw
@gamergabeplayz57904 жыл бұрын
I will choose him
@urkerab4 жыл бұрын
You forgot Stomp.
@shadowthief64714 жыл бұрын
Wow that is a terrible hp stat
@overforest11954 жыл бұрын
@@shadowthief6471 That's his EVs, not his base stats
Next video: beating up every gen 4 Pokémon until the remakes come out.
@polterkitty36394 жыл бұрын
well then he’d be beating up Pokemon forever
@advaithkrishna63294 жыл бұрын
@@polterkitty3639 haha lol
@Xande-bh5tm4 жыл бұрын
So no more John then
@shadowmaximist42144 жыл бұрын
LOL!
@Brickmotion06244 жыл бұрын
Imagine if it come outs in 5 months
@michaeljanas17083 жыл бұрын
John: "What's Happiny gonna do, throw its egg at me?" Brock's Happiny (picking up an entire lake's water content worth of ice): "How about you try catching this?"
@XSoulfire2 жыл бұрын
It’s not about the anime, it’s about how tough it is. (Which happiny isn’t) and Brock isn’t there, and what if there is no lake
@XSoulfire2 жыл бұрын
But John could throw it too….
@XSoulfire2 жыл бұрын
@Chad Springfield what if John comes out with gigichad abs
@XSoulfire2 жыл бұрын
It’s an easy win gigichad can literally destroy every Pokémon ever
@XSoulfire2 жыл бұрын
He can literally touch mewtwo and explode him gigichad is overpowered
@joshkung3 жыл бұрын
"Pokemon is animal abuse" John: "So I take them by the head, and I can just bash them back and forth.."
@Autumnly4 жыл бұрын
“I could punt this bunny to the moon” Yes. A bunny that can break BOULDERS (and probably human bones) with its EARS. Mk.
@Saltedchipps4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for playing along.
@ryleeyong93044 жыл бұрын
Oh I forgot about that one tiny detail
@suchomimustenerensis3 жыл бұрын
Oh and kills a bunch of LEGENDARIES! (Get the reference)
@justyourlocalbigshot68583 жыл бұрын
IT CAN EVEN FLY
@justyourlocalbigshot68583 жыл бұрын
@@suchomimustenerensis yeah purplecliff
@davidtrottier70664 жыл бұрын
Buneary Pokedex entry: It slams foes by sharply uncoiling its rolled ears. It stings enough to make a grown-up cry in pain. John: I can punt this to the moon. Easy Also John: Loppuny is pretty weak. Pokedex entry: Lopunny is constantly monitoring its surroundings. If dangers approaches, this Pokémon responds with superdestructive kicks.
@jeremy19093 жыл бұрын
Well the pokedex is stupid but yeah, he underestimate this pokemon a long shot.
@pokeinator78343 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@S33_.2 жыл бұрын
Riolu: this pokemon can cross 3 mountains and 2 canyons in one night. It is known to run all night long.
@jonathangoodwin56092 жыл бұрын
Lets be real, if he were honest about this, there wouldn't be a video, most any Pokemon has the potential to kill a human.
@XSoulfire Жыл бұрын
All it can do is kick he just has to catch its leg and slam the big bunny
@DukeDarkshadow3 жыл бұрын
John: "I would salt the snail!" Me: "But....Shellos is a *sea slug*. It LIVES in salt water!"
@connerbeaudry56242 жыл бұрын
Understand where your coming from but even with sea creatures, solid salt would burn then and could kill depending on how much you have
@jimmiev62532 жыл бұрын
If a sea creature has too much salt it will die.
@a-random-person-27632 жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking
@davidtrottier70664 жыл бұрын
John: "I'm going to try playing frisbee golf with a 133-pound steel plate."
@quinten25293 жыл бұрын
He would break his his hands
@ShadowKnight52043 жыл бұрын
Not steel plate, Bronze Mirror.
@gamertwo62633 жыл бұрын
I mean just use it like a discus Just grab Spin around And *yeet* And maybe tear your arms out of socket in the process
@oryben95013 жыл бұрын
@@quinten2529 wow really? yeah-we know.
@connormeriwether44863 жыл бұрын
That's two thirds my weight.
@charles_capet3214 жыл бұрын
I like how when he comes up to Darkrai he just said “you”.......
@ShadowKnight52043 жыл бұрын
Darkrai won't even give him a chance to strike. Dark Void Hax.
@nokti...3 жыл бұрын
knew darkrai would fucking obliterate him too so he didn't even bother saying its name😭🙏
@syedmajidhassan40513 жыл бұрын
He who shall not be named
@BobaLycheeee2 жыл бұрын
Wait wait we didn't say if he was in his sleep Darkai would just......
@vcheese99272 жыл бұрын
@@syedmajidhassan4051 voldermort aka darkrai
@cindyxia14773 жыл бұрын
15:56 John: A bunny,a normal type bunny,I can punt it to the moon. Purplecliffe:Try to beat Chad.
@commandermercury66544 жыл бұрын
I feel like John could beat a Bonsly. It’s just a baby rock/tree thing. I think you’d be fine if you can fling it far enough. Bronzor, though? Ive used one, and let me tell you: don’t underestimate them. They’ll confuse you, put you to sleep, and toss you around with psychic powers. Plus they’re pretty freaking bulky for a little bronze mirror. Unless you’ve got a flamethrower handy I’d bet my money on the Bronzor.
@mr.krustykrust4 жыл бұрын
And even then it can have heatproof
@Thomas_Morse3 жыл бұрын
@@mr.krustykrust just nullifies ONE weaknesses!!! It still shreads though...
@arandomcrusader88223 жыл бұрын
@@Thomas_Morse hey, that "one weakness" can change a lot. Fire-Type is a pretty common type and getting rid of that removes the worry of fighting a trainer using a pokemon with fire-type moves
@Thomas_Morse3 жыл бұрын
@@arandomcrusader8822 unfortunately, bronzor and bronzong are neutral against fighting... What other Pokemon can use fighting to beat psychic like this!?!?!?
@arandomcrusader88223 жыл бұрын
@@Thomas_Morse why is that unfortunate? It just gets rid of the worry of being stomped by a fighting type. Its high defense and special defense makes it no worries to survive attack. Not only that, it'll allow the pokemon to use Gyro Ball on the fighting type considering its slow stature, while the average speed of Fighting Types are PRETTY good, making Gyro Ball even more useful. Fighting types aren't that common as well
@sigmastylin83944 жыл бұрын
Rotom heat would cook you in its oven belly, rotom first would lock you in its fridge till you die of hypothermia, rotom wash will trap you in the washing machine and tumble you around until you either drown or die from head trauma, and rotom mo will run you over with its lawnmower and chop you to pieces. The fan form is the only one you would stand a chance against
@hylianhero19214 жыл бұрын
Can still electrocute him
@idrovepastyourhouse-93854 жыл бұрын
Those forms are a lot smaller than an average human tho
@sigmastylin83944 жыл бұрын
@@idrovepastyourhouse-9385 yeah my explanation requires a little bit of suspension of disbelief but so does all of pokemon. I was just thinking of funny ways to die to rotom. Your point is still valid though
@gengarzilla16854 жыл бұрын
I can't see a human surviving Air Slash.
@sigmastylin83944 жыл бұрын
@@gengarzilla1685 actually the air Slash wouldn't be the problem, the air Slash would flinch you then it would murder you with electricity
@shiroplays94824 жыл бұрын
Next video: Ranking Every Hoenn Pokemon I Could Beat Up
@shardtheduraludon4 жыл бұрын
When he reaches Johto: *I’m sorry, Togepay*
@BeyondMagical4 жыл бұрын
No thanks
@CB_Hyperz884 жыл бұрын
I’d kill myself before I would ever kill a Mudkip
@Patchouli.Knowledge.3 жыл бұрын
I don't want to kill Torchic- It's too cute- why do I like these animals that will run from me no matter what-
@dragoljubalbijanic79013 жыл бұрын
That would be amazing, only he needs more categories bro like beyond death and can pound me to the moon. Like what he is expecting if he fights Aggron unless to be like just stabbed with a horn and ripped in 2... what he expects against Mega Blaziken unless to be kicked to the moon?
@nicodico95374 жыл бұрын
I feel like you could chuck a rock at a lot of the “not great”s and they would just die
@AffyMoon4 жыл бұрын
But they can dodge lasers?(flash cannon, solar beam;etc) rock throw only works because Pokemon have similar reaction and fighting speeds but humans definitely can't do that
@jeremy19093 жыл бұрын
Bro, chimchar can dig hole. He's got more power than a gun. I hope you are joking?
@nicodico95373 жыл бұрын
@@jeremy1909 i meant like if u hit it with a decent sized rock it would probably faint
@jeremy19093 жыл бұрын
@@nicodico9537 they DIG hole in the ground. So they are literally smashing stone until they found there way out. Yes rock are super effective on fire pokemon but that's because the one throwing the rocks are other pokemon. It's like trying to put out a house full of flame with a handful of dirt. Yes putting dirt on fire can extinguished it but not the fire is to strong. In the anime, there attack create giant explosion.
@nicodico95373 жыл бұрын
@@jeremy1909 ikkk but if u landed a hit on its head with a rock it would die.
@sleepysukii4 жыл бұрын
The fact that riolu was in ‘punted to the moon’ and burmy and buneary was in ‘we’ll see’ in the thumbnail had me laughing way too hard
@MajorLeeGaming4 жыл бұрын
Gotta watch out for that Bide from Kricketot, it might take you out! 😂 also “Bastiogon” 😂😂😂
@legendarytrainerred81044 жыл бұрын
Pokemen7:Which pokemon can I fight PETA:🤬🤬🤬
@cord46914 жыл бұрын
I don't think PETA will care about such MONSTERS, especially the Bidoof.
@legendarytrainerred81044 жыл бұрын
@@cord4691 have you played pokemon PETA version yeah they do care
I half expected to hear “real youtubists have an intro”
@Ethan-hi6ir4 жыл бұрын
yeah same lol, sounds like a spin off of the vid wolfey did for poketubers he could beat up a while back
@bibarel50974 жыл бұрын
5:37 It's good that you know...
@bikassingh51234 жыл бұрын
Shut up your a rippof of furret
@heathdavies18454 жыл бұрын
Bikas Singh lol
@VulcanW4 жыл бұрын
@@bikassingh5123 and you shut up its rip off not rippof
@jaydenfc5554 жыл бұрын
KING BIBAREL,I SALUTE YOU
@DeadlyMouse73 жыл бұрын
Furret = NOT HM SLAVE
@eclipsedmoon874 жыл бұрын
The Garchomp line are also DRAGONS. Try fighting a dragon shark. You WILL lose
@talesofarcadiauval88483 жыл бұрын
Try fighting a land shark that can outspeed a jet
@eclipsedmoon873 жыл бұрын
@@talesofarcadiauval8848 it won't end well
@allhailzamasu692 жыл бұрын
I'd bodied Garchomp
@furrydumbass2 жыл бұрын
@@allhailzamasu69 Judging on the pokemon, you cannot take down garchomp nor arceus. Your little feeble arms can’t take down gigantic creatures. Just imagine fighting the god of Pokémon. Have fun with this comment ruining your ego!
@allhailzamasu692 жыл бұрын
@@furrydumbass uh dude you know it not that serious right?
@Rashinnu2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact! Skunks aim for the eyes which can cause temporary blindness as well as acting like tear gas and are fairly accurate up to 10 feet. Enjoy the stunky fight!
@sarfaraazmukuddem1147 Жыл бұрын
I Do Not Like Skunks
@sarfaraazmukuddem1147 Жыл бұрын
Skunks Live In North America Thank Goodness I Live In Africa
@luxrayblast4 жыл бұрын
Have you SEEN Brock's Happiny? That thing can lift BOULDERS! You have REALLY undermined Happiny good sir! XD If there are boulders nearby, it would be Game Over for you! I'm serious. Happiny's stats maybe laughable, but, it is NO joke when take into account Happiny in the Anime is Superman in disguise!
@Taxessss2 жыл бұрын
Don’t underestimate happiny or else it will just lift a boulder and smush you poke7
@luxrayblast2 жыл бұрын
@@Taxessss I know, right? His Happiny was ripped. It may have garbage stats, but, it had 255 strength!
@advaithkrishna63294 жыл бұрын
I can never defeat Bidoof: I mean literally, it's a living god.
@bikassingh51234 жыл бұрын
Not as strong as furret
@VulcanW4 жыл бұрын
Well u forgot one God over the tier list of gods: MAGIKARP
@idrovepastyourhouse-93854 жыл бұрын
You guys are forgetting lord helix
@K_E76094 жыл бұрын
THE GODS ARE BIDOOF, LORD HELIX, MAGIKARP, AND FURRET, AND SNOM, AND WOOLOO
@MysteriousMagick3 жыл бұрын
@@K_E7609 and arceus. the actual pokemon god
@Scififan9263 жыл бұрын
When it come to starly i remember the same thing that helps me remember why fighting is weak to flying “Have you tried to punch a bird?”
@soldierofchaos85524 жыл бұрын
but the question is, could you beat wolfey in a fight? 😋
@Zachstro4 жыл бұрын
meltan animations Don’t you know WolfeyVGC
@soldierofchaos85524 жыл бұрын
@@meltyanimations2672 it's a reference to a video wolfeyVGC made not too long ago ranking poketubers by list of who he could beat in a literal fight. our boy john was one of them hence the meme, and you just spoiled it, and made me spoil it even futher by typing out this damn somewhat long yet unnecessary comment.
@meltyanimations26723 жыл бұрын
@@soldierofchaos8552 ooooohhhh, i get it now, so srry for being uncultured
@soldierofchaos85523 жыл бұрын
@@meltyanimations2672 you didn't have to respond you know, especially not after 2 months lol
@lennsaturday55663 жыл бұрын
Him describing how hes gonna use the burmy to defeat the other burmys was something i didnt know i needed mental imagery of today
@michaellatten1958 Жыл бұрын
"I used the Burmy to defeat the other Burmys"- Thanos, probably
@canderson55684 жыл бұрын
I am currently 2 minutes in and this is already one of my favorite videos on this channel. Dying laughing rn.
@TimmyDaTurtle4 жыл бұрын
I mean piplup in the anime creates giant whirlpools, and happiny is just straight up ripped.
@voidoflife93723 жыл бұрын
John: I'm going to become one of their souls. Is he saying he's pure evil???
@Bow_and_aro723 жыл бұрын
Solution to the non-ghost pokemon: get a true gun.
@mike_havens4 жыл бұрын
According to the anime,Happiny apparently has super strength so it might not be as easy as u think to beat it.
@avery37484 жыл бұрын
Roserade is actually suuuper tiny if I remember right, you might have a shot if you dodge the Leaf Storm!
@wailfinkle52594 жыл бұрын
I was smiling ear-to-ear throughout the whole video. Great job John! Really made me smile through the harsh times we are in now.
@norseweeb23054 жыл бұрын
You should do gen 7 next. Or even make a series out of this. And I love that the most you could take on and win are mainly babies lol
@EmikaSandra3 жыл бұрын
As it is my number one favorite Pokémon, I'm not sure whether hearing that you would punt Piplup to the moon without hesitation should make me angry or not.
@henwickcheng98764 жыл бұрын
mega lopunny: im going to punt you mr.john to the sun, the moon and back
@AverageEggmonEnthusiast4 жыл бұрын
Me: has a fear of bugs “I’ll just pick up a burmy and use it to beat the others” “YOU’RE GOING TO TOUCH IT??????”
@Thomas_Morse3 жыл бұрын
They mean their weapon is the one that's literally from garbage!
@Thomas_Morse3 жыл бұрын
It has a stem... it's a harmless pokēmon anyways.
@theblackgosling4 жыл бұрын
After the frostlass John could’ve said the rest are legendary Pokémon and he doesn’t stand a chance. Edit: Except the phione.
@Thomas_Morse3 жыл бұрын
It's not royally rotten, so it'd be the duo who still wins... just saying.
@blue_be_trippin3 жыл бұрын
im sorry but i may ask if you know what happend to the floor
@slayer-arc13 жыл бұрын
Love the profile pick
@DingusGSY3 жыл бұрын
@@blue_be_trippin tentacles floor tentacles
@davidprogamer27033 жыл бұрын
One could beat up shaymin with a shovel
@XSoulfire Жыл бұрын
Riolu holding the pressure of a 1500+ pound Cooperajah: Am I a joke to you?
@jaylai65634 жыл бұрын
Snover is the beginning of his doom
@pikazacian2423 жыл бұрын
Oh dear Arceus, this is the most hilarious tier list I've ever seen
@Xande-bh5tm4 жыл бұрын
Mothim is actually humongous at a 7 foot wing span
@slick_rickgaming11023 жыл бұрын
God can you just imagine sleeping at night, then all of a sudden you hear Kricketunes cry
@DashingSceptile4 жыл бұрын
5:57 Actually if you hit kricketot twice, your done cause bide
@nickschile48074 жыл бұрын
Only if he doesn't knock it out by then!
@DashingSceptile4 жыл бұрын
Nick Schile Eviolite. It’s gonna withstand the hits
@Dancing_With_Grant4 жыл бұрын
People in 1950s: I bet by 2020 we'll have flying cars and have colonized Mars 2020: ranking every Pokemon I could beat up
@Mrcasper20324 жыл бұрын
Lol “ I don’t know how big it is so I don’t wanna go at it alone” I’m done 🤣
@x_x10132 жыл бұрын
i can imagine john punting a turtwig and it just hits someones car like real life mariokart
@cord46914 жыл бұрын
9:11 F in the chat for burmy and wormadam.
@ThatOneFungus4 жыл бұрын
Bunnary’s pokedex entry States that it can destroy bolders with it’s ears, want to re- evaluate
@DashingSceptile4 жыл бұрын
Funniest Video I’ve seen on KZbin!! GOOD JOB JOHN. This made my day! Thank You!
@lancerchulainn68723 жыл бұрын
Hearing munchlax be called a rotund fellow was the highlight of my day
@tggamez68594 жыл бұрын
You should do this for every generation lmao
@Mart1n1924 жыл бұрын
Me: So, there's rock and steel type Pokemen: yes Me: Steel is very hard to break Pokemen: yes Me: You can break a rock if you punch it hard on a wall Pokemen: makes sense to me Me: So, why did you put bonsly higher than bronzor? Pokemen: i can break metal punching it on a wall...
@sigmastylin83944 жыл бұрын
Thank you for acknowledging infernape's awesomeness, it is my favorite pokemon!
@DeadlyMouse73 жыл бұрын
I like claw er claw
@DeadlyMouse73 жыл бұрын
Switzer claw
@landonsmith67053 жыл бұрын
John used Bash With Rock! It’s super effective!
@nerdymidwesterner36624 жыл бұрын
If you've watched the anime you'd know that Happiny can pick up giant rocks with ease, ain't no way you're punting it to the moon 😂
@spirityt21923 жыл бұрын
Well if he gets its “egg”(its too young to have eggs so it just uses rocks) then he can chuck it at its head and knock it unconcious, then punt it to the moon. As long as he survives that long.
@tejgill94843 жыл бұрын
Everyone: John will beat this budew John: A bud... not sure if I can take that 2 foot plant out
@thebananaboy91044 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: You guys wouldn't survive with us around
@pokemonsonicgirl1234 жыл бұрын
A chapter from a fanfic I wrote enforces this: www.fanfiction.net/s/13176674/10/Black-Rainbow
@urkerab4 жыл бұрын
Thank goodness for starter Pokémon...
@pokemonsonicgirl1234 жыл бұрын
@@urkerab Or Pokemon in general. The Wing boys wouldn't have gone through without my Trainer OC's help.
@danielkerogoi71364 жыл бұрын
John: Says he can beat up a cat Alinity: ......
@rainitaouwu3 жыл бұрын
Cats can literally make you BLIND
@danielkerogoi71363 жыл бұрын
@@rainitaouwu no im saying it cos she got absolutely destroyed by her own cat
@rainitaouwu3 жыл бұрын
@@danielkerogoi7136 she deserved it
@GojiraFan-in9oo4 жыл бұрын
3:29 Finally! someone else who hates piplup. Gible! Use Draco Meteor!
@ghostyoda73793 жыл бұрын
*Piplup, use Ice Beam*
@GojiraFan-in9oo3 жыл бұрын
@@ghostyoda7379 yOU FOOL. Draco meteor always leaves Piplup with the spiral eyes. And dawn's Piplup doesn't even know ice beam
@ghostyoda73793 жыл бұрын
@@GojiraFan-in9oo unfortunately for you, this is my Piplup... And it knows Ice Beam, plus: Gible has a terrible SpA, highly doubt Draco Meteor will KO a Piplup (which, I must say: has a decent SpD). So...
@GojiraFan-in9oo3 жыл бұрын
@@ghostyoda7379 SHHH. you can't apply game logic to the anime. the tryhards will mock you.
@ghostyoda73793 жыл бұрын
@@GojiraFan-in9oo *plot twist:* I don't watch the anime. All kinds of logic from it won't affect me.
@jbarry10754 жыл бұрын
This weeks quote most likely to be taken out of context......"I can't wait to smack that" lol
@justjoannak4 жыл бұрын
Glad you took time for yourself, John. You look really happy and I'm glad to see it
@dr_doot3 жыл бұрын
Dusknoir is actually pretty nice , it apparently guides dead people to where they should be
@cherryberry9122 Жыл бұрын
Dusknoir is a big ol’ case of irony to me Most ghost types (besides ones like Froslass or Gengar) look at least a little unassuming, like they make you think you were just in for some mostly harmless pranks and/or tricky times should you encounter one, yet you also know deep down that you’d probably die to them in variable terrifying ways Dusknoir is like, the complete opposite: it looks the most frightening, like it would kill you immediately in horrible ways, but in reality it’s probably one of the most benevolent ghost types Like you’re more likely to befriend a Dusknoir than say, a Gourgeist or Banette, they’re misunderstood marshmallows once you look past appearances Dusknoir is friend shaped, my favourite ghost type
@avery37484 жыл бұрын
I actually really like Platinum's dex but they need buffs.
@pugplayz79434 жыл бұрын
Never knew I needed this.
@zynx84923 жыл бұрын
I love how he feels bad fot happiny when of course he has not seen the anime of brocks happiny
@titan56953 жыл бұрын
PokeMEN7: I fear no man. But those things: A baby turtle, a baby tree, a fake tree, a baby money, a hedgehog, a bee, Mrs. Bee, a sexy rabbit, a hero wanna be, a beaver, a derpy thing, a skunk, a balloon, a slug, a yellow cat, a fat cat, a princess water thing, an otter, a fan, SpeGEtI, a magnet, a bossy raven, an anooying bird, a big brain, a glitch, cOiN, a gong thing, a kissy love cloud, a dragonfly, a leaf dog, and a mustache bug *They scare me*
@TimmyDaTurtle4 жыл бұрын
I guess you'd have to look at it in a mortal combat setting. Could you get off with friendship, or is it a fight to the death
@alice-d45464 жыл бұрын
9:18 how I fantasise about killing my enimes
@dreepy71303 жыл бұрын
“I am bastioGONE” famous last words
@flareyt44773 жыл бұрын
John shiny is adorable. Shinx: have fun at minus one attack from my furotius face lol
@leslielmao014 жыл бұрын
Nice to see you again, John. I hope your days have been good :)
@basedduck2244 жыл бұрын
16:54 because it's easy to lift it will instantly get launched to a other universe and die because of fall
@Fundings3 жыл бұрын
Honestly a RIP of your going up against Brock’s happiny. That thing with super strength could throw you to the moon with one arm
@Idkanymore90293 жыл бұрын
Holy sh-
@KestrelDC Жыл бұрын
That comment about Piplup sending some bubbles your way made me think of Dawn in the anime having her Piplup do Bubble Beam at her hair to fix her bedhead lmfao.
@denimvelvet46704 жыл бұрын
I feel like this would have gone a little easier if you'd decided what you did and didn't have from the start. Like starting with the idea that you're going in with sturdy boots with every battle would have saved a lot of trouble. Also, I think how much credit you gave Bonsly was maybe one of the funniest things about this whole list. You could say something mean to the Pokemon and it would start crying and not be able to battle. The only reason you wouldn't put it in the punt class in my opinion is that it's a 33 pound rock, and kicking a 33 pound rock would hurt.
@magnej15204 жыл бұрын
25:57 If thats Pokken Croagunk, say your prayers
@selthecinderace88013 жыл бұрын
ITS SO ANNOYING TO KILL ISTG
@George-hn5by4 жыл бұрын
john you think highly of yourself. Being able to beat up god.
@redpikachu28273 жыл бұрын
I like the reference to move dodgeball, or at least I’m assuming that when he mentioned dodging wrenches was a reference
@paulyd24064 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 YES Mr. John Sir!! Make more crazy hilarious awesome content like this!! I'm just 😂😂 so badly but you are awesome though 👊😎
@dangrosswald85873 жыл бұрын
John: puts riolu in the "we'll see" category. meanwhile riolu's pokedex entry: "Riolu naturally has superhuman strength, stamina, and endurance and is capable of making long journeys on foot in a short amount of time." said bublapedia
@xdlilmanhaider84074 жыл бұрын
Me: Yay cant wait to see the comments on this great video KZbin: AcCeSs DeNiEd Me: Wha?!? You wanna be like that? Ill just refresh KZbin: You cant beat me peasant!!
@supremepanta95643 жыл бұрын
john is not having a great time by fighting a 3 headed bee
@toypikachutheoctoling60294 жыл бұрын
Pokemen7 you couldn't pay me to fight a staraptor, electivire,dialga , and arceus cause your fighting god basicly
@Tyranitar.3 жыл бұрын
i feel like gallade would be like: outsmart, but also don't try to outsmart at all and just repeatedly swing.
@alberttang69844 жыл бұрын
Unironically though, the evolved version of Bidoof, the beaver god can 1. Shoot lasers (Hyper beam) 2. Smite you (Thunder) 3. Hit you with essentially a Tsunami (surf) Pretty sure the beaver god can also pull shenanigans like earthquake but idk
@advaithkrishna63294 жыл бұрын
John probably with all his hatred for Wormadam be able to punt it to the moon.
@mikeydowikey41404 жыл бұрын
Like you just said, he’d PROBABLY be able to punt it to the moon, so it’s in Probably tier (yes I know you were making a joke it was a very funny joke)
@IHateCopperGolems4 жыл бұрын
22:22 this assumes that chatot is smart
@allowedsun19183 жыл бұрын
19:50 in gym class we played frisbee-golf and basketball-golf. I didn’t even know why these existed
@danielwarrior10324 жыл бұрын
He really thinks he has a chance to defeat the ultimate god of pokemon? EVERYBODY BOW TO OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BIDOOF
@thomaspyles3494 жыл бұрын
Lord helix joined the group chat
@IHateCopperGolems4 жыл бұрын
how to win dodge ball: Out run (out run) Out last (Out last) Hit 'em quick get out fast (chick-a-pow)
@zaygm58663 жыл бұрын
Jake Rozewicz survive until this horror show has passed
@therealriddlemaster3 жыл бұрын
Technically he couldn’t hurt the ghost types cause John is normal/ fighting type 😔
@yeets_galore31333 жыл бұрын
And the ghost types can't hurt John
@SACREDSCIZOR91162 жыл бұрын
And John can crunch
@SabiaSparrow2 жыл бұрын
@@yeets_galore3133 They might have coverage moves or status moves, unlike John
@hiyapatil53793 жыл бұрын
John is always this sweet, adorable guy who likes to make people smile and I love him, but this- we really see his dark side creeping out which I love even more, 10/10 John
@Theplatzguy4 жыл бұрын
“Squirrels are very stupid” I don’t think you’ve seen Mark Robers newest video then
@chillpenguin70324 жыл бұрын
Absolutely the BEST video I've seen in a while
@huzefa.r4 жыл бұрын
Ambipom vs John slap slap slap spank slap slap spank spank John has fainted
@sagejungwirth41554 жыл бұрын
The video should have been title 'how PokeMen7 beats up tiny baby animals and regrets nothing'.