Ranking How USELESS Toad is in Every Mario Game

[@nintendolife25]

With all the claims of how useless Toads are as guards, I wasn’t expecting so many Elite tiers.

[@jeremymklinger]

Yeah, as guards they’re bad, but they’re pretty helpful in getting peach back usually 🤷‍♂️

[@user-fm5ju3bb4o]

Toads are KINGS

[@SH141alt]

​@@jeremymklingertoads would be better if they acted like Pikmin

[@rainbowtoyfunrandomess1982]

​@@jeremymklingerHe even has a frying pan as a weapon.

[@TheUncivilizedNation]

Captain Toad carrying his race on his back

[@Skibster-w9l]

0:21 The toads that got turned into item blocks give you items, before Peach turns them back to normal. Besides the Toads don’t taunt you. They thank you for saving them before telling you that the princess you’re looking for isn’t around.

[@hAboyd]

So would SMB and SMBTLL be in Pretty Helpful?

[@Zuldaar]

the taunting part is most likely a reference to the AVGN with the sprite seemingly having a "flipping off" gesture on each hand

[@elliotgandersen]

I never realized how little red toad was playable.

[@Probe15]

K E E P U P T H E G O O D C O N T E N T (BLUE TOAD GOATED FRFR)

[@SheepStar8]

Missed opportunity to have Toad say "I'm the best" for his elite tier.

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

Bup is typing

[@brendanlm]

“Well if you know where she is, why can’t you just f**king show me” That killed me😂 0:34

[@joopvanhedel1372]

I know yellow and blue toad are iconic but it's such a shame that we didn't get other color toads similar to yoshi's different colors in mario wonder

[@Yu__Narukami]

What is this icky paint-like goop??

[@Superemie401]

*It’s moving!*

[@User-ue4j4wf3o]

Not now boys don't touch that stuff

[@Planetrabbit_testing]

Can I eat it?!?!

[@StarshineRainglow]

No, that would involve touching it.

[@JeremyKole-id8og]

What if I already did?

[@palpatinerocks3260]

2:43. And in this game, if Mario loses his cap, Toad will be wearing it in the lobby so you can get it back.

[@WindowsGG]

saving toad (not the blue or yellow) is the part that i definitely hate about nsmbwii maybe possibly everyone hates that part

[@jeremymklinger]

Yeah, I hate that you have to actually carry him all the way to the end, he’s as useless as ever

[@WindowsGG]

@@jeremymklinger it's like bro forgot how to walk 💀

[@manupm9161]

Idea for the next video: ranking how useless are the main legendary pokemon in their debut games (in terms of story relevance)

[@goldenhydreigon4727]

Oh boy, I love, "People dunk on the Kalos Legendaries but give the Gen 1 Legendaries a free pass even though they have even less relevancy." Its my favorite :D

[@Skullhawk13]

@@goldenhydreigon4727wait what? You have to go well out of your way to find the hints Mewtwo even exists, and IIRC the only birb you find on a route you have to go to is Moltres in Victory Road. Who are these people allegedly citing Gen 1 Legendary or Mythicals as story relevant? It’s only with the benefit of hindsight it’s even vaguely hinted Rocket wants Mewtwo, and even then Cerulean Cave is postgame. Mewtwo is my favorite legendary by miles and has an amazing story but that story was basically not there in Gen 1 other than “it exists”. The birbs don’t even have a story I don’t even know why they’re legendary to begin with.

[@superstarultra28]

In SMB2, Toad is strong boi.

[@Waffletigercat]

The blue Toad is named Buckenberry and the yellow Toad is named Alagold.

[@jeremymklinger]

I will not call them that but thank you for sharing 😁

[@Phillyj25]

Game theory reference

[@Waffletigercat]

@@Phillyj25 If you are referring to my post, no. That is official from Nintendo.

[@LuigiSmashGamer]

I’m happy you listened to me

[@johnmoon4781]

Actually you can see toads running around in NSMB when the lighting cloud strikes the castle in the beginning cutscene

[@TyGuy2462]

They also appear in a few of the minigames

[@KingCreeper562]

Actually, the Toads *are* in NSMB DS but only in the cutscene where peach is stolen. They’re represented as clumps of pixels in the background running around frantically.

[@volvoman5262]

No! These are actually army of Toadsworths

[@TyGuy2462]

Those Toads technically use the Toadsworth model since they’re too small to actually see and there is no regular Toad model in the game. I think they still count though since they’re obviously meant to represent normal Toads. Toads also appear in various minigames, like the slingshot ones where they run back and forth, and the gambling ones where a waiter Toad is serving drinks.

[@volvoman5262]

@@TyGuy2462 and they are re-used from SM64 ds

[@Tvman78900]

0:00 why is that funny to me just why 😂 Edit: his scream is funny for some reason

[@stewartosei1213]

I love your tier video. Keep up the content. Still waiting for the DKC series, with Diddy or k.Rool

[@SuperOzzy2324]

WHEN META KNIGHT

[@ShadowdaHedgie11]

Tell me one game where Meta Knight is useless.

[@matthewroman7432]

@@ShadowdaHedgie11 kirbys dreamland, kirbys pinball land, dream course, dl2, block ball, star stacker, dl3, super star stacker, 64, tilt n tumble, canvas curse, mass attack(?), triple deluxe, rainbow curse, all four subgames from td and pr (except maybe fighters and clash), super kirby clash, and dream buffet

[@ShadowdaHedgie11]

@@matthewroman7432 Most of those games are where he doesn’t show up, rather than being useless.

[@Longrun10]

Guys he forgot hint toad in Odyssey… ELITE

[@Mario-jt2]

2:04 why does nobody talk about that bro has 125 stars

[@NickTubeMemes]

You forgot the point that in Super Mario Odyssey, Toadette can literally give you a quite big portion of the games power moons for completing achievements. 🤔

[@kusogakirenfir]

Nah the most replayed part of the video is crazy 💀

[@duckygamer01]

Do Mario next.

[@malikmiller2786]

Agreed. Although I feel like most of the Mario games he,s in are gonna be elite.

[@LuigiSmashGamer]

Dude all of them are gonna be elite

[@malikmiller2786]

@@LuigiSmashGamer all of them except yoshi,s island and super princess peach.

[@LuigiSmashGamer]

@@malikmiller2786 oh my bad

[@malikmiller2786]

@@LuigiSmashGamer it’s okay.

[@miakenny4872]

this was the video i was waiting for 🙏

[@The_Amazing_Mario_Bros_Show]

We all have to agree that Toad is the best Mario character though

[@GoofieFella]

You should do a video ranking how useless to useful each of Dr. Cortex’s henchmen are from Crash Bandicoot (Tiny, Dingodile, Ripper Roo, ect.)

[@MarkCrowCrow]

Actually Red Toad in NSMBWii should be “Barely Does Anything” Because after completing Level Holding Red Toad Red Toad can give the 3 up when he big or gives 1 up when he small

[@williamhoward7646]

You should do sliver the hedgehog next

[@Theorangebuffoon7428]

I can still hear his voice

[@duckygamer01]

IT'S NO USE!

[@Theorangebuffoon7428]

@@duckygamer01 *Gets sent into outer space*

[@ZxManyFan-g5g]

@@duckygamer01ITS NO USE!

[@TheMMVMaker]

Could you do Ridley of the Metroid Series? Very important character in the Metroid lore and could be a very fun video to do.

[@jaceyman1017]

Here's another idea for these types of videos: How useful is Meta Knight in Kirby games?

[@ZeoLightning]

counting captain toad alone in super mario galaxy isnt really fair to the rest of the whole toad brigade that not only helped and joined with captain toad, but each of them continuing to help in later games like galaxy 2 and odyssey and treasure tracker. the whole toad brigade contribute and later on in galaxy its revealed they got promoted for contributing to rescuing peach

[@samuelyork7188]

This series brings me so much joy😂

[@jeremymklinger]

@@samuelyork7188 thank you so much for saying that! Made me smile 😁

[@lukaradojevic8172]

0:29 Toad saw that there is no peach in this castle but he dosent know where she is

[@Purptater]

You could also say that NSMB isn’t a remake to a sequel, but a sequel to remake 5:25

[@godatute371]

He really called those yucky… 5:53

[@Lagameteam]

What about mario maker 2 story mode? There’s still toads…

[@jianke5400]

in super Mario odyssey, the captain toad is pretty helpful giving moons but having a disadvantage of having to find him and the blue toad also gives you a hint for 50 coins so i think i would be in pretty helpful

[@emotion_deluxe]

Thousand year door Toadette is elite btw

[@rainbowtoyfunrandomess1982]

I know that Toad isn't always the most helpful sidekick to Mario and Luigi, but his heart is in the right place and he's a great lover to Toadette. Also he was a really big help in The Super Mario Brothers Movie!🍄

[@GameStudioAnimation2d]

Thank you ... for this amazing content. I really enjoy it.

[@BrontLord]

dude That backpack you showed at the end.. I HAVE THAT SAME BACKPACK, I dont use it but I still have it, I used that backpack in 5th grade

[@Kakkemans]

Thank you mario but the damn princess is in another castle AAAAAAAAAAAAA IM ANGY

[@RyvanoYT]

Great video!

[@jeremymklinger]

Thank you!

[@RyvanoYT]

You're welcome! Can't wait for the next one!

[@wetburntbagel]

They’re like a waddle dee

[@ShinK_319]

Toad is a burden in most games he appears in.

[@whitecreamsicle]

Blue Toad will always and forever be my favorite character, truly the goat

[@bunnyhatzuicecream]

Captain Toad is easily my favorite character!

[@HANNA_MARY7500]

fun fact the reason why toasd wasnt in mario world is becuse as revealed in an official magazing by toad him self it is revealed yoshie stoile his spot and he resented him for years. He also spiraled into a deep depression becauce of this

[@MarioKartChamp710]

Toad is my favorite character

[@Filburtturle]

I love how red toad is so useless in the games but in the movie he is the exact opposite

[@jxstryanlol7876]

was honestly not expecting mario run to be included

[@FreeAimDog]

its scary how much of a deadeye with green shells toad is, i remember playing mario kart tour and toad was in front of me holding a green shell and peach was also in front of me and toad and she tried to throw a banana peel at toad and it hit him and wiped him out and when he recovered he instantly threw his green shell and it slapped peach almost instantly after that.

[@garrylandman9278]

You forgot the telescope toads that give you 1UPs and Star Coins that are present in 3D LAND.

[@TheGlobalNetworkOfficial]

The Red Toad is my favorite . The color, not the playable red Toad

[@quangamershyguyyz7166]

Toad from the Mario movie is the most useful a red toad that’s not Captain Toad, has ever been

[@StoMoComedoPro]

I guess the guess the non-playable toads in NSMB Wii are like Koopa Troopas, like a goon except on Mario's side.

[@JoiningIrons3306]

Please do a video on ranking how USELESS King K. Rool is in every Donkey Kong game.

[@bumbullbeebeebullbum5832]

There’s a ton of games missing here. I was very interested in seeing how you rank the Mario and Luigi series’ toads, but they’re nowhere to be seen.

[@ShivenA]

Why does this guy sound like Nathaniel Bandy? 😭😭

[@ashterrifictales7317]

Where would you have put the toads in each of the Luigi’s Mansion games?

[@algotkristoffersson15]

why only the mainline games?

[@OliverJacobs-rp1pj]

Poor red toad😭

[@JPatoStar]

You could’ve done the original Luigi’s mansion, the toads save your progress if you die without talking to you one you might just start from the very very beginning

[@lorenzoantonio3630]

“Sorry Mario but elite tiers are in another castle

[@KittuArt05]

Only 2 Minutes and a op Vid

[@Portersona69420]

What do you mean "disgusting fan art?" 🤨

[@Ali-o3w7g]

WHERE IS DAISY RANKING

[@catdatwat9743]

Why do blue and yellow toad get to have their own icons but toadette doesn’t?

[@joshdarby6809]

Weird how you included Mario run, but didn’t include all 3 Luigi Mansion games where Toad plays a much bigger role. I know you said mainland Mario games but I didn’t think that would include Mario Run.

[@Youneverknewyouneededme]

Make a Ranking How USELESS Koopalings is in Every Mario Game

[@nasarums]

AHHHHHHH 0:00

[@obviousalias132]

No MarioKart/Party/various sports?

[@ruricopagan4903]

I dare you to rank how useless mario is in every mario game

[@ramsayia]

The Game Boy Advance Version of Super Mario Bros. 2 US lets you play as the red Toad instead of the blue Toad.

[@Roarbo]

*Buckenberry

[@BoyfriendFNFIsMySoulmate]

FINALLY YOU DID IT

[@juliolalvarezh5615]

Do Daisy next

[@spencergage95]

Where do you rank the toads in Super Smash Bros Melee and the rest of the Smash Bros games? They're a useful shield for Peach, but they only pop up for a second and reflect projectiles by vomitting (I think it's vomit). It's a good shield, but only Peach and Kirby can use it.

[@Luigi_Madyo]

Weren't the toads in the opening cutscene in nsmbds?

[@TheBlazingBronzeBro]

Hey, even though sometimes they are spineless, Toads can help a bit.

[@chrisloch8541]

Could you do rankings from the rpg games

[@Cameronthegreat234]

You guys remember bowset 💀

[@WindowsGG]

oh god i do ☠ i didn't realize how wild the character was back in 2019 but now i know

[@David14p]

That portable dock is litteraly just an hdmi to usb c cable

[@JonJay717]

Maybe how useless coins are in every game?

[@jeremymklinger]

I like that, thanks!

[@JonJay717]

@@jeremymklinger ur welcome

[@Roarbo]

Toadette is C tier in the thumbnail.

[@limwater8230]

Could you do a useless ranking on GUN from Sonic? I can’t think of anything they have done that was actually effective. I believed it when Gun in the second sonic movie got infiltrated by two unorganised civilians quite easily.

[@JaysYoshiYT]

Hot take: Yellow Toad is better than Blue Toad

[@MeJustMe101]

I am pretty sure toads are professionals when being farm tools.

[@ThePiplupGuy]

This video was toadsworth it

[@xpro718]

Underrated comment

[@Ultra-Turbo.]

Good but guess what... Captain is also in wonder

[@WyattW_]

3:44 CAPTAIN TOAD JUMPED??

[@sadcasm6320]

I love Toad, he is just like me in life

[@amycrabtree8477]

2:49 WHAT IS THAT IN THE MUSIC?!?!?!

[@IrishCoder]

WAHAH-

[@veghesther3204]

About that he's pretty much only useful IN Super Mario bros 2 (Doki Doki Panic).

[@megamarvelousmarty]

You dropped these 📌 ❤️ May I have at least one please?

[@jeremymklinger]

@@megamarvelousmarty Sure 👍

[@megamarvelousmarty]

@@jeremymklinger I didn’t expect that to work but thank you!

[@ShadowdaHedgie11]

...Uh huh. The first game, the toads you find in the castles are prisoners. Just because they're a prisoner doesn't mean they know where Peach is. Not to mention without Toads you wouldn't have item blocks. And the prisoners are just telling you that the Princess isn't there. Rather than, y'know, you having to search the castle top to bottom for her before finding out she isn't there. I wouldn't say they're worthless. They're definitely more useful in other games, but not useless. If you disagree... try doing a playthrough of SMB without using any power-ups and get back to me. Second game, same as the first, without Toad you wouldn't have items and would have to waste time searching the castle dungeons for a princess that isn't there. Super Mario Bros 2, yeah, elite. He's just as capable as Mario, Luigi, and Peach, being able to take on and beat every stage. Mario 3, yeah, pretty helpful sounds about right. Yes, he does make you play games or only give you one of three items... but he also has the warp whistles, and he does at least GIVE you items and chances at the games without charging you anything. I was going to argue 'Elite' for Super Mario 64 because they have power stars, but then again, they only have a few between all the Toads in the castle. They are at least very helpful, especially for first time players, with their hints and whatnot. "Even royal guards who don't do their job need a break" ...You do know not all Toads are royal guards, right? Ah yes, two Toad guards can definitely take on Bowser's battleship if they put their mind to it, clearly. You'd be cowering if Bowser rocked up to the castle in an airship too, buddy. Also, why does Captain Toad go in elite for Galaxy when he is mostly a bumbling idiot who needs to get rescued quite often, or simply stays behind with the ship while his crew does the more dangerous stuff? Although, more nit-picking... but crystals aren't ice. ...So let me get this straight. Red Toad in NSMB Wii runs mushroom houses were he gives you items for free... but because of a completely optional side mission, you're saying he's useless. Ok. Again, crystals aren't ice. I'd say the New Super Mario Bros 2 ones are at least borderline elite, since they straight up let you pick your power-up, as opposed to SMB3 where you have to pick a random one out of three or play matching games or roulette games. "Spawned a slew of yukcy fan-art" I can't believe Jeremy is uncultured. I'd argue Toad isn't quite as useful as Mario in Super 3D World because of his low jump... but he is playable. Being more useful than Mario, though? No. Strength isn't an issue in 3D World, so all Toad has is speed and a low jump. In a game where jumping is a pretty big thing. As for painting Captain Toad as even more capable... he can't even JUMP. I fail to see how that makes him seem 'more capable'. And also needs you to rescue him which you've docked Toads points for in the past. It's not the most useful Toad has been, since if you count Captain Toad being unable to do anything but walk... it'd be a pretty low 'elite' at most in my book.# ...HIs 'brig-ard'? Not how you pronunce that, my dude.

[@freakyferguson0]

can you please do the paper mario series and the rpg series

[@kid14346]

"Yucky fanart." *shows bowsette* Didn't know we were in kindergarten with using the word yucky to describe a hot girl...

[@najadamu2724]

Bowsette has cooties!

[@SillyRobot]

Uhm. Not what he was speaking on.

[@thebananaspeedruns9275]

Ok simp

[@AzumarillConGafasBv]

Yeah... hot "girl"

[@Mooskym]

Dude, where are the Maker games? In SMM1, if you beat the 100-man run on Easy mode, you'd get a cutscene at the end where Toad tells you "Fuck you, LOL", similar to his original appearance in SMB1 (rank F). In SMM2 there are a couple Toads that are playable, but those don't really matter. What does matter is the story mode, where all the male Toads are building a new castle for Peach (rank SSS), while Toadette is enslaving Mario for gold to finance this architectural endeavor (rank D).

[@thescattermanhi2152]

no mention of McDonalds toad...