Ranking MOBILE Rhythm Games by Rizz

[@SaowAngel]

4:44 :) kzbin.info/www/bejne/anScpoGHf6h7aNk

[@Berryyyyyjam]

Funfact: no matter How good you are at rhythm games that doesn't change the fact that you will look like a total fucking nerd while playing them

[@SaowAngel]

All D tier

[@l4rkdono]

They literally won't be able to tell the difference between 6 star and 10 star

[@kyouya7645]

As long as you're enjoying it and not harming others then it's all good 👍🏼

[@Maxsteel_4014]

​@@kyouya7645 The only thing getting harmed while playing would be my fingers, sanity, and smol mobile device :

[@nanattechi]

as a lesbian i kinda disagree because i’ve got many girls ogling over my fingers because i play phigros 💀💀

[@lin808]

"Hey girl, are you xi? because you made me want to "ascension to heaven""

[@SaowAngel]

rizz?

[@my.angel_hikari]

He's overrizzing!!! 🥶🥶

[@wuxianmlbb]

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

[@hikaruu_19]

Lmao

[@KaPPaP0g]

This comment makes me want to take a freedom dive into the floor.

[@astrellxvoide]

"hey girl do you like LeaF?" "cause you are my marenol" *fucking dies on the spot*

[@kyubey5]

the rizline portion of the video just gave me depression

[@SaowAngel]

wake up

[@yukko_parra]

mai mai has so much rizz that I have seen 2 couples, both fans of touhou as well, in Sydney. one pair even had matching accounts. its literally the weeb friendly pub, especially in Sydney.

[@SaowAngel]

I seen a couple recreate the kissing scene in the first video after they played a song 💀💀 mai rizz?

[@just_a_person9583]

Adofai is arguably the most "rhythm game" that a game can possibly be.

[@_mishmoosh]

thanks for the list! i shall now become a professional rizzym gamer

[@SaowAngel]

I wish you the best 🔥

[@rubbishnubbish]

@@SaowAngelhe will need it. Desperately

[@xetearVI]

I dont remember if I already told this story. There is this one dude that came into the arcade that I regularly goes to maimai. He has 16k rating, but not like 16000 but 16400+ or basically max rating that you can get. At that time he was playing with this 1 girl. My friend also somehow knows him. My friend told me that the 16k player likes the girl he was playing with. But she was 2-3 years older than him and he got rejected... Top maimai player and still not enough rizz.

[@SaowAngel]

i think he just needed to put on deodorant for that to work

[@Dman40000]

F to pay respects

[@Nb1N]

"Hey girl, are you rizline? because no matter where i touch, it's still perfect."

[@devidotnova]

hey girl are you akira complex? cause in the next world, we'll meet again, i promise

[@SaowAngel]

😦

[@SebiIoan05]

My current favorite song in DDR👌🏻

[@zaisen_9]

Bro rizzed Heaven and Earth

[@Rando2101]

My guiding star ✨

[@devd_rx]

this did not age well

[@Kurva4]

hey gurl are u a painting cus yur such a masterpiece ( masterpice is the map in osu!)

[@SaowAngel]

osu rizz?

[@FeelsStrongMan]

tfw you will never take a girl to Memme's Chinese Restaurant 😭

[@xerite6215]

I believe Phigros gets S tier because all songs there are literally free than other games which is an advantage to the rhythm gamers play this game all free!

[@SaowAngel]

but you can't flex how rich you are 😦

[@AdskyLR]

Before i watch the video, im gonna bet arcaea is the lowest because crosshand is cringe Edit : oh, right you already ranked arcaea, my bad lmao

[@SaowAngel]

A for Arcaea 🗣🗣🗣

[@cowgba]

Skill issue 💀

[@iijj22gg]

There's more to Rizline than just the name, which I think may have been the biggest influence on your ranking... Judging by "rizz", the gameplay is good too. You don't have to be the one person turning their phone sideways in public and feel awkward. Also the color scheme is an appealing pastel. Now you can show off how rich you are like with Cytus (sorta) by spending coins to get collectibles to make "Rizcards" (which I hope get better uses in the future). Just hope the girl you're trying to impress isn't hardcore, because she might not like Rizline's mechanics.

[@Nirux]

he did indeed end it right now 😱 banger as always, my goat Saow

[@mind-of-neo]

It kind of saddens me that Cytus II gets more attention than the original. The original game was one you bought once at a NORMAL mobile game price of like $4 dollars and then you just had the whole game. No scuminess at all. Then they come up with a sequel that costs $234 in bits and pieces

[@corrot]

this guy did not just put mania in D

[@SaowAngel]

why? you know it's true

[@corrot]

@@SaowAngel i'll have you know that I've pulled at least 0.3 women playing mania. 0.3 rounds up to 0.5 and 0.5 rounds up to 1

[@SaowAngel]

@@corrot cope harder

[@DaskyOsu]

As an old osu!catch 3 digits player : i guess it would be C-Tier because the game look not great and for a lot of rythm game lovers, this is not a rythm game. HOWEVER, it's a game when you catch fruits, so you considered being healthy and taking care of you, so i guess it's b tier. :D

[@SaowAngel]

good logic

[@isoprops3861]

Ctb does kinda feel more of an "anticipate the beat" rather than "follow the beat" kind of game, so I kinda see how some people don't consider it as a "rhythm game".

[@Floatyoat]

11:00 whaaat also another saow banger

[@SaowAngel]

thanks for the feedback lmaoo

[@oaoeao9763]

Did you just re-enact a copypasta in 7:44

[@SaowAngel]

LMAO yes

[@SebiIoan05]

Nice video:D I'm a Rotaeno player, and people from the distance think you play some crazy driving game xD Btw. 10:29 Pump It Up reference?!

[@lazypear26]

That tangent off on hatsune miku from project diva megamix is criminal 💀

[@RealWind]

loved the video man why are you sooo underrated

[@SaowAngel]

Pls give me more views and subs

[@Taokyle]

as a kinda good arcaea handheld player, I can confirm we get 2 outcome when someone see our gameplay. Either thinking that I'm so pro or I am crazy sometimes both idk

[@emriknorth4144]

Wait, there's a rhythm minigame in Genshin? Huh, maybe I should start an account.

[@SaowAngel]

EMRIK NOOOOOOOO

[@Win_soonhomie]

Wait until bro finds the competive,speedrun and fast pace side of piano tiles💀

[@jadebayoba7073]

6:53 my PPSSPP with Project Diva 2nd# and EXTEND would like to say otherwise

[@aidanklobuchar1798]

Poor Theatrhythm, so rizzless it's not even on the list.

[@Robodelux2000]

arcaea should be s bc i’ve gotten into relationships by showing off how good i kinda am at it

[@aurzelli]

I live in SA. GET ME OUT OF HEREEEEEE THERES LIKE ONE TAIKO MACHINE

[@imshinora]

how dare you??? touch adofai... the greatest rhythm game?!?!? grrrrrrrrrrrr

[@SaowAngel]

i just bought it :D

[@Reeeeeeekon]

Real

[@nohintshere]

look more into the classic charter side of the adofai community, especially creators like CyanAqua, Plant Guy and TeoC, and you can find a lot of unique gimmicks and great art

[@ProshipAshton]

7:28 you could’ve made a perfectly timed joke here lmao

[@XcraftYT]

I would like to believe that 10:30 is a Pump It Up reference and not just a coincidence.

[@brandonsantisteban9626]

I never felt so attacked by being a diva/sekai Player and still completely agree with your description, that little story got me dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@SpinnySpinecone]

happy new year

[@SaowAngel]

happy new year to you!!!!!

[@KettleTea_]

have we crossed the hikari together in our past lives? cause i feel like we are destined for eachother (phigros rizz)

[@VoltskkiGaming]

1:51 who the hell plays cytus like this

[@dajayeway]

Bro said the DS isn't cool anymore 🥲

[@MSClaboratories1]

(Adofai in mobile only have oficial levels, at least spam don’t work on them…like every single PC custom)

[@Airyglyph]

wait that osu catch beatmap.. PLS TELL ME ITS MYTHOLOGIA'S END

[@wamthegreen]

Wait WTF? How does bro know I live in Sydney? *panics*

[@lonelyweeb03]

I feel offended by that osu mania placement, although lazer makes it much worse in comparison

[@SaowAngel]

I would put it lower if i could lmao, also what's wrong with lazer?

[@lonelyweeb03]

A lot of stuff that people who are very much into the gamemode will understand

[@GTD_GameTilDead]

@@lonelyweeb03 I've played classic and lazer, the only thing I see wrong with lazer is the skinning difficulty (I and spent 20 minutes trying to make it look like classic)

[@lonelyweeb03]

There's so much wrong with mania on Lazer, to the point where an entire community gathered information via a form to give peppy a piece of their mind. The results of the form are on the github now

[@GTD_GameTilDead]

Me who has gone to perform osu!mania for 3 separate classes and tries to find actual maps: *sees o!m in rizz tier list* Saow: "...because I hate osu!mania, D tier." me:

[@SaowAngel]

I think you gotta play osu catch on stage next time

[@GTD_GameTilDead]

@@SaowAngel "Oh right. Who actually plays this?" not me, I main mania and still have a (real) girl

[@SaowAngel]

@@GTD_GameTilDead you got me

[@asenggnesa4150]

Bet you don't have enough rizz to get all amazing combo in Ensemble Stars' Special difficulty 😏

[@oofiechan]

Hey, are you a galaxy? Because you make me want to scream (Kurokotei - Galaxy Collapse reference)

[@thwhat6567]

10:01 Did your background come from Limonène 1st ALBUM 「Evergreen」. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I know it cringe to say but you have a great taste bro.

[@SaowAngel]

Holy shit, that’s the first time someone recongised my bg. Thanks bro (Please) replay is a banger

[@Phildewy]

notification squads where are you at?

[@SaowAngel]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Coaster.Kat1]

Me using Play pass for $5 a month for Cyrus, I could play for about 46 months till it cost about the same ish.

[@izantachi.]

non onono non ono onn nonn noo pelase

[@blufyres]

4:29 that's a dude btw (exactly my type)

[@splattedbyima]

bro forgot fortnite festival

[@SilverAg.]

Genshin section was wiiiiiiild Also are you venting

[@SaowAngel]

self projection (cause i'm a degen)

[@lyrocon5951]

How do i play osu on my Ipad?

[@SaowAngel]

Osu lazer!

[@lyrocon5951]

@@SaowAngel but, how?

[@Karlus_LeV]

@@lyrocon5951osu!lazer

[@Bedwars4v4]

even more solid

[@lethiakx]

Im lowkey offended that arcaea was excluded but this video fr got me xD

[@Asayake_aoi]

9:44 bro I don't have headphones on and this just 😂

[@finnly2276]

i really like rhythm games

[@itsyenlmao]

Rhythm game lover ?! *laughs* *closes book* Like that ever gonna happen 😂

[@SaowAngel]

we can only hope

[@yukko_parra]

maimai be like.

[@cartmankinnie]

If anyones thinking about getting PJD- the Megamix on the switch is absolutely dog dookie (song selection is AWFUL + graphics are crunchy), get it on PS or PC!! It will be a much more enjoyable experience

[@SaowAngel]

Hehe

[@mixd_5443]

SDVX gets more rizz

[@tinbon1]

Where would you put muse dash?

[@Zkr7]

To my opinion Phigros is one of the best rhythm game, well I won't explain why because it's going to be long and actually ppl who playing the game long enough, at least until they clear the game to CH8, they already know what i gonna say, personally i would put Phigros in the S tier without any doubt, alongside with Arcaea. Also i love Genshin and all but that RG minigame is honestly mid af, first it's just a 1:1 copy of existing RG, but that's okay, the real thing is it's too easy, i can even do it with one finger and blindfolded, recently they added higher difficulty but even so, still too easy, it's just quite boring

[@yoriwirtanen]

Nah yall actually pay for plays in the arcade💀 In my local arcade its 10 buck entry fee and you can play all you want how many times you want

[@limu5688]

gabagoo

[@jackdroen6832]

groove coaster?

[@_WalkTheEarth_]

6:45 i do 💀

[@technicolor965]

Where the fuck is jubeat :(

[@tadicahya6439]

Genshin impact jumpscare

[@SkipperReu]

Sorry but project diva arcade >>>>>>> any port of it

[@SaowAngel]

at least it's better than project sekai

[@ggjcggg]

What about rhythm heaven?

[@notreaItangramice]

I guess same thing to guitar hero (if you are in a train station or something) because you can't bring a wii and a tv, so you got a cringy old nintendo ds.

[@chakrawarrior]

arcaea ?

[@SaowAngel]

watch part 1!

[@stronggaming2365]

where gd

[@snilegd]

wait where's the project sekai like the actual mobile version lol that game is an L tho

[@SumGhost]

the video is incorrect because rhythm players don't pull.

[@woehaswokenme]

I did

[@AVEXentSUCKS]

Wouldn’t touch any of these… yuck

[@mattheus1331]

bruh

[@fyii1899]

1st

[@SaowAngel]

don't care

[@fyii1899]

@@SaowAngel keep yourself safe pal

[@MyAngelMahiru]

Where geometry dash

[@SaowAngel]

in the first video

[@Fish010]

That's not a rhythm game

[@zaisen_9]

​@@Fish010it's a gaming software

[@lamppost101]

adofai a atleast

[@coreyz796]

yeah he did adofai dirty fr

[@shantotto6763]

Dyanmix best rhythm game

[@slugginatubb]

i completely disagree with your takes on adofai im getting tired of hearing people say that all the time

[@coreyz796]

same