Ranking The Best (And Worst) BEARDS In Metal & Rock

[@BradleyHallGuitar]

Which beards do you think are the best and worst on this list??

[@CarsonRenfroe]

All are good

[@dearpercocet.]

all are epic

[@IsaacTuduriLlabres]

@@BradleyHallGuitar Mine. xD

[@CaXreLL]

The goatee you are referring to having is called a hamster butt 🤘🏻🤣

[@u.l.iofficial379]

You literally forgot about Fredrik Thordendal

[@Xylus.]

The comment about Vinnie Paul's beard looking AI generated is hilariously accurate.

[@tw20239]

How is it that his brother had one of the most godly beards and then he has that choppy try hard shit, rip too both

[@cobrasys]

True. I literally LOL'd here when Beanly said it. Spot on.

[@viniciusprinholat092]

Putting Frank Zappa's beard in a mid tier must be an absolute crime

[@cobrasys]

Agreed, the man pulled off a fucking fat-ass 'stache like a boss. S-tier or higher.

[@cancercentral9997]

Frank Zappa was the moustache god smh

[@XOChristianaNicole]

As a former hairstylist/barber, as well as obsessive about heavy metal music - this is the kind of content I live for. Thanks, Bradley.

[@putridsomething]

I like how the green screen picks up the thing on the nirbama shirt so theres just a bean hole

[@JVR10893]

How did you do Dream Theater and not do Mike Portnoy’s blue beard?

Exactly my thoughts!🧐

[@CompleteProducer84]

In the live stream he mentioned MP and brought up a pic of his blue beard. I can’t recall the exact reason, but I believe he just didn’t think it warranted a spot since the actual beard itself wasn’t as iconic

[@sayanmandal2246]

The Blue beard is very much iconic 😮

[@CompleteProducer84]

@@sayanmandal2246 Yeah, you're right. I was going to say that it's not as iconic as the other beards on the list, but he picked James too and MP's is far more iconic. I think he just wanted the opportunity to shit on James lol

[@gotomychanneltoseemyname]

It’s like dimebag but blue😅🤣

[@stephenlindsay3792]

Imagine going on a date with serg in the early 2000s, and he brought his pogo stick just to show you a trick, you'd have so much fun

[@halcyon940]

I know right, but she had so many friends.

[@ashtonvause8073]

Dang you beat me to it! I was literally thinking the exact same thing!! 😂😂

[@stephenlindsay3792]

​@@ashtonvause8073yea but I fucked it up 😂 she had so many friends 😂😂

[@Norpal]

My boy Marko got done dirty :(

[@f0rth3l0v30fchr15t]

Well, Lemmy really kind of has friendly muttonchops.

[@IsaacTuduriLlabres]

Bradley... Are you gonna do "Best pubic hair" for the next one?... It would be Ball-Breaking... xD

[@mayorstudland2929]

I will not tolerate such Joakim slander

[@maartenn2217]

Nah it's scarily awful

[@The--Big--L--3309]

Sabaton fans must rise

[@Gideon_Ofnir_The_All_Knowing]

​@@maartenn2217tf you mean?

[@maartenn2217]

@@Gideon_Ofnir_The_All_Knowing that it looks like shit, how did you not pick up on that Mr. All_Knowing

[@TheNolinator]

@@maartenn2217loosen up

[@gyurmagyuri6440]

I haven't ever noticed that little goatie of Joakim's beard 😅 Them sideburns still look awesome imo

[@spelunkymonke]

Why did I just read that as "ranking the best BREADS in metal & rock"?😭

[@IsaacTuduriLlabres]

#1 Baguette. xD

[@simoboi695]

because you failed english

[@XOChristianaNicole]

In all fairness, beards contain quite a bit of yeast (as well as human fecal matter. Please, wash your hands, fellas) - and there is even beer, made out of beard yeast. So, bread would be quite appropriate, in this instance.

[@metalheadac9368]

Clearly he is hungry

[@badembow]

Dyslexia

[@EetuSalminen-uq3tz]

MARCO HIETALA!

[@thewheelistaken]

Bless your heart Mr. Hall!!! You have no idea how long I've been waiting for this video

[@PiousMoltar]

Great video Beardley

[@peeweewallabowski7084]

Troy Sanders has an epic wizard/caveman beard

[@guillaumelagueyte1019]

And Kirk Windstein, I would have liked to see both of them in the list.

[@NaviDoodlez]

A N A L B E A R D S 3:50

[@gianalfredo]

ZZ Top’s drummer doesn’t have a Beard but he doesn’t need one, since that’s his freaking last name! Frank Beard

[@user-sam_thes]

WHERE IS TONY IOMMI?!

[@roundcircle2756]

under there

[@vincentmomont7538]

Tom Araya has a pretty cool Santa beard

[@MagnusRohden-db8gy]

Loved the livestream for this.

[@ambroz-xd]

Nah bro, putting Joakim below Scott Ian is criminal

[@markusszelbracikowski956]

This was way more entertaining than it had any right to be 😂

[@veenoir1991]

Toki Wartooth's handlebars. Edit: I just realized that David Koechner (anchorman) looks like Lemmy hahahaha

[@ihaschevy2866]

jens kidman would dominate this list. dude is litteraly swedish kratos

[@kolyaton]

You don’t like Joakim Broden’s beard??? That’s the coolest beard ever!🤘

[@whatever-it-takes]

03:52 bro 💀💀💀

[@TheWelhaven]

Whenever I shave my beard, no one has got anything nice to say. Please grow it out again, they say. But when I do have a beard, they call me grandad. Makes me look old, apparently.

[@sendipan060]

You are looking good man. I must try this Siraj Tikka Beard style.

[@GoneTo11]

Just missing Derek Smalls from Spinal Tap - legendary beard.

[@MrAlexollie]

Petrucci looks like Hagrid from HP and I love it.

[@zakarhaavevuo2574]

Love it. This man is a true servant of all humankind

[@SlothoftheSun]

Went to Bloodstock and managed to end up in the front row for Amon Amarth, Johan's beard is a work of art, I don't know how it doesn't get singed by the flames.

[@mrlor3d]

But remember Bradley, as Tim Minchin sang only a ginger can call another ginger ginger

[@ophilianecr]

It's like the N word😂😂

[@Gideon_Ofnir_The_All_Knowing]

​@@ophilianecri mean, it's only 2 letters off.

[@benw4409]

Halford's grandad beard is the beard to end all beards.

[@TheRealMicheálÓHairtnéige]

Nice to see Billy Gibbons mentioned!

[@Metalhead-d5f]

He forgot all of black sabbath, excluding ozzy and dio

[@rachelBrady-ni]

No No he didn't They aint on this list kid

[@blupandaxalt]

I really think you should have ranked Portnoy as well!

[@Bonded_By_Blood]

Robb Flynn's trident beard for the win!

[@V3ntilator]

The cursed one looks like Davy Jones from Pirates of the Carribean.

[@ophilianecr]

😂 My ex has dreadlocks and I sent him that Pic and told him he needs a matching cthulu beard for his look😂😂😂

[@V3ntilator]

@@ophilianecr Haha. Nice.

[@Farmen.]

Fenriz for the win all the way

[@PIZZAdayisback]

1:25 you know what's better than 24? 25! *EARPIERCING LAUGH ENSUES*

[@bunnirr]

What about Christopher Lee

[@vincentmomont7538]

When i grow a beard one day I want the bread that the old Lamb of God drummer had like around the Sacrament period

[@TerryBollea1]

If you flipped Statics head upside down on his neck.....you wouldn't be able to tell that its upside down.

[@HaZZb97]

Your upper lip (the bit between the lip and nose I assume you mean) is called the Philtrum. The more you know 🌈⭐️

[@ophilianecr]

Im the kinda woman who LOVES bearded men. BUT IT HAS TO BE STYLED!!! Ive had partners who did the immaculately groomed Van Dyke, an 1800s curled stache and full beard, currently watching my man use a heated beard comb, beard oils and pomade.... His perfectly trimmed beard and stache....he looks like A MAN!!!🥵

[@matotuHELL]

I differ a quite a lot when it comes to judging these beards, but anyway, it's such a funny and amazing thing that you dedicated a whole video to beard rating and take it so seriously. 😀

[@lucadorastefan8472]

Finally a live that I got to, it was cool🔥 But beardline was fucking genius😭

[@user-or4dy1bc3j]

Metal beard boys

[@frankieinjapan]

You should've used James Hetfield's weird double beard from death magnetic days 😂

[@deborahd7171]

You thankfully overlooked the Yngwie muttonchops.

[@alcrapone1131]

I serious lack of kirk windstein here...

[@ElGroodleReezo]

Kirk ascends above the tiers

[@mattvillarrubia3621]

Unrelated. Just saw you play Progpower with twilight force and you were great!

[@patatromb]

now, this was a real random tier list❤

[@groltann]

Where's Peter Tägtgren (Hypocrisy and Pain) and his Jack Sparrow-esque double goatee?

[@likelee6757]

Actually at First he did consider Peter for the List but then he just put the Guy from Nightwish in there. I also think Peter should be part of the list

[@KuzyukovAleksandr]

I don't agree with every beart but it was interesting. Thanks!

[@petey7187]

Best tier list yet

[@connormaloney2180]

Zappa should have been SS tier

[@Gideon_Ofnir_The_All_Knowing]

Like Schutstaffel? The Nazis? What do you mean?

[@stephen5112]

Black Sabbath and Judas Priest deep dive please

[@u_got_sarged1006]

Joining Twilight Force is crazy. Congrats bro

[@tankems]

YOUR IN TWILIGHT FORCE NOW!??!??!?

[@matiosmi137]

I would add Per Nilsson from Scar Symmetry with his iconic navy captain beard. Would probably land in the caveman tier

[@delix787]

2:15 BRO YOU KILLED ME. 😂 10:19

[@teodorkochevski4842]

EARLY. I love ur vids bro

[@warcraftmurloc2075]

twilight fooooorceer 🥳🤘🏻🥳

[@henrihell]

1:50 about sums up this video.

[@laurisaarinen1126]

I agree with so much of this list but... Vinnie my man! It's not bad! It's just Texas baby! I think he pulled it off. But obviously nowhere near the god levels of his brother's beard, that doesn't even seem like it could be cut off. He would have become a different person.

[@cruciferum]

TWILIGHT FORCE!!! WHAT?! WHAT?! How could you have kept this from us?

[@southernpanda33]

You can’t mention “2000’s douchebag goatees” and not mention Wayne Static. Well done.

[@TheBfutgreg]

2:30 I'd call it the "Power Button"

[@STOPLIKEBEGGARS101]

Good name! I don't think Joakim's beard is that bad. Neat and well kept at least. But Pär from Sabaton has a nicer beard!

[@simardrum5559]

A got a Yousician James hetfield ad at the same time you was ranking Hetlfied

[@Milanobradovic1737]

ZZ Top dusty hill and billy gibbons

[@IgorShinob]

Long live NOTEPAD++'S INFINITE NEW TABS FEATURE

[@DireThorns]

Significant lack of women on this list!

[@DireThorns]

Reql

[@ManM-mj4kb]

Dude you forgot Christopher Lee

[@insertname8999]

troy from mastodon is literally a wizard

[@Teme0520]

I was ENRAGED when I saw you rank Joakim’s glorious beard so low, but then I realized, in my opinion, Pär has the best beard in Sabaton

[@Mr.Goldbar]

I'd say Rudess, Petrucci, Zakk and Scott Ian way higher. Jim Root all the way in D because it made him switch to this chinless mask that makes him look like an alpaca. Also, 2000s Serj would look like Kenny G without the beard XD

[@keimeri9]

Can you make a video listening to every Stratovarius album?

[@LucasBloom23]

My comments were in that video, but none of them were ever read out loud in the video. Only in the original live stream

[@SaulG88]

I've always said that Vinnie Paul had the worst beard in metal, good to finally see someone agreeing 👍🏻

[@ANOKNEEMOOSE]

now that I think about it, Bradley's beard looks like Adrian Smith's beard

[@thomasowens4844]

Dimebag in general deserves to be in wizard tier

[@Joe.888]

You missed out mark Mendoza from twisted sister. That thing is painted on!

[@lukaskolisek2208]

If you put a wig on Leland Sklar, he'd look exactly like Dumbledore from the first two movies where he was played by Richard Harris.

[@SlipknotGlazer515]

St anger snare drum beard

[@jamesrae7246]

Neil Fallon has a great no-nonsense beard.

[@tomasjonsson7141]

Frank Zappa is the goat and easy S tier 🐐🐐🐐

[@DreamTheaterFan69]

Lamb of god deep dive when

[@spelunkymonke]

Great pfp bro!

[@IsaacTuduriLlabres]

@@DreamTheaterFan69 I would watch that one, but they're songs are very similar, tbh...

[@کوروششفائی]

Funny topic😂🤟🏼

[@nunninkav]

If Chris' beard is cursed, most people want to know how to end up with that curse. 11 straight #1 Rock chart singles, they hold the record.

[@bobdole7451]

This video made me realize I'm done with KZbin for today...

[@farn451]

whenever i see James from Dream Theater all I see in my head is Arnie saying, "Bennett led ov zum zteem...."

[@sirwilliamwaffles1333]

Just show me how to play in drop g

[@snuggeles]

poor sabaton man XD

[@tomhuitema2068]

Bjorn Gelotte has a goated beard

[@junkhead_92]

Kirk Windstein would like to have a word with you

[@southernpanda33]

11:39 Rob looks like he should work at Gringotts these days.